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spectones · 2 months
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Who tryna get these w me^^
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xidiotgayboyx · 1 year
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sorry we turned your fiddler into pizza. yeah we cast a spell so now he- well he’s… he’s pizza is what im trying to say. he’s pizza on the roof now. im so sorry skyler.
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kylejsugarman · 30 days
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it always blows my mind when people are shocked by or even disbelieving of the fact that "breaking bad" is like a genuinely funny show with actual jokes and absurd situations. do they really think the most critically-acclaimed, popular show of all time got that way because its fucking miserable and dour and gritty The Whole Time
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Everyone in BrBa when they first meet Walt and Jesse: Man that Walt guy seems smart but he is in way over his head. We definitely can’t trust that annoying junkie partner of his
Everyone in BrBa within two seconds of actually getting to know Walt and Jesse: Jesse I packed you some gogurt and a note with your lunch :) Walter White is the worst thing that has ever happened to me
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simm-mouse · 9 months
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That's right, two in one day
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Here's a rough mini comic for y'all!
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ironinkpen · 1 year
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I just have a lot of Big Feelings about the fact that Leo and Raph, on their first Real Serious Missions as Leaders (the movie and Bug Busters, respectively), both mess up in almost identical ways
They both ignore their brother’s advice to be more cautious (Raph ignores Leo’s warnings about Big Mama, Leo ignores Raph’s warnings to take things more seriously), have to then be bailed out by said brother (Leo saves the team from being thrown into the Battle Nexus, Raph saves Leo from getting impaled), get Donnie and Mikey captured/almost killed (trapped in the Battle Nexus, crushed in the Turtle Tank), lose an important item to villains (the oozequitos and the key) that releases monsters into the world (the mutants and the Kraang), and nearly get their brother killed (Leo gets thrown off a skyscraper, Raph gets taken over by the Kraang).
But then they both own up to their mistakes, unlock their powers, and save each other. Raph throws himself off that roof right after Leo without even thinking of his own life, and Leo throws down his weapons knowing Kraang!Raph might kill him. Because they love each other, are willing to die for each other, and now get what it means to be responsible for the team’s lives after seeing just how easily they can lose each other.
Rise said “the only way to truly understand leadership is to almost kill the one guy who’s looking out for you” and it hits me hard every time
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snackugaki · 11 months
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now with more Keno and Irma
my tmnt au (where everyone made it past their 20s, splinter’s alive just old, venus is here, and they deserve some goddamn respite and shenanigans)
tmnt au part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6
tmnt au omake 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
lny visit 1 | 2
87 cartoon spoilers...maybe Secret of the Ooze spoilers, I don’t know which iterations the kids know about or caught up with honestly
my dumbass just now realizing I should’ve put Keno in a wolf cut as a shout out to Kuya Ernie’s righteous early 90s mullet
rewatching as an adult, they did Irma dirty in the 87 cartoon so I’m making her cool as fuck
which means I’m taking heeeavy inspo from Russian Doll’s Nadia as a base because Natasha Lyonne cool as fuck
she deserves
if you went through what 87 Irma did, becoming like Nadia seems like a natural character development tbh, another unflappable new yorker with the stuff to back it up
Keno primarily specializes in arnis, muay thai in that order
spars with Leo since they’re both, technically, dual wielders
also Donnie since they’re both stick wielders
jokes with Mikey she doesn’t need a chain because she doesn’t lose her weapons
still paying for stepping on Raph’s foot That One TIme (nod to SotO)
Irma likes moths, it’s Her Thing, her motif; a nod to the time she was mutated into a moth monster in 87
Keno dressed up as the third Bash Brother for a couple halloweens with Casey and Raph
Irma goes to April’s uncle’s restaurant for Christmas, Venus tags along if she’s in town 
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spinningbagel · 8 months
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Just hanging out after a long night of patrol.
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plantdewdrops · 16 days
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I need these April showers to stop; we’ve already had enough rain for May flowers and I wanna fire up the grill and pizza oven! my khaki shorts are laying sadly in the corner waiting for Summer to arrive
also the town is flooded and even up here on the hill the rainwater is seeping in through the foundation into my bathroom
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dougielombax · 25 days
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Some say the pizza is still on the roof to this day.
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swan2swan · 1 year
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I was Completely Unprepared, but I think I was moreso unprepared for the familiarity of a meme to hit me in the face.
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kylejsugarman · 8 months
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honestly i think jesse would respect walt more if he was there when walt vaulted that whole pizza onto his roof in one beautiful fluid motion. like sure it was a Classic Walt Tantrum but jesse isnt a natural hater. he has a poets soul. he would appreciate the artistry on display there
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acesammy · 1 year
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The funniest piece of continuity in breaking bad is when the writers decided to include a pizza place who’s gimmick is that they dont cut their pizza into slices and this is how Walt was able to throw that pizza on the roof
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blunderpuff · 5 months
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my mom hates the house, hates the neighborhood (can't walk to anything/have to get in the car for everything), can't find stuff she packed, doesn't have good places to put her stuff, her big desk doesn't fit in the "office alcove", the cat is days away from being put down and so he's clingy and sad...
MA'AM. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS DESPERATE TO MOVE. BUYING THIS HOUSE HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS SINCE JULY OF THIS YEAR. "MOVING" AS A CONCEPT HAS BEEN THE SUBTITLE OF MY LIFE FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS. YOU DO NOT GET TO BE A PISSY TODDLER NOW. THIS IS LITERALLY ALL YOUR DOING.
#the secret world of merry mac#and she keeps yelling at Arthur to leave her alone but he's fucking dying. he barely eats and he's cold and has balance issues#the poor cat is existing in his final week on this planet and she's just mad at him and taking it out on him#i have basically no furniture (none of it matched and so i didn't mind giving it away/selling it)#so that means my things are all shoved into precariously stacked boxes and i'm sleeping on an army cot#i'm depressed too!! i left a decent paying job doing something i really liked! i would have been fine moving to a different house in town!!#she wanted (1) trader joe's (2) kaiser permanente and (3) her own swimming pool#she got (1) trader joe's 2 freeways/30m drive away (2) no kaiser and (3) no pool#this is how we always move; my mom gets the itch and then we leave. it's not that she wants to move TO somwhere-- it's just AWAY from here#(wherever 'here' is)#so i spent my entire last paycheck on furniture that won't even be here for a week or more#i also hate the (brand new) fridge that came with the house. it's a side-by-side and it's simultaneously stupidly spacious#but also the space is used in such a stupid way that you can't even lay a frozen pizza flat on a freezer shelf#she also collects screws/nuts/bolts/nails/washers like a fucking magpie and so no two are the same#and she doesn't use the correct things for the job and she just put two ROOFING NAILS into the wall to hold a magnet board up#she sucks at home repair (made worse by the aforementioned WRONG TOOLS FOR THE JOB) and so everything is done#with extreme frustration and it turns out half-assed and looks bad#she doesn't wait and/or think about where she wants stuff to go so she's just spent the afternoon hanging things up badly#and the house is going to look like it was decorated by some clown who needs to hang every piece of art they own all at once#we have picture rails so we can swap artwork/photos according to mood/season/etc but no... she just puts EVERYTHING out all at once#anyway i'm so sad and tired and frustrated and angry and it feels really unfair to keep my mouth shut when she says 'i wish we never moved!
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froody · 2 years
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The Breaking Bad fandom has always been so fucking funny. It’s like “this is a show about a deeply flawed and toxic man who is terminally ill and has started cooking meth to support his family after his death” and everyone is like “I’m going to make ytps about it”.
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