the thinker is thinking thoughts
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*researches guns, how to jam a wireless signal, and best places to dump a body*
*immediately after googles "tips for writing a fictional murder mystery for writers of books that are 100% fiction"*
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i’m just ken being nominated for best original song at the oscars is actually hilarious
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love for love’s sake really said, “get in loser, we’re gonna make the unloved side character HAPPY” and they have all my respect for that
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God I hate gartic phone so much
Why do I keep making these lmao
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So I was doing my dailies in LaDS while in the break room at work and…
……………I’m—
Yes Sir, right away, Sir 😳
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