saying this while a scottsdale native is on the path to 70 goals is insaneeeeeee

here's a hypothetical scenario

let's say there was someone with whom you spent a lot of time and shared a lot of space and materials including kitchen utensils (say, a roommate) and let's say it came to your attention that this person does not make a habit of washing their hands after they pee. in fact you suspect that they never wash their hands after peeing. what would you hypothetically do in this imagined situation when presented with this hypothetical information?

The fear this just put in me 😶

... WOW, I LOVE THAT ALL I HAVE THESE DAYS IS SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A CONNECTION AND EVERY TIME I THINK EVEN ONE ACCOUNT IS GOING TO GET LOCKED I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS OVER AND I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO CRAZY

Growing up religious and homeschooled but also not legalistic is weird because you get together with people your own age, and they're playing dance music from 2010 that you've never heard of, but they've also never heard of Hall and Oates

toyhouse warrior cat drama truly is a whole other breed of drama i tell you what

I totally get the temptation to power through a dog's health or behavioural issues just to finish a title but consider... not doing that...

sol overidentifying with being a warrior vs thinking the only actual value he has is related to his appearance: fight

hi does anyone have any methods for dealing with exam stress/anxiety?

i have a maths exam tomorrow and i am NERVOUS

some parts of this show really didn't age well

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I just got bumble but like i dont know how to speak through these apps so fuck

Schritt 1: Waffen in Krisenregionen verkaufen und Fluchtnot verschärfen Schritt 2: Flüchtende zur Arbeit zwingen Schritt 3: Neuen Niedrigstlohnsektor aufbauen um mehr Waffen zu niedrigeren Produktionskosten verkaufen zu können Schritt 4: GOTO Schritt 1. Exportweltmeister! Moralweltmeister! Aufarbeitungsweltmeister!

Okay, so I dont want the people who voted to like, murder me, but, I really like the idea of either Emily or Krisite being the USWNT Player in my homeless!reader fic...

*talking about a character who lives in a world where prosthetics very much exist* "he's never going to be able to [do thing that you can very much do with prosthetics]!!! 🥺🥺🥺"