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feralshadowdemon · 2 years
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Chuuya, drunk and ranting about his past to Poe: THEN HE STABBED ME-
Poe, sweating, thinking the rant would just be about Dazai: Oh that's deeper than I wanna go
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venleaf · 2 years
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OK just a lil thought
We all know that in bsd Oda actually wanted to be an author or something like that ( I think so correct if my memory failed me)
So what if instead of joining the agency Dazai instead decides to go and continue this dream and becomes an authore
Like imagine him just hijacking the plot, bugging the agency n occasionally perhaps the government or Mafia lol and just be like : just looking for inspo
He would then befriend Poe. As his ability nullifies Poe's he can just calm enjoy the novels and then they have book sessions
Thank you for coming to my tedtalk
- vex out
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𝙱𝚂𝙳 𝙼𝚎𝚗 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢’𝚍 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚃𝚘 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙰𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚘 𝙿𝚎𝚐 ‘𝙴𝚖…
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Summary:- how the bsd fellas would react to you asking to peg em
Pairings :- Dazai, Atsushi,Kunikida,Ranpo, Chuuya,Akutagawa,Tachihara, Poe, Jouno,Tecchou x Fem!Reader (seperately)
Tw:- pegging, anal (m receiving), handjobs, mentions of dirty talk (and a single line in poe’s part)
W/C :- 1.2k-ish
A/N :- Thank You to @chuuyassluttychoker and @falloutjuli for givin me their feedback on this before i posted it. And Now Thanks To Yall pegging Kunikida in just floating in my head 😭 Thank U To My Bestie @sapphic-serenade too!
This Could Pass as a Gn! Reader except for one line in jouno’s part and mentions of calling the reader, princess and queen in Tachihara’s part
MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DON’T FOLLOW, YOU’LL BE BLOCKED!
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙮
𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢
doesn’t mind it tbh. He’d honestly love to have you do all the work while he sits back and takes it.isnt opposed to it and he’s so normal abt it it feels like he’s done it before🤨.takes it all in like a champ! And the way he moans your name just makes you wanna stay buried in him.he’s such a wet cat of a man it’s impossible to not enjoy his squirming~ especially when he looks so pretty and pathetic around your cock.face down ass up ofc~
𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢
Definitely caught off guard when you ask!would be very iffy about it but when he sees your excited face and sparkling eyes,he just cant seem to say no!please be gentle with him,lube it up real good and slowly insert it. He’ll be a squirming and mewling mess for just the first inch,but dw he can take it.unless he says otherwise,in which case please pull out and tell him how good he was for you🥺 it’ll motivate him to take more later.what can i say this man is a slut for praise,and in cases like this it really tends to work in your favor~
𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚
Honestly i dont see him bein pegged…he just doesn’t seem like the type to be down to try it.best case scenario you could ask him to do it on maybe a special occasion like your birthday! That’s when the chances of him saying yes are the highest.so if you somehow dooo get him to agree,know he will nott be still.Kunikida is more sensitive than he looks (in more ways than one iykwim ;} ) so you will definitely need to ease him into it,maybe use your fingers as a little precursor ,and if he gives you the go-ahead,be.gentle. He wont be able to do too much on your first try.Thank Him and tell him it’s alright please 🥲. (Dw he’ll more than make up for it later in the night.)
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐨
This man doesn’t give a single solitary fuck.doesnt care if you wanna fuck him in the ass as long as he gets to be your pillow princess~ he can surprisingly take a good amount in and oh Godd the little noises he makes💞 If you thought dazai would sound pathetic nah uh,ranpo takes the cake.he lets out the cutest little mewls as his head hits the pillow.he’s folded in half, your ploughing into him and he’s taking you so Goddam gooddd. He’ll act bratty fs,so maybe plug him up a little to teach him a lesson. Maybe even add a vibrator to the mix~ (he will DEMAND snacks afterwards😭 give em to him pls🥺)
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖
𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚
very VERY skeptical.doesnt like the feeling of being penetrated from the rear,but the thought of being at your mercy and under your influence,just…makes him a little more likely to relent.what can i say,he finds you taking the lead hot as Fuck! And while he’s definitely more of a top,i kinda feel like he has moments where he wouldn’t mind being pampered a little~Takes it quite well(surprisingly) and his little whines are the bestt ,if you dirty talk him while you’re pushing in,he’ll break his sentences with little gasps and moans in the middle and they just make you want to keep going.If u jerk him off while you rut into him he’ll definitely be caught off guard but it turns him on tbh.But you’d best believe that once youre done with him,he’s gonna flip you over and RUIN you.You had your fun,now it’s time for him to remind you who’s actually in charge~
𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚
Nope.nah uh. No matter how much you beg,he’s not lettin you do it. Akutagawa doesn’t get intimate much,(idk i see him like sheldon from The Big BangTheory in this regard) and when he does he is in charge.he obvs wants u to feel good too but he does have a line he doesn’t wanna cross.also he feels like that puts him in a vulnerable position and doesn’t like it…its not that other positions don’t also put him in a vulnerable position,it’s just that this one makes him more uncomfortable…please dont pressure him into it🥹
𝐓𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚
I honestly believe this bitch would be the most down to try it😭.He’ll be visibly chill when you suggest it,but inside he’s both anxious and excited, Goes with you to pick out a dildo.(if you dont already hv one that is) and gets flabbergasted when he finds out there are ones that actually cum!😭 (you have to convince him to leave it for next time🥲) when actually doing it,hes so verbal. Cussing,moaning,and praising you.wouldnt mind if you were a little rough. If you have him sit on your strap while you jerk him off he will physically fall apart; putty in your hands,if you will. Moves around and when you grip his hips to keep him still, he moans. While he likes to think of himself as a top,he’s a total bottom,but cam def top if you want him to.you’re his queen,princess and he’ll gladly be your good little boy☺️
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙
𝐏𝐨𝐞
Blushes immediately but agrees. Reads up on pegging so he knows what to do,he really wants to do good by you smh🥲.would prefer if you guys did it in missionary so he can see you go at him but wouldnt mind you coming in from the rear either .just a little idea,when youre hittin it from the back,grip his hair and lift his head a little before leaning in and asking him, “who’s my whiny little baby~” watch as he whimpers before answering with a strained “me.” Oh also this man is definitely the most sensitive of the ones on this list. He makes the cutest noises too~ poe’s little whimpers and whines are honestly music to your ears and when you’re done,kiss him and tell him how good he was for you,he’ll physically deflate and give you the cutest fucked out smile🥺
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙤𝙜𝙨
𝐉𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐨
Aint no way in hellll youre pegging this man! The mere suggestion has him bending you over to remind you who’s in charge.just because he can,he might just put the tip of the dildo you’d planned on using on him,into your folds while he takes you from behind. will not stop until he has you moaning out how stupid it was for you to even suggest that.fucks you so good youre nothing but a mess of cum and moans.So if you wanna get fucked up harder than usual,just casually suggest pegging him and in no time you’ll be “regretting” your decision.what can i say,he likes being in charge and likes it when you remember☺️
𝐓𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐮
When you suggest it to him,he thinks for a bit before nodding. He’d love to help you try new things while also trying something new for himself! He’s perfect like that☺️.isn’t particularly vocal but his breaths are heavy. If he says anything its, “y/n~ hnghhh~youre so~hnuhhh” if you use a vibrating strap, the moment you turn it on,he groans before it turns into a lowly moaned “fuck~” definitely gasps every few seconds when you rub his g-spot. Oh also doesnt mind you pulling his hair a little.Tecchou is a badass in the streets,but your little princess in the sheets and neither of you would change it for the world.
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sips-tea-cutely · 1 year
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If it's not a problem, can I request Poe, Dazai and Chuuya comforting their small chested fem s/o? Smut or fluff is fine!
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Poe, Dazai, and Chuuya with a small-chested s/o
a/n: me when i handle rejection because she said “no pls why do i have to hold her hand” so u wait for her to finish her assignment so she’ll text u again and then u accidentally fall in love w dazai again
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#edgar allan poe
just doesn’t have an idea at all at how to approach this
would probably think about it while he’s sleeping and when he wakes up makes the decision to buy a dress that compliments curves and w his paycheck it’s probably made of woven gold 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
he’d leave it on your bed with a note “date at 4? ill come to get you”
honestly its just a very casual date???? he’s wearing his normal attire and you’re wearing this most-likely ¥10,000 dress with a loosely knitted jacket, be careful bestie u might get robbed 💀💀💀
my first idea for poe was what if he made a book and then u read it and ur boobs got bigger and the mystery of the book was u have to figure out how they got bigger i cant take myself seriously
#osamu dazai
all boobs are so hot to him, he is for the most part bitchless 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
at first he’d probably think it’s a little silly yk but since it’s one of your insecurities, he’d still think about how it matters to your feelings
he understands your feelings of insecurity but he’d also not know how to approach it so he’d instead suffocate himself in them and praise them like a gift from god
he sleeps on them. wherever you are, if dazai is tired, he’s throwing all his weight onto you, probably has to slouch just for that experience too LMAOO
bet he’s semi-consensually???? groping you 👎👎👎👎👎 the agency most likely has to host a sexual harassment in the work place and then dazai makes the argument “but she’s my girlfriend WTF”, it’s just a disaster oftentimes
#chuya nakahara
takes this VERY seriously, he made the relation that it’s like his insecurity about his height and now he’s gonna do anything to make it better
tight clothes? make sure it’s silk; expensive lingerie? anything to make you feel confident; implants??? hey baby, did you know mori is a surgeon…
something that i can imagine so vividly is just chuuya hugging you from the back and lifting his arms till theyre under your boobs i dont know why
whenever you’re feeling insecure, you can 100% count on chuuya to start listing the thousands of things that make him grovel at your feet hes so down bad guys
best bf out of all of them, OUT OF THE BSD VERSE
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ranposgirlboss · 1 year
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rubs my hands all maniacally😍
a little birdie told me that your requests are open!
i was thinking abt the bsd boys reacting to a s/o that eats the weirdest food combinations LMAO
i eat cheese puffs and hot sauce aND WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I ATE APPLES WITH KETCHUP BAHAH
anyways that’s all 🙏
BAJUAHJSGVHSABJGASHJBSAGHVSBJGASBHJ BRO IF U LIKE THAT EAT APPLES AND SOYSAUCE ITS SO BANGER!!! THE SWEET AND SALTY SAVOURY FEEL >>>> also popcorn and ketchup is so real
ALSO PROPS TO MY BESTIE FOR HELPING ME WITH SOME OF THESE IDEAS!! (mainly poes) THANK HER IN YOUR HEARTS BC SHE DOESNT HAVE AN ACC ON HERE!!!
i HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THESE OMG
chara list: tecchou, jouno, ranpo, poe and dazai,
GENRE: FLUFF >:))
i made them all little skrunklies in this >:))
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TECCHOU
-IM SORRY IF I SPELLED THAT HORRIBLY WRONG I ALWAYS CALL HIM KATCHOW (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)
-omg yall would be married instantly
-he has the papers signed
-FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WILL TRY SOME OF HIS COMBINATIONS!!!
-feels so understood
-if you ask him to try ur combos, HE WILL ALWAYS ACCEPT. A FELLOW WEIRD FOOD LOVER IN ARMS IS IN NEED OF HIS ASSISTANCE, AND HE CANNOT REFUSE.
-WOULD TAKE YOU OUT ON DATES AND GET EXTREMELY CONCERNED LOOKS FROM WAITERS.
-has had to protect you from jounos plots of world domination against weird food lovers and plots to murder you
-yall have a list of ur favorite food.
-so sexy
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JOUNO
-(he looks so cute as a skrunkle anyways)
-haha
-run.
-dont even try to sneak it with him. he may be blind, but his other senses are at their prime and HE IS READY TO THROW HANDS
-"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ONE TECCHOU WAS HARD ENOUGH I DONT NEED TWO GOD DAMN."
-might actually throw hands with you, like HELL JUST SMACK THE FOOD OUT OF YOUR HAND AND BE LIKE "n o ."
-so silly in theory but when he actually does slap it away it makes you want to beat him up so bad
-YOURE ASS BEST BE GLAD HE LOVES YOU OR HE WOULDVE TRIED TO KILL YOU AT LEAST 5 TIMES
-ugh i love the sassy skrunkle (ignore the fact he can kill you instantly)
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RANPO
-WITH HIM, it all depends.
-it depends on how it tastes.
-because if it tastes actually good, HE WILL BE SO HAPPY
-"i knew you had good taste Y/N (人*´∀`)。*゚+"
-if it tastes bad to him tho...
-HE WOULD BE SO BETRAYED
-would look like you just insulted his entire bloodline real
-"Y/N, how DARE YOU MAKE ME, THE GREATEST DETECTIVE, TRY THIS."
-it would take a long amount of sorries and sweets to get him to forgive you.
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POE
-ok ok so listen
-would probably see you eating the weird ass shit, blink a few times to make sure he wasn't hallucinating, then go back to reading
-if you asked him to try it, he would be like "oh sorry i just ate a 5 course meal Y/N" (he's a terrible liar)
-but with him, you could probably convince him to try it 😈
-theres a very high chance he hates it, i know we don't know what their eating habits are like, but poe gives off picky vibes...
-would probably be like "w-wow Y/N thats uhm...that's really good for you Y/N................"
-would never try it again </3
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DAZAI
-NGL HE WOULD HAVE WEIRD TASTE BUDS TOO
-I MEAN BRO LITERALLY ATE DOG FOOD AS IF IT WAS A CASUAL TUESDAY
-i feel like he would at least try them, and if he didn't like them, he would CHUCK THOSE BITCHES
-more as a joke then an actual insult, UNLIKE SOMEONE (jouno)
-swears hell pay for them after (he never does)
-one day you threaten to throw him across the room like your damn food he keeps throwing
-he threw extra food that day
-would beg convince you to try dog treats (fun author fact: i used to eat dog food when i was a kid. it sucked ass but i was hungry)
-YALL WOULD DO THOSE CHALLENGES WHERE YOU PUT RANDOM FOOD IN A BLENDER AND SEE HOW IT WOULD TEST.
-honestly just another way to bond with you
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANKS FOR READING THIS SILLY THING I WROTE AND THANKS FOR REQUESTING ♡(ӦvӦ。). I ALWAYS CAN ACCEPT MORE REQS!!!! TYSM!!!!
i forgot to add tags the first TIME I POSTED BAHAJVGBHASGVGASUHJASVGHJABSJ
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walmart-miku · 1 month
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BSD reaper au
So, in this au grim reapers are created when someone dies in a terrible manner and having committed a sin. (Ex. Killing people) Being a reaper is kind of like serving a prison sentence, where after a set amount of years you can go to the afterlife and rest. (Sentances vary based on severity of sin)
Reapers do remember how they died and what they did that made them a reaper.
I'm centering this au around Yosano and Ranpo mostly and it's platonic (with side ranpoe maybe)
Yosano is a reaper and she does not remember how she became one. Her sentance is 300 years. She died when she was about 11 years old but has continued to age for some reason. She does not know what her actual age is but estimates it to be about 24-28 years old.
One day, while Yosano is out reaping souls and comforting the souls of the dead she runs into a mysterious kid named Ranpo who can, for some reason, see her.
Yosano and Ranpo team up together in order to solve the mystery of Yosano's death
Ranpo's got limited time. He's got some sort of medical condition that's been slowly eating away at him. In this au he's about 26 and has somehow managed to beat the odds against what doctors predicted. He seems to be getting weaker in recent years though.
Extra characters:
Dazai: He's also a reaper and has been serving his sentence for an undetermined amount of time. Cause of death was suicide, his sin is unknown but seems to have something to do with his death. Him and Yosano are work besties. Although he seems to know something about her death.
Akutagawa: A reaper, he's been serving since before Yosano became a reaper. His sentence is almost over. He does not know anything about what happened to Yosano but he is willing to help. For a price.
Kyouka: A young girl who recently became a reaper. Yosano actually found Kyouka after she died and when Kyouka became a reaper, Yosano became her mentor.
Mori: Lead grim reaper if you will. He's in charge of everything and decides who becomes a reaper. Very mysterious, seems to know more than he let's on.
Fukuzawa: Ranpo's adoptive father after his parents died in an accident when he was young. Fukuzawa is doing everything he can for Ranpo right now and fears that Ranpo might die soon which is why he's surprisingly lax with Ranpo and his shenanigans.
Poe: Ranpo's best friend and rival. Poe has, in fact, been in love with Ranpo for years and is willing to do anything for him. Poe quickly gets dragged into Ranpo and Yosano's investigation. Poe is also very rich and helps fund most of the investigation.
That's all I've got for now. Feel free to send me asks about this au. It will be living rent free in my head for a very long time.
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flyolai-brainrot · 2 months
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✨ bsd themed ask ✨
❤️‍🩹Osamu Dazai : what's a catch phrase you're known for?
🕵️‍♂️Rampo Edogawa: what's your favorite snack?
🏍️Chuuya Nakahara: what's your sense of fashion like?
🐅Atsushi Nakajima: which moots are your besties?
♟️Ryunosuke Akutagawa: who's your favorite band/musician?
🎓Doppo Kunikida: what was your fav subject in school/university?
🛐Fyodor Dostoevsky: who's your biggest, ok hear me out, person you simp for?
🤡Nikolai Gogol: what's your favorite joke?
✨Sigma: what's your biggest goal rn?
👾Ougai Mori: what's your fav nostalgic browser game?
🥃Sakunosuke Oda: what's your favorite beverage?
🧸Kyoka Izumi: what's your ideal way to hang out with besties?
👯‍♂️Yukichi Fukuzawa: what's your role in your friend group? (dad friend, mom friend, grandpa, jester, etc)
🩺Akiko Yosano: what's your biggest opp rn?
📱Junichiro Tanizaki: if you could have any futuristic invention what would it be?
📚Edgar Allan Poe: whats your biggest brainrot?
💰Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald: if money wasn't an issue what would you do with your life?
🙏Nathaniel Hawthorne: what's your fav aesthetic?
🗿HP Lovecraft: what's your favorite cryptid?
🦝Karl: what's your fav animal?
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iloveyanderes · 1 year
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What I think of every bsd character (some of them I don't know so I'll be making wild guesses about them) also I got all these names off a wiki and sometimes there not exactly spelt right.
Fukuzawa: nice cat loving man who I respect
Yasano: best doctor in the world, would not recommend though
Atsushi: my cute little tiger boy🥺💕
Tanizaki:I kinda like to pretend he doesn't have a sister
Kunikida: dazais number one target
Kenji: adorable, would protect with my life
Kyouka: don't dislike I just don't really feel her
Dazai: suicidal maniac, best singer ever
Ranpo: I love him, smart but dumb, I would give him all of my food.
Katai: I have no idea who he is but he looks like he never leaves his bed
Naomi: I like to pretend she doesn't have a brother
Kirako: she looks nice
Mori: I fucking hate him, no pedophiles allowed near anyone
Elise: girlboss, someone get her the fuck away from Mori.
Ace: looks flashy
Chuuya: love him, small boy with nice hair and the best hat in existence
Rando: looks very random
Koyo: idk man, she looks powerful
Paul: where chuuya got his style
Akutagawa: in need of dazai approval
Higuchi: was annoying at first but she grew on me
Albatross: looks like he's constantly in a disco party
Doc: bad haircut supreme
Iceman: looks like a fireman
Lippmann: invests in great lips
Piano man: is great at playing the piano and knows it
Ryuro: this guy will die of lung cancer
Gin: is okay
Tachihara: I know who you really are
Karma: I know nothing about him except that Fyodor got to him
Yumeno: I'll stay on their good side
Kajii: I know he likes bombs and lemons
Oda: love him, fellow ginger, love his ability, without him this story would have never really began or at least Atsushi wouldn't be the Mc.
Ango: uhhhhhhhhh, cool I guess don't really like him
Scott Fitzgerald: the entire guild is probably his sugar baby
Poe: love Karl, fellow introvert, probably gets billions of dollars from writing x reader fanfics, I'd pay him any amount
Lovecraft: the only author I actually knew about before reading this book
John steinback: kinda looks like he could be kenjis distant cousin
Lucy: like her just not really attracted to her character
Margaret: I know nothing about this character but I despite the way her name is written, I prefer margrett it sounds more like it
Mark Twain: twains out of bad situations
Nathaniel: is more likeable because his name is closest to my fav boy name Nathan.
Fyodor: somehow I have a completely neutral opinion of him, I don't like or dislike him.
Nikolai: this may be bias but I absolutely adore white haired characters that have braids, there my type of people and I automatically like them, bonus points if there unhinged
Sigma: bro is the official Y/N I feel bad for him, the absolute shit he went through, also he has the best and most realistic facial expressions in all of bsd
Bram: I like him, I seriously hope him and that small red head gets a brother/sister relationship.
Oguri: studio bones got to him
Agatha: her name is like one step away from being majestic
Fukichi: bro is the reason why Kenji and Atsushi got hurt alot, not to mention he's planning world wide terrorism, and it was all because he got rejected by his childhood crush(this is totally what happened)
Teruko:my fav bsd character, love her absolute girlboss, pls I beg of you let me be your bestie, I will sell my soul
Jouno: pretty good, I love that he put others above his own self pleasures, also kinda terrifying in some manga panels and In others hes so cute
Tecchou: cute little boy, love him, also I ship him with jouno, it's mandatory if you enter this fandom, will probably end up being bestie with kenji
Aya: biggest girlboss in this entire series, hate her dad, she is best girl, if you dis her I will track you down and find you.
This is all the characters I got a the enger for, hope you enjoyed
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shitpostingsystem · 4 months
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bsd headcanons (mostly just skk and fyolai tbh)
fyodor and nikolai commit tax evasion
dazai and fyodor got drunk and are now legally and platonically married in the state of nevada (they got married in vegas)
dazai and fyodor wear their wedding rings every day
dazai and fyodor are hashtag besties i ship them qpr style
dazai is bi
chuuya is gay and gendfluid
dazai and chuuya are romantically married (in yokohama)
chuuya’s ring is on dazai’s left ring finger, fyodor’s is on his right
fyodor and nikolai got romantically married in kyiv, ukraine. they don’t pay taxes to anyone so there’s no need to get legally married
ranpo and poe are romantically married (legally and ceremony in yokohama). kenji was the flower boy and karl was the ring bearer
sigma and yosano are aro/ace and besties
fyodor and nikolai are sigma’s parents but sigma has to babysit his dads so they don’t do anything too illegal
fyodor and nikolai call each other besties while holding a knife to each other’s throats and making out (basically canon ibr)
fyodor isn’t dead because fuck you. he gets a cool prosthetic arm and nikolai keeps his flesh arm in a vacuum seal bag in his freezer
gin ships sskk and skk
nikolai chews wrigley’s mint gum if he can’t get ahold of a mint leaf
when people ask sigma his age he’s like “25” because he doesn’t want to explain “i’m 3 and was fanfictioned to life”
dazai and fyodor play chess together
sigma knows a shit ton about history but doesn’t explain why he knows it (not even he does)
odasaku isn’t dead he left the mafia with dazai and joined the ada where he lives happily ever after and writes a shit ton of books amen
the tanazaki siblings don’t exist
rashoumon and beast beneath the moonlight made out during dead apple you can’t convince me otherwise
atsushi has internalized homophobia/transphobia because of course he does so when he gets down bad for akutagawa he’s like “but i can’t like guys!!! that’s immoral!!” he talks it out with yosano and she ships sskk
dazai has zero rizz to women but all the rizz in the world to men. bro can pull a hundred guys for one woman
dazai actually almost kills himself one time and chuuya was like “stop it. get some help” /ref and now chuuya is dazai’s therapist
fukazawa is an ordained minister
odasaku is that one writer with too many oc’s not even he can keep track of (me)
dazai goes catatonic during panic attacks
ranpo got diagnosed with autism and was like: “no way” and fukazawa was like: “you’re the most autistic person i’ve ever met”
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zukkaoru · 24 days
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WOW OKAY I IMMEDIATELY NEED YOU TO IGNORE THAT LMFAO. ok louisa and jouno!!
sdfdgfhgjhk i posted the dazai & fyodor one literally like two seconds after you sent that ask i think and i was like. oh no. i should have answered faster
louisa
Sexuality Headcanon: lesbian <3
Gender Headcanon: don't really have a specific gender hc for her
A ship I have with said character: montcott i love youuuuuu
A BROTP I have with said character: louisa & poe introvert4introvert besties <3 also the guild girls trio is so fun to me
A NOTP I have with said character: uhm. the only ship i've actually seen with her that i Don't Like is her x fitzgerald which is. erm.. let's just move on
A random headcanon: i think technically she references writing letters to her parents once but to ME her parents died when she was very little and she grew up mostly raised by her aunt & uncle (hc based on the irl louisa may alcott's book work)
General Opinion over said character: i love her so so much she has so much unexplored potential asagiri PLEASE bring her BACK
jouno
Sexuality Headcanon: queer + aspec - they're not really interested in labelling themself beyond than that
Gender Headcanon: nonbinary they/them jouno 🫶🫶🫶
A ship I have with said character: suegiku ofc
A BROTP I have with said character: jouno & tachihara,, i need to see the two of them interacting post-vampirification PLEASE
A NOTP I have with said character: idk i don't really ship them with anyone besides tecchou so uh. everything else i Guess
A random headcanon: they're allergic to cats
General Opinion over said character: i love them and i miss them
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feralshadowdemon · 2 years
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MORE Chuuya and Poe friendship headcanons because now they live rent free in my head. they do not pay rent. please help
(link to the other headcanon post)
One time for Chuuya's birthday Poe sent him a happy birthday with a picture of Karl wearing a party hat. Chuuya was in a good mood for the rest of the day
In return for the Karl with a party hat picture, Chuuya got Poe a fancy hat on his birthday. Probably a hat that had a feather on it. Poe occasionally wears it
During a movie night they found a really good movie, and Poe started making a mystery inspired off of some of the aspects of it. Chuuya helped out with it and Poe ended up giving it to Ranpo to solve a few weeks later
They styled each other's hair once and kept it like that for a day, confusing many people by the sudden hair change. Then they had their hair back to normal the next day. They still sometimes do it just to throw everyone off again
Poe got worried when Chuuya didn't come over for their usual weekend movie night, and started watching the movie on his own when Chuuya randomly kicked down the door. Turns out he was out on a mission and was late. As an apology he brought along a totally-not-stolen bowtie for Karl
After the first sweater Chuuya made for Karl, he made more in his free time, causing Karl to slowly get a whole wardrobe of differently colored sweaters with also different designs. Poe also has a dedicated wardrobe for Karl, obviously
Chuuya got called short by Dazai during a mission, so he then decided it'd be a great idea that the next time he'd have to work with Dazai he brought Poe with him. Cue the next mission Dazai was then met with Poe carrying Chuuya on his back (and Poe ended up sticking with them for the rest of the mission)
During ANOTHER time the two got drunk, they continued their Q is a lovechild between Fukuzawa and Mori conspiracy theory. Ranpo also supports this theory because he was also there and totally did not plant one of the papers with evidence in Fukuzawa's office for him to find later
Karl has his own little blanket during movie nights, he usually ends up in a blanket burrito by the end of it. The blanket was made one night while Poe and Chuuya were watching a movie and the two felt bad for Karl not also having a blanket. But still sometimes Karl sneaks into one of their blankets to cuddle them
For Halloween Poe totally dressed Karl up as Chuuya one time. Chuuya proceeded to protect Karl with his life that halloween
Rarely but still sometimes Chuuya and Poe have sleepovers. They did end up attempting to summon a demon during one of said sleepovers, they were sadly not successful.
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daz4i · 10 months
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wait okay. instead of going to sleep like a normal person. here's how I'd change the ages in bsd (for those that have a canon age), bc no one looks their age/it makes the timeline feel weird, i wanna let at least some major past events breathe a little between one another. possibly controversial takes ahead:
atsushi: i like that he's 18 actually. he looks and feels 16 but no yeah 18 works better. I'd say 20-21 would be nice but that'd reallyyyy throw his backstory's timing off unfortunately
dazai: 25
kunikida: around 27-28
ranpo: 28 also, maybe even 29 (his whole thing is that he looks young for his age anyway)
yosano: 28 as well
tanizaki: like. he does look 18. but also 16 and 21 at the same time. i like him as a bit older than atsushi so let's say 19-20, and naomi as well while we're at it
kenji: why is he 14. it's not that he doesn't look 14 it's that i simply did not expect a child to be the muscle in a detective agency. so please make him like at least 16 which is only just slightly better tbh
kyouka: yeah 14 is chill in her case imo. makes her more tragic 👍
katai: 27-29ish as well
fukuzawa: at least in his 50s. maybe 55ish, or even more. he def looks like it and it fits more with having a son in his 20s
akutagawa: i do want him to be older. but making his age gap with atsushi bigger is weird. so keeping him as a 20 y/o it is, maybe 21 at most
chuuya: 25
kouyou: 30s. early 40s even. she is already so milf coded. finding out she's 26 in canon was straight up offensive i swear. come on.
higuchi: 21
tachihara: 22 or 23 maybe? (the hunting dogs don't have canon ages but i like jouno and tecchou as 26ish so that way he's still like the baby of the group)
hirotsu: how is that man 50. make him 65 at least. jfc. the whole point is he's been with the mafia a long time. ik they keep recruiting teenagers for some reason but give me a break. my dad is pushing 70 and looks younger than him
q: actually my issue with them isn't that they don't look their age (tho they do look a bit younger ig) but that timeline wise?? they're so weird?? why did the mafia have a 6 y/o on deck that's just inconvenient for all parties involved. like i can excuse kyouka at 11ish but come ON. at least make them 10 in fifteen. or just bring them in later bc i just realized the timeline doesn't line up with the dazai and chuuya changes otherwise. man idk
odasaku: girl that man was NOT 23 when he died he should've been like at least 27 then
mori: late 40s or early 50s. keep the few years gap from fukuzawa maybe but he should still be older
ango: 29ish in the current timeline. or even 32. idk why but that number feels right.
francis: 45 at least. how is a 32 y/o man supposed to have a daughter old enough to study abroad...
poe: 29
melville: actually he is the only one aged correctly in this entire manga. bestie 🔥🔥🔥🔥
steinbeck: 24. maybe even older
lucy: 20-21ish. same issue as akutagawa really
louisa: 25 at least please 🙏
nathaniel: 34 maybe.
margaret: also early 30s. how the fuck is she 20. like kouyou this is straight up insulting 😭
mark: ageless for he is the spirit of youth and joy (yeah 22 is chill for him actually. he's like the taylor swift song. he'd love that)
mushitaro: tbh I'd make him more around 29 or even older than 30. like he would be a believable 35 y/o to me if needed.
nikolai: actually him being 26 is chill too. tho i wouldn't mind making him around 28-29ish too since i already aged up most 26 y/os so may as well go all the way.
shibusawa: yeah he can stay 29 too idm. i actually didn't know he had a canon age until now. cool!
i think that's everyone who has a canon age (excluding lns bc i haven't gotten to them yet)? aside from sigma maybe but his age is more of a plot device than a fun fact. and fukuchi is implied to be the same age as fukuzawa so, yeah just make them the same in this case too.
i did mess up the timeline myself with this. so lemme clear it up:
The War and the whole thing with mori and yosano still happened when she was 11, so 17 years before canon. that means mori was still in his 20s back then, no big change
untold origins still happened when ranpo was in his teens, honestly we can keep it 14, so 14 years ago, meaning fukuzawa was in his late 30 or early 40s. again not too big of a change I'd say
fifteen happens when. well. dazai and chuuya are 15. ten years ago. i don't want q there get them out of my sight (for now) let them be a kid for a bit!!!!! but yeah like in canon that means the previous boss's murder was a year before, 11 years ago. also while we're at it, stormbringer is also the same aka a year after 15
now this is where we shake things up just a bit. rather than occuring when dazai is 18, i think we can push the dark era to when he's 20 and still maintain the whole childlike thing he has going on there, it's not that big of a difference imo.
that means, 5 years before canon instead of 4, making akutagawa 15 back then, and ango 27 like odasaku.
also yeah q comes in at some point in the middle between those^ I'd say close to dark era than fifteen.
originally i wanted to make skk 26 but this started stretching things even more. bc now we gotta figure out how long dazai spent in hiding. and ig we can keep it 2 years and just make it so his entrance exam was 3 years before canon. again imo not that big of a stretch 🤔
idk why i said this changes the timeline a lot i think this is p simple. also lets ppl stew in their situation for just a bit longer which i like more.
thank you for reading. you are very brave and strong for pulling through. feel free to disagree with my takes but just be nice about it please. I'm also open to hearing other takes if you have any that i didn't consider 🫡 but again just be nice okay?? 🥹
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italeean · 9 months
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HELLO THIS IS RANDO TO ELLE I REPEAT RANDO TO ELLE, OVER!! I HOPE YOU ARENT BEING DROWNED OUT WITH REQUESTS FOR THE MILESTONE EVENT (IF SO PLEASE DONT FEEL PRESSURED TO DO MINE, AND MAKE SURE TO TAKE LOADS OF BREAKS WHEN NEEDED!!) ALSO I APOLOGISE FOR THE ALL CAPS I DO THIS WHEN I’M EXCITED OR JUST ENTHUSIASTIC IN GENERAL!
SO FOR THE EVENT:
THE NAME’S RANDO, BUT YA KNOW THAT ALREADY,
I’M SUPER LOUD AND LOVE FUN EXCITING STUFF, THOUGH I CAN ALSO GET SCARED EASY- AND I LIKE PERFORMING ARTS (ESPECIALLY SINGING, HIPHOP DANCE, AND MUSICAL THEATRE) OR ARTS IN GENERAL AND PRANKS AND PARTIES AND IM BASICALLY A GREMLIN HDJDHSKS-
I AM ALSO A LEE BUT SHHH YOU DIDNT HEAR THAT FROM ME-
FOR THE FANDOM, EITHER GENSHIN OR BUNGO STRAY DOGS- I DON’T MIND WHICH!
AND ALSO I’D PREFER PLATONIC AND A DUDE CAUSE THE B IN BRO GOTTA STAND FOR BESTIES >:D
ANYWAYS THAT WAS PROBABLY A LOT BUT I HOPE YOU’RE DOING WELL AND HAVE HAD A GOOD WEEK SO FAR!!
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ANYWAYS THIS WAS RANDO, OVER AND OUT-
RANDOOOO MY DEAR!!! IT'S BEEN SO NICE TO SEE YOUR REQUEST POPPING UP IN MY ASK BOX 🥹 About how many requests I have, I can officially say that I passed the 20 requests!! 😸 Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy the match I gave you... I chose BSD as a fandom hehe ❤️🍡 *some dango for my #1 Itto stan* P.S. You better have slept properly, or else.
🔮 For the match-up, your pair is... RANPO
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🔮 Why did I choose him for you?
• SAME GREMLIN ENERGY, THAT'S THE FIRST REASON • I can see you getting the zoomies together after having an overdose of sugar... poor Kunikida would take a sick leave probably hehe~ • You two would probably fall together into Yosano or Dazai's tickly clutches... or maybe both of them at the same time • I can imagine you two (lovingly) bullying the life out of poor Poe... he'd get wrecked at least twice a week • Ranpo is always honest (even blunt and cheeky at times) so he would always give you a honest feedback about your singing, dancing or theatrical performances... you can always trust his judgment • I'm imagining you creating a song with a couple of lines about every member of the Agency hahahaha • Maybe someone would even get revenge on you two if you made his lines comical enough (ahem Kunikida *cough cough*) • The detective would probably have fun with giving you jumpscares... maybe even tickly jumpscares~ • PLAYFIGHTS WITH KENJI AND ATSUSHI. PERIOD. • You could have a "bro/bestie night" with a nice movie, maybe a comedic murder mystery, and a huge pile of sweets!!! • You could give yourself a silly bros nickname, like THE RANS, since your names both start with RAN • Ranpo probably wins both tickle fights against you, thanks to his observation skills and his great memory. He'd remember each and every one of your weaknesses...
🔮 Tickle scenario
The Agency was completely quiet for once. Dazai and Kunikida were on a mission together, just like Kenji and Tanizaki, Naomi was out shopping with Kyouka, Yosano was buying more bandages and a new chainsaw, the President was having a negotiation with Mori, Atsushi was out "fighting" Akutagawa and Ranpo was on a crime scene.
Which means that when you arrived at this building, you found no one to welcome you. You sighed, although you didn't get mad, you knew that your friends were out doing their job... so you decided to use that time to explore around the building.
You went around and checked everyone's desks, making your heart skip a beat when you almost knocked over a pen holder on Kunikida's perfectly tidy and organized desk, and in the end you found it. The treasure. Your eyes literally lighted up at the sight: you had found Ranpo's stack of sweets.
You genuinely wondered how Ranpo was able to eat all that sugar without getting sick, but a rumble in your stomach made you snap back to reality. You were hungry, but you couldn't eat those sweets... you knew how jealous the detective was of his food, so you decided not to touch anything.
...
After an hour, the pile of candy was complete gone, and you gulped when you heard the door open and the sound of approaching steps. It wasn't your lucky day. Before you could even think about hiding the evidence of your hideous crimes, Ranpo appeared before you.
"AAAAAHH I'm so disappointed! The case was so easy that I spotted the culprit from afar! I didn't even get to use my ability! Seriously, isn't there an intelligence test to become a policeman?" The detective was clearly grumpy, so he did the thing that usually cheered him up, which was eating sweets to his heart's content.
However, his frown deepened when he found his stack completely gone and the wraps all scattered around the floor. "Rando..." The detective looked at you with a piercing gaze, even putting on his glasses, "do you know where my candy went? "I... you... no... I mean... I didn't... well... I WAS HUNGRY!!!" You couldn't lie at all, especially to the greatest detective of all times.
"Now I'm hungry! What am I supposed to eat, huh?" If you hadn't been so nervous, you would've probably noticed the playfully ominous glint in your best friend's eyes. "Erm... I... I think Kunikida left s-some raw veggies in the fridge..?"
"EEEEEEEHHH VEGGIES??? BLEH! HOW DARE YOU?! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!" The green-eyed guy jumped on you, but you managed to put your hands on his shoulders and push him off... Or so you thought.
When you raised your arms, two fingers immediately wormed under your arms, thoroughly digging in the very center of your underarms. "KYAAAHAHEHEHEHE RAHAHAHANPO WAIHIHIHIT NOOOO!!!" You were immediately reduced to a laughing mess, but Ranpo showed no mercy.
On the contrary, he moved his hands and made you think he had decided to spare you and let it slide for once, but right after you breathed a sigh of relief, twenty wiggling fingers descended on your poor tummy.
"WAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHO RAHAHANPOHOHO NAHAHAT THIHIHIS!!!" You begged, wishing your thin cotton shirt could protect you better from the pokes, pinches, scribbles and spiders that were targeting your midriff.
"Yes, this! You deserve it for eating my secret stack of sweets! Hmph!!" He huffed while he started circling your belly button. "NONONOHOHOHOHO BROHOHO PLEAHAHASE LEHEHET'S TAHAHALK ABOHOHOUT THIHIHIS..!" As soon as you understood where his finger was going, you started pleading and squirming, making the tickly feeling even worse (or better).
"You should've thought about it before eating my snacks... now I'm gonna dig and get them back!" The brunette exclamation as his finger found your bellybutton and started wiggling extra quickly, as if it was digging in your poor belly.
"AAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAEHEHHEHE NAH- NAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOT THIHIHIS PLEHEHEAHASEEE" It surprised you how mean a cute guy like Ranpo could be, but there you were, squirming like a little worm, trying in vain to escape your tickly fate.
But alas, your yelling, squirming, pleading and begging fell on deaf ears. Only when your laughter went silent and you asked him to stop, Ranpo actually ceased his assault. "Are you okay?" The detective asked while handing you a glass of water "Sorry if I overdid it..."
"Don't worry, I'm fine, and well... it was deserved hehe" You gave him an embarrassed smile and scratched the back of your head, "Now... shall we go buy more candy and annoy Poe?"
"YAY! LET'S GOOO!!!"
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monocatariarchives · 2 years
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Some fun facts about my modern bsd au that I think are really fucking funny
Dazai’s social media handle is BleachEater69
Aku is a BleachEater69 twitter stan who rabidly cancels anyone who utters a bad word abt him, but thinks Dazai irl is a fucking loser
Higuchi has a massive crush on Aku but thinks BleachEater69′s fics are terrible. She has no idea Aku is his biggest fan
Ranpo is a crossdressing catfish streamer to get extra money, and Katai is a hardcore simp for his fem persona
Kunikida is chronically offline and has no idea what a meme is
Fitzgerald runs an NFT twitter account
Poe writes exclusively MCD angst fics except for a couple x reader smut fics with a character very similar to Ranpo
The hunting dogs are middle school besties who call themselves that bc they thought it sounded cool at 13, and now deeply regret it but are too attached to the name to not use it anymore
The flags, similarly, are childhood besties who chose a group name at age babysmall, except they have no regrets
Fukuzawa is a professor of both Dazai and Chuuya. Nobody needs an explanation for the grey hair
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What are your BSD ships 👁👁 I would like to know gor science
oooooo see now this is an interesting question because i’m one of those people that go “hey what if these two were a bit silly” and then i fall in love with them for a bit and move on (rather than building a giant barrier around “my ship” and gatekeeping it from everyone 🥰🥰)
but some of them live in my head forever because they’ve got a really deep lore connection that i like, the pairing has awesome vibes, or they’re just simply very silly.
-siglai. probably my favorite bsd pairing atm, they’re just so indescribably silly i can’t. obviously when you look at the mental health side of things they would not last long but their dynamic in general is very silly indeed, so honestly they’re both besties and gays in my head
-pretty similar idea with fyolai, but with an added touch of they’re-literally-almost-canon-and-i-swear-the-next-time-they-interact-asagiri’s-gonna-make-them-kiss-and-we’re-all-gonna-be-like-i-fucking-told-you-so
-kunikidazai (or kunidazai or whateverty name they have idk) oh my Goodness the Sillies are So Silly with these two. i absolutely love pairings that just get each other, and because of this they can be really genuine and serious with each other as much as they can goof around and tear up every building they enter with their antics. and Unlike soukoku, these two would actually have a chance together in the long run, also not to mention dazai indirectly called kunikida mommy in dead apple
-i also am a very enjoyer of sigzai, once again simply because they’re silly
-uhhhhh
-let me see
-mushiango they’re on there too, we have one singular crumb of them relating to each other’s trauma so far but if we had more they would be so very silly and amazing (they’d have a similar concept to kndz with the serious/silly dynamic)
-not super big on this one anymore but i think the idea of poecraft would be very silly? like hear me out hear me out, i think i wrote a thing of them just chilling in the library together while poe wrote his novel once and it was so silly. i feel like poe would absolutely REFUSE to do any work while being watched in fear of being judged, but he would be ok with lovecraft chilling with him because he knows lovecraft literally doesn’t care lmao. and on lovecraft’s side, he gets to sleep on a very comfy shoulder to clickity clackity sounds. they’re silly ok hear me out
there are probably a lot more considering i’m willing to try out literally any ship that isn’t weird or problematic but my brain is megablanking right now. thank you for the ask anon have a day
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karikuwu · 1 year
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Bungo Stray Dogs characters as drinks | HeAdCaNoNs
Idk what this is and why it is, but hey. My bestie is playing otome games rn, so that's the best I could do I guess.
TW: swearing, mentions of alcohol (but it's just for funsies)
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I'll try to do as many as I could, but frankly - no i won't ;0
CHARACTERS: Dazai Osamu, Ranpo Edogawa, Edgar Allan Poe, Chuuya Nakahara, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Gogol, Agatha Christie, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro
Dazai Osamu
hot chocolate with honey-
come on, just look at his aesthetic
eyes like choco with honey, hair-
i think it's self-explanatory
yeah, that's it
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Ranpo Edogawa
so you know these gigantic, sweet milkshakes with whipped cream, marshmellows and shit? yeah.
the sweetest drink you've ever seen in your life
probably impossible to drink at once, unless you want to end up unconscious
i'm feeling rainbow sprinkles because he's a child
diabetes in nutshell.
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Edgar Allan Poe
Earl Grey tea
in a VERY fancy cup
maybe some biscuits
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Chuuya Nahakara
THE FINEST RED WINE
he's an expensive bitch okay
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Fyodor Dostoevsky
Absolut vodka
i don't think he needs anything else
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Nikolai Gogol
sex on the beach cocktail
with a funny straw cause he's a clown
maybe the straw is for couples? he forces fyodor to drink it together
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Sigma
latte
but with lavender whipped cream
he deserves the most beautiful drink ever
cutie.
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Agatha Christie
since tea is her go to drink, she'd be white wine
why?
it's bougie
it's pretty
omg agatha is so hot
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Jouno Saigiku
pumpkin spice martini
perfect after a tiring day
spice adds spice
11/10
i love pumpkin spice, as much as i love jouno <;3 that's unhealthy
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Tecchou Suehiro
tea with salsa.
i'm not gonna comment. ew.
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also i found this img on pinterest and tecchou would eat this 100% so i have to share it
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that's it, im going to play league now, bye
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