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punksdoll · 5 months

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Yess requests are finally open!!! Glad they are back open and hope you are doing good :)

was wondering if I could request a jey uso x reader where you guys are together and you are extremely protective of him (like black cat girlfriend and olden retriever bf type vibes lol) and he constantly has to stop you from attacking anyone who even looks at him wrong. and he finds it cute and endearing.

~~~𝑴í𝒐~~~

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𝑱𝒆𝒚 𝑼𝒔𝒐 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ^owner of gif

𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚: 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏’𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒊𝒕. 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚.

𝒂/𝒏: 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒔 (𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔) 𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔, 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒂𝒘 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒆𝒕:). 𝑰 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝟐 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊’𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒐 𝒊𝒕🤌🏼 𝑰 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈<𝟑𝟑𝟑

𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅, 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒛𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒏, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒏, 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒋𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒃𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒎, 𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉, 𝒋𝒆𝒚 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒂 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒊𝒕, 𝑹𝒉𝒆𝒂 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕, 𝒔𝒉𝒆’𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒄𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑, 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒇𝒇

translations: ¿Qué Fue eso huh?: What was that, huh? ¿Porque carajo ella ta hablando con tigo así puñeta?: Why the fuck is she talking to you that way/like that damit? (Puñeta has many meanings like coño.) Ven acá mieda de cucaracha!: Come here you cockroach shit. El es mío, ok? Mío. No tuyo, mío: He is mine, ok? Not yours, mine.

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“¿Qué Fue eso huh? ¿Porque carajo ella ta hablando con tigo así puñeta?” Y/n says with a thick spanish accent, referring to the promo that had just went down.

Jey had just gotten finished with a promo that he had going on with The Judgment Day with his friend Cody Rhodes. Y/n had stayed back to watch on the screen backstage because she wanted Jey to have his shine with his friend. She regretted it the minute she had watched Rhea Ripley walk out. During the whole promo, Rhea had kept staring and talking to Jey in a way that had Y/n boiling.

It was no secret to everyone that Y/n can get a tad bit too overprotective over something she loves. That something-more like someone- being Jey Uso. It was in her blood to be overprotective and maybe…just maybe…a bit jealous. She wasn’t insecure. No, far from that. She knew that Jey has eyes for her and her alone. She’s trusts him. She just doesn’t trust other putas. Not only woman though, men too. During his feud with his cousin and brothers, she had took it upon herself to attack them because she just couldn’t stand by and watch them hurt someone she loves. Really loves.

Jey loved it. He absolutely thrives off of her protection and jealousy to the point where he finds himself getting aroused with that shit. Especially when her mother tongue comes into play with her anger. He loves it all. And he lets her know that.

Jey shakes his head, “Don’t worry about it baby. She won’t try anything.”

Rhea might but y/n sure the hell will and he knew it. They both knew it. The look that y/n gives him lets him know that.

“Hello Jey,” they snap their heads over when their hear an Australian voice walk by. “Y/n…” Rhea looks the woman up and down.

Y/n eyes twitch and she immediately goes to run at Rhea only for Jey to quickly, with practice, grab her before she can.

Rhea chuckles as she watches Y/n with that stupid smirk of her that just angers Y/n even more. “JEY!” Y/n shouts as she tries to pull his arms off of her, “Ven acá mieda de cucaracha!” Y/n spats out random curses in spanish and combining them.

Jey forces his smile away and lifts y/n up, walking away from Rhea as he keeps a tight hold on y/n who thrashes and continues to shout out random spanish swears. When they are finally away from ears and to the point where y/n calms down, he sets her down and forces her to look at him.

“Eyes on me, ma.” He says as he tries to make eye contact with y/n who is looking at everything but him. “Eyes on me.”

Y/n slowly moves her eyes towards him and he sees the way her eyes soften when she does. “Voy a matarla…Ima kill her…”

Jey chuckles and shakes his head, “no, no you will not. she’s just doing it to get inside our heads, don’t worry about her.”

As he talks though, Jey notices her attention somewhere else. He follows her eye sighs to where his brothers are at, staring at them.

“Y’all have a problem too?” Y/n snaps, “because I can gladly fix it for you both.”

Jey stares down at her with a smile as he feels the warmth go down. He looks back up at his brothers who are looking at him then back at y/n.

“Dawg…you need to like…do something with…” Jimmy motions his hands all at Y/n who looks at him with offense.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” She frowns.

“Nothing,” Jey gives Jimmy a look, “it means nothing. ignore his ass.” He turns her head back towards him. “Let me make a deal with you.”

Y/n eyes move away from her brother-in-laws and towards her lover with a curious expression that has Jey smiling and leaning down to give her a kiss that results into a smile blooming on Y/n’s face.

“What kind of deal?”

•••

“Where’s your little girlfriend Jey?” Rhea asks with fake curiosity as she stares at Jey where he stands outside the ring with his partner. “Did she realize that she is no match for mami after last week? Did she realize how quickly I can get you to co- OOF.” Rhea is cut off as she is attacked from behind by no other than Y/n Y/l/n herself with a chair.

Jey and Cody immediately rushes in and attacks Damian and Finn, making sure they don’t get near Y/n who is beating down on Rhea.

She was so impatient for the rest of the week last week. When Jey had told her the deal, she knew that she was going to succeed in it if it meant getting her hands on Rhea.

“What kind of deal?” Y/n asks as she stares up at Jey.

“This whole week and whole day, when someone looks at me wrong or the way you don’t like, you can’t do nothing.” Jey says and Y/n opens her mouth to immediately decline but shuts her mouth quickly when Jey gives her a look, “Let me finish…”

Y/n frowns and nods, “ok…”

“If you can do that, I will let you attack Rhea whenever you like during my promo with the JD, ok?”

She had done it and Jey couldn’t be more proud than he is now as he watches her continue on beating Rhea down.

“Should we stop her before she does some more damage?” Cody glances over at Jey who ponders for a moment. This right here could lead y/n to have a big jump in her career, and he was going to make sure she gets it.

Jey simply nods and they both rush over to pull y/n away who quite reluctantly lets them but that doesn’t stop her from talking as she grabs Rhea’s mic.

Damian and Finn rush to pull her out as they stare at the three in the ring now.

“You see this man right here?” Y/n points to Jey as she stares at Rhea, “El es mío, ok? Mío. No tuyo, mío.”

Jey nods even though he has no clue what she says as he walks over and grabs her hand, bringing the microphone to himself. “And guess what? At Fastlane, yeah? You’re gonna be defending that title against her.” Jey throws the mic to the side as the crowd roars with cheers at the newfound info.

Rhea starts screaming as she stares at them, screaming out a no. Y/n looks at Jey with wide eyes.

“Really?” She says in disbelief.

Jey grabs her face and gives her a kiss, “Yeah baby, really.”

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liliamoon · 1 year

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Chaotic Teacher Quotes

Because I just finished my degree, I compiled a list of some of my favorite things my professors have said this past semester:

“To shower or not to shower, that is the question.”

“My parents were baby boomers, which means they were on drugs and had sex and that’s how I happened.” “I’m not kidding. That’s true.”

“Ok, how does everyone feel about nostrils?”

“I like to remind my wife that she’s older than me. Every year on my birthday I’m like, oh my god, I’m almost as old as you!”

“That’s the best way to learn: forget and then remember. The only better way is to learn it drunk and then learn it sober. …Grad school is a lot of fun.”

“Is Dungeons & Dragons legit as a religious institution? Let’s discuss.”

“Punxsutawney Phil, the little beaver— not a beaver, the, you know, the marmot, HE DIED. I mean, what does that mean for our weather?? If he sees his shadow it’s six more weeks of winter but WHAT IF HE DIES??”

“We can’t have negative time— if it’s negative, you’re dead. Just like the groundhog.”

“Are we ultimately born of divine incest?”

“This whole thing is complex, very convoluted. But so is my sister, and I still love her.”

“You might ask yourself, what do I do with a big chunk of text? In many cases, the first step is to burn it with fire.”

“This is good information for those of you thinking of starting a cult.”

“I drive a stick-shift, you can’t steal my car. If you look at the thing, you wouldn’t want to, but the point is, you CAN’T.” “It’s got nothing, I almost literally have to go out with a lighter and turn on the headlights myself.”

“Do you think we could rewrite The Lord of the Rings in limerick meter? Potentially a good idea for your finals.”

“Does that freak anyone out? If it doesn’t, you might not be paying attention!!!”

“Here we read that Tiamat and Apsu had ‘mixed their waters together’— I guess that’s what the kids call it these days.”

“You know how in America we’re very vulnerable to British accents?”

“If you know what you’re doing, it’ll take about thirty minutes; if you don’t know what you’re doing, maybe forty; and if you really don’t know what you’re doing, it’ll take five.”

“Cockroaches gonna cockroach, everybody with me?”

“Right now I’m being a pain-in-the-ass materialist.” “You feel? Hold the phone.” “Conscience? What do we do with people who don’t have that? Like me.”

“Who here is familiar with the term ‘shitification’?”

“Academia is like a hospital: if you don’t work there, don’t stick around.”

“I always want you all to walk out of this classroom with a little bit more of the weight of despair on your shoulders.” “Are you feeling it?”

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suckondescoconuts · 10 months

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hello again! So if you could I was wondering if 👉🏾👈🏾 you could do a long smut with muzan or Rengoku the donut slayer? If for Rengoku could it be like h where he tried some of shinobu’s medicine and it just made him horny and even more passionate than the person who made the word passion? And if for muzan can it be the most HARDCORE RAW DOGGED THING UVE EVER SEEN? Tysm for reading and have an amazing day :D

ps. Here’s food bc you’ve been starved of the fame you deserve

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I will do Muzan since I want to get everyone finished on there own personal headcannon and story✨

And I'll try my best to make it the most hardcore raw dogged thing you've ever seen lol.

✨Thank you so much for the request✨

Mᴜᴢᴀɴ Kɪʙᴜᴛsᴜᴊɪ𖤐

𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝙳𝙾𝙽’𝚃 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃

𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝

𐦐ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕖𐦐

Muzan, how do I put this in the most nicest way possible, I don’t like him, like he’s a good character, but he’s not my most favorite nor do I have any attraction towards him. He just reminds me of Michael Jackson ok and I know y’all are gonna come after me for feaving over a donut man, but LISTEN….

I have nothing for you to listen too lol.

I also think it's funny how Akaza is his favorite, but he literally almost murdered him when he didn't get any info about the blue spider lily and only killed a "cockroach" (Thats what he called my man Kyojuro ok, so don't come after me lol).

Onwards, like Douma, I see him into sadistic and masochist type of things. He's rough and mean, degration kink is like his whole personality at this point, but he will try his best to be gentle and warm to you after all the activities y'all did, idk, this is Muzan we are talking about, he's very complex.

When he is doing that, he'll call you by your sweet nicknames that he has given you like, angel, pet, love, darling, wife.

Hair pulling and biting is on the chart, maybe blood play too.

I'm sorry, but do not lie to me this man doesn't have a master kink.

Very manipulative and possessive too.

Bondage, yes?

Has a low sex drive, I don't think intercourse is his high priority, he's trying to find the blue spider lily, why would he waste his time having sex with you over something he's been searching for over a thousand years.

Think he'll let the other Upper Moons have a turn with you, but if they leave a single scratch on you, they will be terminated.

If you were a demon, he would manipulate you like he did to Daki.

Has a lot of stamina, but doesn't use it, he only uses it if he's really pissed or is in a very good mood, but warning if he does it goes on for hours and hours out of time to get him to stop or be pleased. Man won't stop until your a sloppy mess and is dumb to think straight.

There might be some/a lot of bruises around your body.

He also likes slapping you, so be prepared to be slapped across the face or the anywhere else. Also like seeing you cry, smiling away while the tears run down your face.

If you squirt, beware he will be smirking and force more out of you.

Thigh riding is only meant for if he's not in the mood or when he's busy (searching for you know what).

Just very violent and aggressive.

I can't really think what he would do for aftercare, but in my idk knowledge, he will give you a bath then bring you to the bed to sleep and while he watches you for a bit to see if you are. And IF you are asleep, he will walk out and towards the door to teleport to his office (man just won't stop searchin).

(This man will have three Twitter links, just to make this extra long lol)

𐦐𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖𐦐

It was just another splendid day, for you of course, but for Muzan, it was a disaster. Daki and Gyutaro have just been defeated by that man wearing the hanafuda earrings. He was pissed and the main reason to why is cause the Upper 6 wasn't the Upper 6 no more and that how none of them have found the blue spider lily yet. So he had to informed the other upper demons this info and how displeased and disappointed he was towards them.

When he was done with the Upper Moon meeting, he left and kept working. He was just in the middle of making a solution that may help his problem.

"Yes, this better work"

The liquid in its vile was in his own grasp, he lifted it up and brought it close to his lips, he tilted it and poured it all right into his open mouth. It was bitter and disgusting to taste, but he swallowed every single drop. He brought back his head looking straight ahead, trying to see if it worked.

"Mmm, seems like it didn't work again."

He was frustrated and pissed and threw the vile towards the wooden floor, the glass clashed against it and shards into many pieces.

Then something hit him straight into his chest, it was ear-piercing, ringing so loud into his ear and felt so much heat crawling up his body. He stood deathly-quiet, so still that even a mouse would be scared to cross his path. He was feeling something, so lustful, so triggering that it caused him to grab his tie, loosing it and unbuttoning his vest. He had also unbuttoned the top three of his button off his white tee.

"W-what is going on?"

He laid his hand palm flat onto the desk and started to breath heavily. So much was happening, he was shivering all over and felt so idiotic to ever drink that alluring liquid.

"What have I made, I need to- fuck"

His pants were so tight against him he wonder what was going on down there, he looked down and saw that he was in fact hard. It was provoking him so he can help relieve himself, but he didn't want to, but he NEEDED to or this won't stop. So he gripped his cock that was still in its restrains and started to rub against it, trying to calm it down, but it was not working.

"I need help."

He slowly adventure off and out of his office, opening his door quickly to find his lover, which was you. He locked from door from the outside and teleported to the front door of your shared home. Muzan took his keys out and brought it to the hole, where to unlock the door, and when he turned it he heard a click, to inform him that the door was indeed unlocked. He put the key back into his pocket and grasp the door handle, turning and pushing it until it was wide open. When he did so he saw you standing there bowing at him with a welcoming manner.

"Welcome home love," you stop your bowing and stood straight, smiling right at him "You hungry, I just made dinner."

He was relieved and grateful that you were home.

"Actually I had other stuff in mind, dear."

He walked towards you, shutting the door in the process, and took your chin into his hand roughly, but not hard.

"I might need a little help down there."

You didn't know what he meant until he let go of you and when you took a glance down, you immediately saw what he meant.

"Yes love, but what about dinner?"

"It can wait dear and remember, it's master when you address me alone, pet."

"Yes, I understand master."

He smirked at your quick thinking and took your face into his hand.

"Now come here."

He kissed hungrily at your lips and brought his tongue out, forcing it into your mouth.

When he was satisfied, he pulled from you, watching the string of saliva connect you too, until it broke and so without words, he turned you around and put a hand on top of your back, pushing you towards y'all bedroom. You opened the door and stepped into it, Muzan quickly pulled all your clothes off, seeing your nacked body glow in the light of moon. Seeing it glimmer so nicely and disco away sweetly that it made him more turned on then ever.

"Now I need you to cooperate with me and obey all my orders, you understand pet?" He said gravelly while unbuttoning the rest of the buttons on his white tee and stripping it off with the vest and tie, showing his muscular chest.

"Yes master, I understand."

"Good, now get on you knees, pet."

You quickly got on your knees, staring up at your master, seeing how charming he was like this, what made him into this?

He took the rest of his clothes off except his underwear and when he did, it slapped hard against his stomach.

It was so thick and even the veins were bowling out, showing off its beauty, you really do wonder what got him so hard and thirsty. It was so heavenly that you wanted to reach out to him and suck him off right then and there, but you had to listen to your master and wait for his commands.

He stood right in front of you and grasp your hair.

"Lay down on the bed for me."

You did and laid flat on your back onto the bed while Muzan walked behind you and stood there, staring right into your eyes with no care in them. He took his hand and brought his tip towards your mouth until all of it disappeared and with that he started to thrust into your mouth over and over again while the tip of your tongue circled around the tip of his cock giving him more pleasure.

𐦐𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𐦐 < — — Press here for the Twitter link

"Fuck yes, keep doing that slut."

He kept going at it, making you gag a little in the process until he took his cock out, some saliva dripping off of it and a little from your mouth.

"Flip you ass over and get on your hands and knees."

You did again as you've been told and got on your knees, laying hands flat onto the bed. He got behind you again, grabbed your hips, bringing them towards him until it was close enough and took out his cock again.

He slid in nicely into you until he started to roughly thrust, having his pelvis hit your ass, making you moan loudly out loud.

𐦐𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𐦐 < — — Press here for the Twitter link

"MaStEr!"

"Yeah, fuck yes, your my pet, my cocksleeve."

He was hitting so hard at you that your cervix was throbbing in pain at his hard thrust. You wanted him to stop, but at the same time you felt pleasure too, wanting more of it.

Your tongue hang out of your mouth and your eyes rolled up while white clouds covered your vision. Muzan liked this side of you and slapped at your ass and grasp your hair, tilting your head to look at him in the eyes.

"You like this whore, I bet you do, your a slut to have any cock inside your tight hole to satisfy your own needs, am I right, ANSWER ME!"

"YES MASTER, YES!"

Then you came all over his cock, cumming so hard all over him while white clouds turned into stars. This was just delightful to Muzan and he chuckled at this. He let go of your head letting your head fall on the bed and took his cock out of you, still haven't cum yet.

"Fuck."

He still felt so heated and humid that he started to shake more, until he saw your other hole that wasn't touched or corrupted yet.

He grabbed your hips, bringing them up into the air and thrusted his dick into your ass.

"Ahhhhh, fuck master~"

He was thrusting roughly into you again then stopped.

You were confused and very hazy and when you turned your head, around looking at him, he smirked at ya, tilting his head a little to the side.

"Thrust up into me, I know you can."

"Master, I-"

"Are you disobeying my orders?"

"No, sorry master, I'm very so sorry master." You started to shed some tears, whimpering a little.

"Then do as I say then maybe I'll forgive you."

You put your hands on the bed and pushed your hips up at him, trying to give yours and him some type of pleasure.

"Mmm" he hummed, judging your speed.

He watched you tensely until he started to thrust again into you again.

"Not fast enough."

𐦐𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𐦐 < — — Press here for the Twitter link

It was so much you couldn't handle it anymore, you were about to cum again.

"Master, imma bout to cum!"

"Do it you slut, you already did it, you can do it again."

Then you did and slumped there, too exhausted to do anything else.

Muzan took out his cock again and grabbed your hair, forcing you out of the bed and kneel on your knees in front of him. He started to masturbate his cock right in your face until he, himself, felt himself coming close.

"Fuck, YES."

His cum squirted all over your face, making you close your eyes so none of it get inside there and finally when he was done, he backed away and stood there tiredly and smiled a little.

"That was fun, huh."

That itself was over 2,000 like Jesus, I hope that was long for ya cause I am tired and my iPad is about to die lol.

𝓘 𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂'𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓪 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓘 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓾𝔂𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓰 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓑𝓨𝓔

P.S. follow me on Wattpad, my name is @Ava873703, I post there more new stories then here

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kyn #demon slayer fanfic #demon slayer smut #muzan kibutsuji #muzan x reader #muzan x y/n #demon slayer muzan #muzan smut #muzan kibutsuji smut #suckondescoconuts #muzan jackson #kny muzan #kimetsu no yaiba muzan #twitter links #twt links

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yourtoradorasextendedwarranty · 2 months

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Idk, I’d say that when Palestinian leader Yarin Al Arafat said “when we have taken the land, all the Jews will be able to do is scuttle around like cockroaches in a bottle”, that sounds pretty genocidal! Maybe the anarchists should do some research and shut up 😏

They don't care though that's the point. And what's more sad is the "Oh Muslims are the problem? yeah You're a NeoCon" bullshit. My pointing out of the fact that more than 80% of Islam wants Jews gone doesn't make me a conservative, but they still need a vector in which to attack me. Because I criticized their sacred ideology.

They think I have an issue with all of Islam. I don't. They think I'm pro war. I'm not. They think I don't feel bad for the people in Gaza that never wanted and asked for this. I do. I'm not pro war at all. I'm pro self defense. And they seem to believe that Israel isn't defending itself when Gaza and Hamas have been the ones to CONSTANTLY be on the aggressor side. As well as every other country that happen to be Islamic surrounding them, that have consistently bombarded them.

*You're just a NeoCon" *sigh* these people need to get their heads out of their asses and think critically for 5 min. If Israel did last down arms and NEVER fought back which is what it feels like Manny are asking for, they'd be gone in 5-10 years or less. But it's fine I guess because they're Jews and "war bad". So genocide i guess is just ok so long as it's against the right people.

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biggesttmntfanintheworld · 9 months

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short and sweet rottmnt x gn! reader headcanons!

(im going crazy)

this is my first headcanon so if it sucks then idk

raph

BIGGEST SWEETHEART EVER BRO

would do anything for you

WOULD GIVE THE BEST HUGS UGH

says i love you 156 times a day

gets flustered so easily

will cook(make sandwiches) and clean for you

will visit you at school(btw you and april go to the same school lmao) in his silly football disguise

probably scared of cockroaches or any bug and makes you take them outside because he doesn't want to kill them(once again hes a sweetheart)

calls you sweetie bae baby honey and shorty(in a nice way i swear)

leo

smug asf

always gives you that silly smirk when he flusters you

tries to impress you with his skateboarding skills but he breaks his face in the process(but he says its worth it when you patch him up)

when you can't sleep he puts your head on his chest and beatboxes you to sleep(LMAO)

when your sad he does that book in the mouth thing(s1ep20ti7:15) to make you laugh(goofy ahh)

will portal sword you both to Paris to "have a romantic date on top of the Eiffel Tower"(you both almost died)

that being said he will portal sword you both ANYWHERE

calls you love mi vida(my life) mi corazón(my heart) and baby

donnie

IS A SWEETHEART IDGAF FIGHT ME

HE. IS. NOT. MEAN(sometimes)!!!!.

he likes physical affection 50/50 ok

he remembers everything you love like and hate using "Nature's Notepad"

he loves you as much as he loves his "dum dum brothers"(hes love them i swear)

make time for you and his inventions

he "maybe" loves you more than atomic lass just "maybe"(he does)

you guys have matching purple satin jackets(he got them for you both)

calls you love dove dearest my love and babe

mikey

SUPER BIGGEST SWEETHEART IN. THE. WORLDDD!!!!

would be your personal chef if you want him to

HUGS AND CUDDLES 24/7(if hes not being hero)

i can't put it in words of how much he loves you(he loves you a lot ok)

would do absolutely anything and everything for you

hugs you from behind a lot

insist on doing everything for you(he just loves you a lot)

like leo he tries to impress you with his skateboarding skills but he doesn't fail(like a boss)

calls you baby babe honey sweetie and pizza bite(in a nice way)

IM DONEE

i hope you liked it!!!!!!!!!!

btw if your going to request something its probably going to take a

bit

ANYWAYS BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#rise of the tmnt #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt leo #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #idk what else to tag #idk #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #donnie #raph #tmnt #rise mikey #rise donnie #rise leo #rise raph

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toxinellebug · 5 months

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Shadybug/ClawNoir and the Resistance headcanons

Obviously Adrien is the type who knows how to put on the smooth model persona for his fans… but in front of the girl he legit has feelings for, he becomes a blushing mess who is at a loss for words because what if he says the wrong thing and she thinks he’s an idiot?!

Reformed Ladybug taking reformed Paw Noir by the hand as they went through the portal back to their universe turned his brain to mush just like when Adrien took Marinette’s hand during the protest in the Mega Leech episode of s4 and her brain went bye-bye.

Marienette remains Oblivious to Adrien’s crush because he is so awkward and quiet around her out of the mask, and in the mask he’s an idiot who switches between a guy trying and failing not to fall into his old habits of mocking her and calling her Cockroach, then smacking himself for it, and some weirdo flirting with cat-puns and the cheesiest one-liners she’s ever heard, while inwardly he curses himself for being stupid because that is no way to impress a girl! (Daring feats of heroism is!)

She wants to try and work with him but this bi-polar personality of his really grates on her nerves sometimes.

suddenly being treated like a damsel in distress is also annoying… But at the same time, having a partner who cares for her safety and goes out of his stupid way to try to keep her from harm actually feels kinda nice and maybe makes her feel a little special and she can’t hate him for that.

And okay yeah, blood red roses with thorny stems ARE her favorite flower, but she can’t let it go to that cat’s head!

The first time that she genuinely praises him for doing something right/not screwing up, he actually purrs and she can’t help it- she bursts out laughing and secretly admits to herself that ok; this blonde dork is lowkey adorable.

Any awkward tackling out of danger, rolling on the ground and then ending up on top of the other moments lead to him blushing because oh-crap-we’re-touching-this-is-both-awesome-and-terrifying, and her glaring at him with murderous rage.

But the first time she actually hugs him out of relief/concern, his brain decides he could die at that moment with no regrets and she has to yank on his cat ears to get that goofy grin off his face because they have a job to do, darn it! (Stop being cute! She refuses to catch feelings so stop making things difficult!)

The new “only use powers once then you have a time limit” thing sucks, but at least their bodies no longer hurt.

They are on the run immediately because it becomes obvious they have switched sides due to her use of her Miraculous cure that Shadybug never used because the Supreme always warned them about discretion and things don’t magically get fixed by a loveliness of ladybugs.

Because remember, the Supreme does not want the world to know of the existence of magic.

BUT IT ALSO BRINGS ATTENTION TO A NEW ALY!

Someone who KNOWS The Supreme’s true identity and about all the powers of the Miraculous. Someone who lost hope and went into hiding a long time ago.

Someone who, upon seeing not only Miracles happening in Paris, but the healing power of the Ladybug as well, realizes it is time to return to France and dare to hope to regain the freedom that had been lost to the world since the war.

Marrianne.

Fu’s old love.

She returns to Paris and seeks out others who wish to join a resistance to fight against the control of The Supreme.

People like Mylene, a man who dreamed of going by the name of Jagged Stone, Mr. Ramier, Alex, and she finds Nino and Alya, who introduce her to Betterfly, Ladybug, and Paw Noir.

#miraculous paris #miraculous ladybug #shadybug #miraculous fandom #miraculous world #paw noir #claw noir #griffe noire #toxinelle #adrien agreste #adrien x marinette #adrienette #marinette #miraculous paris special #mlb s5 #hesperia #betterfly

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daidi-dragan-glas · 9 days

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Gmornin Sunshines ☕☕

Sitting here waiting for time to go in for chemo infusion number 38, and figured I'd give an update for those that might be interested (plus I might tack on the weird dream I had last night 😜😂)

So, a month or so ago, my oncologist announced that I had maybe one or possibly two tumors left in my liver, but they are growing (almost doubling in size every month), but she thought I might be a candidate for a surgical intervention... So we set up the consults only to have the hepatic biliary (liver) surgeon tell me "..no, you have 5 to 7 tumors growing and not only are they spread all over you liver, but they are placed badly, so no, there's nothing we can do."... Was kind of a kick in the teeth, I had allowed myself to get quite excited to only be told nope.

So I started pushing the doctor even more than usual... "what else can we try, add to, fucking DO, to fight this?" And she finally said ok, the only other thing we might can do and send a letter and your records to the Mayo Clinic and see if they think there is something they can do, don't get your hopes up,, they will only take you on if they feel there's significant good they can do for you.

So, letter and records sent. And I got a call this past Friday evening on my way home from work. I have an appointment at the Mayo on July 16. 😁 (We will see what happens from there.)

...

So, the human body is an amazing machine, adapting constantly and trying it's best to keep you going... But I had a dream last night that all this chemo is essentially turning me into the quintessential human cockroach... Ya know, given the ability to survive the upcoming apocalyptic events we all seem to fear... My body is adapting to all the chemicals and poison being fed into it and making it such that I'll be able to breathe the nasty air and drink the poison water and enjoy the heat of the ration from the sun and the nuclear fallout, and I'll finally be able to enjoy peace and quiet since most of y'all will be gone! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

#Spotify

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tofulikesmala · 2 months

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kokichi with a hypersomniac s/o? hypersomnia is the opposite of insomnia, it's like constantly being sleepy despite having an ok sleep schedule.

reader takes long naps (1-5 hours), falls asleep whenever they get the chance (car drives, in class, on kokichi's shoulder) and always feels drowsy even after napping.

Kokichi with a hypersomniac s/o

Prepare your eyes, for you'll be greeted by a surprise!

Because you take long naps, he'll get restless, and fidgety because your not there to interact with him :(

so he decided to make spend his time productively!

You could wake up to confetti all around you to a fake cockroach on your face

would straight up deny it “Nishi nishi~ Hm? No, no, that wasn’t me~”

As revenge for sleeping so much and to tick you off he would cling onto you like a koala, and pretend to snore very loud

He’s the type of person to draw on your face with a whiteboard marker💀

I believe this lil man has strength

so on days when he’s more merciful…..he’ll drag your body to bed, on the aircon and cover your body with a fluffy blanket. And maybe stuff some plush toys in between your arms

he would again, straight up deny it

believe it or not, he would blush when you fall asleep on him

as your head rests on his shoulder, he puffs out his cheeks, and his face turns a shade redder

#kokichi x reader #tofu’s writing #danganronpa #danganronpa x reader #drv3 kokichi #drv3

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shulkersneow · 2 months

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ok listen to me. hermitcraft new vegas

im enjoying the idea of etho as a cockroach of a courier coming back from a bullet wound to the face after being fixed up by doc. beef = benny? skizz is one of the dudes in the top. ren is The King. scar is a prospector with a caravan, maybe?

do you see my vision? do you understand??

#hermitcraft #idk what else to tag this as #ethoslab #maybe. because it would be ethocentric #as he is who i microwave in my head a lot.#hcfnv

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dreamingofthesevenseas · 2 months

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hey can i get those five species of cockroaches listed. i was gonna leave it at that but it seems you are a cockroach main so a top 5 list might be more interesting if possible

Omg thanks for asking me about roaches 🥺 and sorry for taking that long to answer your ask but I just couldn't throw a list without at least giving some information about those wonderful little creatures that are cockroaches! I absolutely love roaches, they are so smart, so interesting, so adorable (their eyes shaped like beans!!!).

5- American Cockroach (Periplaneta americana)

Of course, our iconic roach, maybe the first one that come into your mind when someone says "cockroach", is on the list.

American Cockroaches have one of the greatest capacity of adaptability in the entire animal kingdom (even if we wrongly think they can survive a nuclear explosion). For example, cockroaches loves sugar! But noticing that a lot of traps against them are made with sugar, they are changing their diet to eat less to not at all sweet food, to the point females will refuse to mate with a male who is often eating sugar. This is not specific to this species but I still wanted to tell (because that's pretty interesting).

Another amazing thing I wanted to talk about is how cockroaches manage to defend themselves against predators like the emerald wasps. They turn around and hit it with their rear paws, just like on the video ↓

https://figshare.com/articles/dataset/Supplementary_Material_for_How_Not_to_Be_Turned_into_a_Zombie/7270961?file=13397696

4/ ember wood cockroach (Ectobius vittiventris)

This one is in my top 5 for emotional reasons 🥺. There are plenty of them in my garden so I can observe them and interact better with them than any other species of cockroaches. I played with one of them once.

Have you ever see a cockroach pooping? Because I do. One of this bad boi pooped on me once. I had a wood roach resting on my arm when suddenly it started walking around. When it stoped it bended its body and I was like "woah! Cockroaches can sit!?" Until I noticed a black dot....

3/ question mark cockroach (Therea Olegrandjeani)

Ok I'll be honest with you. I don't really have anything to say about them other than are very pretty...

But did you know the dots on its back only appear after the last moult? The juveniles are all dark brown before becoming adults.

https://youtu.be/Y1eiszrsWto?si=LiaGahUOEi63PQng

2/ Madagascar hissing cockroach (Gromphadorhina portentosa)

They are call like that because of the hissing sound they make to frighten predators since they are a wingless species.

The females of this species carry their ootheca (sort of bag with eggs in it some female cockroaches and mantis carry at the end of their abdomen) internally, making the eggs hatching inside the mother (this is called ovoviviparity). The nymphs stay close to their parents for protection and to be fed.

1/ Emerald Cockroach (Corydidarum magnifica)

Of course, the emerald cockroach would be the first on list! Look at them, they are beautiful! You can easily recognise the male from the female since he is the one who got wings. One thing I love about cockroaches is when the males and females look drastically different from each other.

Just like the hissing roach, this species too have its nymphs formed inside the mother for 4 to 6 months. Once born, they will hide under their mother to be fed and protected. Then, the nymphs will explore their environment while staying close to their parents, most of the time they will hide under the mother but it's not rare to see them hiding under males.

https://youtu.be/KzRJhpowB4A?si=N9gvkPysLbvW0Ard

(The video is in french but you can just read the pinned comment which have an English citation about what's happening)

#i hope everything make sense English is not my first language #entomology #cockroach #dreaming ask #american cockroach #ember wood cockroach #question mark cockroach #hissing cockroach #emerald cockroach #cockroaches are the best insects in the world and nothing can change my mind

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tuhbanbuv · 10 months

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Welcome Home Bug Infestation Theory!

A lot of people (including me) think that something is up with Home, but I wanna introduce an alternate theory or idea because we're probably barely 1/8th of the way into the story and it's probably foolish to come to conclusions SO early.

This year's update to the Welcome Home website included a plethora of new content, including random gifs of cute little bugs! However, I started to get an idea...

A sudden infestation of bugs? In a studio that has been suddenly abandoned for seemingly no reason, with the official description of the project being "You are to accompany a colorful cavalcade of puppets as their beloved neighborhood begins to skew and distort into a nightmarish memory that they can barely recall." It feels like a recipe for disaster because there are a plethora of bugs that eat fabric like felt which is essentially THE PUPPETS' SKIN.

This is a carpet beetle. They are notorious for eating fabric, hence the name "carpet" beetle, and if you leave a bunch of stuffed animals or cloth in a corner to rot for a bit you'll be sure to find a bunch of their larvae stuck on them. Needless to say, they'd give The Neighborhood a bunch of trouble!

Here's some of the bugs from the website. While they're super cute and super stylized (actual bugs aren't this adorable), I can't help but think that they kinda resemble carpet beetles just a TEENY bit. Not a lot though, but there's more bugs than carpet beetles that eat fabric, like moths, cockroaches, silverfish, and even crickets!

While I don't know if the images on the About page are considered canon anymore, there's a lot of emphasis on decay in the background. While yes, Wally looks threatening, notice the lack of blood on his hands. He might just be a bystander. But there's also a trend of Wally perhaps putting the puppets back together. Huh. Also there's artwork of Frank, the residential bug lover, holding what looks like a censored letter, something that's associated with his love interest, Eddie, the mailman. In the clips on the website, Eddie is implied to do deliveries for Howdy, who basically sells everything to everyone. Frank would be curious and love the bugs, but if they're harmful or parasitic, they'd spread EASILY.

And Home might be as well. In the final recording, Barnaby and Home are talking about their day and joking around until they notice Wally acting weird. Home makes noises when Barnaby is asking if Wally is ok, but they don't seem to sound as threatening as they sounded in the beta clip of Wally singing to them on the first website. They seem a bit concerned as well. Maybe Home isn't intending to be bad, maybe that picture of Wally looking up to Home's eye isn't just Home keeping Wally stuck inside...

Maybe they're keeping something out. Maybe The Neighborhood got infested and Home, who presumably has control over keeping the doors and windows closed due to them being a part of Home, can probably keep Wally hostage to an extent if everyone else were infested, and maybe that's where the "isolation" part of the TWs on the About page comes in.

Maybe that's why Wally's posing with a headless Barnaby. He probably loses it after being "protected" by Home and discovers the replicas or backups of his puppet friends and tries to "fix" them.

That, and Wally's emphasis on having "more eyes than he used to" is interesting when bugs come into play. While people have connected it to the rush of fanart of Wally, what if this can mean something else? Maybe Wally found puppet back-ups of him or...he's talking about bugs that can also have more than two eyes, especially if there's swarms of them.

#welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #howdy pillar #poppy partridge #sally starlet #julie joyful #frank frankly #eddie dear #theory #welcome home theory #clownillustrations

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