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cystir · 2 years

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what does a frog in france eat?

french flies LOL

#tf2 spy #tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #team fortress spy #team fortress comics #team fortress two #team fortress 2 fanart #spy tf2 #the spy #red spy #blu spy #one spy #two spy #actually it’s only one spy #sorry for lying

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thebiggestplantgirlno15 · 13 days

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#tumblr polls #one piece #chainsaw man #jujutsu kaisen #yu yu hakusho #dungeon meshi #my hero academia #spy x family #black clover #jojo bizarre adventure

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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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theposhperyton · 3 months

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So I've been watching Water 7

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pjs-everyday · 2 months

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uhhh *accidentally falls in love with wife* yea *does it again on purpose*🌹

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spatziline · 2 years

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Mamas that would totally unalive you if you hurt their baby

#spy x family #spy x family fanart #anya forger #yor forger #MAMA BEARS #posting this one on Tumblr too #saw that cute polar bear pic and immediately thought of yor

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shoomlah · 8 months

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I'm not sure what else I can do for the apparently VORACIOUS Spies In Dresses fandom, but might I offer you the original sketches in this trying time

#valve #steam #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #the spy #drawn feverishly at like 11PM as I was rushing to get all of this out the door last week #this idea was sitting on my reference board for like a week and I kept thinking “well no way I'm gonna get to do this one”#but the team was entirely on board god bless 'em #glad the fandom appreciates the details like that little sliver of flesh between the dress and the cowl #the sweetheart neckline #the ✨mesh✨#y'all get it

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neapenning · 1 year

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Most liked psychiatrist in berlint general

#spy x family manga spoilers #spy x family #loid forger #thomas austin #i am vaccuuming up these twiyor crumbs yall. collecting every last one #is this only funny to me? probably #neapart #sxf

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vacueye · 2 months

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looking through old tf2 stuff again + felt like reuploading some of my favorite (mostly spy) art throughout the years

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reineydraws · 6 months

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so at first i was like, "hey, yor's name is pronounced yoru; wouldnt it be cute to draw yor holding yoru?"

naturally, this led to:

takanome as ibara hime :')

bonus mishanks, twiyor, and some of the kids:

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stoopidstapler · 1 year

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27.04.2023 HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO MY FAVOURITE SFM VIDEO OF ALL TIME, GENTLEBOT HELL BY MISTERMULLUC ON YOUTUBE

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #fanart #''is not the 27 anymore'' PLEASE DONT REMIND ME. I HAD A BIG PART OF THIS DONE BY THE DATE BUT. I DIED MAN. I DIED.#anyways if u havent seen the video I AM BEGGIN U TO CHECK IT OUT ITS SO GOOD. ITS BEEN 10 YEARS. AND THE QUALITY IS STILL ONE OF THE BEST #THE WAY THEY DID THE SCENES. THE ANIMATION GOD. AND HOW WELL THE VOICES FIT SPY AND SCOUT #and the video was made in like. less than a year sfm came out i just aaaaaaa #inspired me so much for a lot of stuff man #ITS SO GOOD

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postpendulum · 10 months

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Damian's new classmate was what most people would deem as strange, Damian however could not see him as anything other than suspicious. Daniel Knight had joined in the midst of the school year, claiming to have moved here with his father Fredric Knight (first area of suspicion, a parent willingly moving both them and their child to Gotham) for a new start following his fathers divorce. The boy was reclusive when not spoken to directly, however he would not stop talking when a topic of his interest would come up. After searching further into his past (as he does with all his classmates) Damian found a relatively normal past, the only outstanding things being a noticeable drop in grades at the beginnings of freshman year relating to an undisclosed accident resulting in lichtenberg scarring starting from Daniels palm, and presumably up his arm being hidden by his sleeve. Apparently this accident left Daniel with irregular tremors and, every once in a blue moon, seizures. Damian had thought about taking this suspicious blockage of information to Tim or the Bat Computer to be bypassed, however the idea of sharing Daniel this cases existence with the rest of his family for some unexplained reason bothered him greatly, so Damian has come to the decision to figure out Knight’s true intentions on his own.

Meanwhile Danny’s just trying to live his new, semi-normal life in peace. After a reveal gone wrong results in some good old vivisection, Jazz Sam and Tucker recruit the help of Clockwork to find Danny a new home, where he can heal from both the physical and mental wounds. Clockwork ends up dumping Danny into the DC universe alongside Fright Knight, who was insistent on going with him, feeling responsible in helping to protect his young prince now since he feels he failed the first time. So with a bit of spacetime razzle dazzle, Tucker messing with stuff he probably shouldn't have messed with and a very tearful goodbye with promises to check in every day, Danny goes off to start his new life as Daniel Knight. It was going ok so far, he took half the year to himself, focusing on healing. Also so Frighty could adjust to the whole pretending to be human thing. Danny doesn't have any friends yet, and to be honest hasn't made the effort to make any (Jazz would be disappointed if she knew that), but there's this one boy in Danny's class who might be even weirder than him. Danny can feel Damian's eyes on him, knows how he follows him around without a sound (Danny really shouldn't be able to tell, he only knows because he isn't fully human(and in a weird way, Danny thinks that's kinda cool)), and whenever they do make eye contact Danny can see and feel the boy fluster and shy away.

Maybe he just needs a friend too.

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vaxxman · 23 days

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Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!