Lucerys Velarion as Warlock prince of Harrenhal

“ There are rumors about the boy. That at night he whispers with the ghosts of the old cursed castle and feeds a pack of local dogs with pieces of fresh human flesh. That those who ever wanted to kill him were suddenly choking on their own blood like sea water. That he is a bastard not only of the lord of these lands, but also of another, more ancient house.

Aemond doesn't care about the rumors. But he cares about the boy, the mystery he keeps behind his smile and the dark look in his eyes. 

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ— I can help you get the crown. 

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ — And what do you want in return, bastard? 

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ — Your eye. ”

or au, where Rhaenyra was forced to abandon her bastards, and Lucerys was raised by Alys Rivers who also taught him magic.

Marina, where are you?

Okay alright fine. I get it now.

I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.

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WIP Wednesday!

tagged by the lovely @buddiearemydads, @cowboy-buddie, @alyxmastershipper, and @sibylsleaves <3

have a lil snippet of my 'eddie walks in on fwb bucktalia' smut fic!

It had been a couple weeks since his Tía Pepa had started setting him up on dates and so far Eddie had been on three dates. They weren’t bad dates but they hadn’t done anything for him. Eddie could admit that he had had a nice time. Dinner was good, the company was fine, but that’s all it was. Nice. Fine.

Eddie wanted more than that. He wanted…everything. He wanted someone who knew him better than anyone else, who made him feel both like his feet were on the ground and like he was flying high. He wanted Buck.

But Buck didn’t want him.

no pressure tagging: @bigfootsmom, @dykemunson, @morganofthefairies, @afterafternoons, @midnightsbuck, @swiftiebuckleys, @swiftiediaz, @monsterrae1, @fatedbuddie, @singlethread, @usercowboy, @maygrantgf, @eddiequinns and @firemedicdiaz (as always, apologies if you've already been tagged)

Okay I thought I was tripping but I counted and there's about 92 requests in the hoard so this is y'all's semi consistent reminder that I love you so much and I'm excited about literally all the requests and I will do my best to fulfill them at a reasonable balance of speed and quality <3

due to the number of them I will likely be choosing with preference towards the oldest, my personal favorites, and random selected ones!

Thank you for being so patient and understanding! 🫶✨

still unsure if death of a bachelor was actually good album or if i was simply 14 when it was released

For Things to Grow in Elio's Tummy, how about some form of homunculus or other organic construct?

omg yes I love the idea of a homunculus because usually those come fully formed, so like. He gives birth to what appears to be a weird, rune-covered baby only for it to magically grow and age up into an entire adult before his eyes. And he instantly frees it of course and then he’s like “do I just?? Have an adult child now??”

This is so good imagine him walking up to his friends with a grown ass woman who looks older than he is like “hey guys this is my daughter”

For the record, I’m so annoyed (not really) at all of you because I made those posts requesting someone to write me a fic of how Cal would be affected by his psychometry at a young age and all I got was over 100 notes on the post and y’all requesting me to write it and then I was stupid and started writing it and now I just—

everyone always seems to have this crazy story of how they got into object shows but i literally just got into them cuz my brother made me watch them with him

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Okay but,,, is it really that bad and cringey and toxic that i want a love like romeo and juliet's??

yeah probably tbqh

should chris even be mentioned in the rose dlc i will go insane. if he shows up in his early stages of gilf glory i will never shut the fuck up. aside from that i am genuinely interested in the dlc and what theyre gonna do with rose

been working on a ranch for my simself save

dude its twice now that ive tried to play origins multiplayer minecraft servers that happen to be mandatory roleplay for some reason and its just wild that they like, want you to come up with a whole entire person before even playing, especially with worlds that feel... bare bones as fuck, from the information they give

like they give an origin story of the world and maybe like one or two sentences on the races or cultures, and then theyre like 'okay now give your character an entire in depth personality, backstory, family history, job, life goal, childhood dream, credit card number-'

like... with what info ?? with what basis??

the second one ive joined isnt as strict as the first one, seeing as i joined the minecraft server before i even realized there was character applications, and no one really paid me any mind at all or acknowledged me

but there was one i joined like 2 years ago that you had to get your application approved before gaining access to the server, and they direct you to their wiki for reading up on the world and stuff... but again, bare bones as fuck. and i exaggerated before slightly, but fully seriously they asked me 'oh, and where did your characters origin come from? their grandparents getting infected? how did they become this way' and its like. DUDE I DONT KNOW, WHO CARES. WHO WILL ASK ME THAT IN THE ROLEPLAY??? like where am i supposed to even get any of this shit from, the two paragraphs you typed about the world origin story??

i didnt finish the application because that was stupid and it wasnt worth it imo. shame, cause the custom origins were cool, but theres always other origins mods and servers

like... i guess other people work different from me, cause clearly these servers have people in them that somehow came up with functioning characters, but that aint me. if i make a character in a game, their personality and story comes to me while im playing, through their experiences and appearance and the choices im given in the world.

and also literally no one is ever going to fucking ask 'lol so how did your bloodline get mutated?'