I feel like we don't talk enough about how bonkers the 'Judge Judy and Executioner' frog plotline was in Limited Life, which was almost entirely contained within Bigb, Pearl and Jimmy's POVs.
. Bigb gifting Jimmy a special Grandmaster frog which leads to bitter regret and sadness from all the frogs at Frog Mountain, a sacred place where Bigb goes to commune with magic little froggy guys
. Pearl 100% buying in to the plan to take Judge Judy and Executioner back and leaving a decoy, causing classic Jimmy disbelief where he does the '>:0' face repeatedly in his facecam
. BIGB LITERALLY GETTING KIDNAPPED WHY
. Jimmy employing Scott to help find the frog at the Nosy Neighbour tower while Bigb and Pearl are frantically shoving JJ&E down a dank cave hole
. Pearl accidently spiking the frog straight into a ravine like a dropped beanbag and desperately trying to cover it up while Bigb and Jimmy weep openly in the background
. Jimmy confronting the Neighbours while Pearl (definitely not Lizzie stop asking) has no concept of who Judge Judy and Executioner is, only for both to fall down a trap due to Bread Boy number 3 who cannot stop pushing buttons out of boredom
. Jimmy dying again after killing Loggy the Llama (also why did the 'Loggy time' joke make me wheeze so hard- comedy gold I tell you) by moonwalking directly into a pufferfish trap while monologuing
TLDR: I cherish Bigb, Pearl and Jimmy's videos for bringing us the best plotpoint of Limited Life. Sometimes the Life Series can be poignant and deep, and sometimes it's just about a frog who was loved so dearly and fell so hard.
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On being an ace woman of childbearing age
Being an ace woman of childbearing age in a conservative region brings its own challenges. On the one hand, you are lauded as a “nice girl who doesn’t sleep around”. And on the other, you are constantly advised to “settle down and start a family”.
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Nurturing Nosy
Sebastian woke early, shifting groggily under his blankets as he instinctively reached out to scratch Nosy. Though he had long since provided his niffler with his very own cosy nest, Nosy always seemed to find his way into Sebastian’s bed–usually nestled into his hair, and Sebastian had long since accepted it. Sebastian's sleepy murmurings turned into concerned rumbles when his hand met with nothing but cool bed linen. He sat up and blearily blinked around but found no trace of Nosy in sight.
Even with as much chaos as the wee niffler caused, it wasn’t like Nosy to not be around in the morning, and Sebastian was immediately concerned. Had Nosy snuck out in the night and gotten in trouble? Sebastian briefly wondered if he may have tried to break into Will’s room again but dismissed it as unlikely. They were already on thin ice with Nosy's repeated shenanigans, so if Nosy had succeeded in sneaking into the prefect’s room, Sebastian was certain that Will would have made it known, despite the early hour.
Propelled by concern, Sebastian hopped out of bed and quickly crossed the room. He opened the door just enough to stick his head out into the corridor and listened intently.
No irate shouting. No suspicious crashes.
He sniffed the air.
Nothing burning.
Something was definitely not right.
His mind flooded with possible scenarios as to why Nosy was missing, and each one worried him more than the last. Adrenaline quickly chased away the last vestiges of sleep, and Sebastian grabbed the robes draped over his sitting chair and hastily dressed–calling Nosy all the while but to no avail. It wasn’t until he opened his wardrobe to retrieve his scarf that he noticed a pile of emerald and silver pooled around a few jutting tufts of teal fur at the bottom.
“There you are,” Sebastian said with a rush of relief. “Are you playing hide and seek again?” He crouched down and smiled smugly. “Well, I’ve won this round.”
The pile rustled and Nosy’s little snout pushed out from under the scarf and gave a weak honk. Sebastian’s brow knit with concern, and he pushed the fabric aside to find Nosy, all watery eyes and low whines and quite obviously not in a good state.
Sebastian made a deeply concerned noise in his throat, but he pushed past the initial panic at having no idea what to do for a sick niffler and did what seemed most logical: he fashioned his scarf into a sling and gently tucked Nosy in–murmuring that everything would be fine–and then bolted to Professor Howin’s office.
Instinct proved fruitful, and Howin sent him on his way with a list of everything he needed to nurse Nosy back to health.
Sebastian got it all and then some.
When he finally bustled back into his dorm some time later, he was completely winded from his frantic comings and goings. He’d skived off class and spent the day zipping about all the neighbouring villages in the valley until he was well equipped with every magical creature healing potion he could find; he bought out Brood and Peck for every creature comfort and all the gourmet treats they had in stock; he’d even swung by the kitchens and sweet-talked the elves into a basket full of the niffler’s favourite sweets.
Only the best for Nosy.
Worry still etched his forehead and churned his gut as Sebastian undid the makeshift sling and wrapped the scarf around Nosy to keep him warm. Nosy snuffled and honked softly, already looking somewhat improved from the first dose of potion the professor administered that morning.
Sebastian gave him a tickle on his belly and cradled him close as he pottered around his room, busying himself with organising everything so that he was ready the moment Nosy was in need of another dose, something to fill his tummy, or just some tender love and care.
He stopped when he noticed a small pouch on his bedside table that was not there earlier and opened the note resting on top.
“Will left some shiny treats for you, Nosy. Isn’t that nice?” Sebastian fumbled to open the pouch with one hand, but eventually was able to wriggle his fingers inside and retrieve a few shiny treats. He held them out in his palm; Nosy gave them a few tentative sniffs, then eagerly took them and stuffed them into his pouch for safe keeping.
Sebastian couldn’t help but smile. There was a sudden rush of emotion seeing a glimmer of Nosy’s usual self, and he felt compelled to say something after the emotional whirlwind of the day, though he was unsure if the words were said more to soothe Nosy or himself.
“I hope you know that I am forever grateful for that day in the corridor when you were thrown into my arms. Unconventional though our meeting was, somehow I just knew you were a very special niffler.”
Nosy’s snout twitched with interest and he made another soft noise, and Sebastian chuckled as he retrieved a small, sweet pastry from the basket and held it out. Nosy squirmed excitedly as he took it in his little paws.
“You are a comfort whenever I am in need, always find the very best treats and most amazing treasures, and bring life and joy to everyone in this castle. You are the best companion any wizard could hope for, and I shall do everything I can to take care of you now, just as you always take care of me.”
(art lovingly and generously provided by @lil-grem-draws)
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(A very special post for a very special @kiwiplaetzchen. 🖤 Thank you for always bringing so much positivity and light to our lives. Never forget that you are a much beloved presence in the fandom and most valued friend.)
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*sets a plate with an extra large fairy cake topped with a singular shiny, golden candle in front of Nosy's nest*
Happy Mine Day.
You absolute menace.
Happy Mine Day 💚🧁
Nosy was busy adoring his treasures when a shiny golden light suddenly caught his attention. His sparkly eyes widened, fixating on the gleaming beacon of brilliance. Abandoning his current conquest, a particularly captivating silver badge, Nosy scurried towards the source of the golden glow.
There it was - a sight that made his heart skip a beat! A plate adorned with an extra-large cake! Nosy blinked, his small heart fluttering with excitement. A cake for Nosy? A whole cake? For this humble Niffler? The very thought seemed too good to be true. Well deserved, of course, but still so unexpected.
Nosy's gaze darted back and forth between the sugary, creamy delight and Sebastian. With each passing second, the Niffler's excitement grew, and he couldn't contain himself any longer.
His tail began to wag furiously, and with a bound, he leaped towards his beloved wizard. His tiny claws finding purchase as he scrambled up to Sebastian's face to shower him with affectionate pecks and kisses, his happy honking sounds filling the air.
A few moments after his wet display of affection, Nosy gracefully descended from the Niffler Papa, and with a decisive huff, the little master of flames extinguished the golden candle. Time to dig in!
Diving snout-first into the cake, Nosy savoured the sweet taste of victory with each delectable bite. It was so delicious! And yet, amidst his indulgence, a fleeting thought crossed his mind. Pausing for just a moment, the little Niffler pondered before reaching a conclusion.
With a determined glint in his eyes, Nosy carefully selected a sizable portion of the cake, cradling it in his little paws. With purposeful steps, he waddled over to Sebastian once again, offering him the (in Sebastian's hands rather small) morsel with a honk of generosity while still wagging his tail incessantly.
Nosy would always share everything with Sebastian. That's how it always has been, and that's how it always will be.
With a gentle nuzzle of his head against Sebastian's hand, Nosy looked up at him with eyes that sparkled with gratitude and devotion. The two of them had been together for so long now, a constant companion through thick and thin, partners in crime, friends, and family rolled into one.
Every day with Sebastian was an adventure, filled with laughter, mischief, and love. And as he settled against Sebastian's side, Nosy knew that no matter what the future held, he and Sebastian would face it together, forever bound by their unbreakable bond.
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Art by the amazing @lil-grem-draws
The very first Nosy fan art, and I love it so so much! Thank you once again, Lily!!
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