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this is one of the best scenes in bob’s burgers and nobody can convince me otherwise
#linda belcher#bob belcher#teddy#bob’s burgers#this show is the best#i really love this scene#i live for linda and teddy being crazy raccoon people#oh a gay raccoon can't have babies?#i love you linda belcher#louise belcher#gene belcher#tina belcher#video#text post
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Chaotic Prompts II: Electric Boogaloo
It fucken wimdy
What do you mean, the raccoon stole the ring you planned to propose with?
I am straight up not having a good time right now
Come here you little gremlin
I am being so normal about this
Should I even ask or should I just assume the answer to your current predicament is 'I'm stupid'?
Excuse me, I'm not done saying hi to your dog yet
When I said 'be gay do crime' I did not mean this
Stop flirting with yourself in the mirror
It's a trash can, not a trash can't
Okay but serious question: What's your favourite dinosaur?
Get down from there
Oh, you're being gay. Good job, carry on
My tummy hurts but I'm being so brave about it
Yeet!
I got you Oreos as a peace offering
I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
I am a pretty, pretty princess, thank you for noticing
Oh no you activated their Mom Friend Mode
So basically your roommate is a cat?
Okay so I can explain
Why is your arm stuck in the vending machine?
Let's go, lesbians!
I can't believe our first date ended up in the emergency room
Hi Hungry, I'm dad
You bought him a cake that said 'nice ass, bro'
How am I supposed to Kiss Kiss, Fall In Love in these conditions?
You know, because of colour theory
If I were an alien I'd abduct you first
You could if you weren't a fucking coward
No thoughts, head empty
Please don't ever refer to yourself as that again
I feel like you're not taking this powerpoint presentation about why you should date me very seriously.
I'm just a silly little guy
The last thing you ate is what we have to name him... um, okay maybe not that.
I am a grown-ass adult and if I want to spend my hard-earned money on this I will!
Weird flex but okay
Fire solves all problems
What would your rather find living in your attic? 1000 roaches or one person?
I'm too pretty to be dealing with this
The house is burning, and you can save the cake, or me, what do you choose? / That's not fair, the cake doesn't have legs.
Have you no shame?
You are the yee to my haw
In my defence the five year old started it
So hear me out... we kidnap him...
I'm sorry I can't keep making out if your cat keeps staring at us like that
Kissing the homies goodnight
I'd beat up Satan for you
Eff this, I should be at the club
Eff this, I should be at Build-a-Bear
How are you going to gaslight gatekeep girlboss your way out of this?
You may not believe in mothman, but mothman believes in you
I am so totally chill right now
At the next inconvenience I will start biting people
They smell like sparkles and sunshine and I want to kiss their stupid face so bad
I'm sorry you broke your arm how?
We take stuffed animals very seriously in this house
Yeah that sounds like a you problem
Do you need a hug? You just seem very upset over the shape of these potatoes
Mistakes were made
I'm not like other girls. I'm worse.
They cut your grilled cheese into triangles, that means they're in love with you, bro
Is this a mid-life crisis because if it is I'm a bit worried about your lifespan.
Just because you can buy a box of five hundred tiny plastic meerkats does not mean you should.
Aww, it's baby's first war crime.
I don't think pancakes are going to fix this. I think I need ice cream too.
(For more chaotic prompts, part one is here.)
#fanfic prompts#feel free to use these if you want#writing prompts#julie and the phantoms#ask me#because of who I am as a person I probably won't get to all of them#so feel free to send more than one
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about the mun!
Name: i go by Dust!
Age: 26, almost 27
Pronouns: he/they
Sexuality: gay-ace
Single Or Taken: single and a lil unsure about the mingle
Hobbies: doodling, writing, cosplay... i also participate in a rocky horror shadowcast group and that's been really fun!
Favourite Colour: probably purple tbh?
Fandoms:
― Current: uhhhhhh hahaha mostly just hazbin hotel these days, my audhd ass is hyperfixated babey
― Past: oh boy there's a lot. good omens, south park, adventure time, stranger things, gravity falls, steam powered giraffe, welcome to night vale, camp here & there, homestuck, nbc hannibal, doctor who, sally face..... there's still more but i'll stop there easfrgth
Other Blogs: my main is onhigh (canon div angel dust), i also have disventura (hazbin au wednesday addams), clawtender (sinner oc; blog is still kinda wip efsrdgth), incisura (fallen exterminator oc; low activity), and then i'm working on a super secret trio muse blog for my heavenly muses (which includes st peter - currently at pearlkeep until the mini mumu is done!). i also have a multimedia mumu, dustified, but since hazbin has consumed my brain i haven't really used it much.
Favourite TV Show: hazbin prolly atm
Do You Cosplay?: ABSOLUTELY I DO i've been doing it for like 12 years. i'm in the process of putting together luci and adam, plus i've cosplayed angel before!
Favorite Media: i dont entire get this question? uh... i like watching youtube a lot?
Favourite Book: i don't really read all that much? i've recently started house of leaves, it's been pretty good so far
Favourite Band: i'm here to post Detour North propaganda (i'm actually, genuinely friends with the singer, we were in high school theater together). technically they're not together anymore but their music still goes fucking hard. also huge fan of will wood/wwatt, waterparks, calypso, front bottoms/flat stanleys, flatsound, hozier, ricky montgomery, tally hall/miracle musical, ghost, chonny jash.... again there's a lot here, i'll stop before i make this too long
Favourite Movie: bright young things from 2003. i can't remember when i came across it but it's been a comfort movie since i first watched it
Do You Have Pets?: we have a black cat named wednesday! she's still a junior, only about 2 years old i think, she's a stupid lil thing there's not a thought in that head
Favourite Animal: opossums or raccoons i think :3
Do You Play Any Instruments?: i took piano lessons from grade 6 up until i graduated high school, i took a couple months of violin lessons, and i can kinda pluck at a ukulele, but i'm by no means extremely good at any of them lmao
Favourite Hellaverse Character(s): hhhhh lucifer and adam. no hesitation. i thought when i came back i'd be right back to angel dust? nope. lucifer and adam come in and sweep up the title like it's candy from a baby
tagged by: @brokendreamscreation (ty!!)
tagging: uhhhhhhhhhh you <3
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Jean, checking for raccoons: Oh shit, there it is! Eren: Is he big? Jean: Yes, and it's definitely not a him because it has babies. Eren: Oh, a guy raccoon can't have babies?🤨 What if he's a single dad? Connie: Or he could be gay! Eren: Yeah, Jean, stop being homophobic! Jean: Alright, I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate. Connie: Of course he could!
Jean right now:
#he really wondering why he hangs around these fools#eren jaeger#jean kirschtein#connie springer#aot shenanigans#aot#i loved this and actually laughed#answered asks#nonnie
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freesmart incorrect quote bc they're my favorites <3 (maybe ooc)
ice cube: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
match: I accidentally fell down.
book: RUBY PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent!
bubble: match bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than she did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
pencil: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by bubble.
book: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
match:
book: Vroom vroom, come out already.
bubble: How would you like your pancakes?
match: Plain.
pencil: With sprinkles!
book: Chocolate chips.
ruby: Potatoes.
*match, pencil, and book look at ruby*
ruby: What? They're good.
pencil: She's the girl of my dreams!
ruby: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
pencil: I have a lot of dreams.
bubble: I’m so excited!
book: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
bubble: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
book: Yeah!
ice cube: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
book: Why?
ice cube: pencil fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
bubble: ruby doesn't know how to banish spirits, so it just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
ruby: There's nothing to do....
ice cube: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
ruby: *pulls out her phone* Nevermind.
match: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember ice cube, taken from us in the prime of life; when she was crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
ice cube: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
book: ruby...
ruby: Oh no, 'ruby' in B flat.
ruby: You're disappointed.
bubble: I really like Eminem.
book: I prefer skittles.
ruby: She's talking about the rapper.
book: Why would they eat the wrapper?
match: I’m telling you, my alliance is competent.
ice cube, rushing in: match! ruby tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
match, skipping rocks on a lake with pencil: It’s such a beautiful evening.
pencil: Yeah, it is.
pencil: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
ice cube: *dies*
pencil: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!
ruby: Bullshit. One month.
bubble: Nah, half a month.
book, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ICE CUBE JUST DIED!
match, scratching chin in thought: One week
pencil: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
ruby: What the fuck.
ruby: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
ruby: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
pencil: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
book:
book: I like you.
ice cube: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.
ruby: Who told you my secret?
ice cube: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
ice cube: It's me.
ruby: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
match: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE ALLIANCE DINNER FOR ONCE?!
bubble, about ice cube: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
ruby: Well, it looks like it's her own blood this time.
ruby, when book walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.
ruby: *accidentally smacks pencil in the face with the baking sheet*
book: So, ruby and ice cube is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
pencil: Why?
book: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
ruby, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
#freesmart#incorrect quotes#btw i headcanon match and bubble uses she/they#ruby uses they/it/she and ice cube uses she/he/they#pencil and book still uses she/her
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the bob’s burger gay raccoons dialogue but it’s geralt as bob and jaskier as linda.
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Hear me out because I was watching this Bob's Burgers episode last night and can't get this out of my head.
Teddy: Is it Little King Trash Mouth and his husband Gary?
Bob: Oh, right, I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people.
Linda: What, just 'cause we watch the raccoons in the alley? It's fun. It's like a soap opera.
T: It's more like an HBO miniseries. Lots of plot twists, some nudity. You'd like it. You just got to catch up.
L: Is it the king?
B: No, it's definitely not a him because it has babies.
L: Oh, a gay raccoon can't have babies?
B: Oh, I don't know. I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate.
L: Of course he could.
Bob's Burgers S7E16 - Eggs for Days
#our flag means death#ofmd#blackbonnet#blackbeard x stede#gentlebeard#stedeward#blackstede#stede bonnet#stedebeard#stede x ed#bob's burgers
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question one: have you seen "bob's burgers"? and question two, can you imagine jaskier and geralt having the raccoon conversation bob and linda had? because i can easily hear jaskier go "OH, WHAT? GAY RACCOONS CAN'T HAVE BABIES?" and geralt going "i guess he can adopt...?"
1) yes
2) even bigger, more enthusiastic YES
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Magnus: Oh my God, it's a raccoon.
Blitz: A raccoon?! Which one? Describe it.
Hearth: Is it Little King Trash Mouth and his husband, Gary?
Magnus: Oh, right, I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people.
Blitz: What, just 'cause we watch the raccoons in the alley? It's fun. It's like a soap opera.
Hearth: It's more like an HBO miniseries. Lots of plot twists, some nudity. You'd like it. You just need to catch up.
Blitz: Is it the King?
Magnus: No, it's definitely not a him because it has babies.
Blitz: Oh, a gay raccoon can't have babies?
Magnus: Oh, I don't know. I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate.
Blitz: Of course he could. What does it look like?
Magnus: It looks like a raccoon.
Hearth: Magnus, coloring, marking, hairdo, anything distinctive.
Magnus: Okay. Uh, well, it has three black rings on its tail and its ear kind of has a notch in it.
Alex: A gauge? Has that reached the raccoon community?
Blitz: *gasp* It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher. I was wondering where she went.
Hearth: Big Baby Pudding Snatcher. Of course.
Magnus: Why do you call her Big Baby Pudding Snatcher?
Hearth: Why do you think? Pudding cups, she snatches them.
Magnus: From who?
Hearth: From me, in the alley.
Magnus: Why are you eating pudding in the alley?
Hearth: Where else am I gonna eat it? The bathroom? That's gross
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these two assholes officially rebranded to Box Boys after I fucking tagged everything as Lockdown Lads (the superior name) so fuck that, it's staying Lockdown Lads for me
soo... Lockdown Lads #2
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what a chaotic start already mhm
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Dan is 100% right, light mode is trash
specifically because this is about callingnout Phil
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Phil, man
why are we being exposed to incognito browsing
from you
literally no one wants that
THERE'S DIFFERENT FORMS OF PLEASURE, DAN
🤔🤨🙄😫
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Baby names uh?
🤷🏽♀️
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What would we name them?
Dan -> Jacob, Alex, Chris, some fuckboy name
Phil -> Philip, seriously, he reminds me of every single other Philip/Philippe I know 😂
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Vincent and Otis????
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Monty 😭 I miss him
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Someone said Frank and William and yes, I can see that
Dan looks like a Josh and Phil looks like Phil -> 100% agree there
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Dan's such a little shit always
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As a teacher, I have to say that names do influence how kids are treated by their peers and by adults 🤷🏽♀️
so they could definitely have an impact on a person's life
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Thursday is PHIL DAY so what are we doing? games! of course 🙄😂
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Seven Seconds Challenge
Dan really went for anteater, of course
And Phil can't say the alphabet ffs
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Phil has fucking cued up the music omfg this boy is too extra I love him
"Oh, bro, remember that time I totally ruined your quiz??"
yes Dan, we ALL do
what the fuck, how could we forget??
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lowercase q vibes, a mood
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// I would say Tanooki
Phil is a lowkey raccoon furry
I also saw that Phil 😂
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// Too many of course, so 9? it's the stupid Twitter meta tweet
Ask the audience time, because of course the audience knows Phil's tweet
I have a life outside of these two boys unfortunately so Idk
angrydorito you fucked up 😂
and then whoever answered wrong
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// Henry definitely
"Henry was my brother's hamster"
*longest fkg silence*
"...cool." 😂
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// fuck licorice, liquorice? idk how to spell it but it's pure trash flavour, I'm gonna say red velvet because who would pick pistachios??
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what the fuck is this question
shout out to zucc
"stop showing us weird gay crap"
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// He did a bachelor and a master's, so probably 5? but Idk British schooling
"the idea of going back for season 2" 😂
that's also how I see schooling post secondary 😂
see, didn't know a master degree is only one year in the UK, it's two years here 🤷🏽♀️
Phannies not on your level Dan
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The audience probably knows the fucking shirt 😂
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// I think Lavender for some reason but 🤷🏽♀️
Cinnamon ones DO smell too strong, random audience person! you are right
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Dan asking for us to come forth with our saved instagram stories 😂
They're all tagged on here
oh wow, random person, is it milk??
holy shit, nope, you didn't tumblr search efficiently there, rando
😂
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Dan like "fuck them all, they can't be phannies if I'm not, they gave wrong answers that I knew!"
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Phil telling us he likes hosting games as if we didn't already know
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possums chewing bananas?
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Phil rated hedgehogs as 5/5
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Dan's fucking "awww" killed my ears and killed me simultaneously
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Dan and Phil's little jingles are just so lovely? like, it's so cute and happy??
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Coincidences are awesome because 🤯 what were the chances??? and it happened!! wow how cool!
so I agree with Dan there
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we love some toll boys in striped shirts ☺️
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Phil's fucking French sentences 😂
It's always the same ones and they're useless
"is there a play room?" "I'm 11 years old" 😂😂😂
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Of course, OF COURSE Dan spoke French at 5 yo
Daniel with two Ls means it's a woman (in French), Phil...
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THE S
Cotton Eye Joe 😂
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how did astrology lead to
"If you like being a witchy lesbian" Dan is so supportive 😂
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"pour all the water on top of me, cause that's what I am"
*Dan laughs*
"i think that's enough"
😂
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We really are fucked up, aren't we?
"You could win a cube" and we're all excited
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That was so lovely, less chaotic gay™ vibes than Tuesday imho, but that's okay 🤔😂
#live reaction#live reacting#lockdown lads e02#lockdown lads 2#lockdown lads#box boys#daniel howell#dan howell#danisnotonfire#dan & phil#dan and phil#phil lester#amazing phil#d&p#danielhowell#amazingphil#me#light mode vs night mode#phillionaire#who wants to be a phillionaire?#phil quiz#possums#hedgehogs#french#speaking french#phil's french sentences#the s#cotton eye joe
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Allie Long: Oh, my god. It's a raccoon.
Megan Rapinoe *from inside*: A raccoon? Which one? Describe it!
Sue Bird: Is it little King Trash Mouth and his husband, Gary?
Allie: Oh, right. I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people.
Pinoe: What, just because we watch the raccoons in the alley? It's fun. It's like a soap opera.
Sue: It's more like an HBO miniseries. Lot's of plot twists, some nudity. You'd like it, you just have to catch up.
Pinoe: Is it the king?
Allie: No, it's definitely not a him because it has babies.
Pinoe: Oh, a gay raccoon can't have babies?
Allie: oh, I don't know. I guess he could adopt, or have a surrogate.
Pinoe: Of course he could. What does it look like?
Allie: It looks like a raccoon.
Pinoe: Allie, coloring, marking, anything distinctive?
Allie: Okay, it has three black rings on its tail, and it's ear kind of has a notch in it.
Steph Catley: A gauge? Has that reached the raccoon community?
Pinoe: It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher. I was wondering where she went.
Jess Fishlock: Big Baby Pudding Snatcher. Of course.
Allie: Why do you call her that?
Pinoe: Why do you think, Allie? Pudding cups, she steals them.
Aliie: From who?
Pinoe: Me, in the alley.
Allie: Why are you eating pudding in the alley?
Pinoe: Where else am I gonna eat it, Allie? The bathroom? That's gross.
#NWSL#WOSO#Incorrect Quotes#Incorrect NWSL Quotes#Megan Rapinoe#Sue Bird#Allie Long#Steph Catley#Jess Fishlock#Jessica Fishlock#Reign FC#OL Reign#Source: Bob's Burgers
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Midnight: Oh my God, it's a raccoon.
Aizawa: A raccoon?! Which one? Describe it.
Mic: Is it Little King Trash Mouth and his husband Gary?
Midnight: Oh, right. I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people.
Aizawa: What, just 'cause we watch raccoons in the alley? It's fun, it's like a soap opera.
Mic: It's more like an HBO miniseries. Lots of plot twists, some nudity. You'd like it; you just got to catch up.
Aizawa: Is it the king?
Midnight: No, it's definitely not him because it has babies.
Aizawa: OH, a gay raccoon can't have babies?
Midnight: Oh, I don't know. I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate.
Aizawa: Of course he could. What does it look like?
Midnight: It looks like a raccoon.
Aizawa: coloring, markings, hairdo, anything distinctive.
Midnight: Okay, uh, well, it has three black rings on its tail and its ear kind of has a notch in it.
Aizawa: [gasps] It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher! I was wondering where she went.
Mic: Big Baby Pudding Snatcher! Of course.
Midnight: Why do you call her 'Big Baby Pudding Snatcher'?
Aizawa: Why do you think? Pudding cups, she snatches them.
Midnight: From who?
Aizawa: ME, in the alley.
Midnight: Why are you eating pudding cups in the alley?
Aizawa: Where else am I gonna eat it? The bathroom? That's gross.
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Freddie: Oh my God, it's a raccoon.
Spencer: A raccoon?! Which one? Describe it.
Carly: Is it Little King Trash Mouth and his husband, Gary?
Freddie: Oh, right, I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people.
Carly: What, just because we watch the raccoons in the alley? It's fun. It's like a soap opera.
Spencer: It's more like an HBO miniseries. Lots of plot twists, some nudity. You'd like it. You just need to catch up.
Carly: Is it the King?
Freddie: No, it's definitely not a him because it has babies.
Carly: Oh, a gay raccoon can't have babies?
Freddie: Oh, I don't know. I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate.
Carly: Of course he could. What does it look like?
Freddie: It looks like a raccoon.
Spencer: Freddie, coloring, marking, hairdo, anything distinctive.
Free: Okay. Uh, well, it has three black rings on its tail and its ear kind of has a notch in it.
Sam: A gauge? Has that reached the raccoon community?
Spencer: *gasp* It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher. I was wondering where she went.
Carly: Big Baby Pudding Snatcher. Of course.
Freddie: Why do you call her Big Baby Pudding Snatcher?
Spencer: Why do you think, Freddie? Pudding cups, she snatches them.
Freddie: From who?
Spencer: Me, in the alley
Freddie: Why are you eating pudding in the alley?
Spencer: Where else am I going to eat it, Freddie? The bathroom? That's gross
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Clip 5 S3E3
Ok, so context of the clip is that Lucas is walking in school out to the courtyard. He sees the boysquad on one side. Chloe and her friend on the other. He decides to go to Chloe. He tries to explain himself but she doesn't wanna hear it. As she leaves he blurts out a love confession. They kiss. He then leaves to go back to the boysquad who look impressed. Bas wants tips. Lucas begins to brag but get's interupted by Eliott behind him. Eliott greets him and the boys. Holds his scarf out that he left behind at his on the Friday. Lucas panics and lies about it being at school. Eliott looks at him. Lucas blanks him with a "mec" comment. Eliott gets the message, says bye and walks off.
The Boysquad want to know who that was. Lucas lies and says it was nobody, says some mean things to cover himself and then their phones ping. The secret infiltration 'Kiffance party' is happening that night and they've received their password for it. The boys ask if Lucas is in. Lucas who is staring after Eliott says he is.
Ok, my thoughts on this clip is that i remember the first time i watched it. We were all annoyed with him. This week the fandom wanted to cancel him for his behaviour. But i guess when you rewatch again you see how necessary this was for Lucas. When you are prepared for it you do see the sympathy for him but at the same time you don't lose your sympathy for Eliott. And i think it just shows just how complex these characters are.
When we first see him. He's looking towards 2 groups. His friends and Chloe. We see him start to perform without even saying. We know what he does is for the boysquad's benefit. He wants them to see the heteronormativity, and he's still following that dude bro advice. We see that he's desperate to conform at this point so he's ruthless with Chloe. 😞 He actually gives a stupid love confession to keep her on the hook and keep his mask. And she falls for every word. And i'll tell you why? Because Lucas is so damn earnest but the problem is he's lying to her but with the truth. All the words are right. The person he's saying them to is not. And that's why his love confession is very real.
Now i said i'll analyze the shit out of those words and i will. But right now all i'll say is this is just the ultimate evidence of just how damn heartbroken Lucas is right now. And how in love he really is.😭 So he goes back to boys but i loved the moment just as Chloe leaves and he's about to turn around to head over to them. Axel plays it like the mask falls and then he braces himself to wear it again. Happens in a milisecond but damn Axel.🙌 So Bas wants his secrets and Lucas is smugly dude broing it up, because you know objective 'how to hide you're gay" mode achieved. 😶
The next part, oh my heart protect Eliott at all costs. 😥 Eliott interrupts with such a happy, endearing mood. We see he just wanted to see Lucas again. The way he looks at him. 🥰 Ugh Lucas really is his light. 🌕 And lucky the boys can't see Lucas's reaction to Eliott as his back is facing them. Lucas is the definition of gay panic.😃 His 2 worlds now known, violently colliding. He had a secret hangout with Eliott, he lied and still lies to the boys. And now the reason for it is here. And Eliott holds up evidence. The scarf Lucas left at his. And Lucas scrambles, i must say pretty affectively to bullshit. 👍 And Eliott baby. His poor face. 😭 And Maxence how do you do it? How do you speak so damn well with your eyes and flick moods on a dime. And it's so damn worse with Eliott who when he smiles releases sunshine.🌞 So when he stares at Lucas and his face falls. We see he's trying to read him in confusion like "why are you being like this? You felt what i felt?" And then Lucas cuts him with the "mec" comment and his hurt and disappointment like "oh i see what you're doing, i see how this is, bye" and what makes it even worse if that these 2 have an audience in the boysquad, and i feel Eliott with his look to them just as he leaves feels a bit humiliated. 😥
I'm angry at Lucas for hurting him but i also get why he did it. This goes back to Friday night when Lucas had his heart broke and everything he has done since then has been him trying to deal with it. 💔 But some things i noticed is that Lucas is hurting and trying to protect himself but the mask again falls off with Eliott. He can't help it. All this hiding your real feelings is right there. We see it as Lucas is saying those words to Eliott. He's in the worst panic of his life. And we see it when Eliott leaves and Lucas is helplessly staring after him. The mask is off. He wishes he could take back what happened immediately after it happened. When the squad want to know about Eliott and Lucas is bullshitting Eliott probably stalking him. I laughed so damn hard at the irony. 😂 Lucas honey you are the biggest stalker out of the Isak's. Do you remember the L class register and walking off with it? Do you remember chasing Eliott out to the courtyard when you saw him walk by the window? Lucas honey you are projecting here. 🤔
And the boysquad reactions to Eliott was endearing. 🤗 Yann was friendly and curious. And happy to have his scarf back. And i honestly thought Arthur was Bisexual with the mesmerised staring at Eliott. He looked like he was into him. 😀😍 And when Lucas made those comments and the boysquad defending Eliott. It was all very sweet. 😙
My favourite moment was though, when Lucas was finished his Eliott bullshitting he looks up at the doors Eliott went through. It is all very helpless, and like Lucas wants him to come back. That he meant none of it and he knows he hurt him and in the process hurt himself more. That boy is so damn in love. 😔
Right so the love confession i said i was going to analyse the shit out of it. Here goes:
"I just need you to help me. I met a freshman girl this year.....very beautiful....gorgeous. we kissed, hungout and i thought it was just a fling. But i was completely fooled and now i'm falling madly in love with her. And i can't handle it. It's the first time this has happened to me. That i think about a girl when i wake up, when i go to sleep. When i think about what i'm going to say to her when i run into her on campus. So i fuck up and i do stupid things"
This is all about Eliott. 🧐 This is Lucas professing his love for Eliott to Chloe. Like the dude even asks her to help him because he's heartbroken and can't stop these feelings. And they're spilling out to the wrong person but Lucas knows these are for Eliott because Eliott is the gorgeous new guy he met this year. Eliott is the one who he went home and connected with. Eliott is the one he wanted more with. Eliott is the one he can't stop thinking about from one end of the day to the other. Eliott is the one he wants to see at school. Has even chased after him and wants to be around him and talk to him.😍
And Eliott broke his heart. And Lucas can't handle it because he still wants him just as much. And that's why it's heartbreaking. Because this is early on for Lucas. And he's the Isak that is so so in love with his Even. And he's the Isak that doubles down on the internal homophobia because he is floundering without a life raft. And he can stop nothing. Eliott has a girlfriend. Lucas read it wrong and embarassed himself. 😥 Lucas has to pretend because the alternative is that he's gay and in love with an unattainable guy. A guy that he has never ever felt these strong feelings with anyone else before. 😭 And i think that is what crushes Lucas more because of the profound level of emotion he's feeling for the first time. That he's met his soulmate but maybe his soulmate doesn't want him back. 🙁 How do you deal with that? And Lucas doesn't want a fling or something on the side. He wants it all. That great lifelong epic love and that's why POLARIS resonates so much. Lucas is just a soft boy wanting romance and love. 🥰
And Lucas is gonna pay for this. And Eliott is no woobie The Raccoon has claws and we'll see it. And i can't wait for what comes next. 🤗
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Eliot: Oh my God, it's a raccoon.
Margo: A raccoon?! Which one? Describe it.
Quentin: Is it Little King Trash Mouth and his husband Gary?
Eliot: Oh, right. I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people.
Margo: What, just 'cause we watch raccoons in the alley? It's fun, it's like a soap opera.
Quentin: It's more like an HBO miniseries. Lots of plot twists, some nudity. You'd like it; you just got to catch up.
Margo: Is it the king?
Eliot: No, it's definitely not him because it has babies.
Margo: OH, a gay raccoon can't have babies?
Eliot: Oh, I don't know. I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate.
Margo: Of course he could. What does it look like?
Eliot: It looks like a raccoon.
Margo: El, coloring, markings, hairdo, anything distinctive.
Eliot: Okay, uh, well, it has three black rings on its tail and its ear kind of has a notch in it.
Josh: A gauge? Has that reached the raccoon community?
Margo: [gasps] It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher! I was wondering where she went.
Quentin: Big Baby Pudding Snatcher! Of course.
Eliot: Why do you call her 'Big Baby Pudding Snatcher'?
Margo: Why do you think, Eliot? Pudding cups, she snatches them.
Eliot: From who?
Margo: ME, in the alley.
Eliot: Why are you eating pudding cups in the alley?
Margo: Where else am I gonna eat it, El? The bathroom? That's gross.
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Fenton: Oh my God, it's a raccoon!
Gyro: [from the other room] A raccoon! Which one? Describe it
Launchpad: Is it Little King Trash Mouth and his husband, Gary?
Fenton: Oh right, I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people
Gyro: What, just because we watch the raccoons in the alley? It's fun. It's like a soap opera
Launchpad: More like an HBO mini-series. Lots of plot-twists, some nudity. You'd like it. You just need to catch up
Gyro: Is it the King?
Fenton: No, it's definitely not a him because it has babies
Gyro: Oh, a gay raccoon can't have babies?
Fenton: Oh, I dont know. I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate
Gyro: Of course he could. What does it look like?
Fenton: It looks like a raccoon
Gyro: Fenton, coloring, marking, hairdo, anything distinctive
Fenton: Okay. Uh, well it has three rings on its tail and its ear kind of has a notch in it
Dewey: A gauge? Has that reached the raccoon community?
Gyro: *gasps* It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher. I was wondering where she went
Launchpad: Big Baby Pudding Snatcher, of course
Fenton: Why do you call her Big Baby Pudding Snatcher?
Gyro: Why do you think? Pudding cups, she snatches them
Fenton: From who?
Gyro: Me, in the alley
Fenton: Why are you eating pudding in the alley?
Gyro: Where else am I going to eat it, Fenton? The bathroom? That's gross
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