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#peaky blinders shitpost
rysko · 1 month
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This, but as Peaky Blinders
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did this instead of going to sleep, bon apetit
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graveyard---dolly · 4 months
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Welcome to the Peaky Blinders fandom (EDITED)
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red-write-hand · 6 months
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QUICK. DROP EVERYTHING. NEW HEADCANON DROPPED.
Shelby siblings’ favorite video games:
Tommy: Lego Star Wars: My man has completed the entire game and can now play it with his eyes shut. My boy knows where every mini kit and character icon is. He can dictate how to complete every stage to a very sick John. He owns every copy of the game (after the Wii version) and knows every strat imaginable. He’s competitive even when it comes to this. It s a really bad idea to play this with him if he’s playing through his favorite episodes (obviously Empire Strikes back and Revenge of the Sith), he will get waaaay to into it. (He’s also totally memorized every voice line)
John: FNAF: This man can get through anything, he has such a short attention span and he adores jumpscares so this is literally his favorite game ever. he would also totally be part of the fandom like, sir is arguing over the lore on the daily. this man picks apart every frame. he knows every reference, every detail, every little easter egg. he can complete ultimate custom night on the hardest settings without really paying attention. he hums Living Tombstone around his kids, Esme's ring tone for him is the "hor hor hor hor hor hor, hor hor hor hor, hor hor hor hor"
Arthur: Super Smash Bros (any version): its a healthier way to work through his anger. he has played this for over 10,000 hours by now. no one can stop him. he's become to powerful. not even tommy can stop him. (absolutely a incineroar main)
Ada: Literally any Legend of Zelda game: She would totally play these in her spare time and she knows how to fight every boss but also she has an inhuman amount of hours on both Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom. Miss girl blows her money on these the day the release and she can speed run like no one's business. she absolutely had those encyclopedias that tell you all about the lore. the way that she deals with tommy's shit sometimes is to get him to play Legend of Zelda with her. she knows all the soundtrack and has the most massive playlist of it on her phone
Finn: Final Fantasy or Metal Gear Solid: This tiny little boy would absolutely be playing these religiously. he has tried to explain it his siblings but not even ada, who plays zelda, gets it. "Like what? guys its not that hard, [insert the weirdest sentence about the metal gear solid canon you can think of], see that's easy right?" Tommy got him the reunion of Final Fantasy 7 and it looked like he was in church during the theme song. finn once brought his switch on a trip and tommy passes by him playing FF7 and he just kinda blinked because finn was pouring over it and so intently playing. all the rest of the shelby siblings collectively shrug. finn hums both themes (the final fantasy one and metal gear) as much as possible around his siblings
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Coming soon, my thesis on connecting Michael Gray to Olivia Rodrigo’s Sour Album....
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suykotzuly · 9 months
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The Hazbin Hotel fandom trying to hold together despite shipp differences:
Respect the shipp of others, but do not tolerate the intolerable:)
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noah-shin · 1 year
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Okay, listen
Just imagine one day Finn was walking when he saw yn in the streets. He was very mesmerized by her .... beauty and went to walk at the same time from that day. Everyday he saw her roaming there. So one he gathered his courage and actually talked to her. Yn gave him her address, wrote something in a paper and gave it to him and went away. Now Finn is in trouble cz he can't fucking read!!!! And he doesn't want his bro's to know about her either.
So he actually got everything but still got nothing
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agentidiot · 17 days
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no but hear me out. alfie/tommy/luca.
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troythecatfish · 5 months
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thepariahcontinuum · 2 months
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There will be no bitching to management.
Pranks do not get higher priority than actual work, we do not bring management down on each other because of missed targets because we were too busy fucking around.
The ten minute clean down period at the end of a shift is a safe-zone, furthermore any outstanding pranks that have not landed by that point have to be disclosed....Nobody wants to start a shift with their gloves already greased.
You can set up a prank elsewhere on lunch break, but pranking people in the canteen is off limits.
Peoples' lockers, food and safety glasses are off limits.
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Okay but imagine the 2024 descendants of the Shelby family.
Like. Imagine opening tiktok and there’s some ex-contestant from Love Island talking about how her “great-great-great grandad was a proper gangster,” back in the ‘20a
“Put a finger down if you just found an old cap with razor blades in it that your gran says used to be her daddy‘s.”
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rysko · 19 days
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Textposts! Get your peaky textposts!!!
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graveyard---dolly · 3 months
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Being a Tommy/Alfie shipper who minds their own business while Tommy/Grace and Tommy/Lizzie shippers are slaughtering each other 24/7 be like:
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pulquedeguayaba · 10 months
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spooked-guardian · 11 months
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“another day another migraine”
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admiralbuttcheek · 3 months
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This is what happens when I drink caffeine during a hyperfixation
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sansaorgana · 2 years
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female characters that have been created to be hated but ended up being stanned by me: The Collection™
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