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this sign at burlington 😭😭😭😭😭😭
imagine the avengers hanging this in the tower
#pleasr what the actual fuck#WHY IS ROCKET THERE#HE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE#i speak#the avengers#avengers au#steeb#iron man#captain america#spiderman#spider-man#rocket raccoon#hulk#bruce banner#black widow#nat <3#comics#marvel#mcu#marvel shitpost#poptarts fic
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#lost how far i was into death is the only ending for the villainess manhwa#and im sure i read through like. waay further in novel form but obv its been long enough that the manga should be pretty caught up now#BUT OH MY GOD i picked a random chapter and iT WAS ECLISE(? girl whats the actual romanization for these names)#TELLING THE FEMALE LEAD TO LEAVE HIS COLLAR ON AND HE'L BEHAVE SO SHE WONT THROW HIM AWAY#GIRLLLLL 😭 i always felt so bad for him i think i liked all the male leads enough but he always. damn. he doesnt miss </3#44597#THE LATER CHAPTERS WHERE HE GETS CRAZIER(?) ARE WILD TOO BUT I FORGOT HOW CRAZY.. MF DO BE CRAZY THO 💀#also liked vinter.. forgot if he was any good in the end but hes v perceptive and a little manipulative but w good intentions#which sounds shitty but i swear it makes him interesting. forgot the other dudes tbh but i probably didnt like them 💀#loyal wolf guardian and clever bunny wizard.. my choices are funny im ngl#WAIT THERES THAT ONE GUY THAT LOVES PENELOPE THROUGH AND THROUGH.. THE ONE WHO SAVES HER FROM THE ISLAND RIGHT?#such a good guy i support that mf so hard ! but hes just not for me yk </3#the brothers suck tho 🤷♀️ iirc#ohh its kallisto. hes hot tho#actually him saying he dgaf abt the empire and would run it to the ground if penelope wanted it is pretty lit too. team kallisto tbh#OUgH CALLISTO IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM NGL#WATCHING PENELOPES FOCUS ON JUSTRAISING LIKABILITY FOR SURVIVAL TURN INTO HER ACTUALLY FALLING FOR CALLISTO IS SO AAAAAAA#nvm seeing his favourability for her vs eclise's just broke my heart. i hate him sm#penelope slowly and unconsciously realizing shes formed a real connection w these ppl outside of treating this like a game im going to sob#buT STILL NOT KNOWING HOW TO MAKR THAT 99% INTO A 100%.. PLEASR THAT MAN CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK HE KNOWS YOURE LYINGGG 😭#ohhhhh then it all goes to shit and she doesnt trust anyone this is so pAINFUL STOP
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NO SPRITR BRCAUSE IM IN A STATE OF PAN9C HOW ARE YOU MENZT TO JAVE CONVEFDSTOONS AT FAMILY DINNETS THERE ARE 2 COUSINS OLDEG THAN ME DNA I CANG TALKT TO FHEM BECAUSE OF MY BASIL KINNIE ASS HELP PLEASD DNRF HRLP RN IDK WHAT GO DO IM DEYONF IM JOT GONNA F8X MY SPRLLING JUSG HDLP ME IM DY8NGGGGG IDK HOE TO SPCOALISE
#JELP#HRLP PLEASR#MY SPELLING SUCKS ASS#HELP#kangel rambles#KANGEL FUCKING DIES#MOD POST FROM UR ONE AND 9NLY#SOMEONE TRANSLA6E THIS SO PPL ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT IM 5ALKING ABOHT
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911 Lone Star Headcannons
TK
- Is Autistic (I have already established this)
- Has Borderline Personality Disorder
- Idk why but I think he would like country music
- Really likes sea shanty’s
- Would 100% make that’s homophobic jokes (ex. Is told to clean the bathrooms, would reply that’s homophobic)
- Was a band kid, played a variety of instruments, started on obscure instruments one of the first being the accordion
- Carlos tries to teach him guitar, he gets it but can’t make his fingers move the right way
- Hates singing in public but is good at it
- Seeing as everyone in the 126 are part of a family they would be siblings. He would be the youngest middle child
- Would have done theater, didn’t act but did lights instead
- Yet somehow still has every script memorized
- Sucks at acting
- Literally just runs everywhere, whether he could get a ride or not.
- Favorite subject in school was biology
- Least favorite was math (he can’t do math)
- When he finds out Carlos likes photography he spends hours researching stuff about photography. He learns about how cameras work and we’re made and stuff. He tells carlos about it. Carlos does not know any of this. He just likes taking pictures doesn’t know the history. He appreciates it though.
- If he has a hogwarts house it would be ravenclaw
- can draw but thinks he can’t
- Would never swear, not because he has anything against it he just wants to see how many obscure substitutions he can make before people get annoyed
- Can’t drive. He used Mario kart to practice for his driving test that’s all you need to know.
- Would have watched don’t hug me I’m scared
Judd
- Hates country music
- Oldest son
- He would love squishmallows (you’ve seen him with pillows)
- Favorite subject in school was English
- Least favorite was history
- if he had a hogwarts house would be hufflepuff
- Sexuality would be unlabeled. Like he knows he likes men and woman but doesn’t exactly know what he is.
- One of the only ones in the 126 who can drive
Owen
- Good person, but bad parent (to his son)
- Dad of the 126
- Good parent to everyone but his son
- Is also autistic
- favorite subject in school was health
- least favorite subject was history
- hogwarts house would be gryffindor
- Can somehow only drive obscure vehicles but not like a normal car.
- Says he’s ‘not gay’ but has definitely dated at least one man and liked it.
Carlos
- can play guitar
- TK tries to teach him instruments, is confused but likes to listen
- Not good but not bad at singing enjoys singing in front of people
- is a photographer
- Has anxiety
- Is a cat person
- Can drive and enjoys driving
- favorite subject in school was photography
- least favorite subject in school P.E.
- would listen to TK rant about whatever for hours and be genuinely interested
- hogwarts house be slytherin
- can’t draw but thinks he can
- Begs TK to just say the word fuck
- Can drive but he failed his test 4 times
- The drunker he gets the more unhinged he is.
Paul
- Loves puzzles
- Oldest middle child
- Favorite subject in school was math
- least favorite was English
- hogwarts house would be ravenclaw
- Like will wood
- Can drive but is a perfectionist. Like if they need to be somewhere at noon they need to leave at 7 am because Paul will check every little detail before leaving.
Marjan
- Aroace
- Oldest daughter
- Favorite subject in school was P.E.
- Least favorite was health
- hogwarts house gryffindor
- Worst driver in the 126 don’t let her in a car pleasr
Mateo
- Has ADHD
- Yougest child
- can’t cook
- Favorite subject in school was science
- Least favorite was history
- hogwarts house would be hufflepuff
- Can drive but that’s all he can do. Like he can’t ride a bike and can barley walk.
- Poly/Pan
Nancy
- Not a sibling but like a cousin
- Was also a theater kid, can actually act
- favorite subject in school was art
- Least favorite was P.E.
- hogwarts house would be ravenclaw
- Can only drive small cars
Tommy
- Mother of the group
- Favorite subject in school was science
- least favorite was health
- hogwarts house would be slytherin
- Can drive
Grace
- Favorite subject in school would be music
- least favorite subject would be English
- hogwarts house would be slytherin
- Is a really good driver
- Similar to Judd her sexuality is unlabeled
- Would platonically flirt with Tommy
#headcannons#weirdly specific headcannons#judd ryder#tk strand#grace ryder#tommy vega#carlos reyes#owen strand#nancy gillian#911 lone star#marjan marwani#mateo chavez#tk x carlos#tarlos#grace x judd#grudd#mateo x nancy#Nancy#paul strickland#no I didn’t forget him#shut up
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ok that adult teru post and in the tags you have some thoughts about him and his relationship w adulthood PLEASR PLEASE PLEASE TELL Us those THOUGHTS PLEASE. sorry i just i want to know i love teru hahaa
my god. you are unleashing my analysis brain. ok.
i have a lot of thoughts in general on the "main cast" around mob (reigen, dimple, teru, and ritsu) in general LOL + how they all intertwine with e/o but i do really like teru bc of how nebulous his backstory is.. ONE pretty much just gives us this:
(this dude is fucking 14. did he start living alone at 10????)
+ the fact that he started living alone bc of the claw attacks. everybody else has pretty straightforward backstories (except for dimple i guess, but he doesn't really follow the traditional rules of all the human characters), but teru's situation is so fucking strange. and it's never elaborated upon.
but i do think that it's very obvious that he turned out the way he Did pre mob meeting just bc he was forced to take care of himself and survive from an insanely young age. skipping childhood to become an "adult" is really the only option for him, which ultimately leads him to creating a social hierarchy at his school because gaining a position of power is "just something adults do." that plus the fact that he needs some way to prove himself to others that he's worthy of attention and praise because he can't get that validation from his parents. so the next best thing is his classmates!
from my viewpoint, a lottt of teru's behaviors boil down to doing what an adult "should" be doing / the ideal successful adult figure. which is also why he fits himself in those traditional heteronormative and masculine roles via. dating women and fighting men. this stuff helps reinforce the social hierarchy, but also creates the illusion that he's capable of being in functioning hetero relationships as people are expected be in as they grow older. teru wants to stand out, but in a "socially acceptable" way -- the way that will guarantee him praise from others.
the whole facade obviously crumbles after his encounter with mob. he's knocked off of his pedestal, being stripped of his dignity (and other things...) in front of the carefully constructed ecosystem he created with himself at the top. bigger pond, bigger fish! so once that's gone, teru really has nobody else to prove himself to or get worship from. at the end of the day, all he really has is himself to gain acceptance from. and with that, he can become an actual functioning human being and not a weird, disfigured, carefully chiseled mimic of what he thinks is the ideal adult.
obviously, remnants of this system pre-yassified teru put up is still present and we see that with teru still getting lots of gifts from girls who are kinda scared by him. but we don't really see how teru interacts with his classmates or vice versa in everyday life past that. i do really enjoy the idea of black vinegar's shadow leader coming back with a complete 180 personality. and a wig to match that change.
but all that aside, teru coming to the realization that he doesn't have much if you take away his psychic powers lets him become a kid again. not hardened by life or jaded, not held up to these wild expectations, not expected to take care of himself emotionally (which isn't kid-exclusive, but teru just never allowed himself to share that burden to begin with). i mean, he's always been a kid -- just in the way he tries to appear mature -- but he can let himself grow in his own, much healthier, way.
i think that's why teru's character in particular inherently has so much gay subtext, because the audience sees his character go from "traditional masculine figure" to... basically the opposite of that. and if the traditional masculine figure is defined by the role in heterosexual relationships, then the opposite would be homosexuality.
well, that and his general attitude towards mob. and teru's fruity ass fits. i'm not sure how he had those in his closet and thought, "yeah! i'm straight!"
and that's my two cents! my concluding statement: god, i hope we get the series of animated spinoffs ONE mentioned as a hypothetical.
i love mob's story to death, but i'd love to see more explorations into the other characters because they're usually pushed to the sideline development-wise after their respective arcs are over. i do love the omakes for this reason though lol
anyways, thanks for reading my intro to mob psycho 101 essay :-) sorry this is stupidly long. but also? i could write an analysis like this for every secondary character because i care about them so much.
#i have sooo many fucking thoughts on mp100 it's a little insane#most of these thoughts were drafted out to my roommate a while back at like. 2am. s/o to them for hearing me ramble on about this shit#i loooooove media analysis#even though i'm sure ONE did not think that hard about teru's character in this way LOL#teru hanazawa#mp100#asks#i have thoughts on teru in parallel to reigen and ritsu too#but erm. that's too much for now#teru and ritsu r my favs tho so i do have a lot of thoughts about those two in particular#sorry i'm biased towards characters with inferiority complexes LOL#i do want to do a series of ristu comics cuz i think the fanon depiction of him is wildly reductive#but idk when i'll get to it lmao#huge ass tangent#i need to stop writing#bye#ask
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bo inflicts pain and misery on everyone around him
hello to the five people seeing this rn. i am now holding you AT GUNPOINT to read a little scenario in my head (you get images, too!)
Bo invites Lance along to an Official Barabell Family Gathering!™
Is it so he can brag that he knows a Frist Slash adventurer? maybe. Is it so he can brag to his cousins that he talks to hot men? also maybe. Is any part of it to put Lance through a LIVING HELL? Yes, all of it!
Due to Bo’s sadistic nature, Lance has to spend his day with a grandmother (Joan), who constantly tries to hook up her granddaughter (Ophelia, and Bo’s cousin), with Lance. On top of that, the family friend (Jesse) always finds a way to get Ophelia and Lance closer than what’s comfortable. Lance will have to push his way through awkward talks with Bo’s older generation cousins, who will not stop talking about how proud they are of their kids (and how great they are.) Unfortunately, Lance will never actually catch on that the older folks are trying to get Lance interested in their offspring. Bo, however, catches on almost immediately and laughs his ass off every time it’s brought up.
If Ross (Bo’s older generation cousin) isn’t bragging about his daughter (Nadia), then he’s absolutely asking Lance about First Slash work. Leanne (Ross’s Wife) will gladly join in, sharing her own stories about the field as well. Whenever Nadia is brought into the situation, she most definitely tries to steer it on to something else, as the last thing she wants happening is her parents bringing up something embarrassing or them playing matchmaker.
Lux (Bo’s cousin that’s the same age as him) will freqeuntly try to talk to Lance. It’s less about Lance as a person, and more of how the hell him and Bo met, and what they’ve experienced together. Because if Lux knows anything about their cousin, then god fucking damn he hates adventurers. Lance will retell every detail he can, not including the part where him and Bo got it on in the Highlands Outpost.
oh, you don’t like reading long things? that’s cool! here, have some shorter quips instead. (no one said they have to be funny pleasr bear with me i am the dryest person in the worlf and i have not done this style of shitpost in so fucking long hELP)
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Joan, pouring Lance a glass of wine: Now, I’m just sayin’, but if you won’t date sweet Ophelia, then I’m always open.
Lance, pouring the wine into a nearby plant while she’s not looking: Duly noted.
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Jesse: Hey.
Lance, jumping at the sudden appearance: Woah-! Wow, oh- Okay! Hi, hello, where in the world did you come from?
Jesse: Your ass.
Jesse: No, seriously, check your ass.
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Bo: Having a good time?
Lance: I am certain that woman over there is flirting with me.
Bo, looking over at Joan: Yeah, probably. Last time she flirted with a dude, she roofied his drink. Be careful, pinky.
Lance, looking down at his drink:
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Bo, dragging Ophelia over: Hey, sweet cheeks! You’ve met Ophelia, yeah?
Lance: I- [sigh] I’m certain you know the answer.
Bo: Oh, yeah, ‘course you have. Anyways, straight to the point, I think you two would be great for each other. She’s read that book you wrote. So, like, y’know talk about that. I gotta go crush Lux in Mii Sports.
Ophelia, panicking internally as Bo leaves: I am not romantically interested in you. I’m very sorry for the inconvenience. My nana is just out of her mind- and Jesse’s only looking to stir trouble- and good god I don’t know what’s gotten into Bo- and I just. It’s- I can’t- Oh, god, I’m sorry, rea-
Lance, cutting her off: It’s alright. I’m only interesting in other men, anyhow.
That was the first time Lance had ever lied about his sexuality to get out of a situation.
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Nadia, staring intently at Lance as him and Bo talk:
Lance, turning to her: Is there something I can help you with?
Nadia: twink.
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After the gathering, Lance confides to Bo that as much as he loves him, to please never bring him around that family again. Bo laughs it off and agrees, having a new story to tell everyone.
here are your images, with pictures of the family and one piece that captures bo and lance.
#lance sdve#sdve#stardew valley expanded#lance stardew#art#illustration#i feel so guilty tagging sdv tags#its so loosely connected#its literally just extra content for my fic#content that doesnt even matter#its brain rot for me#wtv im enjoying it#its actually ur fsult that im doing this#tell me to go back to wrting or smth#stop holding me at gunpoint#<- im saying this to myself#anyway i love lance#lance is literally so babygirl#hed let ophelia down so softly#hed actually end up saying ‘oh sorry im dating bo’ even if its not true#bo would laugh and go along with it tho#bo would give lance a big fat kiss to stay in character#theyre so….🤭🤭🏳️🌈#literally polar opposites who are made for eachother#i hope they strangle eachothef to death over dinner#and then frolic thru barbed wire#and then make out in the rain and leave the other to get struck by lightning#true love#so real
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Vanny thoughts??
I luv her. Obbessed with this gif also. Mesmerizing.
I think vanessa is just some fucking dork. I dont think shes a computer Genius but she does know like fucking. Basic coding languages and like ffmpeg or some shit. I think shes a linux user.
I do think she learns very fast tho, Especially when somethings to her advantage. and has had constant knack since childhood of reverse engineering shit to her advantage. Boy who figures out how to hack shitty multiple choice test reader in school to Girl who is hacking massive robot ais and uncovering classified documents(specifically fazbear related shit. Which is probably more strongly hidden than some goverment documents.).
I think she has ocd and i have a couple of projecting headcanons that i will never delve into.
I THINK VANNY, FURRY BUNNYSUIT VANNY, ID HAVING A GRAND OL TIME. Reduced inhibition or some sort of mind altering shit, im not sure of. While in furry mode, i think vannessa is having the best time of her life. I do think she probably has one of the highest kill count(and kill count by proxy??) In the fnaf universe. To be honest. Which is great i hope shes having fun. Id let her [ABSURDLY LONG BLEEP]
BUT. Also. She leaves Vanny mode and has the worst time of her goddamn life. Being riddled with guilt and panic but this time its ACTUAL ACTIONS YOU TOOK instead of just fears. Idk. Idk. Vanny is ocd horror . To me.
ANYWAYS UHHH Meta-thoughts, im so mad about security breach vanessa. The trailer vs. Actual game. God. Shes such a cool idea and cool charavter design (to me.) But. Man.
I like what they did in the movie with her, i think its the best possible thing they couldve done with their sort of condensed story. IM SO GLAD SHES AN IRRATIONAL FUCKING LOOSER. i love movie vanessa so much. I love that tiny ass jpegbof her smiling like :D. She geniunely makes me so happy. AND BY GOD SHE BETTER BECOME A FUCKING RABBIT. BLUM HOUSR PLEASR MAKE HER S FURRY PLEASE PLESSE PLEASE PLEASE.
BUT also, games vanessa and movie vanessa are very different characters in my mind. I love them both tho. Mwa mwa.
I think the suit was made like that because vanessa refused to buy more fabric than she needed to, so vanny+glitchtrap just sort of found scraps and did it themselves. BUT it could also be from damage and repairs, from victims fighting back.... which is a very fun idea that i'll need to think about more.
I DOO, though, think the pawpads were 100% vanessa's idea(that bill is.pissed about). They have little metal conductive whatever, the stuff gloves have, so she's able to use touchscreens with the suit on.
Uhhh i think vanny smells. I think vanny smells like CarpetSamples (exaggeration). I dont think that thing is getting washed more than it needs to be. Crust pants of a fursuit. (This adds to the appeal)
Im scrolling back up to watcg her little dance. Look at how happy she is. VANNY IS HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE.
Im gonna post this for now but i.might reblog and add more... and you can send more questions if you wish. I love questions
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had a cringe moment today.
#i have actual fucking grief over mighty's death. what the fuck.#this is just embarrassing can i please feel normal about a fictional character pleasr
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snapchat :: c!tommy x reader
fluff / angst , platonic , gender neutral ! first request whoop whoop :D [check pinned for more info on requests]
synopsis: ‘what’s so bad about adding every person on snapchat?’ tommy thought. unknowingly, with all the other people he begins talking to during exile, one ends up being you; tubbo’s younger sibling. that is until you both visit tommy in logstedshire.
cw: i purposely misspell a few words for the texting part, i hope it’s still readable for y’all! and i haven’t actually used snapchat in years so let’s pretend i know what i’m doing :)
tommy smiled at his brand new phone
first thing he does? install snapchat and reddit
if he couldn’t talk to his best friends face to face anymore, at least he had people online to talk to, right?
tommy hoped from all his possessions dream would destroy, he could at least keep a phone
without much thought, tommy opened snapchat and began adding every account and messaging them the same obnoxious message
BE MY FRIEND . MESSAGE BACK NOW.
most people chose ignore tommy, not having a clue why he was messaging them
but as for you, when you had the notification that someone added you on snapchat and started aggressively messaging you, it made you curious
you read their user
“wife haver”?? huh???
instead of immediately blocking the person, you replied back
what?
not even less than a second later you get a reply back
OH MY GOD FINALLY SOMEONE
IM DYING
without context, you were more than confused
genuinely dying is very alarming but you shouldn’t text a random stranger your last words
huh?
THE GREEN BASTARD TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME
YOURE ALL I HAVE LEFT
plwase helo
Help
where did tou go
Ohm hgod
hHello?
NOOOO NOT YOU TOO
PLEASR
you laughed at the person’s desperation and ignored the messages
if the stranger wasn’t going introduce themselves, you wouldn’t either
however, after a while you realized you had over 100 snapchat notifications within an hour of trying to ignore the person
however it was just jumbled up words and useless spam, nothing important
as if the stranger would said anything important to your concern anyway
do you ever shut up??
fuck you
a normal person wouldve taken offense by these messages but you found them quite amusing
it wasn’t like you had anything else better to do
and this acceptance was the start of your odd friendship with the stranger
you were still on edge because you had no idea who they were and their intentions but the anonymity was mutual nonetheless
if the desperate spamming “wife haver” isn’t going to formally tell you who they actually were, you weren’t going to risk exposing yourself first
but in the past few weeks, you and the person had normal conversations apart from the first day they messaged you
well as normal as you could’ve expected from someone named “wife haver”
they were the first to send an actual snap as well
that was when you found out the “wife haver” was an obnoxious boy that looked around your age, maybe a slightly older
he had sent you a photo of him holding a thumbs up and trying to smile when he was clearly upset
just got all my stuff exploded again, feeling good
you noticed his messy blonde hair and tattered clothes
what the hell happened to this guy?
part of you was confused, and the other was concerned
u good bro??
well
i don’t have anymore tools and materials if that’s anything
so no
this is shit
lmao it was probably deserved
FUCK YOU!!!!!
im kidding that’s sad
but like do u actually need stuff?
you contemplated sending your next message and thought of the consequences
but in the end, you were probably better off than him so if he did try to do something suspicious, you could easily just leave with your trident or defend yourself
i can bring some things over if you’d like
please oh my god it’s so boring here
where the hell do you even live???
it finally hit that you would be visiting this mysterious person
you never really had much to do during the day and he had nothing against your enchanted netherite armor when compared to his worn-out clothes
you were surprised that he was quick to be comfortable with you visiting him so continued to message the boy
if you live nearby i can just stop over and bring some spare diamond tools and armor if you’d like or smth
DIAMOND !,?’/:@!?:/-',(
ya sure lol
WTF
GOOD SHIT LAD! THANKS
WHEN DO U WANT TO VISIT???
his shock and excitement made you smile
maybe this wasn’t a bad idea
before replying, you quickly ran to your storage room you gather your spare items
instead of normally texting, you decided to take a picture of all the enchanted tools and armor and send back a snap
i’m down for tomorrow, turn on your snapmaps so i can come by ;D
he quickly replied back with handfuls of ‘holy shits’ and ‘YEAHS’
you couldn’t help but smile from ear to ear which caught the attention of your older brother who had just walked in to get blocks from the wall of chests
“ew why are you smiling at your phone like that?”
“oh shut up, tubbo”
“it’s weird”
you roll your eyes at him in a playful matter
“whatever! i’m gonna be out tomorrow to visit a friend, okay?”
“you have friends? wow, sounds like a first”
“you’re such a dick!!” you yell at him whilst trying to hold in your laughter
“oh yeah? go on, tell me about this friend of yours then. meeting strangers online, hm?”
“if you’re so concerned, you can come with if you’re not busy with whatever a president does. i promise they’re not some weirdo like you”
tubbo’s tone was sarcastic but he agreed then left you to your own thoughts
you were excited for tomorrow that you were restless in your bed when nighttime had came
somehow you managed to fall asleep from tiredness in the middle of the night
soon enough it was morning
before doing anything, you checked your phone and went through all your notifications
you then checked snapchat, browsing snapmaps and realized how far you had to travel
despite the long travel, you brought yourself up from your bed and gathered all the items you were going to bring
you stuffed a full set of enchanted diamond armor, tools, and over a stack of golden carrots all in your inventory
after finishing all your preparations, you searched for your older brother
with just a loud yell of his name he appeared almost instantly
“you ready to go, tubbo?”
“yep! you know where you’re going right?”
you scoffed at the question
“of course!”
and with that, the two of you traveled on foot until you reached the ocean
you had brought 2 boats with you knowing that you couldn’t imagine being in the same boat as your brother; it would’ve ended up in endless bickering
after a while of being at sea, tubbo started to become impatient
“what the hell! how far does this person live, y/n??”
“i dunno!”
you knew the general direction you were supposed to be going to after studying your snapmaps all morning but you couldn’t check how much farther it would take to get there; there was obviously no signal in the middle of the ocean
it felt like forever before you saw land in the horizon
suddenly you regained all the energy you have lost from rowing
“there!! that place with the white tent, i can barely see it”
“finally”
with the burst of energy, you got to land in no time
the moment you got off your boat, the blonde spotted the two of you and ran in your direction
once appearing nearly feet apart, he stared at your brother who also had the shocked expression
“TOMMY?”
“TUBBO?”
your brother had more of a confused expression whilst the other boy seemed a bit mad
maybe he was always mad considering the endless conversations you had with him ranting about some ‘green bastard’
but tubbo quickly got defensive, stepping in front of you
you didn’t understand how they knew each other beforehand, but at the same time you never caught up with tubbo’s friends either
you needed answers
“what’s going on?”
“y/n! you were messaging tommy this whole time? why didn’t you tell me?”
tubbo was clearly frustrated and a feeling of guilt washed over you
it didn’t click that you never exchanged names and admitting it did not seem believable
tubbo was in complete shock, trying to process everything that was happening
“WHAT?! AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING?”
you mumbled out your words
“a few weeks, i can’t remember”
“uh, yeah sorry” tommy had confirmed your statements. “i didn’t even know you had a sibling, tubbo! i actually didn’t know their name until now as well..”
“HUH??”
“but if i knew i was messaging a tub-ling, i wouldn’t have in the first place!”
“what the fuck tommy!!!”
“no, but how do you even know each other?” you had interrupt the two
tubbo had chosen his words carefully
“we’re... friends”
tommy had seemed upset at this
“tubbo....”
“no, don’t talk to me, tommy. you were exiled for a reason. y/n? give him the stuff you wanted to him and let’s go, this was a waste of time”
you were saddened but obliged, you didn’t want to anger your brother even more
“fuck you, tubbo! can’t believe this was how you visit me for the first time, i don’t even want your pity shit”
before you could react, tubbo led you to the back of his boat
he got in the front and quickly rowed away from the land you barely stayed on, leaving your boat behind on the shores
you looked back at tommy who already had left back to his tent
the boat ride was silent and full of sorrow until you arrived back at l’manburg
once you got home you immediately opened snapchat to message tommy
hey tommy i’m really sorry about today. i had no idea,,,
you thought he would’ve ignored your message but instead replied right after
but your heart sank at reading the message
it’s fine
i think it’s best we stop talking y/n
you didn’t want to lose a friend so quickly but after all the tension from today, you didn’t know how to come back from it
so instead of arguing you agreed, even if it wasn’t honest
yeah, me too
and that was the last message you sent to tommy
even though the whole situation was confusing from the start, it didn’t mean you didn’t enjoy the random conversations you had
the bizarre encounter was unforgettable
it made you even sadder when you realized the first time you two used each other’s names through text would also be the last
a/n: ngl, i didn’t think i would finish this on a kinda angsty ending but here we are! and grrr it’s 4am and i just wanted to finish this,, let’s hope there aren’t that many grammar mistakes LMAO anyway i hope y’all enjoyed <3
#tommyinnit x reader#tommyinnit x y/n#tommyinnit x you#tommyinnit imagine#tommyinnit fanfic#mcyt x you#mcyt x y/n#mcyt x reader#mcyt fanfic#mcyt imagine
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OH NO WHAT TWICE IN A ROW??? damn,,,, im sorry to hear that… diluc will come home! he’s just busy doing his batman stuff😭😭😭 -🎐
PLEASR IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE i actually cannot believe that fucking happened
whoever prayed on my downfall you won 💔
im still gonna wish and hope i get him nothings gonna get in the way</3
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Anon request: pleasr chani smut with him wanting to tease his s/o but getting too much into the passion so he ends up being extremely emotional 😭
Note: I thought it would come out shitty but I actually liked it!
Chani x female reader
Genre: soft smut
Words: about 940
Warnings: none
Sorry for any spelling or grammatical mistake that you find.
After 4 hours in your best friend birthday party, you didn’t intent to forget giving attention to your boyfriend, but it was exactly what you were doing at this point. It was so good to see your friends and your entire crew all reunited after almost one year. Now you were all singing that old bad song at the top of your lungs.
Chanhee touched your arm softly when you went to take a cup of soda because you were dry.
“Babe, I’m going home now but don’t worry. Just keep enjoying the party.” He tried to show you a real smile, even though it was very clear he was upset.
“Oh, Chani, I’m sorry. I think I…”
“It’s alright y/n. I’m going now, ok?” He left a sad kiss on your lips and headed to the exit without even say goodbye to your friends.
You voiced a “see you later” that he didn’t listen. You were confused, you felt bad watching him going out alone but it had been being an awesome night and you felt glad to be there. One of your friends called you and dragged you to the karaoke again. Chani surely could understand your reasons, you thought.
You arrived home about 3 A.M. It was completely silent and dark inside. You went to the bathroom without doing noises in order to not wake your boyfriend up. You did everything silently as you planned and finally laid next to him on the bed. But as soon as you felt comfortable and warm, you heard the guy’s deep voice in the darkness “ Did my bad princess think I wouldn’t see her arriving?”
“I’m so sorry. You’re upset. I know.” You shifted position to lay on your side and face him. You couldn’t see anything but you knew he was facing you too.
“I am upset. But I can be ok again if you behave.”
You extend one arm to touch him but once your hand was on his shoulder he scolded you. “No. I told you to behave. You’re not touching me yet.”
Initially you whined in response but right after you thought about questioning him “Why are you doing this to me? Let’s just cuddle and it’s over.”
He didn’t answer making you think your offer had been accepted. “Chani, I’m gonna turn the lights on.”
“No.” he replied fast. He knew you hadn’t moved yet. “Turn to your other side.”
You complained but he got firm about what he wanted you to do.
Seconds after you had turned your back to him, you felt him moving on the bed and soon his mouth was millimeters from your ear. “It’s my time to enjoy the night.”
“Love, I’m tired.” You explained still feeling his breath.
“Shh…” the sound echoed inside your veins. “I know you are.” He removed the blanket from your body and caressed your butt with his warm hand instead. “But you’ll rest when I say to. Is it ok princess?”
“Yep.” You answered in a not amused ton.
He slapped your flesh softly in response. “Why are you treating me like I were any random guy? I’m your boyfriend!”
“Sorry” You cried cutely “I didn’t mean it.”
His hand was now massaging the same place he mistreated seconds before.
“Listen, you bratty. I would slap this butt in front of everybody in that stupid party if I wasn’t this polite, then I would lift that pretty skirt you were wearing, to show them this peach I call mine. You should be thankful”.
“It’s yours. Please take me now, my love.” You asked with a needy voice.
“No.” A new slap sounded at the same place, it was equally light. “And you stay in silence while I talk.”
You wanted to ask him to hit you for real but he wouldn’t like.
He inhaled the hair next to your ear and retook his speech “I wanted to lay you on the sofa where people were laughing together. I wanted to lay you on your belly, butt on the air so I could slap it real good. It would be fucking awesome.” He snuggled his nose in your hair. “Then I would finally pull you out of that house by the hair”
“where would you carry me to?”
“Shh…” Chani hissed going down on your spine. “First I would walk you the way to the door very slowly flexing your beautiful baby face. Perhaps I would even stop and ask if any guy liked you.”
You suffocated your words, not wanting to annoy him but still showing your horniness through whines.
“You’re so bad to me baby princess. Look what you made me think.” He complained and finally laid down behind you. His face went to fit in your neck like a puzzle. Same with his legs that spooned you. “I wanted you so badly in that party”
“Sorry” you said in low voice still thinking about new slaps on your butt but he didn’t repeat it. “Are you ok, Chani?”
“No.” he answered fast again but he was shy this time. “I don’t know why I’m feeling like this.” He hugged you like you were his Teddy bear.
“My love,” you called him “I know I had already apologized but I’m repeating it now. I’m so sorry I dragged you to a party and then I left you alone while I was having a good time. It wasn’t gentle of my part. It’s not wrong to admit it made you suffer. I won’t laugh at your feelings.”
He sniffed next to your ear and you hold his hand in response. You both ended up sleeping like this.
#sf9#sf9 smut#sf9 scenario#sf9 drabble#chani smut#chani drabble#chani scenario#my writings#sf9 scenarios
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drinks and confessions
synopsis: you reunite with shawn at a party after being broken up
warnings: lots of swearing, some aggression, and a lil bit of angst
word count: 2k+
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“can’t believe you’re forcing me out the apartment tonight.” you say to your best friend, brian, as you two walk down the hall.
“y/n you’ve been in here for weeks!” he exclaims, “weeks, y/n and frankly me and the boys are worried.”
you roll your eyes, “it’s because one of your boys that i’ve spent the last month in hibernation.”
“shawn won’t be there tonight. he’s recording something with teddy at his place SO,” brian stands in front of you and places his hands on the side of your face, “put on a happy face, grab your purse, make sure there’s rubbers in it, and let’s get drunk baby!”
you burst out laughing. brian has always found a way to make you laugh even when all you wanna do is cry.
“rubbers? god you’ve spent way too much time in the america.” you laugh.
this goes on for about 10 more minutes before one of the boys finally picks you guys up. on the way you couldn’t help but feel like you shouldn’t even be going out in the first place, it was one of those gut feelings you got once in a while. even though brian said shawn was busy, you had a feeling he’d show up at the party anyway. you haven’t seen him in 3 months, almost 4 and you didn’t want to see him tonight.
“this place looks familiar.” you say as you get out of the car.
“it’s geoff’s holiday house.” one of the boys say.
you look at brian in disgust, “why are we at his house? he’s rude.”
“i know, i know but we really didn’t have another place to throw the party and one of the boys hit him up and well he said he had a spare house,” you start laughing not believing geoff actually said he had a ‘spare house’ “shut up. i know he’s ridiculous.”
the place was already packed when you went inside. you knew some people from back in high school and some from your first year at uni which surprised you.
“oh my god… lauren is here!” you whisper to brian as you walk pass her and into the kitchen.
brian shrugs his shoulders, “and?”
“she hates my ass! remember when shawn invited us to her prom and she freaked and ‘accidentally’ spilled punch on me?” you ask as you prepared yourself a drink.
brian was so used to you thinking everyone was conspiring against you all he could do was laugh.
“y/n, you think everyone is out to get to you.” he takes a sip of your now finished drink making you whine, “this drink is delicious by the way.” he smiles.
“you owe me one!” you yell at brian as he walks out the kitchen.
you feel a tap on your shoulder making you jump. when you turn around you’re met with some of the boys from earlier.
“i heard geoff has like 4 hundred worth alcohol in this house.”
you scoff, “what? no way.”
you start going through the kitchen cabinets until you find the one filled with alcohol and grab the first bottle you could lay your hands on.
“the mcallan 64,” you mumbled, “worth…$4,250?!”
geoff was so humble, you thought to yourself.
“if i spend $4k on alcohol, it better kill me.” you say making the boys laugh.
and you hoped it at least had some magical effect on you. you only agreed to go out because you were tired of getting drunk by yourself at home. you took the bottle of whiskey to the living room and sat down on the couch.
“y/n what’s up with you and the mendes dude anyway?” nick, from high school and also the dude who used to put garbage in shawn’s locker, happened to the first one to break the ice.
you sighed, “why? what’d you hear?”
“heard he dumped your ass for that other singer girl!” he laughs taking a sip of his beer.
well you certainly weren’t expecting that.
“sort of like you and kelsey right?” you put your hand on his thigh, “you know when she dumped your ass that one time cause shawn invited her on tour and well you know what happens when shawn invites girls on tour…”
nick’s friends started laughing. “bro you said you dumped her!”
nick shrugs his shoulder, “i did!”
“ONLY AFTER MENDES WAS BALLS DEEP INSIDE HER!”
everything happened so fast you didn’t even see when nick stood up and started beating the shit out the guy. you thought this was the perfect time to leave.
about 4 hours passed and you were already feeling drowsy. you also couldn’t find brian anywhere. you asked around and no one had seen him either, he was probably upstairs getting “busy” you still tried and called him. he probably had like 10 missing calls from you. nevertheless you sent him a text.
to: bri craig.
from: stupid y/n :)
dudeeeee i want 2 leave. i’ll be oytside pleasr hurrtgy!
you didn’t even care about the typos. you still pressed send.
“ugh what the fuck!” you yelled as you put your phone back in your pocket.
“someone’s drunk and cranky.”
geoff.
“go away geoff.” you start walking towards the house.
you hear him chuckle from behind, “baby, cmon! don’t walk away from me.”
“dude if you don’t leave me alone i swear i’ll-”
he grabs your arm, “you’ll what?”
“fuck off!” you try pushing him off of you.
by now people are starting to notice and geoff didn’t like that one bit. you kept tried to shift out of his grip but it only got tighterr.
geoff leans into you and says, “you’re too drunk. you need someone to take care of you.”
“she can take care of herself!”
suddenly your body hit the ground and you felt everything around you starting to spin. you hear people cheering and yelling and it made your head throb. but that voice from before, you recognized it.
“y/n?! y/n are you okay?”
you look up to see see brian, you nodded as he helped you up. thinking it was him who pushed geoff of you, you were confused when you saw geoff a few feet away from you still fighting with another boy.
“who’s that?” you squint your eyes.
brian, still with a arm around your waist to hold you up, says, “that’s fucking shawn!”
you were so confused and your head hurt so bad you felt like you could pass out at any moment. soon enough though, some of the boys finally broke off the fight. brian still didn’t let go off you.
“dude what the fuck was that?” brian asks the tall figure that was now walking towards you.
“he was gonna hurt her.”
brian clicks his tongue, “no i mean you! like where the fuck did you come from?”
“i always drive through geoff’s house on the way home and so i thought i’d stop by.”
you were amused as how to they were having a whole conversation with you standing there almost about to collapse.
“god did you get taller?” you ask patting his shawn’s chest and making him laugh.
brian was struggling to keep you up and shawn noticed.
“here,” shawn places an arm around your waist and the other around your shoulders, “i’ll drive her home.”
brian shakes his head no, “i-i i don’t think that’s a good idea.”
“brian… it’s me.”
“i know but you know you’re not exactly her favorite person right now.”
shawn sighs, “i just got punched in the face and ribs for her. i think she can learn to forgive me.”
“you’re bleeding!” you point to shawn’s lip.
brian chuckles as he lets go off you, leaving you in shawn’s grip. “call me when you get her home yeah?”
“course’“ shawn shakes his hand.
once you two start walking to his car or well once he’s dragging to his car you realize what was happening. you hadn’t fully processed the fact your ex-boyfriend just popped up out of nowhere, beat up a guy for you, and was now taking your drunk ass home.
“you know i think,” you start to shift in shawn’s grip, “i can walk home.”
shawn’s grip around your waist got stronger, “and i think you’re just drunk and can barely walk.”
“i can walk!” you blur out and manage to get out of his grip. he was quick though and he held onto your hand.
shawn groaned, “y/n slow down! that’s not the way home.”
in your head you thought it was but of course your head wasn’t properly functioning.
“can you just,” shawn gets in front of you, “get in the car and i’ll take you home yeah?”
you scoff, “aren’t you here to party? go get drunk! cheat on your new girlfriend while your at it! it’s your specialty after all.”
he places his hand on your lips shushing you, “would you shut up?! you don’t know what you’re saying.”
in a matter of seconds you saw everything upside down. took a minute to realized shawn had picked you up on his shoulder. you didn’t even fight it, you were really tired and frankly wanted to leave. you were surprised at how easily he managed to pick you up given that he was just in a fight and was probably bruised all over.
“put your seatbelt on and drink this.” shawn said once you were in the car. he handed you a bottle of water before starting the car.
you winded your eyes at how serious he sounded. you thought that maybe your comment before made him mad.
“i didn’t cheat on you, y/n.”
you look at him. hands gripping the steering wheel and eyes glued to the road. he seemed tensed.
“i don’t know that,” you take a sip of water, “i’ll never know that for sure.”
shawn was trying to think of ways to explain to you why he did what he did. explain to you that his hands have been tied for the past 3 months and that he’s being forced to lie to his family and friends.
“i’m telling you that i didn’t!” he turns to look at you for just a second, “i would never do that. especially to you! i loved you. hell, i still love you.”
you groan. how could he do this? just pop up out of nowhere and tell you that he loves you after being seen with another girl.
“my head hurts shawn and you keep fucking yelling,” you lean your head against the window, “just take me home. i’m tire-”
he cut you off, “it’s a contract okay? a contract that i was manipulated to sign and now i’m fucked! we’re fucked! i lost you.” his voice cracked.
no way. you thought to yourself. shawn would never sign a contract if he knew it wasn’t good for him.
“a contract? like those publicly stunt ones? or whatever their called.”
he chuckled, “a pr contract, yeah. andrew somehow manipulated me few months ago to sign it, he didn’t even let me read it and now i’m stuck.”
you nod your head as you let your brain process what has just been said. shawn never cheated on you and he couldn’t tell you what was going on because he was contractually compromised.
“you didn’t lose me.” you say under your breath.
shawn hums, “what?”
“me. you didn’t lose me. you never did,” you look at him, “as you can see i’m in car with you, letting you take me home when i’m supposed to be furious at you so no. you haven’t lost me.”
once you arrive at your place you beg him to come in so you could clean the cuts on his face and put ice on his bruises. takes him a while to say yes actually. he’s always given you space when you’re drunk, he used to put you to bed and then proceed to sleep on the couch.
“okay just keep it pressed on there lightly,” you instruct him as you let him hold the ice pack on his bruised ribcage, “don’t be rough or it’ll hurt.” you warn.
as you leave shawn on your bed and go look for disinfectant spray in your bathroom, he starts looking around the familiar place. chuckling as he sees the picture of the two of you at graduation on your nightstand.
“now i’m warning you,” you start as you walk back in the room, “i’m still a bit tipsy but this isn’t the first time i’ve cleaned your cuts while i have alcohol in my system.”
shawn laughs, “i got in a lot of fights back high school didn’t i?”
“thanks to geoff!” you defend, “don’t know why the fuck you even tried to be his friend to be honest.”
shawn groans as you kneel down and pressed down on his bruised thighs. you mumbled a soft “sorry” as you positioned yourself in front of him. you took the ice pack from him and placed it on the nightstand.
“you’re all good.” he smiles and leans in to your touch as you start taking care of his bruised lip.
the cuts weren’t as bad as you thought. the worst one was his lip, it was split and didn’t stop bleeding even when you spent like 2 minutes on it.
“did you mean what you said?” you break the silence.
he raises an eyebrow at you, “where?”
“in the car when you said you still loved me.”
you stood up and made your way to the bathroom.
“of course i did,” he followed behind, “i’ve loved you since i gave you that stupid car on your forehead.”
you shake your head and laugh, “oh no you haven’t!”
“i so have. you can ask literally anybody that knew us back then! ask my mom even.” he says as he sits on the bathroom counter.
you stand there looking at him. not understanding how even with a bruised lip and bruised abs eye he still looked handsome. it was almost annoying.
“are you gonna keep staring or are you gonna come over here and kiss me?”
you slowly made your way to him and placed your arms around his neck. “not sure it’s safe for me to kiss you with that bruised lip.”
“i don’t care.” he whispers before leaning in and leaving a soft yet passionate kiss on your lips. “i’ve missed you.” he admits.
you nod, “i can tell.” he tilts his head back making you laugh, “i’m joking! i’ve missed you too.”
he leans into your touch as you caress the side of his face. you really have missed him.
“let’s go to bed yeah?” you say softly.
he smiles, “let’s.”
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