Every napoleon deserves an empire

But not every empire deserves a napoleon

If you can’t handle my napoleon when he’s at his invading your country you don’t deserve him at his being the bestest boy

EVERYONE

SHUT UP!

BE QUIET!

THIS NAPOLEON IS SLEEPING!!!!

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Yup, I have an estimate :)

And there’s a pet napoleon on the international space station. And another napoleon who kept escaping a Saint Helena enclosure so after they sent him to Antarctica, and he escaped from there, they sent him to the moon. Of course I love them too!

I love every napoleon in the entire world. Every napoleon on the planet.

Yes even the ones that write bad self insert romance fic

Yes even the ones that pinch your ear too hard and flick your nose too often

Yes even the ones that do questionable things in Egypt. And Haiti. And Russia. And

Yes even the ones that try to mansplain how to make omelettes but then burn the same omelettes in the same conversation

Yes even the rabid ones

I love every napoleon in the entire world. Every napoleon on the planet.

I love every napoleon in the entire world. Every napoleon on the planet.

A very cute idea! My Napoleon loves my writing now that he thinks it’s all about him. Ignore his expression; napoleons just have resting grump faces. He’s actually delighted!

My napoleon is jealous because I’m paying more attention to my writing than I am to him. Silly Napoleon! I love you, I just also need to work sometimes!

My napoleon is jealous because I’m paying more attention to my writing than I am to him. Silly Napoleon! I love you, I just also need to work sometimes!

Rating: Not Cute!

If your Napoleon is reincarnated as a dog, keep killing him until he comes back as a proper Napoleon.

I miss the 90's

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Rating: Not Cute!

What did I just say?! Scroll up and see! I said, “if your Napoleon…expels rainbows from his behind, he is ill and in need of a vet.” This Napoleon is delirious and is gonna hop right into a deathbed if he doesn’t get medical care last week!

Okay Hudson Lowe could be a bit of a dickmuffin sometimes but you know what?

Napoleon also could have a little bit of a type-A personality, sometimes, okay, he could be a tad difficult! He’s not exactly made of sunshine and roses and shooting rainbows out of his ass

Rating: Cute!

If your Napoleon becomes a being of pure light and rose petals and expels rainbows from his behind, he is ill and in need of a vet! Your Napoleon not doing that is a sign he is of good heath

Okay Hudson Lowe could be a bit of a dickmuffin sometimes but you know what?

Napoleon also could have a little bit of a type-A personality, sometimes, okay, he could be a tad difficult! He’s not exactly made of sunshine and roses and shooting rainbows out of his ass

Hiroshi Sugimoto (1948-) Napoleon Bonaparte And The Duke Of Wellington 1994 (42 by 54,6 cm) gelatin silver print

I hired a housekeeper to come and help clean my house and I had to pen my napoleons while they worked, cuz napoleons will destroy intruders on sight. But now that she’s gone, they’re stomping around the house whining, because their Napoleon-Toys have been moved. They’re plotting to invade the housekeeper’s house, move her toys around, see how she likes it

Rating: Not Cute!

This Napoleon is red-faced with anger! Possibly he’s having trouble breathing! And what’s worse?! He has no hat to throw on the ground and stomp on. Napoleons remove their hats when they are angry in order to expel excess rage; with no hat, this Napoleon Bonaparte is in danger of being Napoleon Blownaparte!

Also if the napoleon does bite you? That’s fine

why this version of him look like he bite 😟🫢🤭

One of my napoleons won a big big battle, but he still keeps looking too longingly at a bridge, so I gave him leave to go play at home. Even napoleons need r&r!