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Mentally mixing bitter Neuvielttle (I can't spell his name srry) with petty reader cause honestly the way I was with my last ex was "We could keep staying together, but I'd rather break up tbh".
So stay with him, why not. Is he overbearing? Yes. Do you get your life (mostly) back? Also yes. But you're not gonna roll over. You make sure this is a give and take.
He makes you move into his house? Only if he let's you redecorate. He wants to bring you to a party so he can show you off like some kind of poodle? Come dressed like you're ready for a funeral.
You drew the line at him refusing to let you meet with friends because of jealousy. If he's gonna treat you like an animal, you'll act like one.
He knows whenever he's pissed you off because you'll suddenly be like "Cuddles? Sorry honey, I'm too busy being blackmailed by my ex :) ". He has learned the hard way that pressuring you into things will only lead to both parties being extremely upset. At least if he let's you fume for a while you'll come back to bed.
The relationship eventually becomes a strange sort of consensual. One where you're irritated by his controllingness but eventually it's accepted by both parties that you get to be petty in exchange for physical affection.
You, sitting in his lap while he does paperwork, reading: Wow this romance story is so good, the lady leaves her ex for a man who actually listens to her.
Neivelette patting you on the head: storybooks are quite whimsical aren't they?
He keeps trying to organize a wedding but every time he proposes the ring gets chucked out the window. You've already gone through eight engagement rings claiming you don't like any of them.
This is so funny and sad at the same time help ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Bitter-ex!Neuvillette is marginally petty as well, seeing as how he's hell-bent on making this work even if it requires him to breath in this constant tug-of-war to establish power — which he has in a literal sense. Although, as soon as the doors close he knows he'll have to fight for it all over again. And to pair him with a darling who's also determined on giving him the hardest time? Focalors would forget the word ‘boring’ existed if she had a front row seat to this all the time.
It's almost like you two keep an invisible tally on who has acquiesced the most amount of times. You can have your victory sometimes but Neuvillette is just too persuasive for your peace of mind. Oh well, you make sure that if he's going to win eventually, you'll give him a reason to want to tug at his hair from utter frustration first.
#please keep them coming#yandere#yandere genshin impact#yandere genshin x reader#yandere genshin impact x reader#yandere neuvillette#yandere neuvillette x reader#neuvillette brainrot#neuvillette x reader#neuvillette x you
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kcu doodles for a cause by me and ghost for this fundraiser! (psst, you can still request!)
thank you for your donations!
#seriously this has been so much fun#please keep them coming#käärijä#häärijä#joker out#bojan cvjetićanin#jure maček#kris guštin#jesse voss#jukka sorsa#jaakko jokela#operation olive branch
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THIS PHOTO IS SO CUTE !!!!
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I have decided that, as nosy as I am, it is simply funnier to not know any details about the Try Guys Try Cheating scandal. All I know is that:
A) Some guy named Ned cheated on his wife
B) He was a Buzzfeed guy who tried things and
C) He released a very meme-able apology that has been applied to every pairing under the sun
This is all I know, this is all I want to know, and any further information will simply not be absorbed
#i love all of the memes and i think they are funnier with no real context or investment#please keep them coming#try guys#the try guys#ned fulmer#i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
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Say what you will but Donna snapped when she called the incest twins Charles and Camilla. She's so real for that. Cannot believe they'll be king and queen soon.
this is my first ask on this blog HELLO ANON, I wonder if that was intentional on her part because I never even put two and two together until you said that!!!
when that scene happened I literally had to put the book down for like a solid hour and stare at the wall
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What you would think of Classicerror to Errordust?
Like, Error liking visiting Sans timeline to know him better and to give presents to him but then, one day, he see his love covered in dust and tired of everything...
I guess this is the kind of angst that you would like XD
already talked about this earlier but!! ^_^
i love this concept as a whole and i love classicerror angst, esp when its done right
dust scared at the fact that error doesnt see him as someone important anymore while errors just confused as to why classic had changed so drastically
#undertale#utmv#undertale au#sans#sans au#sanscest#cc asks#i think i forgot to add that tag in my last asks#anyway#errordust#classicerror#gohhhh#i love answering asks that are about classicerror#please keep them coming
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It’s always exciting to get a new reader for a WIP. Partially for the dopamine of someone commenting every chapter in succession, but also because I’m super curious to know how my story reads across several chapters to people who haven’t had the long stretches of breaks between updates.
#kayli talks#a&a#anyway to the lovely human who just started reading and left me a sweet comment#I see you and appreciate you#please keep them coming
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I second that other anon about desperation 😂 what about full bladder sex hmmm
Fantastic idea! I did this in a Destiel fic once, my first foray into watersports. Are we meaning desperate!full bladder!Col getting it haaaaard while being told he's not allowed to spill a drop?
Or does that just sound great to me? 👀 Lol
#i love you guys omg#asks#jinx answers#please keep them coming#this is AWESOME#yes daddy verse#com#dom and colson#adventures in toyland
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To the writers of the return of the mount hua sect, thank you so much the fics make me go feral
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professor venomous is so hot i would let him break every bone in my body and experiment on me
you remind me of this in the worst way possible
#incoherent mumbling#ok ko#why would you say that#i feel like this is a asriel in my inbox but i seriously can’t tell#what prompts the most obscene asks in my inbox#please keep them coming#this is so entertaining#i can also get use out of the random stuff in my photo library#but what have you been through that prompted this ask#ok ko let’s be heroes#ok ko venomous
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your blog makes me soooo wet 😵💫😵💫 im trying to work up the nerve to dm u hsfhvgch
awww thank you cutie!! kisses for you 💋 please message me if you want to lovely, or if not feel free to talk with me over anon- just give me an emoji or something to recognise you by! <33
#i love getting messages like these#please keep them coming#wlw nsft#bi nsft#nsft#queer nsft#lesbian nsft#lgbtq nsft#sapphic nsft
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Not sure if you have Faiza Hussain from Marvel comics yet, but she is a muslim Captain Britain though I don't know her exact background, her dad's name is Yusuf, her mom is Farida.
Her wikipedia says that she's Pakistani, so sadly I will not be posting her, but still thank you for submitting this.
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John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years
#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#west bank#free west bank#“if you're there - what choice do you have?”#john cusack#anastasia 1997#israel#israel occupation#israel apartheid#anastasia#update to tags: yes i know he didnt just do anastasia but thats the one that stood out to me i love anastasia#the way everyone is like ok this is super serious topic but ANASTASIA??? is so amusing to me pls keep them coming#also please continue sharing about palestine!!!! FREE PALESTINE
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HELLO!!! I AM CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH THE REBLOGS FROM THE "WOULD YOU LIKE PEOPLE TOS END YOU SILLY ASKS?" SO I CAN SEND PEOPLE SILLY QUESTIONS!!!!
1. What is your least favorite kind of rodent?
2. What is your favorite cryptid?
OMG HI!!
capybaras, they're unnecessarily large. and their heads are kinda big but their legs are so small. it makes no sense!! they're like large, weirdly proportioned guinea pigs
nessie, she's kinda cute
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may I kindly ask how the absolute fuck you have so much time to spend on tumblr
i’m actually living in an alternate timeline where there are 1487 hours in every day and i use 1477 of them on tumblr plotting my elon musk style takeover for when i become a multi-trillionaire
#when i’m bored i’m on tumblr#if i can’t sleep i’m on tumblr#i start my day with tumblr#i end my day with tumblr#if i have a free minute at school i’m on tumblr#the school wifi banned tiktok so i’m on tumblr#ask#anon ask#very extremely niche#i feel like a celebrity getting an ask like this#please keep them coming
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