need more kf optimus bullying... nothing specific , just. guh

optimus (of all kinds) enjoyer

todays your lucky day because the whole twitch chat was optimus simps. here's a triple helping of oppy bullying.

IM FINALLY FREE OF MY ILLNESSSS

transformers ships

I was planning to make this a little gay with OP and Megs and/or Starscream, but then I wrote Ratchet into it (one of my Prime OTPs), and then I wrote Jazz into it (G1 OTP) and then I wrote Knock Out (Prime ship I really like) and now I can't decide who is gae :'))

I also have Hot Shot in this bc Optimus needs his adopted little yellow and orange bots

VALENTINE’S SURPRISE these robots (and One Man) are Gay And In Love ☝️

going to try and do a couple different vday posts by the end of the day starting with my tfa sillies :) i missed them. hello besties‼️

Hmm, the MegOP and dynamic post reminded me of my favorite old concept. G1 MegOPJazz, in which MegOP has to happen for peace, and JazzOP was waiting for the end of the war, so Megatron takes one look at his–very attractive–pining neme-spouse and calls Jazz up.

Jazz is certain that Megatron is here to threaten him off but Megatron scoffs and sneers giving him an up down and says he was getting the feel of him and then proceeds to tell Jazz to focus on the music because he took him to the opening of SoundStar's bar/club and Jazz is stuck tensely waiting while Megatron pays for dinner and asks his opinion on music but doesn't talk. It only gets weirder with Starscream wondering over fo gossip and side eye making comments Jazz isn't getting and prodding Megatron only for Soundwave, who normally Jazz gets on with, to cone to steer Starscream away and give Jazz a look full of scandal a d judgement.

Then they part leaving Jazz analyzing every moment and feeling weirdly like he'd been on a date.

Then Megatron goes and prods Optimus until he shouts and actually loses his temper over a perceived threat to Jazz and admits devotion, and Megatron is pleased since it means he hasn't married someone cold and unfeeling who uses his subordinates while acting high and mighty. They have a weird talk and Optimus is scandalized by Megatron's up down.

It all accumulates with Megatron inviting Jazz over and bewildering them by explaining he finds Jazz tolerable and he is not opposed to a V situation is they'd prefer or attempting a Trine as he'd foubd the date enjoyable and finds Jazz attractive, charming, and cutting.

Cue confused JazzOP getting tge poly talk from Megatron. There is a lot of build, and eventually, they end up fairly happily Trined.

Neme-spouse yes

Oo? Marry for peace Megop??

Love that Jazz is expecting the worse but no Megatron literally planned a date for them like ohh Meggsie you beautiful bastard

Also a club raised by Soundwave and Starscream has to be very interesting

Alas, the scandal of seeing Jazz and Megs on a date! Delightful!

Sweet that Optimus's reaction sealed the lovely deal for Megatron, like aww yes Optimus truly cares about Jazz and he's willing to fight his enemies turned husband right then and there

Megatron: I swear I'm not planning to kill you I just think both of you are hot and amazing people

Seeing them trine has got to be amazing and so surprising for anyone who isn't on the in

I've been cooking up some Thoughts while at work today about Jazz playing with a remote to a vibrator in Optimus' valve during a meeting.

Jazz is pretending to pay attention to the meeting while just directing a recording of whoever's currently presenting to a subprocesser to take care of it. He's much more focused on the subtle shifts and analyzing every little detail about Optimus as he idly plays with the remote settings. Watching as Optimus gets slowly more and more distracted and terse with his responses as the meeting just drags on. Jazz keeping it on a low buzz right up until Optimus has to speak and then ramming it up, causing Optimus to stumble with his words. Watching him get closer and closer to overload before denying him as he flicks the vibrator off. Optimus nearly cries at that, getting a few odd looks, but waving them off, he's fine, really, please pay attention to the current presenter

Poor Optimus just going slowly insane as he keeps getting edged and played with. Eventually he gets so fed up that he calls the meeting to an end early (really Prowl, that report can wait until later, he's sure—) and once everyone else has FINALLY left the room, (Jazz making sure to take his time chatting with people as they trickle out the door, of course) and he's BEGGING for Jazz to let him overload pretty please. He's been so good and he needs it oh Primus PLEASE

And how can Jazz resist? Gotta make sure his Prime is properly rewarded, after all (even if he did cheat a tiny bit by ending the meeting. But it's okay)

I'm using this prompt

It was three in the morning when Optimus and Elita were woken out of deep slumber by a crashing noise coming from the kitchen. It wasn't Ratchet since his snoring was right beside them and all of the covers were gone. Elita one sat up along with Optimus rubbing their faces. Elita one pink hair was in her face, moving out of her face as Optimus lean against her. "Who there?" Optimus gruff voice spoke as he made eye contact with familiar purple eyes. "Primus, damn it, Jazz, what the fuck?" Elita shouted, flicking on the light as he hid on the other side of the island. Elita took a walk past Optimus and looked at him as she reached over to him, grabbing the back of Jazz PJs, and dragged him up, not really caring about the horn, tail, or wings as she started to drag the poor autobot back to the bed. Optimus chuckled softly as he picked up the vase that was down off of the island and placed it right back on there, hoping that there was still room for him since those three tended to be bed hogs. If he was not ready first, he quickly walked to the room, and if not, most of the cover had been taken by either Jazz or Ratchet. "Cover hogs," he mumbled, lying down and wrapping his arms around them as Jazz buried his face into Optimus's neck, falling asleep completely as he quietly purred softly.

A little something I cooked up from the post below by @primus-why after I got inspired to finish up the comment I made on the post.

October 19: Board Games // Live Performance

Optimus can carry a tune, he just gets nervous :’(

Me writing a tfp rewrite/jazzop fic and having Knockout standing off to the side in an arc is just:

we got 22 hours to turn this around, jazz stans

hum jazzop and ninja bots (no Lockfown cuz he got banned💔💔💔)

Jazz/OP by me

Jazz wants Optimus* comm link but in order to get it, he has to befriend Ultra Magnus first. Spoiler, it does not go well

everyone's gotta have their rarepair

Why must my brain have latched onto rarepairs for Transformers!!

I've read everything..