the absolute freudian nightmare that is petyr and sansa's dynamic. he is obsessed with her because she's like a young version of the woman he loved while also viewing her as the daughter that could've been his, but the cherry on top is him making her call herself alayne which is the name of his own mother. meanwhile sansa is forced to accept petyr as her father whilst having to endure him sexually pestering her on a daily basis. radioactive levels of creepiness over here.
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imagine being 11 years old at the westerosi equivalent of a football game and ur moms estranged adopted brother comes up to you, tells you he wanted to fuck ur mom, strokes ur cheek, and then leaves
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sansa slaying the giant
painting study of ‘Judith with the Head of Holofernes’ by Cristofano Allori
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your only two gay friends fighting on a school morning after spotting each other from 0.5 miles away
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"I understand you knew my brother Brandon as well." Is still the funniest thing Ned Stark could've said the first time he ever met Petyr Baelish. Like, an utterly humiliating moment where he was given a large scar after laughably losing horrendously to Brandon in a duel over a woman that Ned is now married too. And his first words to him are "lmao remember my brother I bet you do"
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