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#no this is how jealous den kicking in the door can win
cutemeat · 2 years
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talkin abt how they should give mac smth to hide again YES exactly
#no this is how jealous den kicking in the door can win#cuz its liiiike#again mac sneaking around this guy....#dennis is pissed cuz of the principle of the thing (so he says) of like 'im ur roommate HOW do u think u can hide a whole Person from me?!#like mac is insulting his intelligence somehow is his logic right#but again its rlly for like... some shady business frank is doing#that frank is having mac do only cuz he knows uh. mac will take less money for more work LOL#but mac is also so bad at keeping shit like this under wraps so he acts so suspiciously#charlie is like 'ok why do u care so much?' and THIS IS WHERE HES PEELING THE EGG RIGHT#so anyway theres a scene towards the end allright we have sorta the culmination of it all#dennis KNOWS mac has the guy in the room so hes like okok im gonna confront him#but he goes back n forth in his room for like 2 hours (it doesnt feel like 2 hours to him it feels like 15 mins)#so actually by the time he kicks in the door mac is in bed the guy is Gone JKNEFKGJN#SO WHEN DENNIS KICKS IN THE DOOR N SHATTERS HIS FOOT#IS WHEN CHARLIE FINALLY GETS THE EGG PEELED#like bonus points charlie dee n frank are all there cuz dee thinks this is funny n mac just wanted frank to explain what was going on#n charlie is there cuz frank is there LOL#the rest of em leave the room its just mac n den. den is so fuckin embarrassed as he should be#but hes not gonna say shit cuz thats a short to his pride absolutely Not#so he says smth thats like... subtextually an apology. but not on the surface#anyway point in case its so fuckin obvious den was just jealous so mac kisses him . n dennis makes some dumb 'oh#face#n its like allright ok cut 2 credits#idk there it is thats my pitch
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salexectrian-heir · 3 years
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✧ Oracle ✧
SEPT 1ST 4:57 AM
[Joker] Hi
[Joker] Story time
[✧ Oracle ✧] i see yusuke returned ur phone
[Joker] Aha, yeah. After swearing on my life I would not make any more poor life choices
[Joker] I assume that was your doing
[✧ Oracle ✧] ur welcome
[Joker] Hmm well I might not have sworn hard enough
[✧ Oracle ✧] ???
[Joker] bet you 500 yen you can’t guess where I woke up this morning (without hacking my location)
[✧ Oracle ✧] oh god akira… jail?
[✧ Oracle ✧] again??!
[Joker] No
[Joker] Better
[✧ Oracle ✧] !!?
[Joker] On the catwalk of the auditorium
[✧ Oracle ✧] BRUH
[✧ Oracle ✧] didnt yusuke like walk u home???
[Joker] He did
[Joker] I just didn’t stay home after
[✧ Oracle ✧] (-_-;)・・・
[✧ Oracle ✧] but don’t they lock up the buildings at night….
[Joker] ...
[✧ Oracle ✧] also i’m p sure catwalks are at least fifteen meters in the air??
[Joker] ...
[Joker] I am surprisingly still very dexterous while intoxicated
[✧ Oracle ✧] o m g
[✧ Oracle ✧] what possessed u to sneak out of the dorm, pick a lock, scale scaffolding, and fall asleep on a metal beam is  / literally /  beyond me
[Joker] Me too, It's all very...fuzzy after getting back to the dorms
[Joker] Maybe I was a cat in a past life
[✧ Oracle ✧] cat!kira
[✧ Oracle ✧] congrats u now have a fursona to add to your growing list of ‘sonas
[Joker] Cat!kira go prrr?
[✧ Oracle ✧] HAHAH a self-drag?
[✧ Oracle ✧] Someone truly is hungover and regretting his life choices
[Joker] Jokes aside, all that flexibility training I did in hs apparently paid off
[Joker] I have no new bruises or injuries that I am aware of so I made it up in one piece. Somehow.
[✧ Oracle ✧] wait hold up I thot all that “training” u’d say u were doing was just like horny akira code for “going to mess around with Sumi after school”
[✧ Oracle ✧] don’t tell me u actually were doing gymnastics with her that whole time
[Joker] Okay
[✧ Oracle ✧] ????
[Joker] You literally just told me not to tell you
[✧ Oracle ✧] but was i right?! i NEED to kno if i was right
[Joker] Haha yes and no
[Joker] We did both
[Joker] is typing...
[✧ Oracle ✧] oKAY OKAY OKAY NO DETAILS (SAVE THOSE FOR ANN)
[✧ Oracle ✧] JUST CONFIRMATION THANK U next
[Joker] You have written fanfic more explicit than anything I could ever tell you I’ve done, AND I PROOF READ IT FOR YOU
[✧ Oracle ✧] ヽ(•//д//•)ノ [ok true]
[✧ Oracle ✧] but
[✧ Oracle ✧] ヽ(•̀//д//•́)ノ
[Joker] Ik Ik, I’m teasing. I won’t corrupt your virginal ears
[✧ Oracle ✧] /anyway/ people r gonna be mad jealous when they find out u dated an olympic gymnast
[Joker] She wasn’t one when we dated though so technically I didn’t
[Joker] She found out she qualified shortly before we went back to being just friends
[Joker] I think we’re both much happier this way
[✧ Oracle ✧] Obviously. you still talk to her??
[Joker] Yeah
[Joker] We caught up before the semester started
[Joker] She said she was nervous, but that’s to be expected when you’re on the global stage. Aside from that she’s fitting in really well with her new teammates. She just wishes Kasumi could have been a part of it
[✧ Oracle ✧] </3
[Joker] Yeah :( </3
[Joker] But she’s good
[Joker] Still calls me senpai though...which idk how to feel about that
[✧ Oracle ✧] lol its ~cute~
[Joker] Hmm leaning towards don’t think so
[✧ Oracle ✧] “oh ~senpai~ you’ll still watch me compete in the olympics on TV right?”
[Joker] ...did you listen in on the call
[✧ Oracle ✧] no
[Joker] “no,” she lied like a liar (I know you still have my phone bugged damn it)
***
The Phantom Thieves of Cats
SEPT 1ST 5:01 AM
[✧ Oracle ✧] *kicks down the door to the thieves den*
[✧ Oracle ✧] INARI U FAILED
[✧ Oracle ✧] GUESS WHERE AKIRA IS
[✧ Oracle ✧] (hint: not where he’s supposed 2 be)
[Fox] Preposterous! He was safely returned to his dorm room. I personally put him to bed.
[Panther] you stayed over in their dorm room Fox… isn’t he in there w/you??
[Fox] is typing...
[Fox] Ah. It appears that I am in his bed and Akira is indeed missing. I was on the floor when we went to sleep. I have no recollection of this transfer.
[Fox] I have awoken Ryuji but all he has done is throw his possessions at me in an attempt to silence my “pestering” so I do not think he will be of any help in this situation.
[Joker] Don’t bother with him Fox. He isn’t responsive until at least 9am after a night out.
[Joker] Also, why aren’t the rest of you sleeping?
[Panther] Joker! you’re alive!!! are you okay???????
[Joker] Define okay
[✧ Oracle ✧] *cackles*
[Panther] where are you?!?
[Joker] You aren’t going to guess?
[Panther] jail?
[Fox] Please let it not be true your detective arrested you last night, and you are suffering in incarceration as we type.
[Joker] Why is jail everyone’s first guess? I was only arrested once!
[Joker] Fuck
[Joker] Also, he is not “my” detective
[Fox] is typing…
[✧ Oracle ✧] u sure about that
[Joker] Oh no
[✧ Oracle ✧] pls reread our messages from last night
[Joker] Oh GOD
[✧ Oracle ✧] *cackles louder*
[✧ Oracle ✧] i can’t wait to hear what inari is about to dish out
[Panther] wait what did akira say to you @ ✧ Oracle ✧?!
[Joker] Futaba please *softly* don’t
[Fox] Last night I had to relieve you of your phone before you texted the detective prince incriminating evidence of your state of inebriation and infatuation. You were adamant that you had to send him a picture of a cat as a token of your feelings, which I objected as the image you selected was not flattering of the cat. I may have just met you a few days ago, so please tell me if I am overstepping my bounds, but I do not think sending hideous pictures of cats is a wise way of winning over this man’s affections.
[✧ Oracle ✧] pls show us the picture he wanted to send
[Fox]
[Panther] Hahahah oh akira
[✧ Oracle ✧]
[Joker] …
[Joker] I’ll be staying at this undisclosed location until further notice
[Panther] no Akira!!! seriously where are you??
[Joker] the_view_is_nice.image
[Panther] :O
[Panther] how did you get up that high???
[✧ Oracle ✧] gymnastics training
[Panther] huh? i didn’t know you were a gymnast Akira!!
[✧ Oracle ✧] im sure he’ll tell u all about it now
[Joker] -____-
[Fox] I cannot believe I failed my first mission as the Chosen One.
[✧ Oracle ✧] i can
[Fox] is typing…
[Panther] @ ✧ Oracle ✧!!!!!!
[✧ Oracle ✧] kek
[Fox] I am an utter disgrace to this friendship. How can I even call this a friendship when I have done nothing but leech from the kindness you all have bestowed upon me. How will I ever be able to show my face among you,  those whom I have failed. I must atone for the shame I have wrought.
[Joker] You didn’t fail @ Fox, and you are not a disgrace. It was my fault. I was the shitty friend in this situation. I’ll make it up to everyone, and to you Fox. I’ll think of something.
[Fox] Food would suffice.
[Joker] Dinner for a week it is.
[Fox] Delightful!
[Panther] wow he got over that fast
[✧ Oracle ✧] welcome to being friends with Inari, the path of forgiveness is through his stomach
***
✧ Oracle ✧
SEPT 1st 5:07 AM
[Joker] Slight problem
[Joker] I actually have no idea how to get down
[✧ Oracle ✧] u really r part f*cking cat
***
Regrettably, some of his life choices last night did him no favors.
Mistakes had been made. Limits and Lessons had been learned. Unfortunately the hard way.
After miraculously finding a way down off the catwalk without injury  into his dorm shower and a fresh set of clothes, Akira managed to show up for his opening shift at Big Bang Blends ten minutes early.
Haru took one look at him when he slinked into the kitchen and immediately said, “Oh dear.”
Akira spun a damp curl around his finger. “That bad, huh?”
“Uhm.” Haru offered him a wobbling, pitiful smile. “You kind of look like how I would imagine a cat that got caught outside in the rain might feel.”
He let out a self-deprecating chuckle and wandered over to the apron rack. “Fair comparison.” Selecting his off its hook, he pulled it over his head. “I’d add on that the cat also got stuck in a tree and developed a splitting migraine.”
“I know just the thing that’ll sort you out!” Haru hovered over to Akira’s side. “Whenever I--” she paused, considering her words with a finger to her lip, “overindulge,” she settled on with a giggle, “I’ll make myself a cup of my special tea. It instantly clears my head and calms my stomach.”
Akira’s stomach rolled unpleasantly. “ Special tea ?”
Haru nodded vigorously. “It works like a charm! And I’m not just saying that because I drink it, I have a friend--well, I might be overstepping if I were to call him that, we aren’t that close,” Haru sighed, “but I make it for him too when he occasionally stumbles in here in a similar state.”
“Do I want to know what’s in it?” he asked hesitantly.
Haru beamed brightly at him. “No.”
Akira groaned.
“I promise it’ll work,” Haru said, wandering out of the kitchen and over to her collection of loose leaf teas that were displayed in clear, sealed jars behind the counter. She called back to him, “You’ll perk up in no time!”
He gave her a weak thumbs up.
Picking up the task list from the side of the walk in freezer, he resigned himself to his fate of ingesting whatever the fuck concotion Haru was going to feed him. It couldn’t have been worse than what he drank last night. In all honesty, he would have been feeling way, way, worse if Yusuke hadn’t convinced him to drink so much water when they got back. Akira would like to think the fact he wasn’t curled up on the floor in the fetal position on the cafe floor was also thanks in part to the Amazake he had chosen to drink the night prior too. But the thought of the non-alcoholic sake made his stomach churn harder so he stopped that train of thought immediately, and focused on setting up the dining area.  His head felt like it weighed five pounds heavier than it usually did, which made moving it a bit of a hassle, but he had the opening sheet to finish before the cafe opened and he’d damn himself if he didn’t deliver.
What his stomach did seem safe to think about was luck stats, and that maybe Futaba was onto something when she had made that off hand comment in their chat last night. Akira was incredibly lucky to have landed two bosses ( three if he counted Sojiro but the man was more like a father than he ever was a boss) who cared more about his well being as a person than as a source of cheap labor. Watching Haru make his tea as he flipped chairs down off the tables only amplified his guilt of showing up before her utterly and unmistakably hungover.
Being the sloppy friend did not sit well with Akira.
He swore to himself as he pushed in the last chair he took down that this was the first and last time he ever did anything as stupid and irresponsible as he did last night. Not to mention, his luck wouldn’t last if he kept this up. He’d make it up to everyone somehow, and Haru in particular now. He wouldn’t let his current state impact his work.
And once he stopped feeling like dogshit and could form a coherent argument, he was going to have a long, hard talk with whichever one of his personas decided it would be great fucking idea to drink so much, scale the interior of the theatre, and fall asleep on a steel beam no greater than sixty centimeters in width. Because honestly, what the fuck ?
Even In high school, his “peak stupidity” years, he hadn’t done anything as dumb as this.
Okay, well, that was a lie.
He had done a lot of stupid, often illegal things (see: petty theft, breaking and entering) in high school that to him, had been justified. He was quite gifted at stealing and knew his way around a lock with professional proficiency, and he had gotten away with it unscathed for a very long time.
Except for the whole getting arrested and put on probation thing , which ironically had been for a crime he didn’t actually commit.
“It’s ready!”
“Thanks, Haru.”
Akira swung by the to-go counter reaching for the mystery tea waiting for him and continued on.
After thirty minutes of sipping on whatever miracle cure Haru brewed as he checked off the morning set up tasks, it fucking kicked in. The mind fog and nausea disappeared almost entirely, settling his stomach enough that he was able to keep down some Advil and melon pan with Haru for breakfast. Akira could handle the headache until the medicine took over.
He just couldn’t move too fast or too sudden (Akira was still a little too off balance for that), or turn his neck sharply (thanks to what he had drunkenly decided to use as a pillow the night before). But he powered through it as he set about stocking the various coffee beans in their containers.
The last item on the task sheet they completed together. Prepping the food items for the pastry case with all of the baked goods Haru had made the night before. In addition to mochi, goma dango, and other pastries one would expect to enjoy with tea and coffee, there was always some kind of cake. Meticulously and lovingly decorated, sliced by hand that Haru showcased in her cake display. Today’s selection was a daring one, a pink lemonade cake with delicately applied ombre pink frosting and topped with candied lemon slices that were evenly spaced, each sitting on an artful dollop of whipped white icing.
“Did you want to try a piece, Akira-kun?”
Akira glanced over from where he was sliding a tray of nerikiri into the case. A plate with a modest slice was being extended to him. Eyeing the color up close, his stomach protested. Apparently still a little too hungover to test the limits of his digestive tract with such an extravagant confection.
“It looks amazing, but I think I’ll stick to the melon pan this time Haru.”
“I can always save it for la--”
A sharp series of knocks interrupted their conversation.
From his position squatting on the floor, he checked the time on his phone. There were still five minutes until the cafe officially opened for the day. Haru had warned him there were always a few people who showed up early and failed to read the sign.
“I’ll get it,” Akira sighed, sliding the door of the pastry case shut. “You finish with the cake. I’ll handle our impatient caffeine addict.”
“Oh don’t worry the cake’s all done, I just cut the last slice.” Haru waved Akira off. “I can get him.”
Him?
He hastily straightened up, brushing a few stray sugary crumbs off his apron and immediately looked over at the entrance. Every muscle in his body seized up. Waiting outside the glass doors was one impeccably dressed and restless looking Akechi Goro. Akechi rolled his shoulder, adjusting the strap of his messenger bag while he checked his phone.
The message Akira sent Akechi last night intrusively echoed in his head the moment the former detective looked up and locked eyes with him. Pocketing his phone into his suit jacket (it had to be custom fit, because there was no way it could have cut his figure that well without tailoring), he lifted his chin ever so slightly. Akechi’s expression twisted wickedly into something that short circuited Akira’s brain.
Oh.
Fuck .
A war waged between two primal instincts in Akira’s body at the sight, the overwhelming urge to run in the face of danger clashing with a tidal wave of lust. The rush coursed through his veins, freezing him in place. Much like prey that had been cornered, his heart began to thrash against his ribs.
Akechi’s grin was sharp and salacious, a stark contrast to the innocent and winsome smile that the T.V. ready Prince so often wore. Akira didn’t know him all that well (... yet ), but God , that smile just seemed to suit Akechi so much better.
Akira got to witness this side of Akechi knowing it was reserved for only him for about two whole seconds before Akechi’s face changed, shifting into his composed, manufactured doll-like mask when Haru made it over to let him in.
The transformation gave Akira something pretty close to whiplash.
Really arousing whiplash.
“Good morning Akechi-san,” she greeted him, holding the door open with a warm smile.
“And same to you, Okumura-san,” he returned politely, stepping past her and into the cafe proper. “Pardon my early arrival, I have quite the busy day planned unfortunately and was hoping to get a jump start.” He brushed aside a few strands of hair that had fallen into his eyes with a gloved hand. “I hope your morning has been going well.”
“It’s barely started,” Akira muttered, reaching for a to-go cup to start Akechi’s order to busy himself with so he wouldn’t stare at the breathtakingly handsome man in front of him. His heart needed a break already.
Instead of writing Akechi’s name, he doodled a pair of handcuffs with the bold letters A and G within the negative space in each cuff (Akira admired his work for a brief moment and thought Yusuke would be proud). He marked the drink as a caramel latte, recalling what Haru had put down on his cup yesterday. Then proceeded to make a pour over instead.
Haru flipped the sign to open, and then said, “Very well, so far! I tried out a new cake recipe, you have to try it.”
Akechi laughed, and Akira’s stomach clenched--but this time in an all too pleasant way. Akira diverted his attention from grinding the beans for his drink to watch the detective ( Fuck! ) The sound was light and lyrical, and after what Akira witnessed… sounded totally out of place coming out of the same mouth that had held that smug, voracious grin a moment ago.
“As much as I would love to, I must decline. I cannot get into the habit of having cake for breakfast.”
“Then you must take a slice with you!” Haru walked past him and over to her cake display, lifting the glass lid and taking a piece out.
“Alright, if you insist,” Akechi conceded, coming to a stop in front of Akira, who moved on to scooping the grounds into the damp filter. The proximity made it near impossible to keep his eyes off the detective, but Akira somehow managed it, forcing himself to pay attention to his pour.
“Actually, would you mind if I borrowed your barista for a moment, Okumura-san?”
Akira snapped his head up from his preparations and met Akechi’s eyes once more ( God damnit! ). Which was a really dumb idea as a shock of pain spiked down his neck. He bit the inside of his cheek to stop from wincing.
A dangerous glint appeared in that maroon gaze that catapulted Akira’s thundering heart into his throat.
“Is he in trouble?” Haru peered over her shoulder from where she was packing a bright pink slice of cake into a to-go container.
“He might be,” Goro murmured just loud enough for Akira to hear, then broke their eye contact to address Haru, “I assure you, nothing of the sort.” He smiled that infuriatingly fake smile at her, complete with an innocent tilt of his head. “I just need to ask him a few questions, in private.”
Haru shot Akira a questioning stare, Do you need me to say no?
He shrugged nonchalantly, or as nonchalantly as someone who was having a very intense internal meltdown over an insanely attractive man could, and said, “It’s fine, Haru.” He continued to pour the scalding water in a circular motion over the coffee grounds in the filter, doing his best to quiet all the alarm bells in his head.
His response must have come off convincingly enough because Haru nodded and said, “Well, I can’t see why that would be a problem.” She hesitantly returned Akechi’s smile. “But I will need him back in a bit when the morning rush hits.”
“This shouldn’t take too long,” Akechi turned and gestured to a table in the corner of the cafe--far away enough from the counter that Haru couldn’t possibly overhear their conversation. Then under his breath he added, “As long as Kurusu-kun doesn’t resist, that is.”
Akira cleared his throat, willing his throbbing heart to drop back into its cage between his ribs. “Go on, I”ll join you when I’m finished.”
Akechi nodded, leaving the yen for his coffee on the counter and sauntered away. Akira topped off the pour over and transferred the liquid into the to-go cup. On his way around the counter he snagged what was left of his miracle tea and took a swig. He hoped it would replenish his mental reserves to handle the upcoming verbal sparring match he was sure he was about to walk into.
Akechi, in his immaculate glory, was leaning back in his chair languidly with one dark clad leg crossed. He watched Akira closely as he wandered over with their drinks. Akira suddenly felt incredibly out classed and underdressed in his usual cardigan-v neck combo he had going on compared to Akechi’s tan suit jacket and pressed button down shirt.
He slid into the seat opposite Akechi and pushed his coffee across the table. Akechi nodded in thanks and brought it to his lips.
Akira pretended he didn’t watch the way Akechi’s throat moved as he swallowed his first sip.
The detective hummed approvingly. “Black.”
“The way you actually like it,” Akira said with a knowing smile. “Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.”
“Is it now,” Akechi chuckled darkly against the lid still pressed to his lips. “Sadly, my coffee preferences are the extent of where your knowledge of me ends.”
In the tenuous silence that descended after that statement, they sipped at their respective drinks. Gazes not once wavering off one another.
“I assume you know why I’m here,” Akechi finally said, cutting the tension.
“When I said ‘come get me ’ I didn’t mean ‘corner me at work ’,” Akira hissed over his cup of miracle tea.
He could think of many other, far more superior places he would have loved to be cornered by Akechi in. But Akira kept that part to himself.
The detective leaned forward, resting his chin on his fist. “You do realize if this were a real investigation and I caught you as unaware as you were this morning, you being at work with your Boss present wouldn’t have deterred me.”
Akira stole a glance at Haru, who was busy writing the specials of the day on their blackboard, then drained the rest of his tea.
Akechi followed his gaze and continued on in a saccharine tone that contradicted the alluring smile his mouth had split into again, “But since it’s not, I highly doubt you want an audience for when I bend you over the counter and take what I want from you.”
Akira promptly choked.
Any lingering doubt Akira may have had about Akechi’s preferences evaporated. Akechi knew exactly what he was saying. He had to have, right? There was no heterosexual explanation for that response.
Point to Akechi, he thought, accepting the fact his face was probably as red as the flowering plant hovering three inches above his head.
“How considerate,” Akira managed to rasp once he got his tea to go down his throat correctly. Swallowing burned like a bitch. Now he had to deal with a sore throat on top of the rebellion being staged by his heart and stomach, and the leftover vertigo from his hangover.
“Will you hand it over now?” the detective asked with a hint of sugar coated venom.
“Hate to disappoint, but you’ll be walking away empty handed this morning. I left it in my room.”
Which wasn’t a lie. In his haste to recover from last night’s  escapade and get to work on time, he hadn’t thought to grab the handkerchief. The last thing he expected was this.
“I think you’re sending me mixed signals.”.
“Am I?”
“You tell me you want one thing, then act like you didn’t expect it to come to fruition when I follow through on it so I’m curious,” Akechi titled his head and his hair shifted, shining ethereally in the early morning sun streaming through the window. “What is it you really want, Kurusu?”
For you to fuck my brains out, Akira thought. But admitting that so bluntly to Akechi’s face felt like defeat. So, he kept the stupid illusion of their game going and leaned in.
“I want to see if the Detective Prince is really as good at his job as the rumors say he is.” Akira mirrored the detective’s head tilt and offered him a crooked grin. “I won’t be that easy.”
“If you want me to physically remove it from your person, then I must insist from this point forward you carry it with you. If every time I corner you, you… aren’t ready,” Akechi’s smile grew wider, “then doesn’t that defeat the purpose? And unlike you it seems, my time and attention is limited.”
“Rude.” Akira mimicked the detective’s posture, dropping his chin into his palm. “My time is limited too. I just can’t have you stalking me at work. And--” what Akira really meant to say next was , I cannot possibly work and retain my sanity with you watching me like that all the time. But instead said, “--Think of Okumura-san’s business. You’ll scare away her customers.”
Akechi shot him an unimpressed look. “Somehow I highly doubt that.”
Wow. Cocky bastard.  
"Well,” Akira said, changing tactics by imbuing a little bit of truth, “I imagine you can relate to not wanting to be distracted at work, with your fans and all.”
“They can be...rather inconvenient at times, yes.” Akechi studied him intently. “Alright then. Let’s make a deal.”
“Making a deal with the enemy? Akechi,” Akira feigned a gasp, “don’t tell me you’re a dirty cop.”
The detective snorted into his coffee. “I’m going to choose not to entertain that comment and suggest we establish some ground rules.”
“I thought rules didn’t exist in investigations,” Akira said mischievously.
“Like I previously stated, good thing this isn’t one, then?”
They shared a private smile.
“I propose this,” Akechi said, straightening up, hands clasped on the table. “From this point on, you will carry it on your person. I will catch you off guard within the next two weeks and take back what is rightfully mine. Our working hours are exempt from this. Obviously, the common spaces in the dormitory will be too by default. Should you ever need me as your RA, that will come first and foremost, I take my duties seriously. As should you. I think you’ll find these terms agreeable and respectful of each other’s time. Unless there are any other locations you want to deem off limits.”
Akira made a show of considering Akechi’s words, tapping a finger against his cheek. This was literally the most drawn out, intellectually charged foreplay Akira had ever engaged in but he couldn’t say it didn’t excite him. In fact, there was something exhilarating about it.  
“No. Everywhere else is fair game.”
“Really?” Akechi inquired, grin breaching that rapacious territory again. “Be careful what you agree to, Kurusu.”
Akira shrugged and leaned back.
“So,” Akechi prompted, “you won’t say no, will you?”
Of course he was going to accept. So Akira simply said, “I think I’ll hold on to your handkerchief.” And then held out his hand. It felt like the right thing to do.
“Hah, excellent,” Akechi smiled and shook it firmly. The leather was soft and warm as it dragged against Akira’s palm. “Otherwise, I will be forced to order a room inspection and somehow I doubt that is how you want this to play out.”
“If you are inspecting the room while I’m in it, then I might be.”
Right after the words left his mouth, the logical part of his brain that wasn’t stuck on being hungover and horny on main finally spoke up and reminded him of the very important, expulsion worthy, major cockblock that was currently being housed in his room: Morgana.
But then Akechi’s mouth upturned devilishly, and suddenly Akira decided he’d cross that furry bridge when he got to it.
“Well, then. I must be off. Thank you for the coffee,” Akechi said, dropping Akira’s hand as he stood up. “I have an interview taping in…” he checked his phone and sighed, “just over an hour. Hopefully the trains are on schedule.”
Akira tilted his head. “Still doing those?”
“Yes, keeping up appearances on behalf of the precinct,” Akechi explained, “I may be officially on hiatus as a full time student, but I still pick up cases from time to time. The media wants to know how I balance it all.”
“Ah. Explains the get up.”
Akechi bristled at the comment, his nose wrinkling ( cute! ) and brows drawing down as he straightened his already perfectly straight tie. “What’s wrong with my outfit?”
“Nothing,” Akira teased with a lilt in voice, “It’s nice, maybe a little stuffy.” He deliberately looked Akechi up and down. “But I bet you’d look better out of it, judging by what I saw you wear the last time you showed up here.” He couldn’t fight the coy smile his mouth twisted into even if he tried. “If you’re looking to show off, those shorts from yesterday would do a better job.”
The call out was meant to fluster Akechi, but the detective’s face remained remarkably even toned. Flawless even. Too flawless.
Could he be... he's totally wearing makeup.
Akira lifted a brow pointedly.
That did the trick, earning Akira a heated glare before Akechi turned his head sharply away. The movement roughly shifted the hair around his face, revealing a sliver of skin previously hidden. To Akira’s rapidly dawning delight, the detective’s neck was rapidly turning pink.
“Shut. Up. Kurusu.”
Oh, so Akechi blushes all the way down when he’s flustered. Fascinating. Akira filed the thought away for… later.
For totally innocent purposes.
Totally.
Akira stood up and slipped in front of Akechi, demanding to be looked at. Giddy with his new discovery. “Oh? What’s this? He can dish it out but can’t take it?”
Akechi’s eyes flashed as he brought himself up to his full height, and stepped into Akira’s space. Scowling down the few centimeters he had on him, he forced Akira to take a step back. “You,” he said lowly, continuing to move forward, making Akira walk backwards until his back hit the counter, “are a brat .”
“Just figuring that out now, detective?” Akira smirked. “I thought that was obvious.”
From this close Akira could see just how gorgeous the detective’s eyes truly were. Flecks of light red dotted the center most part of his eyes, giving off the illusion of glittering in the light. He was close enough that if Akira leaned in a fraction more their noses would touch.
A very polite, soft cough came from somewhere on Akira's right.
The detective’s eyes widened in shock. He quickly put space between them again and turned to face Haru, who was standing in between the kitchen and the counter area looking anywhere but at them.
Akira owed her now a second apology.
“I wish both of you a good day,” Akechi gracefully recovered and turned on his heel. He flexed his shoulders as he opened the door but stopped with one foot out the door.
“Oh, and Kurusu-kun?” Akechi turned halfway to face him, “Be sure to check your email this afternoon.”
And then he was gone.
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It’s Always Snack Time in Tokyo
SEPT 1ST  8:00 AM
[Takuto Maruki] Hello! I was going to wait until I saw you in person, but I can’t resist telling you the good news! I submitted the paperwork to bring on an official research assistant. The chair of the department should grant me an answer by the end of the week. The position is yours once I get the documented approval.
[Takuto Maruki] That is, if you are still interested in conducting research with me like you did over the summer
[Akira Kurusu] I am
[Takuto Maruki] Even more wonderful!
[Akira Kurusu] Won’t it be unethical if you don’t let other people apply for the position though?
[Akira Kurusu] You can’t play favoritism
[Takuto Maruki] I, fortunately, get to make the rules in this situation and I wrote that I could appoint the position to any student that met certain criteria and showed promise in the field
[Akira Kurusu] You literally wrote the position description so that only I fit that criteria, didn’t you
[Takuto Maruki] You would be correct! :D
[Takuto Maruki] So if you’re free and want to get a jump start on assisting, I was hoping to recruit you this upcoming Friday to proctor an exam.
[Akira Kurusu] An exam? The second week of class? Savage Sensei
[Takuto Maruki] It is a 300 level that meets M/W/F so the curriculum moves fast. This cohort in particular is grasping the concepts at a much faster rate than the other two I teach for this course.
[Akira Kurusu] When is it? I open the cafe Friday mornings
[Takuto Maruki] 2pm
[Akira Kurusu] Okay, I can make that work. I’ll be there
[Takuto Maruki] Wonderful! :)
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The Phantom Thieves of Cats
SEPT 1st 11:12 AM
[Skull] yo i am not back readin any of that
[Skull] wat did i miss?
✧ Oracle ✧  Changed Skull to Edgelord Can’t Read
[Edgelord Can’t Read] I CAN EFFIN’ READ!!!
[Edgelord Can’t Read] i said i wasn’t gonna, not that i cant big difference
[Edgelord Can’t Read] ur the one who cant read
[✧ Oracle ✧] wow gr8 comeback edgelord im so offended. what r we 7yrs old
[Edgelord Can’t Read] shuddup
***
Gotta Go Fast
SEPT 1st 11:28 AM
[Skull] BRO A CATWALK?! WTF?!?
[Skull] how the eff did u get down??
[Joker] My amazing cat-like reflexes
[Skull] bro
[Skull] how u feelin btw
[Joker] You know that feeling you get when you’re about to go over the hill on a rollercoaster?
[Joker] Like that
[Skull] oof
[Skull] ill make u my ma’s soup when ur shifts over, its the best for this kinda shit
[Joker] Why is everyone being so understanding with me today
[Skull] were ur friends man we gotchu
[Joker] alsdjflskf
[Skull] uh did the rollercoaster drop or smth
[Joker] Haha no
[Joker] Thanks Ryuji
***
The Phantom Thieves of Cats
SEPT 1st 2:01 PM
[Edgelord Can’t Read] UH HOLY SHIT EVERYONE CHECK UR EMAILS
[Panther] what?? why??
[✧ Oracle ✧] im surprised u even read ur email
[Joker] Oh.
[Joker] Fuck.
***
To: Shujin Hall_5th Floor
From: Akechi Goro; Niijima Makoto
CC: Kawakami Sadayo
Subject: Violation of Dormitory Rules
Dear Fifth Floor Residents of Shujin Hall,
This is a friendly reminder that there is a strict No Pets Policy in this Residence Hall. A contraband item, a can of pet food, was located on the floor inside the trash room on Friday night. As such, we will be conducting room inspections beginning tomorrow, starting with rooms located in the Girls’ Wing. Let this be an example to all that the consequences for violating this rule will be termination of their dormitory agreement and the loss of their on campus housing status. Any additional charges will be determined by the Residence Hall Director, Kawakami Sadayo.
If you have any further information on this subject, please feel free to contact us.
We hope you have a wonderful rest of your weekend.
Sincerely,
Your Resident Assistants
Akechi Goro
University of Tokyo | Class of 20XX Criminal Justice / Psychology Major | Philosophy Minor [email protected]
Niijima Makoto
University of Tokyo | Class of 20XX Criminal Justice Major | Psychology & Law Minor [email protected]
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Simplify - chapter four
Words: 1496Genre: Angst, Drama, RomancePairing: Ed x WinryRating: T Summary: this takes place during the time spent by the Elric brothers at Winry’s house after the Promise Day, then before the proposal. Ed and Winry are not dating or anything. — An old classmate calls home asking for Winry but it’s Edward answering the phone…And he could never stand that guy. Previous: Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 CHAPTER 4 The next day, around lunchtime, Edward came home quickly with Den; the anxiety made him act clumsily. He was nervous and his heart was about to explode, as well as his head. ... If only he had told her what he really felt... If only he had the courage. Determined to face her after everything that happened, he walked faster. But he had to calm down before talking to her. Sweating on his face, he walked straight into the house and let the doggie off her leash. He knew he looked like a wreck, not only because he had arrived breathless but also because of the TWO sleepless nights. At that moment, Winry passed in front of his eyes and he witnessed the cold distance in her stare; it seemed like she wanted to avoid him. The awkward part, when you live together like brother and sister, is to not be able to have individual living spaces when there are squabbles. He could feel his heart in his ears, as always, looking at her. Winry looked wonderful. How could she be so beautiful even when she was angry was a mystery. Hot as hell, she was quiet as if she hadn’t worked the whole morning trying to shake off the bad mood. But he could see by her face she’s somewhat troubled: her lips are tightly set. Those eyes were a little darker and definitely more sad. Winry headed for the doorway to leave the house and walked just a few inches away from him without raising her head. Edward was still flushed, sweaty and out of control. As soon as she opened the door, he stood behind her and closed it before losing his nerves. "Forgive me," he said, trying to speak in a lower voice. Her gaze fell on Ed's hand, leaning against the door before her eyes. "I didn’t mean to scare you and... I'm sorry I could’t control myself... It’s the situation we’re in, I can’t seem to stop invading your personal space," Ed really had a sad look. "Yet when we were kids we spent all our time together." Winry's face turned pale. But he continued, "Apparently we’re not anymore." That sentence wasn’t said with sadness; it was more like an awareness. She looked worried about where that was going. But he didn’t mean to say that it was impossible for them to live together as they used to. Edward pulled his hand away from the door. Winry stood still, her back was still to Ed. "After we argued yesterday... I’ve thought a lot, about you, about everything" he went on. She turned to Ed and lifted her chin. Her blue eyes searched for his. "Ed, I..." It was harder for him to talk but he decided not to stop "Please, let me get this out". The girl sighed. "You’re the... you're one of the people I care about the most" he forced himself to hold her gaze. "You ... you literally got me on my feet again, cried for me, had faith in me when I couldn’t see it in myself anymore, you've always been there for me," he lowered his head and looked at her hands. She moved her hands, as if she was trying to reach him somehow, but stopped them in mid-air and put her fingers to her lips. "It's thanks to you that Alphonse and I can at least feel happy, at home." Now he knew it, it was what he always wanted. "However, I shouldn’t expect anything from you." "No Ed, that's not what I meant-" "I’ve been a real jerk and I apologize for everything I’ve done and said these past two days" he interrupted her. "But there's one thing I don’t want to apologize for" he looked at her lips, his tone was serious, "My desire to protect you." Winry was deeply moved but he didn’t stop. "And that’s what I did because that’s all I wanted to do, I don’t want to tell you what that bastard said because it would be useless and furthermore it disgusts me, but you can trust me. Please. I won’t let anyone hurt you, Al or Granny, even if it means pissing you off.” Then, after a little pause, he said: "That’s what I meant when I told you that you couldn’t easily get rid of me." Ed thought Winry must have felt the way he did when she said it first, as children. Perhaps, before making all that fuss, he even wished, in his heart, to admit he was awfully jealous. He wanted to tell her not to date anyone else because she belonged to him alone. Edward was a little embarrassed about it, in retrospect. Deep inside, Winry was just a friend, right? His purpose was to keep that loser away from her and nothing more. In that instant, his tone became more gentle. Tenderness? No, not exactly. "I can’t do otherwise, Winry, not in any way" his tone was kind, sincere, he wanted to take her hands in his but he didn’t want to risk hurting her again with his arrogance; moreover, to tell the truth, he would have never had the guts. Winry opened her lips but no sound came out as she looked up to his eyes. "Win..." he went on, not receiving an answer, "If you trust me, please…" he took a step closer to her. She waited. "Please don’t date him." The girl sighed. "Don’t worry. I won’t. " Finally, a smile on Ed's face. And she, in turn, couldn’t help but smile. "Well," he commented, "otherwise I would have come with you to kick his ass!" He tried to be ironic and cover his embarrassment, making her smile again. Alphonse walked by them, smiling and raising his thumb in approval over Winry’s shoulder so she couldn’t see it. Then, he kind of nodded. Edward suddenly became nervous and swallowed loudly. He took a deep breath and stammered, "Um... er... Win..." "Yup?" "Since... well, we were talking about it and... I would hate it if you were sorry about that and... I wanted... yeah, let’s say that we could still... you know... if that’s okay with you..." "What's up, Ed? Something wrong?" the girl became worried. "Saturday!" he exclaimed "We are... we could go out anyway if you like... we..." Winry's cheeks turned red and a shy smile appeared on her face. "Me, you and Al," Ed corrected himself, instantly afraid of getting rejected. The blonde girl's smile turned into a bewildered grimace. "NO!" Alphonse blurted out, "I definitely can’t this Saturday." Winry jumped in surprise, not imagining that Al was right behind her, but when she turned around, the boy had already vanished to give Edward no cause to be such a chicken. "Oh." Damn it, Alphonse. "Well, then I suppose... maybe another time, uh?" He backed off, scratching the back of his head. "IT’S OK IF IT’S YOU AND ME!" Winry said in a slightly high-pitched voice. "I... I’d be really happy," she was too embarrassed to look him in the eye. Edward stood there, listening to her, and for a moment he forgot to answer. Then he recovered, "R-Really?" In a moment he blushed violently, "I mean... OK! SURE! Ok!" He tried in every possible way to look resolute, "You can decide where you’d like to go then! Ah-Ah!" His nervous laugh, however, was kind of unsettling. "Mh!" approved Winry, with her cheeks still red. Then she turned and started to leave, trying to look cool and casual, but suddenly stopped. "Ed!" The boy, still with his head in the clouds, woke up hearing her call his name, "…Yes?" Winry closed that infinitesimal distance that separated them and found herself a breath away from him, "Thank you." It was a blink of an eye, so unexpected that Ed almost faltered. "Thank you for protecting me," she whispered in the sweetest tone ever heard on planet Earth. Edward held his breath. For a few seconds he stood there gawping. Then he smiled sweetly. How could he tell her that she really didn’t need to thank him? How could he let her know that protecting her was the most natural thing in the world for him and that she didn’t even need to ask? But above all, how could he let her know that she was always in his mind? He gently placed a hand on her head and held it to his cheek. There was no need to say anything. Winry raised her head from his racing heart and looked him in the eyes again, even if that means she had to break up that sweet contact. Ed saw Winry’s clear eyes. All coldness had vanished, her cheeks were red and her eyelashes slightly wet. I don’t know if I'll ever be able to tell you what I feel – he thought – but I'll do everything to make you happy and smiling as you are right now. Forever.
THE END.
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:devawesomesauce2014: ----------------------- Name: Chazz Species: Asiatic Lion/ Cheetah hybrid Rank: Cubbin Previous ranks: -- Age: Starting: Newborn Current: 8 months Gender: Male Birthday: July 21 Genetics: From Father-Silver fur, green eye, dark mane, lion-like build, cape From Mother- Lighter fur, spots, stripes, brown eye, thin build, no tuft tail Child Voice actor: Billy Unger(Known for Young Nathan Drake from Uncharted) Adult Voice Actor: Nolan North(Known for Nathan Drake from Uncharted) -------------------------- -Personality- Cocky- Chazz is pretty cocky, even going as far as challenging his father to fights often even if he knows he can't win. This leads him to trouble quite often with those older and stronger than him.                   Reckless- This goes along with his cockiness. If someone will entertain his "threats" of winning a fight, it's not uncommon for him to come home a little scratched up.                   Charming- Chazz likes to try and get out of trouble by charming anyone he is in trouble with. Whether it's flirting with females, or trying to get out of trouble with his parents(which rarely works) he's gonna try and get his way.                   Possessive- He's very possessive of those around him, specifically women and his siblings. When around him, it's highly unlikely he will let something harm you.                   Dependable- You can always count of Chazz to do something for you. If you ask him a favor, it will get done one way or another. Reclusive- After his mother left with his sister Angel, Chazz became very reclusive. He tends to be by himself a lot when he doesn't force himself to be with others as the sudden disappearance deeply hurt him. --------------------------- Background: Chazz was born to Romulus and Selina, an elite hunter and a hunter. Both parents were revered and powerful and known for their skill in fights. Chazz was raised spoiled like all of his siblings but grew out of it as he saw how great his parents were at helping others, he began to as well, even going as far as almost forcing himself on someone to help. After a while, he grew to admire his father a lot. Chazz began to try and imitate him, considering he looked the most like him out of all his siblings. And when he saw his father flirting with his mother, the poor cub thought that was just another thing he did, not realizing what it meant. He too then began to flirt with females at a young age, again, not realizing what it meant. After being told on about it by an adult, he was sat down with Romulus and was told about what he was saying. Of course Chazz took it to heart but still continued to flirt, though not repeating things that his parents would say, already figuring that it would get him into trouble. Chazz continued to stay very close with his siblings even through the trouble the city had with the wild cats. His curiosity would often get the best of him and he would accompany his siblings into the place where the captured cats would go. Though often they would stay at the door, only coming in when their father was with them, eventually he became curious about the outside world. To Chazz, these wild cats were just like them, because they looked like them. So why should they be any different? Eventually one morning, he woke up and his mother and sister were gone. His father was distraught and had no answers for him or his siblings as to where or why his mother and sister were gone. Chazz, not understanding why, became reclusive towards everyone. Most of the time he would have to force himself outside and play around but he would still be very upset over it even if he didn't show it. He knows he will get over it, but today is not that day. ------------------------------------ Likes: -His father's armor -Running -Racing -Hunting -Basically anything where he can run -Cuddling with his parents and siblings Dislikes: -Being pranked -Family being harmed -Water(doesn't like it but he doesn't hate it either. He prefers to not get wet) ---------------- Family: Mother: Selina http://www.deviantart.com/art/TRD-Selina-the-Silent-Angel-557750688 Father: Romulus http://www.deviantart.com/art/Romulus-TRD-application-551796683 Aunt: Silvius http://www.deviantart.com/art/TRD-Silvius-The-Hapless-Fool-REF-514551921 Half Uncle: Hiro http://www.deviantart.com/art/EBC-Hiro-the-Passionate-Fighter-526878845 Half Cousins: Seidon http://www.deviantart.com/art/Seidon-the-Astral-Dragon-444541959                    Hinode http://www.deviantart.com/art/Hinode-the-Thrill-Seeker-515268372                    Venetia                    Iris                    Aoife                    Frost Sister: Angel http://www.deviantart.com/art/TRD-An-Angel-601208600 Sister: Flovios http://sta.sh/01wx2t4k56ao Brother: Augustinius http://sta.sh/0tqqz6pd8d6 Brother: Tamius http://kamari-inuzuka.deviantart.com/art/TRD-Tamius-the-morning-leisure-613350113 Adopted Grandmother: Acacia http://theromandefection.deviantart.com/art/TRD-Acacia-The-Silver-Rose-652252831 ----------------- Relationships: [[KEY]] = Neutral = Friend = Close Friend = Crush = Love = Dislike/Hate = Family/Mate = Jealous = Respect Ferox: NA Solus: NA Bounty Hunters: :bulletorange: / :bulletpurple: Selina Entry 1: My mother is the most beautiful cheetah in the whole world! I'm sad when she has to leave to go do Bounty Hunter stuff but she always comes back so it's not too back. Entry 2: Mom has been acting strange. She always smiles at us but when she's not looking at us she looks...upset. Entry 3: Momma...where did you go? Why did you take Angel with you?...We miss you Momma...Dad says he doesn't know when you will be back...We held a candle light service for you so you can find your way home. I hope it works...I miss you... :bulletorange: / :bulletpurple: Romulus Entry 1: Dad is the best Hunter I know of! I'm gonna be just like him when I get big. I love him sooooo much. Entry 2: Dad has been sad ever since Mom left... Entry 3: Dad has started to smile again ever since he started hanging out with Fox. I guess that is good that he has a friend that will make him happy. :bulletpurple: Acacia: She is really cool. Her and Dad seem to argue a lot but I can tell that she loves us :3 :bulletorange: Tamius :bulletorange: Angel :bulletorange: Augustinius :bulletorange: Flovios Olum: NA -------------------------- Roleplay Example (Taken from an EBC RP) Gods damnit... Hector groaned, limping back into the Air camp on three legs. He was out hunting and was chasing a big buck. It would have fed multiple cats in Air and that's why he was going after it; but it was smart. No wonder it was so big. As soon as Hector was close, the buck kicked and hit him on his cheek. When he landed, he had fallen down a hill and injured his right hind leg to the point where it hurt to walk on it. At first he thought it was broken but he was able to put pressure on it even though it hurt like hell. He limped to the Healer's Den to see if anyone was in. ---------------------------- Used refs from Scar's model sheet :icontheromandefection:
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