Has anyone posted the video footage of the Meghans DRIVER blocking NYC streets?

OPLaura Poirot

*Start of video** "A police interaction in New York because of Harry and Meghan and their driver who was, allegedly, blocking the street to shoo the paparazzi away. Harry's motorcade blocked a street in Manhattan."

There are a total of four black SUV's on the move & the driver might not know that you need express permission from the city to block roads. One of the photographers makes it clear to the officers at the scene." *English chatter about their driver trying this all night.*

"Do you see the photographers who are there being dangerous or disorderly? On the contrary, if anyone has to move away it is the driver who is a part of H&M's motorcade. The special royal treatment that Harry and Meghan enjoyed no longer exists in New York for them."

"As to the details of the possible paparazzi chase, it is still unclear. But they are serious allegations. This evening's videos and pictures, offer a different perspective on the events. " *End of video clip**

From Diane @SisterAne1

Police operation in NY because of Harry and Meghan. Their driver allegedly blocked the road with his SUV. Allegedly to get rid of paparazzi. You can see a situation in which a SUV from Prince Harry's convoy of drivers is blocking a street in Manhattan. Harry and Meghan are (1)

traveling with a total of four of the black vehicles this evening. What the driver probably doesn't know is that blocking a road isn't allowed without express permission from the city. One of the photographers makes that clear to the policeman in this scene. The police (2)

Officers do not see the photographers who are on site as dangerous or disorderly. On the contrary, if someone has to move away, it's the driver of the black SUV in Harry and Meghan's column. The special royal treatment that Harry used to enjoy no longer exists in NY for him (3)

wife. It is unclear what is involved in a possible paparazzi chase. One thing is clear: Prince Harry's allegations are to be taken seriously. as well as the videos and pictures of the evening that give a different perspective on the events. (4)

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albedo / reader

# modern!au, dating, mentioned assault (slapping), 800 words.

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“what were you doing?” there’s so much acid in your tone you find yourself shrivelling inside. it’s the first time you’ve talked to your best friend like this—but is it your best friend in front of you?

he has the same shoulder-length blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes, and air of calmness that drew you to say hi many years back. however, things have changed. not just after he became an actor, constantly shapeshifting as the camera demands, but after you agreed to be his fake partner to chase off his dedicated fans.

you were getting the full course—death threats, hate comments, proclamations of inadequacy—but, hey, at least you experienced it in albedo’s mansion, lazing in a tub with systems allowing you to set the waters to any temperatures, scented candles burning near the sink, and foamy bubbles to call your friends.

(albedo doesn’t use this washroom anyways. he has so much money after giving away a sum to the knights of favonius charity foundation that he spent his reminding money to renovate the toilets.)

you can handle that because everything is a hoax and when the contract expires you’ll just disappear into the shadow realm, but what albedo did was unacceptable.

he chucks his car keys into an translucent chute, the brand “kreideprinz” stamped on it. the keys promptly appear in a transparent box hung near the door, hooked under the label “car keys” ready to be dropped like an item on the vending machine. oh yeah, he’s an inventor first and foremost.

his acting career started recently thanks to his mum pulling strings in the industry, yet it has changed him so much for a side gig. you don’t know how to feel seeing his face around the city.

“marching into the cafe, getting into a fight, and then ruining a very perfect afternoon,” you seethe, crossing your arms and rebelling by not following him further into the mansion. “it was just a meet up between friends. i even brought a third person along to make sure it didn’t look like a date.”

“if there was a third wheel, it technically is a date, isn’t it?”

your hand drags across your face. “it doesn’t give you an excuse to act the way you did. so what if it was a date?”

“you signed a contract that you’re dating me,” his voice is monotonous, quiet. it’s like the creeping frost on a winter night. you shiver, but push that feeling aside because you’re not backing down. “as per the contract, we cannot go after our own interests. the fact you went on a date breeches that.”

“okay, fine,” you will relent only for this. he’s right that you should have declined the offer flat, but when albedo’s lesser-known colleague wanted to introduce you to a new indie cafe, the inner cafe-enthusiast in you couldn’t resist. you’ve finally found a quiet company in a cafe with privacy and peace…

“you could have asked me to join you instead,” he adds as he takes a cup of water.

“that would ruin the mood. the paparazzi are relentless,” you explain. “actually, you killed the mood the moment you stepped in and caused a scene.”

he sets the plastic bag of your half eaten pie on the living room table along with the cup of water. he has an eyebrow raised, as if presenting your now cold pie is going to reduce the flames burning in you.

“i was just acting like i’m in love. i’m an actor, after all.”

you want to roll your eyes, the translucent chute in the corner of your peripheral feels like a stain in your sight. really? an actor? did he forget the pictures he painted hanging on the walls of his mansion too?

“anyways, let’s leave this behind…” he mumbles, eyes downcast. when he meets your gaze, you expect to face with raging coldness (the type his light blue eyes are suited for, and the emotion he normally displays for the screen), but you’re met with a softer expression.

“an act?” you scoff, looking sideways. “but is it really an act? you didn’t need to slap your colleague.”

“what if i told you it isn’t, then?”

you look at him, eyes narrowed. how dare he plays this game—but he’s serious.

“what if i was jealous,” he says as he walks towards you. you back away until you hit the door. “what if i have fallen for you?”

your breath hitches in your throat. this can’t be real. he just wants to get a reaction out of you. (the albedo you know will never do this but you’re not facing the albedo you befriended years ago. you’re dealing with albedo the actor.)

despite all logic, the possibility that his feelings for you are real pokes itself through the mess in your head and whispers, “you’re dead”.

if albedo really likes you, you don’t know how much worse the death threats and mean comments and everything not-nice will weigh. you’re barely holding onto your self-esteem.

“i need a bath,” you breathe out, and he’s a gentlemen to create distance. your hand flies to your temple, a headache slowly hardening in the back of your mind.

“let me bring you—”

“no,” you growl. “you’ve done enough.” and you stomp up the staircase to meet with your bubbly friends.

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dumplingsjinson, story time: i’m fake dating my famous best friend / “What are you doing?” “Acting like I’m in love. I’m an actor/actress, after all. It’s in the job description.” “But is this really just an act?”

Disaster trio + Hollywood AU

So this got angsty and long again. Less shenanigans and more crushing reality (even when it’s fake) but the bond is still there. I hope this doesn’t deviate too much from anything you had in mind with this AU.

1. Griffin acts like her life depends on it. Because it does. Her roles are the only thing that allows her to pay for her mother’s treatment and she can’t allow herself to stop no matter how much she hates the whole lifestyle, the way she has to do it over and over again, put her entire emotional range on display for people’s enjoyment and be a fake every time she smiles at one of her costars she can’t stand but has to kiss for months anyway. She can’t lose her mother, too, after her father’s death crushed them both. It will be the end of her. Even when the roles are all that’s left of her and she clings insistently to them because at least they have lives. They have problems that get resolved in the end or they die. Either way, they have a better fate than the one she has to suffer and she plunges herself into them, researching and wearing the face of her characters like it is her own because she can’t stand looking at the mirror when the only thing she sees is a hollow where there used to be a smile.

2. Ediltrude is by her side, stepping in front of her the moment a storm approaches in the form of a pretentious director or a supporting actress that wants to tear her long hair out so maybe she’ll be cast in the leading role instead. She protects her from everyone that’s trying to make her horrible life worse and Griffin is more than grateful. It means so much. Not any less than when Ediltrude will do her nails and makeup, and her hair, and won’t let anyone come near her and touch her when they’re already taking her life’s energy. And she’ll make her laugh with her teases that can be downright offensive but are still a breath of fresh air when she knows they’re real. The only real thing among the flood of pretense around her. Just like Ediltrude’s aggression is when someone upsets her and the measures she takes to lift her spirits can be called violent in the literal sense since she’s gotten into a fight with a stylist or a production assistant on several occasions, some of them on a physical level. But strangely, bailing her out of the arrest is less of a headache than listening to people droning on and on about things she’s perfectly capable of pretending to care about - she’s one of the best actresses after all - but she simply doesn’t want to. She much prefers driving after a police cruiser to get her friend out of jail before heading home where Ediltrude has a few bottles of expensive alcohol stashed away so that they can celebrate bursting the bubble of whatever asshole has been giving them trouble that day.

3. From a professional point of view Zarathustra’s role in her career is unclear. She knows to get Griffin tea when she gets coffee for herself and her sister - and still huffs when she sees Ediltrude spicing her own drink with some liquor even though Griffin is more than used to the sight now and she only met them in college - and manages to order takeout that even Griffin finds not simply acceptable but delicious even if she would still prefer one of the home cooked meals her mother taught her how to prepare. And to be fair, Zarathustra would prefer them, too, but they spend about 16 hours at work every day and there is rarely time for her to cook, nor can she find the energy. But besides that, Zara is the person having her back. She is her emotional anchor in a way Ediltrude can’t allow herself to be because she’s afraid she’ll fall apart instead of help keep Griffin whole and Griffin can’t help but understand that. The twins lost their own mother when they were quite young - and that strained their relationship with their father - so talking about Emalyn and her condition will only bring up memories that Ediltrude prefers to keep buried under lots of makeup and a glass of whiskey in her hand that’s stuck there as often as the fake smile is on her face. But Zara is there for her, as tired and restless as she’s always been, but she listens when the burden threatens to shatter Griffin to pieces and she hugs her, the two of them soaking up the silent comfort they can exchange while Ediltrude’s laughter is heard somewhere in the distance, her fear of the silence echoing loudly in it but neither of them minds because they understand and besides, Ediltrude is their only reason to laugh truly nowadays. So they let her have her pretense when they now she hasn’t lost herself under the layers and layers of fakeness. Hollywood’s a place for escape fantasies anyway and they all went there willingly.

4. Griffin watches the twins fighting over the last pizza slice like they always do on a Saturday night when they manage to get home before midnight. Finally, they both concede and leave the piece to her and she takes it even if she’s not hungry anymore. She can’t remember when was the last time she had appetite just like she can’t remember when was the last time she felt the desire to get out of bed and didn’t have to force herself to do so and get ready for yet another day of her life that she’ll hate. It makes it hard not to hate the entirety of her life or at least the emptiness that is left in the place of what once made her bubbling with curiosity to explore what a new morning could bring her. She used to wake up way before dawn, impatient to get everything the world could offer. She still wakes up at dark but it’s because the alarm clock won’t leave her to sleep in no matter how much she’ll curse it in her mind or out loud, or even if she’ll break it by hurling it at the wall across from her. There’ll be another ring from an assistant when she’s late and then from a director when they threaten to fire her and she needs to get herself out of bed in some way, the picture of her mother on her nightstand the only thing helping her do it and not choose to lay under the blankets until she rots away while the picture of herself that appears on TV caught by some paparazzi makes her want to throw up what little of the breakfast Zara got for them she’s managed to choke down that morning. Yes, she hates mornings now. But she still stays up at night. She’ll be tired anyway but the magic of Hollywood is right there to help hide the fact that she’s half dead and she’ll make it through another day of being the ghost of a fictional character that has more life in her than her real life persona. So she takes her time at night and goes out on the roof of that big empty mansion she has that she can’t hope to ever fill when she’s so hollow herself but at least she gets a nice view of the stars. They keep shining even when she can no longer do that and she settles for housing the little happiness she can get from the sight of them before she heads back inside to get at least a little sleep so that she can scratch another day off her calendar and not make it stretch into an eternity that threatens to swallow her. Even Zara’s fallen asleep by the time she comes back in but their schedule is capable of causing even that despite Zara having a record in pulling consecutive all-nighters back when they were students with only coffee and food to get her through them. And Griffin knows it is time to go to bed and let the tiredness set in when it becomes clear even sleep can’t chase it away.

5. She can’t tell if the days when she gets to sleep longer are better or worse. She hates the idea of getting her “beauty sleep” when she has to look good for a premiere and she hates the fact that even more sleep can’t make her feel at least a bit better but at least she doesn’t have to deal with the world quite so early. That’s something. She supposes. And she gets to spend the rest of the day with Ediltrude and Zarathustra. Getting ready for the big event in question, of course. As if that isn’t a redundant phrasing when there are no small events in her life anymore, nothing to remind her she’s a person, just her job and the lack of personality she’s developed to keep her career floating when no one wants a beautiful woman with opinions and strength of character. Luckily, she doesn’t have any of that anymore. Just a few remains of the spirit that she once had tucked away where no one can reach them, not even she herself. But they come out sometimes, most unexpectedly, to brighten her night when she can’t see the stars from all the spotlights and there are flashlights blinding her as they capture the lack of light in her once bright golden eyes. Even when her sight has been hurt by someone’s selfishness as they thought they had the right to take a photo of her just because she was put on display like she’d never wanted to be, her heart can keep beating, even accelerate to keep up with the excited screams that come from the crowd, and specifically from the young girls that follow the social media accounts she never wanted. And it makes her grateful for that of all things because she can see they’re real. The excitement in their eyes, and the loud screeching as she does her best to give them a genuine smile. They’re buying the hoax she’s made to sell but at the same time they’re not. Not with how unapologetically authentic they are in their joy even if it is over the glamorous cover of the hellhole she’s stuck in. It’s still something genuine and she can only hope they won’t let their spirit die crushed by the frightening empire running on falsity that Hollywood is. She can only hope they’ll be her stars that refuse to flicker out and die no matter how much darkness their light draws to them. She can only hope that they’ll keep her own hope alive when she’s not strong enough to do that any longer.

Oh my god, can you people stop making things up and distorting facts about the Johnny Depp vs Amber thing just so that you can keep defending her??

(I’m pretty sure this will not reach anyone who actually needs it, but I’m still doing this) 

People are so allergic to admitting they’re wrong, or at least giving someone the benefit of the doubt, that y’all making up absolute bs. Calling Depp racist, misoginistic, homo/bi-phobic, and worst of all a p*dophile.

There’s literally zero evidence backing up any of it and if you fell for that, I feel sorry for you. This is all bs made up by Heard stans to make him look bad in front of people who know nothing about him. And for some people literally all it takes is when someone says something and they’re like “really?” “YES, i have no evidence to support this except for my nonsense hate and me being an awful human for making sh*t up, but IT’S TOTALLY TRUE”. and people just believe it. it’s ridiculous.

I’m not saying he’s perfect, but he’s never been any of the aforementioned things. I’m not even going to touch much on the p*dophile thing because that was made up by a Trump stan and JD hates Trump and they’re so pressed about it they have to make disgusting things like that up, and now people who were shocked by his evidence proving they were slandering him for no reason, repeat it just so that they don’t have to admit they were wrong.

No woman, except for Heard and her hoax-assisting friends, have ever said a bad word about Depp. Quite the opposite, everyone’s who met him say he’s a gentleman, kind, caring. Saying things like “there’s no one else like him” and claiming “he doesn’t belong in show business, he belongs somewhere better” -  by Sarah Jessica Parker. His first wife is not only still in contact with him, but even spoke against Heard and said Johnny never even raised a voice at her. Vanessa Paradis wrote a hand-written note defending him. So many women spoke in defense of him. 

Some people are even lying and saying he has been accused by his previous gf of abuse. HE HAS NOT. No one had ever accused him of that and no one came out during the last three years saying “oh yeah he abused me, too” they DEFENDED HIM. Please, if you someone tried to convince you that he had been accused, do not believe it, do your own research, you’ll see it that it’s not true and people are just making up rumours to support their “Heard is a victim” story.

Or her stans saying he abused her because she’s bisexual is like?? There is literally nothing to back it up. He’s never said a bad word about other sexualities. He made a decision that Jack Sparrow is bisexual. His very own daughter is not straight and have you seen how proud he is of her? He supports her and adores her with every ounce of his being. Stop turning him into something he’s not.

"If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's okay to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgement on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color."  - Johnny Depp, y’all

But guess who was arrested for abusing her FEMALE partner? Amber Heard.

Guess who accused the gay FEMALE cop that arrested her of being misoginistic? Amber Heard.

And guess who accused the same GAY female cop that arrested her of being homophobic? Amber Heard.

And guess who made a racist tweet? AMBER HEARD.

Isn’t it funny how Heard stans are accusing Depp of everything that can be said of and proven Amber Heard is??

Now for the distorting of facts:

I’ve seen a few posts/tweets being like “ya’ll jumped at some UNsourced info” blah blah. IT IS NOT UNSOURCED. They’re legit lawsuit with clerk stamps on them. And Johnny and his lawyer have referenced them!! Johnny literally said “which is why I’m suing...” and there’s been a recent statement reacting to people’s support how he’s determined more than ever to fight for justice and he WANTS his day in court to prove all that he’s saying is true. And his lawyer has been giving statements to the press for almost a year now. All of this is legit info from legit court documents. Just because you’re too lazy to look for the actual link for the whole document, that doesn’t make them false. It’s like you people think a Depp fan wrote two fake 40 page lawsuits, are you really that pathetic to suggest something like that? Waldman, his lawyer, has confirmed what the lawsuit says, it’s not just screenshot from some “unsourced” lawsuit, he repeated what the lawsuit says: 87 surveillance videos, litany of neutral witnesses, including the police, photographic evidence, audio, and sworn testimonies, as well as Heard’s admission.

And furthermore, people saying just because the lawsuit claims she confessed, doesn’t mean it’s true. Well, okay. However, she has not denied the claims. Read through her statements reacting to the lawsuits, she or her lawyer/publicist or whatever, have responded several times. But never with “I deny this”. It’s always something to make Johnny look bad. “that’s mental abuse” “he’s hell-bent on self-destruction” “ms heard won’t be silenced” “frivolous lawsuit” “just read his latest interview to see he’s delusional” blah blah blah. 

None of that includes any denial whatsoever. And some people are saying “well, so she was just defending herself!!” yeah? so why hasn’t she said that either?? Instead of accusing Depp of mental abuse, she could just say “I confessed to ‘attacks’ that were pure self-defense.” That’s literally all she’d have to say. She hasn’t. The first “she admitted” claims came out several months ago last year (y’all just noticed only this week for some reason). And in all those months, she has not denied anything. Whereas Johnny has ALWAYS maintained he didn’t abuse her, he’s always denied it. Why hasn’t she?

My second point is people saying he’s still an asshole even if he was a victim, because *references some out of context bs* blah blah, I’ve been over a part of this at the beginning. Yes, he was arrested in the past, for trashing a hotel room (no violence on people) with his then gf Kate Moss, and for chasing away paparazzi after politely asking them to leave him and his family alone. They didn’t, so he PROTECTED his family. Trying to distort that to make him sound abusive is gross. And lastly, stop using the “he punched a guy on a movie set” allegation. First of all, the guy literally ditched court, I wonder why. Secondly, multiple people have come out saying Johnny was neither drunk, nor did he punch the guy. A script supervisor even said they have time-stamped photos to prove he didn’t. However, I would not blame him if he did because HE WAS DEFENDING A HOMELESS AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN. That’s right, the accuser was being RACIST. And according to witnesses:

Danoff says they were shooting outside and Brooks (the accuser) berated an African-American homeless woman with "racial and derogatory slurs" because she was in his way. Depp was sitting next to her about 25 feet away when it happened.

"He immediately stood up from our shared seat on the edge of a planter bench and went over to Brooks to stand up for the woman," Danoff says. "Mr. Depp said to Mr. Brooks, 'You can’t talk to her like that. You think she is something less than you? Who do you think you are? How dare you?'"

What an as*hole Depp is, right?

And stop using his addiction struggles to say that proves he’s abusive or that it means he deserved the abuse. Addiction is an illness and it’s disgusting to use it against him, when he’s been so opened and honest about it his entire life /but guess who’s pretending to be perfect even though she’s in fact known to be a drug addict but she pretends she’s not, at least JD’s open about it. He’s always been an honest guy. He is not a liar/. I beg you, watch this video “I was trying to calm the brain. I was trying to feel better.” and tell me, how can you use it against him?? And note, that this was two months before Heard’s accusation, a year into their marriage, look at his appearance. He was being abused. 

He was also abused as kid, by the way. If you didn’t know.

And what’s also annoying is “none of that proves his innocence, they were both abusive then” GO AWAY WITH THIS NONSENSE. She’s been openly mocking him for almost three years now.

1) Guess who starred in a pirate film. 2) Guess who played the Mad hatter in Alice in Wonderland? Oh yeah, that would be her former “abusive” husband. 3) And the last photo is literally so disgusting. Johnny changed the tattoo with her nickname that he had on his fingers (and he wears a lot of rings on his fingers) and this human garbage posted a picture of herself with fist punching, fingers full of rings and the caption #NoInkNeeded. She is a garbage, openly mocking her victim. 

And she RECENTLY posted several photos of herself that were taken while she was with Depp (x, x - both taken years ago by Johnny’s friend Greg Williams) One on the roof of the building they lived in together where she was allegedly being violently abused. Oh the nostalgia, am I right? Her friend literally commented they miss it. WTF? They miss the place their friend was “abused” in? Oh and guess who demanded the three of their formerly shared condos in that building? Our perfect angel “abuse victim” miss Heard. I’m sure it’s very normal for an abuse victim to want to keep the place in which they were abused. Johnny Depp is the weird one for selling it and wanting no memories of it.

Stop the mental gymnastics to defend Heard and paint Depp as the worst human ever.

What Your Favourite Celebs Would Look Like If They Had been Dwelling In The ’80s

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What Your Favourite Celebs Would Look Like If They Had been Dwelling In The ’80s

Celebrities are a unique breed of human — the style, the hair, the cut-throat diets and paparazzi chases at each nook. Not all of us can have an expert stylist, make-up artist, private coach, and nutritionist ensuring we’re essentially the most stunning people who have ever walked the streets of Tinseltown. However what if celebrities have been common like the remainder of us?

In an alternate universe, the largest celebs like Miley Cyrus and Rihanna are simply regular folks residing out their common lives in 1980s center America. Listed below are their tales.

Lana Del Ray is your English trainer. She doesn’t admire all of the feedback the junior excessive boys make about whether or not or not she’s flirting with Mr. Sargento, the health club trainer. It’s wildly inappropriate and she or he’s requested everybody to kindly cease. Don’t make her offer you detention, she says as she blushes and turns the web page of Romeo & Juliet. A lot to the category’ dismay, she’s educating Shakespeare at the moment. The subject material makes it not possible for Miss Del Ray to not take into consideration what it could be prefer to run away with Mr. Sargento – to get out of this small city and see the world. Will their love all the time really feel so forbidden?

“Don’t be a goof,” Ms. Lopez says as you are taking her image for the corporate web site. She’s acquired a job to do and the books don’t hold themselves. Ever since Lopez acquired a bookkeeping job at a neighborhood insurance coverage company, she’s actually been having fun with her co-workers. They’re so darned foolish. When it was her birthday, they even acquired a sheet cake from Carvel – not the type from Walbaums, however the form truly from a Carvel retailer. Isn’t that good? The corporate even gave her a present card to Blockbuster. They know she loves renting the most recent VHS along with her children on household film evening.

Johnny Depp is the man your mother instructed you to fret about, and now you’re sitting on this sofa on the home social gathering listening to this dude name you bro-ski whereas he talks about all the women he scores taking part in pool on the nook bar. Do you know he not too long ago mounted up a classic bike? Yeah, there have been just a few issues mistaken with it. He needed to exchange the muffler, but it surely’s nothing with a bit elbow grease. Talking of grease, this man doesn’t appear like he washes his hair fairly often, and he’s sweating a complete lot. It’s like 65 levels in right here, so that you’re not likely certain what his deal is.

As Brad stares off into the space, he wonders why Angelina is making him sustain this charade. She placed on her finest ’80s gown for the household Easter photograph, however issues are damaged. Ever since Brad’s small store was crushed by a Dwelling Depot, their marriage has been tense. Angelina isn’t completely happy both. She thought she would’ve been someplace by now. She was speculated to be a mannequin, however as a substitute she settled down and poured her financial savings right into a home with a person who amounted to nothing. She’s been seeing somebody on the facet and he is aware of, however they by no means, ever discuss it.

For this younger couple, it wasn’t love at first sight. Sure, they have been pleasant in highschool. Selena even signed Justin’s yearbook with a coronary heart. It was solely throughout Thanksgiving break of their final 12 months of faculty that the pair lastly linked up.

Selena caught Justin’s eye at a home social gathering with a few of the outdated guys from the soccer workforce. She’s actually modified since highschool. She’s way more assured now – a real metropolitan girl who spent a semester in New York Metropolis working a advertising internship. You may inform she’s acquired that stylish, metropolis gal vogue – simply have a look at her haircut. Wow, she’s actually one thing.

Girl Gaga shouldn’t be happy. She’s speculated to be an aerobics teacher, not a mannequin. She doesn’t even perceive why the health club would want an internet site. If somebody desires to succeed in them, couldn’t they simply view their commercials on the cork board at metropolis corridor or pick-up a cellphone ebook and name? They’ve been doing high-quality to date. The truth is, she taught a Soiled Dancing-themed class that was an absolute hit. The mothers nonetheless are available and discuss it. She actually, actually doesn’t need her photograph taken and she or he’s hungry. This Slim Quick food plan is a load of rubbish – she’s ravenous and completely simply over the entire scenario.

Jennifer is drained. Are you aware what it’s like elevating three younger children when you’re at work all day? It’s like she barely can bottle-feed one earlier than the opposite begins crying for meals. It’s an countless cycle. Simply once you suppose the youngsters are asleep and choose up the final of the Fisher-Value toys strewn about the lounge, you hear certainly one of them bawling on the child monitor. Then, the following one. After which the following one. All she’s actually asking for is a bit little bit of assist. Proper now it’s all she will muster to throw some pasta on to boil in between driving from mommy-and-me class to preschool pickups to bop recitals.

Scarlet Johansson is doing actually vital analysis on the Wheat Germplasm Enhancement analysis group. In 20-30 years, you’ll be speaking about her work. Wheat is a very powerful crop in North Dakota and she or he is determining all of the methods she will make crops extra illness resistant, larger, and extra nutritious.

In fact, Johansson was proper. The standard work she did after graduating in biochemistry turned a extensively controversial product in 2017. Ever hear of GMOs? Johansson was the queen of them again in her heyday. She swears they nonetheless trigger no hurt. Natural is a hoax.

Blake Energetic was a star athlete again in her day. Observe and discipline was her sport. You needed to see her doing the 100 meter sprint. She was a real champion in the highschool area – even made it to All State. As an grownup, Energetic is a busy mother however nonetheless manages to run within the mornings after dropping the youngsters off in school. She’s coaching for the city 10okay and sooner or later hopes to run a marathon.

Energetic is all the time pleasant. An actual mother who’s an open ebook. Her largest secret? Although the moms within the PTA insist the goodies for the bake sale have to be home made, she repackages the cupcakes she buys at Store Ceremony. As a result of ain’t no person acquired time for that.

The true Hilary Duff was born within the ’80s, however this surreal, atypical model of herself was getting her actual property license when the primary George Bush was in workplace. The mother-of-one is a profession woman by and thru – you possibly can see it in her shoulder pads. You know the way the saying goes: the thicker the shoulder pads, the more cash you make. Although Duff is rising in her discipline, you possibly can inform she’s dressing for the job she desires, not the job she has. Her outfit may’ve been ripped from the closet of one other well-known Hilary – Hillary Clinton. You go, lady.

Miley is so over all this highschool drama. When she will get residence, she’ll inform her mother to get off the road so she will use the cellphone to name up Nikki and inform her she’s completely had it. Flock of Seagulls was by no means cool and if Nikki thinks it’s okay to hang around with Brad after Miley already instructed her how a lot she appreciated him, nicely that’s simply breaking lady code. Nobody actually likes Nikki anyway. The truth is, rumor has it that she solely made the dance squad as a result of Miley pitied her. Oh, was that too imply? No matter.

This model of Cameron Diaz is that mother you completely detest within the PTA. Sure, her son is an angel who couldn’t probably be bullying the opposite children. He’s meant to go to Stanford like his father and will get straight As – increased than straight As. Didn’t you recognize? He additionally volunteers!

Cammy (yup, you recognize she’s a Cammy not a Cameron) is exhausting to take care of! How is she that chipper? Doesn’t she need to work? How does she have time to make these good, home made chocolate chip cookies for each single bake sale? Her good blonde hair is suspicious. She’s most likely hiding a failing marriage beneath that fuchsia lipstick. The opposite mothers have been speaking about it, however you possibly can’t actually be certain.

She began from the underside now she’s right here. Abnormal Rihanna wasn’t born with many privileges. She’s the daughter of immigrant dad and mom from Barbados, and labored her manner at a minimal wage job to get by evening faculty. Now that Ri-Ri has acquired her diploma in enterprise, she’s rising within the ranks of door-to-door Avon gross sales. Certain, she didn’t want a enterprise diploma to promote Avon merchandise, but it surely positively offers her an edge. After she will get on that Weight Watchers food plan, her life is basically, actually going to show round. For now, she’s off to Curves for her aerobics class earlier than she takes over the world.

Gwyneth Paltrow simply signed up for her first relationship profile. “Do you suppose this image is okay?” she thinks to herself. “It’s fairly and approachable, however does it cover sufficient of my physique? I’ve had two children, what do these males count on a mom to appear like?”

Gwen didn’t suppose she would be capable to discover love once more after divorcing her husband, the accountant she met whereas finding out English Literature in faculty. It’s been just a few years and she or he’s determined to leap in. Her pursuits together with spin class, studying and meals. Overlook about GOOP — this Gwyneth Paltrow likes to eat, however on the finances of a single mother placing her two children by faculty.

The pop queen of the ’80s appears a bit bit extra like a virgin on this atypical model of herself. In actual life, the singer famously championed the concept of girls being sexual beings previous their 50s – one thing that’s been majorly taboo in Hollywood. Keep in mind her intercourse ebook? Though the singer repeatedly dons revealing outfits that exhibit her unbelievable, muscular determine, this atypical model of the singer appears fully coated up. There’s one thing concerning the orange shirt and necklace that remind us of our grandmothers. Wait isn’t she speculated to be 59 years outdated? Abnormal Madonna is nicely, nicely into her 60s.

Mary Kate and Ashley simply need you to cease taking photographs. That is so embarrassing, Mother. Homecoming like completely isn’t a giant deal in any respect even when Ashley spent the day scouring Sears and Delia’s for the right gown. Mary Kate tried to straighten her hair, however gosh it simply takes without end. She has a lot of it and it’s humid! It doesn’t matter although, as a result of she’s feeling fabulous and Johnny is completely going to ask her to bop. It’s going to be like Sixteen Candles when Molly Ringwald lastly will get the man. Can we go but?

Nicole Richie is that zany aunt. Twice-divorced, her turtle neck positively brings all the blokes to the block – and if it doesn’t, that doesn’t imply she gained’t yell inappropriate feedback their manner. You’re not likely certain what Aunt Nicky does for a residing… your mother stated she acquired fired from the video retailer and had a short stint on the make-up counter in CVS. Now, we’re fairly certain she’s hopping forwards and backwards between her house and her youthful, hunk boyfriend’s whereas gathering candy, candy alimony. Depart it to Aunt Nicky to all the time get wrapped up in some form of drama. Additionally, why does she all the time vaguely odor like soup?

Kim and Kanye’s love story is one for the ages. They discovered one another in highschool and knew it was love at first sight. Kim ended up getting pregnant, and her dad and mom almost kicked her out of the home, however she determined to maintain the child and construct a life along with her highschool beau. She simply needed to drop out a month wanting commencement to lift their love baby. Now, Kanye is a used automobile salesman on that lot close to the Bottle King. Kim acquired her GED and took a coaching course to develop into a dental hygienist. If there’s something she loves greater than her husband and baby, it’s her new profession in healthcare! Who stated a highschool dropout couldn’t quantity to something?

Your cousin Jess desires nothing greater than to be an actor. After graduating from highschool in 1978, she began working on the native theater. She even starred as Sandy within the city theater troupe’s manufacturing of Grease. She’s a real star, however group theater doesn’t actually pay nicely. She’s been choosing up shifts on the nook diner since she determined to pursue her loft goals. Sooner or later, she’s going to avoid wasting sufficient to maneuver to Hollywood.

Jessica likes this photograph as a result of she thinks it appears like she may have starred in Beverly Hills 90210, or at the very least have been an additional. She appears approachable, healthful and fairly, however you don’t know what she’s hiding beneath these fluffed up bangs.

Properly, this isn’t the Nicole Kidman we acknowledge from Massive Little Lies. The 50-year-old actress is understood for her waif-like determine and unmatched magnificence. Her immense expertise has garnered her three Golden Globes, two Primetime Emmys and an Academy Award. Although she’s starred in darkish thrillers like The Hours, The Others and Eyes Huge Shut, this Nicole appears like she may’ve been an additional in The Workplace. Sure, she nonetheless appears youthful (good genes are good genes), however she’s little doubt packed on just a few kilos. This model of Kidman positively drives a minivan and makes her youngsters Kraft dinners.

We have car chase QUESTIONS!🧐

Meghan SMOLLETT's security team flagged down a random taxi cab outside of a Hertz Rental Car storefront.

The driver picked up the 3 Meghans and 1 security guy, drove them around the block for 10 minutes, then dropped them off---- back at the same Hertz storefront where he was flagged down for the pickup. $50 for a 10 minute chase.

1-What disappointing news were they reading on Doria's phone BEFORE the hoax?

2-Maybe they saw The Princess of Wales was (still) TRENDING while The Meghans were the laughing stock in a Hertz dress?

3-Do they look worried about SECURITY? The Meghans arranged for the paparazzi to gather outside of the Hertz storefront and the photographers were planning to follow them out for dinner.

4-Why did they irresponsibly walk through the photographers via the street level exit instead of the Hertz garage?

They have been teasing the public with a car crash scene since megflix.

4-At what point during this enjoyable paparazzi frenzy did they initiate the Operation Paparazzi Chase Hoax?

5-What security team would irresponsibly assign his charges to some random bright yellow NYC taxi cab in an attempt to shake off the paparazzi?

In Megflix Meghan said "safety first." She mentioned driving into a garage to avoid the invisible paparazzi.

6-So why did they seek safety in a strange vehicle instead of the Heartz garage?

The Meghans used their histrionic press release to shut down the distribution of the taxi cab photos and video footage. They claimed the photos were obtained under duress yet the driver disputes those claims.

7-So what is the real reason?

8-If they are comfortable riding in random NYC taxi cabs (with the window rolled down) then why on earth should ANY government fund the cost of their security?

9-The freelance photographers told Backgrid that 1 SUV in their convoy was recklessly driving. Was that before or after the taxi cab ride?

10-In megflix, the Meghans used video footage that violated Diana's privacy, Catherine's privacy and others. Their law suits resurrected footage that violates Chelsey Davey's privacy. It has even opened the floodgates for their suckit squad to harass Chesley online.

They dont really care about privacy rights, they care about manipulating facts to manufacture THEIR TRUTH.

No way would they give a random driver their lodging location.

11-What was the point of the 10 min trip around the block? Were they strategizing next steps?

12-What happened in 10 min around the block that made it "safe" to transfer from a strange taxi back to their SUV?

13-Where were their dinner reservations and for what time?

14-We know Meghan is capable of falling apart with tears from 1 or both eyes, so what's with her post-taxi cab facial expression?

The actress is not frightened or upset. She looks like someone searching for a rock that she can crawl underneath.

A walk of shame before an alleged 15 minute pit stop at a local NYPD station where no police report was filed. They basically stopped to get directions🤡

This seems like a psychological operation gone wrong. It reminds me of the day Meghan arranged for paparazzi to snap photos of her sitting with Ralph Lauren models (talking to the air) amongst Cressida and other members of the "glossy posse" at Wimbledon. The same week in 2016 that they want us to believe she was first introduced to Harry by Violet.

Unfortunately for her, she was assigned to the wrong seat but because she had arranged to be photographed, we were gifted with photos of her showing her complimentary ticket and angrily playing musical chairs because she was in the wrong seat.

We watched Meghan contact Serena's team (Jill Smoller) who allowed her to join them in the family box with Anna Wintour who offered her a sweater (she appeared cold wearing black SUEDE in July to advertise the off season RL dress).

My point---The Meghans arranged for the paparazzi frenzy but it backfired. The taxi cab photos and video footage expose them as liars and hoaxers.

They didn't file a police report or press charges against the big bad paparazzi.

15-Did they stop by the police precinct for damage control?

Was it a way to temporarily legitimize their hoax, thereby affording them enough time to make the front pages of the UK papers they claim to loathe?

The digital imprint and permanent digital search engines will be VICTIM Meghan in the ugly Hertz dress. Any criticism of her appearance, participation trophies or hoax is harassment because the papers were bullied (using of the "Diana Card") into printing the 1st side of the story.

"The one who states his case first seems right, until the other comes and examines him." // "The first one to plead his cause seems right, Until his neighbor comes and examines him." Proverbs 18:17

Let's see how they spin themselves out of this web of lies.

By the way, Sunshine Sachs represents Jussie Smollett and Tyler Perry bailed him out of jail and flew him out of Chicago to LA. Just sayin'.

"Meghan Markle is the most detestable person in media"

The Car Chase that is a Victim Grift

From a FAKE rented cottage at the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, CA, Harry told his good global therapist:

"Meg gives me my space."

Why wasn't the good doctor allowed to meet at their massive Montecito Olive Garden SPACE?

Byrony was allowed to conduct their interview in the so called, "guest house" (as Sparry hung family photos on the wall). Afterwards she was rewarded to step foot across the threshold of the REAL "mansion" to observe and testify to the UK of the "normal" family living behind their very own security wall.

How much "space" does a spouse need? Anderson, Bradbury, Variety and even NOoprah were denied entrance to Casa de Montecito.

With so many "lemon trees," The Meghans still PAID a HOTEL to stage:

pandemic zoom calls & interviews

BLM & pro Biden Bench speeches

40th bday juggling act

chatting with teenagers

AGT (except the meghans who have zero talent)

Spotify Spots

magazine photoshoot & interviews

The very fake mockumentary megflop soap opera filmed inside various rented hotel cottages, on rented benches

All 1 hour away from Montecito at Santa Barbara's San Ysidro Ranch for megflix.

The Meghans still expect Americans to think it's normal to request discounts at a NYC hotel while suing his grandmother's government for (FREE) tax payer funded security.🧐

How convenient for megs that everytime she moved to a new country or city, her self titled "gay husband," Mr. Markus Anderson (former Soho House Bus Boy) chose to relocate to live w/her or near her

La->NYC

NYC->Toronto

Toronto->London

London->California

In LA, Meg was known as a serial celesbian to the stars. So how did Sparry & Eugenie become bffs with Omit's former gutter guyfriend, the infamous Markus Anderson?

Does MA's influence on the young BRF begin with Misha NooNoo and her friendship with Yorkie Eugenie? It would make sense that Eugenie, was the easy workaround to Sparry. What about all the photos of the York family posing, Sarah included, with sleazy Ron Burkle🤮😖😳

Of course Sparry preferred to party at Soho House instead of working on his character flaws. No coincidence that on more than 1 occasion, Sparry was videotaped pinching or sucking the nipples of male friends & male strangers.

Over the past 12-24 months we've seen Sparry become more effeminate in his motions, walk, speech, and who can forget seeing Sparry rub the back of his male partner as they enter his alleged personal man cave.

According to Caitlyn Jenner:

"supposedly they have a place in LA"

and Harry spends his free time in San Francisco. Is it any wonder Thirsty Tyler Perry who has his own skeletons declared he doesn't want love if it isn't The Meghans kind of love.🙄

Meghan, Markus & Dorito have made all of Sparry's dreams come true.

Dear Sparry, I hope finding your freedom & freebies in CA with your new "friends" was worth the price of your soul. By the way, it's not.

Meghan must feel like she can finally see a light at the end of her failed attempt to destroy the BRF via Sparry. In the end, it was the Queen of England who accurately SUSSed out the heart of Rachel Meghan Markle: an interloper who repaid good with evil.

"They hired the paparazzi"

Tasha K exposes: Meghan used demonic "grave soaking" ritual to Transfer Di's spirit into Meg. This is the reason Earl Spencer has forbidden MM from returning to Diana's grave.

Meg believes Di lives inside her& H believes it too

All New Yorkers know they are lying

Anytime they get someone to sympathize w/this woman shyte goes to hell.

She demands VICTIM status!

Backgrid's Statement on the Chase Hoax:

Freelance photographers: 3 in cars 1 on a bicycle

The photographers expected Meghans to proceed to dinner after ceremony (how would they know🤔)

Photos & videos show Meghan smiling inside cab

1 of the 4 SUVs in the convoy was driving recklessly

1 of their SUVs was pulled over by the police for blocking off a street

The cab driver spoke to Piers. He picked them up, drove around the block & dropped them off at the pick up location.🤡

Smack Down on the Meghans: "Meghan's Cause is HERSELF!"

Heritage Foundation-Americans don't like him (Sparry) being in America

New Yorkers- zeo tolerance for weakness, let alone liars

Entitlement is their core belief

Awarded for stength & resilience but they can't handle a paparazzi photo

HOAX Summary: 5 LIES about NY CAR CHASE that prove The Meghans are D-listers at heart bc A-listers don't do this

The beginning of the end of Sparry's reputation: A cliche of a ghost of something quite unpleasant. There is nothing nice about Sparry. The outburst in New York was hysterical.

Reality is closing in Sparry's finding he wont get his way.

The Meghans lost the right to bring a 2nd challenge against Sparry's grandmother's government bc it is not in the public's interest.🎉

Sparry intends to use cross examination to attack Charles & William, but the judge won't allow it bc the case isn't against Buckingham Palce it's against the Mirror. The judge won't allow it.

Wherever the go they cast a bad shadow they bring the danger of the whole thing being about them and the Carlyle Hotel didn't want to put up with them.

Meghan is building up to something big while she allows Sparry to fight her battles.

Briefing war about Sparry, he has a cottage on the estate where he goes to smoke his weed.

Where's the money?

Why Harry's 'near catastrophic' car chase story doesn't add up by Tom Rogan

May 17, 2023 02:48 PM

A spokesperson for Prince Harry says that he and his wife Meghan suffered a "near catastrophic car chase" in New York City on Tuesday evening.

The spokesperson said that the chase was provoked by paparazzi who followed the couple and Meghan's mother without regard for traffic laws. The implication: Harry's party narrowly avoided the fate of his mother, Princess Diana, who was killed in a 1997 Paris car crash as she was pursued by the paparazzi.

One problem with Harry's story?

The NYPD said that while the paparazzi behaved in a "challenging" manner last night, it has no record of a chase or any collisions. But here's another question: Why did a chase occur in the first place? Why did Harry's security team, which was either directly or indirectly operating under his authority, attempt to escape the paparazzi rather than maintain normal driving conditions?

Perhaps the paparazzi were occasionally blocking the couple's vehicle. Harry's spokesperson has suggested as much. But if that's the case, the appropriate response would have been for Harry's security team to call the NYPD. I understand that Harry's private security team is extremely well resourced and staffed by former police officers and close protection specialists. Those personnel likely had personal contacts with the NYPD via which they could expedite an effective NYPD response.

Again, the central question must be asked: Why did Harry allow a chase to occur?

Even if, as seems likely, the paparazzi were breaking traffic laws without regard to public safety, that does not mean Harry gets to do the same. On the contrary, vehicle-based close protection tactics suggest that where a lawful escape plan is impossible, or a threat is primarily that of nonviolent crowds (a la paparazzi), the appropriate response is to establish a static defensive position and wait for backup. That might not be preferable for Harry, but it is what the circumstances and the law would seemingly demand.

So, what's really going on here?

I suspect two things.

First, Harry likely seeks to use this incident to bolster his case for greater privacy against uncomfortable media attention. Harry and Meghan revel in positive media coverage and high-profile engagements such as that which they attended on Tuesday evening. At the same time, they demand protection from the less fun privileges granted to the public by the First Amendment. While Harry and Meghan are highly litigious in their approach to the U.K. media, they cannot apply that same strategy to the U.S. media by virtue of America's far freer speech laws, laws that Harry has described as "bonkers."

Second, Harry may well hope that this incident will provide him with an excuse to have his U.S. government Diplomatic Security Service detail restored. That security detail was pulled by the Trump administration following criticism from some, myself included, that a nonactive U.K. royal was being provided an expensive U.S. government protection. The advantage for Harry, however, is that a DSS detail would allow him to move without the need to suffer paparazzi pursuit and pesky traffic laws. Regardless, the already greatly overstretched DSS does not have the resources to support a full-time detail for Harry. Evincing his preference for government-provided security, Harry has engaged in legal action with the U.K. government over its removal of his Metropolitan Police service protection team.

Top line: Whatever Harry says should be judged carefully.

Taxi Cab driver's interview with NewsNation.

Backgrid issued a statement along with the NYPD. They reviewed witness testimony from 4 freelance paparazzi who were invited to capture images of the couple at the event and at a restaurant after the event. 3 photographers were in cars and 1 on a bicycle.