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dearemmett · 10 months

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Dad? Is it really you? I don't know if you remember me, but I remember you

It is! I've changed @ so many times by this point ;3; But yes, it is in fact me~ (life updates under the cut, where I've been, what my plans are, etc)

TLDR; I left Tumblr for quite some time, as I made changes to my life and dealt with everything else. I'm finally on anti-depressants and trying to get back into the art grind.

But to fully update you all, I went to a really bad place mentally. I didn't want to keep going or do anything. The pandemic made things inherently worse as I was kept inside with nothing to do. I turned to streaming, but there's only so much that can do for me. I had a fight with my mom, moved out and to another state to live with friends, where I barely left the house, barely went outside. I was chronically online (Twitter mostly), and without a job, I had nothing to distract me at all. There weren't even any sidewalks where I was, so I wasn't able to walk anywhere. Shoutout to my friend Aimee for taking me Pokemon hunting or buying me gifts because it boosted my mood a bit.

My physical health also tanked. I do not have a single tooth that is not decaying and/or broken. I dealt with a few UTIs, and since I had no insurance, I had to deal with it by myself, that led to a kidney infection. I was in pain for a whole month. My knee is fucked up because I slept on a tiny couch. My sensory issues have gotten worse. My eyesight has also gotten worse. Apparently I'm also allergic to animals, so that explains why my breathing and allergies were super bad while living with my friends.

Another thing that tanked my mood were the gacha games. I got into Genshin, and lets just say the RNG hates me. I'd get increasingly frustrated and upset at having to pull till damn near hard pity, or losing 50/50s, seeing everyone have this amazing luck, that it was depressing. This one's no one's fault but my own, of course.

Now, though, I'm back in with my mom. She's a hell of a lot more understanding, I think, or at the very least we came to an understanding. She still struggles with my being trans, but we're working on it. My dad calls me Q, or Cubone (q-bone, get it?). I'm still struggling to find a job, and so I stream every night on Twitch, as well as having art commissions open. I also have a Ko-fi. As I stated, I'm on anti-depressants now, after so many years of being without, on the max dosage of Lexipro. We're in an AirBNB right now, as my dad was transferred up here, and is going to get transferred again at the end of summer, so moving isn't done yet.

All in all, things are (hopefully) getting better. The Pasta Mafia is still here, it's just changed shape. My current community molded it a little bit, so it has lore now, blah blah. You can find the blog here at @slimesyndicate, and I plan on posting shenanigans when I finally get the chance. Other than that, here is all the places you'll be able to find me! :) I do plan on coming back to Tumblr, slowly but surely. I miss it here. It's mostly still just going to be binges here and there for the time being.

For those who are still from the glory days of the Pasta Mafia, please know that I've remembered you and keep you in my heart to this day.

I love every single one of you <3

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#quebs art #ask blog #answered ask #pasta dad #pasta dad lives #pasta mafia #pasta mafia forever

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agawilder · 11 days

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The moment when u suddenly click a filter on your work and it looks better than org (0_--)

She belives in pasta monster from now on i guess... I think its the italian filter making ppl so hot

#digital art #art #digital painting #fanart #life is strange #life is strange fanart #chloe lis #chloe price #chloe price on drugs #yes i think the pasta mafia got her #amberprice #Chloe price being hot just like a heated up spagethii from walmart

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stupid-sloot-headcanons · 4 months

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Also as much as I like mob films and series, the romanticization of the mafia today is annoying American Nonsense at its finest. Like when I see Mafia AU fics I just become a cynical bastard and wonder "oh, cool, can't wait for the next fanfic trend to be Mexican Drug Cartel AUs"

#when you grow up in the Pizza Pasta Force you know the history of ppl who were ruined by the mafia #immigrants being used for slave labor #children being murdered and put in barrels of acid to stop their parents from testifying #sloot bitches about things #that specific romantic view of the mafia is solely an American thing. and the families and histories of Italian vs Italian American mobs are #also very different. i can absolutely see why other Italians find mob films and shows and media offensive

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mooncurses · 2 months

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If you are white american and you talk about Italo-American heritage as if it's some sort of joke I'm gonna spit in your face btw

#learn your fucking history #you dont get to call yourself antiracist when you mock my culture and people and ignore the fact #that for a long time Italian immigrants have been considered not white enough to escape apartheid and white supremacy #yeah make all the pasta and mafia jokes that you want but stop acting as if they are not problematic in the least when coming from you #italy #us americans

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cyanidesymphoniesxylophones · 1 year

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Mafia tumblr pls add me to your ranks i have knowledge of several chemical compounds you would be interested in

#mafia #mafioso #the chemical is pasta sauce #i know how to make pasta sauce #from scratch #and also a bunch of poisons but mostly pasta sauce #please mafia people hire me to be the saucier of your entire catering gig

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strawbs-screaming · 6 months

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I want to make an addition from the person who said Pizza Pasta is Little Mac’s uncle: Mad Clown is Little Mac’s other uncle and they’re just absolutely unhinged batshit crazy but genuinely funny guys (they’re your stereotypical Italian uncles)

i like how Mac's family tree is full of batshit insane people and i agree & will make an addition: Mac has a aunt thats also batshit insane (his family tree is just fucked basically i love it)

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mchiti · 1 year

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I've seen a tweet of ariana grande's brother becoming an italian citizen. And all I could think of is that I applied for citizenship when I turned 18 and finally got it two years ago at the age of almost 23. 5 years of paying fees, of going to Morocco three times bc we were missing documents, of having appointments postponed endlessly, of being treated like shit by authorities. And I was born here and I speak italian and we payes taxes here. but hey if you have italian grandparents and great-grandparents and you are a white american it's all good.

#this country can sink for all I care #and europe #and US too #sick of ppl with italian origins in the world getting citizenship easily and I had to beg for it like #like they were doing me a favour #the same day I got mine there was a italo-brazilian girl who of course wanted the eu passport #words spoken in italian: 10 #ciao pasta pizza mandolino mafia amore maccheroni versace spaghetti parmigiano #like im sorry this rich american CAN VOTE NOW?#HE DOESN'T SPEAK A WORD OF ITALIAN I HAVE FRIENDS WHO STILL CANNOT VOTE AFTER GROWING UP HERE #we're only good for paying taxes #fuck you for real

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tentacles-n-vodka · 1 year

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I got technical pens and tried traditional inking.

Charles offers you roses, do you accept?

#eldritch #eldritch horror #cartoon #cartoon strips #cartoonist #comic strips #anime #comic #comic strip #eldritch comic #mafia #inking #ink #slender oc #slenderverse #creepy pasta

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bluastro-yellow · 11 months

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how has it never occurred to me that Roberto Spada has a fucking facebook and Instagram profile??? I love modern times

(Context: Roberto Spada is a member of the infamous clan Spada, in short a mafia family, and has become famous for headbutting a journalist)

#TIKTOK TOO #mafia not as in the sicilian mafia #but like the whole clan is in drug business and killing and are loan sharks and control the local social housing buildings etc.#they're also friends of the neofascist casapound party which is weird bc they're sinti but shit people stick together or something idk #I recognize their garden...#poor kids growing up with these shit role models...#pizza pasta e mandolino #pointless microblogging #italy

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paranormal-pal · 1 year

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Re reading the pasta turtle mafia lore and. I just.

#pasta turtle mafia #pasta turtle mafia lore

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daily-whistlepaw · 1 year

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daily Whistlepaw until ze becomes PoV day 868

Whis at the party I was at lats night

#warrior cats #whistlepaw #windclan #medicine cat apprentice #Yeah we got pasta at the thing #Fucking pasta #Because the theme was Mafia

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tewwor-aaa · 2 years

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independent, private & highly selective multimuse ft. ocs & canons from ne.tflix’s my name & vinc.enzo, greek mythology & more .

––– dragged by ro

#indie rp #supernatural rp #horror rp #crime rp #oc rp #video game rp #mythology rp #⁺˚*･༓☾　ooo aaa eee vowels — promo ⊹.｡*ﾟ #// i mention the corn pasta mafia for the off chance i do.. get the vibes again #// theyre just.. a secret on my roaster rn shhhhhh #// but also hi hello im hoping to be somewhat... present here soon. ish. I MISS YALL

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alas-i-cannot-sim · 2 years

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Thankfully Frankie Fusilli was a lot less creepy than Tristan was and just wanted to get a ghost-less sleep.

#Adventures with Indi #Indi Crush #Frankie Fusilli #He's named after pasta.. Cause he's a Mafia boss.. Get it? Ah-ha.. ha..

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omgchristinaredford-blog · 2 years

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here's the demanded Macaroni & Cheese psychotics

I once wrote a movie named "Maccaroni"). >>>

It's about - a family; as, many of My Movies Are.

In the Movie, the family- is Mafia., gangMembers}-]). ... - they, loose Control; when, Someone... makes (too much)] - maccaroni. - -> ... (one day)]. the Family, hence; the name[of (the film)] is... ITALIAN.

- what happens?; the brother ([oŁdest])-: gets in Trouble. : here's how it goes ;

the younger brother {youngest} - gets arrested. The Oldest {brother} goes to bail him out. And... ; they kill them all.

The Story advances//covers/&/Procedes through the Trial Tribulation of the Masterpiece is it ; to kill.

The Mother ; the brother : the Father > the sister >>><<]: the Life. the life of the mafia ☆ one heart, ; one Soul : one guy. One Problem

- no one makes it out alive ; as in Most of my Movies. : typically they all Die, However in This, many/most/they (in fact ; the family [just]) ;:]; survive. -> in this film ; a Triumph, an Inspiration ; a symphony * of blood, gore, & Death :><]: waiting, for You :; just, Around, the Back-bended Crooked corner- the Bend, the Turn, the ROAD : the corner. heads up ; around - the corner. ...

For the Love of GOD ; you'll pray to God. just like them : the family,...; Catholic. devout, without you

- ☆☆☆ ☆ - ☆☆☆☆ ->] ☆☆☆☆☆

that's right, ; it's about Catholics. Italian Catholics.

Murdering Mafia - ☆ : ♡ ->>> with, Love •

♡"don't kill the mafia" -> -> -> "it'll kill you" ... ♡•]!

•••♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡☆☆☆♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡•••

I'm not the one who asked for Macaroni. it was, someone else. Now ; see how they Like it.

: will UpDate ☆

It's Mexican Macaroni {Maccaroni} ; this one°•|].~(☆...¿¡!...?!;!!!...^!^^^🖐!:...¡...)>]good job😉... gøōđ-jöűĕb!!!¡]😘💋👄]😉... bye° bye•: 4Ñø×wú}🤝... "friends" : 🤣 ha ha ha ha ha > łűüůųūôõù:v>>>]ů.😗🤪😝😜😛😋😶😐🙄😶😶😶...🤮 [😕]=🤨

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☆☆☆☆☆》》》•《《《☆☆☆☆☆]..... ... ... ¡... !... :

This is : Macaroni & Cheese (you asked for it)

Macaroni ; 3 kinds

Spices ; tomatoe sauce : w/cheese {4}; mix

Beans ; black

Tomatoes ; diced

Corn : Popped

- onion - dried

Basil, Orgegano, parsley ; chillie, onion, paprika

- garlic ; asian Chillie sauce

Tuna.

☆ sriracha : noodles ; vegetable oil ☆

+ Love {Mexican Love} ☆☆☆ "éñjôý" ☆☆☆

*just Say lol ; and Move øñ* ) enjoy ☆ 😉

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fazcinatingblog · 1 month

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There's an Italian festival of comedy at the MICF omg but it's in Thornbury 🥺 like not even next door to Fasolo pizza but like 42 minute walk from Fasolo pizza this is so unfair I want to see Italian comedy

#what would Italian comedy even be like #imagine how cool they'd be #they stand up there like 'just bought a Ferrari it's awesome'#'so I've got two kids a boy and a girl and panettony just started primary school and mozzarella is in kinder and'#they bring Faz on as one of the acts #he's like out of breath and covered in tomatoes and #'getting from my pizza joint to here was harder than hill sprints at Carlton' he begins #'you know you're Italian when you've got three wives - one's for cooking one's for cleaning & third is eating everything and making a mess'#All the stories from Italian comedians are basically mafia stories #every story starts with 'okay don't let this get out but this guy asked us for a favour---'#if it's not mafia related then it's pizza or pasta or plumbing or

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bisquid · 10 months

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Wait wait you can't just drop that off and not elaborate. What do you mean is there a mafia presence in Wales?? Please spill, what things did you notice??

Okay so bearing in mind that I have ADHD and Chronic Terrible Observational Skills:

I am in Cardiff

For a concert I am attending solo

Doors open at 5

4:15 ish I go 'hmm I should eat something'

Cardiff is - unsurprisingly, being tiny and yet home to FOUR concert venues - Very Busy

Find McDonald's

McDonald's is very full. I recall my last concert related McDick's experience, and promptly bounce

Directly across the street

Is an Italian restaurant

It looks closed but fuckit maybe I can beg for like. Bread or some shit

Go over

Am immediately pounced upon by the hitherto unnoticed chain-smoking woman hanging out by the door mostly hidden by a potted ficus(?)

"I was wondering if you were open and if-" "yes yes we are open what would you like?" (strongish Italian accent)

Inside restaurant is Deserted

Explain that I'm sort of in a rush, am assured it's fine

Order chicken milanese which is generally a pasta dish with a breaded chicken component

Am led to seat nearish the front and promptly provided with a pint of coke in a glass tankard

Am then provided with a front row seat to an absolutely incomprehensible series of people entering and exiting (and in one case walking directly into) the door to what I can only presume is the kitchen

Starting with the guy who had been sitting at a table chain-smoking over a pile of papers

I counted at least three people exiting at least twice without actually entering in between

Am finally brought food

It is a breaded, butterflied chicken breast approximately the size of my face and a small pile of pasta approximately the size of my fist

It is all delicious

Chain-smoking papers man reappears, now wearing a chef's apron labcoat thing

Go up to pay, chain-smoking ficus lady is now having a very loud argument in a language I did not recognise but was not Italian Welsh English French russian Gaelic or Spanish

She sees me, says, and I quote 'ah little girl lost, one moment' and promptly hangs up

I am 27 and only nominally female

I am not remotely lost

She charges me for the pint of coke but not the food

I try to point out that she hasn't charged me for the food

'do you want to pay for the food?'

'.... Not if I don't have to?'

'good'

I leave. The door is now full of half a dozen very tall very Italian men and one absolutely adorable cocker spaniel

I ask if I can pet the dog (I have my priorities straight okay)

I am allowed to pet the dog. The dog and I are now best friends

The dog lead holder asks me in extremely accented but impeccably correct English if I had enjoyed the food

'yeah it was great!'

Everyone laughs a bit

I smile and pet the dog and realise I'm now late for the concert and hurry off

I see a post on Tumblr about mob fronts and several connections are made in my brain all at once

#i have impeccable observational skills #but only in hindsight #or if it's wildlife

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