note: sorry i haven't been posting! i've been stupidly busy, and when i had free time, i didn't have the motivation or energy to post. having said that, here's a silly little poll for the goobers out there. we are so fucking back gang

Some Good Omens lore: Crawleigh would have driven a Citroën 2CV, but Sir Terry Pratchett suggested a much cooler car, a Bentley.

I got to take some pics from the two models together yesterday at the Proud Nerd Con! (Thanks @hannahnhorror for letting me ride along on the 🍋 🚗 )

From Periwinkle

To Valfrey

Hi Miss Valfrey! Remember that bomb Marx and Doku gave you? Yep, that's something I made with a little help from my friend. I have plenty of those back where I came from, so you have my permission to use them on Sir Uther, also if you want some of those bombs I'm going to hook up the delivery service and send them to you, okay Miss Valfrey?

@shibuyatoastedcursor /@shibuya-toasted-with-extra-cream / @shibuya-toast / @askthedreamyversegang

(Sir Uther belongs to @quanblovk)

@kirbyoctournament

Nothing more annoying than wwe “fans” commenting that they want the big dog Roman back when they were the ones bullying him constantly for years. And i’m sure they are the same ones who wanted Roman’s reign to end and are now chanting “we want Roman”. Make up your damn mind!

I've been receiving ask and comments about how much you guys wanna kill Aster and I want you guys to quit it.

I understand you hate them because of chapter 2 but you all first haven't seen more of them yet (you cant judge a book by just of its cover) and second

THIS IS @shygirl4991 'S OC!!

It hurt us both to see how you'd blood kill down a character that they made, and we are afraid we soon receive arts and fics about making Aster a really bad guy which we wish not to see.

Please from now on don't send comments you wannna kill Aster, nor we'd like to NOT receive any fic or art about someone beating them up or make them a hardcore villain

There are only two chapters from fragile soul. They haven't even done anything yet to be hated like this.

Whumptober day 6: conditioning/mind control/forced to hurt someone else (full under the cut)

Find the royal ay masterpost here

No version of Neil/Nathaniel is easy to break - there’s a lot of persuasion involved in Evermore Kingdom’s quest for their next butcher to do his work without a fight.

(Or POV you’re realizing the young butcher is just as scary as you’ve heard but for vastly different reasons than the rumors imply)

the "wouldn't harm a fly" pit when the mormon family with 4 toddlers moves in across the street

So I saw a screenshot of Ralph without his hat (for his wedding outfit + I think a DLC outfit didn't have it?) and honestly. There's a reason he wears it. It's unfair if he doesn't. Olive Town really is just "hot bisexuals in your area" and they would thrive if they advertised it as such.

This would be a funny scene to see

note: "what do you mean by sizeable?" it means whatever you think it means, go off your own walnut brain <3 /pos

ngl i hate it when u bring up how fucked up the show and fandom treats jermy and ppl respond w/ "he makes out w/ his dog" like idk how to tell you that jermy is not A Real Guy who made out w/ his dog the same way Dolph was not a kid who happened to look like hitler.

like both of those things are deliberate choices made by the writers to justify shitty, bigoted choices in the story and i need all of you to stop falling for it when people bring up the fact that it was fucked up.

also, other hot take that i think should be cold: people doing fucked up things does not justify bigotry. if the writers put in a trans caricature, misgendered them every step of the way, and then threw in a "they kiss dogs" ya'll would know thats bullshit. (or at least i hope you do) so put in the same fucking energy.

It's absurd watching leftists post really dumb liberal anti gun talking points and claim that owning a gun for self-defense is bad.

Idk if they forgot that the current right wing Thing in the US is "trans people are all child predators and if you cannot forcibly detransition them you should kill them". most of the time this is completely ignored, but my favorite reaction to that info from this crowd was them claiming that the average hate crime is committed by an armed militia and that any attempt to carry a gun to defend yourself means you think you're john wick because stopping a hate crime requires a small army. or something. Idk if you've ever been hate crimed for being visibly gay or trans (i have!) it is never going to be an entire fucking militia sieging your home!

if you link the study that fails to adequately control for the effects of income inequality on homicide rate and rates of gun ownership ill start biting i swear to god. even failing to consider that people who feel like their life is in danger are more likely to buy guns! the guns aren't causing them to be killed! guns do not magically attract homicidal people to your house they are a predictor of the level of danger you are in!

so glad i decided to go to my school library when i started feeling sick during class this morning because otherwise i would never have found a rare copy of a room of one’s own by virginia woolf and borrowed it and have it at home with me right now ready to be continued oh my god

'blow-drying a newfoundland' mood:

well, we might as well both sit down, we're gonna be here a while

(this clip was filmed about 45 minutes after we started drying her. she still soggy lady.)

also a highlander bull mistook her for a member of his herd last week and got very worried about her being on the wrong side of the fence.

also her cat buddy keeps bringing her (unharmed) chicks from the neighbours' hens.

but she continues to ignore every other animal but humans and her fave tiny cavoodle friend.

I just watched that s7 episode where Rose, Dorothy and Sophia will have to move out if Blanche doesn't make them co-owners of the house and oh.... oh my god. I knew Blanche's grand gesture would hit hard, but Dorothy's talk to Rose before then?? Giving her an excuse for why she has to say, only to shrug that off and softly tell her the truth ("we love you") and proceeding to tell the permit guy that they're family!! They love each other so much & they can't be separated!! Rose's face throughout the whole thing!! It's so much