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paintedwingz · 5 months

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A BEAUTIFUL FIC I MADE. BASED ON A REAL STORY. TW A LOT OF PISS MENTIONS. ITS SET IN A BATHROOM. I DONT HAVE A PISS KINK. I PROMISE. THIS WAS A SILLY JOKE I MADE ON THE OSEMANVERSE DISCORD SERVER (were insane)

I sat on the loo, wincing horridly at the temperature of my urine. As i relieved myself i realised there was no paper to wipe with. I unlocked my phone and opened up discord, clicking on my most recent server: “Osemanverse!!” in the process. I informed them of my situation with some otherwise inappropriate words of which i got very few sorrowful responses. Allister was concerned for my bowels, and Xini decided it would be appropriate to mention that i am pregnant, therefore it was likely i did need my bowels checking out. I thanked lola, as she was the main one to understand the pain i was in.

I asked if anyone could send me some spare toilet paper via email, and Xini was willing. I sent them my gmail address and waited. Meanwhile, Ro suggested a very disturbing method of wiping, which i did not concede to, the method was to use a stock image of toilet paper and wipe with that, hoping i dont get the liquid in the charging port in the process. They then followed up with that thats what they do when they run out, allister was concerned with this information. Xini emails me an emoji of toilet roll and i respond with a thank you.

When I fully return to the server i find a confused ro, asking why we are emailing things; i respond with the fact i needed something to wipe with, which confuses them more as they say: “so you email it?” and then promptly after it turns out they also need to urinate.

I inform them that i am infact waiting for my rear end to dry and we have a short conversation about my use of the word “loo.” i change the subject by asking if they want a bathroom “check” and dont wait for a response before sending the picture; xini responds disrespectfully with “your bathroom looks dehydrated”

I finally decide its time for plan B, and send a picture of the cardboard roll used to hold toilet tissue and caption it with something along the lines of “contemplating using this.” Xini was not pleased. But soon replied to my afformentioned email with “youre welcome sweet cheeks” i make an inappropriate joke about this, but we continued on.

I soon realised it was the cardboard or nothing, Xini became a nerd and told me about microtears. Allister appeared once more, and wanted to know if we were still on about piss. Nobody replied. I randomly decided to inform them about the time i had to use the cardboard roll for faeces, xini continued being a nerd and informed me not to do that; i was absolutely baffled at that statement because i had no other options, and wondered if she expected me to sit there forever. Allisters statement was worse though, as he said to use my hand. The following part of the conversation was a bit strange as we had a miscommunication where i thought Xini was implying to wipe with my poor dog, Gerry.

I decided it would be a good idea to throw the cardboard out of reach. I then had nothing to wipe with. Ro suggested using a towel. I found another cardboard roll, and xini nerded out once more. Lola shared her own bathroom story, as a new character enters the scene: Oliver! I tell them to catch up with the conversation as they have missed a lot.

I felt faeces coming along, and panicked. I could not go through the pain of wiping that with cardboard for the second time in my life. Allister suggested running to receive the paper but i couldnt as my lower half was exposed.

Finally, a good idea was shared as Ro mentioned using pads, meanwhile they were all concerned on how Oliver allegedly doesnt wash his rear. Allister tells us he eats piss, Oliver claims its his diet. Alli then continues by saying (and i quote) “i swear theres a thing where you shit in a condom and freeze it” “and use it as a…” which concerns all of us.

I decide to start a poll using reactions, the options being to vote either wipe with pads or wipe with cardboard. They both tie. Xini suggests i use toilet roll, likely forgetting that this entire incident was caused because of lack of the paper. I finally decide to use the pads, but by this time my coin slot was dry, then i felt a drip. It splashed into the water, a tear fell from my eye (not really.) turned out…i was not dry. I had to wipe with the pad, and flushed it down, which i shouldnt have done because its not flushable but i wasnt thinking straight. I was free from the bathroom.

tags : @xini-the-octonaut @michaelnotholden @bored-boring-and-tired @artisthedgehog @0s3manv3rse @michaelholdenenjoyer @unknown-leaf @CorryGlover

#tw piss #I PRO<ISEI I DONT HAVE APISS KINK #chapter one #osemanverse discord stories

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glcive · 9 months

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⋆⁺｡˚⋆˙‧₊☾ welcome ☽₊‧˙⋆˚｡⁺⋆

about me

you can call me juno or astraea

im a cancer sun, libra moon and sagittarius rising

my pronouns are they/she (and my pronoun page is here)

i'm a proud bisexual (i am very sapphic lol)

im taken (you can hear about my love via the “them tag <33")

i am a minor (i won't immediately block people 18+ but if you're creepy i will <3)

australian!! also a bunch of different places, none really interesting

this blog is for me to dump thoughts, interact with people and just have a good time :)

i play the drums and im currently in two bands! i also love playing guitar and one of my 2024 goals is to get better at playing!!

currently listening -> 🍁☕️🎸 nyc

currently reading -> the odyssey translated by emily wilson

currently watching -> doctor who and rewatching gilmore girls

things i like

i love: literature, the arts, queer culture, astronomy, feminism (no terfs allowed!!!!), fruit flavoured drinks, flared pants, converse, dark red, nail polish, eyeliner, burgundy lipgloss, tank tops, tote bags, brie (always dreaming of cheese), pinterest, spotify, my headphones, the ocean, my grandparents house (im there rn i love it), spring+winter, very specific shades of pink and green, black <3, folklore and 1989 girl, fiddling around on the guitar, fantasising about being a famous musician, finding new music, snow, picking silly little outfits,

books: osemanverse, the hunger games, books by rhiannon wilde, tim te maro's subterranean heartsick blues, all the best liars, books by octavia butler (specifically parable of the sower and parable of the talents), the last true poets of the sea, acotar, the weight of the stars, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo, the picture of dorian grey, house of hollow, howls moving castle, harry potter (mainly marauders, FUCK JKR), i kissed shara wheeler, red white and royal blue, song of achilles

movies + tv shows: dont look up, little women (2019), scream (i like most of them but 1996 is my fav by far), ladybird, barbie (2023), some of the mcu (thor and guardians of the galaxy <33), spiderverse (itsv is my love), gilmore girls, stranger things, loki, heartstopper, arcane, scott pilgrim takes off, she ra

musicians/bands: boygenius, taylor swift, lovejoy, glaive, brakence, paramore, ricky jamaraz, melanie martinez, lana del rey, ashnikko, girl in red, billie eilish, doja cat, big thief, adrienne lenker, ethel cain, mitski, remi wolf, cigarettes after sex, ericdoa, tv girl, clairo, the neighbourhood, bon iver, deftones (getting into them just a little), maneskin, courtney barnett, poppy

my favourite colours are black, dark red, burgundy, denim blue, sage green, soft pink, glaucous blue, golden yellow (i love colour theory so all colours are beautiful in their own context but here are my favs to wear/see)

i really want to get into more poetry so if you have any recs lmk!!

i have recently begun practising some very simple witchcraft, so feel free to talk to me about that and i would love to learn more!!

i love learning about astrology and use my birth chart frequently

i write very, very infrequently and think of more stories than i even start to plot lmao.

i draw way more than i write and will occasionally post some!! its not good by any means but its fun ig

talk to me + dni

my asks and dms are open!! feel free to talk to me about anything and everything!! i love talking!!

i love my mutuals so much so if ur my mutual *looks you dead in your eyes* i love you

my discord is the same @ as here, i literally just got it today so idrk how it works but feel free to add me there <33 but please lmk if you do if your username is different

if we’re very close you can ask for my insta!!

i rarely follow people without an intro post/descriptive enough bio (with name, age group, pronouns) so if you want to be mutuals please have one!! if not just shoot me an ask about who you are and what you like so we can be friends <33

dni: rude, racist, homophobic, transphobic, zionist, terfs, sexist, ableist, antisemitic people

tags

#juno.txt -> ramblings, original posts

#asks -> asks ive answered

#ask bait -> hehehe send me asks <3

#tag games -> tag games ive participated in

#beautiful mutuals -> interactions with my beautiful mutuals!

#spotify -> my music obsession dw im fine fhdklfhdal

#them tag <33 -> posts that remind me of my wonderful bf <3

links + sideblogs

spotify

@likeasugarcubeinateacup -> my notes app poetry

@slowrotburiedinthepark -> a random sideblog i post art and occasional web weaving on

@stabbingstarsthroughmyback -> my writing sideblog (ask me about my wip!!)

stunning dividers by @chachachannah :))

here is a totally beautiful and amazing moodboard by @svnflowermoon that always makes me so fhadkfhakd

last updated: jan 19th 2024

#intro post #Spotify #juno.txt #asks #ask bait #tag games #beautiful mutuals #pinned post #them tag <33

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runwiththerain · 1 year

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hellooooo :]

this is my intro post !

welcome to my lil corner of the internet. it is a safe space that you can always call home <3

my main blog is mostly a hub for all my sideblogs and other stuff. it has no theme and is mostly reblogs

[if you've read this, please give it a like <3]

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basic information

hi! my name is percy/perce/perseus/persephone and my pronouns are he/they/she [please do not use it/its or neos/xenos]

i'm 14 and i'm genderfluid/aroace. i'm also neurodivergent and have been diagnosed with autism and anxiety among other things

some of my main interests are marauders, riordanverse, osemanverse, stranger things, ever after high, enola holmes, brooklyn 99, the good place, stardew valley, taylor swift, conan gray, anson seabra, spotify, music, orchestra, choir, writing, winter, cats, netflix and pinterest

my dms are always open! and feel free to send me random asks to get to know me better! in general i'll try to respond quickly but with school and family it's hard to! i do not hate you!

dnis: racist, homophobic, terf, bigoted in general, but also harringrove/billy stans, mileven, snape apologists, people in the marauders fandom who overlook the women and nsfw blogs

we do not support jkr here !!!!!

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my tags, sideblogs and links

my tags:

#rwtr: main tag ig

#rwtr originals: my original posts

#rwtr mecore: stuff about me/that i relate to

#rwtr asks: my asks

#rwtr ask games: ask games

#rwtr writing: my writing

#rwtr music: my music spam/spotify links

#rwtr tag games: tag games that i participate in

#rwtr sideblogs: bc i have too many

#*insert sideblog*: that said sideblog

#rwtrs loves: my moots

#rwtrs love *insert name*: ur moot tag

my sideblogs: [this is where i will post my fandom specific content, sidenote: i am a multishipper]

daily journal ig: planetpercy [mostly og posts]

ever after high: maddiedarlingandchase

marauders: mirrorballjamespotter

music: feelslikewehadmatchingwounds [mainly conan, taylor, olivia, cavetown, gracie, alec, anson, etc. but also whatever i feel like]

my story/oc spam: thewallflowersstory

osemanverse: toricharlieolly

relatable posts: nowimjustajigsaw [where i put posts so i don't spam my main]

riordanverse: percypipesbesties

stranger things: willelmaxfriendship

taylor swift: somebodylosestheirmind [gaylor]

my other links:

ao3 [i occasionally post fics]

osemanverse discord [dm me if you want my discord acc]

pinterest [i started a new acc so it's basically empty lol]

pronouns page [it has more on my names and preferred terms and labels and such]

spotify [i am an addict and it's a problem, i have over 4,000 liked songs and 400 playlists]

uquiz masterlist [for all my uquizzes that i've made]

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fandom specific stuff

ever after high: maddie hatter, darling charming, chase redford, lizzie hearts, alistair wonderland, briar beauty, cerise hood, raven queen, rapple, dapple, huntlynn, dexven, lizziexmaddie, kittyxlizzie, hopperxbriar, lizziexdarig, ravenxcerise, maddiexkitty, ravenxmaddie, aroace maddie

marauders: james potter, pandora ollivander, regulus black, sirius black, remus lupin, lily evans, marlene mckinnon, xeno lovegood, minerva mcgonagall, poppy pomfrey, jily, jegulus, jegulily, wolfstar, pandalily, pandamarylily, marylily, dorlene, minervaxpoppy, platonic jily, platonic prongsfoot, platonic moonwater

osemanverse: [i've read everything] charlie spring, olly spring, darcy olsson, elle argent, nellie, tori spring, michael holden, aled last, frances janvier, bliss lai, lister bird, georgia warr, sunil jha, rooney bach, narlie, taoelle, tarcy, sprolden, daled, rowanxbliss, listerxjimmy, pipxrooney, sunilxjason, qpr georgiaxroony, platonic charliexelle, qpr sprolden, qpr francesxaled

riordanverse: percy jackson, annabeth chase, piper mclean, leo valdez, reyna ramirez arellano, will solace, hazel levesque, rachel dare, magnus chase, alex fierro, mallory keen, tj, sally jackson, percabeth, pipabeth, shelper, theyna, solangelo, frazel, fierrochase, platonic percyxpiper, platonic leoxannabeth, platonic piperxleo, platonic willxrachel

stranger things: el hopper, will byers, max mayfield, lucas sinclair, robin buckley, steve harrington, nancy wheeler, joyce byers, jim hopper, byler, elmax, elumax, lumax, ronance, steddie, jargyle, jopper, platonic stobin, platonic madwheeler, platonic elmike, willel twims

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favourite music stuff

[i also listen to classical music and soundtracks]

artists: taylor swift, conan gray, alec benjamin, anson seabra, one direction, olivia rodrigo, lovelytheband, cavetown, girl in red, harry styles, 5 seconds of summer, louis tomlinson, why don't we, ajr, the neighbourhood, panic at the disco, all time low, fall out boy, arctic monkeys and set it off

songs: wonderland by taylor swift, august by taylor swift, dancing with our hands tied by taylor swift, the great war by taylor swift, champagne problems by taylor swift, the exit by conan gray, jigsaw by conan gray, broken by lovelytheband, devil town by cavetown, we made it by david hugo, walked through hell by anson seabra, come close by anson seabra and youth by troye sivan

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finally, to end this long-ass post [that may or may not have took me an hour to make], here are some reminders :]

please drink some water, stay hydrated!

please eat some food, even if your brain thinks your body doesn't deserve it

sleep if it is past 10pm or before 7am xx

go to the bathroom, if you need to

have a shower, if you need to and can /nf

brush your teeth/hair, if you need to and can /nf

take a break, relax, if you have been working for a while

slow progress is still progress

healing/recovery isn't linear, there will be good days ad bad days

you are loved <3 if not by anyone, but me

it will get better, somehow, even if you don't believe it

please stay safe y'all, ilysm xx

#intro post #rwtr mecore #rwtr asks #rwtr ask games #rwtr writing #rwtr music #rwtr tag games #rwtr sideblogs #rwtrs loves #last edited 20.03.2023

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kippyzzworld · 1 year

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intro post cuz i never did one RAAGGHHH

u can call me kipp or kaii, i’m 16 and i use he/him prns

uhhh

idk i’m not that interesting

fandoms: osemanverse, saiki k, anime in general tbh, vocaloid

hobbies: sleeping, listening to music, making character playlists, dyeing my hair

hair colors i’ve had: pink, red, purple, blonde, split dyed purple and blonde, split dyed purple and blue, split dyed red and pink, blonde w blue streak

me in general: usually quiet but if u get me talking i won’t shut up until u ignore me or tell me to shut up, my friend says i have cool life stories so i can tell u those if u want

kin list?1?!: daniel jun, frances janvier, micheal holden, jimmy kaga ricci, akito shinonome, kaidou shun, reki kyan, miya chinen, miyano yoshikazu, Kangel/Ame-Chan

things i like: music, lots of music, vocaloid, bus rides home, my headphones, my old cat sushi, my friends (most of the time) being alone, sitting with people w/o talking, sleeping, painting, fun hair, people that respect personal space

discord is kaikai.k1t4n

tumblr msgs r open, dm to me friends/mutuals

asks r open idk if it shows up lol

okay that’s it ig

osemanverse character playlists i’ve made

#osemanverse #alice oseman #radio silence #solitaire #loveless #iwbft #i was born for this #self intro #intro post #me #music #Spotify #kippyzzworld

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90schaipool · 2 years

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About Ollie

I have been on tumblr for a while now and i never made a post. My name is Olliver, people call me Ollie or Duck. I like streaming and minecraft, horror films, books, art, photography, comic books, dogs and hanging out with friends. I also like an obsessed with the osemanverse (my favourite book is Radio Silence). I have written stories since i was fourteen, and probably way before that. One day i wish to publish my own book. On my free time I watch some series and play a game (usually minecraft or the sims 4), or i write stories, most which will never be published. By the way i’m a non-binary panromantic asexual.

I am working on and creating a sci-fi Podcast. Hopeful that i one day get to actually publish the story one day. It is very much inspired by Alice Osemann’s Radio Silence and Universe City.

@podcaststatic

Also a few mentions.

My twitch is FudginDuck. I don’t stream as much as i’d like, but i try to stream when i can.

Here is a photo dump from last summer.

#osemanverse #greetings from station city #podcast static #panromantic #asexual #non bianry #demigirl #genderfluid #introductory post #introducing myself #why am i like this #heartstopper

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fandomestloser · 10 days

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hello, lovelies ✮ welcome to the mess that is my blog. the chelsea hotel. my fic requests are currently open.

spotify || ao3 || pinterest || pronouns page || writing masterlist

✮ you can call me ellis, ells or el. close mutuals can call me elmo. ask about other nicknames, but nine times in ten i'll adore you forever if you nickname me.

basic info ✮ he/xe, trans, pansexual, ambiverted infp-t, type six, sagittarius, aus, dog person, romance reader, writing is everything to me, winter>>, glasses wearer, headphones on twenty-four/seven, cd collector, spotify premium user, fearless and evermore stan, hazelnut lover dating a hazelnut anaphylactic, aspiring author, regular oversharer, real-person-shipper, the nick nelson of my relationship, ginger cat, discord addict, anti-hp but pro-marauders (as long as its gay), love letter sender in a texting world, anti-monarchist, socialist, earring lover, tougher than i look but nicer than i seem, lacrosse player, pwhl enthusiast, seattle seahawks supporter, theatre nerd, night owl, i'm addicted to ao3, founding fuck, linammon roll, moderator of the be my valentine challenge, high schooler, green is the best colour talk to the hand, i like weird science podcasts and emergency-drama shows, rose gold over silver over gold, i look in people's windows, i'm violent if you play uno with me, i don't like bigots, burritos are fucking god tier, tote bag owner (to a mildly concerning degree), im an eyeliner kind of guy, i don't keep my mouth shut for anybody. free palestine!!

dni ✮ terfs, pro-trumpers, royalists, israel supporters, acephobes, transphobes, homophobes, anyone who believes in "hate the sin, love the sinner", larry antis, ableists, intersexists, ai "artists", lgbt+ gatekeepers/exclusionists, pro-lifers and anti-vaxxers, clovergenders, conservatives, or general dickheads.

music ✮ one direction, olivia rodrigo, dylan gossett, sabrina carpenter, alexander black, megan moroney, xana, kelsea ballerini, noah kahan, ed sheeran, billie eilish, five seconds of summer, cavetown, conan gray, maisie peters, finneas, taylor swift, queen, hozier, girl in red, luke combs, phoebe bridgers, gracie abrams, miley cyrus, adele, sixpence none the richer, morgan wallen, birdy, renée rapp, twenty one pilots, the beatles, abba, robbie williams, ashe, blackbear

books ✮ little women, red white and royal blue, osemanverse, jane doe and the cradle of all worlds, nevermoor, boyfriend material and husband material, picnic at hanging rock, afterlove, the meaning of birds, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo, black beauty, war horse, the rabbit proof fence, the fault in our stars, they both die at the end, song of achilles, girl in pieces, you'd be home now, a semi-definitive list of worst nightmares

musicals ✮ come from away, hamilton, in the heights, high school musical, hsmtmts, dear evan hansen, tick tick boom, wicked, disney musicals<3, the greatest showman, the addams family musical, tina: the tina turner musical, mary poppins + returns, six, miss saigon, rocky horror, west side story, funny girl

movies & tv ✮ little women (2019), barbie (2023), dunkirk, don't worry darling, my policeman, julie and the phantoms, rwrb, heartstopper, 9-1-1, doctor who (strictly nuwho for right now), clouds, the hate u give, julie and the phantoms, love simon and love victor, dune, this is us

my characters ✮ amy march, nina rosario, henry fox-stuart, nick nelson, christopher eccleston's doctor, achilles, ezra squall, regulus black, augustus waters, john laurens

goals and dreams ✮ i want to study abroad, have a published piece of writing, marry my partner, adopt or foster kids, travel to every continent someday, volunteer with lgbt+ homeless/support shelters/charities, attend 5/5 1d boys' concerts

my blogs ✮ my poetry blog: @thelostboyschapter 1d lyric keywords: @onedirectionandblank

#navigation #housekeeping #intro #intro post #pinned post #writers of tumblr

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kindaorangey · 2 years

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ROWAN POV BONUS CONTENT...

#THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE.....#iwbft #osemanverse #i had to come out of the void to post this. the discord mutuals have convinced me im like 99% sure the iwbft short story is rowan pov #thunder rambles

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justasmallbloginabigklainefandom · 2 years

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I posted 33.751 times in 2021

1350 posts created (4%)

32401 posts reblogged (96%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 24.0 posts.

I added 19.580 tags in 2021

#queue in a box - 9705 posts

#dw - 1716 posts

#zelda - 1568 posts

#meow - 1326 posts

#omgcp - 1122 posts

#glee - 1059 posts

#lb 2021 - 1041 posts

#animal crossing - 771 posts

#loz botw - 692 posts

#carry on - 580 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#no shade to anon but the fact that their question is basically about monetarisation shows how other social media sites have commodified fan

My Top Posts in 2021

As a continuation of yesterday’s chart with the Osemanverse timeline, I have made a DRAFT of all the birthdays. The original timeline had Charlie, Tori, Nick, Ollie and Michael’s birthdays in it, but I decided to create a separate one for birthdays. It’s a DRAFT, since I am not 10000% sure this is correct. Now that I think about it, Raine also could’ve been born in 1996/4AM hmmmmm.

Characters belong to @aliceoseman and the Michael Scale is @newskoolnatty‘s idea. Also thanks to Newskoolnatty and Hunter for helping out on Discord.

77 notes • Posted 2021-10-10 10:36:54 GMT

“Dit weer hebben we nodig voor een Elfstedentocht.”