WE GOT DA PRIME BOIS ;-; !! I love drinking prime, especially mixed with some of my favorite girl gamer juice! It’s perfect when I’m gaming or working on my rock hard abs! Sure, maybe it gives me diarrhea and makes me break out immensely but it’s worth the buy for the DRIVE AND POWERRR!!! Anyway, ask some questions to me before my rash gets inflamed again and I have to go to the ER!

Are these TikTok artists any good?

It’s pretty common for young rising stars to promote themselves thru TikTok. Instead of rolling my eyes and scrolling by, I decided to delve into 4 artists who’ve graced my FYP: Montaine, Baby Storme, Sofia Isella, and Kidz At Play. I’ve never written anything like this before, but it was pretty fun and I’m glad yall can finally read it :)

https://open.substack.com/pub/icaruseater/p/are-these-tiktok-artists-any-good?r=2stts2&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

an energy drink has high caffeine content? shocked pikachu. fuck am I about to defend Logan Paul? ick. one why aren’t parents monitoring what their children watch and what’s being advertised to them? two why aren’t parents monitoring what they are putting into their children’s bodies? three why are we coming after an energy drink being an energy drink when we need to be going after the disgusting hold influencers have over social media and young impressionable minds?

Prime Energry Review @KSI @Logan Paul #primeenergy #primeenergydrink #primeenergycan #prime #Ksi #loganpaul #Brisbane #Australia #foryoupage #foryou #fypシ゚

Energy drink review

Logan Paul (and KSI), sociopaths

they put twice as much caffeine in their drink as redbull per ounce to get kids addicted to it, this was probably their mastermind plot or some shit like that. sociopath(s) (---> my opinion)

Prime is Funko Pops of energy/hydration drinks

Prime bro doodles + young Sails

you ever remember that you started rping on dumblr dot com in late 2010/early 2011. i've got mutuals who saw me go through college and shit. saw me turn twenty one and drunk live blog. back when i did cam work i would post selfies lowkey in my undies. i once tried to roleplay while tripping on acid. in retrospect i've grown up with a lot of my moots!

i want to dress all cool but i have these stupid jock genes and long hair so the only time i have any generic sex appeal is when 1. i look like i'm going to a skate park or 2. i'm going to the cornerstore dressed in what can be only described as athleisure

Prime cake

this shit is glorified lucozade

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soulfire and ghostflame by me! decharge created by @/enby-ralsei !! blue flame created by @/wanderingbards !!

literally the scariest thing I've ever seen in a shop