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xanaxspritz · 1 month

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inspired by frat boys gojo and geto by @chu-cho! part 1.

synopsis: satoru gojo and suguru geto are the hottest frat boys on campus. an unexpected encounter leaves you wondering if you should take a chance.

an: y'all, as i was writing this I saw a horde of frat boys down my street (I live in a college town) and it scared the shit of me lmao

satoru gojo and suguru geto were probably the most two obnoxious boys on the planet.

known as "yin and yang" on campus, the two could frequently been seen hanging around campus crushing soda cans, smoking cherry lime vapes, and breaking hearts. satoru was the loud, cocky one, possessing a douchey aura that made every interaction a fun game of "how many times does he bring up himself?" suguru was the quiet, laid back one, but still equally as smug and annoying as satoru, especially as his enabler. a slick-talkinng charmer, you often find yourself almost letting your guard down around him.

and the two just happen to be in your chemistry 101.

"hey," gojo says sliding into the empty chair next to you. it was the end of the lecture and everyone was rushing to leave the hall. "my friend thinks your really cute," he points over to suguru quietly walking over to you two. out of everyone in the large lecture hall, they chose to bother next to you. wonderful.

"get lost satoru," you roll your eyes.

"c'mon you think I would lie? i would never! honestly, I'm hurt," gojo pouts.

"lay off her satoru," suguru quips, coming behind gojo. "sorry about him."

"don't pretend like you weren't just giving her mad lovey-dovey eyeballs. anyways we're having a party at the frat this friday after finals, wanna come?"

were they seriously inviting you to a party? a frat party at that? you heard crazy things about the ragers Sigma Tau during finals week. you've girls walk out of the giant victorian-style mansion without their shoes, throwing up on the sidewalk drunk out of their minds.

"i think I'm good," you reply going back to your work.

gojo raised an eyebrow. there was not one person on this earth who declined an invitation to the infamous Sigma Tau rager, and you were too pretty girl not to show up.

"thats ok. think about it," says suguru in a reassuring tone. "we would love to see you there though, if you change your mind." he writes down his number and passes it over to you. "satoru, we need to go. we have physics next."

satoru rolls his eyes before winking at you. "we'll see you friday night." he and suguru leave, and you look dumbly at the scrawny numbers on the piece of paper suguru ripped out of his notebook. this was the first time you've ever been invited to any college party, and at Sigma Tau no less.

you can't help but to feel flattered that satoru and suguru specifically invited you, showering you with attention. maybe this party will be cool. you did need to get out of your dorm more often.

you hold on to the note and keep it in your pocket. 2 days later on that friday afternoon you pull out your phone and send a text.

you: hey, what are the deets again?

maybe: suguru geto: hi

maybe: suguru geto: the sigma tau house at 10pm

maybe: suguru geto: im glad you decided to come :)

#satosugu #gojo saturo #jujutsu kaisen gojo #gojo x reader #jjk fanfic #geto x reader #jjk geto #jjk x reader #suguru x reader #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen geto #jujutsu kaisen suguru #jjk gojo

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pettydollie · 3 months

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DAD!CHRIS BC THE MATT ONES WERE AMAZINGGGG

I GOTCHU BABYY

so remember how matt in my eyes is a girl dad? chris has both genders. not two, maybe three or more kids bc i feel like hed want an army lmao

WAIT STOP yk how chris has a few betty boop tees? IMAGINE HIS DAUGHTER DRESSING UP AS BETTY BOOP FOR HALLOWEEN.

daddy daughter dates

hes buying them ice cream all the time

hes the type of dad to show his kids how to treat a woman. he's constantly buying u flowers and winking at the kids when u kiss him on the cheek to thank him

this also means that ur kids have grown accustomed to the constant kissing/pda and they really dont mind it after a while

and lets say they're all planning something devious or like a surprise or something, someone will suggest something involving u and another is like "nah, you know how dad is about her. he'll ground us all for life" which is obviously a joke because chris doesnt believe in grounding his kids

which leads to this next point: you guys dont even ground your kids. you punish them a lil maybe by like taking their phone or something but your kids are pretty well behaved overall

when theres babies, hes always making them giggle by doing silly things like pretending to be a rock star and play on his fake guitar (bonus, he makes the sounds with his mouth like a little kid aww)

u guys take ur kids out alottt. like aint none of them an ipad kid

takes ur daughters to top golf for little dates :,)

dancinggg always !!

u guys teach ur kids to cook and it always gets super messy LOL but its so fun

chris tries to teach ur kids that they dont ever have to be embarrassed around u guys. we all know that chris is a weirdo but so r u!! thats one of the reasons why ur kids love u guys so much because u arent afraid to be.. well, weird lmao.

chris doesn't like taylor's swift music.. but his eldest daughter does. she is OBSESSED. she collects the vinyls and CD's and she's always making him listen to the album lore, about her exes, and her taylor's version predictions. he comes to kinda deal with hearing her music around the house and just comes to accept it lol

#dad chris #𝓬𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓸 #sorry this was shorter than matt's lol #i might add to it later #chris sturniolo #chris fluff #chris sturniolo fluff #christopher sturniolo #chris sturniolo x y/n #chris sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo x fem reader #dad chris sturniolo #dad!chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets

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celestie0 · 25 days

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kickoff! reader who is stalking gojos page and accidentally likes one of his oldest posts. she panics and turns off her phone, without unliking it.

kickoff!gojo who is re reading your guys instagram messages and you text him while he’s doing this. he scrambles to come up with a reason as to why he read your message instantly

kickoff! reader who tries to watch soccer games to understand what’s happening. she probably yells offsides at everything. gojo can only smile at her and offer to help her out

kickoff! gojo who takes a picture of your silhouette in front of those statues you meet up at during the sunset (without your knowledge) and makes it his lock screen. you ask him about it but he just pretends that it’s a soccer goal and the sunset behind it.

kickoff! reader who finds herself thinking of satoru way too much. will see basically anything and be reminded of him. “oh a pair of sunglasses? gojo would like those” “hm, they started selling a strawberry tea? gojo would drink that”

kickoff! gojo who loves the sims. unironically makes a sim version of him and reader. tbh he probably doesn’t even realize he’s doing it, he just starts thinking about reader and starts adding her features. thinks it’s funny to make them have “fun time”

kickoff! reader who is looking through the game pictures she takes and finds herself staring at gojo. doesn’t even realize she’s doing it until mina walks in on her. think peter parker and gwen stacy

kickoff!gojo who has a full “project m’bappe” for your future kids. starts the kids off with a soccer plush and it leads to them being absolute powerhouses in toddler leagues

kickoff! reader who used to play soccer as a kid. threw a tantrum in the middle of a game because she decided she hated it. only started to like it again because of gojo

kickoff! gojo who keeps a printed out picture of the two of you in his wallet. Suguru took it at the frat party when gojo kissed you. around you is blurry and flashing lights, in the middle of the chaos is gojos lips pressed against yours. His hand is holding your waist, you’re slightly on your tippy toes to reach him. He sometimes zones off when paying because the picture catches his eye

BABE……..WHEN I TELL YOU IM BLUSHING N SQUEALING N KICKING MY FEET SM RN…..UHHH I THINK U MIGHT HAVE TO JUST TAKE OVER WRITING THE SERIES FOR ME??? bc i went thru sm emotions reading these pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ok first of all tysm for thinking of these and sending them to me???? i genuinely cannot believe youve made headcanons for my fic that’s so surreal n i will forever remember this 😭😭

BUT ALSO THESE ARE SO ACCURATE PLS and all the little details omg it means sm that youve noticed all these lil thinfs throughout the fic n their relationship n i cld cry rn 😭😭

pls excuse me for addressing each n every one of these bc im so excited by them i fear this ask will be long so i’m adding a keep reading loool

sobsosbsosbsbsossbb the headcanons ab their digital fuckups LMAOO omg reader is 100% the type to be stalking him at 3am even tho she swears shes not even THAT down bad for him n then she loses all feeling in her face when she realizes she liked a post from when he was like in high school or sumn🧍🏻‍♀️there’s no coming back from that LMFAOO but i feel like gojo wldnt even notice it bc he probs gets a lot of notifs so she’s safe this time around 😭😭 BUT YOURE ALSO SO RIGHT AB HIM REREADING MESSAGES N THEN GETTING SPOOKED WHEN HE REALIZES SHE SAW THAT HE READ IT RIGHT AWAY LMAO i feel like he’d pull something like “uhhhh i was just about to trxt you, that’s why” and she’s like “🤨 this is the fifth time that’s allegedly happened”

aww reader trying to understand soccer for him 😭 thats so cute bahah also i made another headcanon recently from another anon who mentioned gojo streaming the world cup hehe it’d be so cute if reader shows up to the frat game nights in the jersey of the team that gojo’s rooting for bc she’s just trying to be a supportive girlfriend n she gets excited watching the game but she’s actually got no clue what tf is going on 💀 but gojo adores her for it so thats ok

the lockscreeennn that’s so cute 😭 also i love the idea of reader being his muse too :”) like he doesn’t know much about photography but bc of her he’s like kinda curious about it now so he’s always taking pictures of her w his phone while she’s not looking :”) i imagine his camera roll is just a bunch of candids of her while she’s dissociating off into the distance or something 🤣 n he’s like “wow so pretty im so good at this”

OK BUT READER IS ME THINKING AB GOJO EVERYWHERE I GO LMAOO no but srs that one made heart skip a beat bc how sweeettt is that 😭 i think that is a true mark of love where u think of someone everywhere you go :”) for gojo, i imagine that anytime he sees anything scenic or colorful or something like blooms of flowers or a nice sky he thinks of how she wld probably really love to take pics of it n he gets sad she’s not there to do so

okk im down for sims boyfriend gojo 🤣 and wdym by fun time omg 😭 pls dont tell me it’s possible to make people BONK on sims. ive seen a lot of tiktoks recently about how they added gojo to stardew valley n ppl have been marrying him lmfaoo i wonder if gojo wld try to marry her in sims 💀 cant tell if thats cute or creepy PLS tbh i’d probs be like “aww babe”🧍🏻‍♀️

and YES AB THE ONE WHERE SHE STARES AT GOJO’s PICS THATS PRACTICALLY CANON, also, there was supposed to be a scene exactly like that in ch8 where mina walks in on her staring at the pics she was editing for her professor 😭😭 so ur 100% right on. i just bet he looks so handsome in those photos cuz he’s concentrated n sweaty n probs looks really determined n in his element tbf i’d be starinf at those pics too LOL

YOURE SO RIGHT HAHA he’d make sure their kids are soccer prodigies 😭😭 startin them YOUNG. reader’s like “dont u think they’ve practiced enough today…they’re supposed to go to that birthday party at noon” and he’s like “THE GRIND NEVER STOPS😤🔥” 💀💀 unironically the type of dad that wakes his kids up at 5am on summer break to take em to soccer bootcamp or sumn 😭😭 ok but he knows theyre just kids n lets them have fun haha obviously but he just has high expectations for them lmaoo

im so tender to the idea of reader having played soccer in her youuuuthh how cute wld it be if she unknowingly also had a crush on gojo back when they were kids (maybe there was some sort of co-ed game they played ONCE when their elementary schools organized it n she was like omg who’s that boy over theree n it’s just 8 y/o gojo who’s got all the 2nd grade girlies swooning even back then 🤣) but in adulthood she probably doesnt rememebr that at all haha OMGGGG I NEED TO MAKE THIS CANON BC HOW ADORABLE WOULD IT BE IF GOJO’s MOM HAD TAKEN A PICTURE OF THE GAME BACK THEN N U CAN SEE LITTLE GOJO N LITTLE READER ARE IN THE SAME PHOTO im gonna sob???? im so inspired by these rn??? anon??? can i fr hug u through the screen???

omggg ok im deceased im dead ab the PICTURE IN HIS WALLET. THAT IS SO HUSBAND CODED and adorabke asf i just might melt rn 😭 him getting distarcted while paying kakskddjhd also i can imagine him having a picture in his wallet of her in her cap n gown on n stoles n everything during graduation or something bc it reminds him of their college days :”) n when he’s playing away games during national league he’s always looking at it when he’s away from home bc he misses her

also i feel like suguru might’ve taken the photo as a polaroid 🤔 now i headcanon that kickoff reader also has a polaroid camera bc why wouldnt she lmfaoo 🤣 but just imagine the polaroid relationship wall LOL its so corny but i wld want them to make one together 😩💕

screaming. crying. feeling so inspired rn. cheesing. cheeks r hurting. love u sm anon srs if you have more i will gobble them up like a turkey. LOVE YOU <333

#I MEAN JUST HOW FUCKINF SWEET ARE MY READERS I CANT RN #😭😭😭#kickoff #asks #anon

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sketchymangos · 2 months

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posting day 3 soon!!

(I'll explain below lmao)

GGY Fanweek 2024

Day 2: comfort/ghost

basically vanessa looking for her phone and tony doing ghostly things and checking up on greg, thats basically it (THEY DONT ACTUALLY SEE HIM BTWW, IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE IT BUT THEY DONT LMAO) (this also takes places after ggy and sb if it wasnt clear)

@ggyweek2024

really quick!! i didn't want to post this yesterday because of the global strike for palestine, so im posting it today, aswell as day 3!!

i hate drawing backgrounds, as u can tell by the half assed drawing of a bed. pretend the fact that greg and tony are shaded in two completely diff styles was intentional, felt lazy. BUT ANYWAYY

in case the text is hard to read:

1: "hey, guys? know where my phone went" - vanessa

2: "Hello, Vanessa! " - freddy

3: why would i know (internal thought) - gregory

characters:

gregory (sb)

freddy (sb)

tony (tftpp ggy)

#ggy fanweek 2024 #fnaf #fnaf ggy #fnaf gregory #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #thecarnivalinnowhere #fnaf security breach #tftp ggy #ggy tony #fnaf tony #glamrock freddy #ghosties

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nikisfwn · 1 year

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Overwhelmed. // Alex Turner x Reader

summary- You and (early eycte) Alex are at an event but you hate events. You try to bottle up your anxiety during the event but a few hours in you break down after it all becomes too much.

warnings- Anxiety/panic attack, alcohol, non-consensual kissing (it's not real though it a day dream kinda thing), swearing, i think thats it lmk if i missed anything though :) xx

a/n- for all my people who feel like their anxiety is a burden, ITS NOT!!! I love you and you should never feel bad for feeling anxious about something. And this isn't the long oneshot i was planning a while ago, although i am still writing that, its just taking longer than i thought. This is entirely different. xx

word count- 1,6k (my first actually long writing lmao)

Events were never really your thing, never would be. Paparazzi, drugs, alcohol, people who pretend to give a shit about you, they just suck. Nevertheless, here you were, stood in front of your bathroom mirror in a tight-fitting dress that made you heavily uncomfortable mentally preparing yourself for the night ahead, you wouldn't ruin this for Alex because of your discomfort.

Finally mustering up the courage, you grabbed the doorknob and exited the bathroom, Alex was sitting on the bed typing on his phone when he noticed your presence. "There she is!" He put his phone away and stood up giving you a bright smile, "You look beautiful babe." He kissed you softly, holding your waist. “Not so bad yourself, Turner.” You winked at him and picked up your bag, heading for the door. He grabbed your waist pulling you back and giving you a loving kiss. He pulled away after a few moments and rested his forehead on yours, “I love you so much babe.” You sighed softly before replying “I love you too Al.” “Let's go baby, the cars probably waiting.”

The car ride was short, but long enough to get your nerves going. Alex had his hand resting on your inner thigh the whole ride squeezing every couple of minutes. When the car pulled up at the event your anxiety felt like a bubble about to burst. Alex walked out of the car and came round to the other side to open your door. He grabbed your hand helping you out and once you were standing, he put his arm around you, his hand resting on your waist. The paparazzi were waiting for you when you walked towards the event taking pictures and calling out, the flash from the cameras practically blinding you. When you finally got out of the eyes of the press and inside the event you quickly found the guys standing at the bar.

“Hey, you guys made it!” Nick smiled at you both brightly. “Beginning to think you got lost mate.” Matt commented from behind with a laugh. “Oh, piss off Helders.” Alex laughed from beside you as you hugged the boys and their girlfriends quickly.” “Y/n! I missed you!” Breana held her arms open and engulfed you in a tight hug. “I missed you too Bree!” After you all had drinks and had been chatting for a while a couple of interviewers came over to you and Alex asking about a million questions at once.

Alex answered each when the journalist turned to you, “Are you Alex’s current girlfriend?” You laughed slightly despite your hatred for any form of unneeded attention being brought to you. “You make it seem like he’s been dating people on and off the past three years. But yes, I am. Have been for three and a half years.” You laughed again, more awkward this time as the journalist turned his attention back to Alex. You sighed in relief when he finally walked away, leaning into Alex even more and kissing his cheek softly. “Handled that one well babe.” He remarked quietly, “Oh shut up.” You both stood quietly giggling for a minute before you left to go to the bathroom.

Now being alone your anxiety seemed to grow, if possible. You splashed some water on your face in an attempt to cool down slightly, you then quickly went back out to find Alex and the guys. Alex quickly spotted you and waved you over. When you got to them, he pulled you in and gently kissed you. “Hey, darling.” You smiled at him brightly, turning to the others conversation. You thought that you were dealing with your anxiety and hate for big events quite well, on the outside at least. And as long as Alex was happy you didn’t care.

Alex walked off for a minute leaving you alone, you had no idea where you were going but you kept it together, you had to keep it together, you couldn’t ruin this for Alex. You tried to slow your breathing when your heartbeat reached your ears, and your palms became slick with sweat. Your eyes darted around the room in search of someone you knew, anyone as long as you knew them. Why did it seem that the second you needed people they all disappeared? You were scared, not just anxious anymore but right out petrified.

You felt someone behind you but before you could see who it was, they grabbed onto your waist, it wasn’t gentle like Alex though, it was harsh and violent. Your heartbeat impossibly sped up, you tried to squirm out of the touch, but you couldn’t. You felt his hot breath on your neck and by your ear before he spoke “Come on darlin’ why don’t we ‘ave some fun?” The voice was deep, unfamiliar and slurring words together. You tried to respond but your voice wasn’t working, nothing was working properly, you were unable to do anything. He started dragging you and as much as you tried to push him away, he pulled you somewhere entirely new, likely the alley by the harsh temperature change.

He flipped you around so that you were now facing him with your back pressed up against the wall, his breath was vile on your face as he tried to kiss you, you tried to push him awake but you were weak, so extremely weak. And then it was gone, the weight of him, the cold air, everything was gone. You were back inside the bar with Alex in front of you looking concerned. “Babe are you ok? You kinda zoned out for a minute.” Your throat was dry and your head spinning but you nodded and quickly wrapped your arms around him. He laughed quietly “I was only gone for a minute babe, you really miss me that much?” You laughed too and nodded slightly into his chest. “Come on babe Miles just got ‘ere.” “Okay Al.”

You made your way over to Miles and Matt hand in hand when you made it to the Miles gave Alex a hug and pat on the back before turning to you and giving you a kiss on the cheek and a quick hug. “Nice to see you again y/n, love.” You gave him a small smile “You too Miles!” Alex, Miles and Matt started catching up while you stood there with them listening quietly, happy because you were next to Alex, safe. You were strongly under the belief that your anxiety had finally dissipated, oh how wrong you were.

The event had been going on for at least two hours now and nothing seemed to have calmed down. You were anxious and fucking petrified, but you couldn’t tell Alex that because you had no reason to be, you were sat next to him in a booth at the back of the event with the other guys. You had nothing to be scared or anxious about.

But the anxiety and the panic didn’t stop, they wouldn’t stop. And then suddenly the bubble that had been on the verge of popping the entire evening popped, you couldn't hold it in anymore and you started crying. You weren’t entirely sure why, but you did, the tears streaming down your face at a steady pace and your body shaking as you let out muffled sobs into your hands. Alex turned to you and pulled you into a tight hug. His arms tightly around your waist in the most protective way, he brought one hand up to rub your back as you now cried into his chest as you pulled your arms around to connect behind his back.

“Baby, baby, calm down you're ok, you're ok.” You sobbed even harder at this, hardly breathing as you choked every time you tried. “Babe, you need to calm down, okay? You need to breathe.” You nodded weakly into his chest slowly letting your breathing come to a more regular pattern. The tears still didn’t stop but you were breathing normally now so Alex pulled away slightly to hold your face in his hands. “Should we go somewhere quieter babe?” His voice was so calming, so soothing it made you feel impossibly worse for ruining his evening.

Alex stood up excusing you both from the table and telling the guys you were fine and that you’d both be back in a minute. He held onto you tightly as he steered you through the crowds of people towards the balcony. Once outside Alex pulled the door closed and held you close. Your legs felt like they were going to give up on you the longer you were standing. So, when Alex pulled away again you leaned against the wall and slid down it until you reached the floor and sighed in relief. Alex kneeled in front of you and cupped your face in his hands.

“Love, what’s happened? Why are you crying?” You stuttered for a minute or two trying to find the words before you let out a long breath and managed to speak. “I just- It's all too much. These events, I hate them, I get so scared and anxious, but I didn’t want to tell you because I didn’t want to ruin your evening. I’m sorry I don't know why I'm crying-” “No! Don’t apologize! Never apologize for feeling anxious at these fucking things, okay? You should’ve told me love I wouldn’t have made you come. You’re okay my love I promise.” You nodded and wrapped your arms around his neck pulling him to the floor and hugging him tightly, burying your head in his collar and inhaling his scent letting it calm you down fully so that you would stop crying.

“Alex?” He hummed quietly into your neck as a response “Thank you. I love you so much.” “You don’t need to thank me babe, I want you to be happy. And I love you too, So much more.”

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Also please give requests I’m running out of ideas lol. Hope you enjoyed this one! x

#alex turner x reader #eycte #eycte era #alex turner fanfic #alex turner fluff #alex turner angst #miles kane #the last shaddow puppets #arctic monkeys

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daffodilsonaprettystring · 9 months

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An Incomplete List: Things I need to be in the RWRB movie

(Including things we already know will be in it because god I’m so excited)

Basically this will just be me listing all my favorite parts of the book so I apologize in advance for how long this will be I’m brainrotting HARD rn)

1. The callback between Henry asking June (maybe Nora tho now) to waltz and then later telling Alex he hates waltzing at the V&A idk why but this is important to me

2. PLEASE a flashback of baby Alex seeing the picture of baby Henry in the J14 magazine I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT

3. Henry’s (and Alex’s) insomnia (because I am also an insomniac and it’s an important part of their characters I feel)

4. ALEX’S GLASSES PLEEEEEASE

5. Star Wars including the Leia and Han references/mural and Henry’s favorite movie being Return of the Jedi because THATS MINE TOO❤️❤️ and also “bit short for a stormtrooper”

6. CORNBREAD AND STUFFING CORNBREAD KNOWS MY SINS HENRY buy a summer home in Majorca with the turkey Mr Wobbles and David picture from Henry and their cute little “we’ve obviously got crushes but we’re ignoring it” phone goodbye

7. EVERYTHING ABOUT NEW YEARS BUT ESPECIALLY ALEX TRYING TO GET HENRY TO DANCE AND HENRY JUST GAY PANICKING

8. Nora’s extrapolated data about Alex’s obvious crush lmao

9. RED ROOOOOOOOOM

10. “Fucking eyelashes” and also “good to know. I am very, very gay.”

11. The stupid titles they use in their emails like His Royal Horniness and Alex First Son of Off-Brand England

12. BABY and LOVE and SWEETHEART I normally hate pet names (minus love I adore that one always) but I am a SUCKER for Firstprince pet names specifically

13. I’d love to see a flashback to young Henry coming out to Bea even for just a second

14. I NEEDNEEDNEED a shot like this in the movie

(Art by vkellyeart) but yes give me a shot like this where they’re on opposite ends of the world “two parentheses enclosing 3700 miles”

15. “Say good morning to your strumpet, Henry.”

16. So I know we won’t get the Hoe Dameron and Prince Buttercup kimonos anymore (sadness) but LET NICHOLAS GALITZINE BELT HIS HEART OUT TO QUEEN I BEG

17. Since we don’t get Cash wearing one SLAP A BRIGHT PINK FEATHER BOA ON AMY PLZ

18. Bea’s lime green drop-waist Wimbledon dress with gold honeybee Gucci sunglasses fight me Ellie Bamber would rock that look

19. So I know we know they don’t dance to Your Song in the V&A but I hope Henry still plays it on the piano or at least it plays somewhere in the movie cuz i love that song also JUST HENRY PLAYING PIANO IN GENERAL PLZ AND LET ALEX LOOK AT HIM WITH SEVERE HEART EYES and then Henry falling asleep on Alex and Alex just laying awake like Well Shit

20. “Most things are awful most of the time, but you’re good.”

21. Alex’s vocabulary apparently only being expletives when Zahra busts in on him and Henry lmao and “yes we can unpack the ironic symbolism later GO” and also “I thought you were getting into international relations or something” “I mean technically—“ “if you finish that sentence I’m gonna spend tonight in jail” 😂😂

22. THE POWERPOINTS HAHAHAH and “You need to figure out if you feel forever about him”

23. “Should I tell you that when we’re apart, you body comes back to me in dreams?” Speech and also the story about the prince with his heart outside his body that met the most dashingly gorgeous peasant boy who said absolutley ghastly things to him that made him feel alive for the first time in years

24. “Sometimes you just jump and hope it’s not a cliff” and “But the thing is, jumping off cliffs is kinda my thing. That’s the choice. I love him, with all that, because of all that. On purpose. I love him on purpose.”

25. Dear Thisbe, I wish there weren’t a wall. Love, Pyramus

26. Obtuse fucking asshole and “I fucking love you, okay?” And “when have I ever, since the first instant I touched you, pretended to be anything less than in love with you?” And “I want you— then fucking have me— but I don’t want this” and ok basically you get it their whole goddamn rain-drenched love confession scene

27. The morning after, when Henry says that all the royal shit of “fine” isn’t good enough for him and tells Alex he wants him to help him try to be happy and the chance of a life? That’s one of my favorite scenes if not my absolute favorite and I don’t even know what I need out of it but I know I need it to be PERFECT, including Henry sayings he’s been in love with Alex since they met❤️❤️

28. Prince Consort Road picture plzzzz and everything that happens in the V&A but ESPECIALLY them dancing and “taking a picture of a national gay landmark and a statue”

29. “I want you to know, I’m sure. A thousand percent.” And “I completely fucking love you”

30. AN INCOMPLETE LIST. IF WE DONT GET ALEX NARRATING THE INCOMPLETE LIST WITH A HENRY MONTAGE IN THE BACKGROUND, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE MOVIE????

31. “You and me and history, remember? Because you’re it, okay? I’m never gonna love anybody in the world like I love you.”

32. I want Ellen’s reaction to Alex being outed, and Zahra’s as well, with both of them being so supportive. But especially “do you feel forever about him?” “Yeah, I do.”

33. “I won’t lie. Not about this. Not about you.”

34. The crowd outside the palace and the crowds around the world supporting Henry and Alex oh my god i just know imma cry there

35. “You are the absolute worst idea I’ve ever had” Alex’s speech “America: he is my choice.”

36. The suitor pictures

37. Henry’s yellow rose of Texas tie

38. Alex taking Henry to his childhood home is a very small wish but I’d still love to see that

39. Finally, I REALLY hope the movie gives us some kind of epilouge like I don’t even care what kind I just want a future thing where we see them happy in the future at a wedding or literally just sitting together I don’t even care I just want one❤️❤️

I am SO sorry this turned out a lot longer than I expected but goddamn I love this book and I’m so excited for the movie my brain needed something to do lmao

#rwrb #red white and royal blue movie #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #casey mcquiston #red white and royal blue book #red white and royal blue

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nonbinarychaoticstupid · 9 months

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hai,,, what r ur sulemio headcanons

OHH I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!

they are autism4autism this is Very important to understand. suletta stims by swinging herself around miorine stims by being swung around and the distinction is small but IMPORTANT. this also because literally every time i try to write suletta being happy i always imagine her straight up wiggling around with it and i Fully imagine that when they're lying around some nights and cuddling she will just swing miorine around with her while she joyously rolls entirely from one side of the bed to the other on her back giggling and kicking her feet etc etc. miorine is like This is perfect for me I am winning

this also relates to this one tweet that changed me as a person lmao i am of the very firm belief that miorine needs to sometimes be Crushed into a Hug. compressed into a file even. flattened like in a tom and jerry cartoon. and suletta needs to be Holding something all the time. autistic girls who stim by hugging (they are in love). you understand. miorine discovers weighted blankets and her life is changed.

adding onto this they need to be touching All the Time they cannot go anywhere without grabbing onto each other. miorine consistently is like no you dont understand i have to be holding onto her every second of every day or i'll die and for suletta this is just normal behaviour that everyone expects

personally i do Not see miorine as butch (i see the vision though.... i see the vision) but i feel like she would get to earth and start looking into earth history and discover butches and her mind would be BLOWN

EVEN MORE AUTISM!!! miorine has sensory issues regarding clothes and is very specific about the work outfits she wears because otherwise she will have the literal worst day in the world and come home and just Not talk for a 24 hours straight. suletta of course is like. why do you own this blazer anyway it's Evil

they are always talking to each other all the time every moment of every day when they are separated for work reasons LMAO i keep seeing art thats like. work mio vs talking to suletta mio and i think that idea is SO funny. she goes from being your very serious boss to 'affgdhfjdsfggfsgjfgsdh hiii ♥♥♥♥♥♥' the MOMENT her wife is on call and she is So insufferable about it. suletta is equally annoying she will literally get a call and be like 'excuse me MY WIFE is ringing :)' and be on the phone for the next hour telling miorine about her day in excruciating detail (they are going to call again when miorine's meetings end in less than 2 hours). earth house is very divided on whether it's absurdly cute or not (chuchu vs Everyone Else)

miorine and elnora very specifically only get along for the purpose of making suletta happy LMAO they don't hate each other but they are absolutely not at any level of friendship and will likely not be for a very very long time. elnora does help with her work stuff a lot because she's used to the insane machinations of loser capitalists though

speaking of relationships with elnora i think it takes suletta a long time to work through the whole repli-child stuff and it's very important to her that she starts on that separately to spending more time with elnora. she tells miorine about the whole thing (she's been trying to work up the courage for months) and miorine is immediately like. do you want me to punch her for you. i will punch your mother for you. this is great for suletta because she fully thought miorine was going to break off the engagement and everything (there is no basis for this) + she continues to have a lot of identity issues about it as regular life progresses because it turns out that pretending that everything is fine does not in fact make it fine!!

i choose to believe that there is enough space in the cockpit of chuchus mobile suit for them to squish in behind her seat when miorine comes and finds her after quiet zero. suletta is barely conscious but miorine (who is terrified she will just die there and then) keeps talking to her (mostly sobbing hysterically and telling her off for making her think she was dead) and its at this point that suletta asks her if she loves her. (chuchu is very pointedly pretending not to notice and doing her best to tune them out)

miorine, still sobbing hysterically: oh my g-d. are you insane. of course im in love with you. what do you think all of this was about suletta: oh sweet! :3

i have written this scene out and will post it one day i think it's the catradora in me thats like. they HAVE to have a love confession and kiss NOW. i just think itd be so neat if it paralleled their first meeting even more.... miorine helps suletta take off her helmet and kisses her.... do you see my vision

suletta plays the guitar and miorine sings. you agree. reblog.

genuinely though i think suletta would pick up guitar to help with her hands and miorine, who is also getting back into playing piano around this time, gets into the habit of singing along while she's doing things around the house

suletta calls her wheelchair aerial 2.0 and nuno and ojelo help her paint it in aerial's colours. when she moves to crutches they get the holder colours

technically they still have a year of school to go but for most of it suletta isn't able to go to lessons + focusing mainly on her physical therapy and miorine is too busy dealing with the benerit group's funds that for all intents and purposes they're no longer enrolled. miorine's rooms aren't wheelchair-accessible and so they stay in earth house instead until they turn 18 and can legally buy a home on earth. all of earth house subsequently has to third wheel

they don't get married for a little while. mostly because suletta is in recovery but miorine also needs to work up the courage to actually ask. (eri bullies her into taking her with her when she goes ring shopping) eventually she gets around to it after suletta's health starts improving and when she pulls out the ring box suletta is like Oh! and reveals that she literally cut up and made paper rings one day for this specific purpose

their wedding is on earth, to sort of start the official move. miorine pulls some strings to get nika to at least be able to See whats going on + they have the ceremony in a big field not far from their new house. suletta's chair (aerial 2.0) is decorated with So many flowers as per the instructions of the kids in the neighbouring town (who love her + want to be her first students) and miorine absolutely did not get away without getting Flowered too. they both are crying the whole day and neither of them are subtle about it

miorine's hair gets shorter and suletta's gets longer. miorine just wakes up one day and is like I HAVE TO GET RID OF IT

mio fell basically immediately but i think that its only when suletta is in space with el4n that she realises + it clicks for suletta when miorine literally starts a company for her lmao

#sep texxt #ask #anon #to be added to when i think of more LMAO #sulemio #gwitch #mobile suit gundam: the witch from mercury

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stazsi · 3 months

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chris sturniolo as ur bf!!

warnings: uh literal pure fluff bc i aint freaky like that, boyfriend!chris

mynotes<3: this is the first time im doing ANYTHING simular to this lmao but js tell me if u want a p2

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

love languages: DEFO 100% physical touch!? words of affirmation

physical touch!!: any chance he gets hes close to u or touching u like his hands are always on ur shoulders or on ur back and sometimes round ur waist even when ur sitting down he's finding a way to stay connected to you and remind you he's there. so basically clingy asff :)

words of affirmation!!: he definitely would always comment on why he loves you and talk about how beautiful u are! he will defo constantly compliment you and make every conversation directed to memories with you or just you in general ( also obvs say i love you 3728 times a day )

teasing: he would constantly play-fight with you and joke about things that annoy you but never make anything superrr serious

like if something embarrassing happened he'd mention it and you'd laugh about it to make it a good memory

he would tickle you and stuff for ur laugh

he would pretend theres something on your shirt or thats theres a spider or bug and laugh when u freak out

gifts??:constantly buying your favourite things and justy keeping it in his house even if he doesn’t like the foods you eat i bet hed keep them in his house just for you.

"i thought you didnt like these?" "i dont, they’re for you"

"can i have these?" "they were for you anyways"

hanging out: he's a group kind of guy so hell make sure you like his friends so you can all hang out tg and i feel like you two are ALWAYS together just with different groups of people.

if you didnt like one of his friends hed be stuck lmao most probably would choose u

bad moods: if your pissed at him or having a bad day he will immediatly run to jokes and even search them up on his phone to tell you them all and he will laugh the most.

corny jokes 24/7

stare at you after the joke to see your reaction

pet names: he would have 36000 pet names for yopu and forget every single one so he makes up a new one

if you fall alot that day or sneezed alot something hed makeup a pet name for it (sneezy lmfaoo)

staying in: once in a while youd go out since thats what you wanted but he'll ALWAYS prefer staying in

(ordering in bc he cant cook help)

uhh yeah thats all <33

#sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo #headcanon #boyfriend #youtube

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serenhoshi · 1 year

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𝐖𝐨𝐨𝐳𝐢 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝

got a request for the best composer ever :))

Not very surprising, but Woozi is not interested in relationships

maybe he had interest in a few people, but never enough to actually date them, he was mostly interested by them because of a few aspects of their personality

he’d clearly be a pansexual, in my opinion ofc

and finding the right person would be very hard for him

because 1st: he doesn’t have a lot of time for himself, he works a lot

and 2nd: hes very selective of the people around him

seventeen are so close to his heart that he wants to find someone as wonderful as any other seventeen member (but with the romantic side added)

so it’s very hard to find that very person

For the sake of the imagine, you’re “that very person” that he needs in his life

you’re a mix of a big ball of energy, like hoshi, who matches very well with woozi

but you can also be much calmer and mature like the8 or seungcheol

so you do have the safe vibe that woozi associates the members with

you get closer with time, but it’s very slow

woozi is not the type to take things fast when it comes to love, not only because he’s kinda shy and clueless, but also because he doesn’t have the time

conversations on the phone like “wyd?” “I’m in the studio” are very recurrent

The biggest step in your relationship is him inviting you to his studio, and this becoming a habit for you two

everytime you come with some snacks and you both spend time together

theres a dilemma for him because he falls progressively more and more in love with you, and it inspires him for songs, so he works more and sees you a bit less

it annoys him

ofc to ask you to be his s/o he wrote a goddamn song

very cute, he didn’t look at you during the whole listening, his hears bright red

so now you’re in a relationship

the members still can’t believe woozi has an s/o

WOOZI

LEE mother fucking JIHOON

has someone????

damn

he was SO shy at the beginning

almost ghosted you for a whole week lmao

shyly initiates touch and stuff like that

like when you walk next to each other his hand brushes yours and then he progressively takes your hands in yours (without looking at you lmao)

also progressively puts his hand on your thigh when he drives

like first it’s on his lap, then on the gear lever, then on your seat, then on your lap, his eyes focused on the road

you have good morning and good night kisses

very quick everytime, but he gets less shy with time

like now he kisses you but his hand(s) holds your chin, or goes to the back of your neck, or holds your waist

he loves little touches like that

one thing he’ll NEVER do

is matching outfits/accessories

when you go out on a date and see some of these couple things, he pretends to be disgusted

one day you offered him a key chain for his phone, and then showed him your matching one

he pretended to be annoyed, but in reality he secretly enjoys it

likes having his special moments with you

like on every friday night you go out in the streets and enjoy fast food while looking at street artists singing or dancing

it’s his little habit, and he loves enjoying this kind of simple moment with you

ALSO

doing sports together?????

like him coaching you and all

he really motivates you while working out

he is the first one to see the well-being of the gym on your body

will play the strict coach but in reality he makes sure you stretch well, and you don’t hurt yourself

Now for the music, I don’t think he’ll make you listen to his productions before they’re out, he’d be too pressured to hear your opinion

many many songs will be inspired by you

the cutest ones

maybe a few sad ones that he wrote after an argument

but thats really it

still expect him to sing under the shower, and play basically any instrument at any random time in the appartement, any time hes inspired

i think i’m done here :)

now the smutty part below!

it takes a lot of time for you both to have sex for the first time

but when its finally done,, it gets less shy with time and practice

remember how you do sports together?

well it has its benefits

you both last longer, and see how each other has more defined muscles each time

no matter what, woozi is always on top of you

every damn time

his strong arms on each side of your face-

kinda noisy too, like small whines and groans

the pace is more slow and intense than fast and rough

making love with you lasts long

around an hour, maybe more, maybe less

as for the place, its either in your shared appartment, in his studio (only happened like 2 times because he was VERY horny), or at the gym (only once, because you were both very horny and no one was there)

his FINGERS-

makes you go through at least 2 orgasms just with his fingers

not a big fan of toys, but likes bondage (on you)

you once covered his eyes for sex and he complained during the whole thing so you gave up

after care is long as well

he doesn’t talk much, each time he does its to ask you how you’re doing, or if you need something, and of course he compliments you

i think almost every time after sex you take a bath or a shower together

and uuuuh yeah thats it :)

#woozi #lee jihoon #woozi imagines #woozi reactions #woozi fluff #woozi smut #jihoon scenarios #jihoon smut #svt jihoon #seventeen #svt #seventeen scenarios #seventeen fanfic #seventeen imagines #woozi scenarios #jihoon imagines #seventeen smut

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matthewmurdockswife · 7 months

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best friends brother with matt sturniolo?

Best friends brother x matt sturniolo

It was actually chris who had introduced me to matt we’ve now been together for almost two years and I agreed to let the fans in on more of our life so we decided to do a Q&A video

Nick introduced the video and after a few minutes of us messing around the questions started “Ok so someone asked if you were to get married would matt move out from the triplet house” chris recited the question from his phone “ No” was all matt had awnsered “ I’m pretty sure if we got married I’d just move in with them” I said as I watched matt “ I think y/n has grown as attached to us at matt is” nick jokes but we all knew it wasnt a joke I loved being here And I Loved matt and his brothers were my support system I cant imagine what I would do without them they’re always there for me. “Okay next question how did you guys meet?” Nick reads off of his phone“I started this” chris sighs in a mockingly upset tone and i punch him in the arm jokingly “ Thats true I was best friends with chris long before I met nick and matt I knew I liked matt about 3 months after we met when we started hanging out one on one and I got to really know matt as a person and the rest became history” I smiled holding matts hand knowing I was so lucky to have met him and be with such an amazing, giving and loving person“and next week we hit our 2 year anniversary” matt smiles at me “Gross” nick says watching in disgust I move out of the way as the triplets do their outro and sit on the couch chris and matt comes and joins me while nick sits in the chair.“ two years is wild” chris says trying to initiate conversation “ crazy to think that ive known you longer than that” I laugh at chris

“ you’re old” I joke him he mock pouts and pretends to be angry while I look over at the love of my life next to me kicking his brother, my best friend in the leg I dont know how fate placed me into this but im so grateful to able to be with people as amazing as the three boys that sit in front of me today laughing and joking around like ive been with them their whole lives

Im even more grateful for matt the beautiful boy who sits next to me holding my hand and hugs me whenever I feel like the world is falling apart, matt knows how to fix me, he knows me.

a/n yall this shit from the VAULT shes been in my drafts forever lmao sorry i forgot abt them

@stvrni0lo @dwntwn-strnlo @fenoy7

#matt sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #nick sturniolo #reading #lets trip merch #versestour

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Now I'm so curious does phone dude ever contact Ness or realise somethings off? Like even after the events of sb does he know what she's been through 😭 like if he's her bro could it relate to the one of note in sb where it goes like because he knows somethings off with Vanessa because their Sibling bond he tries calling?

"SECURITY REPORT - A local police officer came by tonight. He said he was responding to an emergency call from someone inside the Pizzaplex. There is no way that is possible. I was the only one here and I certainly didn't make any outside calls. He wanted to look around, but I sent him away. Just another prank call. - Vanessa" sorry I'm thinking phones and calls." (Then again this kinda could be someone else tbh idk if he'd be in the building and not manage to find her)

Or does he think Ness is trying to cut him off if she goes no contact? Like oh shit she doesn't want anything at all to do with this family anymore! Just wanna know the general dynamic between them I'm invested fr

i actually never figured out a name for him yet so im just gonna call him dude so i can stop saying "vanessas brother" LMAO

when vanessa finally moved out, she promised to keep in touch with dude and tell him how her job was going. most of her updates were boring, but it was just to let him know she was ok.

until one point where vanessa stopped updating.

dude texted and called, but vanessa wouldn't reply. and if dude knew anything about their dad, he knew what their dad would do to vanessa since she ran away all those years ago.

dude drives over to the vr office to prove they're related and ask where she is (dont ask if thats realistic just pretend 😓😓) he gets a hold of the address for her new apartment and drives over, and vanessa greets him with.... a smile? invites him in? like nothing happened?

vanessa tells him all about how the job has been and dude cant help but blow up at her because he was like deathly worried about her and vanessa doesn't get why. everything is fine! im fine! they fight back and forth until dude gives up and storms out of her apartment. this is the last time they've spoken

ALSO this is around the time that the AR emails take place, and the week before vanessa gets transferred over to the pizzaplex (emails/therapy tapes) and glitchtrap makes sure they have no contact with each other because dude is gonna get in their way

and even AFTER post-sb vanessa is wary to call him because 1. they last talked to each other fighting, 2. she doesn't want to endanger her brother in case glitchtrap is still somewhere in her mind and 3. she has to protect gregory + freddy and work on mxes to stop the mimic

soooo yeah ☹️☹️ maybe in another universe they'd still be in contact. maybe she would have told him. idk idk

(or maybe dude saw the pizzaplex fire + earthquake on the news and finally decided to look for vanessa again. who knowwwwws)

#vanny shenanigans #my au #<- finally making a tag for this #vanessa fnaf #fnaf vanessa #phone dude #fnaf #asks #s1llydr3amscape #mutuals #friends #:3

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