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There's this thing that I like to call the Sleep Token Effect, which is where I listen to one of their songs for the first time, think
"Damn, that was a good song! Can't wait to be normal about it!"
and then have it on repeat in my head for the next week
#sleep token#you know like a normal reaction#shout out to Higher#they dont got a bad song in their body#its either a banger#an earworm#or a grower#icy says stuff
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thinking about eddie being a grower not a shower and being self conscious about it until you show him how much you love it
warnings: sexual content 18+, piv sex, handjobs, size kink (but not in that way yk)
it’s not that you’d intentionally noticed it before. it was just that. well—
there wasn’t necessarily anything to look at when you did. eddie’s cheap, starchy jeans didn’t give anything away, fabric so thick that it concealed pretty much everything below. and you didn’t care about size, never had, but it was the first time you’d ever truly struggled to picture what you’d be working with once you got there.
he’s nervous, you can tell — you’d been making out and grinding on his thigh for fifteen minutes and you couldn’t even feel a hard press against your leg. you’d heard around town that he was eager, giving, clearly experienced in some kinda way. so what was the issue?
“do i not turn you on or what?” you gasp, lips still brushing his as you rut against his leg a little harder, whining when said starchy jeans catch on your clit and drag, the soft burn making your insides ache with want.
eddie goes bug eyed, grappling for your waist and squeezing tight, “no, no. s’not that, sweetheart. you’re fucking beautiful.”
you huff, still rocking slowly but not enough to chase your high properly, just enough to keep you on edge, “what is it then, why aren’t you hard?”
“you make me nervous,” he says, honestly. his eyebrows marry with worry, a shaky sigh escaping his lips, “just — worried m’gonna disappoint you. it’s not much to look at once i get there.”
you pout, running your hand up from where it grips at his shoulder to rest gently on the side of his neck, “don’t say that. i’ll make you feel good, if you’ll let me?”
eddie nods, though he’s clearly still so nervous, chewing on the inside of his lip as you dismount from him, settling in between his spread legs and pawing at his clothes.
he helps you undress him from the waist down, lifting his hips so you can slide his jeans and underwear off in one swift motion, leaving them pooled at his ankles.
and. well.
he’s still completely soft, laying over the soft hang of his balls. maybe three inches at most, foreskin rippling at the head. there’s girth there though, so you’re absolutely working with something.
you’re slow with it, dragging the pads of your fingers up the inside of eddie’s shaking thigh until he’s hissing, and you catch his cock kicking up in interest when you do.
he’s gripping at the sheets, no doubt a nervous habit, trying to keep himself grounded as you finally wrap your hand around him, giving him a short tug. he gasps at that, eyes widening further as he watches you jerk him off in a steady rhythm.
it’s weird. feeling a dick grow hard in your hand, fattening up until he’s fully erect and somehow double the size he was when he was flaccid.
it’s like magic. sexy magic that’s kinda got you hot and bothered.
“oh, shit,” eddie’s hands grip the sheets tightly, hips canting up a little into your hand as you work him with a tight fist, “your hand feels really good.”
you make a little delighted noise as you pull his foreskin down and the pretty pink head pops out, shiny with precum already and looking needy, “s’pretty. i like your cock.”
he moans, head thumping back against your cushioned headboard as you continue pumping him up and down, unable to tear your eyes away from it — seriously, where had his dick been all your life?
“can i — do you wanna have sex?” you ask, glancing up at eddie momentarily to gauge how he’s feeling.
his cheeks are flushed pink, tendons in his neck flexing as he watches you with hazy eyes. he nods, a quick motion, and you’re so glad he says yes — you need him in you. like, yesterday.
you keep your hand steady on the base of his cock as you manoeuvre yourself back to almost where you were originally. straddling his hips, panties pushed to the side so you can slide down on him with minimal effort and no resistance.
his grip goes back to your hips as you sink down, a quiet little whimper bubbling out of his mouth as your cunt grips him, “oh fuck, you’re so tight.”
and like, yeah. he’s stretching you nicely, not enough to hurt but enough that you can feel him. and he’s curved nicely into your frontal wall, rubbing against the soft tissue, making your insides coil.
you place both hands on his tummy, using it for leverage as you begin bouncing up and down. you can’t do it too fast, otherwise he’ll slip out, but it’s a nice steady motion that has you both panting and gasping.
“y-you had nothing to worry about,” you stutter, moaning quietly when the head of his cock catches nicely inside of you, at the same time your clit rubs against his dark thatch of pubes, “your cock is so good.”
eddie moans, punching his hips up from below and choking a high pitched sound out of you as he does, eliciting an even louder noise from your gushing cunt at the same time, “y’r gonna make me cum, shit.”
“yeah? gonna cum in me? fill me up?” you ask, tummy blooming with a low heat, a telltale sign you’re close too. it just feels so good.
“you can’t say that, fuck,” eddie groans, gripping at your hip even tighter, blunt nails digging into your soft skin until you’re gasping, “need you to cum first, sweetheart.”
“almost there anyway,” you admit, rutting down against him as he fucks you from below — you’re unsure of when he even took over, too drunk on it to care either.
he smooths his thumb down your pubic bone, over your mound to dip under your hood, catching your clit once, twice with his calloused fingertip and you’re cumming with a wet cry, digging your nails into the soft skin of his tummy as you grind down on him, the deep heat inside of you bursting and settling just as quickly.
“you’re so — fuckfuck,” eddie stutters over his words, punching his hips up into you and pushing you down on him all at once and he’s spilling inside of you. in your own haze you can feel his cock pulsing, filling you with his release.
it’s quiet after that, and he slips out soon after.
your obsession with his dick never does go away.
#eddie munson smut#eddie munson blurb#eddie munson drabble#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x reader#grower supremacyyyyyy#my fave kinda p*nis#my fanfic#mine#drabble
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“elain is not developed enough for a book” “she has no relevance to the upcoming plot” “shes a pretty flower that needs sunlight”
No. Some of you just keep undermining Elain’s own words and actions in favour of other’s superficial assessments of her character.
hope this helps 🙏
#ik denial is the first stage of grief… but damn#elain archeron#pro elain#the gentle grower of life? irrelevant?#now let’s bffr#elriel#tagging elriel cause at least ik they get it
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I need More Clarisse la rue fanfics
Love her
#percy pjo#clarisse la rue x reader#clarisse la rue#clarisse x silena#percy jackson#luke castellan#mr d pjo#chiron#anabeth chase#grower
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Early Miss auto frost, day 62
#cannabis#autoflower#cannabiscommunity#420culture#cannabiscultivation#garden#weedsociety#flowers#grower#gardener#nature
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tobesosun twitter
#.videos#käärijä#yes we know you're a grower#no big dick in those pants until you see a hot guy in the sauna
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cable and deadpool #43
#loaded.#cablepool#wade wilson#nathan summers#sci talks comics#nathan: canonically a grower not a shower.
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BD *and* BDE
The ...he’s got both, bb, and I know this has been long promised, and I’m sure it’ll be outdated in about an hour, but here’s a masterpost people have been askin’ for! Gonna give a lil tease before the rest goes under the cut (ahem):
Before I go further, let me just say I would normally dive DEEP and try to find the full rez versions of these, but it’s almost impossible to find them in today’s shitty search, so mea culpa, hope it still works out for ya! I’m also gonna add some links to some fave ~energy because I know I’m gonna hit the limit AND it’s impossible (??) to download a gif from twitter. :( So let’s start with some outstanding clips:
The eye contact...OKAY
AND AGAIN, ONLY CALLED OUT
This sheer shirt would look 180 degrees different on anyone else
*sweating*
The person who created this video knew EXACTLY what they were doing
....uh....
I will contend that he’s not a shower but a 100% grower
....so now let’s dig into some photos vs. links!
Certified ICONIQUE, Zayn’s FACE:
It’s hinted at in one of the links above, but the people in the crowd, #blessed:
I love how this was a moment:
...that happened more than once:
...and behind the scenes of this tour, too:
Computer, enhance:
Oh, Louis:
There are a lot of moments where he’s not actually B in the DE, but it’s just OUT THERE, like what the fuck, dude:
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But there’s also something in the way he walks, where it’s not front and center, but it’s all EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in the BDE:
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...which naturally takes you into the spank hands, which is alllll E:
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I also love when he feels himself up, just to let you know it’s there:
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I’m a big fan of the spread, too:
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Just the power stance or sitce in general:
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME:
#louis tomlinson#has BDE#and that's both BD and BDE#the energy bb#he's a grower not a shower#but the swag#you don't need a dick to have it#i love to channel him in meetings with bigger dogs than me#his power!
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#420girl#420stoner#girl smoking#420culture#420daily#420life#420weed#cannabis community#18+ post#girls that smoke weed#smoke ganja#latin girls#grower#ganja#latina#weed girls#weedlife#smoke weed#smoke weed everyday#girls who smoke weed#tw weed#weed community#weed queen#weedhumor#weedporn#smoking#sexy smoker#smoke a joint#blowing smoke#ganjagirls
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i am sorry i was so close-
#i've missed searching up all these little bits!! ahh!!!#oaths#honestly there's no excuse here#like#NONE#fic writing is just a vehicle for me to justify following up on every single 'i wonder...' that flickers thru my simple brain#am but a cat chasing a laser of curiosity on a wall and if the scratches i leave are legible it's icing on the cake#also frankly local heirloom & landrace fruit varieties are rad as fuck#i am never gonna resist the urge for a deep dive on that front#some of THE biggest nerds i've ever encountered are farmers market gardeners and growers#so in my meagre defense it is a very well-established Nerd Attractant#fanfic#about me#writing meta
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From Anon that made me spit out my coffee this morning. 🤣
I didn't reply since I've answered this MANY times. Google Search is your friend, my friends. I am not Google, please, for the love of God, SEARCH my blog and/or Google before you come an ask me things I've answered over and over. Anyhooo, as she promised, the Anon didn't give up and sent another Ask this morning. 👇
Before I answer...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG, "Sam's penis seizure" will go down in fandom annals as one of the funniest autocorrect fails ever. "Sam's penis seizure," I'm still laughing. Needless to say, I think the Anon meant "size," not "seizure." But, hey, she's not far off, many penis do look like they're having seizures when aroused hahaha.
So, to answer your question, Anon. The shrimp comment Sam and Cait made years ago was this. They were having fun with Brazilian fans, tweeting in Portuguese. 👇
And Caitriona one upped Sam with 👇
They were OBVIOUSLY kidding and bantering together, as has always been their style. IOW, they were joking around. Anyone who actually thinks Cait was saying Sam has a small peen literally should go to Walmart and return their brain and get a refund.
Here's an old post where we all laughed about how funny Sam and Cait were being. 👇
As for the size of Sam's dirk, I've already discussed this MANY times. Here's an old post, where I mention it briefly, and what Sam himself said about it. 👇
And here is a longer post showing evidence that Sam Roland Heughan ain't shrimpy. JS. 👇
And finally here, conclusive scientific proof that TMGD aka The Magical Golden Dirk is so magical it makes grown women lose their dang minds. That doesn't happen with small dick. It just doesn't. 👇
I've seen lots 'o penis in my day, and small peen does NOT show from the side like this. 👇 It just doesn't.
Some men are "showers" a la Jon Hamm 👇 Meaning, their peen "shows" even when not erect.
But most men are "growers," like Sam. Meaning their dirk is well hidden and sleeping until it's gets woken up, and then it GROWS.
I hope that answers your question, Anon. But, please don't come back demanding I answer you and if I don't, you will keep bugging me until I do. I don't take kindly to people telling me what to do. Do it again, and I'll block you. I do thank you for my much needed laugh for the day, though. ❤️
#samheughan#sam heughan#caitriona balfe#tmgd#the magical golden dirk#sam hugeone#peen#shower#grower#shrimp#dirk
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Blueberry Muffin 🫐
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