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suiheisen · 5 months

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have some couth babygirl

#fellas is it gay to spoon your captain midgame #what if two times i lost the chance to play in the cup finals. because your team beat mine.#but then i was traded to your team a few years later. and now i can't stop manhandling you mid-game.#and you like it.#and we were both boys.#sidney crosby #erik karlsson #pittsburgh penguins #sid/ek #long post

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ricky-mortis · 1 month

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Cast swap Paulkins anyone?

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tittyinfinity · 5 months

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I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.

It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball because of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).

Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.

They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.

My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.

That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.

#my mom went off on my brother's coach for that #said that it wasn't fair that my brother's team got to celebrate more than us despite actually winning #(it was through the same sports program)#she said she wasn't gonna pay $30 for a trophy whenever he was a horrible coach #bc the boys he had when they were on my team with my coach did just fine #their coach was this horrible egotistical guy who would scream at tbem for not doing good enough #when he didnt even KNOW HOW TO PLAY and was just there bc his kid was praying #my coach was this cool ass dad that was very calm and gentle with us #the coach was like ''oh so you don't think your son deserves to celebrate?''#my mom was like ''he should but he needs to learn that he can't be rewarded for losing while #my daughter is barely rewarded for winning and i don't want to teach him that gender inequality is okay''#(my mom is cool af sometimes)#we both quit playing after that

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camgoloud · 1 year

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colin: i’m gay

ted, radiating youth pastor energy: you know who else played for the other team?

#is this anything? i don’t even know anymore #PLEASE DO NOT MISINTERPRET I LOVED THE TED SPEECH I REALLY AND TRULY DID #i just think. in addition to saying the exact right thing to the team and especially colin re: the importance of actively supporting others #in moments like these rather than playing neutral etc. it is also just so fucking funny and so perfectly ted that he went searching #for an analogy and immediately came up with. denver broncos fans. they’re just like gay people for real #these two things can and should both be true #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #colin hughes

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munchboxart · 1 year

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Clips of the LoZ Splatfest Tricolor map are out and there's this one specific clip that shows Crab's reach and it's so funny

I am gonna turn your fucking triangle into a 3 minute boss rush boxing arena. It's what Ganon would have wanted

#this is so fucking funny. tricolor is my best mode (i play vsploosh for tricolor)#i had so much fun on the mako mart one. ik it was the worst for backliners but idc. i was whooping both teams the moment they dropped down #etc #splatoon 3

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thatkoiboi · 8 months

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"Hey! Nobody does that to my brother... except my brother!"

#they playing a team based game #i feel like donnie would mess with leo but if leo was about to die donnie would go boss mode on them #its just a way for him to push leo's buttons #i hate them both #rottmnt #rise donnie #rise leo #disaster twins #dont worry guys donnie has his cat ear headphones #he just hooked up computers where they were playing side by side

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ink--theory · 9 months

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just woke up only to find out the crypto bros won

#honestly i'm pretty baffled that they actually won popularity #with the amount of mirror matches I got playing for team love sheeeeeesh #us AND fame both won a category tho! so it wasn't a complete wipe #well there's always next time I suppose lol #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #money vs fame vs love #team fame #team love #shiver splatoon

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itsalwayssunnyinhollywood · 1 month

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I can't believe in 16 seasons we have never had an episode about the twins' birthday. Just think about the traditions that must exist after 47 years, the competition that would ensue, and maybe even a little wholesomeness? I need it.

#season 17 🙏#dennis and dee trying to get all the attention for themself #frank telling stories about childhood birthdays of theirs and probably having traditions of his own #mac completely ignoring that it is dee's too #charlie getting manipulated by both twins to go against the other and either being conflicted and confused or playing the double agent #and dennis and dee teaming up in the end to be the most annoying people you have ever seen #iasip

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prideprejudce · 1 month

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AU Reds Poster: Alicent joins Rhaenrya as her advisor and wife after escaping her father's influence.

She escapes Kings Landing with Helaena and her grandchildren just in time. Unfortunately, her father has already sunk his teeth into her two sons who are ready to fight for their right to the iron throne. How will Alicent choose between her family and her beloved Rhaenyra when the time comes?

#alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent x rhaenyra #rhaenicent #rhaenyra x alicent #house of the dragon #hotd season 2 #im sorry the posters just looked so good next to each other and alicent looks like she's gazing at rhaenyra with worry #basically alicent had an epiphany after viserys died (him screaming about the chosen one crap didn't happen)#but her father already had the ball and floor moving for the crown and to overthrow rhaenyra #and alicent had a dream or prophecy that told her that the greens would destroy the entire kingdom and her family including their lineage #she tried to convince aegon to leave with her too but he was already drunk on power and not listening to her anymore #so she goes to find rhaenyra to play peacemaker and diplomat and reluctantly joins team red #but then aemond kills luke and things go to shit #helaena is then betrothed to jace to protect both her and her grandchildren #and she basically serves as rhaenyra's conscious and calm to her storm through the war #in the end daemon gets exiled after killing aemond and betraying rhaenyra's orders #otto is killed for treason and aegon forfeits the crown for his life #jace and helaena rule after rhaenyra one day passes and wives live happy together #it makes sense because I say it makes sense

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cemeterything · 19 days

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to be clear i don't ship them - honestly the thought makes my skin crawl - but i really hope that if shrue and VAL ever meet they have a divorced exes who use snark to poorly disguise how much they fucking Loathe each other dynamic, because there is something so psychosexually horrifying about their mutual boss using VAL to gaslight shrue into doubting the reality of their spouse and kids to the point of blowing up their entire life over it to me

#🐉#like. VAL has been cast into this role of the wicked woman who enthralled shrue with the illusion of their greatest desire by carson.#and theres just something so fascinating in a dark fairytale way about that to me #VAL might not even know about it either! the violation potentially goes both ways! carson is playing with them like dolls #i want them to team up and i want them to hate every second of it and be fantasising about doing horrible things to each other #the silt verses

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ohitslen · 10 months

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