you complain about mosquitos to xiao and he’ll mutter something about humans being so fragile, and act as though he doesn’t care.
if you wake up in the middle of the night however, you’ll find him hovering beside you, expression dark and focused, eyes darting around the room.
suddenly your mosquito problem is gone.
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CG: DAVE?
-@awfullydrawnkarkat
oh um
hey
it uh
isnt really a good time
but im ok i promise
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Bud have crush at this age
PFFT…..I don’t have any CRUSHES…
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me seeing the fem getou posts and instead of also making gojo fem, male gojo is repeated and insisted. why do y’all hate a good wlw story so bad 😭
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colleage: oh! these sweets remind me of my childhood. which i had
me:
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well I managed to go *checks watch* one week without losing my mind on discord over people's lack of media literacy
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are you dumb or are you stupid? 😀😀
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“BIG BOY HOCKEY TONIGHT!”
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i was thinking today how much conservatives would hate a modern adaptation of jesus
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>adds 💀 to my f/o list
>has the wettest fucking dream about him
Yeah, so I think he approves.
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good morning to you too, scout
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"I said no mirrors."
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My dad keeps trying to get me into hacking
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If I were dating you, I would record you singing the saddest song that makes you cry then play it on repeat as I mercilessly use all your holes to the sound of your crying and whimpering.
Send me "If I were dating you.." in my ask.
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rei papa...
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the difference between sonic and tails sick fics is so funny to me
sonic is so gentle and so caring when tails is sick (or he’s panicking)
meanwhile tails is dragging his brother by the ear, throwing him onto the bed and shoving the entire thermometer down his throat
kid does not get paid enough
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