Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

if you see a bad btch in the water, go. the other. way.

Honkin Mushroom

See twt for the full version (tis but a nipple)- https://x.com/willowwpill0w/status/1786172053613072668?s=61

Okay imagine it,

Halsin frazzled after a full day of fighting in a city that he kind of despises. Everyone can see how tightly he is clenching his jaw. Upon arriving back at camp, you and Astarion share a look that contains an entire conversation before ushering Halsin to your tent.

Once in the tent, the three of you quickly remove your clothes. Before Halsin can even think of topping either you or Astarion, both of you whisper in his ear to lay back and let himself be taken care of.

You kiss your way down from Halsin's jaw to his chest and belly. Meanwhile, Astarion raises one of Halsin's legs to Astarion's shoulder and nips at his calf, his thigh, and finally below the navel. Halsin grunts and groans beneath the two of you.

Both your mouth and Astarion's hover over the head of Halsin's cock. You feel the shiver that goes through Halsin due to the warmth of your breath on him. You lower your lips to his tip and lap up a small bead of precum. Astarion begins to lick and suck along the shaft. The two of you pull back from his cock to kiss a few times, but you're quick to return to the task at hand.

From the corner of your eye, you see one of Astarion's hands move. In it, he holds a small jar of oil. He coats his fingers in the oil before he circles the rim of Halsin's hole. Then, he slowly pushes a single finger in.

Halsin bucks his hips with a groan. His hands grasp at the bed roll.

Astarion pulls his head away from Halsin's cock. He thrusts the singular finger inside Halsin a few times before he adds a second. There is a short pause while Astarion waits for Halsin to adjust.

You move up to Halsin's neck to nibble at it. One of your hands wraps around his cock and moves up and down. The mix of saliva and precum acts as a lube for your ministrations.

Astarion starts thrusting his fingers in and out of Halsin. He curls his fingers to rub at Halsin's prostate.

Halsin's breath is ragged. His cock throbs with how close he is to release. His moans cut off any words he could be forming.

"Come on, love, cum for us," you whisper in his ear and speed up your hand's movement.

Halsin gives a shout as all his body goes taut. His cock spurts his release. Semen splatters onto his belly.

Astarion shares a pleased look with you as he gently pulls his fingers out. He swipes his fingers across Halsin's belly to gather some of his cum. He licks the cum off of his fingers.

You mimic Astarion with the cum already on your hands. Then, you both turn your attention back to Halsin. Whispering praises to him while cleaning him up with one of the rags you have for this exact reason.

Halsin pulls you and Astarion close. "Thank you," he sighs.

Cough cough late night thinky thonks where when Vanessa tops, she doesn’t really say much but rather does alot. Like her body language and gaze could tell you what to do and she doesn’t need tk say all that much. Kknda like this:

Vanessa would like, look at you. Give you this look and say “Down.” And you’d know to be on ur knees INSTANTLY and then she does alot of communicating with her hands like directing you on what to do n stuff

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anon your mind. no notes

um hi um i'm a little nervous to send this which is why im sending it on anon but uh your blog makes me feel really really fuzzy and stupid and just throws me straight into puppyspace and i can't help but whine reading your posts and it's so embarrassing that im whining just from random posts online and it makes me feel so pathetic and um yeah 😵‍💫

oh, no need to be nervous, puppy! it's nothing to be ashamed of, puppies are supposed to be all brainless and fuzzy anyways! you're too sweet and precious to have to think for yourself, just let me do all the work for you instead, yeah? that's a good pup <3

damn god really crafted the most tight, wet, throbbing, sensitive bunny pussy with his own two hands only to slap it on a man like ?? what the fuck dude

Valentin & Mitch | 618/??  ~Bisous from Arizona 🧡

i wanna have sex in front of everyone i’m mad at just to show them that im getting it better than them

Yeah fair enough

yall- i look like this?????

Haiii im happy to see you again!!!!

I was wondering if you had some general top!vanessa hcs? Strap or no i just love hearing your ideas!

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i really shout have responded to this before the last ask klasdjfh sorry anon!!

nsfw below the cut

yes strap. you cannot tell me this woman does not have at least one, probably more. she's a top in my mind anyway and while she doesn't NEED to use one every time she's with a partner, she does enjoy using them. (regardless of gender i think she's a top, but she generally prefers fem partners. she would still peg a man though.)

hear me out anyway though: hands. that is all.

she's not necessarily the most vocal in bed (or at all) but she DOES like to tell her partner how well they're doing, how good they look, etc. etc. in a kind of quiet tone? she's not completely silent when it comes to moaning but also she's more of a giver so chances are her partner would be louder anyway.

she's not huuuugely kinky (although as vanny she's willing to experiment a lot more but this is just about vanessa as herself <3) but if her partner wants to try something they need only ask. she won't make fun of them for it (unless that's their thing lmao)

definitely prefers giving to receiving pleasure although she's not averse to receiving. it gets her off to make her partner feel good, anyway.

I feel like a lot of the women Johnny attracts are women who know how to peg…

you slowly stretching my pretty hole out. just going slow one finger at a time even though you know i can take more faster and i’m begging you to put more in. i’m begging you to go faster even though you’re not even halfway through your whole hand and i already feel like i’m gonna cum. even after i cum you just keep going fucking me deep deep inside until i’m screaming in overstimulation but i’m also about to cum again

Thinking about womb tattoos 🥰 decided to workshop some designs

it is such a shame that even if hyx ever got released, we will never get to hear chen feiyu say this banger