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agustdiv1ne · 4 months
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in no particular order, here are my favorite fics that i've read this year!! please show a lot of love to all of these wonderful authors <3 (also please heed their rules, esp for nsfw fics!!)
part of my 2023 wrap up!
@koqabear
um like. quite literally everything sol has posted this year. i am being so serious. check out their masterlist right NEOWWWW and read EVERYTHING
@blackhairedjjun
flowers of every color — i could rave about this series for like 10 hours straight, i'm not even kidding. it's sweet with the perfect amount of angst to really draw you in, i fell in love with every character more and more with each chapter <3 now where is my prince!jjunie :(
@tyunkus
amazon wishlist (m) — me when me when me when roommate!tyun offers to fuck me...god, i need this so bad
@jishyucks
gloves & dittany — OHHHHH how i love this fic...one of the best harry potter aus i have ever read, and with yeonjun?? slytherin!yeonjun!!!! ooooo you really got me good, op <3
bittersweet — *cowboy cat meme* DRUNK SOOOOOOOOOB i think this wins the award for being the cutest fic i read in the year of 2023
@beom-pyu
i can't swim, idiot! (m) — i will never not shut up about this fic...just faking married? with beomgyu?? with feelings involved??? yeah. Yeah <3
like the moon — merman!kai you will always be famous to me, one of my all-time favorites by far!!!!!
@toruro
answers (m) — this academic rival!taehyun fic had me screaming crying gnawing on my leg like wtf mika. how could you do this to me. i am dead now.
@hyukalyptus
something nice (m) — i went SOOOO insane over this fic like the dynamics were just. scrumptious. i love yeonkai i love this fic i love hp for writing this yes yes yes
like, never ever? (m) — ohhhh my god. this one really got me good,, dom best friend!beomgyu giving mc her first orgasm?? sign me tf up !!!!!!
@qqtxt
sway with me — i sent this in for their 1k event i just :')))) i love this so so so much!!!! dancing with yeonjun is my dream, so thank you for taking my request op!! <3
@hueareloved / @huenation
my love mine all mine (m) — the most tender and soft and SWEET nsfw fic i have ever read, so in love with this and sleepy lovesick jjunie AGHH brb rereading this
ditto — ohhhh how i love angst. amor's writing style is beautiful and it made this beomgyu fic that much more heart-wrenching <3
@huckleberrykai
laundry basket (m) — no bc this went CRAZYYY with the perv!mc thing, savored every single word of this kai fic tbh
comfy cozy (m) — CUTE AF. i am the biggest proponent of soft smut and berry writes it so well <3 i loveee soft yeonjun more than life itself
@aduh0308 / @banggyu0308
yeehaw (m) — OKAYYY cowboys!taejun fucking destroyed me like. i don't think i ever recovered from this
berry sorbet (m) — i need kai to be my soulmate rn wtf. cute n sweet and i loved it
@boba-beom
airport crush pt.2 (m) — the minute smiles told me she was working on airport crush pt.2 i passed away. nothing could have prepared me for this fic, it destroyed me in the best way...god, i need yeonjun so bad
trapped in your game (m) — i salivated. i quaked. i (s)creamed. best friend!yeonjun, please hmu </3
@napofamoon / @mazeinthemoon
you're the one love (m) — moonie ATE with this fallen angel!yeonjun fic!! i love sacrilege n this was just sooo hot
@tubatwo
workaholic — this made me giggle and kick my feet so hard...i love you cafe boss taehyun, pls marry me
@hyuk4ngel
honeymoon avenue — i. love. angst. and fay is exceptionally talented at writing it!! taehyun better watch out tho >:(
@mapofthemazeinthemirror / @afterbluehours
untitled (m) — this yeonbin x reader fic is SOOOO hot like. i screamed. i cried. i rolled around in a fetal position because it just made me so insane
@nightlyawnzz
duality (m) — OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GODDDDDDD i think this is one of the hottest kai fics i have ever read in my entire life. i don't often see kai as a hard dom in fics so this opened my eyes (can't wait for the final part!!)
@scintillasofbeomgyu
you are in love — one of my jjunie comfort fics!!! sweet n soft and everything to me :')
@petrichor-han
twenty-three suns (m) — rain's writing style hits me straight in the gut, especially with this summer fling au with taehyun :') lovely yet heart-wrenching and AGHH i love this
@ncteez
untitled (m) — UMMM this camboy!yeonjun fic altered the trajectory of my entire life. i fucking die every time i read this, like it has to be laced with crack or something
menace (m) — this was batshit INSANE LIKEEEE gangster!yoongi fucked me up so bad (in the best way)
@yeonboy
never meet your heroes — ONE OF MY FAVS EVER. LIKE. COLLEGE AU WITH SOOBIN???? I AM SO OBSESSED YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
@ijhyo
how to get the girl — i ate this up SO hard. i just adore both the mc and beomgyu's characters in this, definitely another all-time favorite of mine
@cheolhub
head (m) — SAR YOU WERE INSANE FOR THIS. sub!soobin makes me so feral and this made my brainrot even worse UGHHH
@starbandit
backseat (m) — oh. oh yeah. now this is everything to me, best friend!yeonjun + car sex = a very very happy me
@tonicandjins
learning languages (m) — i don't often read donghyuck fics (or nct fics in general), but this one. oh, this one is beautiful. it made me cry, it made go through so many emotions i just. read this right now, you won't regret it
@heart2beom
cliche — i still vividly remember this first time that i read this, the dialogue is hilarious and it is just sweet n fluffy n AGHH i will forever adore this fic <3
and some more accounts with amazing fics!!!: @majestyjun @hyewka @taegimood @naomiarai @hyuk4sbf @fairyofshampgyu @enha-cafe @moonhoures @wolfytae-exe @dearlyjun @heartchoi @sook9i @tinietaehyun @minastras
a big thank you to all of these writers for sharing your works!! <3
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silverryu25 · 8 months
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Little red riding hood + werewolf :D
Ohhhhhhhhh!! Very lovely combo~ OwO Hope you don't mind the little twist to this >:3c
DAY 7 - Fairy tales: Little Red Riding Hood + Werewolf
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Red ran.
One hand gripped the edge of his hood, while the other steadied him as he sprinted through between the tries and over roots and fallen branches. The picknick basket he had been carrying had been lost a while ago, when he slipped on some grimy leaves hiding an especially smooth rock. He was lucky he only lost the basket, and not another tooth. Though maybe this time it would have grown back? Given his shity luck today, he didn't want to risk it.
The day had started innocently enough, but it quickly went down hill.
He'd thought it would be a nice lazy day spent on the couch napping, but Edge had other plans as he dropped his red hood and a picknick basket into his lap, and shooed him out the door.
He got saddled with delivering some sorely needed supplies to the old goat lady in the forest. He didn't really mind doing it that much, the old lady had some good jokes and puns to share, and they had been friends for a long time, but this was supposed to be his fucking day off!
He grumbled and cursed, feet kicking any rock unfortunate enough to be laying in his way as he trudged through the forest, all the way to the old lady's cabin. Once there, he quickly gave her the goods and only exchanged a few jokes before turning on his heels and starting his walk back home, trying to get at least some nap time in today.
Alas, fate was a bitch and decided he was screwed today.
While he walked home (curse this stupid forest, and it's stupid magic that made shortcuts a mess) something changed in the atmosphere. He could feel something watching him, but couldn't see anything moving. The rustling around him could have been the small creatures that thrived in the dense forest, or just the gentle wind that seemed to always blow between the old trees. It was normal. Everything was the same as usual. Nothing was out of place.
Yet Red could feel his magic standing on end, some deep instinct telling him something was wrong.
He tried walking faster, intent on getting as out of the forest as soon as possible, and he was close. Only a few more minutes separated him from the edge of the forest, where his shortcuts would work and would take him far away from this worrying chill. His mind was focused on the path in front of him as all he could think about was finding the first working shortcut when a sudden snap behind him startled him enough to snap his head back.
A mistake.
A fatal mistake.
All he could see was a large jaw, teeth like daggers, snapping towards him. With a yelp, Red jumped to the side quickly, trying to avoid the jaws closing on his head, and he made it... almost. Instead of snapping shut around his skull, the teeth closed on his shoulder, breaking through the bone and sending a painful jolt down his arm and up his spine.
With a scream, Red focused enough to summon his magic and launch a few bones in his attacker. Thankfully, the magic that interfered with his shortcuts didn't stop his basic attack magic, and the bones hit true. With a snarl, his attacker flung his head to the side with a growl and, mercifully, released Red. Unfortunately, the swing of the attacker's head launched Red into a tree, where he hit his skull.
Hard.
And everything went dark.
When Red woke up, skull ringing and shoulder stinging, there was someone standing over him. Instinctively, Red tried to summon a few bones to defend himself, but a sudden spike of pain from his whole body made the magic fizz out.
"who-," Red's teeth ground together as another jolt of pain shot through his body, vision swimming as his bones started rattling.
He couldn't move, and he could barely make out the person leaning over him. Slowly, they leaned down and Red could see a flash of bone as their hand snapped up and moved Red's hood away from his skull. He could feel something snag on the hood, but his mind and body were still shaking from the pain, and he couldn't focus on that. Instead, he tried to focus on the monster in front of him.
A skeleton monster.
"well, it's a shame i had to find you here, little wolf." The stranger spoke, voice deep and sounding almost regretful.
'wolf? wha' da hell is he talkin' about?' Red couldn't unclench his teeth enough to ask all of that, all he could do was growl out a short "who?"
"who? hmmmm..." The skeleton monster squatted down to be on Red's eye level, one browbone raised as his stare intensified. "name's sans. sans the skeleton. and i'm here for you little wolf."
Red only stared back at him, completely lost in what the other was saying. His confusion must have been pretty obvious as the strange skeleton chuckled and continued.
"i'm a hunter. got some info that there was one of your kind here i needed to come and get." Sans' hand suddenly snapped forward and grabbed Red's chin, moving his head left and right as if he was examining something on his skull. "didn't expect to find you that easily, though, not that i'm complaining, more couch time for me. but..."
Sans slowly got up, a frown forming on his skull. He looked as if he was staring at a puzzle he couldn't really figure out.
"somethin' don't feel right... your lv...," Sans' words didn't make sense, but Red could feel his instincts warning him that something bad was coming. "welp, not much i can do little wolf. a job's a job, you know?"
With that Sans summoned a few bones and pointed them at Red and with a final "don't hate me, ok. it's better this way," he let them fly towards him.
Red's sockets grew wider as he looked at the bone attacks coming directly at him. With a whimper growl, he gathered his magic and summoned a wall of bones in front of him. The attacks clashed, and a flash blinded both monsters. Luckily, Red closed his sockets on time and the flash hadn't blinded him. Sans wasn't that lucky, the flash had hit him full force, and he was stumbling backwards as his phalanges rubbed at his sockets.
Seeing his chance, Red sprang up and started running. He had no idea how strong Sans was, but he was in no shape to fight anyone right now. He could barely run, his whole body still aching from whatever his first attacker did (was that also Sans before?). Red had no idea, and he didn't plan on finding out.
He ran.
And ran.
And ran.
Unfortunately, he hadn't noticed that he was running in the wrong direction. Instead of towards the edge of the forest, he ran inwards, deeper into the darkness and the old magic that made his own act strangely. Even worse is that he had to run away from the path, making it impossible to orient himself.
Now he was lost, and there was a murderous hunter on his tail... literally.
As he ran and stumbled, he noticed something hanging behind him. Thinking it was a branch that got snagged in his hood, he reached back and tried to pull it off, so it wouldn't trip him. But it wouldn't come off, when he pulled a jolt of pain shot up his spine and with horror blooming in the pit of his stomach he realized what it was.
A tail.
A quick swipe of his hand over his skull revealed what Sans had been looking at.
Ears.
He had a tail and ears. He didn't have those before passing out. Now he had them.
'wha' da hell is hapenin'???' Red could only guess the first attacker had something to do with his new appendages, but he didn't have much time to dwell on that.
No.
First he had to escape.
When he was safe, he'd get Edge and go to Alphys to get to the bottom of this. But for now, escape was his one and only priority.
He paused for a second, holding on to a tree as he tried to catch his breath. He could feel his stamina running out, the previous encounter and his new injuries and full body pain making it impossible to run much longer.
If he didn't think of something, the hunter would get him.
But what could he do? How could he escape?
Just as he got some breath back and tried to focus and think of something, a bone flew past his skull and embedded itself into the tree in he was leaning on.
The hunter found him.
He had to-
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.................. okay before you kill me for that cliffhanger! Listen! Guys! Friends! Pals!! Friendos! LISTEN! Please! XD
That's almost 1500 words... it should have been 500ish! Listen! I know the cliffhanger is bad, I really do! But like... it's 3 times the size it should be >.>;;;
And tbh this did not go the way I wanted it to soooooo... I'm gonna stop it there :P
There was supposed to be a secret smuty part to this but! I can only see it going very dark if it turns to smut at this point, and I don't see Sans being the type to do that, so I'm gonna leave this here :P
As for this fic, the end goal is kustard so Sans won't really hurt Red here. Why you ask if Sans is here to kill Red? Well, 2 reasons:
Sans is there to kill a werewolf that went insane and started killing monsters indiscriminately. That werewolf is the one that attacked Red but didn't kill him (Red's quick doge and bone attack saved him) but... it infected him, and he's starting to turn into a skeleton werewolf. So basically it's a matter of mistaken identity. That's why Sans was confused over Red's LV, it's too low for him to be the werewolf he's looking for. But Red was there (wrong place at the wrong time) so Sans figured the info might have been a bit wrong, and he attacked Red.
The second thing that raised Sans' doubt is that Red didn't attack him while he was blinded. If Red was the werewolf that Sans was tracking then he would have mercilessly attacked Sans, and even more than that, Red wouldn't have used bone attacks. The insane werewolf doesn't have the mental capacity to use magic anymore, just its insane strength and teeth :P
So Sans is just trying to tire Red out to capture him without either of them getting more hurt, and after that he'll take him with him, tie him up and figure out that Red isn't the real bad guy... then kustard time as Sans teaches Red how to cope with his new instincts UwU
THERE! I didn't leave you hanging completely! Just can't write all of this cause it would take forever XD
Hope you liked this twisty werewolf take on Red Riding Hood! :D
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kestrelteens · 1 year
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OHHHHHHHHH!! THAT'S TREE HOUSE!! I'm crying how beautiful is that?! Can you please tell me where to find the ladder and the swinging bench? It's so nice ughh please upload it
Hiii & thank you soo much, I'm really really glad you like it, I would be happy to upload it! :3
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And as for the wcif, the ladder can be found here and the swing bench is from here! <33
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prongsmydeer · 1 year
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Ayesha Liveblogs She-Ra S5 
“You’re not She-ra anymore, remember?” Unlike Bow, Adora is not adjusted to fighting without her powers LOL
You know, it didn’t really occur to me to question it until now but why do only five of the princesses have runestones? Spinerella and Netossa are princesses but they don’t get to be part of the balance of planet LOL
Scorpia, Entrapta and Micah in the intro ahhhhhh! I love this for all of them
“What is this?” Akorradora trying to access the Avatar state again:
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Shockingly tactful for Entrapta to suggest they’ll figure out where Glimmer is soon. You know what that is!! Growth!!!
“You saved me, and you’re gonna save my little girl.” Micah said: Have you heard of father figures. I am available
Ffhkjhg @ Adora defiantly charging every enemy she sees, magicless
“It seems [Hordak] had very little love towards you at the end.” Hordak said: I looked into my brother’s memories just so I could figure out how to hurt your feelings, Catra 
How nice of Horde Clone #1 to warn Team ScorDorBow that their camp was being attacked LOL if Micah hadn’t sent a signal they still could’ve gone back
[Shadow Weaver saves Micah from a bot] [Micah grunts, perhaps in both thanks and resentment] “You’re welcome.” The funky little aunty trauma emerging from Micah and Shadow Weaver. Call me compelled
Horde Prime offering his flagship speciality, Genoc!de Jello: 
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How does Glimmer get this whole view of the camp being attacked but somehow DOESN’T see Micah. Feels intentional 
“Ah, here she is, your beacon of hope. Adora.” Horde Prime is smarter than I gave him credit for in identifying Adora as the leader
Though, he saw all of Hordak’s memories. So. Eh on credit
“These princesses are so predictable with their feelings.” “As were you. Elevated heart rate, dilated pupils. Adora means something to you.” I was half-kidding about Horde Prime trying to figure out how to hurt Catra’s feelings but it was true
“Cast aside this false hero and deliver her to me.” Okay Lorde Hordemort
I know I’m like. Technically Millennial/Gen Z cusp. But as a self-identifying Millennial, the way this show was DEEPLY written by a Millennial. The media influences are clear 
I googled it and he was born in ‘91. HA
LMAO @ BOW TOSSING EVERYONE OUT OF ADORA’S TENT INCLUDING THE KING. PRIME MEDICAL ADVOCATE:
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I think Frosta should get to punch Horde Prime, as a treat
UNBELIEVABLE THAT ENTRAPTA STILL CARES MORE ABOUT TECH THAN FINDING GLIMMER HAHAHA. DIDN’T YOU JUST SAY LIKE TWO EPS AGO YOUR MAIN COMPLAINT WAS BEING ABANDONED. ONE STEP FORWARD, TWO STEPS BACK LMAO
Whatever, much like Mermista, I’ll take it if she’s not pro-Horde
Also: Djjfkjfkhfkj funny that Scorpia is now the mediator
Also also: Scorpia’s really good at impressions! 
“Little sister, why do you rebel against my commands?” Horde Prime calling Catra his little sister gives me the heebie jeebies. You are nothing like Daddy Hordak!!!! Not that Hordak was a good guy, but like. Hey. He had something to offer as a family dynamic
Ohhhhhhhhh poor Glimmer: 
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HAHA @ PERFUMA PUTTING ENTRAPTA ON A CHILD LEASH
“You don’t care about Glimmer or any of us. You only care about tech.” Are we FINALLY going to have Entrapta show some remorse. I hope so. AGAIN. I get that she’s probably representing a specific like. Cognitive situation. But NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE CAN CARE ABOUT THEIR FRIENDS!!!!!
“I thought maybe, if I could use tech to help you, you’d like me.” This line is a hard sell. Why then, do they have to talk Entrapta into doing anything for/with her friends by offering tech? Literally done so in this same episode? Just lean into the fact that she didn’t realize how much she’d hurt them rather than rejecting responsibility and suddenly deploying a tragic underlying motivation! 
I do genuinely like Entrapta!!! She is endearing in her way. I just think that they make her so neutral towards most people (save for Hordak, with whom she shares both technology and a seemingly familial-esque bond), and then inconsistently suggest she is people-motivated. Be accountable to your actions, babygirl!
“Glimmer needs us.” FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
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“Focus, Entrapta! Glimmer needs you,” said Entrapta, to herself. Loving Entrapta’s Empathy Era. Good for her!!
Ahhhhh Adora needing to let go of She-Ra to move on. <3333
“Yeah, it turns out I’m an awesome leader, so we’re gonna be fine.” Also loving Mermista’s Rebellion General Era!!!!!!!
“You want She-Ra? Come and get her!” MICAH, KING OF COSPLAY
“See you soon, babygirl.” I SWEAR IF I DO NOT GET A MICAH, GLIMMER AND ANGELLA REUNION, I WILL BE SO SAD
“You remember me, don’t you? Here’s a clue. You don’t like me. Hordak.” RETURN OF DADDY HORDAK AND THE FUCKED-UP FAMILY REUNION:
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Bow’s mediation skills and level-headedness are unmatched. If Adora is the Heart of the Rebellion, then Bow is the Head
The powerful healing energy of teenage girls sitting on the floor:
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“Your Adora causes you nothing but suffering.” Actually, I think Catra causes most of her own suffering, Horde Prime. This is just the manifestation of her Repressed Furry Space Lesbian Feelings
Platinum Hordak has such sad little eyes as he goes to the memory bath
Poor Bow is clinging onto his hinges for dear life trapped on a ship with the two princesses with the worst impulse control (aside from Bestie Glimmer LOL) kjhgkjhgjh
“You will be exalted, raised up above the other creatures of your wretched home world.” Is this Horde Prime’s way of saying Catra’s gonna be in his museum of war horrors
“I’ll never say sorry to anybody, ever,” said Catra, at age 7, and then she stuck to it for the next ten years of her life
“I want to do that one good thing in my life. Like you said.” YEAHHHHH CATRA AND GLIMMER
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(Cannot help but feel this will immediately bite Catra in the ass though)
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CATRA SAVING GLIMMER (AND INDIRECTLY, ADORA) AT THE COST OF HER OWN SAFETY. I LOVE U CATGIRL
“There’s no one left in the entire universe who cares about me.” [Immediate cut to Adora] WRONG
“Adora, I’m sorry, for everything.” I FORGIVE YOU IMMEDIATELY CATRA, THAT WAS ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR
Me last season: Catra/Adora is gonna be hard sell given how hurtful Catra has been for every single episode of this show
Me this season, after seeing Catra be nice twice: IT’S FINE
I keep thinking how unrealistic it seems that no one is being killed but at least with Catra it makes sense that Horde Prime would keep her, as she is the Adora Bait 
Adora is taking being used as a weapon WAY better than I expected jkghkjghg. I mean good for you but you’re allowed to be a little mad at Glimmer! 
“Like, one time, Kyle told me he had a crush on Rogel—” the Lizard Boy who speaks no words??? Kyle please. Also Kyle/Rogelio forever ❤️
“This is all my fault. Horde Prime only found us because—” “Because YOU activated the Heart of Etheria.” Bow is mad enough for the both of them, actually:
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”That was forever ago. A lot’s changed since then.” Bow said: Now I have broader shoulders, you have a different hair, and you’re a war criminal, Glimmer. Times have changed
I looked it up on the UN website to see which War Crimes Glimmer has committed, and I count at least two:
“Intentionally launching an attack in the knowledge that such attack will cause incidental loss of life or injury to civilians or damage to civilian objects or widespread, long-term and severe damage to the natural environment which would be clearly excessive in relation to the concrete and direct overall military advantage anticipated.” (Using the Heart of Etheria)
“Subjecting persons who are in the power of another party to the conflict to physical mutilation or to medical or scientific experiments of any kind [...] and which cause death to or seriously endanger the health of such person or persons.” (Turning the princesses into the weapon)
Starla with her boomerangs and magic owl and immediate sharing has already won me over
Do the robot arms imply that Tallstar is a double or quadruple amputee? Wild as hell
“I’m not leaving anyone behind!” YEAHHHH ADORAAAAAAAAA
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“Ready to do something that probably won’t work?” “Always.” Oh, how I’ve missed the Best Friend Squad
“We’re going to fight Prime, and take back our home.” Love this for the Star Siblings as well ❤️
“You get to be mad, for as long as you need to be. But I’m not going anywhere.” Glimmer is speaking MY love language
Swift Wind making magic radio calls to Adora every night is v sweet
How have none of the Horde clones alerted Horde Prime about the intruders in their server room lmao
Are we sure this isn’t Hordak? The crying seems kind of on-brand:
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Hahahaha, Wrong Hordak is a delight. The implication that all of the Horde clones are incredibly emotionally vulnerable sad boys if left to their own devices kjhgjhgkjgh. Hordak never stood a chance of being well-adjusted lmao
“I brought her to the light. Isn’t that right, little sister?” Hate every part of this for Catra. However. This animation fucking rules:
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“But you have already hurt me. Prime has set me free of that pain.” Quit blaming Adora for your repressed gay middle school crush, Catra. If it were about abandonment issues, please see the past five seasons when Adora has repeatedly extended her hand to you
I also like Catra’s new haircut. The hair changes in this show are good
“We both know I don’t matter.” “You matter to me!” 💞
BABYGIRL BACK IN ACTION. NOW I BELIEVE SHE’S 8 FEET TALL:
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I really hope the Helpful Hordak that they brought with them IS actual Hordak. I want to see him and Entrapta reunited
Update from thirty seconds later: It was not him, but he knows she is looking for him. Daddy Hordak will get his favourite daughter reunion soon enough
Helpful Himbo Hordak is my new favourite character. If anything happens to him I will [redact] everyone on this ship and then myself:
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IGFHKJFHKFJH SCREAM THEY ADDED HELPFUL HORDAK TO THE INTRO. I’M LOSING IT HIM HOLDING THE WRENCH AND SMILING 
“What do you care? I know you all hate me.” “I never hated you!” I am glad Catra is literally the first ex-Horde soldier to actually be dealing with some lingering guilt and complex dynamics emerging of her actions
Also. also. For the final time. Someone desperately needs to fix the captions of this show and stop dropping important words. The captions here drop the words ‘I know,’ which are important, because it signifies 1) Catra’s pre-empted conclusion (i.e. I don’t need to talk to anyone, I know how they feel about me) and 2) That this feeling of being hated is entirely rooted in herself (I feel that I am hated). I get that it probably has been outsourced and done as quickly as possible. But it is deeply inaccessible to people who rely on captions to understand what’s being said 
All of this caption mess is really a piss-poor-how-dare-you-say-we-piss-on-the-poor moment
Also. Kind of unrelated but something I’ve been thinking about since I looked up the Millennial who wrote this show. Why do the credits use a name he doesn’t go by anymore? The show is recent enough to reasonably be updating it. Like Umbrella Academy also had someone involved in the change their name, and they changed the credits on every prior episode to say Elliot. Did the creator for She-Ra choose to leave it? On Wikipedia it describes his production credits for this show as ‘credited by deadname’ which like, to me, suggests it’s not something he actively chose. For a show which tries to weave representation and inclusion into its fabric, its Netflix presentation is bizarrely thoughtless when it comes to real people!
We interrupt all the meta concerns to say: Hee hee, leetle kees on the volleyball court
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“Did you think she was going to just instantly become a different person?” LMAO @ ‘a different person’ being Glimmer and Adora’s code for ‘Catra trying not to be mean for more than 30 seconds at time’
There’s something very poetic and funny about Micah desperately wanting Frosta to accept him as a friend, like Frosta wanted from Glimmer
[Ominously] “Why don’t you stay for supper?” I KNEW something would wrong with Elberon ever since the Flutterina thing. Something has been brewing in the water here
“Horde ships coming right for us,” from Entrapta also sounds kind of like, “hardships coming right for us,” which is also true
I really feel like Adora should’ve yanked the chip out of Catra when she was still in She-Ra mode. Is it like. Connected to her brain stem?
[Groaning] “My daughter’s gonna hate me.” Micah is the love of my life
“It’s like they’ve been replaced by totally different people.” Hmmmmm
Elberon has gone full Spooky Mode. I love the constant Haunting Lighting:
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Entrapta clearly remembers every time she’s been wronged (being left in the Fright Zone, Catra taking her work and sending her to Beast Island). But somehow NEVER retains anything she’s done to wrong others (hacking the Black Garnet, creating the portal which took Glimmer’s mother). What kinda selective memory jkghkjghgjh. [Entrapta as Aslan meme voice] I forgor 
Wow. Catra admitting she wants Adora to stay is a real breakthrough!
“Just stay with me while I do it okay.” It’s a day of breakthroughs for Catra. I’m very proud of her!
You know. Aside from Adora being a literal alien. They’ve already established that she’s impervious to the cold, so why not, to her free-floating in space? 
Bold of her to jump out without checking though!
“Chip appears to be fused with the subject’s nervous system [...]” I guess Horde Prime did put it in her brain stem!
Catra said: I do apologies AND thank-yous now. I’m a new catwoman!
Glimmer and Bow immediately moving aside so Catra can sit between them. I love the Best Friend Squad!
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Not Spinerella being chipped!!!! Don’t harm our happy background emotional support couple
“Onward to a secret underwater party adventure.” Screaming over the fact that Scorpia, Perfuma, Mermista and Sea Hawk have decided the way they’re going to deal with the citizens of Etheria being turned into robot spies is by having a fancy dress party:
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I love that Perfuma is an excellent actress, good for her
LMAO @ MERMISTA AND SEA HAWK HAVING TO BEAT UP HALF OF THE PEOPLE THEY SEE. Feels like perhaps the easiest version of this plan would be leaving Sea Hawk at home 
“I just wanted to know what [setting someone’s boat on fire] felt like.” [Gasps] “You are everything I’ve ever wanted.” Mermista x Sea Hawk 5ever
The ratio of musical numbers really does increase as the shows goes on. Also losing it at Scorpia literally singing her deception to a room full of people: 
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“Strangest thing but I think we’ve met before.” DHJKDHDJHD has Prince Peekablue been replaced by Double Trouble
Update from 30 seconds later: Yes
Good for Netossa for noticing right away but for someone who has full access to his victims’ brains Horde Prime is sure not good at acting in-character for them. He should take a lesson from Double Trouble 
I should’ve figured that Mermista would be the one to get chipped at the incredibly convenient and inconvenient location of underwater but NOOOOOOOOOOO MERMISTA
They are messing with ALL of the emotional support background couples this ep
This party is not really going well for Team Princess at all: 
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THEY GOT PAPA GLIMMER TOO??? OH MICAH 😭😭😭
“That’s your cue, Hot Stuff. Let’s go.” Hahahah is Double Trouble calling Sea Hawk Hot Stuff because he likes to set boats on fire or just because they think he’s cute kjghkjghgkjhg
Kind of bizarre that Scorpia, despite being under water, has seen no impact of water conducting an electrical current. SHOULDN’T THAT BE A MAJOR ADVTANGE? 
SCORPIAAAAA. I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A NICE LITTLE REPRIEVE NOT HALF OF THEIR FRIENDS BEING LOST TO THE HORDE. THE FANCY DRESS OUTFITS BETRAYED ME:
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Very haunting when they end episodes with just silence ahhhhhhh
Ohhhhh the chipped friends going into the antagonist slot in the intro 😧
“Your plan is to ram through an armada of ships?” “No... Maybe!” Rare voice of reason moment for Catra LOL
Dhdkjhdjjdh Helpful Hordak immediately spilling Horde Prime’s vulnerabilities at the slightest prompting. Me oversharing about my health problems when people ask how I am 
Someone please clarify how they had a spacesuit with cat ear slots so readily available to them in the middle of hiding from a nearly omnipresent enemy. Was Adora just keeping this on board always in the hopes Catra would get her act together hahahaha: 
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LHFKJHFJHFKJH Bow and Glimmer looking between Adora and Catra perplexed whenever they make Lesbian Eye Contact 
Lesbian Eye Contact Count 1: Adora giggling at Catra as she tries to take off her unexplained custom-made helmet 
“So, wait. The plan is to barge ahead into the structurally unsound building to find some mystery person that we know nothing about, in the hopes that they somehow know how to defeat Horde Prime?” Catra is experiencing culture shock from the Rebellion planning strategies
It really takes Shadow Weaver like seconds to figure out how to get under everyone’s skin: 
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You know, surely there’s some kind of risk in plugging Helpful Hordak into this new building. You don’t really know what his reset button is
Lesbian Eye Contact Count 2: Adora staring as Catra makes a new door in their mysterious abandoned building:
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“Seems Wrong Hordak has begun to question the meaning of life. [Sobbing] “Who am I if not an exaulted brother of Horde prime?” Helpful Hordak bursting into tears the moment he has to deal with anything that he’s not used to. Relatable content
Catra was right to hesitate to take her helmet off, I think. Just because they can breathe doesn’t mean those glowing spores are safe
“I think the feeling I had about this place is a bad feeling,” said Glimmer, as they were chased out of a hallway by numerous spikes trying to impale them 
[Deadpanned and emotionless] “Go through the door on your left.” That Entrapta message doesn’t at ALL sound suspicious
Update from 1 minute later: It was not Entrapta speaking 
“I thought it was bad but it’s not. It’s magic.” Ohhhhhhhh love that Glimmer’s understanding of magic has grown with time!!! Her being the first to understand the illusions they’re seeing: 
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Is the illusion creature a cat or did it just choose to be a cat for Catra?
“I’m sorry I got angry. It’s something I’m working on.” [Endeared] “Oooh. You are?” Me and Adora being impressed and endeared whenever Catra shows the bare minimum of growth hahahaha
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I can’t believe the payoff for Catra’s five season fursona is that she can speak alien cat hahahaha
“They dug into the ground. Built machines.” “The First Ones. That’s what they were doing. They were mining this planet’s magic, just like on Etheria.” Everything eventually circles back to space colonization
God I love the addition of Melog, Space Cat to Team Princess
“Brothers, Horde Prime lied to us. He is a false ruler. We must rise up against him and free the universe from his unjust reign.” We love the self-radicalization of Helpful Hordak. He said we will seize the means of production and overthrow the bourgeoisie (his rude brother)
“Etheria isn’t a weapon. It’s a living creature.” Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Shadow Weaver said I see your Space Cat Friend and Raise You Planet Friend
“We can destroy the restraints the First Ones built, set the magic of Etheria free and use it against him.” Didn’t work too well when you tried that on Daddy Hordak, did it, Shadow Weaver? Shadow Weaver said: Never forgive, always forget
“What is this tingling sensation?” “That’s warmth, buddy.” That’s Rough Buddy vs. That’s Warmth Buddy stand-off in the streets
I was wondering if Melog was going to be added to the intro in this ep and while Melog wasn’t, I did notice how the Catra and Adora fight has changed to more of a friendly and playful ahhhh I love when intros match the emotional stories of the protagonists
What good is the Hive Mind if it can’t see She-ra right in front of them LMAO
“Oh... expressing facial emotion is a privilege reserved only for Prime,” said Helpful Hordak, like doesn’t burst into tears every time he’s stressed
Obsessed with Helpful Hordak mimicking any expression he sees ❤️: 
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[Horrified gasp] “Princesses? Where?” [slams door] wild that the princess propaganda that Catra and Adora were raised on as Horde children has eventually circled back to being true 
Hahahahah Glimmer and Bow are incapable of not trying to recruit people to the Rebellion for even 30 seconds in a shop
I like that Melog is now Catra’s means of using magic. If you're not born into royalty, adopt a giant cat with whom you develop a symbiotic magic relationship and it’s basically the same
“My fight is over. Lord Prime has given me peace.” [popular Netflix show voice] There’s no war in the City of Light
HAHAHAHAHA @ CATRA BEING OFFENDED AT ADORA HESITATING TO FIGHT HER CHIPPED HOMIES, WHICH IS NOT AT ALL THE SAME AS FIGHTING A FRENEMY WHO WAS A BELIGERENT BELIEVER IN TYRANNY UNTIL 4 EPISODES AGO
Adora: How are we supposed to fight our own friends?
Catra, scoffing, like she didn’t instigate 98% of their fights: It never stopped you before
I think Spinerella’s use of the word beloved (a term Netossa has said they don’t use) is Horde Prime being purposely cruel ☹️
“I must access the memories stored in this version.” Can’t believe we’ve graduated from Daddy Hordak to Grandpa Hordak 
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Speaking of Daddy Hordak, I have been waiting all season for him to find Entrapta and join the Rebellion. It feels like a matter of time 
Side note though: I do think he will sacrifice himself for the Rebellion and Entrapta. He’s done a lot of damage so I can only imagine that’s how his story will end with four-and-a-half episodes remaining
“So the only person I’m fighting here is... my own wife?” WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
“We were gone. We weren’t here to help our friends.” Bow you literally were helping your friends!! You can’t be every at once, sweet boy
“We won’t abandon Erelandia,” said Glimmer, before teleporting away
Perfuming crying because she hates managing people. Same girl:
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“But can we circle back to your not-at-all-weird-and-very-detailed theories on our weaknesses?” Netossa said: I have a had a lot of time and trauma while you were gone
“Glimmer: Crippling self-doubt mixed with overwhelming hubris.” “Whoa, whoa, whoa, that’s like, really personal compared to fire.”
1) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2) True
3) Same
“Your negative vibes aren’t appreciated here, Catra.” Perfuma directly calling Catra out for being a vibe killer
“They can’t defend themselves. They’re dads.” This is such a wonderful line, I feel like they just breeze past it jkdhkdjhdj
“’What did the First Ones say when they burned dinner? It was ruined.’” Bow’s parents leaving him a note about their secret hiding place with a doodle of themselves, drawn hearts and a joke inside is peak parenting. Lance and George deserve an award for this kind of communication:
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“This one’s mine.” Perfuma wants to stay above fighting her friends but Netossa truly has no such qualms about fighting her wife. She said: Are you kidding me, my wife will kill us, we gotta kick her ass
“Mara wasn’t alone. She was working with a group of rebels going against their First One’s leaders.” OOHHHHHH ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO RESOLVE MARA’S PLOTLINE? I LOVE
My money is on Arxia being the Fright Zone or Bright Moon
“Friendship isn’t a weakness. It’s my greatest strength. And Scorpia’s too.” Is this cliché? Yes. Do I adore Perfuma being too nice to hurt her friends anyway? Also yes!!!
“Because Spinny, you’re my weakness.” AHHHHHHHHH NETOSSA:
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Perfuma reassuring Catra that it’s okay to keep your heart open is why I think she should date everyone she interacts with. She just has the vibe of everyone she knows living in her heart
Well, colour me incorrect! Arxia is on Mystacor, I kinda forgot about Castaspella and Shadow Weaver LOL
Netossa and Spinerella being reunited in the intro with a kiss 🥺💘 I’m love them
“Would a ‘please’ kill you?” Fjlfjfjhfjkh that ‘a’ really sounded like an ‘I’ and was really thinking Castaspella was escalating hahahah
“Micah was an exceptional sorcerer even then. It’s a shame it didn’t run in the family.” Shadow Weaver is determined to antagonize everyone who has joined her on the Arxia Rebellion Field Trip
“This isn’t about tech. It’s about our chipped friends. If I can get this to work, I can save them.” THAT’S RIGHT BABYGIRL, ENTRAPTA’S EMPATHY ERA HERE TO STAY
Lesbian Eye Contact 3: Adora loving that Catra is trying to rescue her and Catra being embarrassed about it
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR TERRIBLE FOSTER MOM LMAO
“I see you and Catra are close again. Do you really think that’s wise?” Yaddah Yaddah Generational Trauma: Emotional Distance Edition 
Also this is horseshit, every time Adora has transformed this season has been in the interest of protecting a loved one
Speaking of generational trauma, DADDY HORDAK IS BACK BAYBEE:
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This is certainly a rough way for Glimmer to reunite with her father 
“Adora, it doesn’t always have to be you!” Ohhhhhhh Catra
Vhjkvhjvhkjvh I know it’s like. To prevent them from wreaking magical havoc. But wild for Adora cave-in Micah and two other sorcerers in a hidden magical prison without food or water 
“[Sacrificing yourself for Etheria] is what you’ll always choose. I don’t have to stay and watch it happen.” Someone was listening to Shadow Weaver’s emotional distance lecture a little too hard
“Adora doesn’t want me! Not like I want her.” It took her 51 episodes but Catra is finally admitting that her feelings for Adora are not entirely platonic LOL
Having non-verbal communication and comfort from an animal friend was really an element we’ve been missing until Melog. A talking horse just doesn’t hit the same feelings: 
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GO REBELLION:
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We are back to the realm of the Romantically-Charged Friendship Simulation. I wonder what Bow and Glimmer will see in here, if anything
You’re telling me instead of needing a bunch of princesses, all Horde Prime needs to do to activate the Heart of the Etheria is to invest in an auger drill? LMAO
"I never could’ve done any of this without you. Thank you for being the best friends anyone could ask for.” ADORAAAAAA ☹️☹️
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Catra going back to warn Adora only to stumble on to Shadow Weaver getting drunk in the middle of a war while Adora takes all the world’s burdens. Incredible. Truly representing the average parenting energy of this show
FINALLY they’re acknowledging that water conducts electricity. Just as the planet is about to explode
I can only imagine Entrapta being captured will trigger Daddy Hordak to turn. [Rafiki voice] IT IS TIME
“Take care of her, Horde Scum.” “That’s the plan, Sparkles.” I LOVE CATRA BEING IN THE BEST FRIEND SQUAD 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️
“Bow. I love you. I love you. I love you.” “I love you too.” Kind of figured Bow and Glimmer were headed in that direction. Every single friendship in this show is romantically charged hahahaha
More like the Best-Friends-To-Lovers Squad, am I right? 
“You’re worth more than what you can give to other people.” MARA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“Doesn’t it remind you of the first time we met? You also tried to kill me then. 😌❤️” Sea Hawk for Most Boyfriend in the History of Etheria
Everyone’s suddenly being really forthright about their romantic feelings. That’s TWO I love you exchanges from the Team Princess and self-admission from Catra. They said if we’re gonna die we might as well speak our feelings
“Hello Babygirl.” Micah for Most Haunting Use of Babygirl Award:
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“How strange. I must have fought her. I must’ve known her face. But I have no memory of it.” Last minute theory of Light Hope/Mara/Horde Prime love triangle. I don’t really think it’d happen, but it would HILARIOUS to me if it were true 
CATRAAAAAAAAAAAA (also Shadow Weaver). Ex-Horde reunion LOL
“My mother raised me to be brave. My friends taught me to be kind. And I’m stubborn. I get that from you. I will never stop fighting. And I won’t lose another parent.” GLIMMER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Side note: Until this point I have kind of been assuming Angella would be freed from her dimensional trap during the finale, but it doesn’t seem like that’s going to happen 
I love that Bow and Entrapta’s knowledge together is what takes down the chips!!!! TECH BOY AND TECH GAL FORCES UNITE
“It’s time to take back our world. It’s time to fight.” BABY BOY BOW INSPIRING ALL OF ETHERIA TO FIGHT BACK
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS SHADOW WEAVER CAN LEARN SOMETHING:
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“It’s too late for me. But you, this is only the beginning for you. I am so proud of you, Catra.” Shadow Weaver said: The cycle ends with me, actually
“Whatever happens, I am staying with you.” Catra said: ‘Til death do us part, Adora
“I made a life of my own. I made... a friend. I am Hordak, and I defy your will.” I knew Daddy Hordak was incapable of killing his favourite child: 
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Hordak didn’t really think through the whole Hive Mind thing when he threw his brother/parental figure/supreme overlord into a bottomless pit
Adora’s dreams for the future are so sweet ahhhhhhhhhhhhh:
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(On a less serious note: What wild hair choices for everyone LMAO)
“Don’t you get it? I love you. I always have. So please, just this once, stay.” They got there eventually! GOOD FOR THEM 
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Not to be dramatic but lesbian love is literally going to save the whole universe. I repeat: GOOD FOR THEM ❤️❤️❤️
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I’m not sure if I fully understand why the hell the First Ones did all of this planet weaponization if all it took to defeat Horde Prime was She-Ra finding a lover she could find strength in. They really took the path of Most Resistance 
“I remember you.” I cannot believe that She-Ra just exorcised the Horde Prime out of Hordak as if he were a particularly vindictive ghost and not his clone brother/paternal figure/supreme overlord controlling via Hive Mind:
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“Hordak! I’m so glad you’re back.” AWWW ENTRAPTA AND DADDY HORDAK REUNION 
(Does no one care that Hordak has been terrorizing society for over a decade prior to this, and is probably responsible for killing a bunch of their parents? No? I really thought he was going to die, LMAO)
Edit after posting: Befuddled by what the creator had to say about this relationship, DO BETTER AT DEPICTING AGE AND DYNAMIC LMAO 
“Hello! I’m your dad.” GLIMMER AND PAPA MICAH REUNION 😭❤️
Scorpia said, to Catra: My kekkei genkai is forgiveness
“So are we all just like, okay with this?” asked Mermista, glancing at Hordak suspciously, verbalizing what I believe they should all be thinking jgjhkgh
The Fall of Salineas could not be THAT long ago omg 
“Look at us. From capturing you to us now being buddies. This is so dope.” Hahahaa, the off-screen dialogue in this scene is def improv
“What a sweet and optimistic ending of everyone having a peaceful friendship, familial and romantic reunions and the protagonists deciding to plan a fun little road trip to bring magic back to the universe, which could not possibly backfire on them given the amount of space colonization that has happened in order to harness magic as a weapon thus far. As with Hordak, we will pretend we do not see it 😌❤️:
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oooooooooh im watching ep 4 now and. well.
ALANNA CAN'T KEEP GETTING HOTTER EVERY SINGLE EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AN ATTACK ON ME PERSONALLY
"i don't know if she's ever been happy" I'M NOT SURE IF THAT LINE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT ALANNA IS OSTENSIBLY MOIRAINE'S CLOSEST FRIEND (Lan excluded) AND YET SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW. ABOUT. SIUAIRAINE. BUT IT SURE DID MAKE ME THINK ABOUT IT!!!! I AM BITING!!!
THE GHEALDANIAN RED OOOOOOOOH I AM NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED TODAY. BITING!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
i am not willing to discuss what sort of area of my favourite character ranking liandrin is currently inhabiting god bless 🙏
WOLFBROTHER ARC LET'S! FUCKING! GOOOOOOOOOOO
HOPPER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
alksfjsdlkgjldfg WHAT are non book-readers making of the Lanfear plot. I literally need to know. The dynamics are so fucking crunchy insane but like only if you KNOWWWWW. If you don't Know this must seem like the most outrageously nonsensical tropey writing on the planet asklfjskdgjdfklgjdfklg
THIS LIANDRIN & NYNAEVE SCENE IM CLAWING AT THE. FUMKIN WALLS
i amb. going fucking INSANE
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ASK ME VERY NICELY OVER TEA OHHHHHHHHH IM GOING TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES
EGWENE AND ELAYNE SHOULD KISS!! THEY SHOULD KISS!!! I WANT THEM TO KISS AND IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN!! SHUT UP ABOUT RAND AL'THOR LET THE GIRLS KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FALME! FALME! FALME! LITERALLY LET'S FUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"you are a complication" MMMMMMMSKLDFJDLKGJDFLKGJLFKGHJDLKFGJDLKFJGKLDFJGLKSDAKLFJSLDKFJLDGDFG IM EATING GLASS IM EATING GLASS. GLASS GLASS GLASS
ISHAMAEL BITCH TF U DOING HERE
somehow this is the first time i've actually grasped how cairhien is supposed to be pronounced
MMMDSKFJDSGKLSDFJGDLFKJG OKAY AS A BOOK-READER (...ignore that i've only read like 20% of the series IGNORE IT) I HAVE GOT TO ADMIT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE WAY THEY COULD HAVE PLAYED OUT THE LANFEAR PLOT FUCKING HELL. LIKE I HAVE TO CONCEDE IT DOES FUCKING SLAP. SDKLFJDSLKF LITERALLY ACTRESS OF THE CENTURY MY GOD. she's like if a femme fatale was. well. idek what but oh my god askldjslkf im in HYSTERICS
"did you just CHANNEL" gIRL
sorry no i can't get over this i literally hated rand's book 2 arc sooooooo much but holy fuck it had to be adapted SOME way or another and this is really truly genuinely THE funniest way. i love it here fr fr
GOD SHE IS LITERALLY JUST A POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE PLANET AND ALSO SOOOOOOO EVIL IM OBSESSED WITH HER FR
HOLY FUCK THAT ENDING IM ASKLFJALKDJFLKASDGJLKDFJGLDKFGJ MOTHERFUCKER
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sebsxphia · 9 months
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Sebbie m'dear, I'm really glad to hear you're doing well and I am sorry for your loss. If you need to talk I'm always around but there's no pressure to do so at all.
I really, really enjoyed that soft Preacher!Rhett drabble you wrote out (hit a little bit harder than usual but I absolutely love that side of him and can't resist it, lol). Might I offer you another in return??
I was thinking about it being fall and the weather growing colder. It's getting to be spooky season which means the church's annual Halloween party is right around the corner (like I said, man of God or not, Rhett loves Halloween and all the fun that comes with it) and that means the church craft market, the farmers' market and the Halloween fundraisers for the childrens' and veterans hospitals etc.
Rhett doesn't really have to shoulder too much duty in the fall seeing as he has you and the babies to look after. It's one of those crisp, autumn Sundays where you've just shooed the babies outside to go and play in the leaf piles that Rhett's raked up or blown with the leaf blower and they're all in their little flannel jackets and sweaters.
You're inside the house where it's nice and warm and cozy, the woodstove in the living room is going as is Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride". Baby Dallas, your youngest that you and Rhett adopted, is snoozing away in his little wicker bassinet in the living room, all snuggled under his crocheted blankets, sucking away on his little blue paci while the family cat is nested in beside him, purring away. You're slow cooking a chuck roast in the little red dutch oven full of carrots, celery, pearl onions, garlic, herbs, spices and a rather liberal helping of red wine (lol) and the house smells soooooooo good.
Rhett and the older children all come traipsing in from the chilly afternoon to the smell of dinner slow cooking in the oven. The babies all head down to the playroom that you and Rhett had made for them, waiting for the rest of your friends and family to come over for Sunday dinner including an elderly neighbor of Rhett's who's never missed a Sunday service since she was little. You and Rhett both share a little bit of a slow dance in the kitchen until Dallas starts waking up from his nap and wants his daddy.
You and Rhett both hang around in the kitchen for a little while, you to get the dinner prepped and him to have the baby close by in case he needs to feed (he definitely wasn't against you using a home remedy or something from the doc to stimulate the milk flow when you adopted Amy and she needed to feed and also knew you needed to do the same for Dallas when he came out of his incubator). Even still, you both look at the little stone claddagh ring wall plaque that says "Bless This House", you and Rhett know full well that you are and always will be.
ohhhhhhhhh my love my love my loveeeee! if this isn’t the dream! i’ve mentioned it before, but that season is my absolute faveeee and i felt so warm, cosy and comforted reading this, it was so lovely and really what i needed rn 🥺
to live a content and cosy life like that with rhett would just be the dream! i loved all the little descriptions of yours 🥹
thank you so much for this sweet and comforting thought, and for your well wishes. it means so much to me and you know i’m always here if you need me too 🥺 ilysm, mwah mwah mwah! 💗🫶🏼
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So, I haven’t come up with a name for this AU yet, but it’s a Fandroid and 404 swap AU.
Fandroid was made to be the successor to the bots before him, just like in canon. But something went wrong when he was being made, making him different to how ADHOC wanted. So they decided to shut down the project for a bit. Soon, Fandroid was stored away.
Eventually, they discovered 404, an error message that became sentient. Some scientists thought this was interesting, so they decided to work on 404. Giving him a body of his own and making him work with music.
Eventually, 404 became the new face of their current musical robot project, leaving Fandroid to be abandoned, not worthy of being continued.
404 was never told about Fandroid, so he has no idea that they exist. He lives his life in that one room, eventually going through things that canon Fandroid went through, like making music, playing games on streams, and meeting Melody and becoming her friend.
When Fandroid eventually showed up, 404 was confused, offering to let Fandroid hang out. But Fandroid didn’t want that. They wanted 404 dead.
Now, onto some notes about the two.
404:
-His body is more complete version of his canon appearance. He’s properly built and not just made up of random parts.
-Despite being a bit snarky when he’s upset, he’s genuinely a nice, calm, and polite guy. Though he’s not nervous about calling out anyone in chat that’s being weird or inappropriate. He will call them out on the spot.
-he’s very confused about the fact that he has people simping for him. He just genuinely doesn’t get why people think he’s attractive.
-instead of the chip tune style of music that canon Fandroid does, 404 tends to do more swing style music for his fan songs.
-Despite not being as energetic as canon Fandroid, 404 still makes good gaming content, even when playing by himself.
-He gets along with Melody and Frogbot the best. He’s tolerant of Fandrew. He’s gets along well with B-PO too. They two usually just jokingly make little jabs at each other.
Fandroid:
-Hates 404 for taking what was supposed to be theirs, even though it technically wasn’t 404’s fault. They want 404 dead and want to take his place once he dies.
-He’s willing to kill the others if they get in his way of achieving his goal.
-He dislikes Melody, Frogbot, Fandrew, and B-PO for supporting 404.
-Since he has his own body already, he’s doesn’t really need to destroy the other robots. Though he did destroy business bot for a few spare parts.
-Isn’t as expressive as canon Fandroid due to how upset he is. He see’s no need to waste power and space on that.
-Sounds like canon Fandroid, except with a more serious tone.
-due to still being a singing robot, they’ll sometimes sing to themselves.
ohhhhhhhhh
this au is really interesting! I really like the idea of it.
I have a feeling this version of Fandroid would be. an absolute menace if given the chance 😭
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heres like. a first draft sketch of what I'm seeing him as
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ashlingiswriting · 2 months
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the nations favorite writer - offer us any advice? going through a writers block rn
oh god i’m so sorry this took me so long, things got crazy for a second and i forgot 😭 thoughts below!
here (1, 2) are a couple posts that seem pretty helpful, but now i’m just gonna talk about what helped me with my last bout of writer’s block because i can still remember it in detail
again this is all just my own observations about myself because that’s kinda all i have—i’m no expert
i had too many other things going on and i did need to cut down on other hobbies a bit (in this case, i had to cut down on rp) because those other things all were...relatively small tasks and they took less time, so my brain would often go “hey what about this short and rewarding task vs this long and intimidating task?”
which goes hand in hand with training your focus—i think my phone really does impact that in a bad way. reading books helps with training focus, as does muscling through. i know muscling through goes contrary to a lot of advice, but it helped me. because a lot of times, i would start writing a scene and go, ‘wow, i hate this!’ but knowing that i didn’t have another idea of what to do, i just kept going until i realized why it felt wrong. and there were like...four or five different breakthroughs like that when i was writing my latest chapter. just ‘OHHHHHHHHH’ moments that i got to only after writing like a thousand or more words that i would not end up putting in the fic. it is NOT always like this but if you’re really blocked, sometimes it’s just cause you’re writing a genuinely emotionally complicated and crucial bit and your brain has to go down the wrong path a few times before it figures out the right one
part of that is figuring out what you feel about your current scene? like, sitting down and writing a certain scene, i would go, ‘no, this feels wrong, i don’t like it, i hate it’ and sure enough my instincts were right. it WAS bad. it was bad because it focused too much on the logistics and details of a side plot when i didn’t want to waste all that precious real estate and audience attention on something that was not connected to the core of my story. but i didn’t fully realize that till i was done. it was still good that i’d written out the long version, because it laid out all the information i needed (plus a bunch i didn’t, but still). idk. i love editing more than writing on a blank page. i love cutting more than i love creating. this may be a me thing.
could also be something went wrong earlier on, like your actual scene idea is quite good but you didn’t lay enough emotional or plot foundation for it to hit as hard as you want it to? reread your previous bits of fic and see if you can find the problem there?
i think peer pressure and/or friendship are huge for this—i don’t mean peer pressure as in ‘silly anti-drug advertisements where all the cool kids try to make you do weed’ i mean ‘hanging out in a community of writers & artists and/or with friends where there’s an atmosphere of people lowkey always working on their craft, whatever that may be’. because truly i think it helps keep writing top of mind & sort of normalizes the emotional struggles. plus the camaraderie is really nice! 
my current home of choice is the narcos fandom discord (which is only about 25% about narcos fandom at this point lbr) but i know there’s a ton of different places out there to be a fic writer in community with other fic writers, so take your pick. i will say that not every community is perfect and i think the ideal community strikes a balance between participation & low stress—that is, people support each other but they don’t feel like they have homework-reading they have to do that they’ll get penalized for not doing? yk? i’m rambling whoops
plus, getting a friend that is willing and HAPPY to talk through the fic with you—an editor, a beta reader, something like that—is a godsend. truly without bellinitini/narcolini i would literally not have even published chapter one of my current longfic. but the key is to find someone who genuinely is interested or who is willing to do a bit of a swap; you help them with theirs, they help you with yours.
and then there’s the audience for longfics, which may or may not apply to you. cannot lie, rereading comments, even for previous fics that are unconnected, is extremely motivating! maybe that’s just me! (i don’t think that’s just me) on that note, if you’re feeling real desperate you can always reblog ask games about your WIPs so that you can interact with your audience a bit?
you could always try to take in more art—that’s usually pretty refreshing for me. canon review is great, but taking in other stuff (fictional books especially) can make your brain start thinking in different ways, especially if your brain is a bit spongy like mine and tends to absorb little bits of other writer’s styles if you chug a lot of them. you could try to find books that deal with the same setting, the same themes, or the same relationship dynamics.
so for example, i read colorless tsukuru tazaki and his years of pilgrimage by haruki murakami in prepping for my next chapter of richiefic because richie references it in season 2. and genuinely, reading it made me understand his character a bit better. but i also have a character going to prison, so i have read some of the works of george pelecanos (the novel drama city and several short stories), because pelecanos deals with the justice system in a way that i think is admirably clearsighted, not melodramatic, very honest. i’m fixing to reread some of the parade’s end series because ford madox ford is, to me, one of the greatest of all time when it comes to complicated conversations where two characters are completely legible to the audience—completely understandable—while struggling through emotionally complicated conversations with each other. and i am about to try and get some more books set in women’s prisons + books set in modern day chicago. reading stuff with the context of “i’m about to write something related to this” is such a good way to read stuff, too. just feels really good and sometimes you need a positive feeling when you’re struggling through the depths of depair i mean writer’s block.
movies and tv are good too, though imo they’re not as helpful. i...personally avoid reading other people’s fanfic like the plague if they’re dealing with a specific pairing whose longfic i’m struggling to finish.
just putting it down and coming back in two-three weeks sometimes helps. couldn’t tell you why.
and finally. you could always drop the fic. it feels shitty for a while, but if the muse has genuinely left you for good, you deserve to enjoy the freedom instead of just like...struggling onwards indefinitely. this has happened to me with longfics before and it always makes me sad. but sometimes there is genuinely nothing you can do, and in those cases, forgive yourself <3 this is a hobby, after all
my top three recommended tactics, without knowing details of your situation, are: talk with a friend/editor, take in more art, muscle through. in that order.
i hope that helped??? i’m very sorry about your writer’s block, it’s the worst thing in the world. and i’m sorry that it took me so long, i need to be more organized
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suinumi · 2 years
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In the 2nd part of Sui’s Terraria book ramble, i am going to talk about my personal favourite of the four:
The Exploration and Adventure handbook! taking on a green colour for its cover.
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Well just from seeing who is on the cover, you can probably guess why it is my favourite handbook; the travelling merchant is the one narrating! Also, exploration is legit one of my favourite things to do in video games so the topic is also a nice bonus! Note that I will refer the travelling merchant as TM later on! I’m just lazy so i type out TM instead lmao
There is a lot to unpack here, the idea that the Guide asks around several NPCs to write a series of guide books is actually quite cute. It reminds me of the friendship journal from MLP season 4 since everyone gets to chip in, even if its just small tips and info. Hell, the angler even got a section in this book which i will show later on and i will also mention some head canons about it too!
Also, i feel like the writer does a better job at showing the personalities of the NPCs, which you can probably see from the intro. The skeleton merchant mentions, the TM trying to make this interaction a deal and the admissions quote feels likes something i can see the TM say or do hjbfjnvkd-
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More skeleton merchant jabs in the unique sights in the underground page. I just found that quite amusing as this gives me a better idea on how these two merchants probably view each other. Also him suggesting that we sell the crystal hearts to him as a better option. Good grief this guy is such a rat i love it
(Also small mention of everyone’s favourite undead archeologist, thought you’d find that interesting)
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IDK WHY but i always found Skeletron page in general struck out to me as quite wholesome. The words of encouragement like “you can do it!” and “Don’t get discouraged if you can’t beat him on your first try” is something i don’t really imagine as something the TM would say but I am not complaining! 15 year old me liked to imagine that he has a little bit of a softer side because of this AND the angler mentions in this book which You’ll see soon >:3
Also the enchanted sword section was quite fun to read as it shows his personality well.
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Wanted to put these two pages here because of the guide voodoo doll mention. Bet y’all would like it C:
Furthermore, that omelette analogy really is the cherry on top considering i always feel horrible killing the guide and the TM here is like :D omelettes
ALSO that disclaimer about using the pwn hammer? Legendary and awful at the same time. But jokes said, the Hardmode biome page is probably one of my favourite pages in the book
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The unicorn on the stick description kinda speaks for itself
…. a bridge….what….where….how?????
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FINALLY i can talk about this, i wasn’t expecting it but I honestly LOVE how the writer gave the TM and the angler a nice friendly relationship. In the ocean biome page, the travelling merchant called the angler his friend and I’m just like ohHHHHHhhh <33333333333
I want to let you know that when he mentions other NPCs, he usually calls them as “colleagues” or “client” as with the guide. So calling the angler is friend is just so scrunkly
What’s more, is that the travelling merchant got the angler to write a section in the book. Even if he had to bribe him, the TM still called him a good kid and just said some nice things about him in general. This part is just so cute and is also why i personally headcanon the TM and angler to be on good terms :>
This is also another reason why I imagine the travelling merchant to have a softer side too :0
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This small fishing section is quite a joy to read and this is saying a lot since i dont actually like fishing that much in game ^^;
I can really read and feel the anglers personality in these pages. He such a lil shit and i mean that in a endearing way :>
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Aaaand here is the conclusion! I like reading these and the intro because it feels like the NPCs are greeting/ saying their goodbyes.
Finally I want to talk about how the TM literally says “cheerio” that’s like THE most stereotypical British way to say bye and as a Brit, this hits different and i don’t know if that’s a good thing or not. I have never actually said or heard anyone unironically say cheerio in years LMAO
Anyways I headcanon the TM to be British because of this, thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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The amount of headcanons for my favourite NPC that i have made because of this book MANNNNN
Like I said, this one is my favourite of the four so FINALLY being able to talk about it was just, such a huge joy for me. I hope you liked me rambling about this handbook. Once again, feel free to share your thoughts, opinions and even headcanons of the NPCs from reading these page shots ^^
Also i found a way to get around that 10 picture limit, I’ll just compile two page shots like in this post. I post from my phone/tablet so the limit isn’t 30, but i think i can manage this! Do let me know if the quality is okay and you can at least read it :0
I will be tackling the Hard-mode Handbook next and we are now halfway through the Terraria handbooks! Don’t feel too down as i also have the Official sticker book to talk about after the guides so i hope that gives you something to look forward to!
See you in the next one! :D
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harryfeatgaga · 2 years
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oh I think “baby boy” is reserved for when you wanna fuck lol like you’re both at a party on some island and it’s winding down, and you’re the only ones outside and you’re leaning up against the outside bar, looking at him with his shirt unbuttoned and the little flush in his cheeks from the heat and the night breeze from the ocean plays with his hair and he’s just rocking his hips and shoulders gently to the music playing inside and his drink in hand, and he sees you looking and dances up to you with his lip between his teeth and is like “like what you see darling?” And you put your hands on his hips and tilt your head back and laugh as he’s moving to the music and Harry would kiss your neck right now but you bring your head up before he could, and then you look at him. Like really look at him and bite your lip and you lean in to kiss him hard and he’s wrapping his arms around your back, the chill from his glass feeling nice on your warm skin, and you taste like the pineapple from your drink and your strap on your dress has slipped down your shoulder and he’s taken more notice of your tanlines left from your swimsuit, and when you part he’s chasing your lips before he opens his eyes and you smirk all sweet-like and pulling on his arms so they from from around you. As they come down, you grab his drink and finish the rest of it and place it on the bar top, and he’s looking at you with a lil grin on his face and you tilt your head in a direction and wink a little bit and say “c’mon baby boy” and Harry’s eyes immediately lights up, his tongue pressing into his cheek as you giggle and move to walk ahead of him guiding him with his hand in yours and he’s rushing up behind you because he’s all riled up and is pressing his face into your neck and groan as you laugh because he’s talking about how good he’s gonna give it to you tonight.
OHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKIGJNG GODDDD SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP IM OBSESSED WITH THIS ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEDRBFHUJVI THIS IS SO HOTTTJNGJNVJ FUCKFUCKFUCFUCKCKFKJVKJFVKMFNJKMNJVMNFGJVK
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tsuki-sennin · 8 months
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Two years have past since the end of the war with the Bugnarok Empire. Under the guidance of its new King, Jeremy Brasieri, the Bugnarok are now recognied by the other five kings as their own sovereign nation. However... centuries of pain cannot be undone so soon. Not when the world faces ever greater peril.
And... after that... Freaky Friday x 3.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Oh.
-He dead.
-Kamejim's an alien, huh?
-Ohhhhhhhh, that's a lot of bugs.
-Well, his majesty King Gira certainly looks older.
-Everybody seems to be resting on their laurels.
-Rita would be ashamed.
-"Oh... I see... Well, that's not the least bit surprising."
-What the hell happened to our worldwide government?
-"Please stop crying, it's not your fault! D:"
-The aliens are coming! We've been compromised!
-"I do, yeah!"
-Dugden Dujardin...
-"Right, here's the deal. You're all gonna hand your planet over to me.
-THEY THREW THEM IN JAIL?
-WHY THO
-RITA YOU RUN THE JAILS HOW-
-"Hey buddy, you lied to me, y'know?"
-Ohhhhhhhhh
-Holy shit
-This guy is just Bug-type Evolt.
-Oh my God.
-Y'know, I can't say I expected intergalactic genocide from this show.
-"Wow, you're right! I am mocking you."
-I have to say, the green screen halos add a lot to how surreal and terrifying he is.
-Hey, wait a fucking second, that's America on that earth model!
-All that with a flick.
-He nearly destroyed all of America.
-Racules you motherfucker
-Gira says "Up yours, Dugdump."
-Whoaaaaaaaa, who is that?
-J
-Jesters.
-Gorma...
-Man's got his own roster.
-Jimmy, of course, was here the whole time.
-I suppose God's sitting this one out.
-The Tyrant King returns.
-Ohsama Sentai! King-Ohger!
-Lovin' the new hair, Yanma.
-Kaguragi seems just about the same as he always is.
-Ran, on the other hand... Absolutely serving.
-Oh, short hair Rita. Love it.
-Rita's one gray eye...
-We are so back. ...even though really it hasn't been that long.
-"Freeze, stinkbug."
-Oh great, Jimmy slipped away.
-Oh
-Oh my god.
-What kind of fucking PC needs global power siphoning?
-HIMENO CAUSED A WILD FIRE
-KAGURAGI CREATED A FARM TANK
-RITA WOULDN'T FUCKING TAKE A VACATION
-Yes, kings are back, I saw last episode.
-Intergalactic clown bugs.
-We traded Dezzy for this jhkhkl
-Gorma's already come up with a perfect scheme~!
-Kaguragi's a flasher I see.
-Oh wait, no Himeno???
-Goddamn, Kaguragi's living it up.
-Yanma, you're in the middle of a tundra, why the hell did you take Rita's shoes off?
-There is literally no episode premise better for an ensemble cast like this than a Freaky Friday plot.
-Ohhhhh, I noticed that Rita covered Yanma's eye. It must be blind.
-The actors are absolutely nailing each other's mannerisms, holy crap.
-I'm glad Kaguragi and Jeremy are enjoying themselves :)
-Himeno's still absolutely serving in Kaguragi's body.
-"Yanma... please... hurry up, I need it."
-"Dude, c'mon, you're already making yourself home in my body, at least-"
-"GIVE!"
-My current theory as to why Rita covers their mouth so much is because they have an oral stim they view as particularly embarassing. I imagine it must've hurt a lot when Gira laughed so hard.
-It is so weird hearing Rita's voice speaking so casually.
-Apparently Ran's not built enough for Kaguragi's liking.
-"Oh, trust me, Mantis Lady! You gotta knead your dough and feel the burn to make a nice, extra crispy bread."
-Gorma Jumpscare.
-Gorma Rosalia...
-Ninpo! Body Swap Art!
-"Beat me, and you'll be heading right home."
-Ohgai Busou!
-Oh, right, just because the minds switch around doesn't mean the authorization does.
-Nin!
-Oh, Rita smiled, that's nice :)
-"Jeremy, you're thinking a little too generously..."
-And this is Gira saying this, so you know this is gonna be a geopolitical nightmare.
-Jesus Christ Himeno jkjhjkmnhl
-Well at least Kaguragi's employing a bit of aid.
-SEBAS WHAT
-"No fighting."
-C
-Cross-brained fox.
-"I'm arresting each and every last one of you bastards!"
-Yanma, Yanma, Yanma, Yanma!
-Aw, Jeremy :)
-Not the least bit surprising that Gira and Jeremy are taking this the best.
-"Whaaaaaaaat? Nooooo, nooooooo, I don't think the Bugnarok are responsible for this, nooooooo!"
-Huh
-I have to disagree Jeremy, that was insanely quick, considering.
-Heat stroked out.
-Having a bit of a wild day.
-"Suppose we've spent a bit too much money on healthcare..."
-There's a certain elegance in Kaguragi's interpretation of Kamakiri Ohger.
-That's a really cool way of tying the body swaps into the fight scene though, I won't lie.
-They mad.
-Bang!
-That's our Jeremy.
-We won! Technically!
-Now to remove the Ninja
-OH FUCK
-Ohhhhhhh, you're one tricky son of a bitch, aren't you Gorma?
-Oh man, shit's getting real now.
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bailaconox · 1 year
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APRIL 27, 2023 - ONLYONEOF GRAND AMERICA TOUR IN TORONTO
I started the day out with my right dress circle balcony ticket and three premium snapshot tickets. Then, at 5:30pm, I bought a VVIP ticket for $50 CAD from someone in line who got a better queue number! I got a fansign, autographed poster, hitouch, group photo, a better seat, and my three snapshots all for cheaper than if I bought VVIP when tickets first went on sale 😭💜 Two days later and I'm still convinced none of that was real but here's what happened...
So first we wait in line all looped around the stairs for the fansign where we get our autographed poster (or album if you brought one, I obviously didn't). We heard screams and look over to the stairs by the front of the line aND THE BOYS ARE JUST CASUALLY WALKING UP THEM ????? I ASSUMED THEY WERE ALREADY WAITING INSIDE THE ROOM SO THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD... I only saw the backs of their heads but ohhhhhhhh it was so surreal.
I went into this with 3 premium snapshots and a balcony seat. That was, until I saw someone selling a VVIP ticket for $50, so at 5:30pm I bought it and got in line and had no idea what was in store for me.
Then the fansign starts and given that I am 231 of maybe 250 people or whatever I have to wait a while but .. oh .. walking into that room ..
Kyubin was first and he had a little stick on nose jewel thing so I complimented that and he said I like your nose ring 🤧💜
Next was Nine and he had a little face jewel thingy and
me: I love your face jewel!
nine: I love YOU!!!!!
In exactly the tone of voice you would expect Nine to say it in.
Then it went Yoojung, Rie, Mill, and Junji and I ran out of shit to say I was just so scared and nervous but happy so they all were like Thank you for coming to the show and I like I said thank you in response???? GIRL IDK I SMILED .. I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OKAY ...
Mill's smile is infinitely more beautiful in real life though and he winked at me and I felt a piece of my soul ascend into the heavens in that moment.
THEN we looped back through the lineup to be sent back in for hitouch and the group photo in groups of 10 people. I made friends with the girl in front of me, number 230, so I was sad when she was number 10 and I was number 1 of the next group. WHICH WAS ALSO TERRIFYING AS SHIT TO BE THE FIRST ONE INTO THAT ROOM FOR THE NEXT HITOUCH GROUP PHOTO OHHHHHHHHH ITS SO SCARY AND EXCITING.........
So they were all so happy and friendly and nice and sweet and kind and beautiful inside and out.. And with the way they organized things I was on the end kneeling next to Kyubin and he asked if I was okay when I went to kneel down and IDK if that was because of my outfit (skirt and tights) or because I looked anxious as fuck 🤧💔 But yeah then we made the hand heart thing and GOD THIS TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR THE SNAPSHOT WITH HIM I GIFTED TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!
So yeah then we leave and line up to be let into our seats and I end up being the 9th row back on the left side. Then I just got to sit there and process things for a moment until the show started.
And I won't go through every single detail of the actual concert but I will say I have never laughed more at a show than I did last night!!! They are so funny and charming and endearing and witty and amazing... AND DEAR GOD ALL THAT CHOREOGRAPHY LOOKS AMAZING IRL THEY DID SO WELL AND I AM SOOOOOOOO IMPRESSED AND AMAZED AND IN AWE OF IT ALL
After the show obviously was the snapshots and because I had premium I was first but because of how things turned out I ENDED UP BEING FIRST IN LINE FOR RIE???????????????? Which again so scary so exciting very nervous anxious oh the anticipation...
So I chose the V pose and for a split second I put my arm behind him until I was like OH WAIT NO then I corrected myself and honestly I was so nervous I didn't really realize in the moment that he put his other arm around me !!!!!!!!!!! After that I told him he was an amazing performer and I was so so so happy tonight and I can't remember his exact response tbh 😭😭😭
Next I lined up for Mill and I chose the half flower pose?? IDK what to call it but yeah we did that and then I told him he has a beautiful smile aND ONCE AGAIN I DON'T REMEMBER HIS EXACT RESPONSE 😭😭😭 But we said bye and then parted ways 💔
Finally I went up for Junji and we did the hand heart pose and um 🥲 Whatever I had planned to say went out the window and I just started saying anything like I love you.. Thank you so much... I know I told him he was my favourite and I THINK he was like happy surprised BUT I CANNOT RECALL EXACTLY HOW HE RESPONDED 😭💔😭💔😭💔 It was sweet and cute though..
I hung around for a minute to make sure my photos developed properly and saw Mill's premium line ended first and GOD I WAS TEMPTED TO GO BACK UP THERE AND JUST SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN... But alas I did not and so I left the room and the venue and went back to my hotel room.
Final Thoughts? Oh I am definitely still in shock and it'll take me a while to process any of that let alone ALL of that. I'm exhausted and happy and GOD I AM SO HAPPY?!! Thank you OOO and thank you person who sold me VVIP and thank you number 230 my new bestie and thank you to Studio Pav for not fucking anything up tonight (for me anyway).
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sonicunleash · 1 year
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Song suggestions- Archangel by Amaranthe, Hollow by Icon for Hire?
Archangel:
couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library
ohmy fucking god ohhhhh my god holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. OHHHHH THIS FUCKS. THIS FUCKS. OHHHHHHHHH THIS FUCKS.
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MY JAW LITERALLY LIKE. DROPPED AT THE CHORUS. good fucking suggestion for the metalhead
Hollow:
couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it's okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library
Dunno if this one's my thing? It's a little catchy, and the chorus has a nice melody, though :)
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sebsxphia · 10 months
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The boot and piss anon here! Figured I might just give you more ideas. Can I be 🥾?
Anyways, they wanna really humiliate you because you were such a brat. Our main four in poly? They bring Fanboy and Coyote in on it. But you don't know.
So, Nat keeps making you drink water and gatorade because they want you hydrated. Jake made you wear these really pretty, really tight white shorts. As soon asnyou were denied the bathroom, you knew. When pleading because they were there, Bob says:
"Shouldn't have been a little whore. After Jake and Natasha made you cum on their boots, you were still ungrateful. We've been so nice to you and you just don't learn. Now? Now you're going to humiliate yourself for them. Let them know you're a whiney little bunny who can't even control their own bladder."
You try so hard too but they're all watching. Then it happens, Bradley walks by and tickles your side. The flood gates open.
-🥾
hello my dear anon! please kindly do, i am absolutely loving these and you can absolutely be 🥾 anon, mwah! 💗
ohhhhhhhhh and this is so, so fucking delicious, cruel and humiliating. i’m fucking salivating right now 🤤
i couldn’t agree more. you were such a brat and they only want to humiliate you more. after natasha peed on you and you licked it up and jake’s boot clean, they allowed you to hump their boots until you were shaking with overstimulation. the next day you were back to being a brat and they were understandably, furious.
as bradley walks by you on bob’s cue and you let yourself go, he says low into your ear, “you can piss yourself in front of us just fine, you know us, but what about fanboy and coyote? that’s fuckin’ pathetic, little bunny.”
you’re whimpering and looking up at bob and bradley with tearful, pleading eyes. you try to hide behind them both in embarrassment but they hold you with a tight grip in front of fanboy and coyote who are grinning from ear to ear.
“god, they are filthy and pathetic. can i piss on them?” coyote chimes.
hghhhhhhhhh. thank you so, so much for this fantastic thot my dear anon! 💌
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swanfrcst · 1 year
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year end fic meme 2022!!!!
am i getting worse and worse each year 💀
Total number of completed stories: 3 on ao3. 3 on google docs that i haven't posted yet...i'll get around to posting those when i'm not feeling lazy jfaksndlf
Fics Posted:
On AO3:
The King's Avatar
left with a beautiful memory: my zhangjialefest2022 submission!!! tbh i never would have written this fic if not for really wanting to get something out for 02/22/2022 (even if i wasn't able to make the exact date), but i'm really happy i did write it in the end. it's always missing zhang jiale hours :''))) i am pretty happy with it tbh!! i feel like i was able to include a lot of my zjl headcanons/meta thoughts!
Good Hunting: this fic was a year and a half in the making!!! i am very proud of it actually. hmm what to even say about this! i think my prose slaps, i'm quite satisfied with the narrative, i had a mini breakdown about a stupid minor detail that waylaid the fic for months, and i wrote the last section, the transformation sequence, really early in the process and i'm still very happy with it!!!!! ahhhh having a fic i still feel this good about is really nice.
MDZS
(no) love left: a triple drabble i wrote for the seasons of drabble exchange! my first mdzs fic, and i still like it a lot! jiang cheng & wei wuxian is my favorite mdzs relationship, so ofc i had to take a crack at it :''')
not posted:
Genshin Impact
venti stormterror's lair fic: it's a fic about venti and his relationship with stormterror's lair! wrote it for the scenes of wonder genshin zine...so technically it's public and posted? i just haven't posted it on ao3 yet...if i do it the next few days i'll link it here :'') . i actually do like this one! wanted to exercise my descriptive writing muscles; i don't know how well i did but it was pretty fun to write
ganyu & liyue fic: in a very similar vein, it's a story about liyue changing through ganyu's eyes :') i'm....not super happy with this one ahahaha </3 which is also a reason it hasn't been posted yet. sigh i don't know how to clean it up though!! so the chances of me dumping it on ao3 is pretty low atm...maybe i'll throw it on tumblr first?? ahhh idk!
Witch Hat Atelier
Apprentice's Journey: a fic about qifrey and the girls i wrote for the hempishere witch hat atelier zine! i actually completely forgot about this fic....it was actually such a bitch to write. i had to rewrite it after the first draft was done because of shitty planning.....i'm still not satisfied with the final result but oh well :(
oHHHHHHHHH i just remembered i have some random drabbles?? i will...post those......maybe......maybe ill just . post them at the end of this post LMAO
Total word count: 9041 on ao3.
What WIPs are you working on?
added this question this year LOLOLOL i do have some """"active"""" wips!!!! it's mostly genshin!!!!!!!!! i have a ganqing wip i've been chipping away at for a while now that i do quite like :'D then.....two other genshin fic that i'm writing for two different free/open enrollment genshin zines! one is a lumine & albedo & venti fic that's just kind of about how all three of them are sussy non-humans. the other one is....a bit cringe LOL actually i don't even want to talk about it </3 it's supposed be yanfei & yelan with a fables theme but while i have an outline i do not like it very much :(
BTW my most exciting wip is a nahida & kaveh fic that is currently titled "nahida is my baby girl but kaveh is my babygirl. i hope you understand." however i word vomited a couple hundred freewrite words and now i have no idea how i want to keep writing it. pain pain pain.
i also?? wrote a couple hundred words for a sousou no frieren concept but ehhh that one's fighting me too. not enough meat on the concept sighhh
Looking back, did you write more fic than you thought you would this year, less, or about what you’d predicted?
actually...when you add in the stuff i haven't posted on ao3........including wips....i've written quite a lot! i just wish i had more to post :'')
What’s your own favorite story of the year?
good hunting :)
Did you take any writing risks this year?
hilariously, i think it's joining those two free zines 💀 i'm NOT good at writing to a deadline!!!!!!!! or a prompt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't really want to fail to submit something but i think im gonna flop lmao
Do you have any fanfic or ofic goals for the New Year?
lol...in this question last year i talked about my xsq & smc fic (good hunting) which i've actually finished!! i'm procrastinating on editing it, and actually want to post it for rare pair week so uhhh....yay to me for finishing it? but i guess my goals is to clean it up for rare pair week posting.
HIGHLIGHTING THIS FROM LAST YEAR BC GUESS WHO ACTUALLY FINISHED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good Hunting is a fic i'm still proud of so :''''')))) WOOOOOOOOOOO
i also want to finish my 100 sentences blossom duo fic that i started when i first joined qzgs fandom for zhang jiale fest!! i would like to participate this year!!!
this did not happen hahahaha i wrote a whole new fic instead </3
anyway....my goals....write more i guess 😭 i want to write more things that aren't for posting!!! i have so many stupid and self-indulgent stories rattling around in my brain and i want to make some sort of record of them :''))) sometimes i think of banger lines too that get lost immediately afterwards too and itd be nice to save those :'')))
Most popular/most under-appreciated/most fun to write/story that shifted my own perceptions of the characters:
most fun to write was definitely (no) love left! my recipient had some REALLY banger prompts like dreams/nightmares so i tried to play a bit with that kind of atmosphere/imagery!!! i think it turned out pretty well.
Hardest Story to Write:
Apprentice's Journey, the fic I wrote for the Witch Hat Atelier zine. goddddd that fic was a nightmare to write!!! like pulling teeth!!!!!!!! i've discovered i am NOT good at planning. i need to think very hard about thematic through-lines but sometimes i end up fucking up anyway and need to rewrite the whole thing. but a good thing about this fic is i had some banger lines :))) and maybe i'll post the scrapped bits separately later.
Biggest Disappointment/Biggest Surprise:
None
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random drabbles i dont really want to post elsewhere
crawl back to
in the burial mounds, wei wuxian is broken down and remade. piece by piece, the graveyard strips wei wuxian of flesh and bone. the shattered skeletons of animals and humans and creatures unidentifiable clamor hungrily. they are desperate. they are cruel.    
wei wuxian drags his body forward. he does not know where he is going. sometimes, he does not know if he is alive. wei wuxian has long passed knowing if he wants to be alive. 
he is limping—he is stumbling—he is crawling—his hands are wet and sticky. under the dim light of a sun he cannot see, a river of red burns against the barren dirt.
late
a chengqing au that appeals to one person (me) where jiang cheng saves wen qing because he thinks that keeping wen qing “hostage” in lotus pier might be able to convince wei wuxian to come home…
jiang cheng—sandu shengshou, sect leader, estranged shidi to the villainous yiling laozu—leaves for the burial mounds with a mission. 
he’ll succeed. he has to. surely wei wuxian won’t be able to deny him this time, not when he’s come prepared with a trump card. surely. 
later, when jiang cheng returns to lotus pier, his feet carry him directly to a secluded room. locked and warded, but not heavily. before he can form a coherent thought, he pushes open the door. 
inside: wen qing, sitting on a plain bed. she jerks to attention, hope glittering in her eyes. 
“...he’s not here,” wen qing says after a long moment.  
what can he even say? there are emotions he doesn’t have a name for digging a nest in the pit of his stomach. battering his ribcage. tearing into his beating heart. 
“by the time i got to him,” he rasps, the words like brambles scraping against his throat, “it was–” –i was– “–too late.”
dirt on your cheek
under the flickering candle-light, beidou is all languid grins and loose limbs. even here, in ningguang’s private chambers, beidou radiates sleek confidence.
ningguang lifts her hand to the handsome curve of beidou’s face, tracing the shadow of beidou’s eyepatch.
beidou lifts a questioning eyebrow.
“there was something on your cheek, that’s all,” ningguang says. her fingers linger for a moment longer.
laughing, beidou pushes her down onto the bed. “can’t have anyone think the great ningguang is sappy, huh?”
ningguang lets herself fall gracefully, a pleased smile curling up her lips. “i suppose you’d know a little something about that.”
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Swim Gear store - Cairo, Egypt Late-July 1988
Mariah and Midler took Medea to a Swim Gear store across the Nile River in Cairo to do some clothes shopping for their trip to Alexanderia, and Medea is looking at the swimwear on display in discomfort.
Medea: *Looking at the selection, uncomfortable* ............
Midler: *Walks out of the dressing room in a regular yellow bikini* This is the one! This is my suit. <3
Mariah: *Sticking her head out of the booth* Yes, queen! Slay! Just a few accessories and you'll look 10x better!
Medea: *Applause* Not bad, yellow really is your color.
Midler: Have you picked out yours yet, Mariah?
Mariah: Of course I have. *Comes out in a red skirt bikini* I also got some gold jewelry to go with it.
Midler: *Stoked* Oh my god yes!
Medea: *Sweating*...............
Midler: Aww, you haven't picked yours yet?
Medea: It's just... I can't really pick an outfit, Rose.
Midler: Oh maybe I can pick one for you. *Goes to a rack* (Medea: No no, you don't ha-) Ohh! How about this one? *Takes out a Halter Fringe bikini* It adds volume to your boobs and is in your favorite color!
Medea: *Covers herself, blushing*
Midler: Oh you don't like this one? *Puts it away* How about this? *Takes out a metal wrap bikini* It has a cool spiral look to it.
Medea: .... Uhhh, they're nice and all, but does this place have anything that isn't... I don't know, frilly, revealing, or girly?
Mariah and Midler: ...Ohhhhhhhhh. (Midler: That's what this is.)
Medea: This is a huge no offense, you guys rock in those suits. (Mariah: True.) I just don't want to be the one wearing them, *covers her neck* Having people see Lord DIO's... "marks", would be embarrassing.
Mariah: Oh no, did he over did it again?
Medea: Over did it? He overstayed his welcome is what he did. *While saying that, Steely Dan and Rubber Soul walking by the window, with them returning to see the girls*​​​​​​​ But even if he didn't, I don't feel comfortable exposing myself or wearing feminine clothes out in public anyways, last thing l want is to be leered at by guys.
Steely Dan: *Wolf whistling*
Medea: *Hides behind Mariah in fright* Waaah!
Rubber Soul: Hey ladies, looking good in there~
Steely Dan: What's up, Meds? Looking forward to seeing you in a bikini~ *Winks*
Midler: *Angry* HEY! *Smacks window* ​​​​​​​
Rubber Soul and Steely Dan: *Ran off*
Midler: BEAT IT, YOU PERVERTS!
Medea: You see what I have to deal with?
Midler: Oh absolutely! We're going to need to find something that suits your needs.
Mariah: I'll ask someone. *Goes to an employee* Excuse me, ma'am. But do you have any selections that isn't a bikini? Our friend wants something that's a bit more on the "modest side".
Employee: Modest huh? No problem, we got plenty of burkinis and one pieces over here. *Goes over there* Let me show you.
Medea: *Follows her, relieved* Oh thank you so much, miss.
DIO's Mansion Two days later
Steely Dan and Rubber Soul return to the mansion, giggling their heads off.
Steely Dan and Rubber Soul: *Giggling in glee*
T. D'Arby: *Walking by with dishes in hand* ..... Alright, I'm saying it: Just what are you two buffoons laughing about?
Steely Dan: Me and Rubber saw the girls shopping for swimsuits for their trip to Alexanderia the other day.
Rubber Soul: We didn't see Medea's swimsuit, but we're looking forward to seeing her in it soon, I hope she got one of those sexy two pieces. *Pervy laughing*
T. D'Arby: *Unimpressed* .......... You two are so stupid when your horny, knowing her, there's no way she'd EVER wear something that revealing without getting a panic attack.
Steely Dan: Oh you don't know what you're talking about. *Poking his chest* Maybe you should spend more time talking to "real women" instead of your creepy-ass toy collection down in the basement, you neckbeard.
T. D'Arby: *Holding a butcher knife in irritation* I swear, Dan, had it not been for your Stand's ability, I would have slaughtered you.
Steely Dan: *Sticks tongue at him* d-:<
Medea: *Comes out of her room* Alright, here it is.
Rubber Soul: *Excited* Oh my god! Here she comes!
Steely Dan: *Eyes gleam* Oooooh~
Medea: *Appears out of the room, wearing a purple and lavender Boyleg One Piece Swimsuit, not a two piece like they hoped*
Steely Dan and Rubber Soul: *Filled with pure disappointment and their day is ruined*.....................
T. D'Arby: *Sees the two and laughs* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'd told you so!
Medea: *Approaches them* Told them what?
T. D'Arby: They think you got a two piece, but I told them that you wouldn't.
Medea: *Smug* I get it, that's hilarious.
Steely Dan: *Gets over the shock* B-b-b-but you're going to the beach, not the Olympics! That ain't the suit for the beach!
Rubber Soul: Shuuuuu! OxO
T. D'Arby: *Sarcastically* Uh Ohhhh~ >:-3
Medea: *disgusted* Oh, THAT'S what's bugging you? *Chuckles* Maybe you haven't noticed, Dan. *Angry* BUT I DO HAVE A MIND OF MY OWN WHEN IT COMES TO CLOTHES SHOPPING! *Grabs his hair*
Steely Dan: OW!
Medea: And MY mind tells me to buy something that makes ME happy AND comfortable, NOT to act as eye candy for perverted slimeballs like YOU and "Rubber Neck" over here! *Let's go of him*
Steely Dan and Rubber Soul: *Holding on to each other, whimpering and scared* O_Q''''
T. D'Arby: You tell 'em, Miss King. *Open palm*
Medea: *Gives him five* Someone needs to tell 'em.
- Mariah and Midler help Medea shop for their beach trip to Alexanderia, with some Steely Dan verbal smack down
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