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I'm going to shoot another song at you. This one, I usually imagine if Kiran were to sing a song for Thais and Xeron, it would be this.
CAUSE I ALSO LOVE THE THOUGHT OF DRIPPING SWEET HONEY WORDS AT SOMEONE IN YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND THEY ONLY CAN HEAR THE AFFECTION AND SEE THE WARM IN YOUR EYES BUT ONLY YOU KNOW THE POWER YOUR WORDS HOLD.
(I now headcanon Kiran says the most poetic love words to his partners in his native tongue so it'll be his little secret.)
Favorite lines for your beloved OCs:
"Dazzling like true gold... All I need is one crushing hug."
"Caught some feelings for you, no stopping me from falling for you."
"Like a silky smooth wax doll, you are the school of beauty. And and I are meant to be." THIS LINE! THIS LINE FOR THAIS.
HONESTLY THIS SONG HAS MANY GREAT LINES.
BUT BIG, THIS SONG MAKES ME THINK OF KIRAN JUST COMPARING THAIS AND XERON TO THINGS LIKE GOLD IN TAMIL. Thangam - Gold. Occasional nickname from him now cause dang I like that!
Melody Melody Melody Melody Melody Minxie Minxie Minxie Minxie Minxie
My love.... YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I TREASURE THIS ASK I LEGIT CAN'T STOP SMILING WHEN I LISTEN TO THIS SONG AND WATCH THE VIDEO, I'VE BEEN WATCHING IT ON REPEAT THIS WEEK (and omg my yt likes couldn't be better organized bc right after this video I have two songs that bring me happiness too so it's always a treat to listen to the Serotonin Tirad)
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Okay, let me start off with saying that the first time I saw it I kinda went through some shock???
All my life, I've been accustomed to Spanish music and mvs (latin spanish ones specifically), English music, with a sprinkle of Japanese and Korean pop songs All three have very distinctive productions and directions taken in their music videos, and things diverge even more with all sorts of genres and bands.... but there are some cues that give you insight of who's mind the mv comes from
I had never seen one like this song you shared The dancing, the absolutely cute affectionate gestures, the rhyme and flow of the Tamil tongue in a melody, the instrumentals themselves!! Everything was very different to what I was accustomed to!
The first listen was confusing, a lot to take in djkjfkgdf but that's what the replay button is for! As I kept listening, repeating the song and reading the translated lyrics, everything cleared up and 🥺 MINXIE IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG!!! THE MEANING, THE LYRICS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART 😭💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
And now I can't stop smiling every time I listen to it 💖 From how colorful, happy, loving, and dace-able the song is! But also from the memory attached to it, the association of out OT3 with it, the joy and wonder I felt when you shared this with me 💖
So, thank you for an amazing memory!! I adore music, ADOOOOORE SHARING AND BEING SHARED IT What better way than to share songs while assigning them to characters or ships we have in common 💖
BEAUTIFUL OC THOUGHTA THAT HAME MY HEART FLUTTERING SO SO MUCH 💖
Now then, for the OC thoughts~
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🥺🥺🥺 - AAA - OOO - PLEASE - ❤❤❤
MINXIE PLEASE ALL THESE AFFECTION, THE GESTURES I AM ROTTING SO HARD ON THEM
JUST.... JUST....
TIGER DOING ALL THAT TO MY SWEET GOAT AND STOIC FAE I AM DYING 😭💕💕💕💕💕💕
I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T MINXIEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'VE SLAIN ME, I AM DED DEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
SNEAKY TIGER COMPLIMENTING AND DRIPPING HONEY ON MY DUMMIES WHEN THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!
I know we discussed this in DMs, but Xeron and Thais will do exactly that to him, too!! Telling Kiran how handsome he is and how happy he makes them in languages he can't understand
The fact they can only rely on the softness and warmth reflected on their beloved's eyes is SO FUCKING ROMANTIC AND PRECIOUS, GIRL YOU REALLY DID KILL ME WITH THIS
LEMME HIT YOU WITH THE UNO REVERSE CARD AND LEMME GIVE YOU SOME LYRICS THAT I CAN VERY MUCH ASSOCIATE WITH FAE AND GOAT IN REGARDS TO KIRAN
" Reel me in with your sweet soul gaze " - Bc they very much love to look into Kiran's amber eyes and how expressive they are
" Caught me off-guard you did when you came in like a rainstorm " - This is so much Thais omg my girl is so confused by love at the start, she was VERY caught off guard
" You dissolve my stone like heart with your endearing smile " - Xeron, definitely. Stoic serious fae couldn't stand a chance against the sunshine tiger
Xeron, suddenly feeling fluttering in his chest when sparring with Kiran and seeing how handsome the boy is all fired up: ...ah, yes... I believe this is what they call a stroke... It was nice knowing you gay awakening gay awakening
I AM GONNA SHOVE SPANISH INTO THAIS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I WILL MAKE HER CALL KIRAN "MI AMOR" "MI CIELO" "MI ÁNGEL" I WILL MAKE HER SING MY FAVORITE SAPPY LOVE SONGS TO HER BELOVED SAFFRON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE NICKNAME THE NICKNAME THE NICKNAME HIM CALLING THEM GOLD, PLEASE MINXIEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM DONE, I AM DEAD, I HAVE BEEN BRUTALLY RIPPED APART WITH THE FLUFFIEST OF SCENARIOS
You and your tiger as so precious, I will grip you and shake you and keep you both safe forever 🥺💖
THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
YOU OUTDID YOUSELF WITH THIS OH MY GOD I AM SO FUCKING ALIVE RIGHT NOW WOW
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JUNO STEEL AND THE LESSON LEARNED (PART TWO)
SOUND: RAIN. TRAIN ARRIVES, CREAKS TO A STOP. DOOR CLANKS OPEN.
CONDUCTOR: Ah, good evening, Traveler. And welcome… to The Penumbra. Take your seat, please, take your seat.
MUSIC: STARTS.
SOUND: DOOR CLANKS SHUT.
The junction lies just ahead, Traveler. If you’ll allow me just a moment.
SOUND: TRAIN WHISTLE.
(CHUCKLES) Well, next stop? Hyperion City.
SOUND: TRAIN MOVING.
Detective Steel entered the Fortezza trying to prevent a murder. But the way this case is going, he might soon be the victim of one. A serial killer from twenty years ago has set her sights on our detective, and if she wins, her murderous curriculum will be renewed.
SOUND: TRAIN BRAKES. DOOR CLANKS OPEN, RAIN.
Our next stop: Juno Steel and the Lesson Learned.
ALL SOUNDS: FADE OUT.
***
MICK: Hey, Jay?
JUNO: Yeah, Mick?
MICK: How come it feels like every time I see you we get trapped in some lunatic’s crazy murder-game?
JUNO: I don’t know, Mick. Just lucky, I guess.
MUSIC: STARTS.
MICK: Yeah. Now that you mention it… I think you might have pretty bad luck, Juno.
JUNO: Me?!
MICK: Yeah! I mean, the Proctor locks us up, gives us both guns, and says we’ll have to shoot each other if she’s gonna give us the antidote to the-the-the whatyacallit, the-the Sundial Toxin?
JUNO: Hourglass Venom.
MICK: Ha, that’s a good one, Jay, but I’m pretty sure it’s Hourglass Venom, like I said.
JUNO: That’s not what you—
SOUND: COMMS BEEP.
PROCTOR (FROM COMMS): That’s enough bickering, Mr. Steel, Mr. Mercury. Now, your test is just down this hall. Onward! Education awaits.
JUNO (NARRATOR): The attic of the Fortezza was a condemned cell block from back in the days when this place was for sealing criminals away – not rewarding them. In a lot of ways it reminded me of my old wedding gown: it was dusty, smelled like a lot of dreams had probably died in it, and pushed off into a dark corner somewhere in hopes that everyone would just forget the damn thing ever happened.
And the worst of it all was the tenant here: the Proctor, a fame-seeking serial murderer who’d just come out of retirement and was making up for lost time. First, she planned to kill Mick and me with Intro to Chemistry, and then in two hours she’d move on to the first candidate for mayor in fifty years who might actually try to make this city a better place.
That guy’s name was Ramses O’Flaherty. And my name’s Juno Steel. I’m a private eye. And right then I was the only thing standing between Ramses and death. And me and death.
MICK: (WHISPERING) Psst! Hey, Jay!
JUNO (NARRATOR): And him and death.
MICK: Jayjay! I just thoughta somethin’!
JUNO (NARRATOR): I was usually the only thing standing between Mick and death.
MUSIC: ENDS.
MICK: This is, like, my moment, isn’t it? I took this job so I could prove that danger is what my life’s missing. And hey, this is very dangerous! That’s pretty lucky, I think.
JUNO: With luck like that, you should start investing in lottery tickets.
MICK: Hey, that’s not a bad—
JUNO: Don’t!
(QUIETLY) Can’t make that joke with him, Steel, he’ll really do it.
MICK: What was that?
JUNO: Alright, so you want to be a P.I. or a special agent or something?
MICK: I-I was thinking more like a superhero, but… I’m willin’ to work my way up.
JUNO: If you want to do this, you gotta be able to analyze your situation. So, they must’ve given you some training before they stuffed you in that uniform – didja pick anything up?
MICK: Uhhh, I don’t know. I wasn’t really paying attention.
JUNO: And, there it is.
MICK: Except… oh, oh!! They showed a map of the Fortezza! And I even memorized it!
JUNO: Wait, seriously? That’s perfect, Mercury!
MICK: You’re tellin’ me! And hold on, now, gears are turnin’, gears are turnin’…
Oh! Sweet shining nebula, Jay, I think my brain mighta just done a clue!
JUNO: We’ll clean that up later. This is great! If you remember how this old cell block is organized you should be able to get us to, I don’t know, a boarded up window or wall or something, and maybe we can break through—
MICK: This floor wasn’t on the map!
JUNO: …What?!
MICK: Yeah! They didn’t tell us anything about these floors during training at all! Heh. Wow, this Proctor really is smart, isn’t she? I mean, I’ve lost a room before, but losing two whole floors? You’d have to be, like, a genius to hide two whole floors from the people who own the building!
JUNO: I knew it wouldn’t be that easy. (SIGHS) I don’t know if that’s a sign of genius, Mick, but it’s definitely a sign of something.
MICK: Like what?
JUNO: Not sure yet. But I’ve got a hunch.
MICK: I mean, I didn’t want to say anything, but you should probably work on your posture, buddy.
JUNO: That’s not– nevermind.
(CALLING) Are we there yet? I’m tired and he keeps bugging me.
PROCTOR: Just one more door, Mr. Steel. That’s it… just ahead…
SOUND: DOOR OPENS.
Your next exam!
SOUND: DOOR CLOSES.
JUNO: Wow, more mannequins!
You shouldn’t have. We moving on to Art 102 now?
PROCTOR: No no, art is behind us. The three lessons you’ll have to pass today are the three Rs: Reasoning, Reading Comprehension, and… well, the last one’s a surprise.
MICK: Sure glad spelling isn’t one of them. I didn’t know surprise started with an R.
JUNO (NARRATOR): The test on Reasoning didn’t look like much. Four mannequins stood in front of us, each with a button on its chest and a tangle of wires snaking into its feet. But there was going to be a trick to it. There had to be.
PROCTOR: The mannequins are only half of the test. Are you ready for the second half?
JUNO: Depends. Is it four more mannequins?
MICK: Jay, that was kinda rude.
PROCTOR: No no, I’m afraid not. Now listen closely, because I’m only going to say this twice:
MICK: Twice?
PROCTOR: Sage, Vladimir, Aisha, and Sponge walked down the road together side-by-side, holding hands. Two wore shirts of red, and two wore shirts of blue; but none would stand next to another wearing the same color shirt.
JUNO: Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.
MICK: Who? What? Who??? What???
JUNO: It’s a puzzle, Mick. A stupid puzzle.
PROCTOR: It’s a very good puzzle. Now be quiet.
(CLEARS THROAT) Aisha, the baker whose shirt was red, held hands with only one other person. Sponge’s shirt was also red. Vladimir held hands with two people, one of whom was a detective; the other was Aisha. Sage could not tolerate anyone holding her right hand. Vladimir was not the murderer.
MICK: Well! That got exciting very quickly!
PROCTOR: Among them were a detective, a baker, a fortuneteller, and a murderer. If you do not find the murderer, they will kill everyone else in line – and they will kill you, too. (CACKLES) So tell me: which of these four mannequins is the murderer?
JUNO: This is what you got famous for? Seriously?
PROCTOR: I know! Very impressive, isn’t it? I’ll give you a tip: in a multiple choice exam, always be certain to eliminate silly answers before—
JUNO: It is not impressive! It’s the kind of thing they give to bored middle schoolers when the radiation storms are too bad to go outside for recess!
PROCTOR: So if you can’t solve it, detective, what does that make you?
JUNO: Too busy for this stupid—
MICK: Hey, wait a second, wait a second. You said you’d say all that twice, right? Can you say it again?
JUNO: You’re not really buying into this.
MICK: You said bored middle schoolers did these! And, well! I was a bored middle schooler for nearly five years!
JUNO: Mick, you repeated those grades ‘cause you never went to school.
MICK: Come on, Jay. I really need this. Please?
JUNO: Fine… fine, listen to the dumb puzzle again.
PROCTOR: (CLEARS THROAT) Sage, Vladimir, Aisha, and Sponge walked down the road together side-by-side, holding hands. Two…
JUNO (NARRATOR): While our host gave Mick the rerun of her stupid puzzle, I took this opportunity to investigate my feelings about the last few hours.
Stupid goddamn waste of time puzzles! What am I, some kinda—
MICK: Shh, Jay! I’m tryin’ to listen!
JUNO: Hmph.
PROCTOR: …Vladimir was not the murderer. There. Your last reading. Think carefully – and be sure to check your answers.
JUNO (NARRATOR): It wasn’t an easy puzzle, sure, but it was pretty typical crime scene investigation. Gather the clues, listen to the witnesses, rebuild the past. Hell, this was easier: these witnesses couldn’t even lie to you.
If Mick could solve this… maybe he had a point. Maybe danger was the missing ingredient in the Mick Mercury cocktail.
MICK: Hmm. I see.
JUNO: You… do?
MICK: I thought about it real hard. And my answer is… we press all the buttons at the same time.
JUNO (NARRATOR): Or… not.
PROCTOR: A very… interesting approach.
JUNO: Mick, seriously?
MICK: Yeah! I mean, I thought about the whole puzzle thing, but then I decided it was probably just a red herring. ‘Cause look at them all! They’re so weird and creepy! And I swear a second ago, I saw them all twitch or something, real murrrrderer stuff, so we gotta—
JUNO: They didn’t move, Mick. And the murderer is Sage, on the far right.
MICK: Well, I mean, yeah, that’s the obvious answer.
JUNO: Oh, yeah? Why’s that?
MICK: Because… uh…
(NERVOUS LAUGHING) I-I mean I-I don’t think I gotta waste both our– our time, tryin’ to talk through things we both already know, Jay—
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS.
JUNO: Mick, where the hell are you going?
MICK: C-c-c-y-y-y… I-I… ‘cause– like, d-don’t you feel p-p-poisoned? Definitely feel poisoned, Jay; at– at least a little poisoned? So, I’ll just press this here button, and—
JUNO: Damn it, Mercury! That’s the wrong button!
SOUND: RUNNING FOOTSTEPS. THUD.
MICK: What gives?! You said far right! I was goin’ for the far right!
JUNO: You were going for our right, Mick. You need to go for their right.
MICK: No, I mea– I mean—! Well that’s just—!
(SIGHS) Yeah. Yeah okay, that’s reasonable.
SOUND: BUTTON CLICKS. CONGRATULATORY JINGLE PLAYS.
PROCTOR: Excellent job, Mr. Steel! You’ve passed your Reasoning exam with flying colors!
SOUND: HINGE CREAKS OPEN.
JUNO (NARRATOR): Above us opened another trap door, and, another ladder fell out. The top floor. Finally. And with an hour to spare.
MICK: Whew! So, uh, good thing we made it through that one, huh… Juno?
…Jayjay?
JUNO: Give me your gun, Mercury.
MICK: …What?
JUNO: The gun the Proctor gave you. Give it to me.
MICK: But Jay – I’d never shoot you, you know that—
JUNO: You’d never shoot me on purpose, sure. But whatever the hell is up there for the Reading Comprehension test? Some monster made of goddamn books or something? You’re gonna aim for its table of contents and shoot me straight through the epilogue.
MICK: But Jay, we always got into trouble and it was always fine—
JUNO: Yeah, when we were kids. You’re forty, Mick. You’re not a kid anymore! You’re a screw-up, and this stupid danger idea of yours is going to get me killed. Now give me your gun.
MICK: I’m a… screw up?
JUNO: Don’t. You say it about yourself all the time.
MICK: Yeah, but… it’s different hearing it from, uh… Alright.
SOUND: FABRIC RUSTLING.
Here’s the gun.
JUNO: Thanks. Now let’s go.
SOUND: ROPES CREAKING.
JUNO (NARRATOR): I didn’t mean to snap at Mick like that.
Well actually I did mean to, but I felt bad about it, at least. And that's gotta be worth something, right?
Anyway, I didn’t have time to let my conscience have the floor. I could already feel the Hourglass Venom working through me – I could feel my head bloat and stomach throb. It would kill me soon. And just a few minutes after that, it’d kill Ramses.
MICK: (COUGHING) Ah, jeez buddy, I… really don’t feel so good.
JUNO: Yeah, a fatal dose of poison’ll do that to you. (COUGHS)
MICK: I guess in some ways we’re lucky, though. Back in the day I remember her tests were all over the news, and they were so…
There was that guy she killed with a geometry test… I’ve never seen someone’s legs go at that angle before. Or the Phys Ed case: the lady she made run so hard she wore holes in her feet. Or, the worst of all… Home Economics. What makes a person do all that, Jay?
JUNO: Who the hell knows, Mick. It’s not my job to psychoanalyze the killers. I just lock ‘em up.
PROCTOR: Then allow me, detective: raw creative genius. The greatest minds in the world are overtaken with it – the need to build, to create. When one is as skilled as I am, it simply… overtakes you. I am but a slave to the Muse within me.
MICK: But… that doesn’t make any sense.
JUNO: Mick, stop humoring her already.
MICK: No, but it doesn’t make any sense! If she’s got this creative bug or whatever, why should she wait twenty years—
PROCTOR: The Muse cannot be tamed!
(CHUCKLES) > Those old murders were excellent, of course. Nobody’s ever thought of all the applications for a protractor that I have. But genius, like wine, only improves with age.
JUNO: Unless the container’s as cracked up as you are. Then it turns into vinegar.
PROCTOR: I am not vinegar! You’ll see. This is a new era for the Proctor. My second creative career begins with you. And it will be even greater than the first. Go. The Reading Comprehension test is just through that door.
SOUND: DOOR OPENS.
MICK: (YELPS)
JUNO: …Wait, seriously?
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS.
PROCTOR: Deadly seriously, of course! (CACKLES)
JUNO: It’s just… sixteen more mannequins.
PROCTOR: Just sixteen mannequins, he says! Hasn’t anyone ever taught you to read the directions first?
MICK: Hey, Jay! There’s a paper on this table that says “Reading Exam Directions!”
JUNO: Don’t—! Touch it.
SOUND: PAPER FLIPPING.
“Davis, Major, Anya, Jean, Cobweb, Hephaestus, nine of their friends, and Sponge were walking down a road side-by-side, holding hands—” (GIGGLING)
MICK: I mean, Jay, that is a pretty wide road, but I don’t see what’s so funny—
JUNO: This is the best you’ve got, Proctor? Seriously? Twenty years to think something up and you start writing crossword puzzles?
PROCTOR: They are not crossword puzzles! They are works of logical genius, designed to test your…
JUNO: Ha!
PROCTOR: Stop laughing!
JUNO: HA!
MICK: Heyyy, uh, Jayjay, maybe don’t piss off the killer lady so much—
JUNO: No, come on, Mercury, this puzzle is hilarious. Listen to this: “Thompson had a deadly nut allergy, but none of them knew Anya very well. Major often confused Sponge with one of their friends in a yellow shirt; Cobweb was known to fingerpaint with peanut butter”—? (COUGHING)
PROCTOR: The test you’re laughing at is going to kill you, do you understand? And then who will be laughing? Time’s up! I will! D Minus!
MICK: If you’re laughing, you must have a plan, right? You know the solution to the puzzle?
JUNO: (COUGHING) ‘Course I do. Same as the solution to every test I ever passed in school.
MICK: Study hard? Apply yourself?
JUNO: No. Cheat.
SOUND: ELECTRONIC POWERING-UP BEEPS.
JUNO (NARRATOR): I should’ve thought of it hours before. Getting rid of headaches is the point of technology, isn’t it? Or maybe that’s aspirin. Aspirin’s a kind of technology. Shut up, Steel. The point is, the Theia Spectrum had a filter for detecting electromagnetic frequencies.
THEIA: Now detecting electromagnetic frequencies.
JUNO (NARRATOR): Like that. The cables coming out of the mannequins’ feet had to be hooked up to all the other junk in here, didn’t they? All I had to do was track whichever mannequin had the cable that went back to the door and not… whatever the hell they were gonna do to us. It was hard to see through that rat’s nest, though… and even harder with all the shouting in my ear.
MICK: (COUGHING) Oh, Juno! The mannequins, they’re—
JUNO: Not now, Mercury.
MICK: But it’s just like downstairs, I’m trying to tell you that—
JUNO: You said you wanted to help, right? Well, y’know how you can help me now? By shutting up, staying still, and letting the goddamn professional do his job!
MICK: (WORRIED GROAN)
JUNO (NARRATOR): I found it in seconds: the mannequin three in from the left had a thick coil of wire extending from its feet, through the floor, and toward the door on the room’s far side. The other mannequins weren’t hooked up to any traps I could see – just a little glowing box on each of their chests.
When I thought about it later, I realized those were wireless transmitters. And when I thought about it later, I realized I probably shouldn’t have interrupted Mick, too.
MICK: Jay—
JUNO: It’s that one. Come on, let’s press the button and get the hell out of here.
MICK: I don’t know if you should get so close, Jay; I swear I saw ‘em move and—
SOUND: BUTTON CLICKS. CONGRATULATORY JINGLE PLAYS.
JUNO: There, see? Button’s hooked up straight to the door, now it’s open. Let’s– gahhh!
SOUND: WOODEN RATTLING & CLANKING.
MICK: Jay! The mannequins are moving!
JUNO: I can see that! This one’s got my arm!
MICK: And that one got your other arm!
JUNO: Gee, I had no idea!
PROCTOR: I educate you… I craft these tests for you with my own blood, sweat, and mannequins… and this is how you show your appreciation? You cheat?!
JUNO: Watch it, buddy, you’re gonna pull my damn arm off— ahhhh!
MICK: Oh, no, no, no! Don’t come any closer…
SOUND: RATTLING GETS LOUDER.
PROCTOR: Well, I suppose the last test will have to be cancelled. And too bad: I had an excellent plan for your ‘rithmetic exam.
JUNO: That doesn’t even start with an R, you has-been! AH!
PROCTOR: Perhaps not. But here’s another R for you: Recess!
MICK: Recess? Hey, that sounds kinda nice…
Wow, those things are movin’ quick!
PROCTOR: At Recess, all rules are suspended. Good luck, Mr. Steel and Mr. Mercury. Your classmates play rough.
SOUND: CACOPHONY OF WOODEN CLUNKS & BANGS.
MICK: Jay, what do we do?
JUNO: Personally, I think I say bye-bye to my arm, because it feels like Pinocchio over here’s gonna pull it out of its socket.
MICK: Seriously! Oww!
That one almost got me! I’d fend ‘em off for you, but you took my gun and—
JUNO: Yeah, yeah, don’t remind me! Just get the hell out of here, Mercury! I opened the door, you go without me. Maybe you can find the antidote on your own.
MICK: I’m not just gonna leave you!
JUNO: You’d better! Augh! The only thing I want less than for this wood shop project to rip me in two is to watch it rip you in two first!
MICK: But I can’t— oww!
JUNO: Just go before one of those things gets you!
MICK: I said I wasn’t gonna leave you!
JUNO (NARRATOR): And so in came Mick Mercury to the rescue, fists flying.
MICK: (YELLING)
JUNO (NARRATOR): And sure, it wasn’t exactly elegant—
MICK: Ow, ow, ow, ow, that smarts—!
JUNO (NARRATOR): —but it got the job done.
MICK: Hey, I got ‘em!
JUNO (NARRATOR): And there goes number two.
MICK: The other ones are getting closer!
JUNO: Make for the door, quickly!
SOUND: CLANKING NOISES FADE. PANTING, GASPING. DOOR CLOSES.
MICK: (COUGHING) That was a great idea, Jay… good on ya, closin’ that door behind us.
JUNO: Close it? I didn’t close it. I thought you did.
PROCTOR: Aaaaaaand locked!
SOUND: LOUD SNAP.
Did you really think I’d have remote controls on my mannequins and not on the doors, Mr. Steel? You underestimate my genius.
JUNO: To be honest, Proctor, I haven’t seen any evidence of it yet.
PROCTOR: Of course you have! I have accounted for every possibility! You have been outsmarted at every turn!
JUNO: (COUGHS) Funny. I remember us outsmarting you, twice so far.
PROCTOR: That’s—!
But you still haven’t passed the biggest test of all, have you? It is wise to save the most difficult questions for last, but… your hourglass is running low. Only ten minutes remain before the venom claims you, and only fifteen before I claim Ramses O’Flaherty. But you still have one test to pass: Arithmetic.
JUNO: Still doesn’t start with an R.
PROCTOR: The equation is simple, and I’m afraid I won’t be able to give you any hints on this one. You will find it written over the doorway you must pass through. And you will find the window you seek on its other side.
JUNO: What about the damn antidote?
PROCTOR: Oh, if you solve this test, Mr. Steel, you will certainly have found the antidote. Though I must say that’s a big “if.” Good luck.
SOUND: COMMS BEEP.
JUNO: Alright… alright, let’s do this stupid puzzle. I think I can feel my lungs curdling.
MICK: Uh… Jay? Did you look at this equation yet? ‘Cause… I’m a liiiittle worried.
JUNO (NARRATOR): I looked.
JUNO: Oh, god damn it.
JUNO (NARRATOR): And this was what the Proctor wanted us to solve:
A stick figure, minus a skull and crossbones, equals a picture of an open door.
MICK: Is that algebra? I was never any good at algebra.
JUNO: The door will only open when we’re not poisoned anymore.
MICK: Hey, that’s alright! How do we do that?
JUNO: I have no idea.
MICK: That’s… less good.
JUNO: Either that, or, the door will only open for someone who isn’t poisoned…
And we know one way to get the antidote.
MICK: Jay, come on, don’t…
JUNO: Here. Take this gun. I never should’ve taken it from you. Just shoot me and get it over with.
MICK: I mean, come on. This isn’t funny.
JUNO: Usually I’m very funny, Mick. Just not trying right now.
MICK: I’m not gonna shoot you.
JUNO: You should.
MICK: Well, whether or not I should, I’m not, alright? You shoot me.
JUNO: No.
MICK: Why not?
JUNO: That’s a stupid question and you know it. I know you’ve got your dumb danger thing or whatever, but it’s a fantasy, and this is real. Just take the damn gun already.
MICK: My whole point was that I didn’t like my life the way it was, alright? I’m not gonna like it any better if I gotta think about shooting you all the time, okay?
JUNO: Hmph.
MICK: Look. We’ve still got ten minutes for this to turn out okay. Okay?
(COUGHS) Anything can happen in ten minutes, Jay. Anything.
JUNO (NARRATOR): Or, nothing can happen in ten minutes. We spent our time kicking the door, coughing, searching the walls for a secret passage, coughing, scanning the room with the Theia Spectrum, and coughing. But that was it. No way through, no secret passage, no hidden antidote: the room was bare. Mick and I were the only things in it.
Oh wait – I think at one point, Mick might’ve puked in the corner. But besides that, there was nothing in the room but us.
SOUND: COUGHING, PANTING.
MICK: How much more time we got?
JUNO: Two minutes.
MICK: That long? (PANTS) Agh, this hurts.
JUNO: (GASPING) So whaddya think, Mercury? Is this how you expected to die? Yukking it up and wishing you’d killed Juno Steel?
MICK: Kinda, yeah.
JUNO & MICK: (LAUGH-COUGHING) Ow, ow, ow!
JUNO: So it turns out this job wasn’t just the biggest mistake of your life, Mick: it was the last one, too.
MICK: Hey, don’t count me out yet. I still got a minute and a hal– agh! Ah-ahhh—!
JUNO: Mick? Mick!
MICK: No, no, I’m alright, I’m alright. (COUGHS) Hey, Jay… why d’you think she goes through all this, just to kill people? I mean… if she wanted to just poison us and lock us in a room, she coulda done it at two minutes in. Hell, she didn’t even need to wait for you – she coulda poisoned me while I was napping in the closet. So… why? Why would you do all that?
JUNO: That’s… that’s a good question, actually.
Well, I mean, based on what was riling her up earlier, she probably just wants to prove she's smarter than us?
MICK: What? But she’s a genius! Why’s she gotta prove it?
JUNO: Being smart and feeling smart are different things, Mick.
MICK: I guess so. I just can’t believe… she cheated us, after all that.
JUNO: Cheated us?
MICK: Yeah. I mean, I thought her whole thing was that her victims can technically make it through her tests alive, right? How’s it prove she’s so smart if she just poisons us and locks us in a room? It doesn’t seem fair.
JUNO: No… it doesn’t.
Actually, now that you mention it, it’s not fair at all.
MICK: I mean, yeah, I’m upset about it too, Jay, but I don’t know how much complaining’s gonna do right now—
JUNO: And it doesn’t prove a damn thing, does it? If one of us has to die, she hasn’t proven she’s smarter than us. It doesn’t make sense.
Mick, I’m about to do something really stupid.
MICK: Yeah? Mind if I join you?
JUNO: Kinda. Just promise me something, alright? If this goes bad – and, trust me, it’s probably gonna go bad – promise you’ll try the door? One last time?
MICK: How come I get the feeling this isn’t gonna be the fun kind of stupid, Juno?
JUNO (NARRATOR): Mick got that feeling for a good reason. Because the man was a disaster, and a mess, and a klutz, and a… well, you get the idea. But here’s one thing he wasn’t, not really: an idiot.
So I took the pistol the Proctor had given me, and I pointed it right in between my eyes.
SOUND: GUN COCKING.
MICK: Jay! What’re you doing?!
JUNO: Later, Mick. See you on the other side.
MICK: Put down that gun!
SOUND: GUNSHOT.
Juno!
SOUND: THUMP.
Augh, Jay! Jayjay! Don’t leave me here, buddy, come back! You can’t just shoot yourself and leave me—!
JUNO: The other side of that doorway!
SOUND: GUNSHOT.
MICK: Owww! That smarts!
JUNO: Damn right it does. That’s what happens when you load your antidote into the barrel of a revolver, Mercury: you get all the fun of a shot with none of the cartoon band-aids.
MICK: But– hey, I-I feel better! The poison’s all gone! You did it, Jay! We made it! But how—?
SOUND: COMMS BEEP.
PROCTOR (FROM COMMS): Well done, Mr. Steel. Now, as promised: the door.
SOUND: DOOR OPENS.
Come along, I’m waiting for you.
JUNO: I’ll tell you while we run. Got a mayor to save.
SOUND: RUNNING FOOTSTEPS.
Honestly, Mick, you figured it out before I did. The answer’s all in the motive. Why does the Proctor kill the way she does?
MICK: To prove she’s smart, you said.
JUNO: Exactly. And it doesn’t count as proving she’s smart unless there’s a way we could have figured it out. She said that if we made it through her tests, we’d be cured – which we assumed meant she’d give us the antidote, but she never told us we didn’t have it already.
MICK: But… she told us to shoot each other!
JUNO: And because I’m your friend and you’re a moron, she knew we’d never do it.
(PANTING) So if we had to have access to the antidote somewhere, and there were no hidden compartments or anything in that room—
MICK: That means she had to have given us the antidote ahead of time! Wow, Jay. You’re really good at this, huh?
JUNO: I get by. Barely. And usually with a broken leg or three.
SOUND: DOOR OPENS.
This must be the room.
SOUND: WIND.
MICK: And that must be the window you were looking for, right?
JUNO: Looks like it, but… where the hell is the Proctor?
JUNO (NARRATOR): Through the window I could see the Fortezza courtyard below: the crowd of people shuffling into their seats and Ramses O’Flaherty shuffling his papers at the podium. I checked my watch. 11:55. Only five minutes until the Proctor took out Ramses… and I had no idea where the hell she was.
PROCTOR: (LAUGHING) You’ve done very well to make it this far, Mr. Steel, Mr. Mercury. Better than expected, I will admit. But this is the end of the line. Welcome to your Final Exam.
JUNO: Where the hell are you?! Damn it, you really did lie to us!
PROCTOR: I didn’t lie to you. I said I was waiting for you, and I was… just not in the Fortezza. When taking an exam, always remember to mark up the questions – that’s how they get you.
JUNO: Where are you?
PROCTOR: I’m afraid that is the sole question on your exam, Mr. Steel. Question one: where is the genius murderer? (LAUGHS) On the windowsill in front of you lies a long-range laser rifle. Enough to kill me, certainly… if you can find me. (CACKLING)
MICK: A rifle? So do you think… she’s somewhere down there, Jay?
JUNO: Maybe, yeah, she’s got to be.
SOUND: MECHANICAL CLICKS.
But… the rifle doesn’t have a stun setting! I can’t kill random people in the crowd!
MICK: You’ll get it, Jay. I know you’ll get it! You’re a sharpshooter! The sharpest there is!
JUNO: Mick…!
MICK: So you better watch yourself, Proctor! He’s the best sniper in this city! They call him One Eyeball Steel!
JUNO: Mick, nobody calls me that—
MICK: One-Ball Steel, then!
JUNO: Nope, nope, went the wrong way on that one.
PROCTOR: Only three minutes left, Mr. Steel. Your answer, please. (LAUGHS) All the best tests instruct just as much as they measure, you know. I wonder what you’ve learned from this one?
JUNO (NARRATOR): That was a good question. In fact, it might’ve been the first good question the Proctor had asked all day.
So what had I learned from this test? The Proctor was working with someone, that was for sure. Even a genius couldn’t manage to smuggle in all of those weapons and mannequins without some serious help. I’d learned that she had confidence issues, too – that whoever had hired her had probably pulled on that, told her that she’d never be able to pull off what she did twenty years ago. Which meant whatever the answer was to this exam, it had to be perfect. It had to be flawless.
JUNO: …Flawless.
PROCTOR: And don’t I know it.
JUNO: It’s got to be flawless. That means the diorama down there has to be completely accurate!
MICK: But you told me the diorama said the laser must have come through this window.
JUNO: Straight from here to the podium, Mercury – but it never said which direction.
MICK: She’s hiding inside the podium?!
PROCTOR: Time’s up, Mr. Steel. You have five seconds to answer.
JUNO (NARRATOR): There was no time, and another problem to deal with: in order to shoot a laser from here to the Proctor, I’d have to send it through Ramses O’Flaherty’s head. So I fired a shot to break the window—
SOUND: GUNSHOT. SHATTERING GLASS.
—and I gave the best warning I could.
SOUND: RAIN.
JUNO: (CALLING) Ramses! Duck!
JUNO (NARRATOR): And either it was my first stroke of luck for the day or the old man had a hell of a reaction time, because he was down on the ground before I was finished shouting his name.
THEIA: Target locked.
SOUND: GUNSHOT.
PROCTOR: (GASPS)
MICK: Did it work? Did it work??
SOUND: DISTANT SCREAMS. STATIC CRACKLING.
JUNO: I… guess so.
PROCTOR: (COUGHING) Very well done, Mr. Steel. Perhaps I… finally did meet my intellectual match.
JUNO: Alright, at the start of this whole mess you said you’d tell me who you’re working for if I passed all your tests. Well, I passed ‘em; start talking.
PROCTOR: I suppose I must… I haven’t much time left…
You want to know who hired me to kill Ramses O’Flaherty? It was his worst enemy, of course.
JUNO: Oh, come on! No more tests, no more riddles. I won.
PROCTOR: Education… is its own reward. Now, here's your final question.
(COUGHS) In order to find Ramses’s enemy, you must go home again.
JUNO: Home?! How the hell do you know where I live?
PROCTOR: A frozen place, this home… a land the past, of heroes, of justice… a place further than the inky blackness of space, yet as close as the heart of every child… Home, Mr. Steel. You’ll find Ramses’s enemy, if you just go home.
JUNO: Damn it, stop babbling and give me a straight answer!
PROCTOR: You’ll never solve this. I can hear it in your voice! You’ve lost! I’ve won!
JUNO: Don’t die on me! I’m talking to you!
PROCTOR: I’m the smartest! I’ve beaten you! I could beat… anybody… (PANTING)
SOUND: STATIC FADES.
***
JUNO (NARRATOR): Ramses barked a few orders and the cops were off with their tails between their legs looking for a way to get us down through the Fortezza window. In the meantime, Mick and I celebrated. As well as you can celebrate in the dusty old attic of the person you just killed, anyway.
SOUND: HEAVY RAIN.
MICK: So… we made it! That’s somethin’, right?
JUNO: Sure, Mick. It’s really somethin’.
MICK: Got a little hairy there for a few minutes, but I always knew we’d make it through! Or, at least, I often thought we would. Sometimes, suspected. (CHUCKLES)
Hey… what do you think that riddle she said at the end meant? It sounded pretty tricky to me.
JUNO: I don’t know, Mick. But, if it’s all the same to you, I don’t really want to think about the Proctor right now.
MICK: I get it, I get it.
I-I just don’t understand, Jay. She was so smart. She made all those crazy traps and stuff while she was locked in a prison cell. And even if she did have help, she had to build all that so quickly, and so secretly… she must’ve been one of the smartest people on Mars.
So, why’d she have to prove that she was smart all the time? Why’d she have to kill people to do it?
JUNO: I don’t know, Mick. Why’s anybody hurt anybody?
MICK: I guess so. …I’m sorry.
JUNO: For what?
MICK: I don’t know. I just felt like one of us had to apologize, and you weren’t gonna do it.
JUNO: Yeah, that makes sense.
But look… Mick, maybe I should apologize. I gave you a lot of crap about your stupid danger theory, but… you were right. We made it out. Again.
(SIGHS) I wish you’d do something else, but who the hell knows? Maybe you’re onto something.
MICK: Wait, seriously? What are you, stupid?
JUNO: What?
MICK: Taking this job was one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done, Jay! I didn’t make it out ‘cause I’m lucky, or I’m good at dealing with danger. I made it out ‘cause you bailed me out. I’d be chalk dust without you!
JUNO: That’s… probably true.
And surprisingly responsible.
MICK: I don’t know why nothing ever works out for me, but you were right. I don’t think getting in danger all the time’s the answer either.
Maybe it doesn’t really matter anymore. I mean… I’m just gonna make myself miserable if I’m always trying to be the guy I used to be. So I guess the hard part… the hard part is, figuring out who the hell I am now? …Does that sound right?
JUNO: You could always just stay so busy that you don’t have time to think about it. That’s usually what I do.
But, for what it’s worth, Mercury, I think when you finally figure out who you are… you’re gonna make an impact.
MICK: Aw, Jay, that’s the nicest—
JUNO: Only question is whether the impact is the galactic-peace kind or the gigantic-smoking-crater kind. Could really go either way.
MICK: …Oh. That still might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
JUNO: You’re welcome.
JUNO (NARRATOR): The cops got us down a few minutes later. I told Mick to go home and then waited on the edge of the crowd while Ramses talked down the reporters.
But I couldn’t stop thinking about the Proctor. About the sound she’d made on her last breath. It wasn’t that I thought I shouldn’tve killed her; I-I was… just a little shaken, I guess.
Because, if real evil exists, then the Proctor – a woman who killed twenty people without remorse – was it. But that means sometimes evil is just someone trying to prove to the world that they’re worth something. Or just prove it to themselves, maybe.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING.
RAMSES: Juno. You cut it a little close at the end there, but over all… nice work. Come on. I’ll give you a ride home.
JUNO: Home…
This isn’t over yet, Ramses.
RAMSES: Hmm?
JUNO: The Proctor said she’d been hired by someone to kill you. Your worst enemy, she said, and whoever they are, I don’t think they’re gonna let up.
RAMSES: Did she, now. Well. I suppose that’s what I have you for.
JUNO: Ramses, I don’t know—
RAMSES: What else did the Proctor say to you?
JUNO: It was some kind of riddle, I guess, I– couldn’t make any sense of it. Something about going home, a place of heroes, as distant as the stars and close as kids’ hearts…?
RAMSES: (CHUCKLING, THEN FULL-ON HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER)
MUSIC: STARTS.
JUNO: What? …What’s so funny?
RAMSES: An interesting place to strike. I’m surprised I hadn’t thought of it sooner.
JUNO: You know the answer to the riddle?
RAMSES: I do, in fact.
SOUND: CAR PULLS UP.
My limo will bring you home. On second thought, I don’t think I’ll be coming with you. I have some calls to make.
JUNO: But Ramses—
RAMSES: Tomorrow morning, I think… no, no, I’ll send a car for you again tomorrow night. Rest up until then.
JUNO: Ramses, listen to me, damn it! Where the hell is she trying to send us? All this stupid stuff about my home?
RAMSES: (CHUCKLES) Oh, Juno. When she said ‘home,’ she didn’t mean yours. She meant mine.
SOUND: KNOCKING.
Bring him home, please.
JUNO: Ramses, you can’t start talking nonsense, too.
RAMSES: All in good time, my friend. Rest up. Tomorrow night… adventure awaits.
SOUND: CAR DOOR SLAMS.
JUNO (NARRATOR): I watched him as the car pulled away – Ramses O’Flaherty, who hadn’t even existed thirty years ago, who had a good shot at being the next mayor of Hyperion City. Ramses O’Flaherty: the man who was all future and no past.
There was something appealing about that, I’ll admit. The thought that you could just shed your old self like an old skin and become someone new. Someone important. Someone like Ramses O’Flaherty.
So turn your back on the past, Steel. Tie yourself to the man of the future… and hope that what’s ahead is better than what you left behind.
MUSIC: ENDS.
***
SOUND: TRAIN MOVING, MUSIC.
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ALL SOUNDS: FADE OUT.
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Chapter 8
April 13th, 2017. 4:57 PM.
As the elevator door opened, the five teenagers inside were surprised to find the hallway where they’d left their unconscious friend to be completely empty. Frustrated, Damian tightened his grip on the hilt of his sheathed katana. Raven placed a gentle hand on his back, feeling the anger in him rise.
“What were we thinking… of COURSE he was going to wake up. We just left him here in the middle of the hall like it was no big deal. Now where could he be?” Damian slammed his fist into the wall, the thud echoing through the empty corridor. “I should have known better… I should have already restrained him!”
“Damian, you’ve got to calm yourself,” Raven’s hushed voice slid into Damian’s ear as she whispered, being cautious not to alert Garfield to their presence. “Getting angry right now is only going to make things worse. Clear your mind…”
“… Find your peace. I know…” Damian shut his eyes for a moment, taking in several cleansing breaths. “I’m trying to do better.”
“I know you are,” Raven’s hand lighted onto Damian’s chest, and his heart rate immediately slowed. “Give it time, you’re already improving. But for now, we need to focus on finding Beast Boy. Tara, any luck contacting Jaime?”
“Nah, nothing yet,” Terra replied, still fiddling with her communicator. “Y'know, this would probably be easier if we just all gave each other our phone numbers.”
“Well, not all of us have phones,” Jonathan said quietly as he floated past Tara. “I still have to borrow Ms. Kori’s tablet every time I wanna call my dad.”
“Focus, Titans,” Damian growled. “The sooner we find Gar, the better. Let’s split up and start searching the Tower. Raven, you and Tara start at the foyer and work your way up. Superboy and I will go to the top and try to find Starfire. Be careful.”
“Stay safe, you two,” Raven replied, squeezing Damian’s hand. Their eyes locked for a moment before Raven and Tara took to the second elevator.
“You said your brother was on his way, right?” Jonathan asked as the elevator door closed before him and Damian. “Do you think that’ll be enough? I mean… don’t get me wrong, your brother is tough and all, but…”
“I know what you mean. And no, Grayson is definitely not enough,” Damian answered grimly. “If he were coming alone, he’d probably get himself killed. That’s why I had him bring his fiancée, and why I had him contact your father.”
“Wait, what??” Jonathan’s eyes widened at this information. “You had him call my dad!? Geez, Dame, do you really think this is that big of a deal??”
“The first time I fought one of these demons, the host body had no powers,” Damian began to explain, turning to face his teammate. “By the end of it, I had to blow up the Batwing on them to take them out. These things are dangerous… and now one has control of a metahuman capable of taking on the form of any animal he’s ever encountered. Who knows what he’ll be capable of?”
“Yeesh… I guess I hadn’t thoughta that…” Jonathan rubbed his neck nervously. “… Man, I hope Gar is gonna be alright…”
The elevator doors opened to the roof, where a figure stood in the doorway. Damian, not one to take chances, leapt into action immediately, cracking his foot into the face of the shadow before them.
Damian landed just in time to see Dick Grayson crumple to the floor.
“Agh!! Christ, Damian…!” Dick shouted, rubbing his jaw. “It’s just us!” Barbara rushed to Dick’s side, and she and Damian helped him to his feet.
“Sorry, Richard,” Robin apologized quickly as Dick stumbled finding his footing. “We’re all pretty on-edge right now, as you can imagine…” As the boy explained himself, a mighty wind blew across the rooftop, and a blur of red and blue swooped overhead, revealing a familiar red-and-blue clad man floating above the four heroes.
“DAD!!” Jon shouted as he rocketed up to meet his father in the sky. Superman quickly wrapped his arms around the boy, holding him tight. “Dad, it’s gotten crazy here!! Beast Boy turned into a werewolf, and there are demons, and we had to split up, and–”
“Jon! Jon, it’s alright now, take a deep breath! I’m right here, pal,” Clark spoke in a calm, reassuring tone as he stroked his son’s hair. “Everything’s gonna be okay, buddy. But we need you to be ready to fight. I know Garfield is your friend, but you have to be ready to give it all you got. Can ya do that?”
Jon shook his head, and looked into his father’s eyes, his brow furrowed. “Yes, sir.”
“So what’s up with you and Robin?”
Raven stopped dead in her tracks, turning to look at Tara with a very confused look.
“Tara… is now really the time to be asking this?”
“Well come on,” Markov continued, “you two are always hanging around each other, you’re always the first to make sure he’s okay, HE’s always the first to make sure YOU’re okay, and you read together. You READ together. Nobody does that!!”
“Damian and I have similar past experiences, so we just sort of… wait. What do you mean, ‘nobody does that’??”
“I mean, nobody does that. How do you do the… the pacing???”
Raven shook her head. “We literally read it together. It’s a mental thing. We read different characters, and we take turns with the narrative… I’ve done it with everyone on the team.”
Tara crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow. “Well, clearly not EVERYONE.”
Raven let out a quiet giggle. “Well, once all this is over, you and I should sit down together and–”
That moment, there came a loud crash from within the walls, and all the lights went out. The power to the whole Tower had been cut. Tara instinctively clutched tightly to Raven’s cloak in the pitch black of the corridor.
“… and we can read something together. What do you like to read?”
“Uhh…” Tara thought hard for a moment. “… I like Lewis. Like, Narnia? That guy? He’s good.”
“Oh, yeah! He’s a wonderful writer!” Raven replied excitedly. “Have you ever read The Screwtape Letters?”
“No, but I do have a copy,” Tara replied. “I’ve been meaning to check it out. But like, who even taught you to read like that?”
As if on cue, a bright flash of green broke through the black that surrounded the girls. When they turned to look to the source, they both smiled.
“Actually, I did that,” Starfire said calmly. “On Tamaran, it is customary to share your favorite tales with your children or younger comrades as such.”
“Kori!” Raven let out a sigh of relief as she walked over to her teacher’s side. “Thank Azar you’re here! I’m not sure we can handle this on our own…”
“Don’t worry, little sister,” Kori put her free hand on Raven’s shoulder and smiled. “We’re going to make sure Garfield is okay. Damian’s brother Dick is here, and even Jon’s father Superman came along. We’re gonna take care of everything.”
As Jaime walked through the Hall of Justice, he kept his eyes to the floor. Never had he been this nervous in his life; sure, it was scary facing down all those creeps that came after Raven, but this was the Justice League. THE Justice League. They’re like the superhero Hall of Fame, that’s pretty intimidating for a kid.
Victor kept his hand on Jaime’s shoulder, and guided him through the building, until they came to an elevator in the very back, which took them deep down into what appeared to be some kind of sub-level laboratory. As the two stepped out of the elevator, Jaime froze. There, standing before the enormous computer display, was the Batman.
“Hey, Bats,” Vic called, “I got somebody here who wants to talk to you. He’s got… questions.”
The constant clicking of keys on the keyboard stopped, and the imposing figure turned to face the two. He looked first to Victor, then down to Jaime. He let out a low hmph in acknowledgment, then turned and pressed a few more keys, and the display went dim.
Victor placed a few pats on Jaime’s shoulder. “Just relax. As long as you don’t piss him off, you got nothin’ to worry about.” Jaime nodded as Vic left the room.
“So…” Batman said, his voice a low growl in his chest. “Jaime Reyes. That’s your name right?”
“Uh, y-yes,” Jaime stuttered, standing up straighter. This was actually happening right now. He was talking to Batman. Batman.
The caped figure crossed his arms and leaned up against the computer console. “I’ve heard a lot about you from Damian… he says you’re a valuable teammate. Which is impressive, considering he’s never even said that about me.”
Jaime couldn’t help but raise his eyebrows. “R… really? He said that? Uh, th-umm, thank you.”
The two stood in silence for a moment. Then, the Batman reached up, and slowly pulled the cowl off of his head. Jaime stood blinking at his face for a few seconds. Wow… Damian looks just like him.
“So… he’s really your kid, huh? That’s…”
The man smiled. “It’s big. I know,” he said, walking forward and placing a hand on Jaime’s shoulder. “I’m sure you have a lot of questions.”
“Yeah, I do. I mean…” Jaime rubbed his eyes and shook his head. He had so many questions, where on earth was he supposed to begin. So, after searching his whole brain, he came up with “… who was his mom?”
Bruce cocked a brow as he let out a small chuckle. “Well! Straight to the point, aren’t you?” Jaime rubbed his neck nervously, turning a bright shade of red. Bruce crossed his arms and sighed. “It… it happened about fourteen years ago. Her name was Talia…”
Damian’s flashlight illuminated the livingroom of Titans Tower just enough for the five in his group to navigate around the furniture without bumping into anything. He was certain that the power outage was Garfield’s doing (or rather, whatever the demon was inhabiting Garfield’s body), attempting to gain the upper hand and kill them all. It wouldn’t be expecting all five of them, but then… the one who took control of Mark Mardon a year ago was able to stand up to Superman… but then again, this wasn’t the same Superman. This Superman seemed older… more experienced. Perhaps he would be strong enough to handle Mardon, but Garfield is probably far stronger.
Then again, Damian thought, even I was able to land a solid hit on Logan. Perhaps he’s not quite as strong as I’ve been assuming…?
As this thought went through his mind, a flash of green caught the corner of his eye. On instinct, he reached for his sword and launched himself towards it… but before he had a chance to strike, he found himself enveloped in a familiar dark energy, suspended in the air.
“It’s alright, Damian,” Raven whispered, her hands raised to focus her magic around the boy. “It’s just us.”
Damian released his grip on his hilt as Raven lowered him to the ground. “I’m glad you’re okay. Have you three found anything yet?”
“You mean aside from claw marks up and down the halls?” Tara chimed in from beside Kori. “No. Guess he’s a little ahead of us.”
“Hold on. That doesn’t make any sense…” Dick scratched his head as he spoke, trying to make sense of their situation. “We started from the top and checked every single room. You guys did the same from the bottom, so…”
Everyone froze as the realization dawned on them. Slowly, Damian turned his eyes upward and shone his flashlight at the ceiling to spot an enormous mass of green flesh and fur.
Right now, Beast Boy was a brutal, mindless beast, controlled by an actual demon from actual Hell, capable of rending them all limb from limb. And at this very moment, he had the high ground.
“Titans…” Damian said through grit teeth, his focus locking onto the Changeling, “… Ready.”
Garfield roared out like thunder as he dropped to the ground, crushing the living room table beneath his weight. Starfire made the first move against him, her body whirling like a top as landed several consecutive blows to Beast Boy’s face. But after a moment, Gar managed to brace in anticipation of her move, and brought her to a halt with her leg pressed against his face. With a growl followed by one swift motion, he batted Kori across the room, and immediately launched himself towards Tara.
Markov had regained her composure, however, and quickly pulled a sizable rock through the nearby window, clocking the wolf-beast in the side of his head with it as they were all showered in broken glass. Garfield stumbled back as Tara swung her stone into his head again and again, her arms swinging wildly as she struggled to attack faster. As she brought her fists down, intent on rendering the Changeling unconscious, Garfield took hold of the stone, crushing it in his hand. Tara stumbled back, tripping over what remained of the table, and Garfield pulled his lips back over his teeth in a sneer.
Just as he raised his claw to strike, Jonathan made his move, delivering a punch into Garfield’s chest with such force that the air seemed to crack at the point of impact. Gar flew upwards, smashing into the ceiling before dropping back to the ground, dazed and clutching at his chest. Jonathan’s eyes began to glow red.
“C'mon, BB,” Jon pleaded, “it’s us! Fight it, man, you’ve got to–”
Before Jon could finish, Gar delivered a swift crack with his head to Jonathan’s nose. The young Superboy stumbled back, hands on his face before the wolf-man flipped around, smacking him away with his tail.
“Y'know, I think Fido’s had enough fun for one day,” Dick quipped as he, Barbara and Damian pulled out their ropes. “Let’s kennel this puppy.”
The three leapt into the air in an almost synchronized fashion, their lines soaring behind them like some bizarre ribbon show. They whirled all about Garfield, wrapping him up tightly before landing in front of him and pulling with all of their might, bringing the creature down to its knees and unable to move. Raven quickly moved into position, casting her magic on the monster and glowing with a brilliant purple aura.
“By the will of Azar, I command you,” the mage girl called out with authority, “leave quietly this flesh you have taken, servant of the Fallen Serpent! You are ban–”
Before Raven could complete her incantation, somehow the possessed Changeling found the strength to tear through the sturdy Bat-ropes, and with one swipe sent the girl crashing through the wall.
“RAVEN!!” Robin’s panicked voice tore through the room as he bolted in the direction which his friend had been sent flying, leaving his friends to continue combating the creature. There, on the other side of a large hole in the wall, Raven lay unconscious, covered in pieces of broken wall and piping, blood running down a sizable gash in her forehead.
As Damian cradled his best friend in his arms, he felt his eyes begin to sting. This was on him; he should have known not to leave Garfield unattended in the hall before. He should have investigated his condition sooner. If he had just done what needed to be done… if he had just protected her like he should have…
Damian gently set Raven down on the floor, and grasped his katana. He knew the source of the tears on his cheeks was not just from guilt. This was the rage he’d been suppressing since his little clash with Reyes. For the past fourteen years, he’d been taught to control his emotions. The only emotion he was ever permitted to express in any sense was his anger. But upon joining the Titans, he found himself pushing his anger down just like all the rest of his emotions. And he was sick of holding it back.
In an instant, Damian rocketed towards the beast, making one broad stroke before crashing right into Garfield’s chest in a shoulder-tackle.
The green wolf-beast went one direction. But his right arm, from the elbow down, went another. Between them was a spray of red liquid that covered Damian’s face. As the young Robin pulled himself off the floor, he heard Beast Boy screeching in agony, as a bright red light shot out of Superman’s eyes into the stump where his arm should have been. What have I done…? 
April 17th, 2017. 1:34 PM.
“Damian…?”
Damian’s eyes slowly crept open as the familiar voice slid into his ears. He lifted his head up off of his crossed arms to see that Raven was finally coming to. Her eyes were weary and her hair was unkempt, but Damian didn’t care. He just silently thanked any god that was listening that she was still alive. He stood up quickly, and rushed to her side.
“It’s alright, Raven,” he began to reassure her as he took hold of her hand. “You’ve been out for four days. But everything has been taken care of.”
Raven smiled at her closest friend for a moment, taking the time to find comfort in his presence. But quickly she felt a new pain in the back of his mind.
“Damian…” Raven whispered, “… what’s wrong?”
Robin’s heart dropped. He was afraid of what was about to happen, but… he swore he would never lie to her.
“Garfield… was injured in the fight,” he stammered, trying to find the strength to own up to what he’d done. “… I… I cut his arm off.”
Raven’s eyes widened for a moment. This was… this was serious. She almost let out an exasperated “you did WHAT??”, but she could feel the tear in Damian’s heart grow as he told her what happened.
“It’s my fault…” Damian’s eyes stayed glued to the hand he held, as tears began to well up behind them. “I just… I lost control. I saw how bad you’d been hurt, and I…” with this, Damian had to squeeze his shut. “Oh God, I thought you were gone. I thought… I thought he…”
Raven placed her other hand onto the boy’s face. “Damian… I know. It’s going to get better.” She pulled the boy into her arms, and ran her fingers through his hair. “The pain won’t go away… but I promise you, it will get better.”
Damian tried to hold himself together. Fourteen years, he’d been taught to control his emotions. The only emotion he was ever permitted to express in any sense was his anger. Even when his father and butler insisted that he open up, he kept his heart shut tight. Even when his mother turned her back to him, he stayed strong. But now, after everything, he broke down. He just fell all to pieces in Raven’s arms; his walls of strength and resilience gave way, and he cried weakly, like the broken child he’d denied all these years. For the first time in his short life, Damian knew how it felt to truly need someone. He needed these Titans. He needed his father. But above all else, in this moment, he needed Raven. He needed her like the earth needed the rain. And as they sat there in the infirmary of Titans Tower, they silently made a promise to one another: no matter what the cost, they would do everything in their power to be there for the other. Because Raven knew, after everything that had happened, that she needed Damian just the same. She wept there with him, holding the boy as tight as her weary arms possibly could. Damian saved her from her past; now she needed to do the same for him.
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