Helmut saying Charles’ lap was annoying cause he was fast, once more proves that Redbull sees Ferrari as competition. They just don’t know how to properly word it yet, but they’re working on it.

made this for his birthday but posting it now

I love drawing him in shirts

drawpile

Also i know absolutely nothing abt swapdreamtale or even what they look like or literally ANYTHING about the story but one of my friends wanted me to draw them so i did.

Me on the phone: Hello, yes I could use some help. See, I'm a millennial and most of the technology that I grew up with and learned about is now either out of date or has switched to some type of subscription model that I am unfamiliar with and feels needlessly complex and I am finding it increasingly more difficult to get my bearings as the speed at which technology changes keeps getting faster and faster and I'm having more and more trouble deciphering what is real vs what is a scam and oh God have I become my parents and is this the beginning of being paranoid of technology and unable to adapt to a new world order and am I going to have to take technology CLASSES at like the YMCA or the library or something???

I.T.:......

I.T.: IM SORRY, I DIDN'T CATCH THAT. PLEASE REPEAT YOUR REQUEST FROM THE FOLLOWING CHOICES OR HIT THE POUND SIGN

Me: ::sobbing into phone:: I used to teach people how to use AIM!!

Dora has to wear shirts to keep her from picking at her booboo and she literally couldn’t care less

An old #fart is a heck of a lot scarier than any old ghost! Funny #illustration by @sophiecorrigan. Smelled it here https://bit.ly/fartjar

i made a nihil one

Old fart snake

Making an au thing for owl house, bear with me on this, it might take a while to all finalise.

I’d like to introduce the old fart, AKA Thomas Wittebane. A Count of the late 16th century, Father to John Wittebane and Grandfather to Caleb and Phillip Wittebane.

I’m starting pretty high up on the family tree cause this fella is quite important to Phillips....insanity around witches. Thomas is the reason the boys are orphans and also the man that raised them. I’ll explain what I mean in later posts, I hope to get to the parents tomorrow sometime where I’ll explain their deaths and all.

But just know, this fella is basically the villain and hella scary to Caleb.

Some boomer got mad at me over the phone because I told her the motel's email adress has a dash in it, "yeah, I don't know what a dAsH is, because back in my day we called them HYPHENS. Ever heard of em?!?"

God help us, it's the end of the world, Gen Z has killed the "calling dashes hyphens" industry. How will she ever recover?

Does she have nothing else to pretend to be mad about? No kids to cut out of the will? No grandkids to misgender? No nurses to yell at because her family never visits her?

Why does he look like he’s dying from some ancient blood disease 🦠

OLD FART

Light crowd at the gym this Sunday morning. Came in to try to loosen up my shoulders after a crummy night’s sleep. Feel good, am going to go buy a smart watch this afternoon. The equipment was giving me all kind of crap numbers for heart rate. Enough!

Almost there 🥹

I know the new tieflings are popular, but I miss the old 2e, random as fuck tieflings. One wing, goat legs, and eyes that weep lava? Bring it on.

Also, old fart opinion: tieflings are the 5e version of renegade drow.