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pesterloglog · 5 months

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Jane Crocker, Jake English, Roxy Lalonde, Fefetasprite

Act 6, page 5521-5540

golgothasTerror [GT] began pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG]

GT: Greetings!

GG: Oh. Hello, Jake.

GT: Im not interrupting anything am i?

GG: Um, not really? Roxy and I are just setting a few things up here.

GT: Ah i see. I would be happy to message you again later if it would spare you any inconvenience.

GG: No, it's fine! It's really nice to hear from you, actually.

GG: I was starting to worry you might have forgotten.

GT: Uh.

GT: Forgotten?

GG: Oh no...

GT: Forgotten what now?

GG: Never mind.

GT: Wait dont tell me.

GT: Is it a tomb or a crypt or somesuch? Are you preparing for another grist seeking expedition??

GT: Oh shit did you schedule my assistance for the raid and i forgot all about it???

GG: No, Jake.

GG: We didn't need your help raiding a tomb. But thanks for thinking of us.

GG: I don't know what this clueless pair of damsels would do without you.

GT: Blast.

GT: Well what in the name of willy howard tafts great tub choking bottom could i be forgetting then?

GT: This is going to drive me CRAZY! Can you give me a hint?

GG: Yes. It has to do with the day I was born, which was almost exactly sixteen years ago.

GT: Of course! Your birthday!!!

GG: Didn't you get Roxy's invitation?

GG: It was my understanding that she gave you and Dirk notice weeks ago.

GT: Yes thats right. Now i remember. The date sure snuck up on us quick didnt it?

GT: Sorry you know how things can slip my mind. The gourd on my shoulders isnt the steel trap it used to be. Nothing like the well oiled puzzlebuster you've got up there.

GG: Mm.

GT: Well damn.

GT: Looks like the egg monster took quite the spirited dump on my face this time.

GG: Jake. I... what?

GT: I feel so dumb. Ill be right over.

GG: Well, if you recall, the party is actually tomorrow.

GG: Like I said, we're just setting a few things up.

GG: Roxy is putting up some decorations. I baked a cake. You were of course free to join us early too. I just thought since I hadn't heard from you in quite some time, you had better things to do.

GT: You baked a cake for your own party?

GG: Yes. So?

GT: I dont know something seems amiss about that. Isnt that against tradition or inviting bad luck or something?

GT: But I guess it makes sense since you love baking cakes. Its like a present you give to yourself!

GG: Jake, what was it you actually wanted?

GT: Oh. I just wanted to get your advice on some stuff.

GT: But since ive been a heel and forgotten about your party maybe i shouldnt bother you with that?

GG: Mmm.

GT: So sixteen big ones huh! The ole sweet sixteen.

GT: Last one of us to notch the vaunted one sixer. Its a big step! I knew youd make it, i always said i believed in you didnt i?

GT: Just kidding, the inexorable nature of times passage virtually assured you would get that old so you didnt really have anything to do with it. I mean not that i dont still believe in you, i do.

GG: ...

GT: I cant believe its already been...

GT: How long?

GT: What, like a year already since we entered? Holy moly, where does the time go.

GG: It's been more like five months.

GT: Oh.

GT: Well thats still a pretty long time.

GT: I have to admit its been a longer stint than i expected. Certainly one involving more downtime than i would have guessed.

GT: I really thought we would have been treated to more action, what being legendary players of a mysterious cosmic game. But no, it seems the primary duty of the so called nobles is to wait around twiddling our thumbs.

GG: Mmhmm.

GT: I am really beginning to wonder when these fabled heroes will arrive? And are they really going to be those we have been led to believe?

GT: I sure hope so. Id so love to meet my pen pal. Dear old departed grandma. But as a feisty youngster! What a hoot thatll be. And you with your poppop. Lets not forget about him.

GT: Not to mention the young strider and lalonde relatives. I bet theyre a barrel of laughs. I met them once but i was too shy to say anything. Then i got in a fight. Did i ever mention that jane?

GG: Yes.

GG: Many times.

GT: Not to say its been all downtime and doldrums. Exploring has been great. Finding treasure, solving riddles, becoming better friends. I wouldnt trade that for anything.

GT: And maybe we are getting close to something big happening regardless? Every day it seems like more and more undead creatures crawl from out of the shadows. Bigger ones and stronger ones. Does their presence herald something worse coming, just as the legends indicate our presence heralds something better?

GT: I just wish we could actually kill the fucking things. Even the little ones can absorb so much damage before yielding any spoils!

GT: Remember jane? Remember at the start how we kept trying to kill them?

GG: Mmhmm.

GT: We would all gang up on like an imp skeleton for an hour just clobbering it repeatedly. Knocking its bones down, waiting for it to reassemble and keep coming at us. Only to finally be rewarded with a shitty pittance of grist!

GT: But i guess the silver lining was it forced us to explore ruins more often and scavenge for loot there. So i think weve learned a lot more this way.

GT: But it sure makes resources hard to come by, having to get them exclusively from chests and whatnot. Sometimes i wonder if weve been missing out on a really rewarding part of the game by neglecting to build up our houses? Makes you wonder. But it just costs so much! Better to stick to making more practical stuff dont you think?

GG: Mm.

GT: Sometimes i wonder if the heroes had the same problems in their game. Do you think they found an easier way to kill skeletons?

GT: Were they just as shameless as us when it came to splurging our precious grist on swanky new duds?

GT: Did the same enigmatic bard haunt their game? And if so which hilarious dead trolls did he throw into the flashy blobs?

GT: Mr erisol tells me he knows many things about the heroes because he saw them in action when he was alive. But he wont tell me a thing about them! These troll sprites sure do love keeping their secrets dont they? Heheh.

GG: That's nice, Jake. I'm kind of busy though.

GG: What did you actually want to talk to me about?

GG: Actually, why don't we just talk about it tomor-

GT: Okay we can talk about that if you insist.

GT: Really jane you sure know how to twist a fellas arm!

GT: I just wanted to get your take on what you might call my own personal ultimate riddle.

GT: It involves dirk.

GG: You don't say.

GT: Its true. I havent seen him in a couple days.

GT: I have been laying low for a while but i just received another series of pushy inquiries from him.

GT: Maybe i shouldnt be too hard on the guy since he was probably just concerned, not having heard from me and all.

GT: But i still couldnt help but detect a tone of desperation, like he could sense i may be having doubts.

GT: This kind of thing has been all too common unfortunately.

GT: Im not sure its going to work anymore.

GG: Mm.

GT: He can be so needy!

GT: If only he could just relax and trust that i wont spontaneously tire of his company.

GT: Although the irony i guess is that his overbearing tendencies are beginning to fulfill his own paranoid prophecy.

GT: Its such a shame. Weve had so many capital adventures together.

GT: I dont know why he has to be like this. He always was an intense fella. But in person... holy cow.

GT: I wonder if it has to do with the fact that he grew up alone in the middle of the ocean? And now he doesnt know how to deal with people without suffocating them?

GT: But then again i grew up under similar circumstances and i think i turned out pretty much ok socially, at least i hope so. Do you think so jane?

GG: Mmmm!

GT: Actually it just occurred to me. Its funny he didnt mention your party in his text.

GT: Im SURE he wouldnt have forgotten. He never forgets ANYTHING what with all his calculations and his computerized brain. Both figurative and literal.

GT: I wonder what his game was? He invited me on an expedition without mention of your party as a potential conflict...

GT: If he sensed i could use some space perhaps he was concerned that if we both showed up to the party it would be awkward?

GT: Or maybe he didnt want to mention he was going to the party in case it would spook me away from attending?

GT: Argh! Do you see jane?? This is what his endless machinations do to you!

GT: Anything he says could be part of some grand convoluted scheme and it just makes you agonize and boggle and wonder until your brain hurts and you just KNOW its a battle you cant win.

GT: You know what i mean jane?

GG: Mmhmm.

GT: Do you think i should just bite the bullet and end it?

GT: Its probably the right thing to do.

GT: Boy am i not looking forward to that conversation though.

GT: Its going to be a doozy. What did i get myself into here?

GT: I think ive made a lot of mistakes honestly.

GT: Not the least of which was getting this shitty tattoo, now that i think about it.

GT: Yes yes i know we all thought it was a riot at first.

GT: I guess it still is maybe? But lately ive been wondering if it might not have been an act of sound judgment.

GT: Can you believe that jane?

GG: Hmm!

GT: I dont know. Its a real pickle im in here but i do feel better just being able to get it off my chest.

GT: You are such a good friend jane, always ready to listen to my relationship woes. What a trooper!

GT: It never ceases to amaze me how excellent you are at this friendship business. Where would we all be without you?

GT: In a way you really have been the glue holding us all together on our adventure. Gosh youre a standup gal.

GT: Oh which actually reminds me of ANOTHER thing thats been bugging me about dirk.

GT: He can often be almost hilariously self absorbed. Dont even get me started on when he starts going off on these long monologues about his philosophical gobbledygook.

GT: I'm not sure he actually has much of a filter when it comes to what others regard as interesting points of conversation.

GT: Not to rag on the guy too hard but i guess at times i would just like to see a little more self awareness from him is all.

GG: Jake.

GT: Did i tell you what happened on our last expedition together?

GG: Jake.

GT: I cant remember if i mentioned. Oh man but thinking back on what happened its even more ridiculous in retrospect.

GT: Where do i begin?

GG: Jake!!!

GT: What?

GG: Shut up!

GT: Huh?

GG: Shut up!!!

GT: Errr.

GT: Did i say something wrong?

GG: JAKE.

GG: PLEASE.

GG: STOP TALKING.

GT: I dont...

GG: JAKE.

GG: I SAID SHUT UP.

GT: Wha...

GG: JUST,

GG: SHUT,

GG: THE FUCK,

GG: UUUUUUUUUUP!!!

GT: Ay caramba.

GT: What in tarnation is the matter jane?

GG: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

GG: WHAT'S THE MATTER???

GG: I AM SICK.

GG: AND FUCKING TIRED.

GG: TO DEATH.

GG: OF YOUR INSUFFERABLE BLITHERING BULLSHIT!!!!!!

GT: Whoa there.

GT: You seem really worked up. Maybe we should just calm down and talk this through like sensible adults?

GT: Also youre going kinda heavy on the caps there arent you? Sort of makes it seem like your shouting. Just saying.

GG: I AM SHOUTING!

GG: THERE ARE LITERAL SHOUTS OF ANGER COMING OUT OF MY ACTUAL MOUTH, AND THEY ARE DIRECTED AT YOU!

GT: Yikes.

GT: Well ok then.

GT: Can you tell me why youre so upset with me?

GT: Is it because i forgot your birthday party? Because i do feel awful about that.

GG: OH MY GOD. WHY ARE YOU SO CLUELESS?

GG: I CAN'T STAND IT!

GT: Really i feel like a tool about forgetting. You know how i am. I forget stuff.

GT: I mean...

GT: Shucks buster. If i knew how to make it up to you i would.

GT: If it ameliorates matters any i am sighing pretty much the shucksiest buster of contrition i can manage.

GG: IT'S NOT ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY!!!

GG: THE FACT THAT YOU FORGOT CERTAINLY DOESN'T HELP, BUT THAT'S NOT IT. SEE, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!

GG: OH, AND COULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING SHUCKS BUSTER?!

GG: SHUCKS BUSTER WAS MY THING! AND YOU STOLE IT!

GT: I thought shucks buster was...

GT: Sorta our thing?

GG: NO, IT WAS MY THING, BUT I ALLOWED IT TO BE OUR THING! BACK WHEN YOU USED TO GIVE A SHIT! BUT NOW IT'S JUST MINE, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ANYMORE!

GT: Uhh.

GT: Ok?

GT: I suppose i could go with shoot buddy. Or...

GT: Fudge junior?

GG: .................

GT: Or maybe forgo an analogous catch phrase altogether heh.

GT: But i clearly stepped in it big time with you and id really like to know what i did.

GG: JAKE, LET ME ASK YOU.

GG: DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE TALKED?

GT: Hmm.

GT: Wasnt it a few days ago?

GG: NO. TRY A FEW WEEKS AGO!

GG: AND EVEN THEN, YOU MESSAGED ME JUST TO TALK ABOUT SOME STUPID SHIT THAT HAPPENED WITH DIRK.

GG: A TEDIOUS GESTURE WHICH YOU THEN SAW FIT TO REPRISE ON MY BIRTHDAY OF ALL DAYS, WHILST CONSIDERATELY FORGETTING ABOUT IT!

GG: AND EVEN WHEN I REMINDED YOU ABOUT IT, YOU STILL BARGED AHEAD WITH YOUR SELF-INDULGENT RELATIONSHIP CLAPTRAP ANYWAY!

GT: I didnt realize it was so long ago. Sorry about that.

GT: Again all i can say is where does the time go? I guess i have trouble keeping up with everything im supposed to. Which it would seem includes personal relationships as much as calendars.

GT: Im not much of a leader of people. Not like you are jane. I think when it comes to adventuring maybe im more of a solo act?

GT: Which now that i think about it might be contributing to my problems with dirk. Maybe thats part of the reason why i needed some space?

GT: Oh brother there i go again blustering about my problems. I guess i see what you mean.

GT: But really if you wanted to talk sooner then why didnt you get in touch with me?

GT: It feels as though im always the one to say hello to you lately.

GG: YEAH! THAT'S BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE TIME WE CHAT, YOU DO NOTHING BUT TALK ABOUT YOURSELF!

GG: YOU NEVER ASK ME HOW I'M FEELING OR WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO. YOU JUST LAUNCH INTO YOUR ROMANTIC PROBLEMS, AND I JUST LISTEN LIKE AN ACCOMMODATING FOOL AS ALWAYS!

GG: SO I JUST STOPPED BOTHERING! WHY SHOULD I SUBJECT MYSELF TO THAT REPEATEDLY?!

GG: YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE MOST THOUGHTLESS, SELF-CENTERED PERSON I HAVE EVER MET!

GG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO FEEL...

GT: Huh?

GT: Used to feel what?

GG: JAKE, HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU HOW IT MUST FEEL FOR SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO HER FRIEND GO ON AND ON ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEND PROBLEMS WHEN...

GG: WHEN ALL ALONG SHE...

GG: BUT SHE JUST COULDN'T SAY BECAUSE SHE BLEW IT AND IT WAS TOO LATE TO...

GG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M BOTHERING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU. NEVER MIND.

GT: Now hold the phone.

GT: Jane i think i may finally understand whats been going on here.

GT: In retrospect i cant believe ive been this blind.

GT: Youre right i really can be deplorably thick sometimes.

GT: Looking back i can see how many of our conversations must have been torment for you.

GT: You really should have told me how you felt sooner!

GG: YEAH. I...

GG: I know. :(

GT: If you told me you had the hots for dirk i would have backed off without another word.

GT: What are friends for!

GG: RAAARARRAAUUUAAAAUUAGHGHGGHGGGGHHGH!

GT: Wait...

GT: Did i say something dumb again?

GT: Consarn it.

GT: I think maybe something is getting lost in translation over our respective chat clients.

GT: Maybe we should wait until tomorrow and just clear the air face to face at your party?

GG: NO!

GG: YOU AREN'T COMING TO MY PARTY!

GT: Aw come on jane. Be a sport.

GG: YOU AREN'T COMING TO MY PARTY, BECAUSE THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A PARTY!

GG: GO RAID SOME TOMBS WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND. GO MAKE OUT WITH HIM OR BREAK UP WITH HIM, OR WHATEVER IT IS YOUR FICKLE, SELFISH HEART DESIRES!

GG: I AM AT THE END OF MY ROPE WITH YOU!

GG: I AM FED UP WITH YOUR STUPID MOVIES AND YOUR STUPID ADVENTURES AND YOUR STUPID OLD TIMEY CHARMS AND YOU STUUUUUUPID DASHING GOOD LOOKS. WHO NEEDS ANY OF IT?????

GT: I say jane. Before you do anything rash...

GG: OH, WILL YOU PLEASE,

GG: JUST,

GG: STFU BUSTER!!!!!!!!!

ROXY: jane

ROXY: yo uh

ROXY: janey

ROXY: u ok there

JANE: I WILL BE PEACHY FUCKING KEEN ONCE I STOMP THIS NOVELTY MUSTACHE HEADSET INTO OBLIVION, AND NOT A MOMENT SOONER!

ROXY: janey uh

ROXY: that aint a reasonable thing you said

JANE: AU CONTRAIRE.

JANE: I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND THAT ONCE THIS PIECE OF SHIT HAS BEEN REDUCED TO SUBATOMIC PARTICLES, WE WILL ALL COME OUT SMELLING LIKE FUCKING ROSES.

ROXY: jaaaaane

ROXY: stoppit :(

ROXY: ur upsettin fefeta

ROXY: just

ROXY: think of fefeta is all im asking

ROXY: poor fefeta :'(

FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 383

JANE: OH POOR FEFETA MY SWEET PATOOTIE!

JANE: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW FEFETA HAS HAD TO DEAL WITH GARBAGE FROM JERKOFF BOYS BEFORE.

JANE: SO DON'T GIVE ME THIS POOR FEFETA CRAP.

ROXY: lol yeah

ROXY: my girl fefeta knows whats up

ROXY: she been around the d bag block a time or 2

ROXY: em i rite fefeta

FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 3;3

ROXY: shit yes gimme a paw bump

ROXY: BOMP

ROXY: jane u want in on this action

ROXY: come give us a fist fulla sugar

ROXY: complete the 3way for max girl power + solidarity against dumb dudes

ROXY: janey jeez dont leave us hanging here

JANE: SIGH.

JANE: FINE.

ROXY: jane that was the piss poorest paw bump ive ever seen

ROXY: that was like a negative bump

ROXY: we are going to have to bump long and hard into the night to dig us outta this fuckin bump hole you dug us into

ROXY: w/ that tragic bump

ROXY: that bump was like

ROXY: shakespearean

ROXY: makes me want to weep softly and leave a bouquet somewhere

ROXY: someone plays a sad trumpet in the distance

ROXY: look fefeta just sniffled a little at how sad that bump w-

JANE: SHHHHHHHH!

ROXY: ok god

ROXY: was just tryin to cheer you up

ROXY: take ur mind off whatever the hell that was

ROXY: you werent serious about calling off the party were you

ROXY: here let me just get the chess guys to help put the table back on the roof

ROXY: and maybe salvage the cake out of that sand dune over there...

ROXY: aaaaand NOPE the chess guys just finished eatin it

ROXY: lets just bake another k?

JANE: NO, I WAS SERIOUS!

JANE: I'M NOT...

JANE: I'm not in the mood for a party anymore.

ROXY: so it sounds like

ROXY: u got jaked

JANE: >:(

ROXY: why yes

ROXY: that is the face of a girl who just got english'd with extreme prejudice

ROXY: he was a block head and forgot your birthday didnt he

ROXY: im sorry jane

JANE: Yeah, me too. Can we maybe not rehash the whole terrible conversation though??

ROXY: yeah we dont have to

ROXY: just maybe try not to hold whatever dumb shit he said against him forever?

ROXY: thats just how the guy is

ROXY: its like

ROXY: he doesnt mean to be a douche

ROXY: but its just kind of a byproduct of the whole ridiculous jake english experience

ROXY: like his dunkass shenanigans leave behind a residue that looks like douche and tastes like douche but it aint the real thing?

ROXY: like douche substitute

ROXY: "i cant believe its not douche"

ROXY: um

ROXY: im just trying to say not terrible things about him in hopes you dont start hating each other but i guess this isnt what you wanna hear now

JANE: >:(

ROXY: soooo yeah

ROXY: i guess jakes dumpin dirk soon?

ROXY: hahah like the writing wasnt so on the wall with those two from day one

ROXY: poor dirk

ROXY: ive wanted to say something to prepare him for that but

ROXY: never had the heart to bring it up i guess?

ROXY: what can u do....

ROXY: hey

ROXY: but the silver lining is

ROXY: i mean if you can forgive him for shitting on your bday and stuff

ROXY: maybe this is finally your chance to make a play 4 the j man??

ROXY: ehhhh??? ;)

FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 38D

JANE: ROXY, PLEASE.

JANE: AS IF THAT ISN'T THE FURTHEST THING FROM MY MIND RIGHT NOW!

JANE: I AM SO DONE WITH THAT WHOLE TRAIN OF THOUGHT.

ROXY: so you really think youre just

ROXY: completely over him?

JANE: YESSIREE!

JANE: IF JAKE'S THE RAINBOW, THEN JUST CALL ME A LITTLE HOUSE FROM KANSAS!

JANE: WHEEEEEE!

ROXY: wait rly

ROXY: as in like you dont give a shit if he dates anybody or

JANE: MMMMMMMHM!!!

ROXY: i seeee

ROXY: iiiiiinteresting!

FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 38O

JANE: WAIT...

JANE: WHAT??

JANE: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???

ROXY: nothing!

ROXY: i was just...

ROXY: it was a joke!

JANE: WAS IT REALLY?!

ROXY: ok maybe not a total joke

ROXY: but still mostly a joke!

ROXY: im only

ROXY: trying to

ROXY: blurgh

ROXY: i dont know

JANE: ROXY, I GET YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, BUT A LOT OF THINGS YOU'RE SAYING HERE AREN'T REALLY HELPING!

JANE: DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HALF THE TIME?

JANE: I THINK I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE DRINKING!

ROXY: jaaane no

ROXY: dont say that

ROXY: i had a problem :(

FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 38(

JANE: OK, YEAH!

JANE: I WAS WAY OUT OF LINE THERE AND I'M SORRY!

JANE: THAT STUPID CONVERSATION WITH JAKE JUST PUSHED ME OVER SOME KIND OF EDGE AND NOW I AM FEELING REALLY, REALLY DISTRAUGHT!

JANE: THIS GAME IS SO MUCH MORE DEPRESSING THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE! EVERYTHING IS DEAD AND EMPTY AND FULL OF GRAVES AND ALL WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST KEEP WAITING AND WAITING AND WAITING! BUT FOR HOW MUCH LONGER? AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE MY DAD IS, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO REACH CALLIOPE, AND WHAT IF THEY'RE BOTH...

JANE: AND NOW ON TOP OF ALL THAT, I MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY DESTROYED MY FRIENDSHIP WITH JAKE!

JANE: AND NOW...

JANE: Now...

JANE: I just want to be alone.

ROXY: jane wait

JANE: I have to go!

ROXY: where are you going!

JANE: HOME!!!

ROXY: good lard

ROXY: all my friends are being disasters

ROXY: welp looks like its just us

ROXY: party nite w gcat and fefeta

ROXY: fefeta???

ROXY: oh dangit

ROXY: hey you know i could have used some support there

ROXY: where was all that profound shippin expertise when we really needed it!

ROXY: usually i can barely shut you up girl

ROXY: maybe you just clammed up at all the drama?

ROXY: hehehe youd have loved that pun

ROXY: the one i just said about the clams

ROXY: aw its ok you had enough drama in your lives

ROXY: you deserve some rest

ROXY: good night sweet princess

ROXY: sooo

ROXY: gcat

ROXY: i guess that just leaves the two of us

ROXY: wow this is

ROXY: great?

ROXY: you gonna behave urself

ROXY: not do anything too uh

ROXY: vexing or cheshire catty

ROXY: i hope?

ROXY: oh mother fuck

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mmmmalo · 8 months

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i still wonder what the deal with the troll fusionsprites was. whether they were representative of the alpha kids in some way or not. especially with erisolsprite's lime green aura. the sprites in general, maybe. davepeta, nanna, the works

The color of human kernels is determined by the text-color of their respective dancestor, seems to be the rule. That said, you can occasionally get some interesting readings by treating sprites' existence and dialogue as expressions of their hosts, but results are pretty mixed...

I revisited Fefetasprite to see if I could build on my old speculation that her silence bears some relation to Meat!Dirk declaring Roxy's thoughts unknowable (as though Roxy has some tin foil wizard hat on)... but I got distracted by Roxy ranting about fistbumps on page 5533. The joke about bumping "long and hard into the night" was an obvious joking sexual pass, but the morbid turn where Roxy calls the bump a Shakespearean tragedy and lays flowers on its grave makes it sound like "bump" became a euphemism for pregnancy, permitting some intrusive miscarriage(/abortion?) thoughts.

#homestuck commentary #roxy

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haloburns · 3 years

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nanowrimo word count

i'm doing nano this year! i'm using it to write the danny phantom series i have, since it's episodic instead of a continuous work, i think i'll have an easier time of it.

so far my word count is 8918! which is more than the daily count up to this point! let's gooooooo

day one: 972 / 1667

day two: 5533 / 1667

day three: 1975 / 1667

day four: 438 / 1667

tuesday was a great day for writing. not sure why. but it was. today's going a little better, i might break 2k!

if you're interested in reading the series, you can click here and it'll take you to the ao3 series page! it's a danny phantom college au?? kind of. basically, danny reveals his identity to his parents only after phantom planet and then...everything is normal, except danny goes off to berkeley to become an astronaut and things aren't normal because he's a ghost so shenanigans ensue. i've got 33 "episodes" planned so far and i think 10 done so far, with like six in the works behind the scenes.

i'm actually excited for nano for once!!

#nanowrimo #danny phantom #danny phantom fics #the world is having more fun than me tonight series #the world is having more fun than me tonight

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marrymerthurmonth · 5 years

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Marry Merthur Month 2019 Masterpost

First off, a big thank you to every single writer and artist who participated in this fest! It couldn’t have happened without you. It’s creators like you that keep this fandom thriving! I also want to thank our other mod, the lovely @schweetheart, who was a wonderful help putting this together and is wholly responsible for those adorable invitation promos as well as the entire livejournal page. 💙 We have a total 40-ish works this year. (almost 30 of which are cupcakezys’ oneshots!) Please check out these wonderful creations and give them your love!

The Ao3 collection Works tag

The Month of Marriage [+ Art] by cupcakezys On Ao3 Rating: T+ Chapters: 31/31 Word Count: 63,679 Summary: This is a collection of oneshots for Marry Merthur Month , coupled with lefayart's Merlin Inktober prompts. So if you want to see our favourite idiots tie the knot in as many different ways as possible, come on and enjoy the ride.

Love makes fools of us all (but especially Merlin) by CandiceWright On Ao3 Rating: G Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 793 Summary: Merlin and Arthur have recently gotten engaged. They’ve asked Morgana and Gwen for help organizing the wedding. That was a mistake.

And all the days ever after by schweetheart On Ao3 Rating: T+ Chapters: 2/2 Word Count: 2000 Summary: Modern Royalty AU. Arthur has an important question. Merlin would just like to go back to sleep. Second chapter/sequel added for @marrymerthurmonth 2019!

The Castle of Avalon by DrJackandMissJo On Ao3 Rating: G Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 2313 Summary: Good Monday to all of you, readers. This week I am going to talk to you about a location dear to my heart. “Why is it so dear to you, Balinor?” one might ask. Simple: I hosted the reception to my own wedding there.

Such A Good Friend by tehfanglyfish On Ao3 Rating: E Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 14030 Summary: Years after they first met, the Lady Vivian is back in Camelot and still very enchanted. The only way for Arthur to escape her unwanted advances is to enter into a fake engagement with Merlin, who proves to be a very good friend by going along with it. The plan seems perfect until Arthur discovers he has developed Feelings... and not for Vivian. Fortunately, Gwen gave him a journal where he can sort things out and make sense of it all.

Merlinktober 2019 - Day 13: Pendragon [+ Art] by magicalmischel On Ao3 Rating: G Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 595 Summary: It's the middle of the night, but that doesn't stop Arthur from asking Merlin a very important question concerning their wedding - will Merlin accept the last name Pendragon?

twitterature by comin-up-for-air On Ao3 Rating: T+ Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 5533 Summary: Arthur is Camelot FC’s star striker. Merlin is Ealdor FC’s starting goalkeeper. And the whole world thinks they’re rivals, but are they? aka the Social Media/Football/Wedding AU nobody had asked for

It’s About Time by anAshcalledYggdrasil On Ao3 Rating: G Chapters: 2/2 Word Count: 3922 Summary: Arthur is fed up of Merlin hiding his secret. He figured it out years ago, but the stubborn prat seems too scared to tell anyone. So Arthur takes matters into his own hands...accidentally. A one-shot quick fic with a short mission, bandits, magic, and a proposal to top it all off.

For the kingdom you helped me build by queenofavalon3 On Ao3 Rating: Not Rated Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 1228 Summary: AU where Merlin reveals his magic but Arthur is not tragically taken away. Tension that you could cut Excalibur with. Arthur finally stops being a dollophead and realizes who he needs in his life.

It’s About Merlin by tehfanglyfish On Ao3 Rating: T+ Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 1288 Summary: Arthur asked Merlin a question, a big question, and got a favorable answer. Now he needs to know that Gaius approves.

Some Queen for the King by PenDragonInkus On Ao3 Rating: Not Rated Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 4348 Summary: Basically Merlin finds an unfamiliar spell in his super-secret-sorcery book, and, well, does a Merlin, and casts it without thinking. The clotpole. It all ends up with singing, dancing and sorcery. And perhaps a marriage thrown in there somewhere too…

One Hand, One Heart by MapleBreeze On Ao3 Rating: G Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 2216 Summary: The crown prince would never be allowed to wed his servant, especially not one who was also a warlock in a kingdom where magic was banned. They would have to find their own way to be together. Set mid season 2

[ART] Inktober day 24 by blau-enishi [ART] Handfasting by lao-pendragon On Ao3 [ART] At Last by SpiritDragon11 [ART] Day 2: Steep by ato-tarot [ART] Day 10: Mother by aro-tarot [ART] by mega-mathi

[ART] by lefayart On Ao3

I’d also like to remind everyone that over on the Ao3 collection we're bookmarking fics that fit the theme, but weren’t actually made for the fest. So if you’re still in the mood for some married!Merthur, check them out! And if you know of any fic that should be there, let us know! I would love to hear your thoughts about this fest. If we should do it again next year, and if so, any general suggestions that might make it better. Thank you all so much! 💙

#merlin fests #merlin fanfiction #merlin fanart #marrymerthurmonth2019 #masterpost #works #Do let me know if I missed something!#this took a while to put together lol #and its 1am;;;

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seaninkorea · 6 years

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planning for arrival

wow! time flies when you’re having fun. the spring semester has ended and i’m currently in that awkward period in between school and summer, hanging out at home.

however, i don’t have too much time to relax! my flight is a week from today (!), and i admit that i’m terrible at planning things. hopefully, this is something i’ll get much better at this summer. 🤞

i’ll have a few days to settle in at my place in 서울 (seoul) after arriving, but soon after i’ll be taking a trip with some yale classmates to 제주도 (jeju-do), a beautiful island south of the korean peninsula. i couldn’t be more excited. jeju is home to south korea’s tallest mountain, 한라산 (hallasan), which i’m planning to hike! since i’ve climbed the rocky mountains, i’m relatively confident i can make it to the peak, but who knows.

for any future fellows/interested travelers, i’ve found the following resources useful in planning a trip to jeju, check them out! 😎

visitjeju has great information on tourist sites, transportation, hotels, shopping, and probably anything else you might be wondering about! definitely check out the guidebooks (120+ pages long!).

this site is the most thorough guide to hallasan i could find. it has great information about the routes, how to get to-and-from the mountain, etc.

this article has information about the 600 airport limousine (there's also one on the 800 limousine).

#jeju #preparation

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rica-gastronomia · 4 years

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Los 8 restaurantes más caros de la Ciudad De México

1. Anatol

“Bienvenido a un sofisticado espacio cálido, pero informal”, su slogan de Anatol conjunta lo relajado con lo fastuoso, ya que eso es lo que refleja en cada plato que se sirve.

Este restaurante de Polanco transforma ingredientes locales de la más alta calidad para su menú inspirado en las estaciones del año. Sus platillos se dividen en entradas, flatbreads, ingredientes crudos y una variedad de platos fuertes, en su mayoría típicos de la gastronomía americana con ingredientes de la región que otorgan un giro muy especial.

Dirección: Presidente Masaryk # 390, Polanco. Esquina con Anatole France

Teléfono: 3300 3950

Sitio web: anatolkitchen.com

Facebook: www.facebook.com/Anatolkitchen?fref=ts

2. J&G Grill

Restaurante ubicado en el Hotel St Regis, de comida americana contemporánea. Su cocina es de fusiones e ingredientes frescos, se elaboran platillos tan simples como una hamburguesa, pero que van variando de estación en estación. El resultado en la mesa es sobradamente rico.

Prueba el salmón con vegetales de verano, la pizza de aguacate y su sashimi de arroz frito. En coctelería lo mejor, sin duda, es la margarita de jengibre: ácida, picante, exótica.

Tiene una gran cava, un servicio de primera y el escenario ideal para cenar con los amigos o pareja.

Dirección: Paseo de la Reforma 439. Esquina con Río Misisipi Col. Cuauhtémoc

Teléfono: 5228 1935

Sitio web: www.jggrilldf.com

Facebook: www.facebook.com/JGGrillMexico/

3. Pujol

Recientemente nombrado el número 16 dentro de la lista de los mejores restaurantes del mundo. Pujol es reconocido internacionalmente por su haute cuisine que involucra un minucioso proceso de elaboración en sus alimentos, ya que cuida hasta el más mínimo detalle. Su servicio es impecable y utilizan materias primas orgánicas. Aquí, sólo se sirve un menú de degustación (cinco tiempos) tiene un costo aproximado de $ 960.00 mx aproximado el cual incluye su platillo más emblemático.

Dirección: Calle Francisco Petrarca 254, Polanco V Secc, 1156

Teléfono: 01 55 5545 3507

Sitio web: www.pujol.com.mx

Facebook: www.facebook.com/pujolrestaurante

4. Biko

Con un sabor único traído directamente de la tradicional cocina vasca, este lugar tiene entre sus platillos principales el caldo de piedra, la vaca láctea y el foie con tepache de piña y maíz como una de sus especialidades. La experiencia se completa con uno de los exquisitos vinos que ofrecen en su cava.

En promedio si pides a la carta $ 700.00 mx + bebida. Sin embargo, te recomendamos el menú de degustación (cinco tiempos) o con armonización, que consiste en un maridaje con copa de vino en cada tiempo.

Dirección: Presidente Masaryk 407. Entre Calderón de la Barca y la Fontaine Colonia Reforma Polanco Delegación Miguel Hidalgo

Teléfono: 55 5282 2064

Sitio web: www.biko.com.mx

Facebook: www.facebook.com/pages/Biko/109606125780746?fref=ts

5. Rosetta

Es un restaurante que cuenta con el aspecto de una casa francesa. Su oferta gastronómica es italiana con tintes de comida mexicana. Por ser estacional, la carta nunca es la misma, y aunque persistan algunos platillos consentidos de los comensales, se modifican de acuerdo con los productos disponibles cada temporada. En Rosetta se privilegian las técnicas artesanales para elaborar los alimentos, lo que les otorga una personalidad distintiva, y asegura su calidad.

Lo mejor de todo es que este lugar es también una panadería, así que desde que entres enseguida notarás el olor a pan recién horneado.

Dirección: Calle Colima 166, Roma Norte.

Teléfono: 5533 7804

Sitio web: rosetta.com.mx

Facebook: www.facebook.com/RestauranteRosetta/

6. Quintonil

Es también, un integrante de la lista de los 50 mejores restaurantes del mundo. El chef Jorge Vallejo imprime su experiencia en platillos que honran a México, su tradición e ingredientes. Junto con su esposa, hacen de este lugar un espacio en donde te sientes como en casa. No te puedes perder su platillo emblemático: Chilacayotes en mole de la casa.

Pedir a la carta tiene un costo aproximado de $ 1000.00 mx por persona. Por lo que quizá la opción es el menú de degustación que cuenta con doce tiempos y tiene un costo aproximado de $ 1000. 00 mx o bien, el menú de comida corrida con cuatro tiempos que cuesta $ 600.00 mx aprox.

Dirección: Newton 55, Polanco

Teléfono: 52 80 26 80/52 80 16 60

Sitio web: www.quintonil.com

Facebook: www.facebook.com/QUINTONIL-179230338826928/

7. Mora Blanca

Cuenta con un menú de comida internacional que deja satisfechos incluso a los paladares más exigentes. Sus interiores están decorados con cristalería y asientos cuya comodidad es insuperable.

La propuesta de Daniel Ovadía (el chef) en Polanco permite un cruce de culturas culinarias que vienen de Francia y España y aterrizan con influencia local.

Este restaurante también cambia constantemente de platos, ahí encuentras un exquisito pollo rostizado a los 40 ajos, un queso fundido impecable, y platos que se comían en casa del chef cuando era niño y ha replicado y mejorado.

Dirección: Calle Emilio Castelar 135, Polanco.

Teléfono: 5280 4358

Sitio web: morablanca.com

Facebook: www.facebook.com/morablancadf

8. Morimoto

El Hotel Camino Real es el lugar en donde Masaharu Morimoto un chef famoso en todo el mundo estableció un concepto que toma la esencia de la alta cocina japonesa para combinarla con una influencia occidental. El lugar es un jardín de sorpresas culinarias. Se da el lujo de reinventar platos que trascienden lo netamente japonés.

En tu visita no te puedes perder el Morimoto Sashimi o una tártara de hamashi y puedes acompañarlos de uno de los sakes que tienen entre su amplia selección de bebidas. Por otro lado, los cócteles son buenísimos.

Dirección: Camino Real Polanco, Mariano Escobedo 700, Colonia Anzures

Teléfono: 01 (55) 52 63 88 88

Sitio web: www.morimotomexicocity.com/

Facebook: www.facebook.com/MorimotoPHL/?fref=ts

#RestaurantesdeMéxico #Deliciascaras

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coin-river-blog · 5 years

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Markets and Prices

The first month of 2019 has seen a slight decline in 30-day trading volume across many leading markets. Bucking the trend, however, were ETH, LTC, MKR, TRX, and ZEC, all of which saw a significant spike in trade activity. Stablecoins have continued to see an increase in trade activity, with ckusd and the Gemini dollar posting significant gains in month-over-month volume also.

Also Read: European P2P Trade Posts Strongest Activity Since March 2018

ETH Sees 14% Gain in Monthly Trade Activity

BTC posted a 2% drop in 30-day trade volume, with $154.19 billion worth of bitcoin core changing hands during January. USDT trade also fell by approximately 2% this past month, with tether pairings generating $113.17 billion worth of trade during the last 30 days.

January posted the second-strongest month of trade for USDT pairings since the first half of 2018. ETH saw among the highest increase in monthly trade volume of the top cryptocurrency markets.

ETH pairings produced $77.72 billion worth of trade during January, a 14% gain month-over-month. The preceding 30 days comprised the strongest month of ETH trade since May 2018.

LTC Trade Spikes While XRP Volume Slides

January saw EOS post a 15% decline in monthly trade activity, with EOS pairings producing $21.48 billion worth of trade during the last 30 days.

LTC saw its highest ranking in over one year for 30-day trade volume this past month, with more than $16.97 billion worth of LTC changing hands during January. The past 30 days saw a nearly 29% gain in month-over-month volume for LTC pairing, comprising the strongest month of LTC trade since the first half of 2018.

XRP slid to rank sixth with $13.56 million during January. The month saw ripple post its lowest numerical ranking since August 2018, comprising a nearly 22% decline in month-over-month trade.

MKR, TRX, and ZEC Produce Surge in Monthly Trade Activity

MKR comprised the seventh most traded crypto asset during January, owing to an enormous spike in trade activity on Jan. 9 that saw 24-hour volume increase 1,799,900% from approximately $500,000 on Jan. 8 to more than $9 billion the following day.

TRX also saw a dramatic spike in 30-day trade this past month, ranking eighth with $7.62 billion worth of trade. TRX posted a nearly 157% gain in month-over-month trade volume.

BCH posted the weakest 30 days of trade on record during January, ranking ninth with just $6.34 billion worth of bitcoin cash changing hands. January saw BCH post a month-over-month decline in trade activity of nearly 36%.

ZEC produced a significant gain in monthly trade activity, breaking into the top 10 with $5 billion worth of zcash changing hands during the last 30 days. January saw the strongest monthly ZEC volume since the first half of 2018, comprising a 32% rise in month-over-month trade activity.

QTUM and Dash Slip From Top 10

Despite posting slight gains in 30-day trade activity, both QTUM and dash fell from the top 10, ranking 11th and 12th with $4.92 billion and $4.19 billion in volume during January.

Ckusd posted its second strongest monthly volume since the first half of 2018, with the stablecoin ranking 13th with $4.17 billion in trade over the last 30 days. Ckusd pairings produced a month-over-month spike in trade activity of 48% during January.

Neo slipped one rank during January after a slight drop in monthly trade activity. Neo comprised the 14th most-traded cryptocurrency over the last 30 days, with neo pairings generating $3.6 billion worth of trade.

ETC also dropped from the top 10, ranking 15th with $3.60 billion in 30-day trade. The month saw ETC volume drop by 15% month-over-month, comprising the weakest month of ethereum classic trade since 2017.

XLM posted its second strongest month since the first half of 2018, ranking 16th with $3.24 billion worth of trade during the last 30 days.

Stablecoins Continue to Rank Among Top 20-Most Traded Crypto Assets

January saw a continuation of the recent growth in stablecoin volume, with the Gemini dollar ranking among the 20 most-traded crypto assets for the first time with $2.89 billion worth of trade.

Paxos ranked as a top 20 most-traded cryptocurrency for the third consecutive month, gaining nearly 9% in month-over-month trade to ranked 18th with $2.23 billion.

BSV saw a 46% drop in trade activity month-over-month, ranking 19th with $2.01 billion.

Trueusd also ranked among the top 20 cryptocurrency markets by trade volume for the third consecutive month during January, gaining 11% to rank 20th with $1.60 billion in trade over the last 30 days.

Do you think volume will grow or continue to decline for most cryptocurrency markets during 2019? Share your thoughts in the comments section below!

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james-william123-blog · 4 years

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haloburns · 2 years

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I posted 20,825 times in 2021

44 posts created (0%)

20781 posts reblogged (100%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 472.3 posts.

I added 177 tags in 2021

#danny phantom - 34 posts

#the world is having more fun than me tonight series - 29 posts

#the world is having more fun than me tonight - 28 posts

#danny phantom fics - 24 posts

#my fics - 19 posts

#danny fenton - 15 posts

#mae borowski wrote this - 7 posts

#yes - 7 posts

#dp - 7 posts

#nanowrimo - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i told a kid in my kindergarten class that i was a pilgrim kid and that i was immortal and i had actually lived the last four hundred years

My Top Posts in 2021

i made art

i wanted something for my ao3 account and i found this stupid picture i actually screenshotted in the middle of another art piece... and so i made a thing.

literally my first finished piece of danny art!! it's cropped weird bc of the og photo i was working from also, i have alternate versions below the cut

i love his little fangs!

tbh i love the bottom two the most. i got to use a lot of brushes i dont normally so it was fun! took....an hour and a half? and now i hurt lmao

you can use these for backgrounds and such but please credit me!!

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nanowrimo word count

i'm doing nano this year! i'm using it to write the danny phantom series i have, since it's episodic instead of a continuous work, i think i'll have an easier time of it.

so far my word count is 8918! which is more than the daily count up to this point! let's gooooooo

day one: 972 / 1667

day two: 5533 / 1667

day three: 1975 / 1667

day four: 438 / 1667

tuesday was a great day for writing. not sure why. but it was. today's going a little better, i might break 2k!

i'm actually excited for nano for once!!

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i will continue to shit on the heinous person bitch mcconnell ends until he dies a painful, horrible death. and then for long after, because he deserves to never have his ""legacy"" revered and have his grave become the cess pit he was in life.

die bitch 🥰

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the world is having more fun than me (tonight)

SYNOPSIS:

Danny doesn't want to stay in Amity Park forever. The allure of college, and becoming an astronaut, call him out west. While Amity Park is protected by Danielle Phantom, Danny is ready to relax and enjoy four years of college as a normal human person. No ghosty business. But of course, his father has different plans. He slips the (working) Ghost Portal-able into Danny's boxes as a small reminder of home. And boy does it remind Danny of home... Now his campus is infected with new ghosts and Team Phantom is scattered to the far corners of the States. Danny has to decide whether or not to fight these new ecto menaces by himself or let his new friends into his half-ghost life. Episodic stories follow this general plot line - each story can standalone or be read out of order. The order they're posted in is more or less the way they're written.

SERIES LIST:

1. going...! to be in so much trouble... - 2539 words, 1/1

2. the end of some good times - 5480 words, 2/2

3. a ghost boy at college? it's more likely than you think - 12737 words, 3/3

4. the ghost boy can have a little coffee (as a treat) - 661 words, 1/1

5. sick ectoburns - 2538 words, 1/1

6. i think i'd rather scream - 1279 words, 1/1

7. new cryptid unlocked - 1338 words, 1/1

8. boredom breeds stupidity (and the occasional ghost or two) - 5326 words, 3/3

9. all that glitters is just danny, actually - 8431 words, 2/2

10. college is a time of firsts - 9562 words, 3/3

11. baby, take my hand (don't fear the reaper) - 4122 words, 1/1

12. pumpkin head ghost boy - 4704 words, 4/4

13. halloweekend - 10223 words, 5/5

14. actions have consequences, and man, they suck - 6361 words, 2/2

15. just another day without you (and i can't sleep) - 6126 words, 2/6?

EXCERPT from pumpkin head ghost boy:

“Wanna see me carry all these pumpkins inside?” Danny said with a grin on his face. Since the whole secret identity reveal, Danny had shown that his mischievous streak had gotten even wider with his newfound abilities. He also liked to show off using his powers whenever possible. His parents still weren’t comfortable with casual displays of his powers, it really was only a few months since the reveal, but they couldn’t deny the elation and delight their son displayed when he got to use them.

“I would love to see how you plan on carrying and not damaging twenty-five pumpkins,” Maddie said with a wide smile. Light flashed and Phantom stood where her son had, a sneaky grin on his face. The smile on his mom's face quickly dropped into an open-mouthed gape as her son duplicated himself in the backyard. The original, she assumed, quickly handed four pumpkins to one of the five duplicates that had appeared with minimal effort. They all trooped inside, depositing the pumpkins in the lab, before coming back outside and quickly reforming with the original.

Once they were all returned to one Danny, he detransformed and turned to face her with five pumpkins stacked in his arms. He had a gleam in his eyes that Maddie realized was joy. Danny was happy again. Realizing that he deserved to have his efforts rewarded, she clapped loudly, letting out a loud laugh at the absurdity of it all. Danny bowed, his top half going intangible so he could bow through the pumpkins without destabilizing them.

TENTATIVE PLANS:

these are the current order of fics that i've kinda structured using ectober prompts as a guide. but they're a secret (even to me) so no synopses yet!

12/02: uhhhh so i'm reordering everything again, and i have no idea what number everything is for right now. so! we're just chillin' for now.

#. when the nightmare fades i'm so mad i've already written this AND I HAVE TO WAIT TO SHARE IT BC SPOILERS

11/20: okay, so i'm weak and i posted the nightmare section of it. i haven't posted the "when it fades" part yet but i NEEDED to get something about it out or i was going to explode.

#. ectobers 7&11: abyss and doors

#. ectober 25: headstone

#. ectober 9: cape

#. ectobers 30 & 31: crow, insomnia

#. am i more than you bargained for yet? this is a "mid season finale" kinda fic. i'm outlining it right now!!

#. ectober 15: blessing

#. ectober 14: music box

no plans on WHEN they'll get written because i kinda jump between them depending on the day.

CURRENT wips (as of 12/06/21):

work 15

when the nightmare fades

am i more than you bargained for yet?

all of which are living rent free in my brain.

also, still lowkey looking for beta readers/people to bounce ideas around with that aren't my annoyed family members, if anyone wants to hmu!

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the fact that authors like @not-close-to-straight can write so many different and interestin first kisses makes me jealous

i'm trying to write ONE and i want to die

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #YIKES #thats so many posts #also i love that all my top shit I REMEMBER POSTING C ITS HAPPENED IN THE LAST THREE MKNTHS #also check my longest tag #LMAO

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