#i go recycle bottles to buy an energy drink with my hair all messy and my sneakers matching my hoodie peaking out from under my jacket and | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

perilegs · 3 months

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i want to dress all cool but i have these stupid jock genes and long hair so the only time i have any generic sex appeal is when 1. i look like i'm going to a skate park or 2. i'm going to the cornerstore dressed in what can be only described as athleisure

#im joking i dont actually mind i love being cozy #i have 2 modes which are 1. i will die if i dont look like a bloodborne npc 2. i love being just some guy #i go recycle bottles to buy an energy drink with my hair all messy and my sneakers matching my hoodie peaking out from under my jacket and #i know the women in the cornerstore want me carnally #i am the most average guy. just some man. a background character. that's when i'm at my prime #<- said with love. i love us basic bitches #leevi talks

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