the idea 😔 of having a playful rivalry with sero 😔 while sleeping with him 😔 gonna cry

every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant

Jason, looking at Roy: aren't we all at least a bit homo

Interviewer: ah yes because we are all homo sapiens, I get what you did there

Jason, confused: no I meant when I look at dudes I have gay thoughts

WTFFF I thought thirteen would be my new girl crush love of my life heart eyes wife you-came-after-twelve-you-must-be-better-than-they're-all-saying bbygirl and then I had to sit down and watch as she told a man who (if he were not a murderer, of course) literally every regeneration before her would've LOVED and FULLY SUPPORTED that "the systems aren't the problem. how people use and exploit the system, that's the problem. people like you" </33333 !?!?

actually this is the funniest post ive ever made in my life and its a shame i cant share it here. yall get the cropped version

interacting with stupidly rich 20-22 yr olds obsessed with aesthetics of poverty and feigning self-sufficiency was only made bearable when i asked them "so where do y'all work?" and they all had to admit they'd never had a job. out-of-state college students living in one of the most expensive cities in the world btw

Do I understand him at all? No. Have I watched this on loop? Yes.

Murky morning, this late September day, and Gríma is tired—beyond tired. His head feels not-right. It hasn’t felt right since the night he ended up in Jorunn’s shaking like a hound-bit madman. He keeps thinking, one more night and all will be well. One more day and all will mend. One more day and he won’t make daft decisions like doing some dirty alley-way sex behind the gods-damned golden hall with the golden Third Marshall about whom Grima’s mind remains, perhaps, a little scrambled. It doesn’t help that the man has a nice bit of everything. Nor does it help that he keeps wondering to himself: Am I a gambling man? Am I going to bet on two horses at once? Am I going to burn my candle at both ends in the hope of daylight coming before the light goes out?

Spoiler alert, Grima, you're never going to be normal about Eomer.

xenoblade 1 is interesting because when I first played it I had really mixed feelings. mostly I think because it had been slightly overhyped for me. there were so many videos with masterpiece in the description and people saying it was their favorite.

there was a lot that first turned me off during the story (namely the way it handled its female characters made me frustrated at multiple points) and also how they handled the revenge arc because I have very very specific taste in revenge arcs and I just dont think it landed for me. 

I think I appreciate it a lot more now that im fully deep into the series. I do like a lot about it, from its gameplay to its environment to a lot of the little cast interactions, to just shulk existing. yeah. yeah its alright

Couldn't imagine being a kid on tumblr nowadays. U are so prone to proship and terf rhetoric plz be careful for real

“I have a room full of interesting undergarment options, if you’re interested. If you’re good, I’ll let you pick something out for me.” >>>:3 @kissedbymischief

"Do you, now? Historically, I've always operated well with the proper motivation, and thinking about you wearing something like that for me is pretty damn motivating. Now...define good. Be specific. I need a little more precision in the parameters before I can get to work."

please tell me the ds9 sequel/epilogue episode they storyboarded in What We Left Behind isn't canon

SO YOU DO KNOW THE BIBLE

also, the kids found a nest with a dead bird on the ground today, and they started yelling abt it n drawing all the other kids over, so i had to actually switch into the Authority Figure Voice(tm) with them so that they wouldn’t like. literally desecrate its body by kicking it around for funsies

it's dean using the hell hallucinations against sam that get to me the most. like, the amy episode, for all the other bullshit it does, sets up that dean cannot view sam's hallucinating with anything other than anger/betrayal/distrust, in a way that almost loops back around to it being sam's own fault that. Again, and i cannot emphasize enough. He Was Tortured. In Hell.