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suiheisen · 8 months

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“we haven’t done this in a while”... sid and army have 100 hundred percent explored each other's bodies

#do you think they explored each other’s bodies before or after army crushed sid’s nuts and rendered him sterile forever #sidney crosby #colby armstrong #pittsburgh penguins

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pinkd3mon · 7 months

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Bandee is the favorite son (actually is Kirby but it's a secret)

Day 6 of drawing kirby shitpost for every day of October

Bonus old sketch:

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #hoshi no kirby #king dedede #meta knight #bandana waddle dee #most of the shitposts from now on are probably going to be about dedede and Kirby #i just like their relationship very much #dedede actually loves Kirby so much #have you ever thought about the fact that Kirby will outlive Dedede by probably a fucking lot #maybe that would be the time Kirby learns about the concept of death for the first time #i think about them a lot #you know how gay penguins adopt eggs that are abandoned by their parents #dedede is that gay penguin #and Kirby is his adopted egg #and Kirby's parents are the concept of chaos itself so maybe it didn't have a choice #I'm not sure where Bandana enters the equation #specially because i see Bandana as having a childhood crush on dedede so being his dad would be weird #my hc is that waddle dees are lowkey hivemind-like and all waddle dees go through a phase where they have a crush on dedede #and bandana has trained himself to be more resistant to everyone's combined feelings #the burden of being the representative of waddle dees

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witchlingsandwyverns · 11 months

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My life was a storm, since I was born How could I fear any hurricane? If someone asked me at the end I'll tell them put me back in it Darling, I would do it again, If I could hold you for a minute

- Hozier, "Francesca" (X)

I did it! I finished a mermay before the end of May!!!!

#pearls instead of a white ribbon #hes a fisherman or man maybe a pearl diver #little does he know shes been leaving the best pearls for him to find #he swears she knows where the nets are AND YET #shes scheming for his attention #do you think pearls are for mermaids what pebbles are for penguins?#she gifts him this biggest one #she finds and she had to fight for it so like part proposal part trophy #he tells her he cant take it its too much #shes crushed and he immediately feels awful she looks so dejected #he takes it and sells it to buy her a private beach where they can meet maybe even build a place just for them #idk this got outta hand

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paranormalcryptid · 1 year

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Edward Nygma is such a slut, anyone solves his riddles and he is on his knees with a ring

#nygmobblepot #riddlebird #ed nygma #edward nygma #gotham #the riddler #gotham 2014 #gotham series #lee thompkins #the penguin #oswald cobblepot #the doc #definitely Jim Gordon #he has a crush on litteraly everyone

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puppyeared · 4 months

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I play animal jam :]

thank u for your input tumblr user majachee. sadly i have never played animal jam and im a disgrace to the furry community

#IM SORRY FURRIES #you would think im the spitting image of a budding furry at the tender age of 12 considering my borderline fascination/crush on werewolves #I DIDNT EVEN PLAY TOONTOWN. i played that obscure kung fu panda mmo that got shut down and club penguin #i remember movie star planet and that really old baby bottle pop mmo that isnt even listed on wikipedia i have to wonder if it was real #but i never actually played it.. i think i played habbo at some point poptropica and made a few attempts to make a moshi monster #actually now that i think about it i would consider myself sort of a furry but im really bad at it #ask #answered #yapping #i didnt even play maplestory or anything it was just club penguin and i fucking ruled at ice fishing

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lustfulcat · 1 year

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BL Christmas Art that makes our holidays even more sexy!

#killer crush #eresemo #Finder #Finder series #yamane ayano #roses and champagne #Fat and Zig #The Ghost's Nocturne #c r Jade #Haunted By Desire #Penguin

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reclusivesapphire · 1 year

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What’s your headcannons on shellington (I think I spelled his name wrong)

Here are some of my Shellington headcanons! (Yeah, you spelled it right :)) Some of these are from other miscellaneous headcanons posts I’ve done in the past, and others are new.

* If Shellington were human, he’d be one of those tall, lanky brunette dudes. You know the type.

* He/they pronouns.

* He’s an Earth sign, likely a Taurus or a Virgo.

* Sleeps on a waterbed (if he ever sleeps anywhere other than his desk, lmao), since, as an otter, he used to sleep on the water back at home.

* Bands I think he’d listen to: Green Day, Radiohead, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, etc. I think he’d like music from the 90’s - early 2000’s in general, mainly grunge.

* Autistic. That’s it, that’s the whole bullet point.

* There is nothing anyone can say to convince me that this man has a driver’s license. (If he does, it should be revoked.) My guess is that he was so focused on studying marine biology that he kept putting off getting driving lessons, and he just never got around to it.

* Remember that tumblr post that was like, “scientists can get away with doing really weird shit because they’re scientists”? That’s probably why no one addresses the fact that he eats KELP CAKES WITH HOT SAUCE. The crew is probably like “yeah it’s weird but he discovered a new species, let him be”

* Him and Pearl have dressed up as Dipper and Mabel for Halloween before! It was absolutely Shellington’s idea.

* I feel like he’d be a Gravity Falls fan in general. He’d have a lot of fun deciphering the cryptograms, both in the show and in Journal 3. I don’t have a particular reason for this headcanon, it’s purely based on Vibes.

* His allergy to sea urchins probably played at least a part in him becoming a marine biologist. Since he couldn’t help the ocean’s ecosystem by keeping the sea urchin population down like most sea otters, that probably led him to wanting to do so in another way.

* This last one isn’t a headcanon, but before it was revealed he was an otter, I genuinely thought he was a brown bear.

#octonauts #captain barnacles #peso penguin #kwazii #dashi dog #tweak bunny #shellington #professor inkling #fun fact #when I was younger I had a FAT crush on Shellington #i don’t know why #maybe eight year old me was into nerds idk #im over it now #just in case anyone was wondering

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goaliekisses · 2 years

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Have you seen that Johnny Weir is back to thirsting over Sid? 😳👌🏽

oh my god laughing. for background, in 2018 johnny went down a thirst spiral starting with this:

then he started… researching sid and posting about him on instagram and twitter (also he went through the 87foundation insta and started liking ancient photos)