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tammulberry · 1 month

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Shrek's Domain: A Shrek & Jujutsu Kaisen Crossover (Mulberry Conundrum)

On why I did this, I don't even know the answer to that.

SYNOPSIS: Shrek gets kidnapped.

Years of the Yapping™ started in 2022 finished in 2024

RATING: GG for Goodness Gracious WORD COUNT: 1069

Somebody once told Shrek that he would be left all alone in his swamp. Yeah sure, he ain't the brightest tool in the shed but what exactly was the issue with that? Shrek was living the Far Far Away dream. He had private property, a mud jacuzzi, a limitless supply of slugtastic cuisine and signs that tell people to get off his property.

However, that amazing life of his was gonna be over sooner than he expected. Not because of some short dude compensating for something. Not because of a talking donkey that he wanted off his ass. It wasn't even because of some fairytale creatures that decided to invade his home.

His life was ruined because of two things: a soapy finger and a white haired bean pole with a punchable face.

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Shrek's eyelids started to flicker as he heard an irritating voice. As he slowly opened his eyes, he saw a strange dude with white hair and a blindfold. Maybe his eyes were used for stew, he thought.

"Heyy! What's up, stinky!" the voice drawled at him as he was still delirious. "Care to hang over with me on the wall of the place that we call home in the dumpster fire of the sea and the stars?"

"What?" As Shrek slowly opened his eyes, he saw rings.

"Care for some onion rings? I heard your species liked those things."

Instinctively, Shrek tried to swing his right arm but alas, he was tied up. He struggled against the rope and the annoying beanpole laughed.

"Haha look, I know you're an orc and all but no way are you gonna get out of those restraints. It's magic."

"First of all, I'm an ogre," said Shrek nonchalantly. "Second of all..."

"WHERE IS MY SWAMP?"

The white haired man gasped dramatically. "The goblin is going to kill me!"

"I'm an OH-GER!" Shrek enunciated. "My name is Shrek!"

"Yay!" The man clapped. "He can talk! Since we're doing introductions now. I'm Satoru Gojo. The strongest sorcerer there is!"

"Where am I?" Shrek asked as he looked around. It was full of strange papers with even stranger markings hanging from every part of the room.

"You, my repulsive green friend, are in the chambers of Jujutsu High School."

"Oh, and spoiler alert," Gojo whispered. "It's far far away from your beloved swamp."

"Then why am I even here?" Shrek asked exasperatedly.

Gojo raised his pointer finger. "That's a very good question! Megumi! Come over here!"

Shrek raised his head up to see another figure walk into the room. He had black spiky hair like a porcupine and looked like he didn't want to be there.

Great, that makes two of them.

"Why don't you tell the troll here about what happened?" Gojo asked the boy with a wide grin, his hand rested on his cheek.

"For the last time, Gojo, how was I supposed to know that he was gonna eat it?" Megumi scoffed at him.

"Wait, eat?" Shrek raised an eyebrow. "Oh, I see. You idiots want to slaughter me for a banquet."

"Absolutely not," Megumi deadpanned. "You're here because you came into contact with one of the most dangerous relics known to man. Do you realize that?"

"I'm an ogre so it probably ain't that threatening if I know nothing about it."

"Do you remember eating anything strange?" said Megumi.

"No, I didn't—" But Shrek's world started to spin around like a whirlpool.

"What's happening?!" Shrek exclaimed and if things couldn't get any worse, the white man was the only thing he could see as he spun.

"See ya later, maneater!" Gojo waved at him.

***

Shrek woke up again in what seemed to be his swamp. Maybe it was just a nightmare, he thought. Relief flooded his system momentarily until he got up and looked at his surroundings.

Everything was trashed. Frantically, he tried to search through all his belongings only to find bones, muck and ruins.

He burst out from his house and saw a man that looked like him. If he was buffer and had facial hair.

"So, you've finally entered my domain," said his doppelgänger with a gravelly voice.

There goes "it was just a dream." This day couldn't get any better but Shrek could care less at this point.

"Why do you have a British accent?" Shrek asked him, perplexed.

"Shut up, ogre." At least he knows he is one. "Believe me, I do not want to be in this situation either."

"Hmm," started Shrek. "That makes you, me and the porcupine boy."

"Silence!" The other Shrek boomed. "Do you know who I am, foul beast?"

"I preferred it when you called me ogre."

"I am Ryomen Sukuna! The King of Curses! I have taken over your your body after you conveniently found my finger in your disgusting premises."

Shrek shuddered and grimaced but he's experienced weirder. "Ohh, so that's what this is about. If the whirlpool was a clue, do I just need to flush you out?"

"No!" Sukuna facepalmed. "I am a walking disaster! A bomb that can easily level cities!"

"Heh, the only bomb that can level cities is the huge load I'm about to drop on the white-haired wizard once I get out."

***

Shrek opened his eyes again. Lo and behold, Satoru Gojo and his apprentice, Megumi observing him.

"Fascinating..." said Megumi. "He's so indifferent to the situation that he managed to keep the Ryomen Sukuna at bay."

"Well!" Gojo raised his arms. "Now that you received a vague explanation as to why you are here... I'm going to offer you an ultimatum?"

"Do your worst."

"Either you become my servant OR I kill you!" Gojo exclaimed with finger guns and Shrek sighed.

"How are you gonna kill me?" Shrek asked as he seemed to be considering that option a lot more.

"We're going to spill your guts and use it as fertilizer for our plants. I'm gonna "Gojo" your eyeballs and — "

"Eh, not a bad way to use my dead body — " Shrek shrugged.

"You're not supposed to be so calm about this!" Megumi yelled.

"Whoa, chill, Megumi," said Gojo nonchalantly as he put a hand on his shoulder. "Be as indifferent as our squonk friend here."

Gojo turned to Shrek and removed his blindfold, revealing sparkling blue eyes.

"So what's it gonna be, ogre?"

"Your eyeballs would look better than mine in a cocktail."

END.

#crack fic #crack post #scenarios #crossover #shrek #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro #why #fanfic #sukuna #shrekuna

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st-just · 2 years

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Ogre Maneater by Frost Llamzon

#art #monster #fantasy #high fantasy #giant #warcraft #fanart #Frost Llamzon

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smonkey-zer0 · 1 year

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Ogre drakes one of the few Jurassic relics, are extremely dangerous entities, these Metriacanthosaurids of the blood element have hooves formed by two of their fingers, known to be Maneaters, they are so adapted to hunt humans that they are immune to magic attack and powers.

Due to the blood element, this entity's attacks cause virtually incurable bleeding, being cured only by a certain type of mushroom entity, part of its reputation comes from its habit of impaling its prey like butcher birds, also being the most cursorial of all theropods.

these rare beings hunt in packs, attacking cities and towns in all the hottest continents in the spirit world, the jurassic fauna was greatly affected in the SW due to the awakening of one of the entities born from the mass extinction events, even a continent sank

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kazsartcorner · 1 year

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Hurg Toothcracker Ratslurper is one of the countless travelling Ogre maneaters that walk the old world, having been from his homelands in the mountains of mourn all the way to Lustria, and everywhere in between, he’s picked up many talents, trinkets and tastes. And with a gut hardier than most ogres there’s not a lot to stop him from sampling those delicous wriggling meats, it certaintly helps that he feels the shot of his gargantuan “pistol” adds a nice crunch to a meal.

#warhammer #warhammer fantasy #warhammer fanart #ogre #ogre kingdoms #fantasy #fantasy art #fanart #character design #original character #my art #my artwork #art #artists on tumblr #digital arwork #digital art

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savage-kult-of-gorthaur · 1 year

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"THESE KILLER APES WERE THE MOST FEARED BEASTS OF THE HYBORIAN AGE."

NOTE: Used to obsessively bcollect action figures way back in high school daze, and this was always one of my favorites. I unearthed it just the other day.

PIC(S) INFO: Part 2 of 2 -- Spotlight on promo shots of the "Man-Eating Haunter (of the Pits)," 6.5" action figure from "Conan: The Hour of the Dragon" Series 2, released by McFarlane Toys in April 2005, and inspired by the Hyborian legends as originally written by writer-creator Robert E. Howard.

FIGURE OVERVIEW: "With the help of Zenobia the slave girl, Conan attempts to escape from the dungeons of the King of Nemedia but not before he must battle the Haunter of the pits.

Conan is cornered and attacked by a great hulking monster of enormous size and strength. He quickly recognizes that the grisly ogre is a man-eating ape from the mountain forests near the Sea of Vilayet. These killer apes were the most feared beasts of the Hyborian Age.

Armed with a dagger that was given to him by Zenobia, Conan knows he must battle this hulking creature and that only one shall survive."

-- MCFARLANE TOYS, c. 2005, box/item/character description

Source: www.pinterest.com/pin/conan-series-2-hour-of-the-dragon-april-2005-maneating-haunter-of-the-pits--315392780133427667.

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siamesephoenixrandomideatank · 2 years

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Fanfic Idea: Gravity Falls Gang stuck in Warhammer Battle

What Factions & Lords each choose?

Dipper High Elves (Teclis)

Mabel Wood Elves (Spellweaver of High Magic)

Stan Dwarves (Bugman)

Ford Another Dwarves(Grombindal)

Wendy Empire (Markus Wulfheart) *Genderbent

Paz Dark Elves (Hellbrone)

Robbie Vampire Count/Tomb King (Arkhan the Black)

Gideon Chaos Cult of Tzeentch (Vilitch the Curseling Twin) *he got sort of Gideon Jr. speaking to him

Greta Ogre Kingdom (Golgfag Maneater) *Genderbent #2

Candy Skaven (Ikit Claw of Skyre Clan) *Genderbent #3

4(+1) Waves of Unlikely Allies Opponents

Be'lakor, the First Daemon Prince

Skarsnik of Crooked Moon

Grand Arch Commodore Luthor Harkon, the Vampire Coast(Resurrected by TW:WH2)

Nakai the wanderer, Lizardman

Nagash himself, and the all slain opponents zombified.

Sum up, the GFGs just got stuck in the battlefield as their chosen legendary lords, and together, they must defeat 4(+1) of the allied waves of opponents.

#warhammer fantasy #gravity falls #gravity falls fanfiction #warhammer fanfic #total war warhammer ii #total war warhammer

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littleeyesofpallas · 3 days

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HITOKUI ONI TO OTOKO MESHI[人喰い鬼と男メシ]: ManEating Ogre & Man Meal

#manga covers

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avarchillionpaints · 4 years

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And now for two very sepcial Ogres. These guys somehow ended up serving (or maybe just tagging along) some undead armies.

I was actually thinking of making a vampie ogre but the necromancer/death ogre won out. Anyway, my trusty bag of bitz together with paper of different thickness helped creating these strange monstrosities. :-)

The base model was, of course, made by „Games Workshop“ (https://www.games-workshop.com/) and normally would be a simple Ogre Bull (or an Ogor Bull).

Again I can only reiterate that I had an enormous amount of fun making these Ogres. :-))))))

#games workshop #Warhammer #paintingwarhammer #ageofsigmar #age of sigmar #ogre #ogres #Ogor #maneater #ogre maneater #fantasy #undead #undeath #necromancer #mummy

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radheim · 4 years

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A tale of Skaven and Ogres...⁠ . ⁠ #mordheim #RtheC #warhammer #aos #wargaming #tabletop #ageofsigmar #tabletopwargames #paintingminis #pirates #sartosa #paintingwarhammer #citadelminis #aos28 #darkageofsigmar #skaven #clanpestilens #pestilens #ogre #maneater #door https://www.instagram.com/p/CB-sPgwnuAN/?igshid=xxntxi7j6d89

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hendymary · 5 years

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Inktober 2019 #26 - Ogre.

From @preeshera-art ’s alternative Halloween Edition prompt list.

#ink #inktober2019 #inktoberday26 #inktober #ogre #village #maneating #giant #mountain #terror #blackandwhite #preeshera #preesheraart #preeshera-art #preeshera's

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jimmythebrush-blog · 6 years

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Www.twitch.tv/jimmythebrush #ageofsigmar #gamesworkshop #Warhammer #warhammer40k #twitch #stream #art #acrylic #painting #miniatures #models #ogres #ogrekingdoms #beastclawraiders #gutbusters #maneater #destruction #acrylicart #dungeonsanddragons #tabletop #wargaming #warmonger https://www.instagram.com/p/BpKR3q4H0QA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=124rcmprcr97n

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wolffoflamancha · 6 years

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#inktober Day 23 #muddy Ogre #illustration #inktober2018 #art #artistsoninstagram #characterdesign #ogre #maneater #monsters ##creaturedesign #fantasy #fantasyart #fantasycomics #comics #comic #comicart #monster #mythicalcreatures #creature https://www.instagram.com/p/BpSuVCznpUB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q3n1mg40m7rs

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storypraxis · 4 years

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Games Workshop should add an Araby army to The Old World. It would be great to see a force commanded by Sheikhs, accompanied by sexy harem girls who induce Stupidity on enemies, giant scorpion riders similar to the skeletal Tomb Scorpions on the Tomb Kings army, wizards on flying carpets, or bombers dropping stuff on enemies, assassin regiments with poisoned blades.

#warhammer #warhammer fantasy #warhammer: the old world #araby #ogre #maneater #gw #games workshop

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cursed-40k-thoughts · 3 years

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Who are the ogre lords you think of? Also I… I LOVE “chorf”

For Legendary Lords: Greasus Goldtooth, Golgfag Maneater, Ghark Ironskin (my personal favourite) and maybe Skrag the Slaughterer. Braugh Slavelord would also be quite interesting.

That said, I could also see Skrag being a legendary hero alongside Bragg the Gutsman, depending on how Skrag is utilised narratively. Bragg would definitely be a hero, though. Lording is really not his thing.

"Chorf" is the best term.

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xanican-exile · 2 years

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↕ Golgfag Maneater is 10ft cuz ogre (@magicmuses)

» send me ↕ + your muse’s height and I'll compare them!

"How the hell did he get so big!?"

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thealmightyemprex · 3 years

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Magical creatures in Fairy Tale Hodge Podge

Fae are gdangerous creatures. Not necesarrily evil ,but they are tempermental powerful beings who believe in keeping promises

Some Fae are benevolent ,like the Fairy Godmother or the Good Fairy ,but due to Fae law are prevented from say solving all the problems in the world

The Fairy King,when in human form is often described as ugly .....But not in a traditonal way .He is a bitter creature ,whose face is a mirror of the worst aspects of whoever looks at him ,what the fear, what they hate,and sometimes all of the above . To avoid this he either takes the form of a Great vulture or wears a mask in human form

OGres are shape shifters,smaller then giants .Some are maneaters but the truth is there are benevolent ones

If one was to eat a magical creature,they shall have gained the powers of that creature....They shall also have parts of themselves heightened ,sometimes not good parts .It is a very dangerous thing to do

@metropolitan-mutant-of-ark @ariel-seagull-wings @sunlit-music @princesssarisa

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