tfw you have to call your girlfriend's house to talk to her girlfriend (who is also your boyfriends girlfriend) so you can get your boyfriend released from jail...
(click for better quality PLEASE I beg you)
under the tab are other versions of the drawing so click if you wanna see him with no shirt on .....wait what who said that.....
yall i don't even know how to explain this one i was possessed and controlled by the urge to draw stu macher all pretty and posed like this,,,, so i like when men are pretty SUE ME
credits to @atitanbitch for the idea to include Sid and Tatum in the little bubble and @powderedbleach for reminding me about THE ROBEEEE OH and ofc @harleykeenervarient for sending me the photo reference I used in the first place yall rock <3
included below are alternate versions of this drawing that I was having some fun with mwuahaha that includes no shirt, no shirt plus some ~shweed~ and also ofc trans version bc cmon
alright thats all for now.... thats my cue to slink back into the void until I return with another art drop BYEEEEEE
I FINISHED IT! o(〃^▽^〃)o
I didn't think I'd finish it within a morning but somehow I did. I blame the fact this idea has been twirling in my head for so long.
Remember to read 'Debaser by Sharpthings on AO3', if you haven't already as this meme is set within that fic and you'll just appreciate it a little more with context in mind, though I'm sure you can all appreciate it regardless!
I messed around with editing and perhaps I went a little overboard with it but I like how it all came out in the end and I hope you all agree!
I KNOW CIRCUMCISE IS SPELT WRONG, PLEASE DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT, SMILE AND WAVE PEOPLE, SMILE AND WAVE!
Question! Where are y’all getting your personal copies of Debaser printed? (or I guess any fanfic in general, but I know a lot of Debaser fans have been doing this)
Basically I’m not trying to print off a bunch of copies of books (cuz I’m not trying to sell them or anything) and I’d like to not have to print and bind my own personal book copies… Is there an affordable or reliable service y’all use to get hard copies of your favorite fanfic?
More than whispering, really. Grian thought he could hear faint cheering emanating from it. Or maybe crying.
Well, whatever it was, they were annoying, and Grumbot Prime’s messages were starting to get more and more on the “get that to stop or I’ll rip out your spine” side of the spectrum. And honestly, Grian was in favor of keeping his spine. He would even go so far as to say he was quite attached to his spine. So, with little regard to potential radiation poisoning or existential tearing of his soul, Grian stuck his head into the Rift.
The funny thing about the Rift, is that it had layers. It was a rip into the fabric of space, time, and reality, and through it, it had rings, like a tree. Like the strata in a rock, realities layered and fragmented and shifted in every mind-melting way. Eyes glinted off of each impossible facet in the dimensions around him, each one turning towards Grian as he stuck his head past the threshold of the rift. The rough whispers were amplified in here, ping-ponging around Grian’s brain.
Grian just raised his eyebrow, unimpressed by the eldritch horror living in his basement, “Seriously, guys? What’s going on now?”
The eyes turned pleading, their amethyst and tuff irises large and puppylike. Polls. We have polls. Vote in polls? Sexy? Sexyman?
Grian took a second to process what they were asking, before immediately u-turning out of there, “Nope. Nope. No way. Goodbye.”
But! Polls! The eyes cried, wailing over each other, Competition! Win in polls!
“I said goodbye, guys. I’m not debasing myself like that.”
Noo! Minecraft men! The watchers beseeched, each yelling out their chosen champion with renewed fervor, making the space around the Rift warp like it was being pulled in by a black hole. It did absolutely jack squat to Grian, though, only serving to make him roll his eyes at heir tantrum and further resolve to stay the hell away from their whole… situation.
That didn’t stop them from trying to campaign at him, though.
Vote Joe! Do you think a non-sexyman can look like THAT?
BLOODSHED AND CHAOS ON THE PLANET EARTH.
Vote for the little guy! Jimmy deserves to have a win!
Phil’s winning MY sexyman poll
QUACKITY SWEEP 2023 PLS HE NEEDS THIS
Endorsed by Martyn, I repeat, we are endorsed by Martyn!
Vote Mumbo 4 sexyman! It’s been too long since he’s been campaigned for something against his will! With your help we can change that!
That last comment stopped Grian in his tracks, as suddenly as if he had hit a wall. The chatter behind him immediately went quiet with a sensation distinctly similar to an entire crowd holding their breath.
Grian ignored them and opened his inventory, swiping through it slowly until he took out his ender chest. He set it down and knelt, rifling through his diamonds and knicknacks, “You know…” he started, taking out a well-worn white shirt and holding it up to the light. A faded “MUMBO 4 MAYOR” shone in dull red at him, “It has been a while since I last wore this.”
Gumbot blinked at him, his mustache beginning to bounce up and down, a musical jingle starting to play as he booted up a sentence. A little piece of paper shot out of the dispenser, wafting down to the ground. With a growing grin, Grian picked up the paper, which read in big, bold words: MUMBO JUMBO 4 TUMBLR SEXYMAN.
“Well, Grumbot.” Grian planted his hands on his hips and smiled up at his huge, homicidal, robot son, “It looks like we have our work cut out for us, don’t we?
I intend to make some other colour variants and maybe another version entirely. I'm also considering selling these as posters whenever I can get my shopify set up, but anyone printing copies of debaser- feel free to use this as a cover if you want!
(and a big thank you to @squishysoulmate who gave me the idea for using Stu's B cut as the B in debaser, that was brilliant)
If you're confused and you haven't read my fic please feel free to check it out in cis flavour or trans flavour, just know that it's very 18+
[ STUILLY CUPID meme | Debaser | WORK IN PROGRESS SNIPPET! ]
WOOOO YEAHHHH BABYYYY, I'M BACK!
My wire FINALLY got replaced!! It was honestly such a wait and I am so backed up on ideas but this one was the most prominent, needed to do ASAP! So I finished the whole sketch for the animatic in around 3 hours.
While this will be mostly keeping to the source material ( Debaser by @sharpth1ng ) I DID take some liberties for mainly structuring the scene. In the fic, Stu just gets up and runs at Sidney instantly, while I liked the idea of it in this, I needed it to be a little bit slower so I used the canon 'Stu encounters Billy on the ground' scene, where he walks in disoriented and freaks out. That is mainly the most I took liberties with NGL.
I don't know when this will be done but this is on my "Must finish" list so let's all pray I can do it.
ANYWAYS, I hope you like this little snippet of my current WIP!
Expect more art to come through now that I have my drawing tablet back! ψ(`∇´)ψ