I think this is one of the first events I’ve ever looked forward to

Wakey wakey, MC! (obey me)

I just couldn’t wait to post this one, I am in a rolllll. Anyways hope you enjoy it ! <33333 didn’t even proofread or anything so he he he

➙ Lord Diavolo and Lucifer entering your room. They meant to talk with you about a project coming up that was meant to better the relationships with the human realm. Lucifer had told you earlier in the day and you said you’ll be there and that you’d be studying. ➙ The fool, he trusted you. Really, he should’ve known better. He should have texted you as soon as he was approaching the house of lamentation. When you failed to show at his office he was concerned, at first. Maybe his brother's shenanigans? Maybe you were too engrossed with your studies.Then again, he reminded himself who you are, little trouble maker making his hair turn white,, at least he would match with Mammon ??? he still adores you tho.

➙ He tried consoling himself, nice thoughts puppies and his brothers all behaving like productive members of society, a normal human and a normal boss... He waited some minutes more and then the ticking bomb of his patience finally kboomed. He stormed to your room, Diavolo in tow. How dare you human make the Lord of the Devildom wait?! Unacceptable, really. ➙ He enters the room, no knocking no nothing. Wow, rude much, old man. To be fair he was expecting you to be studying, not in the middle of a blanket cocoon, face planted in your pillow, sleeping. You, poor thing, completely unaware of the boiling rage of the demon, still in dreamland. Maybe you shouldn’t wake up at all?? ➙ Ok, but he was dumbfounded. Lord Diavolo thought you looked cute. Like a little smashed fruit. The men both walk away from your room, thinking of what to do. The Lord says it’s no big deal, maybe he can come later on or even tomorrow? No biggie, really. He wishes he could nap, too! Everyone deserves to rest a little from work, you should rest, too, Lucifer. Don’t wrinkle further your beautiful face, it would be bad for the Devildom to see you wither! ➙ Well, maybe he can reschedule??? No !! How! dare! the! puny! little! human! darling! embarrass! him! like! that! He would not stand for that, his pride wouldn’t let him. But, to his credit, he wouldn’t demand such a thing for you on a normal day but this meeting was for the sake and future of your realm, for hell’s sake! and the Lord himself came to see you and hear YOUR opinion about it! Dammit, MC! You do look cute when you’re sleeping but this isn’t the right time !! ➙ Still outside your room, thinking on how to wake you up Satan showed up. He questions him like Lucifer isn’t his father older brother. He reminds him that humans need sleep and it’s vital for you to be well rested. Lucifer scoffs, you could have chosen any other time or day to nap, besides, this was more important. Missing one nap wouldn’t hurt you… right??? Either way they need to stop babying you too much or you’ll get bad habits, they coddle you too much! Satan shrugs and leaves, not his problem and he doesn’t wanna be involved in this mess. yet. ➙ So, Lucifer is about to enter your room again, Diavolo watching from the sidelines. He kind of wants to see where this is going. This is fun! Hey guys we should do this more often, am i right or am i right??? Now Lucifer, he’s standing before your fragile form. His frown banishes for a second only to scrunch again but pitifully, like, when you’re about to do something you don’t want to do, for a second maybe you can even see a tender look in his eyes. You look so peaceful and he kind of wants to just stare at you. Your breath is stable and you're calm, not a feral baby like you usually are when you’re around his brothers. But he likes that side of you, too (you’re his little gremlin<33). He feels bad, he feels he’s kicking a puppy. A stinky, slightly dumb one. Tsk tsk, you’re too spoiled. He can’t allow himself to lose this one tho, he. must. persevere. kick. the. puppy……….. ➙ He was just about to move when your room is invaded by yet another troublesome spoiled baby, whose it is?? It is Asmo, yay!! He whines as soon as he sees Lucifer about to wake you up. First of all, Asmo, dear, if you don’t wanna wake up the human maybe don’t screech?? He starts babbling about how he shouldn’t, can’t, wake you up!! Humans need their beauty nap ! wow thanks, because they were not born beautiful like him !!! wow rude. Wait, how does Asmo know what was about to transpire?? Mammo— No, wait, Satan !!!>:((( He snickers from the door frame with Diavolo, who seems confused but he;s having a good time, he has the spirit! ➙ At some point your blankets begin to move and all the men freeze in their places. Did they wake you up? Oh no ! I mean, yes, ye, everything was perfectly calculated, you see, Satan? Lucifer will always win in the end, mua ha ha ha. Then Belphie comes from under the blanket cocoon. Ah, another spoiled brat. He was glued to your body under the cover, turns out you’re a human radiator and he was a poor man with no heat who was mooching off your warmth. Ok but wasn’t it Mammon turn to sleep with you?? Wait, you guys have turns ??? Diavolo wants in too): Share the human pls pls ➙ The chaos has calmed down a little. Now everyone is staring at you, eerie quietly. What a bunch of weirdos, really. Well everyone but Belphie who is now sleeping again before he is dragged and knocked off the bed by Asmo. Ahh, he jealous jealous now. Now Beel comes in, looking for Belphie. Wait, how does he know that?? Do you guys really have a schedule for NAPS??? Why wasn’t Lucifer aware of this, I mean it’s not like the man has time to nap but it would be nice to know he has a turn, too, you know… Anyways now Beel is looking through your candy stash and nobody is doing anything about it !! Wow, ok, I hope you get a tummy ache then. Now, how does one wake up a human?? Maybe leave the human alone?? No, Lucifer refuses to lose, to admit that they’ve got him wrapped in his little pinky finger. He! would! neverrrr! never everrr neverrrrr. ➙ Maybe if the human smells the candy they’ll feel hungry and wake up? Well now everyone’s just experimenting with you, vvery impolite, no? Either way they try, but now you seem to be dreaming something about food and Beel is jealous, no fair, him too!!!  Now the brothers group chat is flooding with videos and pictures of you Asmo had secretly been taking of the whole ordeal. Diavolo asks if he can get some, too, for his album! Well, of course you polite hot man. Now Levi spawns out of nowhere. Gosh, you almost gave Asmo a heart attack you big dumb meanie !! Well it isn’t fair how you all are spending extra time with MC!! I mean you aren’t even aware of what was going on around you but ok, go off i guess ?? ➙ Now that we talking, where Mammon at? Huh??? Where was this so-called first man ??? Oh, he surely is getting into some trouble, that moron ! Good for nothing—! And he walks in with fire noodles for him and… MC probably?? Let’s recount, ok? You were studying with Mammon, not really you were play fighting and got hungry and he, like the great bestest best man he is went to make something quick and in that span  apparently you fell into a coma and the whole house decided to make your room some kind of meeting area?? Ah, they’re trying to wake you up. Weird flex but ok. ➙ So he walks up to your bed, his noodles inhaled by Beel who was just done with the stashed candy. He looks at you for a second, and then takes a deep breath. He throws your zombie iguana plushie off your bed, le gasp. They all kind of just look around, ok what now?? How is that supposed to work??? Then you start moving, like some kind of curse you realize that out of all the things in your bed the lightest one that wasn’t even close to you, is missing. Who dared—??? Still eyes closed you feel around for your plushie and then eventually feel up the floor, it is cold and no iguana in touch. Finally, you slowly open your eyes like a snail. You ugly thing, they just love you goofball so much. Mammon, how dare you…? Wow, there’s a party going in your room and you weren’t even aware of it??? Thanks for nothing I guess, it’s your fault for expecting that much respect in your own space, ok, ok, you guys continue you’ll go back to sleep as not to bother them,,, jk, guyssss, at this point you are aware you have no privacy in this house he he he *laugh thru the pain, MC, just laugh it out….. ➙ Anyways you ended up getting scolded, you sit through a meeting with dry saliva in your mouth and finally you were hanged to the ceiling with everyone but Lucifer, jokes on him he is missing the party woo, let’s swing guys! guys ?? At the end of the day you found more zombie iguanas in your bed with different ribbon colors, that’s cute, no?? You love your little weirdos<3333

Hi!!! Could you do a gender neutral MC who's love language is physical touch??? Kissing, cuddles, the whole nine yards??

since you didn't specify, imma give you some head cannons for the demon bros <3

demon brothers with a physically affectionate MC

warnings: established relationship, vaguely suggestive

Lucifer

depending on how far you push it, he will tolerate your affections. he prefers subtler things, will offer you his hand and let you play with his fingers, trace the veins on his forearm while in public.

in private however, he will be rather pompous about indulging in your affection. pulls you into his lap, letting you cuddle into his chest on pet at his hair or whatever you like.

his favorite place to be touched: his wings. he'll never ask, but he will let them out more while you two are alone. his sholders relax as soon as your fingers dance against his feathers. would adore it if you preened them, as long as you are gentle of course. play your cards right and you'll have him purring into your neck in complete bliss.

Lucifer's love language: acts of service (showing) quality time (receiving)

Mammon

adores it tbh. just don't tug on his clothes! those are expensive.

he holds your hand every time the two of you are together. what if he looses you?! the devildom is a very dangerous place for a human, and you are his human, so he's here to take care of you. cuddles and all.

his favorite place to be touched: under his clothes. okay, not like that (okay maybe like that but only sometimes) what he means is, sneak your hand under his sleeve and trace patters on his bare arm. crawl up under his shirt while you two are cuddling and nap on his bare chest. he likes the warmth of you around him.

Mammon's love language: gifts (showing) words of affirmation (receiving)

Leviathan

not wise. if you must he will humor you to an extent, just make your intentions clear and don't take him by surprise or he'll get upset. tell him "your hair is sticking up" and then stroke it back into place. he may huff a little but he does appreciate your affection. will let you lean against him too, as long as you aren't in his way he actually doesn't mind the feeling of your weight against him.

he does have a couple no no spots. please don't touch his horns. they are corse like coral and not only will it scratch you and pieces of it can get lodged under your skin, but its equally unpleasant for him.

favorite place to be touched: his hair. Levi is very insecure about his body, but once of the few things he likes is his hair. you may catch him even petting himself as a stim, so if you do it for him he will relax and except your affection without protest. he in fact enjoys it. you may even earn yourself a hug from his serpentine tail around your middle.

Leviathan's love language: quality time and acts of service (both)

Satan

unbothered. he will pull you into his lap during reading dates. very pleased with your gentle rubbing on his back or arms. he has only one request, not the tail. his tail's spikes contain a neurotoxin and he'd never forgive himself if you were hurt because of him.

otherwise, he's fair game. touch him wherever you want (if you like). he's often been the receiving end of a touch starved Asmo so he's very tolerant and open.

favorite place to be touched: his hands. kiss his knuckles or his palms and this boy will melt. its not hard to turn him into a purring kitten in your lap.

Satan's love language: acts of service (showing) gifts (receiving)

Asmodeus

a match made in hell <3 Asmo's primary love language is also physical touch and he is thrilled. cuddles on cuddles for days. every time to pair of you are together he's got an arm around your waist or your shoulders or his fingers intertwined with yours.

Asmo literally seeks you out just so he can fill the void of being the only person who craves physical touch in that damn house for so long. (if he isn't draped around you like Satan's boa he's probably dragging an unamused Belphie into his lap)

favorite place to be touched: his face. mind you he's taken his makeup off and your hands are freshly washed that is. but please trace his features, memorize them so you'll never forget. and for the love of the devil cup his cheeks and stroke them. he may just burst into tears.

Asmodeus's love language: physical touch and words of affirmation (both)

Beelzebub

big boy is perfectly pleased with this. he's Belphie's twin so he's very used to being shown care and love by touch. he doesn't crave it like Asmo but he smiles every time you run your hands through his hair or wrap his arm around you.

Beel wants you to feel loved and safe, so he will take your hand or pull you against him in a crowd. he likes to cocoon you in his larger frame. his shoulders are much broader then yours so you fit just perfectly curled against his chest.

favorite place to be touched: his back. Beel has many scars. he's not as insecure about them as say Mammon or Levi since he sees them as proof he's done his job. but if you lay on his back while he's doing pushups and trace each of them, his heart will fill with so much joy.

Beelzebub's love language: acts of service and quality time (both)

Belphagor

whines about it, but also whines for more. his head is against you at all times. wether that's leaning against your shoulder or in your lap he's open to either. his tail is also curled around you almost all the time. 

naps in your lap, your own personal blanket and heater. he's the type to rub against you as in rub his face on your jeans, like a cat scenting you. his human, his pillow, his. you belong to him now in his mind and he will follow you around like a puppy. 

favorite place to be touched: he's really not picky he likes all of it. scratch his back, kiss his forehead, rub his arms. yes please, give him more. 

Belphagor's love language: quality time (showing) physical touch (receiving)

When they baby you they…

Satan would help you cheat. Is it a test? He’d pass you a note with the answers and glare at the teacher if they dare question you. Is it a question? He’s gonna make you read his lips or just plainly answer for you. He always comes to your rescue when he finds out you’re struggling with your homework, is it from a class he isn’t knowledgeable about? He will master it just to help you, he has a big brain just for moments like these. 

Lucifer lets you go with a slap on the wrist. You broke something? Bad, bad MC! Your punishment is to write an essay about the history of Devildom now. To be fair it’s still a punishment but a really light one at that, for a sadistic type he gets no pleasure from scolding you so, from time to time, he’d just pretend to lecture you enough to scare his brothers and if you misbehave and he runs into you while doing so, if it’s just the two of you, he pretends he didn’t see shit.