Being a convert new to Judaism is going through every new holiday- "THIS is my favorite one. Okay no, THIS is the best day ever! Wow- this one!? unmatched!! But shabbat- immaculate!"

Just constantly new experiences and each one is so full of things that make my soul sing.

remember guys, not everyone celebrates hanukkah! it's important to acknowledge those who choose to believe differently than we do. remember, the christian holiday of christmas (pronounced KRIS-moss because the T is silent, it's not that hard) doesn't fall on hanukkah every year. christians actually celebrate on december 18th!

chag christmas sameach to those who celebrate 🥰🥰🥰

Other Jews: *clever Jewish humor based on thousands of years of culture and history*

Me: We the Jeople (Jewish people),

The Jewish samurai swiftly picks up the shamash then places it back down in one smooth motion

two seconds later the rest of the candles on the menorah all ignite in a clean line

As someone who grew up on Sound of Music, Fiddler on the Roof, Cabaret & Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

I wouldve expected the rise of antisemitism, hatred and fascism to have WAY more musical numbers.

*clears throat, stands up*

You guys, Passover is in a week, and my kitchen is a cha-mess!!

*sits back down* Thank you. That will be all.

East Coast USA Jews gang where are you at

[id in alt]

Found this gem on Reddit

SHABBAT SHALOM TO ALL THE BITCHES, BROS AND NON-BINARY HOES

How I want to fight my professors who don't respond to my numerous emails about needing an extension for papers because of my disability and Passover celebrations :

pre-passover shtick appeared on the walls. as of yet no one has claimed responsibility. i feel like im in the office (but jewish)

Jews HAVE been to the year 3000. That was 2,783 years ago for us. It’s a skill issue, Jonas Brothers.

Wishing you all a sweet 5783