Yesterday-

My very nice wonderful friend - hey!! I got you a cinnamon roll in because Passover ends tonight! (Hands me a Tupperware box). Just like you did for me and Iftar!

Me- thank you!! I love you!!! (Grips her shoulder.) you own this cinnamon roll until sundown tonight. Do you understand?

Friend- what?

Me- this cinnamon roll, in all technicalities, is in your possession until then. Then, I’ll Venmo you a penny to buy them. Are we in agreement ?

Friend- of course

Me- thankyouiloveyousomuch.

hey, don't cry, matzos with soft fresh goat cheese, okay?

me immediately after passover: oh my god I love bread so much I literally have never tasted bread this good in my entire life all bread is god tier like I will never have bread this good ever again

also me, literally every single other day of the year: oh my god I love bread so much I literally have never tasted bread this good in my entire life all bread is god tier like I will never have bread this good ever again

Happy Chag Sameach and Pesach Jewish babes, you better enjoy it.

That first bite of pasta after going through withdrawals for 8 days gave me the biggest high I feel so alive!

It is almost 3am and my house is finally kashered for Pesach. Not a whisper of chametz to be found. I FEEL SO FREE 🥳

easter and passover coinciding is making me think about interreligious steddie having to juggle holidays: Steve always makes a whole schedule of family visits and all the necessary preparations and Eddie hates that even on their days off they have to get up at 6am for that g’ddamn holiday marathon.

Easter brunch with Dustin’s mom, shul and seder meal with Wayne, church service with Steve’s parents, Pesach celebration at the Byers, egg hunt with the party... It’s all fucking exhausting and they kinda need extra days off to recover from their actual holidays, but neither of them want the other to cut back on their family traditions. And at the end of the day, they love getting to share in one another’s heritage and rituals. But their favorite ritual has got to be their very own “ninth day of Pesach,” when they finally get to sleep in and spend the whole day with just the two of them, doing exactly nothing except stuffing themselves with leftover Passoveaster food while listening to old records in their sweatpants.

I really really appreciate your pesach recipe round-up, thank you for your service to menu makers everywhere! חַג כָּשֵׁר וְשָׂמֵחַ

Thank you, nony! Chag kasher v'sameach to you too, and to everybody else out there celebrating this year.

(And for everyone not sure what this is about: The Pesach Recipe Roundup is a post of kosher-for-Pesach recipes that I made some years ago, and keep adding to.)

even my weather app knows that passover starts tonight…

99.96 percent of the year when I go to a museum: oh my gosh! Egyptian artefacts . What a complex society. Love their things with cats!

Me in the two week lead up to Pesach, staring daggers at random pharaoh 8,789’s bust, gripping the visitor’s guide in my hand: oh you fuckers.

"Losing control together. What about it, Tara? After all this time, maybe we should undress—" "We're late." BOSTON LEGAL 1.05 "An Eye for an Eye"

Turns out it's hard to take a proper picture of the top of a 12 foot giant skeleton.

The Jewish experience is eating pizza, knowing that this is my last meal until tomorrow night.

This year’s Seder is going to well so far! Last year I didn’t even participate because I had a breakdown and had to go home from our friends’s house, now I feel like I can actually enjoy my favourite festival. Sometimes it’s hard to see how far you’ve come, but when you do it’s amazing. Mental disorders are a bitch because you’ll never permanently recover and things absolutely will get rough again, but the point of recovery isn’t to never struggle with your illness again— the point is to build up coping strategies, it’s to get the help you need, it’s to figure out how to live with something that you’re going to have with the rest of your life. And it’s about things getting better, it’s about things getting so much better

‏חג שמח ‏כולם ♥️

Being Jewish: a two person household getting a 5Lb box of matzo crackers and eating them all over the eight day time span of Pesach festival.