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the train sings to me
in rumble deep
in cheep chirp clatter
in cheerful brattle
silver dolphin
slither free
through metal creek
suburban sea
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
#OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT? DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN. IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.#i used to think about this interview all the tiiiiime i can't believe i let myself lose track of it!!!!!!!#maya angelou#FAVE#editing#*r#god i've read this a thousand times and i still laugh every time it's so GOOD#'OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT. DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN'#notifications are off for this besties 💗#i will eventually turn reblogs back on but 20k notes overnight was a little too much pls slow down ✋️#also pls do not follow me unless you are desperately in love with me. i can't make silly little personal posts with so many of you here!!!!
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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#slam that button#i like to be able to track storms#where a certain someone is#that's my main use for twitter#5k#10k#15k#25k#50#75k#100k
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Some disses are made for clout, or industry drama, or to further a career, build a rep, or promote an upcoming project. Others are made because you deadass fucking HATE a man. Drake is turning to the crowd for approval after every bar, Kendrick is holding direct eye contact and not blinking.
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wait wtf is cream soda
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y’all do NOT go out next week unless you have to and wear your best masks and tape the edges down bc it’s just not worth it
#Canada is possibly worse than the US#hard to check bc our government won’t even track anymore#I wasn’t even able to report getting COVID to like anywhere#wastewater is the ONLY metric we have left#please take this seriously
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girl what kind of deranged advice was this guy going around giving people when he wasn’t trying to kill them…. 😭😭
#william afton#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#sketch#sure bro ill send it to you after. just so we can keep track of my career progression or whatever. haha
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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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really surprised i have of yet to see this reading of laios' and toshiro's relationship before tbh
#jonnie's thoughts#dungeon meshi#although given how people are so prone to projecting onto the cast and most of them. are white. that tracks#i dont say that as a negative per say or to negate the more popular reading#but this one just seemed more obvious to me?
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How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:
(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)
#the irony of me making this post and tracking the sources down at 2am is not lost on me#but it does prove how easy this shit is if I’m doing it with my eyes half closed#James cite your fucking sources#james somerton#hbomberguy#plagiarism#plagiarism and you(tube)#why are you booing me i’m right
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Out of curiosity rb and put in the tags how many fics come up when you type your last name into ao3. Apparently even though my last name is uncommon there's like 500
#don't add your last name to this post (obvs)#but after seeing a post about looking up your hometown I was like huh#tag yourself#rambling#tracking tag
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Abby finally meets FNAF game Michael Afton
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#abby schmidt#mike schmidt#fnaf#sister location#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#you can’t not convince me that Abby wouldn’t think Michael is super cool#Abby is fearless she shrugs off most strange things#Mike should of seen that coming honestly BAHA#she’d definitely overwhelm Michael with all her questions tho#Michael was probably more nervous due to his track record with younger siblings 💀#he’ll do his best though 🙏🏾#Abby get another brother and is hyped about it BAHA
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that 1 post that was like "if ur budgeting for weed like other expenses thats a sign youre an addict and need to stop" was so silly. like Youre only allowed to enjoy things recreationally if you dont monitor your use of them
#budgeting allows me to see spending trends and adjust my use as necessary... weed or not...#anything im regularly spending money on gets budgeted. because i keep track of how much money im spending.
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