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Kid billy and stu hcs (omyb ❤️)
- Stu the type of kid to draw on his face and skin a lot and he’d come home looking like a human canvas. Also probably tried eating a crayon at least once because they look yummy
- billy had a tooth gap top front and centre
- stu had an underbite (projecting cuz I had an underbite and have had to go through orthodontic hell most my life, but I don’t think stu would of had it as bad as me. also dog moment ✌️)
- whenever billy got in trouble in school Nancy was 100% one of those moms that stood by her kid no matter what he did
- Billy would encourage Stu to do stupid shit that got him in trouble but stu would never snitch on billy for his involvement, also he probably just wanted to do it anyway
- Billy was kinda afraid/grossed out by bugs but Stu would be like, collecting them in the school yard. When Stu sees Billy’s disliking of bugs Stu would try to squish them if Billy was ever freaked out by one
YES OMYB. WHAT A MEAL.
I also have the hc of Stu turning himself into a human canvas. Also bc he would have that white blonde hair that blonde ppl have when they're young he was def colouring his hair with markers too. He's def eating crayons. And glue.
GAP TOOTH BILLY HELP. I didn't know I needed this but wow I NEEDED THIS. PRECIOUS. BABY.
Especially accepting underbite Stu bc it means he and Billy probably would have had braces/headgear at the same time. Also I've just decided that Randy was born with basically perfect teeth and never had to have braces. Billy hates him for this.
But also oof poor lil autistic Billy at the orthodontist. Hell if you're undiagnosed and all the adults in your life treat you like your meltdowns are tantrums
Nancy would be showing up at the school like "did you personally witness my son pushing that kid off the swings? No? The I don't see how you could possibly know that kid isn't lying. Billy is a gentle, sweet boy, how dare you."
Absolutely Billy would be the devil on Stu's shoulder, and Stu does not have an angel over the other shoulder so they're just trouble. Definitely being forced not to sit together in class.
Wahhh Stu squishing bugs for him is so cute stooooooppppp
In conclusion, YES. I need to come up with something so I can write them as kids!
#stuilly#but smol#billy loomis#stu macher#scream headcanons#debaser fanfic#old man yaoi bite anon#ask
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My previous asks about biting is just because i have cute aggression and your works are so cute (usually, one time i wanted to test out how dramatic my mascara was so i read some of your angst, cried) but now that i really think about it? my number one competitor is Il Dottore himself
It's my personal headcanon dottore has really bad cute aggression, sure it's mainly under control now because he's been alive for fuckinf Centuries (for all childhood friends works where the reader is male would it count as old man yaoi- *gets shot*) but with his lover? absolutely out of control
Maybe they're cuddling and his lover's hand gets close to his mouth? eated, chomped
childhood friends reader who has scars on their arms because of how hard dottore has bitten them
it gets so bad that the reader has to give him a taste of his own medicine, he bit them a few minutes ago and now he has his hand by their mouth? EATED (he gets so confused and then Realizes, unbeknownst to you, you started an all out war.)
Make sure to wear turtlenecks during the chomping war because if you walk past him wearing like, a tee-shirt he'll just move the collar of the shirt (or even stretch it, bastard) just to bite your shoulder and then act like nothing happened
after about the first week, you both look like you were mauled by a small cat.
Eventually, a truce is made, so it's not as bad, but you two still bite each other like feral cats.. It's just more provoked rather than "i have to get them back IMMEDIATELY"
So there's not as many bite marks everywhere, mainly on each other's arm and hands now because, what else are you supposed to do if your lover's hand is by your mouth? kiss it? fucking casual. Bite his cheek and watch him go absolutely insane though
some other harbingers who i think have cute aggression but not as bad
The second place is pantalone, he isnt bitey, but he will grab, squish, and tug at your cheeks aggressively if you say or do something cute whole cooing about the cuteness of what you just did
columbina will just, hug and squeeze you really REALLY tight if you do something cute, its hard to breathe but thats ok
the last and (funnily enough) least aggressive when it comes it cuteness, is childe, he'll hug you tightly (not as tight as columbina) and squish your cheeks, but only for a few seconds (unlike pantalone, who will literally make your face numb) he is lime a healthy mix of both of those two, he will get bitey however. - 🎈 pspsp smooches cmere i promise i wont bite you (lying)
🎈 ANON?? HELP IM SORRY FOR MESSING UP YOUR MASCARA I DIDNT MEAN TO 😭 (or did I?) But omg, I honestly didn't know what cute aggression was until now, thank you for informing me of this AND I'M GONNA BE STEALING YOUR HCS BC THATS TOO CUTE 🤲❤️❤️😭
I'm just. EXPLODING 💥 Bro doesn't know how to control his biting strength too so he ends up drawing blood sometimes 😔 (But it's okay since it's Dottore) I bet people assume the scars you have are from something cool like battles but nope... you got BIT by a human, multiple times at that. The first time it happened you probably let out a little scream because he's literally nomming on you unprompted and... you've never met anyone who does that 😨 I wonder if he even has an explanation for it or he just... does it? He just wants to bite you and he will, you can't stop him😭🙏
I mean, you get used to the random bitings, but if there's one thing about you, is that you will put him in his place if need be! If Dottore thinks he can just go on ranting about his research after fatally biting you, he's wrong 😒 He starts waving his hands around in excitement and you know what. Bitten. Nom-nom. Congrats. This is one of the very few times Dottore's rendered speechless. (Worst mistake of your life.) You know how regular couples give each other good morning/night kisses? Well Zandik does something like that... he just bites you unprovoked instead. It's the absolute worst during the Akademiya because you're sweating so hard trying to cover all of your skin but also trying to avoid getting nipped on the neck by that irritating deadly scholar 🫠 He is so nonchalant about it too 😒 But you're not. As soon as you land a bite you're grinning so hard and he's just like 😐 Ehehe... pretending to kiss his cheek and then nibbling on it and giving it a lil bite... I'm evaporating... i love the little love bites <3
THE PANTALONE ONE IS SOOO TRUEEE AWWW 😭🥺🥺🥺 I see him as very touchy so omggg him squishing your cheeks is so cute 😭 You would just be talking and saying something unintentionally adorable to him and all of a sudden he's cupping and then squishing your cheeks all while going on about how cute his darling is, and your words are now getting all garbled up 😔 it's A NEED. (Then he'll kiss your cheeks so gently if you get pouty cuz he pulled too hard :(( <3)
100% agreed on Bina she is. A MONSTER. when it comes to those hugs, you may faint if you don't build up some resistance to it. You can try to do it back to her but for some reason, she isn't really affected by it even if you muster up all your strength, but she still adores the notion! And Childe... RAHHH THESE ARE SO GOOD!! It's funny for him to be the least aggressive but his co-workers are something else I guess 😭 We love a king who's so affectionate but also won't kill you with it 🤭 I imagine if you return it he would be so flattered...especially if you're strong enough to actually keep him from leaving your hug. Now that's the good stuff.
🎈 anon 😳 you can bite me if you want, I don't mind 😌🫶
#smooches talks#🎈 anon#i will proudly wear my bite marks 🔥#his shark teeth are soooo freaking cute ahh#bro prolly bites harder than a rishboland tiger#the pantalone one really has me swooning i cant#dottore love notes <3#pantalone love notes <3#columbina love notes <3#childe love notes <3
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I keep thinking about the submissive like a guard dog post and it is so johnny and daniel coded. like they're both aggressively loyal to each other the way a dog is loyal to its owner and they can't leave each other alone ever. like they're both like, "He is inconveniencing my life!! I am just minding my own business!!" while actively /trying/ to inconvenience each other's life like,,,they are so loyal and so stupid
FR!!!! Submissive like a guard dog...protecting one's person with sharp teeth, teeth that sometimes puncture where they're not supposed to; they're so chaotic in canon, constantly stepping on each other's toes even when they're mostly getting along - because they need to be in each other's presence all the time; this is how they thrive, but they're stupid about it! A mutual & I always like to say Johnny makes his life other people's business - namely Daniel's - then postures about wanting others "out of my business!"
Like Johnny...for Johnny in particular I love this submissive like a guard dog concept, & Daniel is the "no," the "leave it," HAH. But ALSO, I love it for Daniel too, though he doesn't always seem the type. But in the last season especially, we see him crack a bit; & Johnny is the "no," the "leave it," the hand pulling him back. (*cough cough* you see this in some kk3-era LawRusso fics)
I love this concept for them because it works in so many ways, highlighting the push and pull of peace and violence, exposing their sheer trust that they know each other, discussing the extent of loyalty &, depending how LawRusso we're talking here, devotion. Since LawRusso is at least 75% of my online personality, I simply must attribute this concept to the ship specifically.
It started out as a joke & still mostly is, but aforementioned moot & I consistently present Johnny as having dog-like (though not always positively) behaviors, particularly:
intense loyalty & devotion to his person (DANIEL)
clinginess & preoccupation with his person
willingness & great ability to harm others for his person but also,
willingness to step back & defer to the judgement of his person
tendency to get into trouble, but charmingly so
tendency to bare his teeth at people & things unaffiliated with his person, though he doesn't intend to bite
tendency to pout & grumble until he gets his way (usually in relevance to food & affection)
tendency to make messes in over-excitement, in never-ending playfulness
tendency to not realize how big/strong he is despite prancing about like The Biggest, Strongest Boy
THE LIST GOES ON!
But for Daniel - though I feel like there is significant overlap - where Johnny is a big hyper lap dog, Daniel is much the same, just smaller, normally a bit calmer, & a bit more serious about retaliation on the off chance he does bare his teeth.
Ironically, I would be more afraid of Daniel in Guard Dog Mode than I would be Johnny - because I can trust that Daniel will likely follow through, whereas Johnny often postures his aggression.
They're both dogs in the metaphorical sense. Both horribly loyal, horribly stupid, horribly affectionate even if they don't quite realize these things.
This response certainly got away from me, but I thank you, anon, for giving me an excuse to talk about my favorite old man yaoi 💞💞
#asks#lawrusso#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso#cobra kai#karate kid#the karate kid#long post#dre rambles about karate kid
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Had another thought (rarely get those)
Old man Stu filming old man Billy so he can make a fancam of billy
- old man yaoi bite anon
Stu would absolutely make fancams of Billy Lmao if they existed in the 90s he would have been making them in high school before they were even together. This dude would be filming his best friends ass every time he stands up, and he would never stop.
They’ll be like 90 and he’ll be editing together shots of Billy like sleeping in an armchair.
As always, great stuff old man yaoi bite anon👍🤙🏻
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Hey bestie, I’m up biting people and sexualising old men
dropping in to say haiii
- omyb
Celebrating autism month the right way, I see. Respectfully:
Hell yeah bro.
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Ok but in Standilly au it’s assumed that Randy doesn’t die like he did. If he’s involved with Billy then Nancy is less likely to get to be pissed off at Randy? (unless it’s for other reasons but idk idk they all homos anyways and it’s a totally different timeline).
If Randy dies it’s either cuz Billy is a fucking praying mantis, or he’s dying with Billy and Stu. Or they just all live happily ever after (in their own way I guess) 😊
Also something something randy and billy enemies to lover-enemies or whatever
- omyb anon
I cannot allow Billy to praying mantis Randy tbh, Billy is only allowed to praying mantis when its hot and this would just make me sad.
Tbh i've been imagining this in a mostly no-murder AU because I think in murder universe Billy is a little too fucked, but if its in murder universe and Randy is ghost-facing or helping then yeah, they're all dying together in the first movie.
OR Billy and Stu die in movie 1 and then (SAD) Randy I guess survives to scream 2? If Nancy knew he was with Billy she's not killing him, honestly I think she's way more likely to team up with him and she prob wouldn't screw him over like she does with Mickey cause he would be her last connection to her son you know?
AND hellll yeah Randy and Billy enemies to lovers. tbh the way I imagine this working is that Billy and Stu are probably already together at least in secret, and Stu catches wiffs of a vibe between Billy and Randy and starts making subtle suggestions lmao (because we all know he's subtle).
I honestly think it would take Billy a minute to come around to because I don't think non-monogamy would come as easily to him and he could easily get tripped up and jealous abt Stu being into someone else. The solution to this is Stu being like "No, no, you should hook up with him and just like, let me watch."
And I think Billy would go through a whole phase of telling himself and Randy that he's not into him, which is transparently untrue because the movie arguments take on a whole new tone after they start hooking up.
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Old man Billy and Stu pulling up to the cinemas covered in blood after killing some homophobes: 2 tickets to Barbie (2023) please
-omyb <3
BAHAHAHA OK I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABT HOW MUCH STU WOULD LOVE BARBIE 2023. And god the image of them in the ghostface costumes rolling up? Beautiful.
Also can I just say HOLY shit its been so long since I was this excited for a non-horror movie, I will find pink clothes to wear to go see it.
ok also this made me so happy:
THEY'RE ASEXUAL AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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Standilly things to consider: part 2
That’s right, there’s more (by OMYB anon)
- Idc how much billy would hate to admit it, he would totally agree with a lot of Randy’s movie opinions, they are all a bunch of goddamn cinephiles - You know all three are quoting shit all day, and they’re glad they all understand what each other are referencing
- Billy’s ego at having two bfs lord he’d be so smug I think and Stu’s on cloud 9 because he’s dating both his childhood friends
- Let’s be real Randy’s hot af (esp in scream 2) I know it, they know it. Like his knowledge on this stuff is attractive and so is he idc my guy is SMART and witty
- Randy sensing Billy’s moods cuz my guy randy can read billy and stu like a book
- billy and stu need a guy like randy to put them in their place just a little - take that one how you like
- And let’s be real randy would slay as a ghostface. ghostface trio boys, no one is safe. Maybe Randy wants to slice and dice is all I’m sayin
- Randy 100% has potential to match their intensity and honestly? Would be fucking fantastic at planning murder
- Randy kinda got a little bite there in the fountain scene. Let my boy be a bit bitey. Like he was chewing but what else does he chew on? Also he lowkey got the autism blink in that scene. The voices he puts on in both movies? Autism
-I was literally talking to a pal recently how Billy and Randy would have good movie chats but also Billy would be bitchy and obstinate and make fake arguments just to disagree. If we're in an AU where Billy is chill enough for any of this tho thats probably flirting. But oh yeah, the movie quotes would be a second language for the three of them.
-Lmao yeah, a poly/ambi Billy would be like 'these are my bitches' 😈 and Stu, who I already hc as ambiamorous would just be telling everyone that he gets to have threesomes on the reg while also having the most tender gay thought about his bfs.
-I have never and will NEVER say that Randy doesn't have that rizz
-I do think Randy would sense the mood happening but I also think he would be less tolerant of the tantrums than Stu (I don't mean meltdowns, thats different, I just mean Billy flipping out and being a bitch, Randy would be chill with a meltdown)
-LOL. Tbh Randy and Billy would be bickering like an old straight couple and Stu would be watching them with heart eyes. Billy's getting tied up in bed tho lmao
-May I offer the hc that Randy isn't directly a ghostface? He's like their Wade (yes that was a Kim Possible reference I'm sorry) like coordinating behind the scenes and getting info and helping to plan. I think he could also be filming- not that I don't think he could ghost, he's got a litttle sick fuck in him, I just think this would be interesting
-Lmao Randy do got that bite and also yeah big time on the autism with him as well- the way he loses control of the volume of his voice in the video store when he's like "Theres a formula to this!" Very relatable.
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hc that stu technically should still be wearing a retainer at night but just doesn’t anymore
(same tho lol cuz I keep forgetting to + it’s a sensory no no)
- omyb
Yeah 1000% he’s terrible at doing this shit. He also seems the type to forget to take meds
(And I feel you I’m supposed to wear a bite plate but I cannot cope with that either, sensory ABSOLUTELY NOT)
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Random ass stuilly thought: Billy fucking Stu on trans visibility day
also the thought of Stu kissing and licking Billy’s top surgery scars
That’s all I have to say
- old man yaoi bite anon
Lmao yes, I feel like Billy doesn’t even know what day it is, like it’s Stu that brings it up and he gets railed for it (pretty great wait to celebrate tbh)
I feel like Stu kissing his top surgery scars would be one of those things that makes Billy outwardly act sort of annoyed but inside he’s actually just feeling affirmed and is slightly embarrassed about it, it’s the same when Stu puts his packer in his pocket while he’s sucking his dick lol.
I would also like to suggest a horny reversal of their little ritual at the door where Stu take Billy’s jacket and shoes, except this time its Stu bring Billy dick&harness and helping him strap into it
Thank you for your contribution old man yaoi bite anon🙏🤙🏻👌🏻
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Billy Loomis sucks two dicks, actually
properly
- omyb anon <333
LMAOOOOO and his cheekbones are 2X as good because of it
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hc that Billy is secretly more into Barbie 2023 than Stu is because that would be funny
- omyb
Ok here’s the thing, I think if he could get over himself I think he would. The movie is extremely aestheticized and from what we’ve seen it’s incredibly meta, which I think he would like.
The boy does have good taste in movies, like I think an older Billy might actually end up defending Greta Gerwig’s Barbie lmao. Stu would pretend not to get it just to hear him do this.
#he’d think lady bird is boring as hell tho#Barbie would be the only Greta gerwig movie for him#old man yaoi bite anon#ask
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Randy in Scream 2 when he pulls his shirt to the side show his scar😳 sir may I please just have a little bite pretty pleeease?
(Jamie Kennedy wants people to sexualize randy the same way they do with billy and stu? Yes sir 🫡)
- omyb anon 👍
Oh you want more? You may be interested in his nipples:
(Also I’m sorry this is one of the gayest things I’ve ever seen, the pose, the way he’s holding his lips help me- sir, do u suck dick with those?)
This isn’t a picture of Jamie Kennedy, it’s a picture of Randy Meeks.
Also I do need to hold him down and shave off his stupid little beard in scream 2 tho. Sorry ur not allowed to have that.
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My tryin not to say MOTHER whenever Nancy was on screen but she MOTHERED
- omyb anon
SHE DID THO. Nancy Loomis is powerful and Laurie Metcalf is completely iconic.
-as always a pleasure, omyb
We love her
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Sidney: This is my girlfriend, Tatum, this is Tatum’s boyfriend, Stu, and these are Stu’s boyfriends Billy and Randy
Peep the polycule
Bonus: Sid and Tate also date Hallie later on
-omyb
AND GOOD FOR HER.
But also holy FUCK there would be some drama in this polycule and it’s all Billy’s fault lmao. I feel like he would be bad at having a partner who’s dating someone he’s not dating.
LOVING tatum/Sid/Hallie tho that’s CUTE.
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On the topic of pairing random characters as ghostfaces for AUs…
Tatum and Hallie - Motive is Sid. Also wouldn’t that just be a cool concept like instead of the killers going after Sid, they’re killing for Sid
Amber and Jill - Yesss unhinged girlies yess
Billy and Mickey duo tbhhh - These fucking guys, good lord. If you get it, you get it.
Gale and Dewey listennn - Ok I know it’s hard to see Dewey as ghostface but I’ve been thinking about what he said in scream 2 where he was like “how do you know my inexperience isn’t a form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations” (or whatever he said) and I’m thinking maybe in some AU it could be possible that he’s faking being sweet, or maybe I just wanna see a nice boy go unhinged tho lmaooo
Gale and Jennifer - kinda random but Gale²
Stu and Randy - I’ve seen people talk about this one before. Just besties slayin together idk what to tell ya
Mindy and Amber - feel like it’s self explanatory
Kirby and Jill - Also self explanatory
Micky and Derek - Man if the bf right after billy was ghostface again lmfaooo poor Sid. Stick to tate girlie
(OM yaoi bite anon again)
I think this might also be a few days old, I’m sorry OMYBA (your acronym)!
Yo so Tatum and Hallie is a really good call, I hadn’t thought of this!! This is so gay and I love it so muchC and YES!! Ghostface killing for Sid is incredible and would be a great source of drama for her
Amber and Jill- big time, just wish the Jill actress didn’t apparently suck in a major way 😞 I love Amber tho, so much
Gale and Dewey- this is a really interesting way to go with Dewey! Like not how I’ve characterized him in my mind but I can totally see this working and it would actually be a crazy functions plot twist if they pulled it off
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Woops I missed Mindy and Amber- YES. GIRLFRIENDS.
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