Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jazz/Optimus Prime, Ironhide/Optimus Prime, Ironhide/Jazz, Ironhide/Jazz/Optimus Prime, Optimus Prime & Ratchet, Optimus Prime & Team Prime (Transformers: Prime), Ratchet/Wheeljack (Transformers), June Darby/William Fowler Characters: Ironhide (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Ratchet (Transformers), Arcee (Transformers), Bulkhead (Transformers), Bumblebee (Transformers), Miko Nakadai, Jack Darby, Rafael "Raf" Esquivel, William Fowler, June Darby, Megatron (Transformers), Insecticons (Transformers), Breakdown (Transformers), Knock Out (Transformers), Soundwave (Transformers), Dreadwing (Transformers), Other Character Tags to Be Added Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change, Past Megatron/Optimus Prime, Mentioned Optimus Prime/Elita One, Other characters mentioned - Freeform, Canon Rewrite, Post-Season/Series 01, set season 2, Slow To Update, Not Beta Read, Romance, Swearing, Established Relationship, Polyamorous Character, Amica Endurae (Transformers), Transformers Spark Bonds, Implied Sexual Content, No Smut, Kissing, Humor, Angst, Fluff, Found Family, Parent Optimus Prime, Self-Indulgent Series: Part 1 of Those Lost Hundred Thousand Credits Summary:

Ironhide did not envision arriving to Earth in such an awful shuttle which has one pede in the scrapyard, and whose fault is it? Jazz's. And Prime's. And Megatron's. And whoever let him play astro-poker! They'd get to Earth finally, but who knew how many pieces they would be in...

Or: Ironhide and Jazz have found their way to Earth after hearing about Optimus Prime's broadcast from another Autobot. It is not the smoothest landing, nor is their time on Earth a vacation either.

Ignoring transformers: for all of mankind, have some ironop.

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hi morgan! 'asteroid' or 'star' for the fanfic guessing game! <3

hello! i'm finally answering this after forgetting about it for several weeks! i think i have to go for songs from within birdcages for this one with such space themed words!

He’s right, of course. Freighter work might be dull, and physically taxing, but Chan has always loved being out there. Among stars so bright they burn his eyes and asteroid belts he knows are fragments of planets that carried civilisations long-since dead. There’s a reason, after all, that his and Hyunjin’s shared dream is to get a ship together. To fly.

and for star; there are seven instances of the word star in this fic, so i picked one that's closer to the end since that's probably still about a month away in terms of posting. enjoy the hints of what's to come when you have time to read, you busy bean!

“They’re moving us,” Hyunjin chokes out almost before Chan has finished speaking. “We- some of us are going away, someone paid to have us delivered to them for- for a party, or something, and it- it’s systems away, Chan, it’s on Ophid VI, it’s-” he breaks off, breathing ragged and sharp in the air between them, and Chan… forgets how to speak. This isn’t the first time Orchids have been sent away to distant star systems. Chan knows that. They’re famous, after all; the beautiful creatures in their elegant, perfumed cages; the instruments they play and the languages they speak; their endless charms and impossible price. There are always those who will desire to own them for a time, and who will pay handsomely for the privilege.

thank you for these! i'm sorry they took me so long! <3

Snake Venom Addiction And The Case Against YouTuber Elvish Yadav

Bigg Boss OTT winner Elvish Yadav was arrested in the snake venom-rave party case and remanded to 14-day judicial custody on Sunday. Mr Yadav faces a case under the Wildlife Act in Noida for arranging snake venom at rave parties. The 26-year-old YouTuber, who initially denied any involvement in the case, has now admitted that he arranged snake venom at rave parties, said police sources.

The case surrounds the alleged use of snake venom as a recreational drug at rave parties in Noida last year. Mr Yadav is accused of arranging the snake venom at his parties and using snakes in his video shoots.

The police busted a snake smuggling racket in November last year after it raided a banquet hall in Noida Sector 51. Five people, including four snake charmers, were arrested from the banquet hall for supplying snake venom. Nine snakes including cobras and poison were also recovered from them.

A forensic investigation later revealed the use of venom of cobra and krait species in samples seized from there.

The breakthrough came after a trap was laid by an NGO, People For Animals.

A rave party is a vibrant dance party focussed on the youth-oriented rave culture, which often gets into trouble with authorities over drug use and safety reasons.

Questioned about the snakes in his video shoots, Mr Yadav has told the police those were arranged by Bollywood singer Fazilpuria, sources said.

The five people arrested in the case have told the cops that they used to supply snake venom at rave parties allegedly organised by Elvish Yadav.

Their arrest came after PFA member Gaurav Gupta complained to the police that he had contacted Elvish Yadav for snake venom as part of a trap. During the call, Mr Gupta was given a phone number after which he contacted the five accused, the police said.

Former Union minister Maneka Gandhi too had accused Mr Yadav of involvement in illegally selling snake venom and sought his immediate arrest.

Snake venom addiction is an unusual form of substance abuse where individuals intentionally expose themselves to snake venom for intoxication effects. The venom can induce a range of symptoms like intoxication due to the neurotoxins present in it. This form of addiction, also known as ophidism, is extremely dangerous and life-threatening and is not a common practice in India.

The effects of snake venom can be unpredictable and potentially deadly and can last for days. In the long run, it may trigger physical and psychological dependence among users.

The use and possession of drugs, including substances derived from snake venom, are governed by the Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances Act of 1985. But the cops have not invoked the NDPS Act against Mr Yadav as drugs were not found at the spot, according to an official.

I have a few OCs, but some of my main are as follows. Pax Totalus-Son of Optimus Prime (carrier) and Ironhide (sire). Raised by OP alone since they didn't know Ironhide was the sire until he was nearly an adult. Silverstar- Daughter of Megatron (sire) and Starscream (carrier). Mainly looks like Star but has her sire's famous bucket helmet. Is completely blind from a virus she had in her early life. The two are dating secretly. Both love the other very much and intend to spark bond once adults.

Dart- Daughter of Ironhide(sire) and Chromia(carrier). Is most definitely her sire's daughter and has a very large understanding and love of guns and knives. Her sire gave her a serrated knife for Christmas and it's her most prized possession. Best friend of Pax. Violet- Daughter of Prowl(sire) and Jazz (carrier). Is almost completely pink with hints of white which neither parent can explain. Is the literal definition of sweet. Looks up to Pax and Dart. Loves science and being with Perceptor. (2)

I love them all so much. I’m loving the names!

I did it!

I posted the first two chapters of my first She-Ra fanfiction! Many thanks to the people who encouraged me to do this! I’m still nervous but I did it anyway :)

Set after season 5. I consider Noelle’s fanfiction (Don’t Go by Annacharlier) canon so you’ll read references to it now and then.

There were four person, there, and they were holding Perfuma, Mermista, Frosta and Glimmer hostage. The closer one, a girl with grey wolf ears and tail, pale skin, white hair and scary pale-yellow eyes, was holding Glimmer by her hair and aiming a dagger at her throat. What made her shiver were their clothes: they were wearing the Horde’s uniforms.

“Hello everyone” the wolf-girl said out loud so that they could hear her. Her voice was as cold as ice, it sent a shiver down her spine. “I suggest you stay still, She-Ra. And you too, Catra.”

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Child of my OCs, Mullin and Jophiel :D. Can't decide on the name Ophidlin or Ophidellin.

They like to be called Ophid tho C:

optimus prime :^3...

my fathah :D I'm assuming u mean g1 so

Favorite thing about them: gosh he's so goofy. He's so goofy and good and plays basketball and calls Megatron a fat head and and and

Least favorite thing about them: industry supergiant mascot -_-

Favorite thing about them that technically isn’t canon: it showed up in a comic once, but his holoform looks like Peter Cullen!

Otp: daww how can I pick one? ratchop, starop, ophide, YOU in particular have endeared me to a very particular brand of megop, BUT ONLY THAT BRAND

Notp: anything with Bee. Ew. Also Oplita, just because I think Elita can do better, personally.

Least favorite fandom opinion: anyone who participates in the uwu-baby-bottom-ification of Optimus isn't seeing heaven

A dynamic that wasn’t explored but could be interesting: Optimus and Jazz! The dude is practically primes SIC, how do they work together? How do they battle and strategize? How'd they even meet? Do they get coffee. Do they bitch about other people.

A running joke I have about them: big rigs monthly

Inventions that you didn’t know came from Brazil

Brazilian physician Vital Brazil is internationally renowned for discovering the polyvalent anti-ophidic serum, which is used to treat bites from poisonous snakes, back in 1903. He is also credited as the first to develop anti-scorpion and anti-spider serums, in 1908 and 1925, respectively. Vital Brazil founded the Butantan Institute in São Paulo, a research center dedicated to toxicology, the science of venomous animals.

In 2000, another Brazilian, veterinarian Rosalvo Guidolin, developed a version of the serum in powder form; it increases its durability, and makes storage considerably easier.

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Jealousy is an ophidic serum and this is its deity. This sketch was resting for a year, marinating in angst until last week that I've grab my watercolors and ink and snake'd the heck out of it. I'm more shy and unsure as usual of my skills, but I really like their expression a lot. Behind the rancor on their eyes, has a bit of a sleeping Kali.

Grave Gnosis - Curse of the Fire II: Divination

Interlude, aka: this is not a chapter (The Big Bad Wolf by wolfish)

aka: I’m sharing my drawings of my original characters.