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deedala · 5 months

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Gallacrafts Theme 27: Smokey Shamey On a pretty regular basis I think about None The Wiser (by @loftec) Mickey, in his little apron, standing in the back alley behind his diner gay panic smoking in the freezing cold (because who needs a coat in the dead of winter in Chicago when you're love sick and spiraling). I've been meaning to draw him for awhile, and because the universe knows how to make things happen, @gallacrafts went and declared Smokey Shamey as the theme this month as I was re-reading NTW for the umpteenth time. So here he is, smokey and freezing his ass off. (Close up detail under the cut)

#i love him so much i really hope i did him justice #Gallacrafts #Theme 27 #smokey shamey #shameless #shameless us #shameless fanart #mickey milkovich #none the wiser #my art #myshameyart #smokey mickey #gallavich #praying to the art gods that i dont find some glaring mistake after posting!!

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michellemisfit · 1 year

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6:03 PM

You truly are a bastion of integrity.

I had to google that btw

Just to make sure I actually knew what it meant.

Which i did

I’m smart

~ ~ None the wiser by @loftec ~ ~

Ian ‘Absolutely No Chill’ Gallagher is one of my favourites… 🥰

#shameless fic #none the wiser #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #Gallavich #never make someone a priority when all queue are to them is an option

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skelesharky · 2 years

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my guess is that spamton was never originally talking about mike when he said "the man's a criminal, i tell you!" ... he was talking about the TV.

GOD YEAH with what we know now, there's no way he wasn't talking about Tenna there.

#i mean who knows #maybe mike's got beef with tenna and is on the run from him and his crew #and to spamton it felt like mike had abandoned him #none the wiser #im starting to think i should make a blog for all my dr posting gjdfksgjd #deltarune #deltarune thoughts #delta rune #spamton #mike deltarune

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gilligould · 2 years

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life as we know it is ending in literally two hours and there are people like. doing menial tasks,

#none the wiser #bcs #k.txt

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inyourfacex · 1 year

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Sam Wise - Fever / None The Wiser

#Sam Wise #Fever #None The Wiser #music #spotify #iyf

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bluegiragi · 7 months

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chasing tail.

early access + nsfw on patreon

#ghost doesnt know a ton about werewolf etiquette beyond the commonly known stuff #wolves are social creatures but they tend to stay within their own communities so detailed knowledge of their behaviours isnt widespread #that being said #dont grab their tails like that #poor johnny's gonna have to excuse himself to rub one out in a bathroom stall and ghost's gonna be none the wiser #monster 141 au #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #giragi art

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solidagofvckr · 10 months

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i am listening to dub and sipping a white claw with cindy. and what are you doing

#none the wiser

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melvinthedepressedrobot · 1 year

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i love conversations that take funny little tangents, like my dad explaining the plot of my beautiful laundrette to me just for the sake of saying that one of the main characters wears something called a donkey jacket

#jamie's chitchat #i have never seen the film so i was #of course #none the wiser

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ruporas · 1 year

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getting the attention of the humanoid typhoon

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #wolfwood menace arc #he also wouldnt know HOW obvious to make it so he's just ramping it up throughout the day #but vash is sooooo used to repressing but also experiencing this kind of want so strongly for the first time #makes him wear the most obvious expressions.... while wolfwood is ALSO not used to being wanted in this way so he would be none the wiser #to vash's obvious expressions -- does that make sense. theyre silly. theyre so silly its like an endless loop #and then wolfwood is like ok i guess im doing something wrong or maybe he just doesnt want me like that. whatever! we move on #vash: dying crumbling - wondering if ww is doing it on purpose but also too nervous to ask until he starts literally taking off layers #ruporas art

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whatthefuxkkk · 2 months

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Alright picture me this:

1950's sometime after Vox's death, he's already an overlord and friends with Alastor (based on the torn apart picture of the two of them in the last episode I'm choosing to believe they used to consider each other friends) but he's still AGGRESSIVELY in denial about him being queer so basically Alastor does that thing aroace people do all the time (aka being too charming and making people fall for them without meaning to) but what im really trying to say is

Consider: Alastor was Vox's queer awakening

#and now he's mad and going to sing about it #while Alastor is none the wiser #i really think Alastor not knowing Vox had/has a crush on him is SO FUCKING FUNNY HELPP #one sided radiostatic the only radiostatic #NOT A SHIP POST !!!#aroace alastor #<– supremacy #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin hotel #radiostatic #one sided radiostatic #hazbin hotel #fuck vivziepop

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nurserard · 3 months

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#if there are other terms i am none the wiser #i call it the grocery store/the store #i have to go to The Store

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rarepears · 2 months

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Okay I'm thinking - very dangerous, I know.

Luo Binghe was away and pretty much completely out of contact with human life in the Endless Abyss. He's popping up in people's dreamscapes, sure, but it's still a dream at the end of the day and it's not an exact reflection of reality. Things he learn from people's minds still have to be taken with a grain of salt; he knows from Qing Jing's teachings that one man's truth isn't the whole truth. And from Shen Qingqiu himself, Luo Binghe knows how easily one can convince themselves that the truth isn't the real truth but a lie; delusion is a powerful force.

Anyways, what I'm saying is that Luo Binghe was away for 3 years. All sorts of things could have happened in the cultivation world! It's basically like being in a coma for three years!

You know what would be the worse year to fall into a coma? 2019.

(Can you see where I'm going with this?)

It would be freaking hilarious if Luo Binghe falls into the endless abyss in the cultivation world's equivalent of 2019, an epidemic hits human civilization, and Luo Binghe returns, none the wiser of what happened, but he's sure as fuck wondering why face veils have become such a Fashion Statement that Everyone is wearing it. By then, the illness that had struck most of the human town and cities isn't as bad so it's not so talked about - also it's been a couple years now so everyone is used to it - but it's still a Concern. Not everyone can be rich enough or well connected enough to get the special medicine from the Qian Cao peak to stave off catching the illness.

Luo Binghe is also pretty sure everyone can tell he's a demon because they keep looking and glaring at him. He's very self conscious of his skills of maintaining his glamour hiding his demonic attributes.

(No, Luo Binghe, it's because you cough and sneeze without a face covering on. And also because you aren't maintaining 2 meter social distancing rules. StoP TOUCHING anD insPecTinG eaCh FruiT and vEgetablE at hte markets omfg are you trying to spread your germs everywhere and get people sick!!! )

#luo binghe #svsss #svsss ideas #scum villain's self saving system #mxtx #while luo binghe was in the endless abyss the human world goes through an epidemic and luo binghe is none the wiser AU

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baalzebufo · 1 year

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more of my awesome bread dough boy

#alloyart #fake peppino #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #my personal hc is fakey CAN talk! he just mimics and creates a lot of imperfect sentences #also he still makes weird noises and occasionally like. Backwards Italian. but he is generally understandable #not much tag rambling this time... read the thing i wrote about fake peppy on my blog instead im proud of it lol #continuing with my running joke that fake peppino wants to make peppino into a pizza . i think he can kneading him like bread dough #peppy is none the wiser. hes just glad hes so good at massages. really gets the stress knots out

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mcyt-cats · 2 months

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Another kitten update! Again, translations by @chrysalizzm !

second story:

chunsik has a cold :(( she's been getting better, though, i've been giving her the eye drops i got from the vet

third story:

chunsik has been sticking really close lately because i haven't been playing with her

#mcytblr #mcyt #qsmp #acau #cat: chunsik #video #i'm never gonna be able to tell these kittens apart i would be none the wiser if the one in the 1st story was chunsik or louis

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em1e · 6 months

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sorry im thinking about geto and like ... how do you think he felt killing his parents? how do you think it went down? were they happy to see him and he just does it or does he let them down easy and makes it quick when they're sleeping?

#idr if it ever says specifically how it happened #but i imagine he lets them have a nice family dinner like they used to #kisses them goodnight and goes to his old room #does it their sleep when they'd be none the wiser #idk if he'd feel remorse but i dont think he'd regret it #because it's all a means to an end yk #push 2 talk #s. geto #jjk

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ghouljams · 10 months

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you cant just say how cowboy konig is lowkey a stalker in your tags without expounding on it. ELABORATE PLEASE RRAAAGGHHH (affectionately)

More Nasty boy, he's so dreamy, I'm unwell.

König hears you swear over the receiver, loud and visceral as you drop whatever you were holding. He'd been having a lovely morning with you, he wondered what happened. He glances out his kitchen window as he listens to you hustle around and slam your door. Oh good, Honey jumped her fence again. He smiles a little to himself and grabs his bandana, switching the receiver off to go retrieve her.

"Honey please," You whine after her, "Please be good just this once." She hops excitedly, just bouncing with joy at her naughtiness. She's not even waiting for you to catch up to her, a much more difficult feat due to last night's rain. She's going to twist her ankle or something, and you really can't deal with her dramatics a second time in so many days.

You're starting to see the drafts meandering the pasture, and you really hope she isn't going to try bothering them again. You both see it at the same time when she books it towards König's house. You groan seeing the man himself just coming out his front door. Honey jumps another fence to greet him. He holds his hand out for her and she snuffles it, letting him pet her like she's the most docile horse in the world. Horrible, wicked, spiteful creature.

You continue tramping through the mud to retrieve your stupid shitty horse, pouting and miserable. König coaxes Honey back into pasture and starts leading her towards you. You were really hoping not to see him, you're not exactly dressed to see the guy you're crushing on. Your boot sticks in the mud and you fall flat into a big puddle, barely catching yourself on your hands and knees. The splash sprays you with muddy water and you figure this is just perfect.

König's hands slip under your arms and pick you up, this is really becoming a habit. He looks like he's trying not to laugh, sounds like it too when he asks, "Are you alright, Schatz?" You both look down at the mud covering your front before he sets you safely away from the puddle and recovers your stuck boot.

"God," You groan, shaking the mud off your hands, "I swear I am not this much of a mess." König hums, he knows you are, he's heard you. It's cute, you need someone like him looking after you.

"It's fine, I don't mind helping." He tells you, giving your boot a good shake to dislodge the mud. He crouches down to help you slip it back on. "Let's get you cleaned up," He says as he stands, nodding his head in the direction of his house.

"Oh, no, no I couldn't impose." You tell him quickly, holding up your hands to wave off the idea. König shrugs.

"No imposition, my house is closer, you are dirty, my shower is your shower." You hesitate, something smart in your stomach warning you against taking up strange men on offers like this. Then again, König has really been nothing but nice and helpful to you. It's really the squirmy gritty feeling of mud sticking to you through your shirt that makes up your mind.

König gives you a bag to put your dirty clothes in, lends you a spare shirt and some shorts(both of which are way too big for you), he's even kind enough to show you how the shower works and point out the lock before he leaves you in his tidy bathroom. This is some real fucking southern hospitality from a man who is absolutely not southern. It makes the butterflies in your stomach all the worse that he's so nice.

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"I'll wash everything and give it back," You tell him, sitting at his kitchen table with a cup of coffee between your hands. You feel so warm and soft, just swimming in his shirt, you're trying to extend some hospitality of your own.

"No rush," He tells you, leaning back against the kitchen counter, "I'm just trying to be neighborly." Besides he's already collected payment in the form of your panties. Neatly swiped from your bag of dirty clothes and stuffed in his pocket for later. You really are too sweet for your own good.

"What's this?" You ask, fingers pressing the switch on the receiver on the table. Static fills the kitchen. König leans to switch it off, it's just dead air without your voice filling it.

"An old radio, I've been trying to fix it without any luck I'm afraid."

#cowboy!König #hot mess darling is really so fucked #she doesn't even notice anything missing #just throws her dirty clothes in with the rest of the wash none the wiser #it's fine she keeps his shirt #that's sort of the same thing right?#cod x reader #konig x reader #konig x you #könig x you #reader x König #learning a lot about ghoul today with these

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