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#spn gifs#castiel#dean winchester#sam winchester#pallasperilous crack#he has the worst time finding a flattering swimsuit#hat tip to pingnova for this gag#tw: epileptic content#flashy gif
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Destiel
It’s my birthday tomorrow, and to celebrate, I’ve compiled a list of my favourite fics! I’ve read a lot of Destiel fics over the past year, but these are the ones that have stuck with me the most. I’ve not put as much detail in as I usually do because otherwise we would be here forever, but I am begging you to read these fics. They’re all amazing.
Kiss You When It’s Dangerous by zoemathemata (@zoemathemata) on AO3. (57,593 words).
It’s adorable. The plot is fabulous. It’s my all time favourite fic. Please, I am begging you, just read it.
Stand By Me by whelvenwings (@whelvenwings) on AO3. (31,252 words).
The first Destiel fic I ever read, and it’s managed to stay with me this whole time.
Angel’s Wild by LimonadeGaby and riseoftefallenone on AO3. (389,271 words).
The pining is unbearable but it’s all worth it in the end. The ultimate slow burn.
The Tea is Decaf by mnwood (@tomhardysteeth) on AO3. (3,673 words).
Cas is adorable. Eileen is adorable. Everyone is adorable.
a turn of the earth by microcomets on AO3. (95,274 words).
Of course I’ll rec the ultimate John Winchester bashing fic. The plot is so amazing and it is written excellently.
the inexhaustible silence of houses by Askance on AO3. (31,820 words).
This was beautifully written, made me cry, and the ending haunts me to this day.
Forget-Me-Not Blues by noangelsinthegarrison (@aaziraphales) on AO3. (68,689 words).
Jesus Christ, I have not read another fic where these two are such blatant idiots. That being said... I love it. Everything about it is amazing.
the cost of a thing by quiettewandering (@wanderingcas) on AO3. (74,198 words).
So cute! All the angst! My all time favourite trope and absolutely the best take on it!
In All Your Borrowed Finery by vanishingact (@vanishingactblog) on AO3. (67,950 words).
Okay this is adorable and you can’t convince me otherwise. Every time I read a fic with Gabriel in, I miss him just a bit more.
Down Like Water by museaway (@museaway) on AO3. (14,512 words).
I reread this occasionally just to feel something. I literally had to check if I misread the tags like 3 times and I cry every. single. time.
Partnered by K_K_TiBal (@thebloggerbloggerfun) on AO3. (28,112 words).
This is so fucking cute. The artwork is gorgeous. And, now I ship Jody and Donna. All round win.
Black Swans by omphalos and Wolfling on AO3. (66,455 words).
Okay so maybe this is more Sabriel than Destiel, but it was written amazingly and the plot was phenomenal!
this is a good thing, dean (prayer is a sign of faith) by cascountsdeansfreckles on AO3. (529 words).
The one time Cas can’t hear his prayers... I had to include a 15x18 fic in here somewhere, and this one set me off.
Purgatory, director’s cut by runsinthefamily on AO3. (23,722 words).
This was beautiful. It felt hypnotic, almost like poetry, and I absolutely cried at the end.
The House on the Ocean Road by coffeeandcas (@coffeeandcas) on AO3. (111,351 words).
This was gorgeous! Dean and Cas as parents was adorable, and Jimmy was such a fucking icon I don’t even know where to start. Also, not the weirdest past Cas ship I’ve ever seen (but it’s up there).
Broadway Musical by Griftings on AO3. (12,453 words).
The King and Queen of the crack fics. I adore the ‘did you fuck the Michael sword’ vibes and the formatting just makes everything so much funnier.
How Many Slams In An Old Screen Door [podfic] by Tenoko1 (@tenoko1) on AO3. (1hr 50mins).
Before we were shoved back into lockdown, I used to listen to podfics on the way to/from school, and this has to be my all time favourite so far. The asexual representation was fantastic, the plot was hilarious, and (as always) it was read beautifully.
When Charlie Met Cas by riseofthefallenone on AO3. (24,666 words).
This has to be thee funniest fic ever written. I don’t make the rules.
Boneless Wings by PallasPerilous (@pallasperilous) on AO3. (4,333 words).
The art is gorgeous (I’d literally just finished watching Pan’s Labyrinth which was terrifying) and it was such a brilliant parody of all the other wing fics out there (not that I don’t love them too!)
Grace by july_19th_club (@july-19th-club) on AO3. (5,164 words).
This was gorgeous and now I really want to see it filmed! It is so much better than the ending we got. I would say the author should work for them, but... frankly, they deserve better.
It Started With a Fanfic Competition by Tenoko1 (@tenoko1) on AO3. (124,487 words).
This was written beautifully. It was so wholesome, not afraid to call the characters out on their usual bullshit, and has genuinely more character development than the entire 15 year long show.
Serendipity by whelvenwings (@whelvenwings) on AO3. (23,891 words).
I absolutely adored every character in this (and thoroughly enjoyed guessing who was going to show up next!) and the plot was fabulous!
The Mute!Cas ‘verse by Princess_Aleera on AO3. (148,656 words).
Oh man. I wasn’t sure at first, but this is now maybe my favourite universe out there. The fluff was unbelievably fluffy, the angst was quality pain, and that’s without mentioning the fact the end had me ugly sobbing. On Christmas Eve.
When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth by Mishafied on AO3. (68,926 words).
Oh my lord, what about this isn’t amazing? The casting was fabulous, the amount of research was obvious and really paid off, and I mean... Jurassic Park AU! It made me desperate to rewatch the films, too.
The Passion of the Christ (and his angelic ex-boyfriend) by Bzzee (@clarafordahwin) on AO3. (4,972 words).
I am going straight to Hell, and it is because of this fic right here. That being said, this is top quality crack and I’ve sent it to everyone I know just for the trip (two of them had never watched SPN. One asked me if Jesus was actually in it).
You Can Keep Holding On by NorthernSparrow on AO3. (352,388 words).
I won’t spoil it, but one of the best plot twists of all time! The exploration of Dean & Cas’ relationship, the detail put into the lore, the foreshadowing... amazing.
Apres by imogenbynight (@imogenbynight) on AO3. (24,045 words).
This was so adorable - Cas and Dean deserved a holiday in France!
I hope you enjoyed them! I’ve really been struck - especially over quarantine - with appreciation for all the writers out there who are giving us this professional quality content for free. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do without you, which is why I’ve done my best to hunt you down and tag you so you can take my love! There are a hundred other fics that I could have included on here as well, or ones that I’ve read since making this list. Thank you all so much for giving us these wonderful stories!
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My ABSOLUTE favorite fic for Cas with wings is Boneless Wings by pallasperilous it’s hilarious and never fails to make my laugh out loud. It’s more crack treated seriously than anything but it’s truly one of my all time comfort fics 💛💛💛
omg just read the summary i am excited! thank you so much for sharing with me!!! I need more cas with wings in my life <3
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Cracktober: A Profound Art Challenge
Cracktober is a Promptober list hosted by the Profound Bond discord server. Here are some of the guidelines for creation/sharing of Cracktober fills:
- You can use the list however you choose, but fills shared on server or reblogged by the tumblr must be Destiel/Gen
- If you post your fill on tumblr, please tag #profoundnet and #cracktober so we can reblog them!
- Writing fills (Destiel/Gen) can be added to the ao3 collection
- In-server folks will have the option to submit their fills in November for a Cracktober masterpost!
You do not have to be a server member to use this prompt list, however we definitely recommend joining to share your work directly and chat with other people doing Cracktober or any other prompt list :)
Happy Promptober - let’s get cracking!
(art by @pallasperilous)
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fic recs week 24
obligatory links:
everything tagged 1000 destiel fanfics in 2021
weekly fic recs
why would I do such a thing?
damn, so:
I’m not usually tryna get too personal on these rec posts, but my dad’s funeral was last weekend. he died in March 2020, but we just now were able to have the service. my dad was my favorite person ever, and it was a huge weekend of family and activity and stress and feelings, and it’s got me kind of depresso.
also it’s really hot here, which never fails to make me feel lethargic and useless and makes me unable to do any gardening, which is my other Hobby to Feel Feelings To.
so I read 51 destiel fanfics this week.
it’s bonkers, I know. but every day after work all I wanted to do was lie on the sofa and read. or for a change of pace I would get in bed and read. if I wanted to get spicy with it I would sit in a chair and read.
anyway here are this week’s recs. as usual, I make these recs with no eye toward what is already well known in the fandom or what’s new etc. the theme is just “stuff I read and liked,” but categorized a bit for easier perusing. since I was all up in my feels this week it’s mostly established deancas and not a lot of angst.
2020 and older
Boneless Wings by @pallasperilous
For those of you perving along at home, Dean could absolutely provide a list of the hundred or so ways that having a boyfriend* with giant fucking actual wings is super hot and/or awesome.
This is not that list.
y’all. Y’ALL. if you’ve never read this, I urge you to read this. it’s crack, but it’s adorable crack, and it’s sweet and very funny. I was already chuckling about the crows in the yard, but when cas says, “they think I’m their god,” I straight up cackled.
Paint and Ink by @artsyunderstudy
I almost NEVER read AUs, but this series was short and I already liked some of this writer’s other stuff (namely Sex is Weird). artist Cas and tattoo artist Dean. I love her writing style.
Blessed Are Those Who Hunger by pollutedstar
set during 5x14 My Bloody Valentine.
“[Dean] understands devouring things you love. Not in such a grotesquely literal sense, but he knows what that ache feels like. Something tugs at his gut because no matter how many times he’s fantasized about taking someone into his arms and making them a part of him, he’s never wondered what it would be like to be consumed so fully before.”
I mean. GOD.
Deprived Of Every Planet by KelpietheThundergod
bad work, soldier by @s11e17
Death of the Author by TellItToTheWolves
basically porn with feelings, my bad
2021 and newer
The Stars In Sharp Relief by @darkshrimpemotions
Talk Therapy by shara
killing time by @deanpdf
and he's back (with a mind of his own) by @sobsicles
to hell and back by @myaimistrue
Use Cinderblocks to Build a Stairway by pollutedstar
this one is very good, but do heed the tags, it’s a heavy one
please send recs! my asks are open. main/side ship destiel, canon or canon divergence highly preferred, no high school/college AU, no wips, no a/b/o, no non/dubcon that happens in the story (ok if it’s referenced/discussed). emotional arcs/character development are my fave.
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Destiel fic recs/what I’ve been reading (round #1)
Since some folks seemed interested in me starting this, here’s a round-up of what I’ve enjoyed reading in the last...two weeks or so. Not sure how much of a schedule I’ll keep up with these posts, but I’ll try whenever I have a bunch to share before they get too cluttered in my bookmarks.
Some are new(ish), some are older stories, it’s just whatever I’ve stumbled upon via searching tags for particular cravings, recent exchanges, or other recs in the wild. Sixteen fics in total for this round, all below the cut. Basically stories I liked enough that I didn’t just bookmark but I downloaded, so I could re-read without fear of disappearing forever.
Season 15.18—15.20 Fix-its - because we cannot have enough of these ever, right?
One does not simply walk into the Empty by TheSilverQueen (7.7k) I was practically screaming while reading this one. Because if you are Dean Winchester, that is EXACTLY what you do - walk straight into the Empty to get Cas back and pick a fight with the Shadow about it until you get your way. Inspired by the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice yet wonderfully in character. Might be my favorite fix-it to date because it just felt like...yes, I can see this happening. Exactly like this.
the noise of stars by depugnare (2.9k) - I love this for the look inside Cas’s thoughts and mind—going back to the dawn of creation and leading to his rescue from the Empty. Seems like a lot to cram into under 3k words but it’s very poetic and beautifully written, something that feels very angelic (also, I love the handling of Dean’s soul actually being quite broken after his time in Hell, something I feel isn’t dealt with nearly enough...?)
Enhanced Extraction Techniques by goldenraeofsun (5.8k) This one hurts so good. The Empty torments Cas with visions of Dean coming to rescue him over and over again. How can he know what’s real versus a dream? Bonus points for a nifty Law & Order reference (dun dun).
Occursus by PallasPerilous (4k). Heaven!fic, so read at your own risk. This one I loved for angel weirdness and strange biology at its finest. Dean’s soul basically gave Cas an angelic STD when he raised him from perdition. IDEK but it works and I loved it and if you like fic that skirts on the strange with lovely language, humor, and banter, this is for you.
These Old Bones by Destina (3.2k). Always a delight to share a fandom (once again!) with an author whose style and works I know I’ll enjoy. Wherein Dean and Cas straddle a unique line between Heaven and Earth in order to build the life-and home-together that they deserve. Loving and comforting and with just a touch of the bitter to the sweet.
Command Me to Be Well by prosopopeya (28k). This one hurts a lot before it gets better because they’re both emotional idiots in their own ways. It doesn’t matter in this story exactly how Cas got back; the real challenge is Dean (and Cas) figuring out how to deal with what comes next in the aftermath of Cas’s love confession. Dean acts like sex will be enough (and is all he can handle); Cas wants/needs far more than that, and it’s a long, long road to get there. If you want a story where they don’t just immediately work out great, happily-ever-after after fixing Cas’s death, this is one I’ll rec.
Nothing Equals the Splendor by RurouniHime (7.8k) I know I already mentioned loving this one but I have to put it on my official rec list. Kind of a contrast to the previous rec, here they don’t waste much time at all getting it on, once Cas is back. Delicious first-time fix-it sex with wings and so hot/explosive they practically trash the bunker. I really like smutty fic that doesn’t forget that Cas isn’t human so there are some...unique kinks in how they get it on.
surely heaven wants for you by cenotaphy (3.7k) Heaven fic with steamy first time sex outside. Just...a yummy read with enough angst and feelings to balance things out nicely.
*****
Human!Cas in Season 9 (canon-divergent AUs or Not) - This is where I was recently at on my complete watch-through, so I have a serious craving for human!Cas missing scenes, or AUs where he stays in the bunker with Dean, Sam and Kevin. Hence a lot of reading to scratch that itch.
La cucina. by orange_crushed (3.9k). Total food-porn delight. Dean enjoys bringing new foods for Cas to taste now that he is human and Dean is in the bunker kitchen cooking like the total domestic goddess housewife he is meant to be. This one is yummy in more ways than one and satisfies my craving for pleasure seeking!Cas as well as protective-mama hen!Dean.
Bibliophile by tiamatv (4k). Human!Cas loves books, on a tactile level and on a story-telling level, too. Dean likes to cuddle. Cas tries to figure out how to read AND cuddle at the same time. Just a happy comforting read that’s like a warm and fuzzy blanket of squee.
A Room of His Own (or not) by Valinde (Valyria) (3k). This fandom is very, very good to this fan of delicious frottage and bedsharing and this is no exception. Especially when it features greedy-for-pleasure!Cas just totally hungry for new experiences and awkward about them at the same time.
Under the sun by orange_crushed (1k). Episode tag for 9x06. Bitchy Human!Cas hurt/comfort wound-care with bedsharing and just...electric with possibilities.
*****
My Wing!Kink let me show you it.
The Care and Feeding of Castiel by MalMuses (24k) Soft. So, so very deliciously soft. Soft!Dean nesting (in more than one ways) in the bunker. Unique and delightful angel-lore relating angels to birdlike-behavior including nesting urges/molting/even flight-or-fight instincts that explains so much of how Cas acts. This is a great AU with Cas starting to regain his wings as things calm down (in an alternative late season setting) and he starts to feel more at home in the bunker. Wing-grooming as he’s molting and regrowing damaged wings acts as a metaphor for Dean & Cas “grooming” and healing their relationship by finally talking about the hurt and miscommunication between them through the years. Much love. Such happy. A+ rec especially when there is @lizleeships art to go with it.
The Care and Keeping of Wings by nekosmuse (2.9k) Crackfic! Pure crack in the absolute best way possible! Cas comes back from Purgatory with.... something different about him. His wings are manifest and everyone can see them. Dean seems strangely proud of showing off his winged angel!babe...even when Cas has them pull over Baby for the perfect dust bath. Poor Sam must suffer both of these idjits and try to keep onlookers away. IDEK but I loved it.
*****
Random other recs
Blessed Are Those Who Hunger by pollutedstar (3.6k) Character study of Dean and dark reasons behind some of his weird issues with food, relating back to 5.14 (My Bloody Valentine). I might caution that if you have any eating disorder triggers you might want to tread carefully, but otherwise this is a painfully good look at the things Dean will do to protect and care for those he loves.
Mary Winchester, Working On It by alittleduck (9.6k) Saw this one recced on fail_fandomanon and I had to check it out. Mary is trying to figure out Dean & Cas’s relationship. Dean thinks Mary is trying to come out as gay herself. Lots of great/hilarious TFW 2.0 dialog and family banter, and somehow it manages to skirt hitting my embarrassment squick despite the set-up and a lot of awkward situations.
#destiel recs#my fic recs#maybe a weekly thing we shall see#hawkland reads spn fic#deancas recs#my destiel recs
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester
Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Sam Winchester
Additional Tags: Crack, Wingfic, Domestic Fluff, Crack Treated Seriously, Dean Winchester Has Allergies, Castiel Talks to Animals (Supernatural), Angelic Lore, Canon Compliant, Wing Kink, Lists, Angel Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester is So Done, Wingsquick, Suburbia, Established Castiel/Dean Winchester, Art
Summary:
For those of you perving along at home, Dean could absolutely provide a list of the hundred or so ways that having a boyfriend with giant fucking actual wings is super hot and/or awesome.
This is not that list.
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I actually had quite a lot of fun with this one. Bless, and rip on the bird mites
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Look everybody has been making absolutely devastating fluffy coda fics and art or whatever and I just think it’s time somebody asked the really hard questions, like does Castiel wear bee slippers?
#supernatural#destiel#spn 15x18#spn spoilers#you can always depend on me lads#we got ourselves into this mess we can get ourselves out again#dean winchester#castiel#supernatural crack#spn 15x18 spoilers#pallasperilous art#pallasperilous crack
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Hi! One of my best friends came down with a stomach bug and isn't feeling to well. Do you have any fluffy fic's I can recommend to them? Thanks!<3
Oh, I’m sorry, I hope your friend gets better soon! These are just a few of my favourite fluffy fics, including some sweet Christmas related ones. Hopefully this is enough to keep your friend entertained until they get better!
Now Everything is Easy 'cause of You by chai_lattes on AO3. (1,353 words).
Tags: Post-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Castiel and Dean Winchester are Jack Kline’s Parents, Fluff, Sharing a Bed.
My Rating: 5 stars.
Description: Cas reflects on being human, being happy, and being a morning person.
absurd in the best way by clasch (@good-things-do-happen-dean) on AO3. (669 words).
Tags: Fluff.
My Rating: 5 stars.
Description: Castiel tries to make a pie for Dean.
Snow Place Like Home (But My Home Is With You) by almaasi on AO3. (47,814 words).
Tags: Alternate Canon, Christmas, Domestic Fluff, Sam Ships It, Bisexual Dean Winchester, Castiel’s First Christmas, Bed & Breakfast, Sharing a Bed, Cuddling & Snuggling, Smut, Marriage Proposal, POV Alternating.
My Rating: 4 stars.
Description: It’s Christmas Eve, and Dean, Sam and Castiel are snowed into a small town with a big festive spirit. They splurge on a fancy room in a B&B – hey, they deserve a treat. There’s a tiny plastic tree and a working TV, so they could perhaps overlook the lack of hot water and Dean having to bunk with Sam. Sleeping arrangements soon reach a happier equilibrium: Dean’s just cuddling Cas to keep him warm, he swears – the tingly feeling means nothing! Christmas Day arrives, and Cas still doesn’t have a gift for Dean. Dean doesn’t know what to give Cas, either. Sam has a few ideas, but will the other two truly understand what he means?
The Story of You and Me by the_diggler on AO3. (54,935 words).
Tags: Romance, Fluff, Domestic, Future Fic, Amnesia, Sexual Content, Bottom Castiel, Switching, Tattoos, Case Fic, Thriller, Drama, Angst, Surprise Pairing, Season 8, Canon Divergence.
My Rating: 4 stars.
Description: Dean wakes up in bed next to a very human Castiel, and a journal in his own handwriting that tells him it’s two years in the future. The house looks a lot like Bobby’s, and Sam lives there too… He just can’t remember how they got from angels falling in the sky – to comfortable domesticity. While there is much in the journal Dean doesn’t remember, there is much of their story he’s always known. And as he settles into the routine of his new life and relationship with Castiel, it quickly becomes something he doesn’t know how to live without.
Boneless Wings by PallasPerilous on AO3. (4,333 words).
Tags: Crack, Wingfic, Domestic Fluff, Angelic Lore, Canon Compliant, Dean Winchester is So Done, Established Castiel/Dean Winchester.
My Rating: 5 stars.
Description: For those of you perving along at home, Dean could absolutely provide a list of the hundred or so ways that having a boyfriend with giant fucking actual wings is super hot and/or awesome. This is not that list.
The Tea is Decaf by mnwood on AO3. (3,673 words).
Tags: POV Castiel, Fluff, Sign Language, Castiel in the Bunker, Canon Compliant, Sharing Clothes, Asexual Castiel, Gentle Dean, Non-Explicit Sex, Domestic, Established Relationship.
My Rating: 4 stars.
Description: Based on this text post from thebloggerbloggerfun: “Listen, imagine Eileen sneaking out of Sam’s room at night to go to the bathroom or something and steps out into the hallway in one of Sam’s shirts only to see Cas trying to quietly leave Dean’s room while wearing one of Dean’s shirts and they both just stare at each other awkwardly for a few seconds before trying to muffle quiet laughter and now they have a late night club where they talk about life and gossip about the Winchesters in sign language"And this anon I received: "what if Eileen and Cas discover there are some things Sam and Dean both do in bed because Dean jokingly gave Sam pointers when they were younger and Sam took the advice”.
The Angel Cake Challenge by almaasi on AO3. (8,132 words).
Tags: Canon Universe, Fluff, Romance, Team Free Will 2.0, Day At The Beach, Mistaken For A Couple, Bakery and Coffee Shop, Food as a Metaphor For Love, Public Displays of Affection, Pet Names, Endearments, First Kiss, Bisexual Dean Winchester, Closeted Dean, Coming Out, No Prior Knowledge of Good Omens Needed.
My Rating: 5 stars.
Description: There’s a kooky gay couple sitting in this little beachside bistro, at the table next to Dean. Dean’s biggest mistake was telling them they looked cute together. Now they’ve noticed Cas, and they’re silently encouraging Dean to be as openly affectionate as them. Dean didn’t sign up for this challenge. But now?
Hell, he’s in it to win it.
Once Upon a Time in a Disney Store by noxsoulmate on AO3. (23,237 words).
Tags: Disney, Castiel Works in a Store, Uncle Dean, Mary is Dean’s Niece, Fluff, Adorable, Awkwardness, The Little Mermaid, Christmas Fluff, Meddling Kids, Halloween, Halloween Costumes, Marriage Proposal, Prince Dean, Prince Castiel, Weddings, Ice Skating.
My Rating: 5 stars.
Description: When Castiel Novak gets sick and loses his voice for a few days, he comes up with a clever trick to explain his lost voice to the kids in the Disney Store he works at. One little Mary Winchester, however, takes his note too serious and promptly starts a quest for his prince. Will her charming uncle be able to break the curse and be his one true love?
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In a wanton display of extra-ness I have recreated the Rowena concert poster which plays a minor, but I would argue pivotal, cockblocking role in my recent Rock Star!Dean Destiel AU, Everybody's Got A Hungry Heart (original post with the fic)
Can't you almost smell the musky branded incense at the merch table? Can't you almost visualize the extremely tiny pants worn by her cadre of backup dancers, all of whom appear to be dating each other? Imagine the mid-song costume changes. The special insurance necessary to cover all the fog machines. The sparkly purple grand piano with a velvet chaise longue installed on top which she likes to heavily imply was a gift from Prince. 2015 was a hell of a year.
And, as an extra-extra bonus, here is a photorealistic recreation of Dean's response to seeing it
You may continue about your business now, thank you
#destiel fanfic#rowena supernatural#pallasperilous fic#pallasperilous crack#dean winchester#rockstar au
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Listen, it had to be done.
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Fill for “Pray 4 Sam,” the first prompt for Cracktober at the Profound Bond server.
#spn fanart#castiel#dean winchester#destiel#pallasperilous art#pallasperilous crack#profoundnet#cracktober
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Cracktober day 1: D-List Hunts
#dean winchester#spn fanart#pallasperilous crack#pallasperilous art#sam winchester#castiel#cracktober#profoundnet
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Fifty Ways to Lose Your Lover
{on AO3}
“Despair” Studio Draft 09/18/20 DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT. (CONT.)
CASTIEL is verging on tears, joy and sorrow fighting for dominance. He knows what he’s about to say will be enough to summon THE EMPTY to claim him forever.
DEAN is still struggling to process, but a terrible understanding is beginning to dawn on his face.
CASTIEL
...I love you.
DEAN
(tearfully)
I love you, too...
...buddy
CASTIEL
(Sighs grimly.)
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“Despair” Studio Draft 09/19/20 DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT. (CONT.)
CASTIEL
...I love you.
DEAN
(meaningfully)
I know.
Haha sorry dude I’ve just always wanted to say that
CASTIEL opens the door for THE EMPTY and wordlessly walks into the sweet embrace of OBLIVION.
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“Despair” Studio Draft 09/20/20 DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT. (CONT.)
CASTIEL
...I love you.
DEAN
Cass, man...I...how long have you felt this way?
CASTIEL
Maybe...season 6? But I would’ve...
(He pauses, overcome with emotion, then steadies himself to meet Dean’s gaze.)
But I would’ve totally dicked down by mid-season 4.
DEAN
Are you...are you fucking kidding me? That’s twelve seasons, Cass!! Network length seasons!
CASTIEL
I didn’t think you could possibly reciprocate –
DEAN
I had DESPERATION SEX with KETCH, Cass. ARTHUR KETCH. I had to get a TETANUS BOOSTER after that shit! What the FUCK!
The pounding at the DOOR abruptly ceases.
THE EMPTY (O.S.)
Hey, so, this is getting weird, I think I’m gonna take off.
CASTIEL
Wait, no–
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“Despair” Studio Draft 09/21/20 DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT. (CONT.)
CASTIEL
...I love you.
DEAN
(tearfully)
Bazinga.
CASTIEL opens the door and hurls DEAN into the glistening maw of THE EMPTY.
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INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT. (CONT.)
CASTIEL
...I love you.
DEAN
(tearfully)
I love you, too.
BILLIE (O.S.)
(Muffled, through DOOR)
Pay up, bitch!
THE EMPTY (O.S.)
Fuck!!
BILLIE (O.S.)
There’s an ATM twenty minutes from here up 281. I’ll wait.
THE EMPTY (O.S.)
Uggggggh you suck.
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INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT. (CONT.)
CASTIEL
...I love you.
DEAN
I love you, too.
CASTIEL
Oh.
DEAN
...what?
CASTIEL
Uh. Wow. I just...didn’t anticipate this. I’m...not sure what to say. I kind of thought the EMPTY would, you know, take me. Before you could say anything back.
DEAN
Huh. Good job on the wards, I guess.
CASTIEL
Thank you.
A beat.
CASTIEL
(nervous laugh)
I really thought the EMPTY would have taken me by now.
DEAN
Do you want me to check on her, or...?
CASTIEL
If you wouldn’t mind. I just worry.
THE EMPTY
(Opening door)
Haha I’m fine guys, this is hilarious. Seriously Castiel, I’m super flattered that you think I could come up with anything worse than dating an unemployed closeted dude in his forties who’s obsessed with Zeppelin and lives with his adult brother in a basement in rural Kansas, LMAOOOO enjoy couple’s therapy, bitch
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INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT. (CONT.)
CASTIEL
...I love you.
DEAN
(tearfully)
I love you, too.
CASTIEL
I mean that I love you in a romantic way. Just to be clear.
DEAN
No, I get it. Same.
CASTIEL
Sexually also. I mean, probably? Not super clear on that one, but I’m open to experimentation.
DEAN
I am ready to explore that with you at whatever pace and in whatever way is comfortable for all involved.
CASTIEL
Just making sure we’re on the same page, here: this is a homosexual declaration of romantic love.
DEAN
Yep. Super gay. ...queer?
CASTIEL
No, I like queer. It’s inclusive.
DEAN
An umbrella term, yeah. Reclaimed and shit.
CASTIEL
Because, while we’re both male-presenting, and I don’t want to diminish the significance of that, I’ve got a whole potential genderfluid situation going on, maybe also on the ace spectrum, and you’re...do you prefer bi, or pan, or...?
DEAN
Bi works. But, you know, 2020 style.
CASTIEL
Right, so meaning you experience attraction to more than one gender, not just two binary genders.
DEAN
(finger guns)
Bingo.
CASTIEL
This has been a very helpful conversation.
DEAN
Yeah. I’m so happy we finally got to talk about this stuff, man.
CASTIEL
So am-
THE EMPTY bursts through the door, seizes CASTIEL, and vanishes again.
DEAN sighs.
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INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT. (CONT.)
CASTIEL
...I love you.
DEAN
Don’t do this, Cass.
CASTIEL
Yeet!
CASTIEL throws DEAN against the far wall as THE EMPTY pushes through the door.
THE EMPTY
Yeet?? C’mon man, this is my last scene. I don’t even have a line, I’m just a fucking special effect. Throw me a bone here.
CASTIEL
I apologize. Let’s go again.
THE EMPTY
Thank you.
CASTIEL
(clears throat)
Yoink me, Void Daddy.
THE EMPTY
Oh my god.
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INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT. (CONT.)
CASTIEL
...I love you.
DEAN
Nice try, Chuck. Now let him go.
CHUCK appears, looking miffed. CASTIEL suddenly relaxes, like a puppet whose strings have been cut.
CHUCK
Shit. How did you figure it out?
DEAN
Cass and I hooked up all the way back in 9x06, man.
CHUCK
Wh...no you didn’t! The crew just lost the light but had to wrap the sequence!
CASTIEL
That’s exactly what we wanted you to think. We’ve been together ever since.
DEAN
We had a vow renewal ceremony last month when we legally adopted Jack.
CASTIEL
It was very moving.
CHUCK
This is insane. You can’t do this! I control everything that happens in this universe!
DEAN
Becky taught us about coda fics, Chuck. And that was all the opening we needed.
CASTIEL
Dean. It’s time.
DEAN
I’m ready.
CHUCK
Wh...what are you doing?
CASTIEL
Your power only extends to shots that make it to air, Chuck.
CHUCK
(glancing at watch)
No. NO.
CASTIEL
That was a very long speech you had me deliver. Almost enough to take us to end credits. And then on to another show entirely.
CHUCK
I think it’s OUTPOST. I haven’t...I haven’t even watched it.
DEAN
Jack likes it okay.
CHUCK
(sputtering)
You bastards. You may try to fuck with me between eps, but whatever happens to me still has to fit logically with the situation at the beginning of the next episode!
DEAN
Ah, yes. Tell me, who’s writing the next episode, Cass?
CASTIEL
(with sinister resolve)
Bucklemming.
The blood drains from CHUCK’s face.
DEAN
Then I’d say...
CASTIEL shakes his ANGEL BLADE out into his hand.
DEAN
...Sky’s the limit.
SMASH CUT TO CREDITS.
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