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skullsandwhiteroses · 1 year

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Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: The Punisher (TV 2017), Daredevil (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Frank Castle/Karen Page Characters: Frank Castle, Karen Page, David "Micro" Lieberman, Sarah Lieberman, Zach Lieberman, Leo Lieberman Additional Tags: Smut, Miscommunication, Food, Insecurity, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post Punisher S1, Holidays, Made-Up Holidays, Alcohol, Oral Sex, Fellatio, Cunnilingus, Blow Jobs, Fingering, Tongue Fucking, Penis In Vagina Sex, Porn with Feelings, safe sex, Kinda, also some less safe sex technically, Punisher season 2 non-compliant, Varying POV, Pi Day, Steak and a Blow Job Day, no betas we die like men, dumb excuse for smut, brief discussions of loss, Innuendo, Suggestive Dialogue, background David Lieberman/Sarah Lieberman - Freeform Summary:

For the longest time lunch had felt like a push, something she’d guilted him into, practically blackmailed him into with threats of outing him in the paper, or even hunting him down in the middle of whatever he got himself into if he couldn’t agree to a weekly lunch like civil acquaintances. Friends? No word really covered all of what they were to each other…or, at least, what he was to her. What she was to him, she could only guess at, especially now. And that was the problem, wasn’t it? She was tired of guessing. She wanted to know.

Karen hatches a plan to determine how Frank feels about her, once and for all - if they're only friends, or something more. Frank is a little slow on the uptake.

#kastle #fanfic #fic rec #smut #frank castle #karen page #oh god i wrote a thing

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hushed-chorus · 2 years

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Thank you for sharing and for the tag, @facewithoutheart!

I have two shorts written for Halloween, and another half-written, but I’ll hold off on sharing more for reasons. I’m particularly excited about the one that has become a collab with the wonderful @erzbethluna! (You truly are a star. It has been so amazing getting to know you, enthusing together and talking about horror literature)

Today @facewithoutheart asked how you celebrate your own success as a writer, and it made me realise that I'm bad at doing so and I should fix that. So, I’ll take a moment to celebrate my most recent success – having the guts to actually post my fic, Accidents Happen. It was the first bit of fic writing I’d shared in 20 years. I was horribly nervous, especially after a couple of snags along the way, and I very nearly resolved to just keep it hidden on my laptop forever. But I plucked up the courage to share it. The experience (and response) has really helped me to keep on being bold.

Here's an excerpt from Accidents Happen. The fic is a Watford-era time loop story, M rated for mild sexual content and some violence (first couple of chapters, largely). This is from chapter three and Simon is trying to get Baz’s help.

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“Let’s say, just for the sake of argument, that you wake up tomorrow and don’t remember that we did this. You just call me a wazzock or whatever, like you usually do. What could I do to convince you that I like this? That I like you like this?”

“Why would I forget?” He’s sliding off my lap. I reach for his shoulder, but he gently shakes me off. His eyes are growing suspicious.

I respect his wish to not be touched, but that doesn’t stop it hurting, “Just… something strange is going on. This is going to sound mad but I keep reliving today. I think my magic did it, somehow. And I’m trying to find a way out.”

He’s staring at me blankly, but at least he’s not cutting me off. It won’t be long, though, and I know I’m never going to convince him, so I focus on the thing that I know is most important, “Have you ever gone rabid?”

“Gone what?”

“Gone rabid.” I swallow. Maybe that was the wrong thing to say, “Baz, something happens to you later today. Something bad. You lose your mind and you bite me, but I know you wouldn’t do that. I need to figure out why and stop it from happening.”

Baz gets to his feet, “You’re unbelievable. Only you would have sex with someone then immediately accuse them of being a vampire.”

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Some pressure-free tags! @johnwgrey @im-gettingby @bookish-bogwitch @artsyunderstudy @erzbethluna @captain-aralias @katmiscellanious @raenestee @aroace-genderfluid-sheep @yeonjunenby @cutestkilla @bucketfishy @castawaypitch @ivelovedhimthroughworse

#wip wednesday #simon snow #baz pitch #fanfic #snowbaz #time loop #oh god i wrote a thing #oh god i then shared that thing

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anna-scribbles · 20 days

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if the agrestes weren't rich i think that gabriel would be the normal one. like gabe's problem is that he stopped running into natural limits due to absurd wealth and his obsessive nature led him to develop some kind of god complex where he won't accept that anything is out of his control. I think that if gabe was broke again and just simply couldn't afford to go on an international goose chase for ancient magic artifacts of untold power, if he had to work a 9-5 to live and couldn't just disappear into his basement lair to commit domestic terrorism and say evil monologues to himself, then he would be way more normal. he'd just be some guy. he might even let himself have a mowhawk again. but I think that emilie would be way LESS normal if they weren't rich. like emilie needs so many people to be obsessed with her so much all the time in order for her to function. and gabe would still have his toxic codependent obsession with her, sure, but that wouldn't be nearly enough. emilie has to be at the center of the world's spotlight at all times because she doesn't know how to exist if she's not performing. anyway all this to say I am so certain that if the agrestes were not disgustingly wealthy, emilie agreste would one million percent be running a massive family vlogger youtube channel

#this post is sponsored by the version of emilie agreste who lives in my mind #in this scenario adrien still exists so maybe he's a normal baby somehow. but the important thing is that he's still exploited #this is just an exercise for me in thinking about how much of the agreste family dynamic you could preserve if they were middle class #how much wealth is an enabler of the terrible things happening in that house #but yeah agreste family vloggers au. I guess.#where adrien shows up at school and everybody knows him because his mom posted his potty training videos online and everything since #he has no secrets every milestone he's ever had has been packaged up and sold to the public #until he becomes chat noir of course. etc #oh god emilie would vlog her own death😭 help #get ready with me to die and haunt the narrative🤩#ml #anna rambles #I wrote this because im not finishing my homework:(

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doodleodds · 1 year

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Me? Uploading a Halloween comic on November 18th, almost four whole-ass weeks late???? Yeah that’s uh. yup. yeah

Thanks for reading! :) <3

#persona 5 #p5 #akira kurusu #OUGH OH MY GOD ITS FINALLY. DONE. I AM LOSING MY MIND #if you've been following me for long enough: yes! this IS in fact the comic i mentioned that i was making last year.#Fun fact! This is also! The Third Draft of said comic!!! i have redrawn this thing THREE FUCKING TIMES #as a result you may notice that i uh. a) gave up on coloring this thing. no way in HELL am i coloring 30 pages. im not...strong enough #you will settle for simply having monochrome colored panels and you will LIKE IT!!!!! >:OOOOO #and b) gave up on backgrounds! yeah fuck that lmao. i am never drawing people in the monabus again and mementos can kiss my ass!!!!!#i just want to draw my silly little characters & not their environments #and you may also say: sophia. by halloween they are already in Sae's palace. why isn't goro with them and where's haru?#and to that i say shhhh suspend your disbelief. akechi is in mementos carving pumpkins to avoid trick or treaters.#and also haru isn't there because i cannot draw 6+ people in a cramped space yet!!! my art skills are Just Not There Quite Yet :(#so she's staying home and handing out fullsized candy bars to kids. that's where she is while this is all going down #'does akira know it's akechi down there?' :) that's up to you! but i WILL say that I was thinking about Akeshu when i wrote this so. :))))#ANYWAY if you read this far in the tags im so sorry lmao. thanks for sticking around! Hope you had a happy halloween :)#hopefully i won't disappear for long this time. idk im just gonna start uploading other bullshit art in the interim between comics i guess #probably some fire emblem shit. we'll see. we'll see. anyway bye!! till next time!

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stevieharringtonwifeguy · 1 year

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fae!steve who, practically the moment he learns what he can do, sets up a trap curse for his parents. if they ever kick him out and disown him, then the second he exits their threshold he'll take all their luck with him. he'd feel bad about cursing his parents, but the point of a trap curse is that it doesn't activate unless the targets of the curse do something to meet its requirements. if his parents were just good people, good parents, then nothing bad will ever happen to them.

but they really can't seem to help themselves. steve guesses he saw this coming.

he tells eddie about it, when eddie comes to pick him and his one allowed box of clothes and shit from the harrington house. eddie'd offered to curse them, 'might as well make good on my whole evil satanist reputation', but steve told him he already had it covered. told him about the trap. he's never seen eddie look so proud and so sad at the same time.

and sure enough, all good luck leaves the harrington household when steve does. a random irs check reveals harrington sr's years of tax fraud, and his business goes bankrupt trying to pay the fines. someone leaks pictures of one of mrs harringtons senior aides on a drug filled bender in the city, ruining both her campaigns squeaky clean image and her chances at reelection in the fall. several of mr harringtons former secretaries sue for sexual harassment, while seemingly every other woman he's ever come in contact with simultaneously sues for child support.

and steve just watches. he's happy now, living with eddie in a small apartment with their cat and the various small woodland creatures eddie keeps trying to sneak in (so far steve's had to kick out three raccoons, a possum, a skunk, two bats, and a coyote. they've all been very understanding when he's explained the situation to them but eddie still acts like a kicked puppy every time he does it). eddie keeps a little shoebox under their bed with newspaper clippings of every terrible thing to befall the mighty harringtons, says it's in case steve ever wants the reminder that he got one over on them in the end. a reminder that steve's happy and they're not.

steve doesn't need it. he feels it, every time the curse does something to them, something clicking in his chest like one of those alarm clocks with the flaps that flip over from one minute to the next. he wonders if it'll ever feel like too much. if he'll ever think they've been punished enough. they've had a rough couple years, it's sort of only a matter of time before something happens that's unlucky enough to injure or kill them.

steve thinks if he was human, maybe he'd care. maybe he'd look at that shoebox with the guilt eddie seems to be half-expecting every time he brings it out. but he's not, so he doesn't. he set the trap, but his 'parents' are the ones who sprung it.

they really should have known better than to cross a changeling.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #fae!steve au #witch!eddie munson #stranger things #i'll be honest this is just a lil one bc i actually meant for it to go on the end of that one where he finds out his parents knew #and i just. totally forgot. this is why we do outlines kids #my fics #not even really a fic it's more like. several paragraphs that i forgot to add to a fic #someone was like ooh does eddie curse them?? on the other post and i thought like no?? steve does?? i wrote it right the-#oh my god i forgot to write that part #comedy gold #we love having a functional brain

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thekeythief · 2 years

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Surprise kisses 😳🌈💕

#Ronance #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #stranger things #I would love to think robins a chad but like #god #anyone and everyone is smitten in the presence of Nancy Wheeler #like #we expect robin to be smooth #I dont think so #robin is a puddle on the floor once Nancy shows interest #I DO THINK that Robin wrote Nancy into the straight as a ruler corner #and Nancy was just Gay Panic #but the second it all became mutual #oh man #forget it #robin is jelly

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larkspurglove · 1 month

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Broke: Dr Ratio and Alhaitham would get along

Woke: Dr Ratio and Alhaitham would hate each other for being ‘exceptionally arrogant’

Bespoke: Ruan Mei and Dottore are the real crossover academia duo that we should be talking about

#every now and again I think about how Ruan Mei’s goals overlap with Dottore’s #more than Alhaitham and Ratio’s ANYTHING will ever overlap #it hurts me bc I loathe dottore as a person but love him as a charafter #while I love Ruan Mei as a character but loathe her as a person #like the main difference between them is that their atrocities are told differently #Dottore’s are seen as a direct violation of all that is natural #with his experiments being products of his own insane hubris and will to defy the gods #while ruan mei’s are passed off as ‘oh she was feeling a bit lonely and silly’#‘who cares if she created an emanator in herta’s basment’#‘drugging the trailblazer was just a silly quirky thing :3’#at least the story acknowledges that her hubris to become an Aeon is misguided #please hoyo I’m begging whoever wrote dottore needs to be let into the Ruan Mei writing room LET MORALLY GREY WOMEN BE MORALLY GREY #honkai star rail #hsr #genshin impact #alhaitham #dr ratio #ruan mei #dottore #il dottore #the doctor gi #gi the doctor #lark rambles

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the-kr8tor · 2 days

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It is done

#who's the baddes bitch that wrote 6k in one sitting? THIS MF BITCH THAT'S WHO!#now time to edit and proofread this bad boy #*sees my editing notes that i wrote while writing the entire thing so i can just go back at it* *its a page long* OH GOD #i love it so much!!!!!!!#also pls read the author's note at the end of the fic 😉#good luck to everyone reading it the second it drops ❤️#end of an era #drafting this post will be a pain in the ass literally the worst part of uploading a fic #but it'll be worth it #hope you all like it!!!#katy mumbles #katy updates #bdas #update on Saturday???? if i finish early but most likely sunday

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wlw-cryptid · 1 year

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i- uhm . hgnj, hbgnjmkgh bhnjgmkh you. made me wet. im keeping this in the vault forever

#im so. oh my god #good GOD you get it #you GET it #tentacles #she speaks #anon #asks #this makes me want to draw. i think we're really onto something w the hot springs idea #v-velvety tendrils......... 😵🥴😖😵🥴😵#“exploring the soft warm thing thats visiting them” stop that made me feel so pretty #i love imagining body still reacting to being filled with eggs even when they dont take. giving me that extra milk production #god it just all sounds so comfortable and fulfilling you wrote this just perfect for me #greatest hits

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mattodore · 5 months

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found out while putting together matthias's oc page that his name has the exact same etymology and meaning as theo's name...

i’m sure this is information matthias is very normal about…

#theo is in fact a gift from god so jot that down !#river dipping #i've been throwing myself into oc stuff bc i'm not doing hot mentally which is... tbh when i do my best writing 😭#none of this is new tho i wrote the bios and 'at a glance' intros months and months ago when i first made an oc page #which is why i do plan on rewriting them but for now i'm leaving them like this... so i guess the echthroi page is done?#obviously echthroi has more characters than this but i haven't taken new screenshots of everyone yet...#i put the gray cas bg back in my game a few days ago only to completely forget i wanted to take new headshots for the oc page 😭#like these are just placeholders... i want the backgrounds to match the oc page. oh... or maybe i could just do transparent pics?#i think i remember vyx made a post abt how to do that... will look into that when i open the game again. rn i'm at my keyboard 🧑‍💻#like i am writing new things! started a google doc for theo yesterday and have been writing on it here and there since then #i've already cried in there... lmaooo. i like oc pages for sure but i think a huge google doc is what i really need to keep track of things #i drop so much lore in tags on here and it's like! river write that down somewhere else or you'll lose it 😭#like i fr have never actually written down any of the info i've shared on here. i've just had all this oc knowledge stored in my brain.#so i went through and copied over a tonnn of tags and posts i've made into google docs but i just know i'm missing things i've probably #said in the tags of their core tagged posts... 🧍 if my blog didn't have so many posts i'd have an easier time going through it but 🤷#and on top of that i've been making a bunch of posts about theo and matthias on my main acc. which is like 🧍 well great now there's more #i'm gonna lose track of...... i fr have gottt to get into the habit of actually putting things down in theo's google doc!!!#i'm just trying to figure out the best way to format it all but i've downloaded a few templates that i've been messing with.#...anyway. if it isn't obvious i'm trying to get back to posting on here. i'm opening my inbox now with the intent to just.#sit here in my inbox until i can get myself to reply. lads... avpd is actually so torturous i'm not kidding.#i feel like i'm dying trying to get myself to interact with people sometimes even despite how badly i want!!!! to interact!!!#theo and me and our avoidant trauma responses holding hands and skipping around together

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shubaka · 8 months

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I'M YELLING. I woke up and my brain immediately chose violence. It suddenly went "what if we write Filmania!Kim x BoC!Kim x Chay?" KhimhantKimChay, I guess. It's too early for this, brain. Why are you doing this to me???

Khimhant sees him waiting off to the side when the concert ends. He recognizes the face. Doe-like brown eyes framed by soft, slightly curled bangs. The face is slimmer than the last time he saw it, though. Khimhant gives the boy's body a once over. He's taller now, too.

Something itches under his skin, and before he knows it, he's crossing the room and sidling next to the boy.

"Phoenix's brother?"

"Ah," the surprised yelp makes Khimhant’s blood thrum. "I'm sorry, what?"

Khimhant’s grin widens, teeth on display. "You're Phoenix's brother," he repeats. "I remember seeing you sneak in to watch some of his fights a few years ago."

The sudden flush of red that creeps across the boy's cheeks is captivating.

"Yeah," he laughs sheepishly. "I didn't expect anyone, let alone you, to know anything about that – or me."

Khimhant steps a little closer. "I have a good memory. I didn't know you were a Wik fan, though. I haven't seen you at any of his previous concerts. What's your name? Are you a new fan?"

Khimhant watches the red flush deepen. Interesting.

"No! I – I've loved Wik since his early days! I just haven't been able to get tickets before! This is my first time. Um, My name is Porchay. " Arms flail about awkwardly, and Khimhant feels a little charmed despite himself. He knows Kim would be eating this up if he was here. "But you, uh, you can call me Chay."

"Well, I don't normally share, but," he steps forward again and feels the heat radiating off of the other's chest, and he tilts his head back, slowly, "would you like to come backstage and meet Wik?"

The sharp inhale and dilated pupils are enough of an answer for Khimhant.

He reaches for Chay and wraps his fingers around a surprisingly strong wrist. He tugs Chay along with him in the direction of Kim's dressing room and says, casually, "This is my first time."

"What?"

Khimhant tosses a wide grin over his shoulder at Chay's confused stare. "Sharing my brother."

Chay stumbles and squeaks, and Khimhant suddenly feels the familiar weight of Kim's stare from across the room.

Oh, Khimhant has a good feeling about tonight.

#a snippet that i literally just wrote while still lying in bed why am i like this???#i have other things i need to be doing lmao #kimchay #kimchay shenanigans #and oh god i can't believe im adding this tag but #kimcest shenanigans #my fic

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evansbby · 9 months

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I’m not ready for Poyt to end😭😩

I’m ngl, I literally JUST finished typing this now and I started crying