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#oldest trick in the book
bothersomedirtchild · 1 month
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Classic bait and switch!
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spacevixenmusic · 4 months
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Source: Ranma ½ [1991]
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 2 months
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good to see this blog has Lost It and is never getting It back
was this a planned attack
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You're right tho. I threw away my dignity a loooonng time ago
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laxi0v0 · 1 year
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justintaco · 2 months
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I just started watching bocchi the rock and. her name isn't even really bocchi. What the fuck
GOT ANOTHER ONE LADS
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dracenavibes · 2 months
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thejoyofadjacency · 1 year
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Just fell for the oldest trick in the book. One cat distracted me with belly fluff while the other snuck food from my bowl.
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fencesandfrogs · 2 years
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Reject dissociation. Return to daydreaming.
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itsketush-voyaging · 5 months
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ask-the-fingop · 5 months
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How would you feel if someone were to, say, steal one of your grubs for scientific purposes?
I would kick them. In the bulge
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hap-less · 1 year
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Falling for fools spring 6.
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spookibird · 1 year
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HERE YOU ARE. DROP THE NOUNS!!!-PA1
Thank you you now own the noun 'Xylophone'
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wickedcriminal · 3 months
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THE OL' QUARTER (or pearl) IN THE EAR
Spiritual successor to this. he gets it from his dad
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forecast0ctopus · 1 year
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he really fell for that huh
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satanfemme · 1 year
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best part of being a femme trans man is that many of my childhood "girl" interests are recontextualized in retrospect. like, there's the classic trans struggle of "oh but I enjoyed some aspects of my assigned gender growing up, what does that mean for me? did I really enjoy them? am I really trans?" etc, and obv everyone with these thoughts needs to work through these emotions and find the "answer" that works for their life, and makes them feel best, and grieve their chid self if they need to. but I've got, like, the cheat code. you know? like what, I mained princess peach in mario kart growing up? yeah, that wasn't because "I was a girl" lol. it was cause I was a flaming effeminate 12 year old queen with a budding interest in drag and I got away with it too. and I'd do it again. then repeat for every other instance of me being a child femme, easy.
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isthenapoleoncute · 8 months
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I left my napoleon alone for a bit and came home to this! Is that normal mating behaviour for a napoleon? I thought tsars were some of their most deadly predators??
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If you see that in the wild, go nature is nature and move on with your life. You can't rescue every rabbit who is being eaten by a hawk or you will demolish the ecosystem.
But if that's your pet Napoleon?! Your pet?! "Oh, my beloved pet is being tricked into thinking a Tsar could be his mistress - I bet go MESSAGE a TUMBLR BLOG instead of saving my Napoleon's life!" What is wrong with you people?!
Yeah, that would be not CUTE OBVIOUSLY!
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