#not IN the church
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Guys,
I've done it again 😂
A sneaky peek to ANOTHER smutty fic
I need to stop.
Anyway...
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Agustín is awoken by someone trying to reach a hand down his underwear. His eyes flutter open to see his wife staring openly at him with an absolutely evil look on her face.
"Julieta" He hisses, "What are you doing?!"
Julieta gives him a wolfish grin, but doesn't say a word. Agustín almost chokes on air when he feels his wife wrap her hand around his shaft, and pulls his dick out of his pajama pants. His mouth has gone dry.
"Julieta, we're in a church. Our children, our entire family are meters away. We can't be doing this here!"
Julieta, still saying nothing, grabs the blanket, gets up and starts walking. She abruptly turns around, beckoning a confused and befuddled Agustín to follow her. He grabs their pillows (just in case).
She leads him through several hallways and up a couple flights of stairs before they come to a heavy duty steel door. It's unlocked.
Julieta opens the door and they're on… the roof? She smirks devilishly at him.
"T-t-he roof? Why are we on the roof?"
She's still smirking.
Julieta turns around, wraps her arms around him, grabs his ass, and pull them flush against each other. Agustín flushes and gulps. She whispers seductively in his ear.
"Well, papí, we're not in the church anymore. And no one can hear us."
He can feel all the blood rushing to his cock. He grinds his hips against hers, teasing her. Julieta whimpers.
"Oh, I like the sound of that. Just one question?"
"Yes?"
"How did you get that mattress up here?"
"Oh, that." She said airily. "Luisa helped bring it up. I told her we wanted to stargaze tonight. She believed me." She shrugs.
"Oh you naughty, naughty girl!" Agustín laughed as they kissed passionately and fell onto the mattress.
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Soooo, should I continue?
@sophiasi1172 @historysquib @wifeofbean @julietashealing-child @lips-of-rainbow @enigmaticdoctorscully
#🫓 arepa fanfic writer crumbs for feedback#julieta madrigal#agustín madrigal#julieta x agustin#julistin#encanto#encanto fandom#fanfiction#fanfiction writer#camilo madrigal#bruno madrigal#wip#another wip#smut#on a church#not IN the church#i'm going to hell#you're welcome
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
#anti ai#anti ai art#ex catholic#catholic#game over guys the catholic church is onto your bullshit lol
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🙃 Regular reminder that while Hozier has amazing love songs, he is ALSO very outspoken about his leftist politics, specifically anti-fascism, anti-racism, reproductive rights, Palestinian rights and more.
Take Me To Church and Foreigner’s God are scathing critiques of organized religion, specifically the Catholic Church and the colonization of Ireland.
Moment’s Silence is about oral sex but it’s ALSO about how that specific sexual act is often distorted to a show of power rather than that of love.
Nina Cried Power is an homage to various (mostly Black) civil rights activists from the US and Ireland and a call to follow their path.
Be criticizes anti-migrant policies and Trump and his ilk.
Jackboot Jump is about the global wave of fascism and about protest and resistance.
Swan Upon Leda is about reproductive rights and the violent colonial oppression of Ireland and Palestine.
Eat Your Young is about the ruinous way the 1%/capitalism and arms dealers prioritize short-term profit over everything else to the detriment of the youth/99%
Butchered Tongue is about Irish and other indigenous languages being suppressed and erased by imperial powers.
If any of the above surprised you, please, please delve deeper into Hozier’s music, you’re missing such an important part of his work.
#Hozier#andrew hozier byrne#unreal unearth#take me to church#butchered tongue#jackboot jump#swan upon Leda#foreigner’s god#Nina cried power#eat your young#moment’s silence
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9desw8ghb2wq3
^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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happy 10th birthday to one the most iconic songs of this century so far
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tiddles the church cat
#christian blog#graveyard#gravestone#cemetery#cat history#cat art#headstone#grave#church aesthetic#church#cathedral#church cat
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📍Tellaro, Liguria, Italy 🇮🇹
#video#paradise#view#nature#paraiso#natureza#explore#travel#trip#vacation#italy#italia#tellaro#liguria#advertising#old architecture#waves#sea#ocean#praia#sunset#summer#church#ondas#landscape
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DOCTOR WHO • 'The Church on Ruby Road'
#they were over 2000 years old
#they should have been at the club
#dw spoilers#doctor who#dwedit#dwgifs#timelordgifs#ncuti gatwa#fifteenth doctor#the church on ruby road#vindicia#thelvadams.gifs#good for him 🥰#also forgive the next time trailer quality
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#catholic#catholiscism#mother mary#pray for one another#catholic church#prayer#pray for me#catholic memes#our lady of the rosary#rosary#love
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Father Astarion
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#astarion#bg3 astarion#from the same church as father raphael#just a normal priest who definitely wont suck you dry in the confessional booth#drawing bg3 guys as evil priests is not how i picture the end of this year but i am not complaining
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Sir pentious church window 💫 any wishes who should be next?
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#illustration#sir pentious#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin art#artwork#drawing#church window#hazbin hotel spoilers
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genuinely curious: do other places have billboards like these? because it took me until i was 22 to realize they might not be ubiquitous everywhere because being regularly told i was going to hell by random billboards on road-trips was just my memento mori as a kid like they don’t anything by it
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and what if i cry?? what then?
RICK PERRY THE GENIUS YOU ARE
#saint kristen applebees#THEYRE NARRATIVE FOILS YOUR HONOUR#ricky when i catch you ricky#kristen applebees#dimension 20#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#buddy dawn#the church of helio#rick perry#d20 art team
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Unfathomably based way to use AI.
Edit: ok, Im new to this whole Tumblr thing (Reddit refugee), how do you cope with all the notifications and attention when your post blows up ? (Do you even use "edit:" here?)
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the church of england was literally started because henry viii, a man who cheated on his wife multiple times and had at least one child with one of the women he cheated on her with, wanted a divorce that the catholic church wouldn’t give him.
you are the last people who should be saying anything about the sanctity of marriage, you absolute clowns 💀💀💀
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