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kombuuuu · 11 months

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Omg I just saw that u write for atsv!! So I was wondering if u could do one with a female reader x hobie where the readers quite reserved to everyone in public (maybe she’d been a spidey longer so she’s lost more people? Idk why she’d be reserved bc I cannot write for shot lmao) and people think she’s super cold but then they like?? Walk in, and she’s like open and warm with Hobie (it doesn’t matter if she’s loud or not) and they kinda just look at the scene in shock like wtf and Pav is sort of smug bc he knew all along and then it comes out that they’re dating?

It Sounds Nice coming from You.

Hobie Brown x Fem!Spidey Reader

“I totally called it.” “Don’t even speak, Pavitr.”

kisses him cause he my bf (-compulsive liar)

People whispered about you. Spider people and the general public alike. Your city spreading gossip, rumours and misinformation to try and figure out who you were, but that was a Spiderwoman affair, every one of them dealt with it.

But having people same as you talk in hushed tones, glancing at you as you walked past. That’s a new kind of feeling.

The Spider Society didn’t exactly favour you, per se. There was nothing inherently wrong with you either, so no reason to get rid of you. But you were just so silent. No one knew a thing about you.

You mostly kept to yourself around base, never really trying too hard to make friends, you were well known enough not to be questioned. A loyal fighter was what you were recognised for, not your personality, your abilities.

There were still some people that managed to creep their way in though, their hearts so full of love, you didn’t know how to refuse them.

So you conceded. You let them in, and begged to any deity that would listen not to take them from you.

—

Hobie knew you as someone who could listen. Who understood him rather than challenged his beliefs. Not that he had any, but that was the point.

Your lack of input made him feel accepted in going on tangents of why he thought the way he did. And you just sat, and listened. A kind heart and an open mind.

Which eventually led to him falling for that kind heart. Tripping over his own feet to please your silent self. To get those small smiles or amused huffs out of you.

The occasional time you spoke to him, under hushed breaths and fond tones. God, he couldn’t take it.

The way your accent forms over each and every word, how your voice was akin to honey malt, sweet and addicting. Only giving him small doses, but he was the only one who got those doses. Only him, and you, and the words you spoke or times you listened.

He knows that people thought you were cold, or unloving. And maybe you were at first, maybe he thought you were. But he figured you out fast. Where you couldn’t talk, you could touch. Brushing your hands over his arm to get his attention. Linking your hand through his and dragging him away from people you don’t want to be near, he would smile down at you and follow along like a lost puppy. How your brows would crease a certain way, or nose would scrunch a little when you found distaste in things. He was a fool for you.

Where you lacked in verbal communication, you strived in every other category. So when some Spider-people decided to come to him, urging him for answers about you.

Telling him that he wasn’t sure you even wanted to be here—, Hobie would shut down the conversation quicker than thought to be possible. Giving a simple “She’s just quiet.”, and ditching the moment the words are out of his mouth.

It’d worked—, for a while. Ignoring the demeaning or conspiratorial comments made about you by spider-people a-kind. But eventually it got the better of him. Having him borderline snarl at the people who would talk shit right in front of his, or your, face.

“She’s silent, ain’t she?”

“Yeah. Peter 48 said she was like that ‘cause she killed her parents, made ‘er real quiet.”

“Jesus christ. Wouldn’t surprise me, she’s a freak.”

“Dude—“ One of the two spiders, the first one, turned to Hobie. Spider-senses ringing. Hobie stated back at them, deadpan and unblinking. “Don’t.”

The younger spider paled, quickly trying to backtrack.

“Hey— Hobie. I— Didn’t mean it. Was just repeating what I heard, ykno—“

“Cut it, mate.”

He squeaked, head tilting down in respect, the other spider following.

“Stop spreading shit rumours like ‘at. It ain’t fun when you’re the subject. ‘S it?”

“No.”

“Mm.”

Hobie walked past them smoothly, brushing shoulders with the kid just to scare him a little more. When he was far enough away, he heard them start to whisper to one another. “Fuck man, that was close. He could tell Miguel, and then we’d be out.”

“Jesus..”

He felt rather accomplished that day.

—

It was days later where you were brought up around him again. He’d been texting you, the upper half of his body hanging from Miguel’s platform, his wicks shifting every time he moved.

Miguel and Lyla were talking amongst themselves, clicking through holograms and sorting things out for potential anomalies.

Jess, Pavitr and Gwen had walked into the room chatting, Pav and Gwen expressing their excitement rather loudly.

He glanced up at them from his phone, you were still typing.

immm gonna b homein ten just be patient >:(

I’m patient 🦑

u werent 2 seconds ago

I don’t subscribe to consistency.

Or this slandering talk

ur consistently lame

also why squid

I’m never lame. Also, he’s cute

hes not real

Don’t do this me

reeeeeal tasty tho

What is wrong with you.

numnnum crunchhhh crrcchhh numnum ( > _ <)

Inhumane.

mmmmmm yummyyyy

He can’t die, he’s immortal

The ‘Texting’ bubble popped up on his screen.

“Hey, Hobie!”

Pavitr was running up to him, looking from his lowered position below the elevated platform.

He slipped further down the platform, slumping slowly as he greeted Pavitr upside down.

“Pav, my guy!”

Pavitr bounced on the balls of his feet, smiling wide at his friend.

“What’chu doing up there?”

His eyes darted to Miguel and Lyla, ending their conversation.

Smirking, he whispered to Hobie, “With the grump.”

Hobie snickered, gaining a disapproving look from Jess.

“Textin’ [Name].”

Just then, the next message from you showed.

immortal ??? how consistent of him to live

He grinned, typing back quickly while Pavitr eyed him knowingly.

He’s a squid, he’s more fluid than anything

ihu

terrivle joke

No, you don’t

And it was great

wtvr >:P

Hobie grabbed the ledge of the platform and swung down, landing softly in front of Pavitr and pocketed his phone.

“Glad ya ‘ere. Those two can’t keep it quiet, aye?” He said, pointing back towards Lyla and Miguel.

“They do argue very often.”

“Nah, Lyla don’t argue, mate. Just the hardass.”

Pavitr snorted and Hobie softly punched his stomach in jest, earning one from Pav to the chest, and starting a round of playful punching. Pavitr laughed as Hobie brought him into a headlock, scrunching his fist over the shorter man’s hair and rubbing it in.

They let up when they heard Lyla teasing Miguel for something again, giggling to each other at his expense.

He threw an arm over his fluffy haired friend and leaned his weight on him. Pav smiled up at him once more, brighter now. Before he could speak, Gwen’s voice echoed through the barren room.

“Same reason as you, I’m guessing.”

Hobie turned his head towards her, dropping himself off Pav and standing up straight again. Smiling at her as she reached him, and went in to hug her briefly. When they disconnected, he spoke again.

“Yeah—, No clue then, mini-punk.”

“Don’t call me that.”

“Neither big bad has said nothin’ to me yet.”

“Seriously, are we going to skip over that?”

“Maybe they’re waiting until [Name] is here!” Pavitr chimed in.

“What does mini-punk even mean!”

“Not exactly, Pavitr.”

Jess, who now was standing next to Miguel, spoke.

The trio turned to face the two elder spider-people.

“Huh?”

“We wanted to have a discussion with the three of you—.” Miguel put his hands on his hips, authority that Hobie only saw as a challenge emanating from his figure.

“—Away from [Name], she’s already been consulted.”

Hobies eyes narrowed, the atmosphere in the room suddenly shifting to something a lot less unfriendly, and a lot more cautious.

Jess caught wind of the younger man’s tense stature and shuffled forward a step, not unwilling to intervene.

“Nothing too bad, just—,” He paused for a moment, the dense light from the reflective floors making the contours of his face pop.

Hobie watched with batted breath, posture only slightly relaxing from the statement. The crease in his brows begging to be drawn, yet his pokerface was something to be beat.

“,—Addressing her.. lack of communication.”

A shiver raked down the brit’s body, physically restraining himself from chewing this man out with a rebuttal.

“Wha’ ‘bout it?”

His gruff voice was a stark indicator of his annoyance.

“Well, ignoring the rumours following her—,”

Hobie, the usually rather sensical man, was getting more agitated by the minute.

“,—We’ve noticed a certain independence that she holds. Something not many others do.”

The punk quirked a brow.

“So?” Gwen was the one to talk now.

“That doesn’t seem very serious, ‘f you ask me.” She laughed lightly, trying to lighten the mood. Something Pavitr seemed a tad scared to do. There was a lot of competition in the air right now, he wasn’t very competitive.

“Exactly, it’s not.”

Jess cut in, seeing how terribly Miguel started this conversation made her cringe.

“It’s not—, but,” She shook her head, hair falling prettily with every move. “,Her ‘independence’, has been more akin to ‘lack of teamwork’. In some cases.”

Gwen started to speak again, her eyebrows furrowed, just as Hobies now were. He was right about brewing with offence.

“So!—,” Jess cut her off before she could begin.

“So there’s no need for her to have distractions anymore. From now on, she will not be going on team missions. Just solo’s.”

“Wha—! You’re cutting her off?!”

“Gwen, it’s not like that.”

“Like hell it isnt! She’s a part of us!”

“Doesn’t this mean she’s going to be in more danger?” Pavitr spoke up, concerned.

“No— well, not unless—,”

“Unless!? You’ve gotta’ be kidding!” Gwen choked out.

“And what does ‘consulted’ mean! Did she agree to this?!—“

They continued to argue, Gwen and Pavitr advocating for your teamwork skills while Miguel and Jess had made up their mind.

“No communication,” He pinched the bridge of his nose “,Fuck off.” Hobie scoffed under his breath, turning to leave and storming out.

The voices of Miguel, Jess and his friends following him through the portal to you.

—

“You agreed to this?”

lIts not like they’re wrong, I just hold you all back.”

He huffed, exasperated. Not only were you putting yourself in danger, you were doing it alone. And letting some guy who has a borderline vendetta against teens be the call for it.

“Now, you know that’s not tr—“

His stern voice was cut off by the frown on your face quivering. A due sign of you nearing to cry.

“Oh, shit— C’mon dollface, c’mere.”

He sat down on your shared bed, scooting against the headboard and bringing you into his lap. A soothing hand ran over your back as you tried to reel in your embarrassment.

“I really didn’t mean to agree.”

Hobie sighed, pushing your head into his neck and watching how the rings adorning his fingers rose goosebumps in their path. “I know, sweet’eart.”

And he did know, the moment that it had been a meeting addressed solely with just Jess and Miguel, he knew that Peter had been excluded for a reason. That Miles had been sent after an anomaly as an unknowing distraction for Peter to chase after. He knew those two intimidated you. And the fear of parental disappointment was something they used on you—, young, sweet you. That only ever got hurt because she didn’t want her problems to hurt others, or herself.

You had opened up to him once. Told him what everyone twisted when they whispered sickening words. A story unlike the rumours crowding your reputation.

How no, you hadn’t killed your parents, or siblings, or whatever messed up thing people claimed of you.

You told him how you hadn’t been bitten yet. How, when your family was killed, you hadn’t had any powers. So you couldn’t save them. And it wasn’t even canon. Nothing could’ve stopped them from dying, but it didn’t have to happen. And that was the guilt that weighed on you. How no matter the hardships your parents put you through, a kid neglected of attention. You still would rather die a million times for them to live once.

And it’s all “would”, and never “can”.

Other spider-people don’t have to live with the fact their parents died for nothing. Was what you said. A messed up thought, no doubt. And one you felt guilty for. But the sole continuer of this sorrow-filled silence. Which has worked well enough to protect you so far, why is Hobie one to break that?

Because you love him, you guess.

His hands slid further down your back, resting on the curve of your waist in his lap.

His breathing soothed yours. The shuddering breaths you had been giving to stop your tears, also stopped.

“You wanna talk about your day instead, luv?”

“Yeah, thank you Hobie.”

“Love when you say my name, Babydoll. So pretty and sweet like that.”

Wrapping your hands around his lithe waist, you hummed. Beginning your recount of the day in the honeyed, reserved tone you’d always held.

—

Around half an hour had passed with Gwen arguing against Miguel before Peter showed up, Moles in tow.

“What’s all this about?” His slippers flopped when he walked and the baby carrier strapped to his chest shifted every time a sleeping MayDay squirmed to get comfortable.

“This—, This asshole!”

“Gwen.” Jess chastised her.

Gwen ignored it, pointing at Miguel accusingly. “—Kicked [Name] off the team!”

“Not kicked.”

“You said she wasn’t going with us anymore.”

Miles looked offended by the prospect. “Why?”

“She’s not kicked, she’s simply better off solo.”

“Oh, so it’s our fault then!”

“Gwendolyne.”

“All of you, stop.”

Peters voice ended the bickering, having learnt since fatherhood exactly how to use said voice. “We are not sending an 18 year old on solo mission against anomalies.”

“Since when did you have a say—“

“Miguel. You’re an idiot if you think i’m going to let that happen. That’s a kid.”

“She’s an adult.”

“When it’s convenient to you.”

Miguel pinched his nose bridge, growling under his breath. Jess spared a glance at him before wincing and backing down from the conversation.

“She doesn’t talk to people.”

“I’m sure she does, just not to you.” Gwen cut in.

“Yeah, her and Hobie talk a lot.” Miles prepped up on his toes. Pavitr smiled and hummed an agreement.

“Not that I’ve seen.”

Peter gave him another disapproving look. “Disregarding that. The fact you decided to not consult me on this decision is another reason that it’s not happening.”

“Consult? Like some council, please.” Miguel scoffed at him, rolling his eyes and turning to open a holographic tab.

“Yes, like some council. Someone’s gotta be the brains ‘round here.” The father joked, coddling MayDay as she cooed.

“I’m going to go inform [Name] the retraction of this decision.”

“Don’t you dare.”

“Oops too late, portals open.”

“Can I come with?” Miles jogged after Peter, hopping quickly through the portal, Peter, Gwen and Pavitr following. Not without Gwen flipping Miguel off as she went. “We’ll sort something out, she can go duos with Hobie.” Jess put a hand on his shoulder, watching as he stared off to where the portal had previously been with a sided expression before sighing.

“Yeah..”

“That went great.” Lyla dragged, popping up on Miguel’s shoulder.

“I’m a second away from shutting you off.”

The AI blew a raspberry at her companion, and disappeared.

—

He had went off on a tangent about some movie he saw, or song he’d heard. Hobie honestly couldn’t remember, he was too focused on you. The way your voice sounded, how open you were being with him when every now and then you would respond to him. The hearts in his eyes were probably from how heavy his own was beating. Staring at you like a sinner to a prophet.

You had moved down from his lap, now curled against his side, head leaning on his shoulder and hand resting on his chest. At some point, the movie you had been watching before Hobie showed up was unpaused, and serving as background noise for his quiet rambling.

Both of you pressed under a blanket to beat the cold, and the darkness outside your window being killed off by the lights strung across your room. He doesn’t think he’s ever felt this cozy, this utterly comfortable.

Sparks of colour strung out of nowhere, neither of them really seeing it at first, up until it spat out Miles. He stumbled forward a little and went to greet you before taking on the scene. You and Hobie cuddled up on a bed, blanket wrapped around you both, fire going, people singing. He was exaggerating the last parts, but it felt necessary for something so unexpected.

“Hey—, guys.” The awkward teen managed, before Peter walked through the portal with the other two in tow.

“Woah, no mean to interrupt.”

Peter put his hands up in surrender. Hobie snorted, it wasn’t like you were incapable of affection, It just seems he was the only one who got it.

“I totally called it.”

“Don’t even speak, Pavitr.”

He pouted, before giggling and waltzing over to sit next to the both of you. Flopping down on the bed and turning to watch the TV.

“Oh my god, I love this movie!”

“Favourite character?” You inquired. A collective raise of eyebrows was shown throughout the room.

Gwen shuffling over to sit down as well, a baffled look on her face.

“The horse.”

“Pff- Max?” Hobie snorted at Pav. Giving the still rather confused Miles - Peter duo a reassuring smile. And greeting Gwen with a fist bump, she smiled wearily at him before her smirk filled out and she punched his arm in congrats.

Pavitr nodded and laughed, gasping excitedly when the scene on the lake showed up. “Perfect timing.”

You glanced up at Hobie, Miles and Peter finding somewhere to sit as well, talking quietly amongst themselves.

He smiled at you, bringing you in closer while Pavitr sat smug.

The air of confusion slowly dissipated into something accepting, none but Pavitr had really expected you to be so.. Open. But they came to find they didn’t exactly mind it.

—

Everyone had left by now, the knowledge that you didn’t have to go on dangerous missions alone anymore leaving Hobie satisfied and you comforted.

“You doin’ right, babe?”

“Yeah, Hobes.”

You gripped his shirt a tad tighter and yawned, eyes drifting more shut as the minutes ticked down. “Wanna go t’ bed?”

“We’re in bed, dummy.”

He shot you a playful look.

“Don’ ge’ smart with me, young lady.”

You smiled at him before he made the decision to shuffle you both down in bed to get comfortable, switching off the lights by the outlet. He moved back to you, letting his whole body rest near yours, and letting you initiate any contact wanted.

A leg wrapped around his, and your arm still picking the fabric of his shirt.

“Sleep, sweethear’.”

“Mhmmph.”

Hobies breathe lulled you to sleep, white noise against your racing thoughts. He watched you fall, your trust in him to keep you safe was enough to make a man weak. He smiled, looking out your shared window at the city life below.

No crime, no anomaly or misshaped villain could possibly drag him away from you.

—

BAMBAMBAM 🦑‼️

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newtkive · 3 months

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pixels [newt x reader - modern text au]

ch. 4 - agoraphobia and burger king on 5th street

summary: a personal experience provides a way for newt to connect to y/n.

warnings: strong language, mental health talk, depression, medication (its my literal prescription i mention oops this is like a self insert fr), mutual pining, none really.

➥ m.list

THE GLADE

[ 10:52 am ]

y/n: it’s official yall

drugs saved my life

tommy: huh??

minho: same

newt: wow, i’ve never seen your name on my screen before 12 pm

y/n: shut the hell up bitch

newt: ouch, touchy

minho: woah

touchy 👀

are yallll..?

y/n: you’re sick

tommy: are we going to ignore the drugs statement??

like hello are u ok ??

newt: you’re annoying minho

minho: yea <3 😊

notice how they didn’t say no

y/n: you guys just don’t understand how a girl like me needs beauty sleep..

and no we aren’t

gally: all that beauty sleep and ur still walking around with that mug.. yikes.

y/n: 😑

i hate you i haete you i dhateoyifu

minho: great she’s having a fit

y/n: no one cares about me

and you think i’m ugly

this is so sick

and you don’t even care that i’m on drugs

☹️😭😭😭😭 done.

newt: no one said that love

gally that was rude

minho: BRUHHHHH

here she goes

tommy: I CAREE????????

DO I NEED TO COMEGET YOU????

y/n: yes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

before i do something crazy 😭😭💣

minho: THE BOMB IS WILD

tommy: stay where you are

i have your location

newt: uhhh

y/n: pause what

minho: tommy why would you admit to that

tommy: im On my way! what’s the issue

sorry autocorrect

y/n: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY LOCATION????

gally: can you guys shut the fuck up

minho: the drama queen is here 😍

gally: stop

alby: I have it on Life360, I imagine Thomas does as well. In fact I have all of your locations.

y/n: oh

i forgot about that app..

minho: i didn’t. i get a notif that newt’s phone is at 5% all the goddamn time

even tho he said he deleted it

newt: just turn it off then

i redownloaded it don't track my app intake

minho: no it makes me feel less lonely

y/n: awwwww

idk how you do that newt

newt: do what?

y/n: not charge your phone

if my phone gets below like 15% then the monsters will get me

tommy: omg me tooo 🥹

newt: i was about to say you sound like tommy.

tommy: don’t say that!

she’s on drugs i don’t want to sound like an addict 😔

newt: she isn’t on drugs thomas

tommy: she literally said she is newt :/

5 mins and i’m there y/n

y/n: are you actually fr

thomas..

we live very far away sweetie

newt: i mean

if you were in trouble you don’t think we’d come get you?

tommy: ^^

but life360 says you’re at the burger king on 5th

minho: no that’s me LOOOL

y/n: NEWTTT ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

tommy: wtf

i’m the one who’s coming to get u

why does he get the credit

minho: no tommy you’re coming to get me

tommy: oh yippee i get to see my friend 🤗

newt: ewwwwww

y/n: EWWWWW

tommy: OH STOP IT

y/n: why burger king of all places min

minho: why drugs of all things y/n

gally: she’s not doing drugs are you guys fuckin insane

y/n: yes i am

it’s 10 mg of fluoxetine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ONCE A DAY!!!!!!

IM ADDICTED

newt: no you aren’t, 10 mg is the smallest dose

minho: told y’all she was on drugs

y/n: ???????

minho: over the year

you’re too hyper to not be on some crack shit

tommy: oh stop that’s not nice.

newt: it’s not drugs like that minho stop.

tommy: uhoh he brought out the . at the end

y/n: it’s just for anxiety cuz i can’t leave the house without going into a breakdown

minho: she got acrophobia

told y’all she was mental

newt: what the fuck are you talking about

tommy: oh i know that word

fear of spiders 🕷️

minho: wtf no

fear of outside

y/n: i’m not afraid of outside

newt: that’s agoraphobia you fucking dumbass

y/n: 😍

i did NOT mean to send that lol oops

newt: ??

oh, okay

minho: when he’s a know it all 😍

when she’s agoraphobic 😍

y/n: when he’s at burger king on 5th because he has no food in his fridge and can only afford a $1.99 whopper with the coupons from the newspaper 😍😍😍😍

minho: 😒😑

newt: LMFAOOOO

GOOD THAT

minho: british people be so annoying

saying shit like gormless minger and good that be sooo real rn

newt: i have never said gormless minger in my whole 26 years of life.

y/n: you just did bro

newt: call me bro again

y/n: bro

brosive

brother

stepbro

minho: laughed until i saw the last msg :/

newt: 😑

y/n: ok youre the perverts

minho: cant you take your prozac and turn back to normal now

y/n: so you DO know what it is..

gally: wym 'back to normal' like there was smth before this??

y/n: real i been like this for life

tommy: i got whopper and two large fries and mozzarella sticks

newt: wow

y/n: wow just call him a fatass newt.

newt: i would never, stop

y/n: 2 large fries is kinda crazy tho

tommy: i have to get enough to share with my friend

minho

gally: surprised you have friends

tommy: yeah you are not one.

gally: RUDE?

y/n: WELL LMFAO

minho: i literally already ate also gally ur not my friend either

newt: same

alby: same

gally: well why tf am i in here

y/n: well you're my friend!

gally: great.

y/n: not with that attitude..

tommy: y/n you're ok though right??

y/n: yes tommy im fine sweetie

go eat your food

tommy: okay i wish you could share these fries with me

y/n: me too :(

minho: i don't

big back would eat em all

y/n: i actually hate you

newt

[ 11:45 am ]

newt: hey

y/n: hiii :D whats up??

newt: idk why but this feels like secretly texting you across the room at a party

y/n: actually tho

picture me giving u a look from across the room

newt: you would blow our cover immediately

i just wanted to let you know if you needed any like,, advice or something with your new medicine i'm here for you. i take the same stuff on top of lexapro

y/n: oh really?

newt: yeah i do

y/n: newt :( thank you

i am a bit nervous to start it tbh

newt: i understand, i was too

but hopefully it'll change things for the better

y/n: i hope so

i didn't realize you dealt with anxiety n stuff

newt: more than you know

you aren't the only one and you aren't alone w it

y/n: you're sweet newt, thank you

newt: don't mention it :))

sorry the smiley was creepy

y/n: lmao no i like it

if you need to talk or anything too i’m always here

newt: yeah?

y/n: of course ): you’re my pookie

newt: one day you gotta let go of that word lmao

y/n: but you love it tho

newt: you tell yourself that

actually are you free rn?

y/n: yeah! i’m just about home what’s up?

newt: i’m bored so pick up the phone

y/n: NEWT LMAO

ok fine 😒

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lyssala · 11 days

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I was trying to figure out They are stuck in my mind at all times and when I was thinking, I realized oh OH they're the same picture. So really I apparently just have a trope hierarchy to which if you resemble Roy/Riza in anyway you skyrocket to the top of my list.

Some ramblings about Clorinde/Wriothesley under the cut because I have no where else to do it. I'm sorry to all the people who've been my followers for years and I literally just come here once a year to drop a ship fixation LOL Here's my big dose of copium I guess 🤣

(For the record, I have nothing against the popular pairings for either of them; I multiship just fine. There isn't an ounce of ship bashing in this because 1. that's rude lol 2. discrediting canonical relationships because they threaten the chances of my pair being on top defeats the purpose of analyzing characters)

Roy & Wriothesley: fight using their hands (in different ways but still; fire and ice though); masks their true goals behind a facade (whether staged like Roy or Wriothesley just letting people believe what they want about him); most people don't know their true personality/history; hold a position of power in what most people assume is ambition but really they just want to do good to those who need it.

Riza & Clorinde: observant/quiet personality; the world's best shot; the best poker face; straight faced humor; tough as nails; sass and teasing is a love language; recognized as the top of their respective fields and respected by many.

It's uncanny right??

It's so clear they have history together. This is not their first mission, first interaction. They can read the lines between what is being said to understand something more, that is the definition of knowing and understanding how someone operates. It means some kind of history.

Between her greeting upon walking in the room (Clorinde: What's that look on your face? I thought I made good time on the way back.) and her knowing how he is about tea (Wriothesley: Want some tea? Clorinde: Not particularly. If you want to drink some that badly, just say so.) Those are not things you would know/say if you don't know a person. She knows he's giving her a weird look, or a look she wasn't expecting. He offers tea, and instead of saying no thank you, she's just no, but I know you do and you don't need me as an excuse 🤣

Even when he clarifies for her that he does want tea, he asks her again, maybe knowing she does actually like it but only if he's already making it - which I do all the time to Ren LOL (Wriothesley: Fine, I'd like to get some tea. Want me to get you a cup too, since I've already made it?) and that time she agrees (Clorinde: Eh, might as well then, I suppose.)

Idk like these are people who know each other. They know their quirks and their mannerisms. They talk to each other as equals (he doesn't question when she's telling the Duke wtf are you looking at me like that I'm right on time, and he's just like I know you're right on time you always are) I just think that's a big deal??

Their humor too omg they have like the same brand of humor and it's fantastic and because it's not traditional humor; poor Neuvillette is always just like and you what now? LOL (Clorinde: He already has tons of tea in his office. I'm thinking about a set of legal codices. Wriothesley: That wouldn't happen to be a dig at my lack of legal awareness, would it... Clorinde: I'm sure His Grace doesn't consider the Fortress to be outside the law.) One of my favorites is from his character stories because omg I feel like it's the definition of their humor and it makes me laugh so much ("Why does it feel like you have even more free time than me? Your title wasn’t bought, was it?"

"One moment, please."

So saying, Wriothesley rifled through three drawers before producing several thick documents with a flourish. "Now, let me see... 'excellent management'... 'leading tax contributor'... 'specially granted this title...' Well, what do you know? Good guess, that's pretty much what happened after all.") I just feel like she's not afraid to challenge him with jabs as jokes and he's perfectly fine to take it. But I also think that's saying something because who else knows that they can poke fun at him like that, she knows because she knows him.

I just wish Hoyo would tell us more about it 😩 like is it just because he hires her to do stuff for him? How did that start? Why? Even in the character story above, it's said it was over a business transaction what does that meaaaan. There's no way he, woke up one way and went, you know what time to hire this one Champion Duelist (she's the best but she's still not the only one) to do some secret missions.

When asked, he said it's because she's an independent party (Wriothesley: As a Champion Duelist, Miss Clorinde can be considered to be an independent party. I needed to find an exceptionally capable person to help me get through the impending crisis.) but I mean she works for the court idk how that makes her independent? (But I'm hoping her story quest sheds some light on the Champion Duelist as a profession and how she got there because then she also worked as a bodyguard and can do freelance work like what is this job 🤣) He does say "crisis" so it's likely she knew about a lot of the things going on ahead of time but I don't think he would have ever just hired someone just because of their station. Mainly because in doing so, he trusted her to be in his inner circle of the plan with Sigewinne - who Clorinde also has a relationship with (Clorinde: And some tea-flavored hard candies. They're for Sigewinne.) - and Neuvillette, two people we know Wriothesley does have canonical history with (yes Wriothesley shows the Traveler that doesn't count we literally wouldn't know the story if people didn't trust our player character LOL)

Also we see her plenty outside of Meropide, so she's not staying there during whatever it was she was doing down there prior to Freminet (I suppose she could have specifically because the plan escalated in that regard and was on watch in case something else happened). She was eating dinner there but they weren't expecting the gate to blow that night. You'd assume she'd leave after she told him everything he needed to know. But no it's like middle of the night/early morning and she's right down there with him. So part of the crisis he referred to is letting her in on one of the biggest secrets of Meropide because she knew exactly what to do and was ready and willing to do it.

Which leads me back into my original Roy and Riza comparison, the way they fight together (Wriothesley: Clorinde is the best Champion Duelist you can find. Her combat prowess is already the stuff of legend. I've never fought her myself, but that's because there's never been a need for it.) I saw someone point out how does he know this when he'd likely have to make a special trip just to see her fight. I imagine some is word of mouth considering the phrasing of stuff of legend. Regardless of how he knew initially, he knows now because they've fought together before. He's never fought her, like he said, but they're fought side by side.

They had to. I'm sorry, this is not the delulu brain worms, you cannot tell me they didn't.

They likely had some sort of plan otherwise idk how she would know to shoot the door controls, but she's watching him from a distance, sees his signal of a simple nod and proceeds (she nods back to him but I couldn't find a gif that included it). I say because they didn't know what was going to happen; the plan was probably if it looks bad, shoot the controls I don't care where I am. I don't think it was as specific as I'll just give you a nod it's fine. He could've shouted, made a bigger motion, lots of things really - he didn't because he was literally running for his life and he knew she was watching, she'd see him and know what to do that's why I bring it up. That's why I refuse to believe they've never fought/worked side by side before, you don't just read people like that; you don't just trust people like that, especially two people who it's in their job description to be sus and careful with who you trust. You read faces, eyes, subtle signals from people you know and trust.

It reminded me so much of Roy and Riza in this scene when she can't speak from her injury and he is about to lose his mind and all she needs to do is move her eyes and he gets it.

(I mean, Roy and Riza have literally a lifetime of history, experience, and love for one another, I don't think Wriothesley and Clorinde have known each other as long or have that rich a history, but all I'm saying is I keep seeing them in each other, okay? Okay)

You know I have to circle back to the bet too. (Wriothesley: I win this bet. You owe me a present. Clorinde: Very well, it was indeed just as you said.) This is a thing they do and apparently have done before. She literally talks about how much he gets into it, implying she's learned to go along with it because she knows he enjoys it.

My girl MY GIRL how do you know what kind of gifts he likes, or that he enjoys it all if you haven't done this a million times (Clorinde: Wriothesley gets really invested in that sort of thing. But he couldn't care less about what he wins in the end. Clorinde: You could give him mint plants that you plucked from the side of the road, and he wouldn't even mind.) I also have to wonder if the reason he doesn't set a stipulation on what he wants, is because he likes to see what she comes up with, what reminds her of him and that's why he's so happy with anything - that's a little too me with the ship colored glasses on but still (the only other time we see him given a gift he's appreciative, but poor sweet Neuvillette has to explain it first so I can't judge Wriothesley's reaction in comparison)

A smaller thing is Navia always complaining about how hard it is to talk to Wriothesley while Clorinde just bubbles about calling the Duke by his first name and how he likes making bet and loves gifts 🤣 (Navia: If only he was that easygoing when it came to talking business...) I know it's because Wriothesley intentionally avoids Navia due to whatever promise he made with her father. Still, the image of Navia's best friend being super chill with the Duke of Meropide while Navia is exhausted by the thought of talking to him is so superb. Chefs kiss on that dynamic, Hoyo (also can we talk about how the trio of Wrio, Clorinde, and Navia doesn't get nearly enough love and I'm genuinely saddened over that)

I also really love Navia's voice line about him because it says that Clorinde knows what the arraignment is otherwise she wouldn't have told Navia it was okay (Navia: Trying to discuss anything with that guy is an exhausting process. Clorinde says I needn't have any reservations about collaborating with him in the scope of our preexisting agreement, but I still shouldn't trust everything that comes out of his mouth.) I imagine Clorinde bullying it out of him to make sure if was a safe arraignment for Navia (and maybe upon learning what it was and how it came about could've been the early steps in how Clorinde learned to trust him too because it's mutual - she's not a mercenary, she takes jobs with him because she also trusts him and what he does). But I also image that bit about not trusting a word that comes from his mouth (since Wriothesley hasn't ever lied that I recall, he hides things very well and doesn't clarify to make things appear certain ways, but I don't recall him flat out being deceitful) is either 1. Clorinde teasing him to Navia without her even knowing but it gives Clorinde a little amusement 2. She know that man is gonna run his mouth one day to tease her and she's laying the foundations now so Navia won't listen to him 🤣

Or Clorinde is helping him keep his mysterious and bad boy persona because she knows he's actually a big softie - all wins to me lol because I genuinely can't see her believing he's untrustworthy; she literally risked her life to stay with him while they waited for Neuvillette, that doesn't sound like a person you didn't trust. Because again as far as I know a Champion Duelist is still not a mercenary.

I guess one last thing because I don't know where else to fit it, with Wriothesley, to everyone else Clorinde is Miss Clorinde, including to her when they're in public but when Wriothesley is talking to Neuvillette when he's delivering all the gifts, she's just Clorinde (Wriothesley: I have to hand it to Clorinde. Wriothesley: Just a simple gift delivery, and she has the great and mighty Iudex at her beck and call.) possibly because Neuvillette would be one of the few people to know they have a relationship outside of work? Though Clorinde is just like oh yeah Wriothesley is just like that in front of a whole slew of people LOL so maybe it's an on work time/off work time thing 🤣 I left it at the end because I don't necessarily have a clear analysis but I 💯 noticed it still.

So yeah, I really hope Clorinde or even Sigewinne's story quests like give us anything (I really want baby Wrio in Sigewinne's 😭). I was a little sad (though expected it) that the leaks for the story quests didn't have him in hers, or her in Sigewinne's but those were speaking line counts. It's possible Clorinde could just talk about him or Sigewinne could talk about how she knows Clorinde (I mean it has to be because Clorinde spends a decent amount of time down there?? Sigewinne doesn't leave often either. They had to have met because Clorinde was working with Wriothesley and Sigewinne was like you take care of my boy, I like you too). I know it's just copium, because I don't know if Hoyo will ever put them in the same room together again because they're just gonna give us a Character like Wriothesley and just leave him down there to never interact with people 😭 whatever I'll live in my delusions...and write fanfic as I do LOL

It just always makes me sad when pairs that rival the main fandom pairings constantly just get shit on for no other reason than it's not the main fandom pairings. So even though I like and respect the other pairings, just feels bad sometimes. I wrote up all this nonsense to (hardcore cope yep you got it) hopefully make someone else also feel better that no, no one was crazy for thinking these two had that good fucking chemistry, because it radiated off the goddamn screen. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise 💙

So yeah thank you for letting me dust off my English degree for some good ol' ship meta, which I love doing 💙 and see you around for the ship week at the end of the month! And also after because oh my fucking god I thought that after being in with Genshin since version 1.3 I already had my hyperfixation period back in Liyue nope the fucking prison warden and trial by combat champion decided to ruin my life.

#wriorinde #genshin impact #clorinde #Wriothesley #dont @ me if you read it and dont like it I am not subtle about what this is lol #also just my own thoughts and readings #i enjoy breaking down scenes and lines in this case also character lore and voicelines #also posting before Clorindes story quest so i can leave in peaceful delusions that hoyo will answer my questions #they wont they never do #but one can dream lol

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My collage roommate (part 2)

!!YJW!!

Summary:u entered collage everything was going amazing u had your bsf with u but there was one problem ur collage roommate… (also there is a plot twist about heeseung and jungwon there not as close as u think)

Warnings:cursing kissing (WILL EVENTUALLY BE A SMUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME -also tell me if I missed any this

RECAP:

“Yeah that’s right just walk away that’s why yuji never wanted to be with just walk away from all your problems that’s probly why she wouldn’t even have sex with u!”

He stoped and let go of your hand and the next thing u know he’s punching heeseung

OMG JUNGWON

//BACK TO SCENE \\

“OMG JUNGWON!!”

You were completely shocked not knowing what to do but people obviously heard you screaming so people started to gather around but Jake and sunoo pushed thrue the crowd to see

“YO wtf are you guys doing “

Jake tried to pull jungwon off of heeseung after they both got each others punched jungwon wouldn’t stop pushing jake to the ground and leaving everyone shocked screaming yelling recording egging it on

“STOP SUNOO SUNGHOON DO DOMETHING”

At this point sunoo had gotten upset cause it was his party they decided to fight at jake was pissed everything was going wrong here sunoo grabbed jungwon and pushed him off sunghoon and Jake grabbing heeseung

“WTH DO YOU GUYS THINK YOUR DOOING “

“Maybe ask jungwon hes being a little bitch”

“Call me a bitch agian I just kicked your ass!!”

“Oh y-

“STOP IT I don’t know why tf you guys are fighting but I wanna go home you guys can be pricks later “

“Jake can you please take me home “

“Uh Sure”

“Wait y/n I was gonna take u-

“You’ve done enough for tonight you two should stay and help sunoo clean up you guys fucked up his party “

Jake took you to his car everyone eles left the comotion im almost positive heeseung went home pissed off sunoo obviously upset at the boys but wasn’t to upset cause the night still continued after you were in jakes car silent until he spoke to you

“Y/n”

You turned your head to face him

“You know whatever they said back there don’t pay attention to it”

“Yk I was trying to but everything was so outta pocket it’s messing with me “

“Ik you and jungwon just barley are getting to know eachother but he really dose like you “

“Can I ask you somthing “

Jake nodded as a response

“Who’s yuji and why did she break up with jungwon”

“Ah I really shouldn’t be the one to tell you this “

“Please jake”

“Ugh Fine Yuji we’ll she was um something she cheated on jungwon a lot and jungwon was done with it after he found out heeseung and her got drunk and accidentally slept Together “

“What that’s crazy heeseung dosent seem like that type of guy”

“Weel he was drunk but that’s what happened and after they broke up she spread lies cause she didn’t want people to know she was a cheater so she said things like Jungwons bad in bed he’s a virgin things like that”

“Damn I thought you guys were all best freinds he even said so himself “

“Well he’s not the type of person to hold a grudge so he forgave him but heeseung can be an ass about it sometimes “

“Ah I see ��

The whole car ride to your dorm was more quiet after that convo you guys had you had no idea that happened to jungwon and well that girl you saw I Gusse he really did have a reason to be angry at her you were more confused as to why heeseung felt the need to be an ass still if jungwon had already forgave him maybe he was the one still caught up?

//when jungwon got home\\

You wanted to stay up and ask jungwon what happend so as soon as you heard him open the door to the dorm u marched to him just as he was walking thrue the hallway part to take his shoes off

“Wth was that yang”

“What’s it to you “

“Idk maybe the fact my name was brought up so many times”

“So many times are you talking about how heeseung said I wanted to fuck you “

“I-

“If that what you thought I’m sorry but I’m just tryna make sure your not a pon in his game “

“I can take care of myself if your so worried and what if I did huh What’s It To YOU”

“Yk what I couldn’t give a fuck less what you do”

You just nodded at him and picked at your lip and grabed you phone and wallet and a jacket and put on your shoes as fast as you could

“What are u Doing “

“Dw about it you couldn’t give a fuck less what I do right “

He grabbed your wrist getting you to stay you looked at him and threw your hand off of him

“Scince you couldn’t give a fuck less I’m going to heeseung s Place “

He pushed u back inside locked the door and pinned you to the wall

“What makes you think your going over there princess”

……….

#kpop smut #smut #j #jungwon smut #jungwon #collage #fanfic

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hi bea!!! i haven't read part 8 yet BUT i wanted to drop by and tell u how much ive enjoyed just bingereading anywhere u go!! its soso sweet and doing a wonderful job of compensating for the teenage romance i never got lol. just to be extra annoying these are some of my favorite bits because omg:

“Why did you never showed up again to see us play? Do you think we are shitty?” - he asks directly. You are taken aback by his assumption. “No, I think you guys are pretty great. I just got nervous that day at Molly’s house, by the way we were looking at each other. Got so embarrassed that I didn’t wanted to repeat the dose” - you admit.

SO CUTE SO REAL

“I think ‘beautiful’ doesn’t even make justice to how gorgeous you look tonight. Once, I heard Matty saying to some girl that she looked ethereal. I bet that’s the best word to describe you tonight. You look out of his world” - he explains it to you with so much passion in his eyes that you can’t hold the blushing in your cheeks.

“Matty is probably smoking weed under some table. He’s been doing that all night. Smoking and complaining about how bad this music is” - she explains.

incredible matty characterisation 10/10

So you should focus on what’s yours. On what you have now. George. George makes cute love confessions, kisses you like you’re the most precious thing he’s ever laid his hands on. Never screamed at you, never even spoke to you on a different tone than lovey-dovey George. He’s really madly in love with you. And here you are: thinking about someone who doesn’t even speak to you. Doesn’t acknowledge that you, in fact, exist. Someone who just ignores you like you’re nothing. But you can’t stop the feeling in your chest that keeps telling you that you would go to hell and back for Ross, if you had to. But it’s pointless. He doesn’t care and he’s not going back to you. You lost him, forever. And if you try hard enough, maybe you can forget him for good.

literally bullet to the heart this hurt so good!!!!!

And there they are. The butterflies in your stomach, the old ones, your favourite ones.

THIS LINE omg. favorite.

Omg jaye wtf!!! I’m literally speechless right now at this 😭😭😭 you took the work to send me these incredible compliments about my fic AND you added your favourite bits??? Girl I don’t even know what to say 😭 THANK YOU SO MUCH, this just made my day 🩷🩷🩷🩷

#asks

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Cracks Knuckles....

cuz I realiced something further, as I was watching Only Murders in the Building.....

As I pointed out recently, the BB's "goal" of "destroying" Cole isn't really what they want (and remains utterly inexplicable), they want him to grovel to PP, state he made the biggest mistake of his life, she's the most wonderfulest, admit to all kinds of things he didn't do, etc...

And the same with Beebs for Selena Gomez.

And clearly OBX dude for Madelyn Cline....

And pretend to be feminists, while disparaging/body shaming/belittling other wimmin, simply for being the nu lady of their object of obsession

And pretend to be pro-MH/always believe the victim, while disparaging other wimmin and using "crazy" as a pejorative....but insisting their girls' MH issues are cute and charming.

Ditto substance abuse.....it's adorbs when their peeps (and themselves) are blotto/wasted, a crime if somebody they dislike has a beer.

Oh and there's their obsession with $$$, while ignoring/seeking to twist anybody they dislike as being "poor" and thus, again, a criminal--but that isn't a factor, here....(or maybe only marginally).

Soooo.....this all again, got me wondering "well, WTF IS so great about Peepster, and why do you choose to self-insert as her/similar girls?"

And it hit me: once again, that weird "sad girl sisterhood", popped up. And.....it really does track.

Much in the same way Duan and Ciena continue to be inexplicably chummy/low key shun Ari, with a woman they met a handful of times, in Duan's case, in fact, kept cancelling on her-----and will never see again (and did nothing, ever for either), here we have the same wimmin, across the internet, feeling the same fandumb fealty.....

In fact, it couldn't track moar if it was literally designed that way:

There were, previously, no shortage of posters talking about their "anxiety" (I'd say it's MH issues that are a lot less pretty/trendy, myself) overtaking them, so they became obsessed with the possibility of Cole cheating on them PP, and even now, refuse to even consider anything else....

Because, again, they ally with her, because she's a pretty neurotic girl, so it puts a pretty face on something ugly, that they don't want to address. It's why they think her cult's fab, desperately insist she's vastly moar successful than she is, ignore/excuse how the documented unlikableness she routinely demonstrates.

It's why they think her getting with a rent-a-Walmart Cole, purely because he made fun of Cole in the most juvenile manner imaginable---and her "winning the break up", 3 years later and nope, is so amazingly fantastic....

It's why her gluten intolerance is a tragedy....it's why it's glorious for her to be snide, bourgeois, and mediocre, while belittling others for this.

It's why Cole's evvvollll incarnate for dumping her-----and why they keep pushing OMG!!! Cheater!!! Even tho, again: A) not a crime B) choosing to excuse HER and the rest of Hollywood for it.

IDK why it took me this long to see it, but it couldn't be moar obvious....I'm sure they'll insist "oh hahaha, she's crazy" (ableist and untrue) and then take a double dose of anti-depressants.....

And oh, on the "believe the victim"? Again, funny how that only applies when it works for them/convenient (otherwise, again, you're just a crazy loser)----but they, again, include somebody who clearly IS nuts (and very much not in a pretty way) and has, herself, repeatedly fully negated her claims----and even then, the claims she made literally translated to, "was 22 and didn't always revolve himself around me completely".....

But it explains why SHE has devotees in that too, because, again, spiraling hot mess of a girl, who got dumped, cuz asshole.

Which is what they are and why they self insert.

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backtothedawings-blog · 1 year

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×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

hi who is this?

Evan says:

hiii im peteeeeeeeer

peteeeer griffiiiin

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol haha your funny

im kas's cousin

Evan says:

oh fuck i thought kassi legit didnt know it was me ...

fail lmao

uhm im evan

whos this ?

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol her cousin

im trying to figure out who she likes

wanna play a game and help?

Evan says:

uhh sure ?

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

is it you?

or do you know?

who********

Evan says:

idfk

ask zack cronkwright, or bridget, or john or mike maybe ?

they might know

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

so you were a big help

is it you?

and whos john and mike?

fuck i really needa find out she's pissing me off

Evan says:

lmao idfk if she likes me

i dont believe shes told me this lol

john lean looks like a queer

dating a chick named jasmine

and mike dolmage

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

well do you like her

cause theres no john or mike on

well since your not gonna reply, im taking that as a yes? lol

Evan says:

kassi is my friend so obvi i like her

well that sucks

guess your stuck not know lol

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol, do u like like more than a friend or what? ]

Evan says:

right now shes just my friend

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

haha, welll im going to have to harrass her bout you now xD.

by the way, dont tell her bout this lil convo. its our secret

Evan says:

mkaay

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

im closiing this, shes comiing

Evan says:

aight

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

haaai

Evan says:

heyya

whats up ???

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

dealing with my fucktard of a cusin and tad hungover

wbuu?

Evan says:

whos your cousin ?

and im spacey ...

i smoked so much weed last night

im still feeling it lol

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

brittney

lol omg jelous

i was just smashed last night

well the bitch wants the computer back

Evan says:

dont give it to her

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol why not?

Evan says:

cuz too many things are happening and i havent finished my convo with you

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol okaaay

Evan says:

so you got smashed ?

funny stories ;P ?

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

but if i kill her your resonseable

and uhmm

let me think

i woke up 3 hours from home

Evan says:

kill who ?

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

my cousin

Evan says:

REALLY !?

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

yuss

Evan says:

you walk that far or what ?

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

no and idk what happend

i ended up in like orangeville?

Evan says:

wtf !?

you at a party with people ?

i cant even do thjat

how the fuck did you end up 3 hours from home !?

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

uhmm 3 towns or something?

and yeahuh

uhmm an after party for a sweet 16

Evan says:

really ? well sound slike you had a good night then

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

yeahuh lol

what i rember

i was at wallmart and almost got my ass kicked by thesr two chicks

Evan says:

really

whathappened ?!

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

some guy came over and saved my ass which i would been fine but apprently drunk fighting wasnt a good idea

Evan says:

prolly nat

it doesnt usually go over too well

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

well in my experinces it dose

kinda lol

Evan says:

exactly

kinda

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol so how was you night?

your*

Evan says:

it was fuuucked

ill tell you in a min

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol okie

Evan says:

kay so i went to a bush party and died

i walked thru water, mud, swamps, jumped fences, climbed down cliffs and everything to get to this party ...

i got there

got super fuckin high

and then attempted to walk back for 9

so i walked thru all that again dark and high

it was fuckeed

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol thats pree great

so how cut up are you

Evan says:

actaully im good ..... but you should see my white sweater and my jeans

and my shoes

and socks

and i think even my boxers were wet by the time i was done

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

rofly

that sucks

way to be a dirty boy

Evan says:

sorry

completely not my fault ....

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol understadable

at least you knew where you were and how you got there

Evan says:

actually i dont remeber the way back

but i know how i got there

i went back to find my phone today

and i couldnt figure out where or what the fuck i di dlast ngiht

if you seen this youd be like daaaayyyum your a trooper

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol well by the sounds im pree sure you are a tropper

Evan says:

well thanks

but you still need to see this

its crazeh

whats up with kottonkandypikachu ?

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol oyay youll have to show me

and i really dont know

but its funny so i think ill leave it for a while

Evan says:

lmao aight

sounds good lol

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

your just jelous you dont have a bamf name

Evan says:

riiight

i coul dmake one

but im a simple person

i dont need a great name

people say my name and they already knwo im awesome

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

uhmm i think i should make you a name

cause im awesome

Evan says:

lmfao

ok then

no promises its goin on fb tho

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol dont deny my amazingness

and candyapplecharmander?

LOL

Evan says:

uhm sketchy but alright

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

sketchy

how so?

Evan says:

for a guy its like a pedo name

can you pictue me with that name offerin candy to small children ?

if so

then your just lkike me

and i find that sketchy

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

LOL

are you saying i have a pedo name then?

Evan says:

your a chick it dont count

its like 99.99999 % guys

that are pedos

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

well i thought your name was cute

Evan says:

it is but ..... im a dude.....

so im just gonna stick to ev or evy

ether one works

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

LOL

okay

but just know im hurt you didnt like my name

Evan says:

i do

i just cant let the world know it .. or i wont be able to go into a chuck E cheese ... or go to an elementary school;

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol i wanna go to chuck e chesse

Evan says:

i know !

theyre so much fuin lol

i could play games there all day if i had enough money

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

ive only been once

and lol win your such a kid

oh well i am too (:

so its all good

Evan says:

word

i like my games aight ?

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol me too

im getting an old school sega!!

Evan says:

PRIME

im likin this

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

i had one when i was younger but idk what happened i think im getting mine this week though

and next month im getting a ps3 cause there sticking a tv in my room

Evan says:

YEH

i gota ps3

that'll be great

when i hook it back up to the internet imma kill you in gaming

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol it will be great but i will NEVER sleep

and thats what you think

Evan says:

for real

ill own you

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

uh huh

sure you will

Evan says:

i will

ill rip you a new gaming asshole

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

ooh how thoughfull of you

but

but ill pwn you

im just kidding you will probs win but i needa sleep cause im dead

nighty night

Evan says:

aight night

and meh we'll see

depends on what game

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

lol sonic

i will domanate for sure

Evan says:

prolly

ive never been good at those games

×º°”˜`”°º×к α s×º°”˜`”°º× says:

im pro at them

but sweet dreams

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evenstarfalls · 2 years

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Vengeful Vengeful Vengeful Vengeful Vengeful part 2: revelation

Of course she's a business major (derogatory)

Never sell yourself cheap wtf

Yes babygirl find him and fuck him up

Taking back my joke last post about playing Marcella in an adaptation

DOMINIC <3<3<3

4:30 am alarm god i could never

Motorcycle omg what if they formed a biker gang I'd like to see victor on a motorcycle that would be funny

into the belly of the beast

FINALLY OMG ELI EVER I MISSED HIM SO MUCH HOW ARE U BABES DOING TERRIBLY I HOPE

The hunting dog and the Hunter aww🥰

my poor poor boy i hate haverty so much

VICTOR HALLUCINATIONS BEGIN I CANT

cutting out his heart...this part is just terrible. i think vengeful may be an unadaptable book tbh. so much of it is in their brains. then again i thought a wrinkle in time was unadaptable but disney tried! twice! and...i was right smh. they should've asked me

FUCK pastor john cardale. gave eli so much trauma

fuck haverty

fuck john cardale

thanks stell

"and so the angel trades hell for purgatory" bit melodramatic

i forgot his name is eliot again

"you killed thirty-nine people" the truer number was closer to fifty BITCH DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH

RIP Patrick and Lisa I barely knew y'all but i loved y'all

manipulative bastard <3

imaginary victor :))

so many! unanswered! questions! so is victorious coming out next september or when? i'd guess september 2023, just over a decade after vicious. THAT'S SO LONG THOUGH THIS WAIT IS HURTING ME MORE THAN VICTOR EVER COULD

"electrokinetic teen" is that someone from ExtraOrdinary or am i making stuff up. i need to get my hands on it but someone checked it out from the library I COULD STRANGLE THEM FOR KEEPING IT FROM ME and i'm gonna be gone from like the 29th to early august they'd better return it tO THE LIBRARY SOON I

omg evervale meet cute!! people don't say meet cute anymore do they idt they do

"Family is best in small doses" felt

angieee baby i missed you so much

awww victor is such a cutie pie 🥺

I Need Victorious

Two in the morning, classes starting the next day, but sleep still eluded him felt.

getting into pseudoscience 🤩 eli is such a Christian

OH OH OH HE KNOWSSSS VICTOR IS ALIVEEEE

AND HE WANTS VICTOR'S DEATH TO BE HIS i really think i'm funny don't i. i am.

fuck dr haverty

look it's probably not good or normal that i am like this abt fictional evil people!! but like, they're not real. it's not like it's bad. it's just a red flag, which i'm fine with tbh. god i love this book. i missed victor he was barely in this part but still. got to spend some quality time with eliot cardale i CAN'T CALL HIM THAT SERIOUSLY

#this is so much fun #vengeful #villains series #villains duology #ve schwab #victoria schwab #eli ever #victor vale #marcella riggins

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millermenapologist · 10 days

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I've just came from ao3 heyy i have to tell you here since I'm too shy to say there

1- I spent the whole day dedicated to read your chapter, I'm not exagerating. Your chapters are so extraordinarily big omg. And I'm not complaining, I wish fic writers wrote chapters like that.

2-Ellie's relationship with joel is so good❤️even though you write on ellie's pov, the way you show to us every aspect of joel is like we're seeing his pov too!! And I love how she really sees ellie as his baby daughter, like she's really his youngest. And I love how patient he is too her even when she's all over the place, like when she was trying to convince him she's a bad person and has bad thoughts, and he just sits there with her and very calmly asks her to tell him what are this bad thoughts. It reminds me of a fic I loved on ao3 about the last of us called "what dads do" (sadly never had an ending🤧). Also, have I already said that is really cute this habit of his when he puts her in his lap or cradles her most of the time? Or when she does it herself like it's the most normal thing on this world? It's so cute and such an innocent way of showing affection❤️

2- i don't know how to feel about sarah and her. Part of me is still getting used to the idea of girlfriends that live in the same house because they have the same dad, but other part of me enjoys the whole dynamic. Also, I have to admit It's very tempting to ship them both when they have such a chemistry like that, i mean, goody-two-shoes predator killer and her cute little girlfriend?? Idk if you're planning to weite dina and ellie as a couple in the future, but I guess you will have a lot of work to convince us that they have more chemistry as sarah and ellie🤭 can't wait to see what happens next

3- did ellie had a psychotic attack or something like that? Joel and sarah are not the only ones who were like "wtf" when reading that, and although the scene of joel carrying her like a toddler why she was screaming "traitooorr!!!" on the stairs was a bit funny, I'm worried about her.

4- I got sad for tommy boy :( he seemed so genuinely bothered about the fact that maria considered even for a moment that he would cover up his brother for supposedly hurting a little girl. Hope he gets his happy ending, whether with Maria, or someone else... Me... Heard something? Me neither

5- can you at least tell me something about next chapter?🫠

Aw, thank you for coming here, then! ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧˚

I swear that they don't start off this long, when i plan them in my notebook, I'm just the definition of unrepentant yapper (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Ok, listen: canonically speaking, Joel always keeps Sarah very close (she leans on him while they watch the movie and then falls asleep on him, he lifts her up and carries her around rather than waking her up), and then he keeps touching her face to make sure she's okay; and as soon as Ellie gets comfortable with Joel, she starts touching him too, like when they're on the horse or when she almost ends him by giving him that huge ass dose of penicillin (pls don't inject penicillin like that, you're gonna die). It's not my fault if they're touchy people in the most literal sense of the word. Ellie saw that man and decided he's free real estate, and Joel was just born to be a girl dad, so any girl that enters his hope is at least half-adopted by him. I am only keeping the characters true to their original essences uwu

For this fic, no Dina/Ellie, but they're definitely gonna be friends in the epilogue. Shenanigans might ensue (they will definitely ensue. Joel's gonna end up with so much more white hair). If we're talking about "future" fics, then... idk yet? For my birthday I plan to post a one shot that's set between the farm chapter and the Santa Barbara one of TLOU2, so the Ellie/Dina relationship is gonna be talked about for sure, and the other long I have planned, Anklebiter, has 14yo Ellie grow a massive crush for Sarah (who, sadly, is ~30, so definitely not interested in pursuing a relationship with her), but some other story idea that's right for them might arise ღゝ◡╹ )ノ♡

Not really. It's more what happens when you don't sleep for extended periods of time: you start losing your mind. You can start hallucinating, seeing distorted things, etc. At my first big girl job, I was in the office at 10am and wouldn't go home until 10pm, if not 11 or even later (and then I still had to get home, which required about an hour). By the end of the first week I was so overworked and exhausted that I'd wake up in the middle of the night, standing, half-hallucinating half-dreaming that I was back in the office. Sometimes I'd wander in other rooms too, and at some point I started seeing "things" in the edges of my vision and other things like that. It was terrifying. It's pretty much why sleep deprivation can be used as a torture method.

Well, in her defense, Maria sees a lot of bad people too, and has to deal with their families. Plenty of people think that keeping it within the family is the best option, so that's what she went for. Hehe, don't worry about his ending ┬┴┬┴┤ʕ•ᴥ├┬┴┬┴

Uhmm... Ellie and Danica are going to have a one-on-one conversation, Dina's gonna be freed from being grounded, aaaaand some honesty is gonna grace the Miller House. Not once, but twice! Crazy, I know!

#shoot for the stars #answer: anon #beekeper answers

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starlightkun · 8 months

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HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE ADHD AS WELL?! I JUST STARTED RITALIN THIS MONTH HOLY SHIT

Its crazy finding out so many people I admire have adhd as well. A youtuber i watch (jessica kellgren fozard) also found out she had adhd recently and i also found out that park bom has it and ive always felt really connected and sympathetic of her struggles. I guess since our brains all function similarly, we probably found the way others with adhd talk and present themselves easier to understand and more relatable even if we had such different lives and interests. It makes me feel less alone and really protected knowing that there are successful and lovely people who have succeeded without sacrificing any of the traits in myself which I used to hate and instead outwardly projecting and celebrating it as part of them.

It makes me feel really hopeful for the future since ive been surrounded by so many really driven and successful people at school and was beating myself up for things that I didnt know was adhd.

p.s. im so happy that adderall is working so well for you, im starting at low doses of ritalin at the moment and was facing quite a bit of side effects which were quite tough but you being so happy with your results makes me more optimistic and excited about continuing this process.

-✨anon

omg i love jessica kellgren-fozard! and yeah, i was technically diagnosed w adhd in 2017 but my psychiatrist never actually told me or (allegedly) my mom. and my psychologist at the time looked me in the eyes and told me i dont have it. but i've been struggling a lot recently with just doing daily functioning tasks, and i've related to ppl w diagnosed adhd for so long i've always suspected i had it?? so i recently requested my medical records from my old adolescent psychiatrist and literally first session in 2017 she diagnosed me w adhd primarily inattentive type. and just didn't fucking tell me. so i finally got a new psychiatrist and he was like "oh yeah lol let's get u on some adderall rn wtf"

yesterday was just day 1 on the lowest adult dose tho and i am having some side effects (suppressed appetite, sleep disturbances) but they're pretty manageable imo. im used to a depressed appetite from another medication so i have strategies for nutrition like this, and hopefully that and the sleep will even out after a little while (even if they dont, it's worth it imo. like i simply cannot keep living like i have been. i had a cardboard box from an online order sitting on my living room floor for 5 months bc i just. couldnt pick it up for some reason. i didnt have the pick-up-the-cardboard-box button in my brain. for 5 months. but yesterday i threw that out and cleaned my whole kitchen easy peasy.)

i really hope you get your medication sorted out! i know the struggles of adjusting meds, and side effects, and switching, and the like (i think i've tried like 10? for my chronic migraines in 2 years) and ik it can rlly suck :// but i wish you the best!!! we've got this!

#answered #✨ anon #talk #text #mine #not nct

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danyok · 2 years

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ok. ep 2. actually gonna post live thoughts to this one like i usually do

!!!! maaaaaaaark

i didn't know he was going to be in this. i missed his face. his haircut on him though... it's not the best. he still looks cute though.

ready for him to have a lead role now.

idk who this girl is but she seems up to no good.

what a cute dog though.

ugh. i hate when they write female characters bitchy like this. i mean i know it can happen irl but still. ugh.

girl don't climb up there!! don't you watch horror movies omg

DO NOT TAKE THE CREEPY CHANTING BOX. put that thing back right now.

jennie saying she's his gf is just weird if she's his sister. very unnecessary. she could have jus6 said someone else is. unless he's lying. that could be a thing lmao

boy is gonna turn out to be a jerk isn't he?? i just got that feeling lmao

looool I'd be weirded out by the name thing too ngl

omgdjsk wtf did she really do that

I don't feel sorry for this girl at all lmao. this is the second time this has happened. only upset now cause boy is upset.

i love stories with a good dose of karma lmao

this is gross karma though i didn't need to see that omggg.

"i didn't mean to" girl that's believable the first time but not the second.

jdhdjdjdu I'm not a fan of gross body horror. warning for all this ep has a lot.

ohhhh that's why he had that reaction. haha. justice.

#school tales the series #school tales #ali watches things #mark siwat #mark

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nuclearanomaly · 2 years

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Endwalker Screaming

As it says on the tin. Literally just all my thought, tinfoil, and yelling from 6.0 msq. There’s spoilers obviously. And it’s long. You have been warned.

LETS GOOO

I haven’t started yet. Scion of the Seventh dawn should be a title by the end of it all. An Azem ref one would be cool too, but also way more spoliery so idk about that really

I want an Azem ref like the legacy tatt or something. I know legacy players would whine but idc I want a back tatt as well >:(

Okay now im playing awooaowowowoowowowosogoh the first ambient tune my heartttttt

When I got to the pier G’raha was there just emoting to the wall and I was like wtf are u doing graha before Estinien popped into existence

AHHH EMOTES everyone is emoting so cute now wtf!!! ALIASIE!!!

Also Estiniens faces I lov

TATARUUUUUUUUUUUUU (SCREAMING NO MEME HERE) LET ME HUG TATARUUUUU

ANSWERRRS REPIRSEEE AHHHHHHHH

WHAT KIND OF SHIP IS THIS? Why are we all just sleeping on the floor like??? hello?? Lmaoooo

Hydaelyn: hello! Me: i won’t hesitate bitch

I also don’t believe this is actually Her. it’s too sudden and obvious. I think Venat still like og super tempered / possessed

CAST YER PEEPERS

Lmao emet pls read the Wikipedia article for this nation

Estinien: aw shit we don’t have passports Nini: aw shit

Sharlyan customs guys: business or pleasure? Nini and Estinien: murder and adoption

VARLINEAU VARLINEAU OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SCREAMMMMMMSSSSS

shut the FUCK UP I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN SO SOON

NINIRA VARLINEAU STOP IM SOBBING

I LOVE IT

SCREAMS

Wow is it possible to love this man more I’m gonna die his face Krile swooping in, his SASS god end me

Shut the fuck up the accompanying thing is ACTUALLY what me and Em half joked about

ESTINIEN COME BACK I WANT YOU HERE TOO

CONVO POINTS AND THEY FOLLOW YOU WHAT

“GRAHA IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU” ME AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: LULUNNNNNNNNNN GET YOUR MAN

Team THAVNAIR LETS GOOO

Cyan: do you think Estinien will be our Thav tour guide? Estinien: ur tour guide (derogatory)

I’m foaming at the mouth

Estinien and Nini going on a double date with Thancred and Urianger to her uncomfortable homeland let’s goooooo

Sorry Sharlayan u can wait

Nini: omg all these books! this is great Me putting Nini in a blender and shipping her to thavnair instead

“If I’d known sooner I’d have considered more suitable attire” OOOOOOH WHAT unless it’s your coat then no those pants can stay FAR away

Oh yeah the music in the hall is CUTE I love it. ZORA’S DOMAIN VIBES

URIANGER!! STOP IM EMO NOW ;___; u got this dude it’s hard but u got this

Cool we using sketch tec

Estinien: nah imma do it normal

I MEAN FAIR BUT ESTINIEN UR GF IS GONNA MAYBE NEVER POP OUT THE OTHER SIDE??? RUDE

Ninira Varlineau… yeah still here

THAVNAIR AETHER SICKNESS PARTY TOO HARD CREW

URIANGER’S FUCKING SHAME SIT

ESTINIENE NEEDS FUCKING MARKET BABYSITTING I’M GONNA PASS OUT

HE'S GETTING SWINDLED

HIRSMSN HAIR

HAI

HAIR

9K HAIR TIE STOPPP

He’s so stupid i love him so much

Helping this Elephant man is the most in character thing Nini has ever done she just has a polite convo and leaves and sells nothing I’m crying

ESTINIEN SPOTTED this man has one brain cell and it is squid

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED ESTINIEN GET KIDNAPPED BY ALCHEMISTS

THIS IS WILD

TY FOR HIS FACE

The part where u ride the dodo like a tourist with the camera goes showing focal points and lore was GOOD

LETS GO CLOSER TO THE TOWER sounds like a bad idea

Somethings gonna grab her, the door will open and something will grab her

There we go

AMON whaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt

F in the chat for the emet amon fans

RADZ!!! AT!!! HAN!!!!! Even if we don’t get to explore YAY NINI’S FIRST DOSE OF UNSETTLING FEELINGS

OH FUCK YES!!!! RULED BY A DRAGON RULED BY A DRAGON WITH A FAKE LEADER FAMILY YES YES YES

I’m literally gonna explode, Nini’s home town, one her parents like in a revere their leader is actually ruled by a dragon & that her now boyfriend is essentially the besty of dragons & she is basically like adopted by the bad ass dad of all dragons I literally can not ASK for better food fuck ME UP

I don’t want to leave Thav SOBBBBBBBBBB

Okay back to let Nini go be a nerd

I forgot to write but we in the underground apocalypse bunker

Npc: got to organize seeds.

Me: bc it’s an apocalypse bunker

Everyone: wow wonder what they’re up to.

Me: building apocalypse bunker

NPC: breed-able and edible animals

Me: for the apocalypse bunker

Let's get it together guys, it's super obvious.

ERENVILL IS A BEAUTIFUL BUN BOY wowza

How do you top becoming a frog, how do you top you and your KIDS becoming fogs

You don’t

The cutscene of eavesdropping as foge was amazing, from the angles and zooms to Erenvill just being like nah man ur frog impersonation sucked

Hydaelyn i don’t want u touching my friends at all anymore but I SURE DID CRY AT THE MENTION THAT YOU BROUGHT MINFILIA HOME

E X A R C H G R A H A GOOD!!!!!

THE TWINS MOMMMMMMMM

God the chat point about their dad being worried about Alisaie falling in the river really got me

The fact that Nini can experience whiplash related to her own forgotten past here is great

Legit the entry hall is how I pictured Nini’s home just with different decor I’m

That and all the servants and being watched by servants as kids LAYS DOWN

They care deeply about you, protecc WITH LIFE 5 EVA

MY DAPPER KIDSSSS

AAA THEIR DAD FOUGHT

The change is because he had kids and loves them so much he needs to do his all to protect them from the apocalypse in the apocalypse bunker

DATE TIME

I mean dungeon time!!!!

MY TURN MY MY MY MY MY TURN

Sorry Alisaie u may never see a dungeon this xpac

ALPHI HAS NEW TRUST SELECT LINE

This dungeon is uh… not ideal for taking date screens. I mean maybe for the best. Estinien and Nini off in a corner while there’s poor suffering people in the walls…

HHHHAHwhUBUUWHWUHHSUH ESTINIEN VOICED BATTLE LINES

HIM LB HHHHHH

Boss 1: I have no idea what is going on

Boss 2: i see what is going on

Boss 3: this is gonna be SOMETHING in DF oh BOY

BLM aoe is… hmmmmm not the worst i just need to unlearn the old one, maybe do something to my hot bar but idk what that would be that wouldn’t just make it worse… prob just gonna stick it out and relearn… i try press eno every time

Oh just me and Estinien heading to radz-at-han game pls I can’t handle this blatant fan service for my lore

ESTINIEN IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU!!!! IN RADZ-AT-HAN!!!!!!! GAME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M DYING YOU’RE KILLING ME IM DEAD

Estinien knows about maps wtf

ESTINIEN SHOW ME YOUR LOCALLY ACQUIRED CLOTHING PLEASSSEE

Okay 1000 years of just running around later... back to msq

“Alchemists throughout the land were put to work forging your talismans” SIPS THE IRONY OF NINI’S PARENTS MAKING TALISMANS FOR HER UNKNOWINGLY JUICE OMGG

Vrtra making me CRY

I miss Middy so much. Middy come HOME!! I DON’T CARE IF HE’S WATCHING I WANT HIM BAAACK

God Vrtra I GET IT MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA SAVE ME AND NO I'M NOT EMOTIONALLY READY FOR IT I will explode

STOP CLOSE CROPPING ON THE TWINS WHILE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME I’M ALREADY CRYING

Estinien talking about the firmament just dishing out Nidhogg scales S T O P

Holy shit the INN ROOM SCENES

MY FRIENDS JUST BROUGHT ME UBER EATS

Estinien pls Im begging you, why, I need you here too

The ANIMATIONS CUTE

I love Graha and Alisaie so much

I LOVE ALL THIS KRILE WITH NO HOOD

YELLING I miss u Ardbert but omg if THIS is the trend for you end of story chapter scenes I’m gonna CRY

Graha u need to take ur complaints about being shot elsewhere, the whole table is shorter than u

Fuck man the pan to the flower and like I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE GLOWING BUT STILL

“Fashioned from fur or the skins of your enemies” lmfao fandaniel pls

I'm so glad his voice is still his amon voice

Nsjgsjgsbigsbjsh ALPHINAUD'S FAN CLUB

GOD no wonder he was such a snot nosed brat

I can’t believe we’re out here now talking about deliberate memory loss/ blocking

HOW ARE HITTING ALL MY NINI LORE POINTS

SE are… are you listening

NINI MAKING THE LIKE IDK IN AWE / WHAT FACE!!!!! THIS HITS SO HARD

I crashed and it’s 2am so DAY 2!!!

In before the place that G’raha is from is the floating island place they teased

LIKE A GALICAT ON THE WIND AYMERIC PLEASE

don’t tell Aymeric about the hair cord. Nini turning around: Aymeric, Estinien blew 9K on a hair tie.

Got my Garlemald glam on it’s time to fucking party

Gaius no

Go home

But not with us

Good

YEAH MAXIMA

God it has RAINED in every location constantly since this expac dropped my life for a sunny cutscene

BARD BOYFRIENDS BARD BOYFRIENDS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT EVERYONE

BARD BOYFRIENDS COCO BROS

SHUT THE FUCK UP

ALBRIC

ALBRIC TALK TO ESTINIEN

SCREAMS

EMMILAINEN

STEPHANIVIANNN

ALKA ZOLKA

STOP

hiiii Lucia

Okay this IS cute but noooo Nini is NOT white mage stoppp

Yo Lyse, Y’shtola do y’all need us to step out and give you guys a moment bc like we can if you want

THANCRED AND URIANGER

Urianger has KNOCKED humour out of the PARK this expac he is killing me

EMMAMAMSNOSHSIGSJG YOU DID NOT JIST DANCE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

WOW he really got uh more pompous lmfao

YES SADU QUEEN

The simplify of “they’re just people” good

That was a good cutscene

Cirina is better company than any of the men, is that so Sadu ;)

“Worry not i'll be keeping my eye on Guydelot” I’m SURE you will Sanson ;))))

ESTINIEN THAT IS YOUR DAD AND YOU WILL TALK TO HIM

Hey Cirina, hey can your gma NOT thanks cool

Cirina calling you Traveller straight up hhhh

I know Alberics dialogue is azure dragoon related but I just feel like it’s DAD RELATED “let’s get a look at you, nervous? Don’t worry I’ll be there” dad

ALISAIE I WISH XRUN WAS HERE TOO OMG

Estinien rocking his uniclo heat tech he doesn’t need anything else

Wehhhhhhhhh tatatruuuuuuu

I just had what I can only describe as a 10 min fight with Nini at a glam dresser trying to make her wear actual pants to garlemald. She won and is still in shorts smh. Guess she’ll just have to really huddle for warmth :)

LOOK AT EVERYONE IN THEIR COZY GEAR

GRAHA IN HIS COAT

ooo Y'shtola looks so good in the Crystarium top

EMMANILIAN YOU ARE FROM ISHGARD AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE VISIBLY SHIVERING

LYSE OMG IN THE RESISTANCE GEAR CUTE

PIPINNN COZYYY

I literally can not handle how much the expac is feeding me tho I love snow environments esp in fantasy

TH—THANCRED

HEWWO

Thancred stealth mission was FUN omggg

I messed up a few times but ALL GOOD

no one saw nothing

WHO IS EMMAMAMBIYSIS WHO VOICE DIRECTED HIM

Estinien: it’s just a flesh wound Y'shtola: you took his bloody arm off

PIPIN HEWWO PIPINNN?? That was cool

The portraits on the dialogue boxes are SWEET

I don’t think I ever really thought about CirinaSadu before but well I’m here for them now

GEE EMMET WONDER WHO CAN TELL US ALL ABOUT IT??

Stephanivien in garlemald in the cold tits out, no care

Fan of the design of garlemald’s funky fucked up aetherytes

Stealth mission following the girl was fun

Lmao I had a bunny boy doing it at the same time I could tell that they changed their path to just follow where I was going every time

ALPHINAUD GATHERING FIREWOOD ISN'T A TALENT PLEASE WE NEED TO GET U IDK INTO WOODWORKING

Wow refugee 2 Uh… you okay pal I mean obvs not but oof

The radio hits hard too. It’s eerie and the kids' resounding dedication and belief in it and the message it represents.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WHY IS IT RAINING????????

SHOULDN'T IT BE SNOWING AT LEAST

COME ONN

If rain > snow here Nini is gonna be miserable

Estinien come back from scouting your GF is cold

U HURT MY SON U DARE SONION HE IS SO GOOD U ARE LUCKY

Yaaay it’s snowing but also imagine how MISERABLE... Cold then it RAINS then SNOW uhg

Oof fam

Alphi ;;

“Thancred in particular will be worried sick if you’re gone too long” stopppppp Nini and Thancred came out of SHB so rough but their back and forth has been so good again I’m EMO

Why do you keep italicizing his name… is he listening in

Y’all

The UNDERGROUND METRO STATION COMBINED WITH THIS RADIO CRACKLE OLDY TUNE MY FALLOUT 3 HEART IS EXPLODING

Fuck. This. Dude

Holy fucking

Shit

NINI PISSED

You dare use my KIDS AS LEVERAGE IN MY COOPERATION I'M GONNA THROW ALL THE HANDS

ARE YOU KIDDING ME would BOTH OPTIONS HAVE HAURCHEFANT STOP

Well this is fun love being threatened lmao but also this is the exact reason I gave Nini the mask for this glam. Popping that ON

We saw the hooded man and identified the seat of their power!! The uh… GIANT TOWER wasn’t convincing enough huh?

Hhhhhhhhhh the ruins the park the streets Fallout 3 Fallout 3 Fallout 3

FANCY A DIP IN THE FREEZING PADDLE POOL? Nini: no.

It’s great ur only getting your feet and legs wet but this GOES UP TO NINIS MIDRIFF SHE'S GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH

TRYING TO FEEL ON THE BOTTOM JUST SUBMERGE MY WHOLE DAUGHTER

What killed the wol? Alisaie making her go in a pond

THE TWO PEOPLE THAT WENT IN THE WATER ARE THE FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE FIRE

THANCRED

Stop this is too hot

STOP Nini’s mask now also masks her talking making it easier to converse with Thancred. Past me your glam brain was huge

I’m emo again thinking about how Thancred has really been there since the start for Nini and all they went through and how close they became and then the rough patch that was ShB and how Nini maybe kept him a bit at arms length even after it was clear he’d figured things out bc it hurt and now she’s maybe ready to let him back in again and be close again.

She’s gonna tell him about Estinien first… jokes on her that he already knows lmaoo

These brainless fucks. Wrong choice dudes

Smells like “gonna kill myself to beat you”

Sighs

Jullus you’re not a bad guy let’s not

:( I’m sorry dude

My KIIIDDSSS

They’ve GROWN SO MUCH

WAILS

ESTINIENSHEIG

YEA

YEAHHHH

Oooh what an end

I’m not emo bc of Estinien a specific placement in the station next to the upset mother and child commenting about how he doesn’t know how to comfort them

Oops I forgot to take my mask off back at camp before the CD started

ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOW ME ALBRIC WALKING UP TO TALK TO ESTINIEN AND THEN CUT AWAY I'M GONNA FIGHT

This is so heart warming WHAT THE FUCK

OH NO

OH NONONONO ALL THE WORK

OH MY GODISBAKSGHEOYEJ

HELP

WHAT IS HAPPENING IM SCARED

WHAT

THE FUCK

HAPPENING

GOD

STOP AULUS’ TECH WAS LEGIT

I CAN'T EVEN MEME ABOUT HIM BEING ESTINIENS VA RIGHT NOW I'M LOSING MY SHIT

em is dming me at this very moment about the fun alliance meeting the squad scene help

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP (I love it)

ZENOS IS SO BIG HE LOOKS LIKE AN OVERSIZED ADULT AT A KIDS TABLE

God

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP

Dude

Hi Anima

I knew you would be first but wow

Why was the butler top gender unlocked? Because someone at se found it in the resources went damn no one wears this and put it on everyone this expac

Nini says nope nope nope squicking right out

Hdjhsjgsbigsigsuhd

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT

THEY FUCKING DID IT

IM SCREAMING

NONONONONONONONONONONONO

FUCL

FUCK

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

FUXK

I literally am losing me MIND FAM

Losing my mind. Goes back to reply “yeah! :)” to Em

Help I want to SCREAM

I need to LIE DOWN

This DUTY HOLY FUCK

I was so stressed

You are so SQUISHY

NO HEALTH REGEN

OMG

crying and running in a circle for 10 mins like I'M NEVER MAKING IT TO CAMP

god the civilians fuck and like Nini would help them even then no matter what

God the ACTIVE TIME MANEUVER

CRAWLING IM SCREAMING

My friends I’m shaking

I’m scared

Frwiends

Estinien: of all the times for a disappearing act. BRO LOOK WHOS TALKING

SCREAMING Y'SHTOLA YOU GOTTA NOTICE

OH MY GODDD THE REAPER VOIDSENT WHAT THE FUCK

THE SWORD I

SCREAMING

GET AWAY FROM THEM YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS

IM EXHAUSTED HOLY FUCK

Omg as if I wasn’t already mega emo over Nini and Thancred reuniting as friends. The fact he can relate stoppppppppp

Estinien can I have a hug pls

How is this expansion feeding me so well I’m so full and it’s LEVEL 83

That was the wildest fucking ride

I wanna WRITE

Jdohsjgsjsg you may want to let Urianger know about the extra furs man is literally shivering his ass off I’m dyin

DUNGEON

YES THE BOPPING MUSIC FROM THE JOB ACTIONS TRAILER!!!!!

Me and lizzy: the only thing that could possibly be better is if Estinien was also a frog Boss: become frog Me: screaming

Did I restart because I literally only processed I should take a picture as frog wore off and then he never got around to doing it again… maybe

Also MINI ESTINIEN IS SMALLER THAN MINI NINI AAAAAA

Hi anima

I uh

Didn’t think I’d see you here (fear)

That was

A really cool fight holy shit

Me when the beam hit the moon and the glyph showed up: hey that’s the same as my thing!!

Hhhhhhhh stop using Krile is2g if you over exert her

WAILS I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE SOBBBBBBB

ALISAIE GIVING YOU A GOOD LUCK PLAYER SOBS MY DAUGHTER

God the MOON

The gpose studio in the sky the lighting is amazing

Hhhhhhh WEENWOON

fist hit of that piano and I’m cryin

Jfc that VIEW

Wow

Just wow

WEENWOON WITH STARRY ROBES

Yo why the fuck is vicar Amelia on the moon shhsugsgdhdbdj

THE MOON CACTUAR DO MAKE CONTACT I WILL NOT HEAR OTHERWISE

Yoshi P really did play bloodborne huh

IS THAIS THAT MY

MY BUDDY

MY PAL

HYTHLODEOUS?????????

SCREAMMMMMMMMMSSS

In you I place my trust just as Emmet did. Bye

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ALL WILL BE WELL

Bro you can just break that??

Godddd Elidibus was Zodiarks intent, his passion and will... fucccccckkk

Zenos literally not now I’m busy

Unless it stops you from like idk becoming zodiark then fine

Lmfao fucking fandaniel, stop ignoring meee

There he go

Not exactly the outcome I hoped for but also I didn’t want to fight *him*

Oh shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIS HAIR

STOP

WAIT

WHAT

WHI

WHO

WHO IS TH

WHAT

WOAWOAH

WOAH

HOW

IS THIS THE FIRST TRIAL

HOW DO THEY EVEN TOP THIS

IM SCREAMING

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE THE FINAL BOSS THEME HELP I'M LOSING MY MINNNDDD

Okay this fight was SO much fun

I also see why they killed eno and botd etc now they can remove us from combat to do cool things without penalty

It’s still a bit of a pain but not as much

I KNEW funnydan was gonna get offed via zodiark I’m glad that was a correct guess from me

H—hewwo

Oh fuck it’s the sound I knew it I knew it I knew it it’s the sound fuck

Zenos NOT NOW I'M BUSY

god go away

MY FRIENDS ARE HERE

SPRINTS

Estinien isn’t here :(

I called it you remove zodiark and you free what he was oppressing aaaaa

“What happens to the other words” “they share the fate” HE'S THINKING ABOUT RYNE’S SAFTYEJDIDBN NOOOO

The moon is a ship… for the SHARLAYANS TO LOAD ALL THE THINGS THEY’VE PREPARED ONTO BC IT’S THE APOCALYPSE BUNKER

Okay literally crashing throughout the zodiark final days lore. Goodnight ff

DAY THREE

MOON BUNS

Pack and leave all the reflections will die and we know the other stars are so far away like I really don’t think this is planned well

I’m fucking crying this moon base is borked bc no one told them what the people of the world are like now lmaooo

THAT’S RYNE AND GAIA’S CRYSTAL

Thancred I love you you have been reading my mind

Nini: what if… I don’t like carrots…

(Nini eat your vegetables)

Nini, you're even more passionate than ever to save the world. Nini: I’m not eating carrots for the rest of my life

I’m CRYING this outfit is so ugly

YOU MUST CONTINUE WEARING THESE GARMENTS

WHERE ARE THE OTHERS I WANT TO SEE THEM IN STUPID CLOTHES

THE LEOPARD PRINT

I’m crying I just saw someone in this and was like wow what a terrible glam I'M SO SORRY STRANGER IT WAS NOT YOUR CHOICE

URIANGER STOP

URIANGER NDKDHODGOJEHOBEYODBD

WHY IS HE THE FUNNIEST CHARACTER

Hey Urianger hey Um

Okay. Okay. Few had me a concern for a moment there my dude.

URIANGER DID YOU KNOW DID YOU KNOW BEFOREHAND

WHY DOES EVERYONE INTERRUPT WHEN I'M EAVESDROPPING ON URIANGER

ASK IF YOU CAN TASTE THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL stop

Uriangerrrrr I hold hand it’s gonna be okay buddy

Wehhhhhh

HE'S SUPER DROPPED THE ACCENT IM CRYING

Banging on the walls of Stephs dms LET ME YELL

I want… bloopy purple enemy as a minion

Knife emoji at these rabbits

Use these balls. throw your balls at him. Looks directly into the camera.

The tiny bunny bench… I wish I could sit sit on it

LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA Koji…

Guys come ON we’re not that stupid

Please

U—uwianger ;;

PUDDINGWAY

NINI JUST: VALID

URIANGER

Steeeph I need to yell about your MAN

I love how… chill everyone is that you WENT TO THE MOON

How long until we have the convo that sharlayan is only planning on saving sharalyan and it’s knowledge and the rest of the world will be left behind by them

Because that’s coming right

They ain’t planning on saving anyone else

They’ve abandoned the people they’ve shared their homes with TWICE already like this is nothing new

THANCRED STOP CARING SO HARD IM CRYIN

inn scene inn scene pleaseeeeee

STOP

HKSLEHIRNE

I GET TO JUST HAVE THIS

I AM BLACKING OUT THIS IS A FEVER DREAM

“good you’re alone” STOP STOP STOPPP

HE'S IN CASUAL CLOTHES DHSPHSIGEIHHDBDIYDIURBE

IM CRYING

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

are you using my window

Hey

WOAH EXCUSE ME WHERE THE MATURE WARNING FOR THE BOOT ON THE RAILING FUCK FUCK

HIS FACE

COME BAAAAAACK

SCREAMS

hewwo

What

Hey if anything happens to Erenvill I’ll fight

I of course went to watch that cutscene again right away like a very normal person

Oh I guess I should actually go and watch it for the others brb

Thancred first bc he’s been giving me feelings. AND HES GIVING ME MORE FEELINGS ;;

Alphi. ALPHI hon I’d like to see them try (actually tho) HIS VOICE CRACK STOP

Alisaie. I thought about bringing some sweets but decided against it. Nini shuts the door in he face. How dare.

YEAHHH LET'S TALK ABOUT MY BODY SNATCH. WAILSSSS. SOBS MY FUCKING EYES OUT SHE PUTTING ME IN THE EMOTIONS BLENDER NOW FAM

Y'shtola. Her bringing up Ryne I cry!!! Y'SHTOLA TELL ME ABOUT MY CUTHULU ASS LOOKING SOUL PLS (I’m sorry u had to see it but pls) HER NIGHTS BLESSED FAREWELL!!!

Graha. There’s the nervous hands hehe just like exarch bringing me sammichs. Bro stop I’m scared. Lays down on the ground. Screams. Nerd.

I can not BELIEVE the undeniable FAN SERVICE that was Estiniens cutscene thank you for my fucking LIFE holy shit. The casual dress the fucking way he left jeebus I’m gonna die

Y’all thought HW was the Estinien fucker expac. Wrong it’s Endwalker.

Thav dungeon!!!

The music SLAPS

God the environment is so intense. It’s like holimster on steroids and worse…

Hey hey hey hey boss 1 the mouths?? Yeah I don’t like that…

The gear here is cute!! I need to make Nini a legit Raz-at-Han outfit

I’m also trying to think like wtf Nini’s parents would be doing rn… probably like “it’s not affecting us directly so someone else will handle it”

ESTINIENNN TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUU

TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUU

I KISS YOUR FACE

TAKE ME WITH YOUUU

babies first piece of gear that has better stats than my end game stuff :’)

Hhhhhhh I never found the residential district when wandering with Estinien fuck fuck fuck

Hhhhhh Nini lived here

I knew that lady was gonna change

God the son changing then just getting crushed wtfff

YES GRAHA

YES!!! EXARCH GRAHA!!!! THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE

Aaaoooooowoogoougiouvddisvsj Estinien

God I’m koed by him like being soft and open with Vrtra ;__;

VRTRA BECOME THE COOL DRAGON RULER NINI DESERVES

THAT'S THE LINE

FROM THE FUCKING TRAILER

(Cum) SHADOWBRINGERS RIFF

God when he just stood up. Man removing pants meme here

I thought my dialogue option was gonna be comforting and Nini just scolded this poor elephant! Nini no!!

The scene at the other village was v touching

NINI DIVING IN THE WATER AAAA

SAVE THE BABY NINI GO GO GO

Matsya!!! MATSYAAAAAAAAAA OMGGGG NOOOOOOOOO

ESTINIEN

ESTINIENNNNN

SCREAMS

AAAAAA

OMG THE BABY AND VRTRA ASNDJJDBGDHS

STOP IM DEAD

“May their souls be reunited one day” alphi ;;

WEHHH I LOV VRTRA

omgggggggg Nidhana giving us CHAI TEA

Nini just the LOUDEST SLURP NOISE

Oh it’s for the villagers… Nini says okay….

Hhhhhhhhh Vrtra

I love u dragon uncle bro

LAYS DOWN the thavnair divinities we’re a man and a beast and they came together and now man and dragon come together STOPPP

A sight that would have brought a smile to Ysayle’s face SCREAMMMMMMSSSSSS

What the fuck are YOU DOING HERE

I am AMAZED they’re reaching out to other nations

Legit thought they weren’t gonna do that at ALL

Children loving dragons always makes me big soft

“Ninira there is someone I also need to introduce you to. Privately.” I KNOW THIS IS W/E BECAUSE ITS MSQ BUT BROOO IM SCREAMING AT HOW I CAN USE THAT

Wow this would be the legit WORST time for her to meet her parents. Upside down emoji

I won’t do that to her actually

But I think she will either 1. Unknowingly speak to them about attending the meeting. 2. Even if not point 1 they will be there and they will make awkward eye contact...

A GOOD EGG

They really like that hair this expac huh

Okay gonna stat role quests bc I’m an Ishgard fucker

ARTORIEL TOO AAAAAAAAAAA

MY BRO

Artoriel what happened to your brothers voice

HEWWO AYMERIC I KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE GONNA BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU

AAAAAAAA WHEN WE ALL DREW OUR WEAPONS AAAA

ohoho a command room we may enter as we please u say

I smell the ng+ crime from here

Hhh I’m so over lvled and want to keep going BUT I WANNA GO EAT WITH THE OTHERS IN RAZ-AT-HAN

BRB ARTORIEL

GASP Nini gets her Chai

YALL

I WANT TO SCREAM BUT I CAN NOT

GRAHA

SHUT THE FUCK UP

THEY PUT THE FIRST BACK IN THE MSQ SHUT UP

WAILS MY SON

MY FAMILY

hey Emet

Emet I don’t like that shhh

TELL RYNE I MISS HER

lay me down now

“If Ryne asks don’t shelter her from the truth” ;;

STOP “seek out Lyna tell her I’m happy” I’m gonna CRY

I just removed the Crystarium from my return :/

Sobs LYNA

HELLO????? RYNE?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY DAUGHTER SHOW ME HER NOW

oh one of these things. Is Nini on a table come on guys make the camera height accurate

Hm I didn’t like the answer I gave for the first one oops

THIS CHILD GETS THE AXE BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE ARDBERT

“Just like ardbert!!” SCREAMS

FEO UL!!!!!!!!

Stop Feo Ul makes sure we have good dreams ;;

RYNNEEEE

God she heard it too

MY WONDERFUL AMAZING STRONG DAUGHTER I LOVE YOU

Oh my goddddd

The shades of ur friends

Bursts into tears

Elidibus gonna make me cry AGAIN?

Omggggggggggggg he knows Zodiark is gone

Bro can we blame Fandango not me here

The sound the sound the sound it’s the sound

Aw ty Ewidibus

Ooooooooooh OG fandaniel was the one that figured shit out… huh

Weird…..

HERMES

OMGGGGGG

Whut

Omg

Elidibus can USE THE TOWER

This is BIG

And deep

EWIDDIBUS

SOB

ACTUAL AMAUROT

LMAO you yell all manner of greetings… and obscenities

EMET

OMG

PLS BE HYTH

IM GONNA

THE EMET FUCKERS GONNA DIE

HYTH

HYTH FUCKS!!!!!!!!

THOSE EYES

SCREAMS

I WANT TO YELL

YOU SEE ME NSJDHJHDJDJJDHHDHDHSHS

AETHER THE COLOUR OS AZEM SOUL STOP

I GET TO RUN AROUND WITH MY OLD FRIENDS

I'M GONNA PASS AS A FAMILIAR

I’m sorry Emet your hair is terrible

NINI IS BIGHER??????

If Azem wanted to be here she would

WELL HERE I AM

NINI IS BIGGER

HOW CAN THIS GET COOLER WTF

WE JUST GET TO BE HERE

STOP

HOLY SHIT

HE TELLS YOU IT'S RUDE TO STARE IN SHB TOO DOESN’T HERE I SWEAR I REMEMBER THAT

“The world unsundered” damn

THINKING ABOUT EM’S RHODRY UNSUNDERED HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I need to stop here because i can tell LOTS is about to drop

Day fooourr

we focusing role quests this morning

It’s Zephirin. All the people that said it was Zeph in the infirmary were right

This old man avoiding us

Bitch can’t hide from my echo

Ey yo what the fuck are y’all doing

Oh god YOU CLONED ZEPH WITH ALAGAN TECH UNKNOWINGLY JFC

There he go

AAAAA AYMERICCC

Walking back into the strategy room and seeing Aymeric alone like good sir are you aware of the CRIMES that will be committed here at a later date… you best prepare yourself.

IM SORRY RIDING CHOCOBOS WITH AYMERIC IM YELLING

LOOK AT HIM GO

AYMERIIICCC

okay the dragons design is really really cool

HE HAS MEMORIES OF ALL THE ROUND MIXED IN LIKE A BLENDER

Zephirin…..

Well there’s the reason he turned

Oh my GOD Aymeric protecting us while we have a vision

Emily

Emily Em Emmer Vance

I’m looking I’m looking directly at you

Omg that was the airship the archbishop used

These quests are SO GOOD

Okay lvl locked back to MSQ

Bird girl… brain powers… I’m interested to know your story

NINI STOP THAT FACE WAS SO CUTE

It’s interesting that like the convocation wasn’t an all seeking goal. Hermes seems genuinely upset that Emet has come to obvs ask he join

LMAO EMET

I said this already, I think, but I LOVE this jazz let’s get silly track

This is SO GOOD

HERMES IN THE TREE

I can’t believe I have to actually think about Nini’s ancient now

HE JUST LIKES CRITTERS

I can’t believe they just DID THIS

LIKE THIS IS REAL

Ooooooooo I understand now

Wait does that mean that when Azem stepped down pre final days that they died……..

Bruh this SONG

OH SO YOU HAPPEN TO REACT TO EMOTIONS HUH WELL

SPRIGGANS

turns around

FUCKING SHOEBILL

S H O E B I L L

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It has no thoughts. Because it’s EMET WATCHING US

Wow not me tearing up at the simple description of Nini’s thoughts being complex and alluring

Can’t believe I’m adopting another child

I mean yeah I can

But GOD

“An apple” Nini: I sleep “with syrup! A candied apple” Nini: I WAKE

Nini: bitch GIVE US THE APPLE!!! Give my new bird child the apple they want!!!

The NIGHT THEME

HE JUST LIKES CRITTERS!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THE KOPPRO IN THE FOUNTAINNNNN

GOOBOOOOOO

hyth my love

EMET DON'T SHIT ON GOOB

MY FLOWER

Entelechies…

I'VE SEEN THEM NOT WHOTR (I genuinely don’t know if this was supposed to be a word lmao)

Dynamis….

IF I'M THINK ITS SNEVAISE IM PICKING THIS ONE (once again???)

LMAOOOOOO

Hm so us LBing is actually us using dynamis, which we kind of established. But it’s more than that our aether is off enough that it grants us the ability to do it in the first place???

But we see NPCs lb

Is it MORE than lb is it our WoL stuff too

Friends in thinness ;;

HYTH

HE'S SULKING

yesssssssssssssss the optional Emet dialogue is back!!!

I feel like I should be taking notes… someone in the internet will do it for me

I’ll tell you the tale when we’re away from sensitive ears. HYTH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

“Transforming in the presence of others is the equivalent of being unclothed, shameful” SPITS OUT MY DRINK SO UH WHAT ABOUT THE END OF SHB HUH BUDDY??? YOU JUST GETTING NUDE IN THE DYING GASP???

“Plead with Emet” bro the emet fuckers gonna lose their minds

I LOVE THESE LOSERS SO FUCKING MUCH

THE SHB MOUNT FUCK

I CAN HEAR PEOPLE LOSING IT

imagine if he’d summoned gwib. Fuck I wish he had

QUIET TIME WITH HYTHHHHH

SOBS ABOUT AZEM

Stop

Shut the fuck up

HYTH

IM SO EMO

He wanted us all to be together

And emmet gets tempered

Hyth gets sacrificed

And Azem gets sundered

Bro end me

He loves life

I’m gonna crY

HE LOVES LIFE AND HATES DEATH AND HIS SOUL GOT SO BROKEN AND CORRUPT I'M CRUIBGBSJE

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm the memory shit is here too

“I can feel it something you want to hide” o u c h

ALL THIS DEPRESSION MAKING ME DEPRESSED

I do like that Nini’s angst is purble

HERMES SIR

FANS SELF

Baybeeee with the fireflies

Shit I love Hermes

Him and his bedroom eyes

IS METEION GOING TO SHOW UP ON OUR STAR

Gurl what did you hear

Did you hear the sound

Hermes :((((((((((

And WHAT pray tell is THAT. That’s a Street Shark

AUMAROTINES FUCKING LOVE SHARKS

VENAT

ARE WE GETTING A DUNGEON IS THIS OUR PARTY

PLEASE

Oooooooooohhhhhgg she was a 14

PREVIOUS AZEM

WHAT

ME TOO NINI

GRAPE STORY

Venat came up with the base concept that became the blessing of light hhhhh

She makes me think of Ysayle SOBS

Oop they got me

ANSWERS

HOW do you explain this

YOU CAN'T JUST TELL THEM EVERYTHING

BRUH

Oh no

Ohnonono

The tea no longer steaming is a good touch

HHH this is complex my brain is small

EMET LMAOOOOOOO

Sorry dude but you did that

Also u got nudy in front of everyone that the dying gasp

So now I’m thinking that Meteion (or a sister but most likely just her) is the sound

Overcome with negative emotion and projecting it onto the world with such force.

Maybe even traveled the expanse of time and space to come across Eytheris in the future

Yall really just gonna be like “can’t wait for the day you die” not creepy at all

HAURCHEFANT EMOTENDIBR

Now I’m thinking Hermes caused this to make everyone suffer the same way that he deemed they made their creations suffer. To feel the fear of impending death.

The og vicar Amelia.

And so we earn its trust in the past making amicable towards us in the future on the moon

Brain explosion

This

MUSIC

WOW

HELLO

THIS FIGHT WAS BIG STRESSY

I BURNED ALL MY SWIFTS TOO SOON SCREAMMS

WOAAAH THE FINAL

Omggg I almost died

I let in like 3 orbs

Jfc

I’m sorry

I don’t like the dog

I don’t like the uncanny valley stare and it’s eyes

Remember that Tim Allen move when he gets turned into a dog but they make the dog keep his eyes

Yeah

Are you

Are you teaching me to CONTROL the echo

Aw maybe not

HERMES MAKES ME SO SAD

man I really thought that was gonna be a dungeon LET ME DUNGEON WITH VENAT AND EMET AND HYTH

is—is it really aliens

Is the sound aliens

Hermes did you unwillingly let evil alien know about us by sending your birds up into the sky

ITS ALIENS

OMG

BRO THAT AINT UR FAMILIAR ANYMORE

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUXK

NIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCREAMS

OH GOD

OH HOD

I DON'T LIKE WHEN THE KIDS GET CREEPY POSSESSED

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING

hehehe emet walkies

YOU MADE BAD CODE BRO

Oh so if your bad code tells you that there’s no meaning you’re just gonna forsake all of it and go crazy???

WHAT IS HAPPENING????

OH MY GOD

WE GET

WGET

DUNGEINSUEK

EMET HAS DRK

HYTY WITH A BOWWW (KAROOO OMG)

This MUSIC

I WANNA TELEPORT LIKE HYTH AND EMET

EMET JUST SAID FALL

LIKE IN HIS TRIAL

AAAAA

HOW IS THIS REAL

Omggggg the EDGE of the atmosphere we REALLY HIGH

The bookshelves

Nini: who is READING UP HERE

Wanna be ramhu ass beard

A LOT JUST HAPPENED

uhhhhhhhhggg so you wrote bad code the bad code corrupted itself and made and evil program

and now you have some to the conclusion that If we were to remove flaws WE are flaws too

I WAS READY TO FIGHT FOR YOU YOU ASS

MEMORY ALTERCATION

GODDDDD

OMGG

AWASHOUSHHD

HYTH

I'M CRYING THEY DON'T REMEMBER BC OF THIS

NOOOOO

NINI

NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YOU SHITS YOU PLANNED THAT

AWHSIYSBJDU

EMET

SHUT UP

I REMEMBER

FUCK OFF

“I have no idea who the other companion might be” AGONY

MEMORY IS RETURNED WHEN YOU RETUEN TO THE SEA STSIBDOBDONS

I'M REALLY MISSING MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW

Bruh this is so fucked

Fuck you hermes

Everything happen so much

UHG the SPOKEN answers lyrics

I WANNA GO HOMMMMEE

Wakes up on the ocular floor l. Man remember when everything was simple and we just had to stop the light

Can can we have an inn room scene a nice one

Can we lie down

AW FUCK I JUST REALIZED METEION CAN AFFECT US DIRECTLY

WE ARE SO FUCKED

Nini better get a hug

Oh at this point I would like to state my unofficial adoption of meteion I know it’s not really their fault BUT STILL

When u arrive and the moon is a big pizza pie and Lucia is glowing and there’s a cutscene warning

WHY are you just standing in the snow!! You have no weapons u buffoon!!!!

ESTINIENNNNNNN

ANDKHSIHAJIUHDIGSUHJGHGH ALPHINAUD AND ESTINIENNNNNNNN

Uhhhh can I play Estinien pls I know what his buttons do... I swear that’s the only reason…

Hhhshdjejsjsnh SOB his encouragement

I LOVE ALISAE AND GRAHA TOGETHER

I LOVE THIS FRIENDSHIP

AAAAAAAAAA ALISAIE

AAAHHHSHVSJ TRAILER

GRAHA!!!!!!!!!!

GRAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Sobs about alisaie not wanting u to shoulder the burden alone

NINI IS HERE MY BABY

“THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T SKIP YOUR SQUAT RGIMENDJSN” STOP

WAILS AS ESTINIEN AND ALPHI ARRIVE TO HELP

I just want to fight along side Estinien for the rest of time

“I can offer u protection” can u tho you just did shit aside from yell at people

Zenos… not nowww

Wow

Wait

Wtf is he gonna have to do with the end game I now know with clarity is coming

He claims to feel nothing the sound is about feeling nothing what DOES IT MEAN

Emet made him

Is2g if he saves us…. No

Emet made him immune somehow bc he remembered something… or something

Fuck

I want my friends to save me

Not you

Alisaie. I fucking love you.

Zenos im so fucking busy I don’t have time

JULLUS YES!! JULLUS FOR GARLEMALD

Oh my goddd

Look zenos u wanna throw hands fine let’s go

Let’s get this over with

Jullus good lad

MY DAUGHTER JUST ROASTING ZENOS DOING ME SO PROUD YOU TELL HIM

YES ESTINIEN

POKE THAT MAN

YOU GET HIM

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK

PUDDINGWAY

HOLYSHIT

NINI STANS A KING

“Where is star’s blasted pudding” Nini: mood

URIANGEHRBRKEB STOP

AN ENSEMBLE OF LOPORITS FOR HIS RETURN

STOP

WHY

THE BEST

I LOVE HIM

HIS SHAKE

HOLY SHIT

CAN I HAVE

I NEED

THAT PUDDING WALK AS AN EMOTE PLEASE

Aw Urianger

GOOD TO HAVETH YOU BACK

HIS SMILE

Estinien: it has a name now we can kill it Yshtola: ….no

ESTINIEN WITHOUT HIS LANCE… nakkid

Ah there it is “us first” everyone after… right if you have the time for that

NOT ESTINIEN BRINGING UP MIDDY NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE I WANT HIM BACK SOBS

“Make do with what you’re given or go outside” Estinien hon it’s the MOON

URIANGER CRYING OVER VEGETABLES OTHER THAN CARROTS

STOP

THE FIELDS WE PASSES BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES OF FERNDALE

SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

VARLINEAUUUUU

ESTINIEN SAYING NOT TO TAKE ALPHINAUD TO THE GOLD SAUCER I'M GONNA PASS OUT (WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GOLD SAUCER)

Nini says why the fuck are all these aetherytes in oversized ponds the fuck is wrong with sharlayans

And I’m crashing the problems of inter space travel tec will have to wait until tomorrow

Day 5????

We just jumping right back in

LALAFELL NPC!!!!

The dejection in the delivery of “teeny-tiny toy boat”

ALPHINAUD

THE FUCKING FIREWOOD STOP

“I don’t see why he takes every opportunity to bring it up. It was just firewood” THANK YOU ESTINIEN

Lyse stoops walking. Don’t ur gonna mention papalymo… mentions papalymo. BUSTS INTO TEARS

NOOOO ARTORIEL AT HAURCHEFAUNTS GRAVE perishes

Seriyu????????

Estinien please do not stab the paperwork

You lift. Nini will do the papers for you

Nini would like to go help puddingway find the ultimate sweet treat. Sounds very important and like he might need her help

Urianger you fuck

THE XOLOTL

G R A P E S

OODLES OF NOODLES

The time at the farm bore fruit Urianger is2g

“This woman is doing better that you are” wow savage

THANCRED KISS HIM I SWEAR

WHAAAAA OUR FRIENDS WOULD BE SO PROUD

Who the fuck is interrupting right as Thancred was about to mention his and Urianger’s daughter

IT'S THE AETHER PEOPLE

MEON

URIANGER BE STRONG

HER PARENTS HER PARENTS

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST COLLEAGUES OMGSJHSBJ NOOOOOO

Omg

I BAWLED

THE HUG

THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND ANDBHD

I'M CRYING AGAIN

STILL

FUCK

URIANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HIS VOICE CRACK

that. That is the hardest I’ve cried so far

The HUG

AND HIM HUGGING BACK

FUCK

FUCKKKK

IT'S ABOUT LOVE

Thancred saying he needs to take Urianger out for a drink ;; we can raise a glass to moen. Fuck.

Okay se we need to talk about when it implement the “hype” music bc now is not the time

HER DAD TALKING ABOUT HER NAME BYE

I CAN'T HANDLE BEING EMO ABOUT FAMILIES ANYMORE

YOU CAN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE TWINS DAD GRINNING MADLY AND PRACTICALLY SKIPPING WHEN THEY WERE BORN IM

LEOFARD!!!!!!!! CAIT SITH!!!

Emmanilain and this fucking Limsan dude I’m

I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE ENTRANCE wow dude

Who the fuck do you know in the sky pirates

Nini: relics are cool but did you bring me dango?

What would this even be like if you hadn’t done ANY of these side stories

TATARUUU

THEIR MOM

LMAOOOOO

TEENY TINY TOY BOAT

I LOVE THEIR MOMM

ERENVILL YES

GOOD BUN

CIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

IM SORRY CID

ALPHA

NERO

ALPHA

Just how SHORT this scene would be if you’d not done anything????

PLEASE

MIDDY???

AAAAAA WUAIBEJ DRAGONS

MIDDDNDIHSHHDHHDJEHDJ

NO I WANT TO SEE HIM

I WANT TO SEE MY DAD

They can’t

NOOOOOO

they can’t make me they can’t dad him like this

SCREAMMMMSSSSSS

I’m no

;________________;

I KNEW HE WAS DOING THE WHOLE I MUST PROTECT YOU NO MATTER THE COST SHIT BUT IM STILL GONNA CRY

THEY FAMIBKY AGAIN

Idk what I thought the spaceship would look like but holy shit

That’s the Normandy

Krile whatever you are thinking. No

Estinien sensing great power gives me feelings

We just… journey to the center of the earthing this huh

KRILEEE you are not a weak link

Estinien ;; you made her laugh ty

IT'S THE PRESENT THAT NEEDS PROTECTING YOU HAVE GROWN SO MUCH

Aw fuck should I have done role quest for gear???? This dungeon isn’t dropping armor (now knowing it unlocks after wtf the dungeon should drop gear)

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY

PAPALYMO

MOEN

URIANGERRRRRRRRRRR

NO NO NO HAIRCHEMDNDIS

I don’t remember what Estinien said I was crying

MINFILIA

THANCRED I

The bosses were meh I mean Amon was good and like Thancred said we should have seen that coming, but the garlean ones I SLEEP why are they still relevant

YSALE IM SCREMAINDHSISH ESTINIEN

SAY SOMETHING

OKAY HE DOES AFTER THE FIGHT IS OVER

SOBS

ALPHI TOO

okay time to talk to the fucked up crystal that I still don’t trust

Amon just go

Hhhhhh don’t don’t bring up the others remembering too

Unless ur gonna let me say one last goodbye

To him and Hyth

Fuck udude

YOUR STUPID BIRD ANSWERED THIS BECAUSE WITHOUT CONFLICT THERE IS NO BALANCE WITH OUT PAIN THERE IS NO JOY WITHOUT FAILURE THERE IS NO SUCCESS

Hello

What

Omg

ASAHI IS GOING TO THROW HANDS FOR USING HIS BODY???

Holy shit

“Next time we will find the answer together” bro

I dunno which one to pick that’s not really in character for Nini. As much as I want to pick it

Byyyye Asahi won’t miss you

Ilu Alphi you tell him

Woah

That design

FROM THE ASHES OF HATE SPRINGS LOVE WARM AND PURE IM GONNA DIE

SCREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSS

Boo the Hydaelyn fight is a “test”

I wanted her to be sketch

TRUST

I CAN TRUST

STOP

LETS GOOOOOOOO

How many more times can they remix answers I’m gonna CRY

I'M NOT ESTINIEN IM NOT I’VE ALWAYS KNOW YOU LOVED SINCE DAY ONE

Just gonna be thinking about Estinien and Love for the next 20000000000000000000000 years don’t mind me

I’m gone

I’m in gpose and haven’t started yet

But if she has light rampart I’m gonna scream

WOW

Okay but TRUSTS WAS SO FUN

HOW THEY GET HIT AT FIRST AND LEARN BC THEY'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE

ALL THE BANTER

ESTINIENN!!!! Warning the twins I’m gonna CRY

jdohsugskbduihejhdbdjej he stared to LB but Alisaie stole it. Legend

Alphi winded after ;;

“All in a days work” Estinien pls

FUck hydaelyn made me cry

Okay fine you don’t have to be evil

I guess

Would have been cool

But you were okay after all

INN ROOM

FRIENDS???????

My sleepy Nini

Baby

HYTH

HYTH PLS

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think we deserved a scene with EVERYONE BUT FINE I WILL TAKE HYTH

URIANGER DREAMED OF MOEN NOSHOSBIDIHEMSJ

Hyper hopper…..

TATARUUUUUUUUU

WE WILL COME BACK

TATARU’S BOUTIQUE

Send Emmanilain off to go eat archon loaf :)

TATARU I WILL COME BACK

ALSO I WILL DIE FOR YOU

I love snow weather but I don’t want these scenes to have snow so

Off to role quest

Y’all had 4 archbishops in only eighty years

The fuck they doing the last one was like dry leather I thought he’d been archbishop for EIGHTY YEARS MINIMUM

AYMERIC IS NOW ACCOMPANYING YOU

EEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I AM DYING

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR EM TO DO THESE QUESTS

EM YOUR FOOD

ITS HERE

AYMERIC YOUR FAAACCCCEEE ;;

Aymeric with the staff owo

Aw I was gonna lose my mind if he’d healed

WOW him just taking aggro hard off the bat

Ooooooo new combat voice lines!!!

That was good

HIS FACE

AYMERIC U WOULD NEVER BECOME A BEAST WAILS AT THIS

HIS FAAAAACE

Look I may not have done any of the other role quests and I may be incredibly biased but this story is gonna be a hard one to top IMO

Okay BACK TO MSQ (scared honk)

And the weather is still crummy and only gonna get worse… fiiiine

RAINBOW PUDDING Nini is LISTENING

WAILS SIT DOWN WITH THE OGSSS

I’m sorry Urianger with the giant tankard lmaooo no way he is a wine guy come onn

THANCRED MENTIONING DRYBOONEE

THANCRED AND URIANGER MARRIED AND TRAVELING TOGETHER 5 EVA

Y'SHTOLA PROMISING TO TAKE THEM TO SEE RYNE SOBBBBBBBSSSS

I’m

My FAMILYYYY

DRUNK URIANGER STOP

STOP MAKING HIM SO GOOD I CAN'T

SLEEPY KIDS

Krile ;;

“I worry for your happiness” END ME

DON'T BRING UP TRUE LOVE IM TOO WEAK

Good to see you awake, G'raha Tia

ALISAIE PLEASE IT WASN'T THAT BAD

Okay

I’m ready to this to either kill me with family feels or be so stupid I die, Estinien here I come

SCREAMMMSSS HIS FALCONERS TOP OUTFIT THANK YOU

“What this isn’t the first time you’ve seen me without my armor surely” 1) you showed up to my room wearing less. 2) I’m allowed to stare

Estineinejgejrhdj DONT BE RUDE YOUR MAKING HIM SAD

SEEING YOU WITH YOUR MOTHER BROUGHT BACK FOND MEMORIES OF MY OWN BYE BYE BUE NEUBRKGSJAJ

SONION SONION

WAILS

I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU BC I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE SCREAMMMMMSS

NINI THANKS YOU BOTH AS WELL

HER FAMILY

YELLLLLLLS HIS FFAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEEE

his floating things. Estinien sjdhdjs

I AM sad we didn’t get to have tea with them and mom tho god

My entire life for that cutscene

Actually maybe not seeing that was for the best I might have actually died

Tho how could I when the bed room scene exists.

Awww did Alisaie’s words sting little man :)

Tataru ;___; every time

Omggg all the NPCs here to see you off

ALPHAAA

UNCLE VRTRA THANK YOU

ERRENVILL I LOVE YOU

Coult and Hoary…. ;; Hoary gives Nini the biggest hug she deserves it and he deserves to give it

Moen’s parents ;;

CIDDDD

NERO POSING WITH THEM

WASNT EVERYONE JUST CALLING FATHERS TEEN TINY TOY BOAT

CAN WE NAME IT THAT PLEASSSEEE

ARE WE CALLING IT LOUISIOX STOP

MY HEART

RAGNAROK

OKAY

We actually gonna blend up primals into space juice

I guess we are… okay

HUG YOUR CHILDREN BEFORE THEY GO

OOOOUOHIUJSBJSGISO THE LAUNCH SCENE

THAT'S THE SAME ZOOMY PRIMALS FROM THE 1.0 TRAILER

HOLY SHIT SUSANO AND GARUDA BANTER MDJDJBDJDH

BISMARRKKKK!!!!!

That was so cool

I’m reeling at how sci-fi this has become

I’m thinking about u Cyan. U and your sci-fi star finder aus

The portable teleporter thing is gonna be important isn’t it

Everyone uses it and Nini doesn’t.

Nini’s gets destroyed or dropped or knocked away at the last second

Or Nini uses it to send everyone away but doesn’t use it herself

Or Nini is in such danger that at the last second to get away they’re used and that saves the wol

SOMETHING STRESSY IS GONNA HAPPEN WITH THEM

Ruh-oh

Don’t like that

DON'T LIKE THAT

DON'T LIKE THAT DONT LIKE THAT DON’T LIKE THAT

DON'T HURT

OH THE GLOWIN EYES NOOOOPE

DONT HURT

G’RAHA

THANCRED

WHWRE IS HE

WHERE IS THANCRED

HYTH

HYTH AND EMET

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE

SKY

MUSIC

WOW

Urianger being so worried about Thancred ME TOO

“I feel as though I may lose my footing at any moment” DRAGOON SPACE MEMES ARE STILL VALID LETS GOOOOO

Omega this part is from omega’s home world

This place is a literal mash up of all the dead stars

Wow not me just standing beside Estinien on the hill taking screenshots of them silhouetted against the sky and crying

They’re here at the edge of the universe TOGETHER

IT'S SO DAUNTING BUT THEY HAVE EACH OTHER

LAYS DOWN

And the dragons... middy’s star. The conflict between middy’s home and omegas

COOL COOL COOL

NONE OF YOU CAN SEE THEM

THATS COOL

Estinien wanting to talk hhhh thank you

HE SEES THEM TOO

AAAAA

DRAGON BOND

OMG

THE WAR KILLED THEM ESTINIEN THE SPACE WAR

Shit are we just ON the og dragon star

MIDDY IF YOU SHOW UP I WILL LOSE MY SHIT

Okay no I was right at first, this is a scrapbook of all failed worlds this PART is just the dragon star

Meteion that’s super fucked up

HERMES WOULD NOT HAVE WANTED BEING SUFFERING FOR AN ETERNITY TO SUPER POWER YOUR DEPRESSION BEAM

URIANGERRRR

don’t fucking LIKE THAT

come down here bird bitch let’s throw hands and I’ll unmake you

Thancreddsd nononononono

U TRIED HON I LOVE YOU FOR TRYING

DON'T TALK LIKE HE'S DEAD HE IS NOT DEAD

Omg the quests names… are corrupted

Hhhhhh

I am once again BEGGING MIDDY PLEASE

I’m losing it dragon star war lore

MIDDY PLEASE

Searching these eggs is making me SADD

“You search the cliff tops I’ll search the plains” hey Estinien you can jump should we not IDK TRADE

FUCK MAINT. I’mma just chill in the hub and look at the sky and cry for the next 10 mins until logout

Day 6… LAST DAY??? FEAR

Oooooooo the loading screen for Ultima Thule

Go in gpose and almost die because the shoebill is RIGHT THERE HOW DID I NOT NOTICE??? Oh it is just the minion of someone doing this quest

No path bc the dragons see no path forward D E E P

THE RESOLVE IN HIS FACE

Estinien just don’t do something like Thancred okay

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Let’s go

MY FAMILY MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE WEEP

YOU TELL HIM BABE

ILU

REVENGE OF THE HORDE

THIS POSE

HELP

SCREAMS

DO NOT THANCED THIS

NOT NOW

NINI NEEDS YOU

THYRE GONNA COME BACK I LNOW

BUT

IM CRYING

ME TOO ALPHI

IT WOULD NOT LEAD US ASTRAY HE WOULD NOT

I CANT

I cant

I think Urianger has to hold Nini back no way she’s just watching that.

DID THE MUSIC CHANGE!!?????????? It’s more lively. What the fuck. SOKEN IS2G

I’m just gonna sit down I don’t want to go on. THOUGH THEY ALREADY TOOK WHAT WAS MOST IMPORTANT

immmm gonna call Graha is either next or last

He just claimed he was unsure he was up to the task so he either will throw himself at whatever’s next or will need to see the others sacrifice what they have first

This music DEF changed I hate this

GHOST BABY!!!!

Okay Yshtola is next IRONIC SINCE SHE JUST SAID “WHY IS THIS ALWAYS THE COST” WHICH IS DOUBLY IRONIC GIVEN HER RASH TENDENCIES

NO I JUST REALIZED WE STILL HAVE TO DO THE LAST DUNGEON NO ESTINIENNN

Okay so Graha, Alisaie and Alphinaud are going to make it that far at least

These bloopy boos have gone from cute to unnerving

God Hermes all the stars are devoid of life because your messed up code thought it was right to give depressed people more depression

U R I A N G E R

I know other Scions are gonna give themselves up for progress before the end but NO

Wow their voices

Yshtola. Queen

SOBS

THERE SHE GO

AZEMS MAGIC

SOBS

URIANGER

I WILL SUMMON U ALL BACK I SWEAR

Graha taking lead ;;

Portal of Wisdom I’m upsetti

OMGEA WORLD

CYAN

ALPHATRON

Collecting Aether currents marking me SAD

The lore in this zone is a FEAST

XOLOTL

HELLO WORLD

jumps off the platform and into the abyss

I’m extra glad we last min farmed omega now

God so many people while doing MSQ have had great minions out. I saw so many ancient ones in Elpis and now people with Middy and OMG

Graha

;________;

FIST BUMP

STOP

Hjwjwoheihwoiwhhwhwhwh

Graha has found himself and I’m crying

All the fucking ShB music O

ALISAIE

THE CRYSTAL

SHE HATES NOBEL SACRIFIVE

NOW THE SONG HAS LYRICS HOD I T BUILT UP OVER TIME IM

SOKEN

They all leave as if it’s nothing how do you think we feel FUCK MEEEE

I need to talk to the twins always but how can I when everything Alisaie says means I have to read the chat box through tears

THIS FUCKING SONG

HOLDS MY CHILDRENS HANDS

with you and Alisaie beside me there is nothing I fear

I’m crying

WHO IS MY TRUSTS THO

IM MISSING MY TANK

Alphi describing the party dynamic kill me

Offer a word of comfort. Both of them: NO U

Oh the music just STOPPED

I don’t like that

SCREAMSSSSSS MY KIDS

CAN I PICK ALL THE DIALOGUE OPTIONS PLS

I CANT NOT YOU TOO

WAILS

I WILL

GET

YOU

ALL

BACK

“I can not bear the thought of making you suffer so” WAILS

MY SON

ITS OKAY

ALISAIEEEE

DIES

DONT CRY

STOP

YOU CAN NOT

You go my children I believe in you

DONT LIKE THE CREEPY TELEPORTING

THE

MUSIC

ANSWERS AGAIN

SOKEN HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU REMIX ANSWE—

OH MY GODDDDDDD

God the hard cut to the silence again

AGONY

HEY

WHOMST

WHOMST THE FUCK

DONT HARD CUT

WHI WAS IT

;; NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

god how is it possible to love ur own character so much

Oh we can’t run

Effective

ARDBERT

AREBERT PLEASE I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER

HAURCHEFANT

SASHEOEHEIHEJEIHE

BAWLSINFB

SORRY IM DUMB???? LYSE????????????

I ALSO—

AYMERIC????????? WAS THAT AYMERIC???

NAMAMO??? I think

RAUBAHHHAAANN

MAN IDK

I RMEMBER THIS LINE I DONT REMEMBER-- OH HEIN

UHHHHHH IDK

I HAD BAD AUDIO RETENTION I GUESS I REMEMBER NONE OF THESE VOICES LMAO

BEG LUG

RYYYYYYNEEEEEEEEE

VRTRA

WHO SAYS LET'S FINISH THIS I AM STRUGGELONG

I NEED SPARKNOTES

HYTH HYTH AND EMEMT

JSKEHIDGJDBEIYHR

COME HELP MEEE

Hyth I love you so much

UNTEMPERED EMET LOVES THE LIFE OF THENPLANET SKDHSJHS

A FLOWER

MY FRIEENNNNDSSSSSSSSS

MY FAMILY

EMET

You absolute theater kid

Him affirming there’s more out there

As the bearer of the Crystal hhhh

I CERTAINLY DID

STOPPPP

I love them both so much

THE SMILE

AGAIN

DIES

sorry Nini running across the flowers to throw herself directly into Estiniens arms bye

ALISAIE “if anyone will need to keep up its Estinien!” God

They can’t get rid you you guys your relationship is only just starting and I love it

I FEEL AS IF I HAVE FOUND A NEW PLACE FOR MYSELF

SCREEEAMMMSSS ESTINIENNNNNNNN

If u prefer action :)

Wow

This music is so

And the dungeon is

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THESE LITTLE SCUBA BOYS

THEY MAKE NAMAZU SQUEEKS

Instantly dies to the first boss

Oh boy

The weather here is “Inevitability”

ALPHINAUD DIED

Omggg the second area

THESE BOSSES GOT MECHS HUH

Wow

This is beautiful

Estinien has lots to say here

Holds his hand

Omggg the CHANGE after you beat the last boss

Where is Zenos

Like he’s coming isn’t he

Omg

The DESIGN

ENDSINGER

MY FRIENDS

ESTINIENNNN

NONONO ALPHI SOBS AT URIANGER HURRYING TO HIM

GRAHA

GONNA

DO OT

THE

TELEPORT

I KNEW IT

NINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SCREAMS

FUCKEID

Zenos

It’s zenos

SHINRYU

YOU CAME

AS SHINRYU

PLEASE ZENOS

BUSY

excuse me

What

What the fuck

Rubs between my eyes

Like congrats zenos fuckers but

Sighs

Nini says please leave

Okay

Riding Shinryu

Is bad ass

SHINRYU ULTIMA THORDAN HADES REMIX WHAAAT

BRO

This WAITING ROOM

MMAAAAN

Rattles EX I need the music

WITNESS WITNESS WITNESS!!!

Bro this fight

Was incredible

The mechanics were so good

THE SHOCK ABOUT DYNAMIS AT THE TANK LB

THE REVERTING THE ULT

OUR FRIENDS OUR FRIENDS I CANT SEE IM CRYING

THIS IS THE END OF OKAMI

SCREAMMMMMSSS

I DIED CASTER GREED

finish the final boss on the floor thumbs up

Meteion I’m glad you could be restored ;; you didn’t do wrong you did your best and no one helped you soon enough to change it

I’m scared

The cut music

Zenos is still here

I’m scared

No zenos. No it’s not about that at all. It’s not about being a hero and the thrill, it's about LOVE and protecting all you Love no matter the cost.

I have had enough. This ends

No Zenos I haven’t MUSTERED THE DESIRE I just need you to stop calling me when I leave you on read it’s getting annoying

MUUUSSICCC

haihsjhsy when he just OBLITERATES YOU and you have to revive yourself GODDDDD

THE ACTIVE TIME MANEUVER

HOW DKNEOUSHISYIDHEJIS HOW IS N

NINI JUST PUNCHES A WHAT 7+ FOOT MAN IN THE FACE HDHSH

DONT KICK MY CHILD

NIIINIII

this is some Sasuke Naruto shit right here

It’s the dog

The dog brought the teleporter

Also the teleporter used to save WoL at the last second called it

EVERYONE’S DISTRESSED VOICES

ALISAIE CRYING

MY FRIIIIIENNDSSSSS BAWLS

EVERYONE GATHERED AROUND WHILE UR UNCONCIOUS MY FAVE TROPE

I’m sorry everyone I love u all

hahshshshshhsj Alphinaud offering his hand I cry

The lighting in here is terrible I would have loved to have woken up in sharlyan but I guess that would have killed the ship returning cs lmaoo

Fine

Fuck walking Estinien can carry her

Whaaa TATARUUUU

THESE CREDITS

WITH ALL THE ARR PICS IM

SOB

HW PICS NOW ;;

FUCKING FIREWOOD

Arddbberrrttttt

THE INCLUSION OF THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT IN THE CREDITS I’M CRYIN MY DAUGHTER

EVERYONE

HYTH AND FRIENDS

THE ART!!!

Lays down

This final bit is a lot

I like the idea to publicly disband but not

I like that everyone will come back if needed

I CRY over Alphinaud

Estinien being offered a ficking GARD DUTY JOB BY AYMERIC LMAOOOOOO

Looks like he and Nini are going to Thavnair how FANTASTIC :)c

Ty se for my Estinien in Thavnair life

I’m so glad he got the shenanigans music

I dun wanna turn this in

BUT I DOOO

SOBS

WE GOIN BTO PANDIMINUSINSJ WITH EWIWDIBS

I don’t know how to round out my feelings

This was a great end and I’m excited to see where they go from here

Also

Time skip owo?????? I smell it.

#Jayne plays ffxiv #Endwalker #6.0 #6.0 spoilers #this one is a doozy #and very long because I screamed a lot #there's a lot of incomprehensible just ??? at parts too #and terrible jokes #and some big brain predictions (go me)#just a compilation of pure emotions #i had this on the go the entire time #congrats if you read bc I think this one is much longer than my ShB one

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lupfics · 3 years

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How the lupgang+zeni deal with having a crush? How they admit their feelings maybe 👀

Okay! Wow let’s see how this turns out- I have been struggling with this for a bit since I have kinda wrote this, BUT! Like love at first sight thing, but umm let’s get a small backstory idea for our S/O

They work in a bakery and are just chill, like they funky fresh!

Okay let’s get this bread… :) get it-

I also made this around 12 pm so wooooooooo

Lupin iii

-Lupin is no stranger to a crush so he uses his charm on you, expecting it to fail

-Though, it catches him off guard when you laugh and blush at his comments

-After that he is crushing like a school boy

-He would talk about you with such dreamy eyes or daydream of a life with you

-He asks you on a date and really thinks your going to turn him down…

-A day later he was sitting with you on a date, shock is an understatement

-This man acts like a school boy he is so flustered, it’s adorable

-he was able to slip his number on your napkin to the little diner y’all want to

-he wanted to keep it low key

-His heart skips a beat when you call him

Fujiko Mine

-Fujiko don’t get crushes… wait why is she crushing on you!?

-She is perplexed, like why do your perfect eyes make her stomach do flips or when your hands brushed her hand that her heart skipped a beat

-She would try to avoid you buuut sadly she just gotta go back to see you

-Yeah, she blushy Blushy

-After a bit she would ask if you would like to get coffee after your shift

-She was shocked when you told her your shift just ended

-So your both sitting there drinking coffee and introducing yourselves properly.

-after the coffee she is more than surprised to see you wrote down your number!

-she if definitely calling back just to hear your voice again

Ishikawa Goemon

-PANIC PANIC PANIC

-Softy feelings scary wtf is this?!

-So he would go into the shop to order something small

-He acts cold, it’s strange he tries to flirt but it feels more like threatening

-One day you were walking into the shop late and Bump into Goemon… the first thing you say by accident is “oh! Hey swordguy”

-He is embarrassed- like he hates that’s why ya call him!?

-With a sigh he would look at you and just mumble his name

-Feeling bad You ask him if he is free after your shift and you offer him some coffee or a snack

-Goemon makes time, his schedule is full? No it’s not

-blushes the whole time y’all talk

-very flustered when he finds out you slipped your number on a paper attached to a string tied to the sword

Daisuke Jigen

-He noticed he was crushing on you when he spaced out and thought of you

-There was a small “Oh No” from him where he was on the couch

-Keeps his distance as much as he can

-Everyone in the crew can see what is going on and find it funny

-They make sure to get breads or cakes from only that shop when they can

-One day Lupin orders something and asks Jigen to answer the door

-The gunman didn’t expect to see you standing there with a box of pastries

-“Is this Jigen?” You ask

-Goes red when you say his name, like omg he dies

- You leave and it turns out folded into the tip money was a phone number! Seems Jigen just had to shoot his shot… and then went to Shoot lupin-

Zenigata

-Lusty, Charming, Smooth… are all things this man is not

-He is a mess

-Noticed he had a crush when you accidentally bumped into him when putting something away

-Both of you apologized from the embarrassment

-He would help you put the rest of the stock away and grab what he was getting…

-He forgot so he just orders a pastry and waits in your line, is it longer? Yes. Is it worth it? Yes!

-When he dose order you say the pastry was on the house as an apology

-makes sure to come back to pay you back

-you notice he has been talking with you a lot and spending the extra time just to be in your line so you shoot your shot

-you ask if he was free the next day around 6

-he is and the next day is waiting in the park, shock is an understatement as you ran up to him with two coffees and the pastries he always bought.

-you each exchange numbers and are sure to plan more dates in the future.

My ask/request box is open

It may be a bit slow but I will get them done!

#lupin #lupin the third #lupin iii #lupin the third x reader #lupin iii x reader #fujiko #fujiko x reader #fujiko mine #ishikawa goemon xiii #goemon #ishikawa goemon xiii x reader #jigen #jigen daisuke #jigen daisuke x reader #zenigata x reader #zenigata

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intothewickedwood · 3 years

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Once Upon A Time Rewatch: 6x15 A Wondrous Place

Just moved yesterday so bear with me. Lifted so many bags. If my arms aren’t like Emma’s after that I am suing! 

What episode do we have today?

A Wondrous Place. Okay, I don’t really remember that one. Do they go to Agrabah? Guess we’ll find out.

I wonder if Wonderland and Agrabah are right next to each other. It seemed to be the case in Ouat in Wonderland but maybe there’s a set portal between them or something. Either that or they’re in the same realm.

Agrabah is apparently across the desert from Eric’s Kingdom. So, in the same realm as the Enchanted Forest? 

Did you know, Snow’s nightmare prison realm in 7x22 was Agrabah? 

Let David be angry about what happened, dammit. I wish they would make it more about David’s feelings as opposed to being about trust in Emma and Hook’s relationship. What’s the point in adding this Storyline if there’s not going to be conflict between the people involved? 

Okay, I get that they wanted conflict in Emma and Hook’s relationship, but she’s not even upset about the actual murder. They could have made it about him not trusting her with the secret of him being a furry or something if that’s what they were going for. Basically, why write in the murder of David’s father if there is not going to be consequences for that or conflict about that specifically? Don’t get me wrong, I like the idea and potential of Hook killing David’s father. We get one scene of David pacing before making it all about CS trust issues and that’s it?? I just want David to be as upset as he was at George when he found out his dad was murdered. I want Emma to question her stance on forgiveness, even for a loved one, when those close to her are hurt irreparably right in front of her. Where is the internal and external conflict? I don’t want it to be about rehashed trust issues. I want it to be about how characters come to terms and move forward in an angst-ridden impossible situation.

Kraken’s blood allows you to travel between realms? Rumple is tearing out his hair right now. Oh! I guess that’s how it got shorter!

Chill, Killian. I’mma make you some camomile tea.

He’s so desperate to see his Kraken lover again. Get some of that tentacle, Hook! 

No one remembers Achmed. He f***ed a tiger!!

If you know that reference, you know xD.

Aladdin: “Jasmine, duck.” Jasmine (petrified): “Where?!” Jasmine has an intense phobia of ducks, confirmed. 

Don’t hit Kracky. He just wants his Killy.

Killian, how could you hurt your lover like that! The betrayal!

Hook, honey, I don’t know why you're so moody with everyone today but I'mma get you some cbd gummies. You’ll be fine. 

No one’s gonna help you if you talk to them like that, my dude. 

Jasmine “So forgive me for-” Me: “-doing what’s best for you! So forgive me for try-y-y-ying to make things easier.” Listen, I rewatched We Are the Tigers musical last week and I may suddenly be a little bit obsessed. Go watch/listen to it so we can geek out! 

Back to the rewatch.

Where’s Nemo and Liam? 

Jafar is quite handy at travelling between realms according to Killian. Maybe that’s how he went from Agrabah to Wonderland so easily in Ouatiw. But I’m sure we saw him use the white rabbit, so surely he can’t have another method. Unless... His magic carpet??

Emma is so blasé about Hook running off. She just seems like she wants to sleep. But she seems like she wants to sleep this whole damn season. Girl’s so done with everything. Completely checked out, bless her. Though it is sad to see a favourite character change so dramatically. Compare her to s1 or even s4 Emma and goodness gracious I just think s6 Emma might benefit from a heavy dose of sleeping curse or something. Let. Her. Sleep. Someone could just run Henry through in front of her and she’d take about 10 minutes to even realise and be like “Oh. Okay.” in slow motion when she finally notices and then she’d make out with Hook. Bonus points if Hook is the one to run Henry through.

Friends? That’s her mama. But hey, my mum’s my buddy too.

Lol. She stole a fork?

If you had to be a human hybrid, what would you be? Maybe I’d be a manticore or a womanticore.

Jasmine is being awfully nice to someone who just stole something. Some might say she has a thing for thieves. Wink. Wink.

Wow. This magical carpet ride is super gay. Love it.

Oh my God, she’s right. It is a rug!

Why is Hook being so rude today? 

Regina is just staring at Emma like “wtf happened to you?”

I just realised, Regina basically invited Emma on a date and invited her mother lol.

Snow lol.

Omg Emma needs a freaking lucozade. Someone get her a lucozade. Wake up Emma! *shakes her aggressively* Wake the hell up! Come back to us! 

Don’t the Jones brothers wanna hang out more?

That girl really loves her forks. 

Woah. She chased Eric all the way to Agrabah after one dance. 

Eric: “I have a great love for your people, especially poached with lemon and capers” lmao!!

“Son of a fish.”

What?! How’d he free himself?!

Ouat please explain. Are they suggesting the Well of Wonders Woman didn’t curse him to be a genie but just cursed him to stay in the bottle. They’ve gotta explain these things or they just look like inconsistencies.

Oh. Hang on. Ariel was supposed to have lost her voice. Okay but she had a necklace that allowed her to speak. I’m guessing Jafar destroyed it when he banished her to the sea.

Lol. He really hates being called bastard?

So, these events occur before present day events of Ouatiw. Agrabah was trapped in a ring all throughout Ouatiw? I feel like we saw it still standing in the present day in Ouatiw, no? I need to rewatch. 

Are the people of Agrabah still living their best lives inside that ring? Do they even know they’re trapped?

Ha! Turned into a staff. He freaking deserves that after doing exactly that to Amara. But then and again she probably deserved it. 

All they had to do was kiss to get Agrabah out of that ring. What?! Oh, and he’s free from the genie curse too. This is getting ridiculous. Can we please have some consistency with the limitations of magic? Genie curses cannot be flipping broken with true loves kiss. That would have saved Cyrus and Alice a hell of a lot of trouble!

“I’m an oyster head!” 

Emma, please, take a 10-hour nap. You’re making me tired. 

Ther will be no portals between Emma and Killian so long as Gideon has her tears. These rules make no sense!

It felt like ridiculous solutions were thrown into that episode. How do these tears of the saviour rules work? Could Cora have taken Emma’s tears to stop her taking a portal to Henry in 2a or does it just prevent her taking a portal to her romantic love and vice versa? What?!

#ouat 6x15 #6x15 a wondrous place #ouat #once upon a time #ouat rewatch #ouat rewatch 2019

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emersonfreepress · 3 years

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What would the ro's be like in a zombie au?

whyyyyy anon whyyy. I'm actually gonna write this in like.. slightly different terms, you'll see. any time I even briefly think of a zombie au I'm just like

I WANNA WRITE IT SO BADDD

i don't even allow myself to entertain it for very long because getting into that would be the worst thing ever for my productivity with the alpha omg 😂😂 so I'll put like the ideas that pop into my head for writing a zombie au, to work some of that creative frustration out 😆

so in this very general, absolutely noncommittal idea of mine, the main cast are older and the setting is in and around a civilian settlement led by the Emersons.

and as a refresher, i like my zombie aus to have fast zombies and fast infections ^ ^ 28 Days Later/Train to Busan style babyyyy, we the Sprinting Dead up in this bitch 😆

= = =

Gabe is, predictably, looking for what's left of his family. Following rumors of safe havens and bunkers and such. Starts the story as someone who tries to be diplomatic, if not outright pacifist, but as times get tougher and resources dwindle, he'd become one of the most cutthroat motherfuckers in the wasteland. Low-key though, low-key. People won't trust you if they know you’re capable of throwing them to a horde for strategic reasons. Like if Rick turned into Shane (for those of us familiar with early Walking Dead--idk did that happen eventually? i gave up before we even met Negan lol). The end justifies the means :) Damn, I can legit see Gabe going full evil in a zombie au omg 😂😂 i want to write it so fucking bad

Preferred weapon for zed encounters: rifle

Preferred weapon for human encounters: handgun

Faith in humanity: fucking zero

Zombie kill count: plenty; the type to kill every zombie he has spare ammo and time for

Human kill policy: When it benefits him or the people he’s looking after

Survival rating: B+; he can make it out of some pretty dire situations through sheer will to live and ruthlessness

- - -

Kile has arrived--clearly, this is the timeline they belong in. They start their journey with Gabe (and their doggo) and stick to him like glue, even reluctantly so when Gabe eventually has them join the settlement. This can only go one way, though: Kile's just too much of a wildcard for the group and hates being told what to do. (Especially now that society has fallen, wtf) They'd make their exit alone and unannounced aside from a brief head’s up to Gabe. It's slightly bittersweet, but also? They get to loot and hunt and sneak around and kill fucking zombies, all by themself. Kile is a loner, a hiker, and a hunter to begin with so they do beyond fine on their own. However, once the inevitable violent human threat comes for the settlement, Gabe is sent out to convince Kile to come out of isolation, just this once please, to be the camp’s super soldier help defend the camp.

Zed weapon: p much anything they can get their hands on, ranged or melee, blunt or sharp, w/e; improvised weapons

Human weapon: hunting knife

Faith in humanity: never had any to begin with

Zombie kill count: lol infinite?? any zed they come across is double-dead if they have the time for it

Human kill policy: at Gabe’s direction or when provoked enough/threatened

Survival rating: A-; they trust no one, live in isolation, and prioritize survival above all else. only reason it’s not higher is they would risk their life for Gabe or their furbaby and also... their own Rambo-esque antics def attracts the occasional horde lmao

- - -

Jack... this poor boy, he doesn't deserve a zombie au 😂 He's one of those people that first believes zombies are just sick people, too squeamish to keep up with TV news coverage at the onset and too upset to consider anything else. He'd hunker down at home, staying holed up even while his neighbors evacuated, and probably be discovered while the main group is looting the same place as him. When people try to tell him the real state of the world, he'd be in denial until he absolutely couldn't be anymore. idk, probably after Kile shooting a bunch of non-lethal holes thru a zombie to make a point (attracting more in the process lol).

He’d almost immediately join the medical team at the settlement and as word spreads about how easy he is to talk to, he quickly becomes the literal on-site therapist. It's a role he embraces but... idk if it's an emotional burden he can bear. He's very emotionally resilient! But he ain't a professional lol imagine a whole settlement of traumatized zombie survivors seeking you out for counseling, yikes. He also can't say no to a person in need, so instead he quietly spirals into a very private depression while continuing to help others!!

Zed weapon: Oh gosh, do I really have to?

Human weapon: ...Kindness?

Faith in humanity: Unrealistically high

Zombie kill count: Single digit

Human kill policy: Not ever, unless completely unavoidable and to defend the defenseless

Survival rating: C...? idk, that feels generous. D+. To be protected at all costs!!

- - -

Jessie also had the initial reaction of hoping zombies could be saved, but she woke up from that dream swiftly. The science-minded person that she is, esp with her interest in biology, leaves her determined to find anybody who's got the intellect, expertise, and resources to start doing actual work toward a treatment, cure, vaccine—anything. Nothing would get her to finally unabashedly embrace her love of science (and innate leadership skills!!) faster than a zombie apocalypse! In fact, it’s thanks to her that the Emerson settlement’s got a small but growing team of scientists doing as much research as humanly possible to best educate the others on the outbreak and zombie behavior. Def no zombie experimentation going on though lol. ...Not yet, at least.

Zed weapon: rifle

Human weapon: rifle

Faith in humanity: High! We’ll find a solution! Don’t give up hope!

Zombie kill count: Double digits, but less than 30

Human kill policy: Only in unavoidable self-defense or defense of others

Survival rating: B! She has experience with ranged weapons, farming and gardening skills, first aid, camping experience, and a can-do attitude with a healthy dose of realism!

- - -

Rain remains cargo as I said in the last post about this 😆 They'd be very good for keeping clothes repaired and making useful modifications in the settlement, but their life up to this point has been very sheltered and privileged. We're talking somebody with a chauffeur and a personal chef before the outbreak! They would contribute to quality of life and homemaking efforts more than anything—an overlooked aspect of these scenarios tbh! After as many months of dragging their feet as possible and being nigh impossible to track down when you need them, they eventually become involved in meal planning and even help out with medical stuff if they're asked.

Zed weapon: how do you reload this thing again?

Human weapon: switchblade or other concealable sharp-pointy

Faith in humanity: Very low

Zombie kill count: 0! Can you believe it!

Human kill policy: Well if it’s you or me, of course I’m choosing me.

Survival rating: C. Being so tiny helps them find good hiding spots and their self-preservation is high enough to keep them from unnecessary risk-taking. Plus they're very stealthy! Self-defense is a major issue though, so hiding is always their best option.

- - -

Rupan/Rohan scouts for and leads scavenging missions and is Curt's right hand on the recruitment team. The two of them together are the perfect combo of diplomacy, debate, and deception--although R is more honorable about the last one and will only deceive for strategic reasons. When they aren’t looting and recruiting, they’re doing peacekeeping inside the settlement. Most social disputes end up getting brought to them for mediation and they’re pretty dang good at making and enforcing calls. One day they’ll wake up to realize they’ve basically become a sheriff and feel the need to puke their guts up and do something, anything, to reassure themself they’re still punk 😂

Zed weapon: SMG

Human weapon: shotgun

Faith in humanity: Believes in fundamental goodness but knows better than to trust first impressions

Zombie kill count: decent, more than 40; you won’t catch them having a field day tho, they’re trying to gtfo of most zed situations

Human kill policy: Violent threats have to be taken out. And they aren’t, at all, immune to a revenge rampage either...

Survival rating: B-. Can handle themself both with humans and zeds but is vulnerable to hostage situations and truly difficult sentimental/interpersonal decisions!

- - -

Vivian/Vincent manages inventory and stock and they run it so efficiently it’s scary! They're the perfect pick: a hawk-eyed tyrant and tattletale 😂 Despite constantly butting heads with just about everyone on every imaginable thing, they quickly become an important part of the inner circle of decision-makers for the settlement at large. Terrible at stealth, jumpy, and squeamish at the sight of blood and gore, they literally never go on missions unless they're 100% needed for their expertise on a supply run. (They would deny all of these shortcomings are that big a problem, meanwhile R is definitely acting as their bodyguard lol.) When they do tag along, they're prone to becoming the damsel in distress. Seriously, it happens near every fucking time. It's like they just attract only the most improbable and perilous zombie attacks and hostage situations 😆

Zed weapon: shotgun

Human weapon: handgun

Faith in humanity: Medium; seeing people work together at the settlement helps restore it a bit

Zombie kill count: Double digits, under 25

Human kill policy: Violent threats have to be taken out. Well, no, not by me! Get one of the ruffians to do it!

Survival rating: C-. They’d be higher if they weren’t such natural zombie bait.

- - -

Heidi is running the settlement, well-organized to the degree of actually managing to bring bureaucracy to a post-zombie apocalypse settlement 😂 People are free to come and go, but getting in if you don't live there requires trading something of value (fuel, med supplies, food, etc), temporary surrender and registry of firearms and explosives, and you gotta GTFO at the time and date specified upon entry! You can stay long-term if you contribute to the community in a tangible way—and each person admitted is approved by Heidi personally. Yes, every individual. No, she has no free time. And she is not known to be lenient with rule breakers—you want rule bending, you’ll have to go to Curt for that. People kind of hate her, but it can't be denied that she runs a tight ship. She kind of throws herself into the work to avoid the harsher reality at large and hasn't left the settlement in a long time. She's out of touch with how bad things have gotten in the wastes, but she knows better than to take reports at anything less than face value--even when she's skeptical.

Zed weapon: rifle

Human weapon: handgun; dagger

Faith in humanity: Medium. It fluctuates, honestly

Zombie kill count: Double digits, less than 20

Human kill policy: Violent threats must be taken out if they can’t be reasoned with. Spare those who surrender, eradicate those who don't, keep an eye on the newbies. Not tryin’ to nurse any vendettas around here lol

Survival rating: B. She's good with a firearm, masterful at persuasion, and savvy enough to calculate risks appropriately. Also far tougher than her prim exterior and demeanor suggests!

- - -

Curt leads the recruitment and reconnaissance teams! When a new person or group shows up in the area, Curt's the one who stalks watches them, decides if they're worth approaching, and if they should be approached with an invitation, a simple acknowledgment/announcement of their presence, or an outright armed warning to leave the area. He also keeps tabs on morale and general confidence inside the settlement, alongside R. When he isn’t leading those efforts, though, he’s flirting with settlers and squirreling his way out of manual labor and other chores. He’s also secretly growing weed at his place--don’t tell Heidi or Vi ‘cause they’ll wanna yell at him and ration it UGH.

Zed weapon: SMG, explosives

Human weapon: handgun, dagger

Faith in humanity: Pft, sorry, what now?

Zombie kill count: ...way more than you’d expect

Human kill policy: I don’t start confrontations, but I sure as fuck end them.

Survival rating: A! He’s good at playing hapless idiot when it suits him to be underestimated, good with firearms, and capable of being ruthless and decisive in life or death situations! Plus he has no qualms about ditching the settlement if he decides it’s not working out for him. Just don’t tell Heidi lol

#the rest are under the cuuuut #had to stop myself from writing too much SEVERAL times #love me a zombie apocalypse #lovely anon #answered #ROs #whoops got carried away lol #spent most of my work day finally finishing this ask because VIVA PROCRASTINATION #someone help ._.#phew #feels good to finally get it out of my system tho #now I can promptly never ever write it 😂#AUs #fave #scenarios

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