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local-kneecap-dealer · 7 months

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Stede: "Don't try this captain again!"

Izzy:

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ragingstillness · 2 years

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Evelyn: how’re the kids Mary?

Mary Allamby Bonnet, probably drunk: well Alma has fully entered her horse girl phase, Louis has become obsessed with chess, and as far I know my pirate stepchildren are fine

Evelyn, choking on her drink: I’m sorry your what?

Mary: yeah I mean Alma and Louis are Stede’s and mine but if I’m reading his letters correctly he and his husband have a group of kids sailing with them. I think not reporting them to the crown makes me a supportive stepmom right?

#mary bonnet #mary allamby bonnet #ofmd #ofmd funny #our flag means death #our flag means death funny #Evelyn ofmd

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madimolasses · 2 years

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Some Our Flag Means Death/Bob’s Burgers content. Part 4/4.

#blackbonnetedit #blackbonnet #OFMD #our flag means death #our flag means death edit #our flag means death funny #OFMD funny #bobs burgers #gentlebeard #stede and edward #Stede and Ed #ed and stede #dizzy izzy #Izzy hands #Oluwande #jim jimenez #jim ofmd #oluwande ofmd #lucius and black pete

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casmick-consequences · 6 months

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literally the king of oneliners

[part 2]

#it's about time people start appreciating my boy!!!! he's so FUNNY!!!!#no WONDER lucius wants him carnally #the key to a girl(gn)'s heart is through laughter #also matthew maher is completely and utterly fuckable but we're not ready for that convo #black pete #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #these are just the ones i could think of #PLS add onto this if you have more #matthew maher #ofmd s2 spoilers

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merricatblckwood · 7 months

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Can someone funnier than me add captions on these pictures to make it seem like a What we do in the shadow type mockumentary interview of Stede and Ed's feelings about each other

#wish i was funny but you ofmd tumblrinas (gn) are the funniest species out there help me out #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #rhys darby #taika waititi

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jaypentaghast · 7 months

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i'm so sorry

#nvm i've decided this joke is still funny #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death s2 spoilers #our flag means death #izzy hands #kenough #ofmd s2 #our flag means death season 2 spoilers #ofmd meme #mine

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blakbonnet · 6 months

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH | Blackbonnet All Kisses ❤️

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blairpfaff · 5 months

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#it's funny how whenever he talks about the affection from fans he always deflects it away from himself back to izzy #like hello we wouldn't have izzy without you!!!#con o'neill #izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmdedit #edits

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im-not-a-virgo-im-a-lesbo · 2 months

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#im sorry i was watching ofmd with ny friend yesterday (february 3) and this came to me #so have this post im making forever in advance because i think im funny #ofmd #our flag means death #ed ofmd #edward teach #ed teach #blackbeard #leap year #snare talks

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timelord-of-the-moon · 6 months

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#our flag means death #ofmd #is this anything?#idk #anyways he is SO fucking funny in episode with his fucking cursed suit #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd spoilers

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 6 months

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#good omens #good omens memes #jokes #funny #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd memes #ofmd spoilers #unicorn #hehehe ;) :)

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bizarrelittlemew · 7 months

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Our Flag Means Death 2x4 | Are you a friend, wolf?

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmd gifs #ida.stuff #edward teach #ofmd 2x4 #this was so fucking funny

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ragingstillness · 2 years

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Saw this in a fic and now I absolutely can’t get over how much I want it to be a running gag.

It’s not enough that the Badminton siblings keep popping up and keep going after Stede and keep getting accidentally killed, I want every single person Stede kills to be a hilarious accident.

Spaniard who backed him up against the mast? Stede isn’t used to carrying a sword yet and it cuts a line and causes a mast to land on the guy.

Thieves who tried to mug him on the street? How was Stede to know the sword maker was testing his newest creation right after Stede ran past him?

British soldiers who try to kidnap him? He certainly wasn’t the one who put that pit of spikes there.

#ofmd #our flag means death funny #our flag means death #stede bonnet

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araindropshallfall · 7 months

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Characters who commit crimes in shelving

#our flag means death #ofmd #good omens #low quality memes I made on my phone lol #oluwande boodhari #archangel gabriel #this will bomb but I think I'm funny

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coreytaylr · 1 month

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100% legit totally real facts about the historical stede bonnet

no the title is not a lie these are really REAL bc believe it or not, somehow the show made our stede MORE competent than the real one

sources: Real Pirates podcast (ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4, ep5), Dirty Sexy History podcast (with jeremy moss, bonnet's biographer, who LOVES the show, and said it changed his perspective on bonnet's and blackbeard's relationship PLUS he has the stedesrevenge handle on twt)

the library on the revenge was a real thing. the man really did that.

running away from his family to be a pirate

paying a salary to his crew

SHOWING UP IN NASSAU IN FRILLY GENTLEMANLY CLOTHES AND A POWDERED WIG

before bonnet's capture, he ran his ship aground and that's how the english caught up with him BUT the two english ships also ran aground (😭), so they fought each other with their flintlock pistols from behind their ships (until the tides turned and dislodged the english ships first. rip)

adopted an alias when he started pirating so people wouldn't know it was him but he raided ships near Barbados (where he's from), so that didnt turn out well. his solution? burning every ship from Barbados

he only succeeded in his early days bc merchant ships knew they would get off easier if they surrendered

ATTACKED A WARSHIP that whooped his ass so bad he almost died. the remaining crew steered the ship to Nassau where he met blackbeard

blackbeard stole the revenge from him but "allowed" him to stay on BB's ship (either as a guest or as a prisoner, it's not clear, but he def wasn't a crew member bc he didn't have any chores)

he was seen on deck running around in his gowns 😭😭

BB eventually reinstated him as the captain of the revenge and they sailed together for a while

"there is a 4 month period where stede and blackbeard kind of disappeared and no one really knows what they were doing" 👀

BB allowed bonnet to raid on his own which lead to him getting his ass beat by the Protestant Caesar. BB then proceeded to HUNT DOWN THE PROTESTANT CAESAR while flying the RED FLAG (which meant no mercy to anyone on board)

bonnet would raid ships and take what provisions he needed and give the other ship what he didn't need (essentially the library raiding scene lmaoo)

BB betrayed bonnet by raiding his ship and marooning his crew while bonnet was off getting a pardon

SO BONNET SWORE REVENGE AGAINST BB who was at the time, the most feared pirate

this led to him adopting another alias - "he also changes his name, at the time he goes by captain edward's. which is really interesting, I don't know if that's an homage to, you know, edward teach, but.. captain edward's with an "s", that's as if he's.. a possession of captain edward" ONCE AGAIN 👀👀👀👀

HE ESCAPED PRISON BY DRESSING AS A WOMAN

after escaping, he was promised a sloop by some rando. when the rando didnt deliver, bonnet "WROTE HIM A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER REPRIMANDING THE MAN"

that letter led to him being recaptured 😭😭

he was hanged while holding a bouquet of wilted flowers

#stede bonnet #our flag means death #ofmd #real pirates #dirty sexy history #kriss.exe #I WENT DOWN A RABBITHOLE IM SORRY #all of these are so fucking funny how was this man REAL #btw BB only became the legend AFTER he met bonnet #anyways the twt crew loved these so thats why i decided to compile them in one post #hope you all enjoy it too <3 #blackbeard #edward teach

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bodhrancomedy · 1 month

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Ah, probably the series which started the “Everything Needs a Deaf -“

Welcome back You… who was renamed by my audience to Sweetheart.

#deaf #queer #tiktok #funny #video #actor #ofmd #our flag means death

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