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scrunkl3bunk1e · 1 year
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So to get things all straightened here, um.
I’m actually a second half of Dr. Fetus! Of course i’m still a Keith, but it’s KK for me. They/He pronouns if you will
I know, this is silly, but hey he’s got his own blog. follow dr-fetus if you please. he rbs cool stuff haha.
Now have something goofy for your day:
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~Dr. Fetus’ Other Half
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dredsina · 11 days
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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powdermelonkeg · 2 months
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stemmmm · 2 months
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never forgive trigger for what they cut
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5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/
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elbiotipo · 2 months
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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
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sleepygaymerdisease · 3 months
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theboxfort · 4 months
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Peace and love
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vamprisms · 2 months
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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cahootings · 6 months
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I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time
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apostate-in-an-alcove · 4 months
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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scrunkl3bunk1e · 1 year
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didn’t say it up until now but i have an increasing love for bugsnax. yes i have noted all the lore, yes i am terrified.
but here’s Chococoin, my personal busnak i made (yes i am an insomniac. holy sh!t im gettin sleep when this gets posted.)
a Sweet and Evasive 2nd variation to Chippie, or a 4th to the Huntsman Spider/Cookie combos :)
Chococoin is based around those silly chocolate coins that exist but also around Greed mode. I was thinking of Ultra Greed booty at the time so. Deal with it bahaha
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beaft · 4 months
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
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turtletoria · 4 months
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Palestine will be free in our lifetime 🇵🇸🍉🕊️ Don't look away, and let's keep supporting Palestine in any way we can.
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ikarakie · 4 months
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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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reality-detective · 4 months
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1963 Refrigerator 🤔
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