EVERY EPISODE SO FAR THAT DOESNT END WITH “GOODNIGHT, NIGHT VALE. GOODNIGHT”
SO I finished the list today! This list includes any variation of the phrase, episodes where he just doesn’t say it although present, and episode where he doesn’t say it because he’s not present. I decided to mark colour code them as a result!
• variation, • no goodnight, • no Cecil
Before I start:
I did not include extra episodes like snippets from the lives shows and such.
For the quotes here I only took the final phrase. So anything that breaks the usual scheme like a lack of “stay tuned next” or any lengthy monologue about anything relating to the goodnight phrase, I didn’t quote
I’m thinking about making a video compilation later on but for now I DONT have the space to dowload all these episodes so this will do for now!
If I missed any, lmk!
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• 1 — Pilot
Good night, listeners. Good night.
• 2 — Glow Cloud
Good night, listeners. Good night.
• 3 — Station Management
Good night, Night Vale. And goodbye.
• 4 — PTA Meeting
Good night, listeners. Good night.
• 5 — The Shape in Grove Park
Good night, listeners. Good night.
• 6 — The Drawbridge
Buenas noches, Night Vale. Good night.
• 7 — History Week
And, from this moment in history, the one that’s happening right now, good night.
• 8 — The lights in Radon Canyon
It is a good night, listeners. Good night.
• 9 — “PYRAMID”
Speaking of the nighttime, I truly hope you have a good one, Night Vale. Goodnight.
• 10 — Feral Dogs
Get your sleep, Night Vale. And don’t forget to dream. Good Night.
• 14 — The Man in the Tan Jacket
Good night, Night Vale. Be alert, and write down everything you cannot comprehend. Until next time.
• 15 — Street Cleaning Day
Good night. Good night. Good night.
• 19B — The sandstorm
Kevin: Until next time, Desert Bluffs, Until next time.
• 46 — Parade day
And until next time, Good Night, Night Va- Hey. Hey. No. What are you-
• 47 — Company Picnic
Kevin: And, as always, until next time, Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area. Until next time.
• 49A — Old Oak Doors (Part A)
Listeners, there is someone knocking on my station door, which must mean…Carlos? Carlos, is that you? Come in, and welcome home, my sweet Car…
• 53 — The September Monologues
Well, that's it for the September Monologues. We've said so much. What more is there to say?
• 65 — Voicemails
Kevin: Until next time, Cecil. Until next time.
• 67 — [Best Of?]
Leonard Burton: And as always "See ya, Night Vale. See ya."
• 70A — Taking Off
Kevin: Until next time, new Desert Bluffs, until next time. Oh. Oh no. This is so sad. No. I don’t like this. I am sad. No. No.
• 85 — The April Monologues
And so we reach the end of the April Monologues. There is much that could be said. I will say none of it.
• 86 — Standing and Breathing
Good night, Night Vale. (Maybe lock those windows too.) Good night.
• 87 — The Trial of Hiram McDaniels
Good night. I guess.
• 88 — Things Fall Apart
Hello? [very faint breathing] Hello? [very faint breathing] Who is this? [distant dog bark]
• 89 — Who’s a good boy? (Part 1)
“I want nothing, Cecil. Nothing at all. And I will have it.” Huff huff huff. Huff huff Huff.
• 94 — All Right
All right Night Vale. Good night.
• 98 — Flight
Good night.
• 100 — Toast
Good night, Night Vale, and every person who can hear my voice. Good night.
• 101 — Guidelines for Retrieval
Happy purging, Night Vale. And goodnight.
• 104 — The Hierarchy of Angels
Good night, Night Vale. Josie was beautiful. And angels are real. Good night.
• 109 — A Story About Huntokar
Huntokar: Good night, my Night Vale. Good night.
• 111 — Summer 2017, Night Vale, USA
Good night, listeners. Good night.
• 113 — Niecelet
Any second now. Any second. Any... second.
• 120 — All Smiles’ Eve
Lauren: Good night, Kevin. And good night, Desert Bluffs Too.
Kevin: Good night.
• 128 — A Matter of Blood (Part 2)
Oh god, it’s here.
• 133 — Are You Sure?
Is this the first time you’ve heard me say this? Are you sure? Welcome to Night Vale.
• 135 — The Mudstone Abyss (Part 1)
Kevin: Until next time, Desert Bluffs, Until next time.
• 136 — The Mudstone Abyss (Part 2)
Charles: Kevin. I. Handlebar cereal, okay? Handlebar cereal.
VM: End of message.
• 137 — The Mudstone Abyss (Part 3)
Kevin: Until next time, Desert Bluffs, Until next time.
• 148 — The Broadcaster
Leonard Burton: And until tomorrow, "See ya, Night Vale. See ya."
• 156 — The Trouble with Time
Listeners. I must go. I must talk to my husband. We can be together forever, don’t you see? A new world awaits us in the future. I must talk to Carlos. I must.
• 157 — The Promise of Time
Kasper: Believe in a smiling god, buddy. Believe in a smiling god.
• 164 — The Faceless Old Woman (Live)
FOW: And I will be seeing you very, very… soon.
• 171 — Go To The Mirror?
Won’t you have a good night, Night Vale? Won’t you have a good night?
• 175 — The October Monologues
And as the leaves are done, so are the October Monologues. All that can be said has been said. And all that can be said will be said again.
• 177 — Bloody Laws, Bloody Claws: The Murder of Frank Chen
That about does it for me, Night Vale. That about does it for me.
• 195 — Silas the Thief (Part 1)
Silas: And my name is Silas. Not Khoshekh. Okay? Okay.
• 196 — Silas the Thief (Part 2)
And one I have to consider. Am I Khoshekh? I don’t know if I’m ready to admit that just yet.
• 199 — Guidelines for Retrieval
Happy hoarding, Night Vale. Goodnight.
• 200 — Susan Willman Comes Clean
Susan Willman: So let me begin. This is a story about Huntokar, said a voice on the radio. A voice you had never heard before, though she has been speaking to you your whole life.
• 203 — The Kareem Nazari Show
Kareem: Again, really sorry. Uh, so… Take care. I guess.
• 216 — The Ball Is Where The Win Is
Steve: You have already made me so proud
• 221 — The Glow Cloud, Explained
All Hail, Night Vale. All Hail.
• 227 — A Word With Dr. Jones
Lubelle: Show over, Night Vale. Show over.
• 230 — Carlos, Explained
Good night, my Night Vale restored. Good night.
• 237 — Frown Night
Kevin: Until next time, Desert Bluffs Too, Until next time.
• 239 — Sister Cities: Vermillion Falls
Frank Luna: Good evening, Vermillion Falls. Good evening.
• 240 — He Is Holding a Knife
He is holding a knife. He takes the knife, and sets it against the microphone cord. And with one smooth and easy motion, he cuts the co-
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Welcome Captain Anderson and First Officer Connor!
About a week and a half ago I came up with dbh civil aviation au, as I absolutely love jetliners. So I decided to combine both of my interests! :D
More details about the setting are under the cut!
In the 2020s, a new aerospace corporation emerged - “Cyberair”. Originally starting from light jet construction, but later in the 30s they introduced narrow-body aircraft to the production line, as the result of rapid growth and market expansion. However, throughout the years their idea remained the same: “Reliable and comprehensive automation”. Cyberair jets are everything, beyond what a modern aircraft can offer, and is capable of. Truly a creation of the 21st century.
The latest Cyberair venture – state of the art autopilot. Identical to humans in its appearance, yet so different in behaviour. It’s efficient, reliable and doesn’t make mistakes (almost. At least human ones). But to tell the truth, this development is expected – ever since the late 20s Cyberair started to slowly announce machine cabin crew, even gifting a unique RK200 air traffic controller model to the Detroit Metropolitan Airport.
Delta Air Lines received their own one-of-a-kind autopilot, a RK800 (FAA approved!) model. How? Well, something about the Cyberair CEO liking their service. After a few papers signed and a few hands shaken, Connor embarks on his first real flight as a First Officer.
No plane flies without a captain though, so Connor has company. And a superior. Even if machines are better than people in piloting the plane in almost every way, human ego and fear, maybe, can’t let them be in absolute control. “Uncanny valley” or something.
Captain Anderson is a highly experienced senior pilot at Delta. Most of his career he has been flying Airbus aircraft, piloting A350-900 in the later years. Although because of Connor working with him now he has to pilot Cyberair regional or light jets from time to time. Oh, those signed papers be damned… He misses his dear A350.
Their relationship had a rough start, with the captain calling Connor “an attempt of capitalism at stealing my job”. But Hank couldn’t help but warm up to the FO the more flight hours passed. There was something so… alive about him? No, in aviation you only trust your instrument panel, and here all of the facts loudly state that Connor is simply a RK800. This is definitely some Eliza effect shit.
Why is he so interested in the A380 then? Doesn’t he have all of the aeroplane data neatly stored in his head? What surprises Hank more is something akin to confusion on Connor’s face every time he gets overly excited about the giant of the skies. Maybe he’s surprised by his new-found interest, too. At least there’s something Hank can tell him about from the old days (ah, proud A380 pilot) during long transatlantic flights.
Fucking Eliza effect bullshit.
P.S. if you want to leave an ask about this au, please do! I get asks so rarely so I’m excited hahah. But you can ask literally anything else, too lol
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The Best News of Last Week - June 20, 2022
🏳️🌈 — Happy Pride Month! Let’s start this week with some great news coming from Tokyo.
1. Tokyo Passes Law to Recognize Same-Sex Partnerships
The Tokyo metropolitan government on Wednesday adopted legislation recognizing same-sex partnerships, which will extend some rights that apply to married heterosexual couples.
It also reflects changing attitudes toward the LGBT community. A poll by the Asahi newspaper last year found that 65 percent of voters nationwide supported same-sex marriage, up from 41 percent in 2015.
Japan is the only country in the G7 largest economies not to recognize same-sex marriages.
2. Extinct ‘fantastic giant tortoise’ found alive on the Galápagos Islands
Believed to be extinct for more than a century, a rare species of giant tortoise is in fact still alive.
Scientists assumed that the chelonoidis phantasticus had died out more than a century ago. The only known specimen was discovered in 1906. But in 2019, Princeton researchers discovered a lone female tortoise on the island that hinted that the species might live on. Last week, they finally proved that the two specimens are related.
3. Groundbreaking treatment for HIV/AIDS developed by research team ‘with just a single vaccine dose’
People with AIDS might soon have the option to be treated with just a single vaccine dose, according to a new study from Tel Aviv University that shows the potential impact of a new and unique AIDS/HIV treatment. The peer-reviewed study was led by Dr. Adi Barzel and PhD student Alessio Nehmad.
The goal of the research team was to genetically engineer type B white blood cells inside the body of a person with AIDS. Once modified, the blood cells would be able to secrete neutralizing antibodies against the HIV virus responsible for AIDS, eradicating it from the patient’s body.
4. Rare sun bears rescued from animal traffickers get health checkup
Heartwarming footage shows how two rare bears that were poached as cubs by animal traffickers were given a thorough health checkup.
“Sun Bears Bopha and Jamran are former victims of the illegal wildlife trade, but found their forever homes at Perth Zoo after being rescued by Free the Bears.”
5. The New York Public Library is giving away 500,000 books for free for keeps
The library is giving away 500,000 books for free to kids, teens and families at all of its branch locations in an effort to help folks build their at-home libraries “and strength the city’s ecosystem of learning,”
All you really have to do to get your hands on some copies is to show up at your neighborhood library and use your card — or sign up for one.
6. Alaska Airlines flight attendant proposes to pilot girlfriend on Pride-themed plane
Veronica Rojas, a flight attendant for Alaska Airlines, surprised her girlfriend with an unforgettable wedding proposal on a flight to Los Angeles. During the flight, Rojas got down on one knee and in true flight attendant-fashion, used the PA system to propose to Moncayo.
7. Disabled teen completes 84-mile trek of Hadrian’s Wall in wheelchair
Plucky youngster Brynn Hauxwell, 17, who has autism, ADHD, severe asthma, and fixed ankle contractures, took on the historic trail on the border between England and Scotland as part of a charity challenge.
The arduous journey saw Brynn and his team traveling around eight to nine miles a day and at times going as slow as one mile an hour. The resilient teen has raised over $13,000 for Ability Shetland, a charity that supports disabled people to unlock their full potential in all areas of life, and which also provided the mountain trike for the expedition.
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